I had a dream Kristen stole my girlfriend once. [spoiler]I still fap to it sometimes.[/spoiler]
>>4600652You dirty pervert
She looks haggard in the Berlin pics. What a disappointment after Cannes.
Someone post those no bra red suit photos please
Do you guys think she actually believes all this woke shit or is she just going along with it?
>>4600982>2023Still posting this repulsive tranny.
>>4600962I think I don't give a flying fuck
>>4601004Weinstein analyzed it and it'll never know you existed.
>>4600962I worry about the answers I would find if I dug too deeply into this.
>>4601004I asked because fag enablers like yourselves are the reason we are in this shit in the first place.
>>4600962She just wants to hang with her dogs and lesbo friends and smoke weed and eat pussy and make the occasional movie and to do that she has to pay lipservice.
>>4600982>Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the traveller has come. Choose and perish.
>>4600474What does heroin smell like?
I ain't worshipping such a disgusting haircut.
>>4601130Honestly hope she chokes on her vomit and dies tonight.
Every three months it's the same retarded bullshit>omg I thought she was hot??? what happened??? huh? huh?She got a haircut.Her face is the same as it was before the haircut.Shut the fuck up.
>>4601134let her into your heart already, you're spending enough time here as it is
looks better than the mullet
>>4601170Very cute, that pixie hair like scarjo in ghost in the shell always looks adorable.
>>4601170THE WALL THE WALLNO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL
>>4601207Damn, I didnt even notice.All you'd need is to shoop the uniform on her. mabye make the tip of the ear ever so slightly more pointy.
>>4601169Golshifteh needs to lay off the berliners.
>>4601170Fucking hell I thought it was over before but it’s REALLY SERIOUSLY over now.
>>4601287based thread bumpers
>>4601170Two and a half bitcoin to whoever kills this.
beautiful as ever
>>4601170she looks cute. Lick long and prosper.
i would drink her diarrhoea
>>4602581more hairy kstew pits
>>4603247hotel transylvania chick
>>4603248YASSS QUEEN GRIND THE HOHOLS WW3 LETS GOOOOOOO
Wouldnt it be funny if Kris10 was your girlfriend and she was just there when you woke up, lying next to you, snoozing peacefully, and you could just start gently kissing the inside of her thigh until you notice her breathing change and she's partly awake and feels you but is also still half asleep and then you work your way up slowly to kiss her vagina until you feel her run her fingers through your hair and she squirts on your face? Wouldnt that be funny? Woudlnt that be fucking hilarous? Wouldnt that just be the most insanely, hysterically funny thing you could ever think of? I literally have tears running down my face from laughing so hard just thinking about it.
>>4603933I often daydream of similar scenarios. What if one day you woke up in each others bodies!
>>4603933your story started off quite nicely, i was expecting an erotic , romantic daydream with Kristen. But after two sentences someone already started squirting.... you can do better. I expect your essay to be in until tomorrow evening. No Delays.
>>4604050best KStew look
>>4604050On a related note, our voice AI credits reset in a week so, get your KStew scripts ready if you want them read.
Literally me on the right.
>>4603933Amazing. So beautiful and feminine. There’s just something about her.I really need to suck an anon’s cock for her.
>>4605123>that gripoh no, its retarded.
>>4605166Who is the ninja?
>>4605201just some hohol clown.
>>4605274nickname for jewkrainians of which I do not know the origins
>>4605341in 17th century it was a nickname for orthodox people of the Commonwealth of Poland and zaporozhian cossacks. by 19th century it became a nickname of all inhabitants or immigrants from south of Russia and Malorussia region, which is makes up the northern and central regions of modern Ukraine. and by 20th century and after the formation of the Soviet Union and the creation of the Ukrainian SSR, the nickname "hohol" naturally stuck exclusively to ukrainians.
>>4605856>>4605857>>4605858>>4605859>>4605860what an awkward sweaty weirdo, love her
>>4605866i dont get what these European 'film festivals' are about , is it films or just an excuse for girls to walk around in their underwear?
