Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-generator.html) and have a go at drawing whatever characters you get. You can even do it multiple times if you want to draw more than one character together. Feel free to look through the Wiki or ask in the thread for more info on the characters, although not all the ones shown here have Wiki articles made yet, as it's a work in progress.Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_WikiPrevious thread:https://archived.moe/i/thread/698308
>>702241first for my nigga Mac Tonight
MAKE NORTH PARK GREAT AGAIN. https://imgur.com/a/QkVvpos
>>702248so what are the new characters' blood castes?
>>702248>Not making a new version with the new characterslow effort
>>702241alright drawfriends, roll two numbers and draw the resulting characters together!
These threads have more soul than anything else on /i/ right now
Press 1 to save Max.
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>>702287You disgust me, a child in in danger and you are letting him fall to his death.You're laughing, Max is about to die and you're laughing.
>its fathers day>/co/ jann*ies are in full force sat deleting threadsbros..
>>702241>It's an Asimov tests into the higher classes episode>It's a Blenny and Ester win a competition thanks to Blenny killing all the other contestants episode.>It's a Posie vs Cassandra episode>It's a Melville runs for Class President episode>It's a Chaz and Mandy try and catch the bug that Jerry caught so they can all have a day of school episode.>It's a Charles missing Canada episode>It's a wilderness episode where Li Yang and Amber save the day>It's a monster hunting episode, but the monster turns out to be Nightmare Guy.>It's a zombie parody episode where Dr. Toades ends up getting the whole town sick.>It's a musical episode, starring Mac Tonight.
>>702289>Being surprised that those fags are fatherless
>>702290>Chaz and Mandy try and catch the bug that Jerry caught so they can all have a day of school episode.that actually sounds fun and a lot like a classic oldschool cartoon episode
>>702295thanks!thoughts on the other episode ideas?
>>702242>>702250>>702269>>702288>>702290>>702295>>702326okay now draw it
>>702272shame this one seems so dead
A silly idea I had, decided to make it a thing. Let me know if you'd like to see more North Park characters dressed as other cartoon characters.>>702347Might just have to wait a short while for the regulars to show up and be in the mood for drawing. I know some people might be burnt out and taking a break as well.
https://imgur.com/a/2N17YsN>I'm as cute as a powerpuff girl.>Draw me like one of your French cripples.
>>702347It was fathers day
>>70224118, 13. Rosalind and Mineral.For those of us who were here last thread, we talked about working with the characters we have at the moment before adding any new ones. So, what kind of stuff do we want to see with the old characters? Do any more of them need fleshing out, or are we alright with some characters being under developed "background" characters?
>>702290>It's a Blenny and Ester win a competition thanks to Blenny killing all the other contestants episode.
>>702290>It's a Melville runs for Class President episode
>>702387Cringey's shirt is the opposite of Cringe, you've offended me as a Napoleon Dynamite fan and as someone who didn't get the joke when the movie came out.jk jk ilu nice work
>>702371what do NP kids do for Father's day?
>>702390sex
>>702391bennett shut up
>>702379A lot of characters need some focus in my opinionThe main 3 of Chaz, Jerry and Mandy chief among them in my opinion
>>702379Mineral and Rosalind should kiss
>>702390Mandy and Dorothy both respectively cook/bake something special for their dads. Trisha and her brothers all pitch in to get him a new pair of boots, or something practical like that.Neil and Bennet don't have the best relationships with their fathersSid's dad invites him to spend the whole day watching sports on T.V, Sid doesn't like the sports but goes along with it anyway for father's day.Chaz gets his had another mugJerry, Melville, and Mineral have their own individual angsts about not having their fathers present in their lives. No one bothered to tell Hansel that it was father's day so it's just another day to him.Cindy goes fishing with BoblandLisa gives zero fucks about her dadAsimov and Mac Tonight listen to old Jazz records they foundRobert and Nancy always need help from their mom to work out what they are gonna get Nolan, because of how unpredictable he isCringe Kid buys his dad a funko pop or something along those lines. It's never a character he recognises. Posie makes her dad breakfast before gifting him various "world's greatest dad" merchandise These are just some off the top of my head.
>>702393Any ideas for the three of them?
>>702398Maybe Chaz is so obsessed with Moms because his own dad is an ultra hardass?Mandy has messed up views of relationships due to her dad constantly cucking her mom.Jerry tries to be the moral center of the group, but he's not really good at it.
