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>"Those anon-guys, they really love me, do they?"
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>>4733136
I want to
>sneak behind her
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>hug her
>kiss her neck and gently bite her ear
>make her smile
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A toast! To all anons in those threads that I like to discuss with
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>>4733136
>the cute butt jiggle
>the butt closeup
>the armpits
>the cute light boob jiggle
>the cute smile

it's too much at once
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>>4733166
if she did that to me, she'd get a spanking.
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>>4733140
>watch it, anon!
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>>4733169
Naughty!
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>>4733172
i very much think she would enjoy it more than i would.
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>>4733174
we all know Kstew's preferred method of punishment is getting her soft and sensitive nipples pinched hard
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>>4733180
theres an order of operation here. you have to work your way up to there.
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>>4733193
she deserves to be shot on film, every time. digital is beneath her.
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Creep!
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>>4733205
I am not!
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>>4733211
Yes, you are. You don't belong here, weirdo
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>>4733137
>>4733192
>>4733193
>>4733205
we need short hair Stew back

>>4733195
I thought I was the only one who cared about this. KStew on film is a special treat. The skin tones on film are just so much better and the image feels more organic.
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>>4733436
she looks so soft and warm here aaaah
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Me on the left
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>>4733446
giwtwm
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>>4733449
Perfect gf material...
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this photo makes such a good phone wallpaper
good amount of negative space to place the icons
and even in b/w her eyes are beautiful
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>>4733501
Nice one, yeah.
Right now I use pic rel
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>>4733536
In another reality, this would be my bedroom
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>>4733555
>blue eyes

hol up
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A little detail I love on her body are those dimples of Venus
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>>4733559
its so cute
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>>4733563
it's like an easter egg
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>>4733565
It's so sexy, man
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I think I may like this woman...
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do you think they got along?

Rooney is another actress I like because she is an adorable smart introvert.
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>>4733594
Mhmm I am not sure I know who that is
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>>4733595
A failed nobody
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>be me
>take a shower after a long day
>suddenly wondering what and how Kristen is doing
>"Probably is happy with her fiancee"
>thought made me smile, lighting up my mood
That was weird...But I feel good now
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It is very silent, today
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>>4733760
this pic does things to me
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>>4733760
fucking socks
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>>4733824
What's wrong with socks? :^)
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>>4733839
I wanna pull them off with my teeth and lick every inch of her feet while I touch myself and cum into the sock and then put it back on Kristen's foot.
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>>4733839
Without them that would have been the greatest photoshoot of all time.
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>>4733536
i want to snuggle with her while she's curled up in a little ball. i want to tickle her and make her laugh.
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>>4734009
imagining her bright laugh while cuddling absolutely DISINTEGRATES my heart

I can't imagine anything more pleasureful in life
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Who let the footfags out? :^)
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>>4734098
This haircut would look terrible on someone else.
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>>4734103
I'm a Krisfag.

if it's her feet I'm a footfag
if it's her legs I'm a legfag
if it's her hands I'm a handfag
if it's her ears I'm an earfag
if it's her nose I'm a nosefag
if it's her eyes I'm an eyefag
if it's her lips I'm a lipfag
if it's her eyebrows I'm an eyebrowfag
if it's her hair I'm a hairfag
if it's her tummy I'm a tummyfag
if it's her back I'm a backfag
if it's her breasts I'm a breastfag
if it's her butt I'm a buttfag
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>>4734111
Makes sense!
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Just watched Happiest Season.

I would never ever have watched an obnoxious movie like this if it was not for her.

It was so fucking weird. I have never actually watched a Hallmark movie but it was just so strange how they shoehorned in this serious topic into an otherwise saccharine christmas movie. But then again it's 2020 so maybe that's not a serious topic anymore? I kinda live under a rock so I got no clue.

But just look wise Kristen looked so amazing and perfect and adorable and heartmelting in this movie. I was both cringing and going "oh my god she's so gorgeous" at the same time. I just can't imagine ever feeling attracted to anyone else. Maybe if I ever touch grass I will change my mind.
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>>4734157
maybe I am just a pleb and it is actually a kino suberversion/deconstruction of the Hallmark movie genre?