>>4605889>excuse for girls to walk around in their underwearb-based
>>4605868I want this framed on my wall.
>>4605889fag theocracy + money laundering for arms trademedia gathers to worship oligarchy
>>4605862nobody sweats in February
>>4606934Oh. My. GOODNESS!
>>4608144i don't smoke weed, but i want a stoner fed kris10 gf
>>4608731Start smoking weed, it'll increase your chances of finding a stoner gf.
>>4609454i never liked it. and its not all stoner girls, just ones that look like kris10.
>>4609475Would it not bother you that she'd be lighting up around you all the time?
>>4609491I'd have so many threesomes with a kstew gf
>>4609491she can vape the weed, or eat edibles while we cuddle.
>>4609511But then you'd always be like >haha god I love watching frasier reruns with you babeand she'd always be like>whoa dude did you know that like people only use 10% of their total brain capacity and if we could unlock the rest we could like move stuff with out minds and shit?
Hey AI voice synthesizerfag, do you have any more clean source recordings other than the two you posted last month?character limit has been reset
>>4609536I think those were the cleanest you will get. I'm surprised no one has posted scripts they want read by our AI KStew waifu.
>>4609518and i'd smooch her and laugh along with her. and it's probably be night court reruns.
>>4609539Maybe because it's more fun when its personalised.
i just want ai kstew to tell me she loves me and all she wants in life is to be with me (in a more romantic and long winded way.)
>>4609589It'll suck if anon makes it for you she'll say "I love you anon" instead of using your name.
>>4609604he just needs to keep it direct.
>>4609604Do you want me to just spend 1000 characters having the model say name after name, then you can just cut and paste your name into Audacity or something to customize it?
>>4609454dont do this. potheads are trash. avoid them entirely.
>>4609552Why not just wish for a non-stoner kris10 gf though?
>>4610147i'd take any krs10 gf i could get, but american ultra kris10 and adventureland kris10 just hit me differenty.
>>4610225>severe age gap Kristen where you can watch her take all her best forms all over again.YES
Someone post some ultra lewd thing for Kstew to say and I’ll generate it.
>>4610267a lot of those forms wouldn't take place because she would be in a loving home with me, and happy with herself, not needing to radically change her look all the time. unless she wants to experiment, which i would lovingly go along with.
>>4610271>hey babe, its kristen. i know it's only been a day, but i really miss you. i miss you so much that i've been considering breaking my contract and leaving this movie just to see you again. i know you told me that we need our space just like any other couple, but i don't know if i can do it anymore. i think i...love you. i dont think, i know i love you. i love you more than any man or woman i've been with before. i feel like a theres a hole in my heart without you here. all i want to do is fuck the shit out of you, then cuddle and talk about nothing and everything all at once. i never thought i'd let myself be this honest with someone, but you bring out the best in me. please call me back as soon as you get this. i just need to hear your voice. i love you.
>>4610288This hurts to read
>>4610288the love you seek does not exist. GTWTYP
>>4610291hopefully not with cringe.>>4610308>GTWTYPwhat does that mean?
>>4610308there could be a hidden meaning to these letters or it could just be that i accidentally typed the captcha into the message field because im a massive retard
>>4610314its ok, your secret is safe with me. as long as you keep posting quality kris10s.
Does any here want to have sex with Kristen?
>>4610271How many characters are you offering up?I've got like a phone sex story but it's around 4k characters.>>4610288If you deserved it you would have posted some pics.
>There was a time when this was the sexiest Kris12 image on the internet
>>4610693Still in the top 30 I'd say.Maybe top 50 depending on how disproportionally large your collection is.
>>4610666That's fine, we get 10k per month.
>>4610808>twice proofread version>"I'm slipping of the bra"Really? And damn, it's nice but >8500 characters.
>>4610693only the ass shots in her leaks are above it. theres another shot with an upskirt in this dress when they are laying down the night before that I've never seen a screenshot of.