>>702399Mandy seems like the type that when she grows up she'd have a hard time getting in a stable relationship but would have lots of FWB
>>702400Sounds like a meaningless existence.
>>702400>Chaz and Jerry both graduate from virginity thanks to Mandywhat a lass
>>702399>Mandy has messed up views of relationships due to her dad constantly cucking her mom.hey man thats not canon!
>>702401Maybe it would be kinda sad for herIn the previous suggested idea for her future, she doesn't even have a proper job. She has a restaurant review blog and helps her dad in the school cafeteria. Sure, she still hangs out with her friends that still live in North Park, and she's an attractive woman who doesn't have any trouble finding sex, but she struggles with commitments and finding someone she can click with. And while she enjoys simple pleasures like eating good food and having lots of sex, deep inside she isn't fully satisfied.
>>702405being a woman and finding lotsa sex is way easier than it is for a man anyway, the bar is lower, so it cant even be said if shes actually sexually appealing or just not totally ugly
Here's a Future/Adult Mineral potential design I cooked up. You guys like it?I'd like to think she's still into magic even as an adult.
>>702413it's good!Now we just need the Bad Future design where she's been overtaken by her hippie genetics
Time for more good and bad futures>MelvilleBad Future Melville is dead, killed trying to sell out mankind to Asimov-Prime, only to discover that Beansy beat him to it.Good Future Melville has finally gotten over himself and lives a happy life as the head of several charitable organizations.>Cringe KidBad Future Cringe Kid is a miserable Neet who spends all his time complaining on the internet about how games used to be so much better in his era after Asimov-Prime's rise to power ruined his own game's launch, now going by Cringe Guy thanks to never losing his Cringe Kid title.In the Good Future Bobby Norman Jr. is the darling of the Indy game world, using his love of games to make his own to massive fan acclaim, using this money he paid off his father's debts and he's happily married to Sabrina>Cassandra CartmanBad Future Cassandra is the leader of the resistance against Asimov-Prime, using her spy training in a failing battle against the robotic overlords.In the Good Future she's the head of the CIA and good friends with Asimov.>BennettIn the Bad Future Bennett died of aids as a teenager, leading to his father killing himself in shame.Good Future Bennett is a famous actor, happily married to his husband of 10 years, and while his relationship with his father isn't the best they're working on it.>Dr. ToadesBad future Dr. Toades was one of the first people killed when Asimov-Prime rose to powers, this is tragic as he was seconds away from creating a working Panacea.In the Good Future Dr. Toades is a world famous pharmaceutical juggernaut, having invented a serum that allows for total gender conversion with no drawbacks.>Mac TonightBad Future Mac Tonight is actually one of the few machines on the side of humanity, working with Cassandra as a double agent.Good Fututre Mac Tonight is a worldwide Jazz Sensation and a returning Mascot for McDonalds, finally moving away from the black mark the "Moon Man" controversy left on his record.
>>702403it's ok mrs. sheffield.. first stage of acceptance is denial
>>702427Man, poor Mrs Shef.that open marriage probably wasn't that great of an idea
>>702387>Cringe kid ruined a perfectly good vote for Pedro shirtBobby Norman should beat his kid more often
>>702379I feel like Mineral and Rosalind would get along, Mineral seems like a person with a lot of idea but no talent to make the ideas a reality and Rosalind seems like a person with a lot of technical skill but not so many ideas on what to use it for.
Throwing out a Joke for Time Traveler for canon approval!TT will occasionally appear in an outfit similar to one of the Doctors' from Doctor Who while fulfilling her roll as a background character.It will be brought up during one of her episodes and she'll reveal that the future machine that makes her clothes will occasionally pop out a sill outfit for her to wear, seemingly at random
>>702352have any other NP Wacky Races ideas?
>Max flirting with someone.https://vocaroo.com/13Jgy5HVy05I
>>702429Bobby Norman is a good dad, but he needs to supervise the little niglet.
>>702495He's working like fifty jobs, cut the guy some slack
>>702512You know what? STFU it takes a village to raise a child not 50 jobs, bitch, okay???
>>702513>it takes a village to raise a childyou offering to help pay off his debts, bitch?
>>702514n-no... nigga you crazy i can't pay off his debts.