either way it's 10/10 movie from a Kristen appreciation standpoint.
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she is so cute it's unreal
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zzzzzz what a nice and quiet thread
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I want the anon from the last thread to know he is not alone in his irrational hatred of jesse eisenberg.
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>>4734201
i don't hate him, i'm just jealous he gets to kiss kristen and emma stone so often on screen.
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>>4734201
he is what's keeping me from watching adventureland
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>>4734215
that is the movie that made me fall in love with kristen. don't deny yourself.
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How bad is On the Road if I just want to hold hands and cuddle with her and have 0 lewd thoughts? I heard that movie is very raunchy.
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>>4734217
not good if you dont want lewd. all it is is lewd.
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>>4734215
It's not as bad in adventureland imo because a large part of the hate get redirected towards ryan reynolds.
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>>4734217
Terrible.
She's barely in it and seemingly only to act like a mega-whore.
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>>4734223
>She's barely in it

okay good thanks then I can skip it
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>>4733127
whats the comfiest kstew pic you have? whether it be her in bed, her in comfy clothes, etc.

i just want her to be comfortable.
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>>4734227
me checking out this thread first thing after waking up
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>>4734227
The snow makes it extracomfy.
Dont know how this picture was made because if I was the photographer I would have dropped the camera to sprint over and hug her.
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>>4734227
even though I personally found the characters in the movie obnoxious Happiest Season Kristen is peak comfy. It's set in the winter so she is wearing cozy sweaters and the movie has nice soft lighting.
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>>4734228
aw. hope you slept well, and i hope she's dreaming of something nice.

>>4734229
same here bud
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>>4734230
i still haven't seen it. i guess i'll download it now.
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>>4734229
>snow

That's the beach anon. Or did you mean to post a different picture?
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>>4734233
probably just wishful thinking on my part because snow makes everything kino
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>>4734233
she still looks like she needs a deep loving hug from the back, and to be kissed on the cheek from behind. the beach can get chilly, and i want to keep her warm.
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>>4734237

>>4733114
is this kino?
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>>4734174
It's a busy day for me sadly, I cannot post as much as I'd like
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>>4734244
>is this Kino?
Yes
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>>4734244
Yes
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>>4734229
found this Stew with some cozy snow
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>>4734262
thank you, i love it.
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Why did she stop being a tomboy and looking like a slut now?
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>>4734262
<3
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>>4734214
I know how you feel. I just finished watching Café Society. I mean, like five minutes ago. And despite knowing it's just acting, I couldn't help myself but to feel a bit jealous, during certain scenes. Like a little knot, tied tight in my stomach you know?

Also, it's funny but even if Blake Lively is objectively a beautiful woman, I could not care about her character. I just wanted to see more Kristen, you know?
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>>4734165
She's adorable in that movie, and I was so mad at Mackenzie Davis' character for treating her like shit
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>watches Snow White with my sister (20yo)
>sisters looks at me and chuckles
>"What?", I ask
>"Maybe one day I'll find someone that looks at me the way you look at her", she responds
I admit this took me a bit by surprise. I guess I probably made some dumb face or something
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>>4734291
the jealousy knows no bounds
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>>4734288
i love kristen, but i hate woody allen. i might have to miss out on this one.
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>>4734288
>I couldn't help myself but to feel a bit jealous, during certain scenes

This is why I'm hoping and coping that she is actually a lesbian. I didn't feel any jealousy in Happiest Season.

>Also, it's funny but even if Blake Lively is objectively a beautiful woman, I could not care about her character.

Same. Like I can appreciate other women on an aesthetic level but emotionally they leave me cold.
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>>4734306
>I didn't feel any jealousy in Happiest Season.
Funny enough, me neither
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>>4734300
>but i hate woody allen
I can get that. Overall I enjoyed the movie because it talks a lot, fast and Kristen is just...waoh. But I didn't like the ending, to "open" for me. It felt like he didn't know how to finish it
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>>4734288
I think beyond that there is something triggering about eisenberg.
Like I can watch twilight and get jealous when she's making out with pattinson but the bits in american ultra and cafe society that are like that with eisenberg almost elicit a disgust reaction from me because he's such a hideous twerp.
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>>4734300
I didn't like the movie because it felt too phoned in.

But I think it's required watching just for how amazing she looks and how relevant the plot of not being able to get over her is. It's pretty short and not hard to sit through.

