Let's start a thread dedicated to doggies. Best pets ever.
I fucking hate dogs
I fucking love dogs
>>3976845Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
LSD is better.
Bull Terrier pupper
>>3972022>always bark, won't shut up>smell bad>dumb enough that you can't let them out on their own, they'll run away and get lost>dumb enough to eat until they puke unless you ration their meals>when they puke, they eat the puke>can't shit discreetly, will just go right on the floor>eat their own shitNot even human infants are this bad. With a cat, you won't need to put up with any of this nonsense
>>3997135When you own a cat, you're just a person that has a box of shit in your house.
>>3998679And if you don't neuter the males, you get his "spray" all over your clothing, bedding, furniture, as he claims his territory.
based and wholesome
>>3997135Feline hands typed this post
a dog will sleep on your gravea cat will eat your corpse
literally the best thread on this entire sitedont have any hr doggos to post sadly
>>3997135Toxoplasmosis, the post
>>4008198This new twist in the language, with people abusing "literally," is making the word lose meaning. Ya'll gotta stop it.
>>4011408If you're that autistic about language, you should at least spell "y'all" correctly.
>>3981492Gays on horses and hot iron branded dogs , this is called "art" by many retards who do this shit , they should kill themself
>>4011408but this is Literally the best threadall others are shit
>>4012885How about this: Up yo's.
>>4020665Uh, huh. Looks to be some sort of rodent. An intelligent rodent, but... not a dog.
My corgi girl
>>3997135a lesbian incel wrote this ignorant rant
>>4011408I wish I was so stupid I thought this was worth typing and not one of the most hack statements of our lifetime.
>>4028484Literally, dude, like, you're literally right on it. Literally. It's "were," not "was."
>>3997135>always bark, won't shut upTrain your dog you undisciplined faggot.>smell badWash your dog you smelly bastard.>dumb enough that you can't let them out on their own, they'll run away and get lostGo outside you rickets infested loser.>dumb enough to eat until they puke unless you ration their mealsLose weight you fat fucktard.>when they puke, they eat the pukeClean your house you disgusting rat.>can't shit discreetly, will just go right on the floorOwn a toilet you filthy street shitter.>eat their own shitGo back to top, re-read.Fucking faggot third worlder.
Not enough black german shepards
>>3997135seethe more you disgusting troon
good thread and cute dogs
>>3997135lmao all this screams "i cant be bothered to take care of an animal so i own a cat"
>>3997081>>3997083weird ass lookin motherfuckers
>>4030186she knows how to roll sleeves, shits tight as fuck.
>>4013382ill start giving a shit about hot iron branded dogs when circumcision is abolished
>>4031631Just join the ATF
>>3997135Gotta give credit for the trigger but here's why dogs are better.Dogs were bred for thousands of years as companions, guardians, and workers. Before that they evolved emotional and pack intelligence because it's superior than braving life alone.Everything dogs are is to the credit of being a pet, to the point that it's nearly impossible not to anthropomorphise them.Cats on the other hand have a cold, uncaring stigma about them because they are far less intelligent, and tend to attract people that are such.
when i pucker my lips they look like a dogs butthole ya know
>>4043861You spend too much time looking at dog butts. And comparing them to your own lips is truly weird. Have you kissed the dog's butt to see if they match? No, don't tell us. Just stop looking at dog butts - unless you're a veteranarian.
i rember this one guy who used lemon as username a lot was like 5'1 but sometimes he would lie and say 5'3 and i was like if ure gonna lie about 2 inches tell people u have an 8 inche weener the joke being i dought that he was anywere close to 6 inches but i never said that ta him cuz that would be too mean and he also called others incell a lot but i didnt know what that meant at the time so i was like ok but when i did i realived he was the defanition of incell ya know
did you ever realize, that dog, spelled backwards is god?
>>4047783So god is a dog?
>>4047783He plays his games and we play ours.
>>4045706Is this some kind of bait or did the zookeeper let the chimp near the keyboard again?
>>4048435That was posted on 4/20.... 4:20. The guy is a stoner, it seems.
>>4037623>implying dog owners take care of their pets kek
>>4051476>>4051654This doggie watching the squirrel? Cute. But, if that's not it, then I got news... #4051476 is not a picture of a dog. Not even close.
>>3972090>>4000913Literally what I want in my life. I already have the dog
>>4030186Nice bitch. And nice doggy
i hate reading fb posts about how someone just euthanized their dog. I'm not against it, especially when they are old or have some medical condition. just makes me hug my 9 month old pup more knowing that some day i might be making that same post...
>>4005195If thats your dog, give it the gift of sight and cut that fucking hair from in front of its eyes.
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>>4043789Actual science says dogs are not more intelligent than cats. They were pack animals originally and have been consistently artifically selected for responsiveness to humans and ability to understand humance. Hence it's much easier to get them to do tasks. But if you carefully design the tests so that they measure self reliant problem solving, cats do at least as well as dogs, sometimes even better, since they need to be able to figure things out as solitary animals.To give you a similar example, dogs do better than wolves in cooperative tasks, especially cooperating with a human, but wolves are far superior in problem solving on their own.
>>406820. Nice answer man, thank you