>>702515then shut the fuck up and let the man fucking work
>>702516ok
>>702495>>702512>>702513>>702514>>702515>>702516>>702517What adults would have this conversation?My vote is Elmser and Mrs. Sheffield
>>702521Bobland and Hui-Feng.
>>702524but neither of them have N-word privileges
>>702479maybe lol
>>702549a soapbox Derby episode would be fun as hell!
>>702560Man, a Mario Cart clone with the North Park kids would be so fun!
>>702568There's been plenty of Super Tux Kart mods, the game is open source. Just gotta learn to 3D model or put sprites in it.
>>702568okay then make it
>>702571is that anything like that one sonic racing game?
Tomorrow I am gonna try and scoop up a bunch of images from archived threads to save on the wiki. Will take a while so probably won't be drawing much new stuff while I do this. Hopefully we get some other people drawing for this thread to make up for it.
Still alive, I'll get something out soon enough.
>>702526would a brown/black bear have N word privilege's?
so, this is it, the slow death begins
>>702692Just draw stuff when you feel like it/have an idea. This is a slow board so we aren't in a hurry.
>>702241>rolled Bennett and Darwinsweet
another rollLydia and Chariot
>>702425for melville, all futures are bad futures
Coming up with ideas for Mute is hard, considering she doesn't speak. What would be her reasons for doing certain things? Let's say, if she saw Neil bothering someone with his awful jokes, would she attack him or leave him?
>>702705we know Mute loves a bit of chaos, I think it'd depend a lot on who's being botheredif it's someone weak like Dorothy she might interfere to make him cut the shit, but if it's someone like Lydia whos gonna kick his ass or Rulf who might sperg out and make a funny scene, she'll prob stay and watch
woah this is a really dead thread
>>702701I can see Lydia halving a begrudging respect for Chariot, and I can see Chariot being able to see through all the defense that Lydia puts up around herself
>>702718>it's a "Chariot was a kickboxing champion before she ended up in her wheelchair" episode
>>702719how many canons are there for chariot's disability? some claim she was born paralyzed, some say she used to need crutches and has a degenerative disease... now thisi bet those are all the rumors the kids spread about her, and in reality no one knows and she wont talk
So, rating the students from Most Good to Most Evil where do you think some of the students register?I'd put Asimov at the top of the good side and Blenny at the top of the evil side
>>702720>The only one who really knows is Bobby Norman, because he used to date her when they were teens
>>702723so why cant Chariot score anymore?
>>702724She should really try and get back with Bobby, not like his wife is alive anymore.Someone should draw some cute art of Chariot and Bobby out on a date
>>702705she would probably hit him, but it depends on who he's bothering
>>702705speaking of Neil, is there anyone he's not willing to fuck with?or will he fuck with someone even if he knows that they can and will kick his ass for it?
If Bobby and Chariot end up getting together at some point that would mean that Cringe Kid and Atticus become step brothers
>>702730Chariot will NEVER GET DICKshes doomed to remain a virgin with rage forever im sorry
>>702731>20+ year old black female looking for a SINGLE, WHITE, GIRLFRIEND-FREE BOY TO MAKE INTO A SWEETHEART FROM THE GROUND-UP.>CANT SMOKE, CANT DRINK, CANT BE CRIPPLED
>>702728He likes making jokes about everything, he just wants someone to find him funny so it's likely he'd mess with anyone
>>702730>Cringe Kid without his maskit feels wrong somehow
>>702731>>702733Poor Chariot.lady deserves some love, but she looks really fragile
>>702741Maybe I should have given him a minecraft mask since he's in his minecraft themed outfit at the moment instead of his usual Undertale/fnaf getup
>>702743I can see him wearing an Enderman mask
Alright, I have uploaded all the images I could find (not including the ones from this thread, I'll do these ones after I've sorted the others) and now I have slowly but surely began to sort through them assigning them to the correct character's galleries. I have managed to fill out 21/90 characters so I have a long way to go, but it should be worth it. I am stopping for tonight though as I am tired and will continue tomorrow if I have the free time.
>>702782you're an absolute legend m8!
>>702782i salute you friend
Have the Asimoms had any lewd fun with the other North Park mamas?
you guys wanna play gartic phone?
i turn 30 in 3 days
>>702866Happy Early Birthday! I turned 22 five days ago!Tell me, are you gonna be a wizard?