>>4734337
Yeah. He just always plays these obnoxious arrogant smartass nerds. I didn't mind the romance scenes in Equals because I like Nicholas Hoult for example.
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>>4734339
i want to live in the 20s with kristen.
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>>4734339
I loved the short scene where she cooks. Especially now that I know she actually likes doing it
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I love those discussions here, there are not just coomer shit
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>>4734157
>how they shoehorned in this serious topic into an otherwise saccharine christmas movie
why not? a character being afraid to come out to his parents, close ones is a common theme for lesbian movies or gay rom-coms. cause it's obviously a huge issue for fags in real life too.
>>4734163
>it is actually a kino suberversion/deconstruction of the Hallmark movie genre
in a sense, yes. you can say the movie shows that in the same situations fag couples could be struggling way more than straight ones. like meeting your partner's parents is a common trope for straight comedies/rom-coms, but here the main characters are dykes so that adds to the situation brand new levels of troubles and serious drama, which simply don't exist in a heterosexual world. and it might be hard to put some comedic twist to all these troubles without offending too many people with laughing at such painful subjects. especially in our current extra sensitive environment.
so yeah, Happiest season can be seen as too harsh for a standard rom-com, but i think it still works nevertheless.
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>>4734361
>cause it's obviously a huge issue for fags in real life too.
Aren't they tired of seeing the same subject over,and over and over again? I mean, wouldn't it be more interester, even smarter to depict gay love as just that, love. Instead of making everything about "THE CLOSET"?

I'd have wrote this romcom as a classic romcom
>two characters from very different universes, like Kristen is an artist and acts pretty like herself and Mackenzie Davis is a lawyer or someone young yet very successful
>they meet
>fall in love
>Davis' family is fully aware of their daughter's homosexuality, they don't care because they love their daughter, so Kristen could have the father without problem
>some ex from Davis' past reappears, and she realises she not completely over it
>love story is in danger, marriage is in danger
>perhaps Davis' family intervene/support their daughter in her project with Kristen. Not mandatory
>low point
>ex is finally kicked away from Mackenzie's life
>happy ending, no closet, no "muh father is a white american conservative"
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>>4734370
*interesting
I have a slow brain tonight
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>>4734370
sounds dull
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>>4734386
It's a romcom scenario, what did you expect?
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>>4734387
you can write any genre of story and it can be interesting. All stories are derivitive of essentially the same handful of narratives, different amounts of them based on who you ask. What makes a piece of art unique is the specifics of technique and presentation: character, theming, imagery, direction vs execution. You're complaining about tired tropes being shoehorned in but the narrative you've offered as better is the same plot as so many heterosexual romance stories: only with no detail to actually sell it. You've just done a 14 year old media student's first week of homework for the year.

