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lifeguard edition
>>2568425
What would sex with him be like?
>>2568531slap his fat ass and ride the wave inAlso, stop posting your own pics, go find a guy to date and get off the internet
>>2568531Fishy, with her pooner tuna stinking up the room
>>2568556This man is 45.
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>>2568582
>>2568556Call an ambulance, because this elderly gentleman is suffering some sort of neurological medical emergency
>>2568583Same energy, just missing the form fitting fur lined coats
>>2568556I'd consider him a burglar, use the tazer, drag him outside, zip tie him naked to a tree.
>>2568531THREAD RUINED.
>>2568531Miserable unless you mount a bayonet to your cock so you at least get the satisfaction that he will be ruined beyond repair when you pull out of his pitiful brown ass.
>>2568691>>2568678>>2568535>>2568551Why are you so harsh to that gentle looking tan fellow?
>>2568725'cause he's ugly and gets spammed all over 4chan
>>2568732but what’s ugly about him? his face? his body?
>>2568732He's really not ugly, he's like a solid 7
>>2568736after 10 canadian beer, bunch of vodka shots, and putting bags on his head and mine, nah, not even then.
>>2568531Fuck you, you spic goblin
>>2568581>>2568582>>2568583>quirky cute af zoomer himbo <3 ^/fit/ cbt thread latino
Zoomers love flashing on tiktok and kik live, are they the most exhibitionist generation?
thoughts on this gay republican?
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>>2569392more
>>2569416cocky
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>>2569419
>>2569392Yeah, we don't care if he's gay or a republican. Why did you even mention it? Baiting? Do you think he's not cute enough to trigger conversation based on looks alone? Did you think you had to trigger the mentally ill liberals that live on 4chan?
>>2569458seethe harder
>>2568531
>>2569392retard
>>2569477what? :(
>>2569419He ain't working hard for shit. Post when you get more muscle
>>2569491better?
>>2569392>>2569393>>2569479for a wealthy gay he presents like shit. tell him to dress better, ditch the chain and do something, anything, with his hairi'm assuming rich because why else would a non-white gay guy be a republican
>>2569472Does he have a lazy eye? The tighter the pics get on his face the more his right eye appears to be looking... elsewhere.
>>2569510yes, he’s incredibly wealthy. >>2569562why are you focusing on his eyes? :/
>>2569615more of him and his straight brother
Anyone else want to get gangfu ked by a group of cute zoomers?
>>2569615>why are you focusing on his eyes?The eyes are the window to the soul>>2569744No, they won't put the tiktok down long enough to catch a nut
>>2569472>>2569615>>2569616>him vs his straight brother was he adopted
>>2569824no, the gay one just got all the latino genes i guess
>>2569616damn that's a really huge butt. >>2569581lower right - butt looks pretty darn bigupper right - very fine, perky>>2569615boy in blue has a very fine back side
>>2569830which one has the better butt though? the gay bro in the blue or the straight one in the yellow?
Thoughts on this mutt?
>>2569849Is he superior to >>2568531
>>2569849that hair is unfortunate but he's cute>>2569850hair looks better on there, also looks good shirtless. definitely better face and body than >>2568531
>>2569855interesting. what’s the issue with his hair? :(
>>2569849>>2569850race mixed makes weird looking men
>>2569857what’s wrong with this one? ;(
>>2569858face proportions aren't good hate to say it but he looks like elliot page kind of
>>2569860are you saying that you would pass? :(
>>2569856not everyone can pull off broccoli hair, and it also looks bad if it's not styled properly
>>2569849>>2569850>>2569856>>2569858this one's actually hot. weird alien face but in a cute way. very nice swimmer's body. dumb hair but that seems to be unavoidable with gen z
>>2569907Is he even cuter than this fella?
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>>2569918you really don’t see the appeal? :(
>>2569919How cute, she's holding her clit
>>2569931hot. he's a zoomer?
He’s 24
>>2569921This is what a real man looks like.
>>2569839who dis?
>>2570031Look at that swole up pussy. Did you just have the surgery?
Obsessed with this one Arab twink I found on YouTube.
>>2570104Valentin Mehinagic
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>>2568424
>>2568972Who is he?
>>2570546I admire your persistence
>>2570663did you like that picture of him
>>2569421I’d ruin him
>>2570682do it then! nobody’s stopping you.
>>2570159God damn. Story behind this?
>>2569919Looks like N64 texture in the face. Kill.
>>2569858He's in it
>be 35yo boomer>date/fuck early 20s zoomers>they all seem kind of retarded, lacking basic life skills and goals, even the smart ones>shit like reading a bus timetable is insanely difficult>only ones capable of using a PC with any degree of aptitude were literally software engineers (despite all of them doing coding classes at school)>maybe it's just the brain damaged ones with daddy issues>meet bf's twink4twink friends>they're all idiotssomeone explain what's going on here
>>2570729It's not a particularly long story: he's a whore and his nudes are widely available
>>2570206sauce?
>>2570739really cute. except for the strabismus. do you think it's intermittent or permanent? could probably get used to it if it never corrected itself, if random tho, be kinda creepy if it goes out of whack when you're staring in to his face while fucking him hard... you say he's a whore... just cam, or can a troll buy his balls for an hour irl?
>>2570739Post more.>>2570732True. The whole "young people being good with technology" began and ended with millennials. Zoomers can barely use the microwave.
>>2570800"strabismus" lol he got cum in his eye, i don't know if there's a latin word for that>>2570811
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>>2570870His pics are always facetuned to fuck
No more ugly facetuned pictures, please. Realistic men only!
>>2570893Why are you so obsessed with this fat fuck with a punchable face.
>>2570902What about this face is punchable? At least his face is real unlike most of the other basically AI generated 45 year-old men trying to pass as zoomers here.
>>2570879he's a whore, what do you expect
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>>2570903Smug looking even though he's fugly.Does he know somebody is making a meme mockery of him on the Internet?
Canadian pro hockey twink
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>>2570991
>>2570992crazy to think this cute little kid shares a locker room and showers with a bunch of big burly NHL players
>>2570993
6’7” Lucas
>>2570893ywnbam
>>2570963Its a pooner
>>2570903there's no proof it has a penis. it might not even be human. anyways, stop polluting dozens of threads with its pics. give it its own thread which we can easily avoid. please. begging, thank you.
>>2570893come on now, he's fucking HUGE. blubber with little definition. i agree with the general consensus, he's a land whale.
