Germanic GenX GoddessPrevious Thread: >>4441163
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>>4576980The HorrorThe WallThe HorrorThe WallThe HorrorThe WallThe HorrorThe WallThe HorrorThe Wall
>>4580552Her beauty is timeless. There is no "wall".
>>4556766Pretty sad how these days people will say her ass is flat yet back in the day it was considered an ideal butt
>>4590053Still is and if you ask me the greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world that those disgusting kim kardashian sheboon asses are the least bit attractive.
>>4590053>>4590732Standards have changed a lot since the 90's, and not for the better. Wish we could go back to those happier times when the world was a much saner place than it is now.
Could someone post the highlights of the previous thread, I have missed it sadly
>>4599683>Could someone post the highlights of the previous thread, I have missed it sadlyThe link to the previous thread is in the OP, anon.
>>4601429I'm fairly sure the link is dead. If I post "4441163" in the url, nothing pops up. What am I doing wrong?
>>4602188>I'm fairly sure the link is dead. If I post "4441163" in the url, nothing pops up. What am I doing wrong?It got archived. Try this link: https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/4441163/
>>4603100Thank you!
>>4603346>Thank you!You're welcome, anon.
>>4602188get the 4chan X extension, newfren, it'll automatically direct you to the 3rd party archives
>>4590732I wish there were more like you.
>>4547201more like claudia sniffer*brap*
>>4590732This.
>>4547201I was stuck in an elevator with her at a hotel in NY in 1999. Power outage only lasted 30 seconds. I am certain if I had more time I had a shot at getting an invite to her room. Kek.
>>4676697Nice LARP
It's weird, she's only two years older than Heidi Klum, but I still mentally put Schiffer in the 90s and Klum in the 00s.
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>>4693318Klum has no elegance.The world of Karl, Claudia, Naomi is an era, rrst is intrusive, disposable noise...
>>4716321what the fuck is this chin?plastic surgery?
>>4676697>1999.>Kek.Choose one.
Amidst all things good in the 1990s, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford were a mistake and forced memes.Look at Schiffer. Her face looks like Totenkopf wrapped in pale skin, with blue eyes plugged in, and a blonde wig put on. Does Totenkopf turn you on? Oh, how heterosexual!Schiffer is a living caricature of the German woman intentionally selected by Teutophobes to make her look bad. Schiffer's job: a designated "supermodel for fools".
>>4721098Spot on.She's impressive but looks like a Great Dane in drag.
>>4721372>Great DaneLooked up. Lolled. Didn't know that dog breed.
>>4721372>>4721098>>4721390just die
>>4722662Wow, someone's carefully crafted thread ruined by one truth bomb? Or you know, you could intelligently try to explain Schiffer's appeal.
>>4722958In the realm of sublime aesthetics, Claudia Schiffer occupies a position of remarkable prominence. Her appeal is lodged not only in physical attributes, but also in her persona as a whole. Whilst her blonde hair, blue eyes and statuesque figure certainly align with traditional Western standards of beauty, Schiffer's allure extends far beyond these tangible aspects.Primarily, her symmetrical features contribute to her perceived attractiveness - a quality that, in evolutionary psychology, is considered an indicator of health and genetic vigor. This is a universal standard that transcends cultural preferences and bolsters Schiffer's universal appeal.Furthermore, her skill to convey an extraordinary array of emotions in front of the camera underscores her appeal. Whether it is her playful smile, her piercing gaze, or her ability to metamorphose from the girl-next-door to a sultry vixen, Schiffer's dynamic range aids in enhancing her charm.Away from the camera, her reputation for professionalism and humility serves to humanize her, enabling audiences to connect with her on an emotional level. Her ability to remain grounded despite mammoth success is a testament to her character, and this resonates with fans globally. While beauty may be arguable in its subjectivity, under rational critique, Schiffer's attractiveness is somewhat axiomatic. It lies not solely in the physical, but also in her emotional depth, professional integrity, and the grace and dignity with which she handles her stardom. Therefore, attempting to belittle her appeal is not only a disservice to her but also to the notion of beauty itself, as it disregards the complexity and depth that true beauty embodies.
>>4722959Oh. In other words, a "beauty" model for all reasons other than beauty itself. I was right.
>>4722960It seems there might be a disconnect in our understanding of beauty. Your response discounts the extensive range beauty encompasses. Aside from her physical attributes, Claudia Schiffer embodies inner beauty through her character and how she interacts with the world. That, in a holistic sense, adds to her allure. It's about appreciating beauty in a broader spectrum- in one's sophistication, composure, demeanor, and empathy. These qualities, typically seen as intangible, contribute significantly to what we perceive as "beauty", aligning perfectly with the concept of beauty being more than skin deep.Therefore, to label her as a "beauty" model for all reasons other than beauty itself isn't quite accurate. Rather, Schiffer is a model of beauty in an expansive and rounded sense, recognizing that beauty isn't confined to physical appearance alone. We can certainly agree to disagree, but the value of inner beauty and character is something that many find irrefutable.
>>4722961>inner beautyRight. Certainly not outward.
>>4722959true.
>>4722961also true.
>>4721098>face looks like a skull wrapped in skin, with eyes plugged in, and hair put on.wow anon great description of every human head out there! You studied anatomy right?>Does Totenkopf turn you on? yeah, sorry if I want my children to be healthy and not chinlet mouthbreathers like you>Oh, how heterosexual!YES
>>4723084LOL.
>>4723084This
>>4723084But chinlets and their correspondingly potato-headed waifus are a sine qua non, or (nomen omen, pardon the pun) the meat and potatoes, of 4chan. Egregious tranny jawline of Frau Schiffer is contrary to the beauty standards espoused by this Oriental community.
A little experiment. Because I can. And you can't.
Save your tears for another day.
>>4679281Nice Eva Braun cosplay here
>>4722959Noice - she's freaky but has a killer look.
>>4734692>>4736868that's enough of that