It's great, producers would love it. learn to format a script, you might get paid a ridiculously low fee to get it adapted into one episode of a soap
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>>4734391
Dude, I don't give a shit. Don't take it so seriously...And the base movie is as much of a cliché as what I wrote in 30 seconds
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>>4734339
>He just always plays these obnoxious arrogant smartass nerds
i, for one, don't mind Eisenberg, and quite like him as an actor. and i think i get why him and Kristen get along so well and have great chemistry both on and off screen - they actually have some similarities:
both are either loved or straight up hated by a common crowd.
both are often seen as "playing themselves" or "playing the same guy/gal". which is unfair to both, since they have quite a range in their roles and in movies they are starring in. just like both of them definitely have an ability a talent to bring onscreen not just themselves but a character they are playing.
both had big popular blockbuster, which was at the same time not very successful at box-ofice and panned by critics. and more to that, these were one of their worse performances ever due to total miscast. and unfortunately to lots of people Kristen and Jesse are know precisely by these roles. these are batman v superman and snow white, obviously.
so if anyone wonders why people hate on Kristen so much, just look at how we are hating on Eisenberg here, for no particularly valid reason at all. honestly a shame, him and Kristen are devoted actors and deserve much more.
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I want to make Kristen cry of pleasure as I make her climax over and over by eating her pussy. If you catch my tokyo drift...
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>>4734395
you asked babe
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The less Kristen wears, the more I hnng
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>>4734430
how'd you make a webm postable on /hr/? I've tried it a few times and looked at the criteria, I know it needs to be the right size and format, but every time I try I always end up getting stopped bc you cant have something with audio. Even if i completely remove the audio file before exporting it still does this :(
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>>4734370
>Aren't they tired of seeing the same subject over,and over and over again?
idk, they're definitely tired of the closet being issue irl lol. but since that problem ain't going anywhere right now - it's still on topic i guess.
besides fag rom-coms ain't being around that long, are they? especially with such a cast. and i think Happiest season is one of the first or maybe even the first lesbian rom-com backed up by a major studio - Sony pictures. so they still have a long way on going.
>wouldn't it be more interester, even smarter to depict gay love as just that, love
the problem is that most of people are still homophobic. even in the West where an agenda of tolerance is being pushed hard, subconsciously a lot of people won't perceive fag love as something normal, usual, equal to straight love. so even if they see such a "classic gay rom-com" they'll dismiss it at once, won't take it seriously. while in the rom-com like HS, these people might somehow start sympathizing to fags in their struggles, since they actually have someone to associate themselves with in it - these "white american conservative parents", for example.
i'm sure there are some gay rom-com just like you described - but that's a niche product - made by fags for other fags. and with HS i think they wanted to try to reach out to a wider audience. alas, covid fucked up everything, but even on Hulu the movie was a huge hit, one of their biggest ever.
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>>4734431
She really is an enigma to me. I love very feminine, curvy women, with big tits, wide hips and round ass.
And there is Kristen. And I fuckin love her.
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>>4734434
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gentlemen, im going to try and not come here anymore. it hasn't been good for me mentally. i wish you all good luck, and happy lives.
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>>4734315
>But I didn't like the ending, to "open" for me. It felt like he didn't know how to finish it
it's not open at all tho. both characters realizing that they are not over it, and still longing for each other. but they're already too far from each other and each have an established life and stability, which they won't dare to risk to ruin for an ephemeral chance for real happiness. and that's the real tragedy of the movie - how unrequired love can be destructive for both ends.
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>>4734577
Dinner is served
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>>4734469
It pains me to potentially lose a kristenbro, but do whatever you think is best for you friend
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>>4734490
>femme fatale Kristen in noir movie
Could that World?
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>>4734476
I really didn't see it that way
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lets salute a fallen soldier
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>>4734370
> I'd have wrote this romcom as a classic romcom
I doubt Kristen would be interested in such a role
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>>4734577
this is one of my favorite photos of her
it's so sensual and inviting
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>>4734624
She's in a forbidden relationship with margaret qualley who gets murdered and ryan gosling has to figure out if she did it.
If you want that 30 minute lesbian scene better let me direct.
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>>4734463
Do you guys ever wish you actually WERE Kristen?
Beautiful, sexy, adored, rich and famous.
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>>4734779
No.
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>>4734779
I sometimes try and dress feminine like her. I even shave my legs nice and smooth.
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>>4734779
YWNBAW
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>>4734805
That’s not what my passport says, Chud.
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>>4734795
I want BuzzcutStew to return. Now with the strike going on and her not having to act in anything is the best time.
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>>4734779
>Beautiful, sexy, adored,famous

forget that shit, I wish I owned a luxury house in Los Angeles.
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>>4734779
if there is one thing I would love to do as her is to try out a bunch of different clothes and make up. I do like her effortless, casual, style but I would like to see her in some more fancy costume-y clothes and make up that we never get to see since she mostly acts in non-fiction movies.
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she should be barefoot all the time
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>>4735272
the thread has awoken from its slumber?
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>>4734111
Based. Take the wholebodypill.

>>4734268
Lesbians can take their sweet time to find their true self.
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*notices you*
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>>4734779 #

Me too! I’ve shaved my legs and tried on lipstick to look like her

Can we chat about it?

Kik - mickeywright454
Discord - greengrass2751
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>>4735301
why do we have to endure these hardcore faggots in the Kristen thread all the time?
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>>4735342
Being a ~minimalist~ I never liked graphic tees but she made me realize that they could make a nice reminder of trips or events.
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>>4735353
looking at some of the other threads on this board I think we are quite fortunate.
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>*notices you*
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>>4735365
sweaty annoyed Kris is so hot
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I just want to know what changed in me that I got into her just now. What did I see or not see when I saw her years ago?
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>>4735365
Any more like this?
Her pissed off at the paps
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>>4735429
There's one where she's in her car and she also looks smelly. I don't have it though.
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>>4735429

there are dozens of pics of her flipping off photographers, just google kstew flipoff.
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>>4735388
Kristen needs me.
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>>4735428
This is seriously making me think.

Obviously Twilight was huge and I've been browsing /tv/ for a while so I must have seen images of her and clips from Twilight. Also I've been to /hr/ a few times so I must have seen the thread before. I also forgot she was in Jumper which I saw a long time ago so I also seen her there. I've also seen Into the Wild.

So just seeing images of her didn't make me feel anything special back then. I just thought "pretty" and moved on.