>>702868yeah i'm a wizard happy belated bday man
>>702866who's your favorite character, I'll do something with them for youOekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)
>>702875i refuse no birthday presents, but the thought is appreciated
>>702876okay, happy early birthdayOekaki Post (Time: 6m, Replay: View)
>>702879very nice, thank youi would kiss you idff i could
>>702870Congrats on the magic powers. I hope you get some cake
>>702881i hope it's lemon cake
>>702883fuck your cakeOekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)
>>702805Anything you want to see specifically?
>>702923maybe them double teaming mrs shef?
Orphans
>>702928why is Ashley's everyone's little sister?was that ever explained?
>>702942its just a role she takes on
>>702697He looks like the postal dude.
>>702697Bennett is gonna be awfully disappointed when he finds out he has a vag
So, we talked about Asimov trying to get Lisa to hack his Moms in an attempt to give them sapience, but what would Lisa do if she just successfully hacked them?Also, Lisa and Asimov-2 interacting would be fun, seeing Lisa's disdain for people interact with A2's homicidal rage.
>>702945>Sid's dad looks like postal dude>Crip grows up to look like postal dudeuh oh...>>702948>but what would Lisa do if she just successfully hacked them?Probably use them to mess with Asimov, take advantage of the fact she controls two robot bodies that are seen as respected adults in the town. People are more likely to listen to you when you're an adult, after all.
>It's a Lisa tries to teach someone programming and bangs her head against the desk at how bad the kid is.
>>702970Which kid would she teach and which would be the worst at it?
>>702970>>702971The Hanza shipper in me wants it to be Hansel, because I think it would be really cute if Lisa tries to bond with Hansel by teaching him something she's really good at, but of course Hansel being technologically illiterate would lead to a lot of shenanigans.
>>702972>It's a Hansel puts a cookie in Lisa's CD tray because he thought the computer was hungry episode
>>702966are you implying Sid has some kinda Freudian thing going on
>>702975Well Sid doesn't like Crip, so it probably isn't anything like that on his end.Although it does make me wonder if Darwin and Crip are distantly related, I don't know how Australian genes work over many generations of mixing with non Australians.
>>702722Here is my attempt at doing it with all the characters. In the areas where it gets really cluttered the places are liable to be switched around a little but overall I feel it's pretty accurate.
>>702983looks really good!
>>702978It's kinda funny because there was a short term joke of the actual postal dude appearing, not in the South park style, just shittily photoshopped in
>>702966>Probably use them to mess with Asimov, take advantage of the fact she controls two robot bodies that are seen as respected adults in the town. People are more likely to listen to you when you're an adult, after all.I feel like this would be the one thing she can do that would genuinely piss Asimov off.maybe even enough to stop being friends with her
>>702978i think Crip is actually based off of the Postal dude, but Darwin is just a concidental case of looking like a very stereotypical kewl guy, sunglasses and all
>>702990i love the old south park thing where theyd randomly shove in actual real life images and faces, thats fully within their typical shite style of comedy and its great
>>702983i like itsome of these are interesting tho...>Nightmare Guy is good>Max is lawful evil??>Dizzy just straight up evil
>>703036Nightmare guy has so far always been characterised as a big softie who likes to give hugs, he just looks creepy.Max is an interesting one because his characterisation feels kinda weird. He definitely isn't good, and tends to have more evil traits to him. I could see an argument for him being chaotic because he is wacky and schizo, but I feel he still mostly operates under organised society. He is a pretty rich boy who gets what he wants by virtue of being himself, a pretty rich boy. He also seems the type who wants to impose a hierarchy on others. That's at least how I interpret him though, doesn't help his wiki page is a mess so it is hard to find exactly what he is supposed to be like. And Dizzy is definitely evil, at least current Dizzy is. Original Dizzy was probably low end neutral good, somewhere below squirrel boy but above Jerry.
>>703037well originally dizzy was just supposed to be a background character to fill out the sped roster, and then Rulf's sidekick but as usual people got attached, altough i still think he should be ambiguous as to whether hes actually evil or just weird
>>703038Where would you place Dizzy on the alignment chart, in your interpretation?
