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but /i/ can't just leave all this money. what do?
my post number is how much money /i/ have, the last four digits of your post number is how much what you wanna do costs
I would pay for your therapy, then spend the change on myself if you'd be ok with it.
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man i'm sure glad we got to check this off the bucketlist, very exciting stuff here. no you can't have the change. 638,728 monies left to go. what other adventures await us? so exciting!
Go to the butthole doctor
invest it in something you're confident will succeed, get more moneys :^)
order all the nuggets they have at the mcdonald's
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the doctor? why would i need a doc- well shit
woah check out this new crypto currency that has sex with you, shit's wild. too bad it's only gonna make me rich in the future and a future is something i don't have
alright! looks like the fun's about to begin!

614,404 left to splurge
Buy a ring and propose to the butthole doctor
Build an army of trans Eliot Roger clones to be supreme ghost zone gentlewomen, in minecraft.
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Hire a squad of hooker bodyguards
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doctor. i knw i'm not alone when i say our time together has been special. you are the most amazing person i ever met and i think i see a future with you... wait a minute, did i say future? never mind, forget i said anything. there goes $8,269
hmmm the clone will not hatch fr a while, i'll probably have already killed myself by the time these badboys are ready. i have got to stop making long term plans when my term is so short
so like, what are we paying for here? are these bodyguards that doube as hookers? hookers that i hired as bodyguards? body guards that have started hooking? whatever, let's have 'em
Go on vacation with the butthole doctor and the hooker bodyguards to Paris
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you know, doc. thanks for being cool with being in a relationship with someone who's gonna kill himself, that's really understanding about you and there just aren't a lot of people like that out there. i really don't deserve you. HEY TAKE IT EASY ON THAT GUY HE'S JUST A STREET PERFORMER!
$580,887 left
Take the street performer to Chuck E. Cheese as an apology
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hey, man. sorry about my bodyguards, they can be a little extreme. here, let me treat you.
"you hear that, quiet clown?"
"he's apologising"
"now accept and scram"
$572,295 left
buy a cooler gun to kill yourself with
Start a Kpop band with the bodygaurd/hookers, the butthole doctor, the mime, and Chuck E. Cheese himself.
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this fits here
get another penis
Get some guns. And maybe buy a FAMILY. We're going on a heist.
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sup shop keep! i just realized i been ignoring something real important and wanna buy one of your guns, this one's really cool, how much?
"that one comes with a twin, i won't sell one without the other"
that's cool, man. i can't believe i never considered qualityof death as much as i considered quality of life. gotta make sure the last thing i see is something atleast tthis cool.
says here $8,704? here you go, bye!

alright, girls. i don't like the way you been treating my guest so as a little team building excersize we're gonna start a k pop band, however i have no idea what that is and upon researching i came out knowing less; so instead let's start a normal band work on our bonds with that. honey, you should join too incase anyone of them get hurt since you're a doctor.

oh no! not my car ensurance? yeah i'm gonna kill myself anyway, but i don't wanna leave with any debts! how much do i owe? $8,814? alright i sent it, good bye and have a nice day! .... hold on, i don't have a car!

yooooo this retractable palm dick is gonna be so fire!
"yes, but first you have to let it heal from the surgery"
aw man, long term? i'll be dead before then

hey, man. i just got scammed and need to make that money back the old fashioned way so let me get a crate of guns and a crew, that family will do.
"that'll be $9,742"
here you go. alright now i just gotta plan that heist and.... plan... long term.... FUCK!

526,596 moneys left
Buy a billboard to raise money for butthole cancer awareness
order the Simulation Food Plush Toys Pillow Real life Style Chicken Leg Chick Wing Drumstick Pillow Cushion Stuffed Doll Birthday Gift from aliexpress
kidnap the president
Take the butthole doctor to a five star hotel for your honeymoon
Why do you want to kill yourself?
Set up the therapist and the mime on a blind date
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buy mgoncdcalds burger
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you see this cute little short hair girl
crossing the street
you see cars coming fast
you thought to yourself
what wrong with that whore is she blind
should i do something . maybe if i do will effect me badly if i mind my business nothing will happen to my routine its boring but at least safe
*and you end up saving her *
then you found out she 's color blind . she didn't see the red light
just do this for now
i will think of the rest

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there you go, doc. with this you'll be the biggest butthole cancer doctor in the area. totally worth 9,881 monies
i always wonder why niggas fuck body pillows, let me spend 1,024 monies on this real quick
listen mr. president, this is nothing personal... well it's not business either... you see... don't worry man, i won't have you for long; i just need something to do before i kill myself. this
check this place out, doc. easily the best 1,117 i spent before killing myself. [spoiler]so far[/spoiler]
well you see, i recently came to the realization that i'll never be satisfied. that every time i think i got what i want, it becomes my new standard and it only goes downhill from there. so i came up with a sollution, do it all; then clock out. it'll only get better and better and once it can't i'll just die happy. it's fool proof
"great sesh. that'll be 1,700 monies"
even though i won't be needing money soon, this still stings
all i can do is egg them on with 3,295, the rest is up to-
"hey clown what are you doin?!"
"boss spent good money on this date now go fuck him!"
i'm so hungry, i could spend 3,725 on a burger
hey kid! what where you're going! what are you fucking retarded?
oh.... FUCK I DROPPED 4,532

500,173 money left
Drink all of the water in the ocean with the help of the hookers, doc, and the mime
but the mime can only pretend to be drinking
Convince the mime the only way he'll ever be happy is by worshipping feet.
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This boy is your long lost son
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so fuckin slow

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