How did I go from that to having her on my mind 24/7?
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>>4735709
It also makes me think what does it even mean to be "You" if you can lose/develop passions out of nowhere like this? Will I look at my Stew folder in a few years and be embarassed by my past self? I can't imagine it right now but who knows.
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>>4735709
Same, she just had a very boring look in Twilight. There's something more special about her subsequent looks, less girl next door.
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>>4735721
As someone who got into her late I have no emotional attachment to her ordinary style during the Twilight-era but I can't lie that looking at the images from that time touches something deep in my heart. She both has this confident tomboyish style with this serious, intelligent look but at the same time she also looks so delicate. It's just so beautiful it makes me cry.
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Which picture makes you feel the most in love with Kristen?
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“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Anon. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”
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>>4735758
fakest shit ever
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finding _the picture_ is an impossible task but her look in Certain Women hits different for me
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>>4735757
>she looks like an angel
>there's many of her
simple as
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>>4735757
Several of the cafe society closeups that were posted last thread but the certain women ones >>4735773
are a close second and also there's a few shots from billy lynns long halftime walk where she looks extra-attainable because of the burns.
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>several of the cafe society closeups
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>>4735802
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>>4735810
>*chair clattering intensifies*
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>>4735802
>>4735810
her pale lightly reddish skin here makes it especially tough on the heart
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the combo of sneakers with this dress is so cute
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>>4735813
how many chairs have been broken because of her?
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how many stars are there in the night sky?
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>>4735834
I can't tell because there is one that outshines them all
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>>4733130
Starting to look like Aunt Petunia. Cast her in the HP reboot.
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random picture out of my folder because the feels from looking at every picture in the folder to find a specific one is too overwhelming
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>>4735891
Essential buttdimplecore
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I am tempted to sin when I gaze upon her pictures…
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>>4736106
in all my years of playing in punk and indie bands, this vibe is all i ever wanted in a girl, but they were all already taken.
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>>4736104
>>4736106
whats the original source of these?
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test

If it works, I'm glad to be back for I missed (you) all.
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>>4735757
It's difficult to pick only one since it's a general feeling
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>>4735735
>I have no emotional attachment to her ordinary style during the Twilight-era
About that, Twilight's biggest crime was to make her hide her beautiful green eyes
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>>4735967#

Me too. It’s like something takes over me. Do you want to talk on Kik or Discord?

Kik - mickeywright454
Discord - greengrass2751
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>>4736331
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>>4736338#

Nghhhh fuck. Mummy Kristen and her pale white skin. I just want to sniff and lick it.
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>>4736338
She definitely didnt take enough butt pics. That thang is underrated.
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>>4736338
when was this taken? She looks so unusually thicc here.
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>>4736261
Why were you gone?
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>>4736370
A stupid ban from an overly zealous janny. Nothing really worth mentioning to be honest.

I kept an eye on the thread anyway. And saved some pics. I plan to make a 2024 Kristen calendar, so I need high res stuff
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lets say i write a script, with her in mind for a role. how likely would it be that she read it?
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>>4736395
Very unlikely in my opinion, unless you hand it to her yourself
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>>4736402
even if i send it to her management?
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>>4736200
the internet, my dude.
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I know I'm very late but I just started watching X-Files and ignoring the danger the characters face, working together as a duo and traveling with a charming, cool, smart, gorgeous woman sounds like the best job ever. Doing some kind of job as a duo with Stew would be so amazing.
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>>4736432
She has no right to be this cute
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>>4736432
I meant if these are to promote some kind of project or came with an interview mr comedian.
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I only found her attractive and cute on Into the wild
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I think about her at least once every 5 minutes.

Is that normal?
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>>4736457
If you dont think about her several times per minute you're in the wrong thread.
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>>4736450
Not even in Café Society?
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>>4736481
wait I haven't seen these ones yet
a-are they new?

What event is this?

also hnng that fuzz
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do you think she's comfortable with her celebrity and how many people find her attractive?
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>>4736495
>how many people find her attractive?
In an interview she said she doesn't really think about it otherwise she'd become fake
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>>4736489
>a-are they new?
Yes
>CHANEL Dinner To Celebrate The Launch Of Sofia Coppola Archive: 1999-2023
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>>4736496
obviously she does think about it. she probably doesn't obsess over it. but the though it there.
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>>4736488
>>4736498
>no socks
No surprise here
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>>4736497
she looks kinda like naomi watts in tank girl.
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>>4736481
>>4736484
>>4736488
>>4736498
I love DarkStew.
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if she wasn't comfortable with it would she do all these photoshoots?
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>would she do all these photoshoots
Yes, cause promoting movies she's starring in - is literally her work obligation.
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With all babes around I don't know why she is the one I like so much, but I sure as hell do
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>>4736516
I sadly got into her late so I have trouble placing the images chronologically but are all photoshoots made to promote a movie? Even if the photoshoot itself isn't related to it? I don't work in the industry and this is the first time I ever cared about an actor past the movies.
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>>4736516

imagine all the scissoring and load moans.
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>load moans.