>>703040i think the whole point of dizzy's character is that we dont KNOW- his alignment is unclear
>>703042Lol adorable, I love Mormon Posie and LydiaAlthough I think these two are a bit young to be doing mission work
>>703042no, but would you like to hear about our current lord marshal of the necromongers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qODCEG3mkRghttps://riddick.fandom.com/wiki/Necromonger_Empire
>>703042I'd like to see them make outPosie occasionally gives off hardcore repressed lesbian energy and we all know Lydia is a Prison Lesbian Freak
>>703045>Posie occasionally gives off hardcore repressed lesbian energydoes she? [spoiler] hot
>>703046pretty much all "Perfect girl" characters do at some point
>>703045man, a lot of the girls in North Park are suddenly turning Gay.Damn Asimoms are a bad influence!
>>703048fucking robots turning the girls gay
>>703049At least it isn't Dr. Toades putting chemical in the water again
>>703050>in North Park, the frogs put chemicals in the water to turn you gay
>>703053Or swap your gender, or turn you into a frog, or just make you really sick.it's kinda a crapshoot
>>703045I want Lydia to put the moves on her whenever she stays at her house, make her sexually confused and then go "lol I'm not gay loser"
>>703060And then Posie just grabs her by the head and tries to stick her tongue down her throat
>>703063uoooh that's hothow come confused, insecure young lesbos are so cute
A bit risqué, but the hair looks almost like Delly's
>>703045They're cousins for fucks' sake. >inb4 even hotter.>Echoes of Drew still yelling "I'm not gay" are heard in the distance.>Things get so femgay that Max changes his hairstyle a little, starts dressing with his in-house clothes and singing specific music to undyke North Park.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN0UJNPMHgw
ideas for timeskip designs for cindy and mute? don't think either of them have one yet
>>703101I could draw them if you want, I did Mineral earlier. I could see Cindy following in her mother's footsteps jobwise.
>>703101My headcanon is that Cindy is more furrier as her genes and DNA sort themselves out I think Mute being a Librarian would be sweet. It's calm and quiet and away from loud noises and people.
>>703101>>703104>>703112What if she was REALLY furry?
>>703158how hairy is too hairy
>>703158>>703159thats pretty cool actually
speaking of Delly, I think it would be cool if in an AU she started off with her arm intact and wore some kinda cool cartboard robotic arm or something, and during one of the fights you fight her as she gets stronger and stronger and piles on more cardboard, before you finally hit a blow on her arm as her weak point and all the cardboard gets shredded and falls off shes like 'oh fuck alright, pause... my arms broken' and that wins you the fight.its both a neat little detail, a callback to her quirk, and gives the whole game a sort of childrens-play kinda feel where they all stop playing because something mundane happened like a kid getting injured
>>703166I actually think Delly needs more fleshing out at the moment. The thing with her is she doesn't have any meaningful relationships outside of being a love interest for Crip. The closest next thing to a character interaction she has is sometimes Asimov accidentally breaks her arm. I feel Delly needs some more friends and rivals.
>>703168agreed, i wanna focus more on her somewhat spunky side, her creator said she can be mean shes just nonreactive, not a complete pushover, which is why i think her relationship with someone like Posie who constantly likes pushing people into events and things and might get on someones tits eventually would be interesting to explorei also wanna see her react to our resident schizoids, like T.T or Sid and their conspiracies
>wake up>you see this looking down at youwhat do you do?
>>703174oh sweet im boutta get bullied by a lesbian harem
>>703174Slap Penny's ass Poke Savanah in the eye Pray to Joseph Smith or whatever his name is in front of Lydia Ignore Addison
>>703158>>703159Pretty good evidence for interspecies relationships
>>703159i'mma shave her
>>703197what would that look like
>>703201pretty much the same, but like, hairless.
>>703202I reckon it would grow back pretty fast
I have finished collecting all the images I could find that were SFW and uploaded them to the Wiki, and then sorted them into every character's galleries. You can scroll down on their pages and see all the images now. If you see that an image you have is not in their gallery, feel free to upload it and edit it in via the source code. I will try my best to regularly upload new art from these threads to the Wiki as we go along from now on.
>>703243there's a trisha strip I've never even seen, whoever made that is a fucking star
Thoughts?https://imgur.com/a/hmIexgF>>703243Excellent job, anon.
>>703253I'm gonna admit that I don't understand your sense of humor.