>>4610923There were no ass shots in the leaks.
>>4610251I remember Daisy Ridley tried this buzzcut blonde look and it was hideous, only Kstew can pull this off.
>>4610821what? theres a kris10 ai script that long?why is it gone?
post HR pictures of Kris10 you idiots
>>4611156Not with that hairstyle, anon.
>>4611224Definitely still cute. Kristen's entire appeal to men is that she's the most fuckable Queen of the Dykes. Mullets like that look fucking hot on girls like Kristen. like Niamh Algar in Raised by Wolves. Hot
>>4611235Agree to diasagree but she is alright.
>>4611671Let me kiss the pain away.
>>46102884uhttps://vocaroo.com/1b1kfyf7JVZ1There's a little bit of buildup, if that bothers you you can dl Audacity for free to cut it down to just the sappy stuff.Also please dont harm yourself and make me regret doing this.Anyone looking for lewd, this isnt it. This is worse.
>>4611950thank you sir.
>>4611950I’m going to kill myself
>>4612162yeah same, i thought it would be alright but the inflection change on the first i love you was too much for me
>>4612212Unreal how gorgeous she is.
>>4611950i've listened to this about 10 times already, and its just nice to hear someone say they love me, even if its fake.i really need to get my shit together so i can get a girl like kristen.
>>4612323>forgive me reichsmarshall stewart! I vill not fail to reinforce ze tank battalion again! ve shall crush ze russian resistance!
>>4612333Kristen can be my final solution anytime
>>4612286I dont think there's a human alive who wouldnt want to hear that, let alone from a beautiful, rich, famous celebrity.
>>4612350>beautiful, rich, famous celebrity.beautiful is the only part i care about.
>>4612343Yeah it's good she isnt in political office because I would start genociding without a second thought if she asked me to haha.
>>4612364Kek, this is the type of message your girlfriend sends you while she's on vacation somewhere after a guilty night of debauched cheating because she wants to convince you she's being a good girl. Lel
>>4612364this one is just nice. thank you.
>>4612412more like the first two, please.
>>4612421she really enjoys showing off for me, doesn't she?
>>4611950This was horribly cringey...but kinda sweet too. Here's your (you) anon.
>>4611950Please do not post anything like this again.
>>4612587i just want to put my head in her shirt and suck her titties in public.
>>4612704she knows how to make me happy.
>>4612587Nghh i wanna suck those puffy nips
>>4612563Can't touch this!
>>4612716i want her to walk the red carpet with my big red handprints all over her tiny little ass.
Someone post a vocaroo of her talking erotic shit
>>4612848That's so last month. This month we're doing lovebombing and next month it'll be wedding vows.
>>4612851That's the plan.
>>4612851if everything goes right
>>4612851When’s the coming out and dumping your ass vocaroo?
>>4612892>https://vocaroo.com/1kB9zGOysItwHow did you get the rising anger? Did you just start to capitalize all the letters?
>>4612914No. I think I just got lucky. Stability was set to 15 which makes her voice much more varied in tone and delivery.
>>4612880yeah I wish I could write something good along those lines , like "babe I really tried to make it work but Ive met someone and she is the most amazing person Ive ever been with. When im with her I just forget everybody else. I think i might be gay dude. " Those fake voice simulations sound more convincing if you can write in the style somebody talks.
>>4612851[pregnancy scare] and [pregnancy this time its real] first
>>4612880How about the apology call after she inevitably cheats on you.https://vocaroo.com/1geO5FjTZwZT
>>4612873who even allowed her to be so damn cute??!
>>4612948YOU SHOOKD HAVE THIUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU CHEATED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’nnnnnnnbbnnb!bbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!
>>4613129i want to see kris10's acting when she has to return that dress with my cum stains all over it.
>>4613176>i want to see kris10's acting when forced into the bad dragon challenge
>>4613701my favorite kris10. wish i could grow old with her.