I mean loud moans

It seems to be impossible to delete posts now, it just says you must wait longer to delete then it says you cant delete a post this old.
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>>4736522
lol nice

>rock type
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>>4736519
>are all photoshoots made to promote a movie?
Most of them. Kristen is a Chanel ambassador as well, so a lot of stuff is coming from them too.
>Even if the photoshoot itself isn't related to it?
Do you think it's a coincidence that all the actors/musicians who are, for example, hosting SNL always have their new movie or album coming out at the same time? Magazine interviews and shoots, all these tv and youtube shows appearances are the part of movie's promotion.
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>>4736526
If I'm inspired I'll try to make all types
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>>4736544
hmm I can't think of a fitting picture for several types but maybe KStew veterans have some gems in the vault I'm unaware of

>ghost type?
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>>4736547
>>4736548
>>4736549
>>4736551
*leans into your ear*
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
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>>4736481
hottt
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>>4736550
>ghost type?
Could work
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>>4736559
only makes sense if you saw the movie though

>flying?
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oh flying is a subtype I forgot

>grass type?
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>>4736561
>oh flying is a subtype I forgot
It's a type like any other, you didn't make any mistake
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>>4736585
>>4736586

Her met gala looks have been hit or miss, mostly miss.
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>>4736586
Miss.
>>4736591
Hit.
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>>4736592
.......
>>4736598
.................
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>>4736592
this is one of my favorite pictures for sure

that hair
that tummy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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>>4736610
Me on the left (it's a lie)
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It's from the filming of boygenius clips
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>thread almost near limit just after 6 days

Are we going too fast?
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>>4733127
>ambassador for Chanel
>gets along with Léa Seydoux, Golshifteh Farahani, Juliette Binoche, Catherine Deneuve's favorite "young" actress...
>only american actress that won a César
>artistic mindset that understand the french approach of cinema
>got her name in Deauville

As a French guy that loves her, I hope she will never change. As far as I am concerned, she'll always be welcome here and I think it would be a honor if, one day, she earns the nationality.
There is no doubt she is deeply American, but still.

And it's so cute when she tries to speak French. Her accent is really charming
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>>4736625
>And it's so cute when she tries to speak French.

any examples?
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>>4736627
https://youtu.be/6Dht__ajVD4?si=QmwBNMNoe-MtojmA&t=75

https://youtu.be/R95N763atkc?si=1mVfaTcrGDMYuSXA

The fun part is that she is actually not bad. Sometimes her pronunciation is almost perfect.
Can't blame for not speaking it tho. French is a pain in the ass to learn
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>>4736627
her nervousness and mannersims are so frickin adorable
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>>4736636
I like this short speech of Olivier Assays about Kristen.

https://youtu.be/wSuVPetsnI0?si=h1tG8PbLaBvxsZUF&t=294

And her interview here, especially that moment, is a good "echo" to the video above, that both shows and confirms why she is appreciated here

https://youtu.be/wXy1vxvLoSQ?si=BRz7frtFqxXTbds3&t=200
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>>4736620
>Are we going too fast?
Nah! We have a good pace imo
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Where my discord bros at?
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>>4736639
aaaaah

I'm feeling so conflicted.

Seeing her in motion in her interviews I fall in love with her cute mannerisms, passion and honesty. But at the same time I am also learning how different she is from me and I get this sinking feeling that this bittersweet infatuation might stop as I won't even be able to daydream about her. Despite the *chair clattering* there is something magical about this unique in human history virtual "falling in love simulation" experience that digital images, computers and the internet create. But it's probably for the better if it turns into a more healthy admiration.
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>>4736646
>But it's probably for the better if it turns into a more healthy admiration.
admiration is key. i know i'll never meet kristen, and even if i do, i'll never be with her. that's fine. she's a human being on her own journey. i respect her beauty and her talent, but the fact that i won't be a part of it is fine.
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a new

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>>4736484
>>4736488
damn, mogged twice at the same event.



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