>>703260It's a meme shock kinda sense of humour. I thought one time of crucifying Melville with the cross on a canoe and setting the cross on fire as he goes down a river and down a waterfall.Also this is the first time I saw my OC with a cocky evil grin instead of a passive DeeDee/Dizzy cute evil.
I am thinking of doing like a unique story with North Park characters, I guess an AU. Its still the same world but the story would be its own separate canon, might make it a comic.The thing that sucks is that I can't really fit every character into it. Otherwise the story would be too bloated, but it does mean some fan favourites just wouldn't be present in the story.
>>703266I personally am very alright with that. I know from experience with Lackadaisy how shoving too many characters in your story which don't act as a team together turn the pacing to shit and from 300 pages it feels like you barely read 30 pages. Only way to fix this is to keep the main characters but add a 4th character every week and then remove him and add another and so on every "episode".
Bennett's been getting a bit fatter lately. (Literally based on me coping with sandwiches to cope with life)
Also, I remember someone asked for an adult design for Bennett! Since I based him off of me, I just drew myself... twice. The only difference between young him and older him is that he's a small bit smarter and way more bimbo-ish when crossdressing. Also he stuffs his bra.
>>703306The key to staying healthy is to move as much as you eat. Had four cups of noodles for breakfast and lunch, do a few jogs around the house and you'll burn the fat away. Had an entire pizza for dinner. Walk up and down the stairs and you'll feel better in no time. Remember, it's not fat, it's muscle.
I'm not a glutton. My mom loves me for who I am.
*huff* okay...so I may not have been keeping *puff* up with my daily grind *huff* I'm just going to take a long nap.
>>703316fatass kid
>>703306>>703314Nice, glad to see you still around.>>703315>>703316>>703318I wonder how the kids would rank from fattest to thinnest.
>>703306>>703315Images that instantly make you a shotacon
>>703333>I wonder how the kids would rank from fattest to thinnest.good question actuallyi imagine fattest are obvious- penny would be first place. but whos next? dizzy is pretty chunky, he might be up there. think dorothy got some squish from all the sweets? she cant get too fat tho, with her weak heart n all...
>>703335I think I saw someone post SH69 with some chub
>>703335also whos the skinniest? Charles looks pretty lanky but it could just be him being tall.
>>703336oh yeah Lisa absolutely has a tummy, i think just about everyone agrees on thati think she would be sorta skinnyfat, not a lot of meat but defo packin in some places
>>703335is dizzy chubby? he looks more... compressed... than downright fat
>>703337>also whos the skinniest?The malnourished homeless boy, I'd think.
Behold, how accurate do you think it is?
>>703346looks right to me
>>703346Wouldn't Asimov be heavier considering the fact he's made of metal?
>>703355Heavy =/= fat or muscle, in the case of him being made out of metal. At least that's my assumption making it. Asimov is designed to appear as a regular human boy, so I placed him in the middle as an ultimate average so to speak.
>>703357That's my thought process too. He's just as a plain average normal boy
>>702387>"Welcome NPElementary, I'm your host Nancy and this is the 7th annual school presidential election. In one corner, we got retuning candidate Posie Mcgarden. In the other corner, we have newcomer Lucas M-" >"Oh, that's me! Hello NPElementary, one vote for me is a vote for better school life." >"Ugh..yeah. anyways, let's get cracking. As you may know, there's been a recurring problem in which students would use their bathroom breaks to skip entire class times. The teachers want to stop this, but taking away bathroom breaks in general seems a bit harsh. Posie, do you have a solution?" >"Do I have a solution? Let me ask you this: when one wants to use the bathroom, is it not their right to use their time to the fullest, even if it takes hours? We can't know everyone's full bathroom schedule, but I think we can relate it by implementing a hall monitor system. As a hall monitor, one would do routine checks in the bathroom to make sure no one is goofing off. It's quite simple I'm sure." >"Alright. Melville, you got the floor." >"Oh uhm...I agree with Posie." >"..." >"You're not supposed to agree with me." >"Okay fine...hmm...oh! We install cameras in the restrooms, that way, if someone is seen entering but not leaving a restroom, just give them detention." >"Okay then, well next question, as you -" >"Wait! I want to change my proposal! In addition to having cameras, we'll have hall monitors too." >"Wait, that's not fair! That's my idea!" >"Your idea? Did you copyright hall monitors now? No? Then it doesn't belong to you." >"Why you little- *deep breath* let me ask why would having cameras in the bathroom be a solution? That's a breach of privacy!" >"You're just using the restrooms. Everyone goes, it's not like anyone has anything to hide. Besides, the hall monitors will make it so that no one spends too long inside." >"Okay, so who you suppose should watch the cameras of these restroom tapes?" >"...">Melville is hit with a horrible realization
>>703158park ranger bearlady cindy....
