Zoomer Thread 9>>2574612
>>2585067>tfw hate zoomers but love their dicks
>>2585090Too bad this thread has no naked people.
>>2585092the oldest zoomer are barely aging into their late 20's, while the youngest ones are still in their teen/high school yearsso yeah unless they were groomed through snap, insta or twitter, chances of seeing them nude are low
we need more male representation in the creepshot community, just like this >>2585081
>>2585080>>2585081wow i love creepshots of zoomers...who is he? str8?need more info
>>2585092it was more of a general statement. i've hooked up with a few zoomers off Grindr and the sex was suprisingly great. dick was quality every time.
>>2585151were they tops? the zoomer bottoms are really boring, it was like fucking a sex toy, emotionless
>>2585067Ahhh yes who could forget about him… >:) he’s so hot fr tho.
>>2585161do you dm him ever
>>2585163Nah I’m too much of a pussy too, plus I’m pretty sure he’s straight.
>>2585153they were, yeah. i mostly bottom. my experiences were the opposite of yours; my guys were all energetic, dominant and very confident in bed. some were pretty vocal too. i have a theory that it has to do with how porn has made a lot of zoomers hypersexualized. oh and most were hung or at least above average.
>>2585316They weren't and he knew it. He is a underage child predator, this site is full of them.
>>258531616 is age of consent but it should be 14 desu
>>2585325My point instantly proven >>2585335Why stop at 14? Why not make the age of consent at birth, you fucking wack job?
>>2585339pubic hair = old enough to consent
>>2585325Nah, he's underage himself. You can tell by the failure to capitalize and punctuate properly. It's literally a dead giveaway every time. Zoomers grew up without having to actually write anything in an interface that didn't have a spellchecker autocorrecting them. And I'm putting this here: your reading comprehension skills are so poor that you probably think I'm missing something about the act of using an ancient image board in a web browser when I made that statement. Anyone teaching that cohort knows their communication skills are the most damningly terrifying predictor of our species' future. By all objective metrics they are, by definition, functionally illiterate. Less than half a percent of them would pass as literate according to the standards of academic testing 50 years ago.On the bright side, at least we no longer have to worry about containing the infection to this planet. The rest of the universe is safe.
>>2585429You can tell that by starting a sentence with “And” this retard doesn’t know the first thing about writing...
>>2585094thank fuck im not a middle/high school swim coach otherwise so many zoomers would be molested
>>2585378I've seen some 8 and 9 year old girls with facial hair, I'm sure they have hair elsewhere too. Wanna rethink that or do you just want to continue to be a child molester?
>>2585468I just don't see how it's wrong to have consensual sex with a 14 year old athlete that has pubic hair and armpit hair.
Do you think he’s a top or a bottom?
>>2585493Imagine ripping his teeth out and cutting out his tongue.
>>2585507do you get off to that
>>2585527>>2585529first time i've seen corey on this board. i wish he would stop being "wholesome" and start OF
>>2585067feels weird to come here to jerk off and see a guy in one of your classes. I'm assuming you also go to TU?
>>2585608you should grope him
>>2585316i mean, duh. i wouldn't have done it otherwise.
>>2585575I want to see him get fucked
>>2585608Well do you also jerk off to him? Also post your creepshots of him, which I’m sure you have.
>>2585497isn't this that idiot faggot that licked a toilet seat and got hospitalized after getting covid from it
>>2585722akshually they’re ephebophiles
>>2585080Are you the creepy assholes that wants to lock up zoomers in cages and spends his mornings creepshooting zoomers on their way to high school?I salute you. Everyone should be more open about their dark fantasies. Most gay men DO HAVE fucked up fantasies. It's something I've learned from using social media since I was a cute 13yo.
>>2585522I catfished this Qatari Zoomer and he literally cried and begged me to delete his content after finding out I was a dude lol
>>2585761This penis is literally Haram. Enjoy.I wish we could post videos here. Stupid White Knights would just mass report a catbox link despite this Qatari zoomer wanting all of them dead.
>>2585762I had no idea that men from Qatar liked to shave their pubes and cut their dicks like amerimutts. This was a pretty educative experience for someone who isn't familiar with the antics of arab men. I had an arab online buddy in a game, btu he was a really creepy guy into birds. In the game we could raise giant prehistoric vultures and he built a room where he could sleep surrounded by all of his tamed vultures and he gave each one of them very girly names despite being male vultures.
>>2585751Jack off POV
>>2585499This is the perfect ass! Muscular enough to keep shape with just the right amount of bounce and he is so willing to show off the hole. Who is this generous creature?
>>2585762I need the videos
>>2585722junior high swim team pics are better jerkoff material.
>>2585761>>2585762>looks jewish>cut, dry cockall brown dudes except latinos are really overrated desu
>>2585760jerry sandusky victims testimony is the ultimate fantasy.
>>2585818This guy looks more like an ostrich with every picture I see of him
>>2585865Got KIK or Telegram?
>>2585895jerked off reading the testimonies. what a hero.
>>2585895>>2586011see this is why i prefer frat boys, they're hot and aggressiveyou old fat boomers are just creepy as fuck
>>2585963adrina_chrome on telegram
>>2586085Frat boys are stupid as hell. Talk to one for more than five minutes and you'll lose interest.
>>2586085i prefer frat boys 5 years ago when they were on 8th grade sports teams
>>2586292who said anything about talking. they're for fucking
>>2585535>>2585522jihadistscute zoomer attached.
>>2586085And cockier and more masculine.
>>2586011I love when there's some kind of middle/high school molestation case and the news articles about it give all sorts of details. Extremely erotic
>>2586292anon i just want them to make me shiver, i'm not interested in anything elsebesides this thread proved that all old fags are unironic pedos see >>2586352 and >>2586467that makes me lose interest
sexy stud i keep seeing on reddit, anybody got any other pics of him or know who he is?
>>2586806>>2586824you really are everywhere, what's your endgame?
>>2586824>>2586806Im so sick and tired of seeing this guy everywhere.
>>2586843He's kinda cute, except the last couple of pictures posted
>>2586824this is a woman right?
>>2586871dont feed the troll
>>2586871he’s literally ken!
>>2586872>Insulting women like thatIs anybody else saving lictutof this ugly fuck for future use?
>>2586890>he’s literally ken!Ken was blond with ivory white skin. This dark haired, dark skinned foreign person is not Ken. Unless you were meaning he's completely flat downstairs, then you are correct. In the dozens of pictures posted, there isn't any indication at all of a bulge, which leads me to believe he has a vagina.
>>2586979you can literally see his bulge in that image
>>2587067Fabric being stretched in odd directions by uneven mom hips combined with her FUPA creating the illusion of a bulge is not the same thing
>>2587116>Fabric being stretched in odd directions by uneven mom hips combined with her FUPA creating the illusion of a bulgepeople on 4chan certainly have a way with words.
reminds me of the over posted Blimpo.
the perfect z'boy knows his place.
>>2587469that is not a zoomer. that's a dude in his 30s. no zoomer uses those stupid ass phone cases
Chad Zoomers > twink zoomers
>>2587708spanish guys are so fucking sluttygod bless them
>>2588042that's a brazilian dude. the writing is in portuguese, and the file is called fit brazilian twink progress
>>2588074same crap, they're all wetback spics
>>2587705dunno, on IG jackfit was 17 in '06, be what, 34 these days? if that's him.
>>2588032>zoomer thread>posts an ugly old dude
>>2587705i want to suck on his breasts :3
>>2588343>gets called out>posts ac actual cutielel
>>2588343ar interacting with someone. huh, that's new.