So does Bobland still hibernate? And if so, did that survival trait pass on to Cindy?
>>703395I'd think so, he's still a bear after all. And I'd expect some of these traits to be passed down to Cindy. Maybe not as strongly as her father, she just tends to get sleepy more often during the winter and takes a lot of naps.
I feel we need to establish some friendships more. Work out which characters like to hang out with other characters and how their dynamics all work. It would help fill out the relationships section of the various character pages.
>>703414agreed
>>703415Any ideas? Which characters are currently missing friendships?
>>703417Bennett, but i have no idea who'd like to be friends with him.
>>703418think hed get along with girls? i can see him being drawn to masculine girls, ones who will complete him, but not intimidate
>>703418Bennett actually seems like the kinda kid who has no friends, which is probably another reason why he is the way that he isbut I can see him skirting along tougher girls, being too spaghetti to approachfeminine people make him feel unsafe, he needs security in masculinity, but actual boys are usually too rough with himhe probably wouldnt like Mandy since shes one of the boys anyway maybe someone more like Mute or Delly- tough, but not downright mannish
>>703420Bennett being friends with Delly would also work towards filling out her friendships, since she is also lacking in that department at the moment.
I got a crack ship Bennett x SH69SH69 finds him on a Camwhore website and blackmails him into being her boyfriend for reasons I can't come up with right now
>>703422Dunno why she'd do that, outside of wanting to torment him or something. Unless there was some reason that Lisa needed to have a boyfriend for, like someone making a bet that she couldn't get a boyfriend or something. I doubt there would be any actual romance between the two, which is fine as we are focusing more on fleshing out non romantic relationships at the moment anyway.
>>703421i like itsince Delly is also naturally non confrontational she will probably just accept him attaching himself to her like "oh i have a friend now? cool" and start protecting him
>>703418Idk if this is relevant but I was thinking maybe him crossdressing could be a gossip thing with girls, no one from the boys knows his secret but the word sometimes spreads around girls. Maybe the girls could blackmail him to join their PJ parties and catfish the other boys with him crossdressing, telling them there's a new girl in town. Shenanigans ensue.
>>703423yeah she would probably just use him as a trophy bf to seem cooler, i cant see her being attracted to his queer ass. esp since she [spoiler] belongs to Hansel's harem
>>703423Coomer girls who spend to much time online are REALLY into crossdressing shota's but hate when the boys go full tranny [trust me on that] that was my line of thinking behind it.Maybe she IS into Hansel for real and thinks it will make him Jelly?Maybe its a porn plot and you don't question it like that bit with SH69 x Slappy rape
>>703428her brain is probably unbelievably internet poisoned so she has desires and makes decisions that are beyond our understanding
>>703419He definitely would. But I don't know what masculine girls would like him!
Who do the following boys like to hang out with?Flynn, the weezer enjoying lolcow expert.Dew, The feminine boy who isn't really into the femboy stuff.Squirrel boy, the boy whose identity revolves around his weird fursuit thing he has going on.
>>703431Squirrel boy is pretty young right? younger than 3rd grade he probably has friends but lets not forget not every character is focal
>>703432Ye I am more thinking like, who are these characters often seen hanging out with in the background. Eating at the same lunch table, seen playing in the schoolyard etc. I think squirrel boy is 3rd grade, judging from how he is usually proportioned in drawings.
>>703431>Flynn, the weezer enjoying lolcow expert.He follows Cringe Kid around, randomly harassing him and "Documenting" the results, somehow people find him even more annoying than Cringe Kid because while Cringe Kid is only annoying thanks to a mixture of obliviousness and youthful eagerness Flynn is an asshole that tries to play himself off as more than that.>Dew, The feminine boy who isn't really into the femboy stuff.Dew spends a lot of time kinda ghosting between friend groups, but I can actually see him hanging out with Charles a lot, more often than not ripping on him for being french, while completely missing the fact that Charles is super gay for Gothboy>Squirrel boy, the boy whose identity revolves around his weird fursuit thing he has going on.SB is his efforts to become a squirrel spends a lot of time with orbiting Cindy, and trying to learn to be a squirrel by learning survival stuff from Amber and Li Yang
Hansel but he's actually a rat
We should do a beach episode.
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>>703439this...but we bring the beach to them.
>>703440we need all the characters who have associated animals as their animals now
>>703438Look who showed up
>>703440Aaahhh my only weaknesss!!! cats!>>703443I don't know why, but seeing Gretel as a rat makes me laugh uncontrollably. O wait I know why, from this pretty prep girl she turns into a brown rat that almost looks like a possum.
>>703442Oh shit ... human Naggerman.
>>703439Beach episode would be fun, problem is North Park is in the middle of Colorado, which is in the middle of the US, far from the coasts. It can make sense why one or two of the families might go on vacation to the beach, but how would you get most of the kid characters to be there for the proper beach episode?
>>703442under the sea where no one can bother meOekaki Post (Time: 5m, Replay: View)
>>703446>>703441
>>703448Do they make a backyard beach? A backyard beach?Nothing's outta reach, we got the backyard beach?
>>703449The mayor ordered a million kilos of sand for some reason of his, but due to an accident, the cargo plane drops the payload and buries half of the sand in sand.
>>703443this is topaltough i imagine Gretel is more of a beautiful, well groomed, nicely colored pet rat that just became all raggedy after it became a hoborat
What other characters have animals associated with them? Are we gonna see a lizard cripple fucker?
>>703455Cringe Kid with Foxes?
>>703458That worksMax has a pet cat, and is obsessed with catsAddison likes birds. Any type of bird I guessSavannah has a distinct elephant plush she sleeps with and is protective ofSid has a plush Koala, works because he is Australian anywayAt some point in canon Lisa gets a pet stray cat, she also likes to lounge around and eat all day while acting like an assholeRobert and Nancy both like horses?
>>703459>Savannah has a distinct elephant plushi love it and i wanna bully her for it>Sid has a plush Koalawhat an odd little detail to recallany other kids got stuffed animals? thats adorable
>>703460Rulf has his faulty bear plush with the leg sewn on backwards, Dizzy has his lumpy dinosaur plush that barely resembles a dinosaur.
>>703461Dizzy has a whole bed of plushies, but yeah the lumpy dino was a big trait of his before it got lost
>>703443Is it weird I wanna see human Hansel cuddling with rat Gretel?
>>703455I think Sylvannus should be a snake Rodney can be a gecko or somethingOekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)
>>703455Neil would the Hyena who never stops laughing
>>703459Asimov-2 is a Spider, because his head has spider legs
chew
>>703471>Snakes eat ratsuh oh
>>703459Asimov would probably be a dog or other very friendly animal.Atticus would be something extinct.Norman would be a work horse.Lydia and her gang would probably be lemurs or some other matriarchal animal species.Chuck would be a woodchuck.Nightmare Guy would be a big scary looking dog.And Lisa would be a Honey Badger, since they're mean as hell and also can produce stank like a skunk
>>703557Foxes are known to eat Snakes, right?
Cats beat the shit out of snakes and spiders. Cats also love to play with rats.
Sibling rivalry
>>703713What's he gonna do with the spider?>>703716poor Ashley...
>>703727something funny if i can think of it Jerry is a very spiteful and bad kid, a real piece of shit
Happy birthday, Curtis
>>703760happy birthday you mustached twat! ill come to your party
heres an idea- draw the kids as kindergartnerswhat were they like back then? who were they friends with? how did they change overtime?
>>703769I feel Chaz, Jerry and Mandy were likely still friends. I get the feeling the Hansleys and the Sheffields are sort of family friends/on good terms which is why Chaz and Mandy would have met. I can also see the same for Jerry's mom, I dunno if Jerry's dad was in the picture back then or not.Cindy would have been on her own, playing in the woods, surprisingly mobile for her age. Her friends would have been animals, which definitely reflects in which kids she ends up becoming friends with in North Park.Lydia's gang wouldn't be a thing. Addison would have actually been fairly well liked at this point, being one of the more popular girls. Penny was still in her more passive personality stage and Savannah would have been a handful for whatever adult was supervising her.Hansel's existence back then is a mystery, no one really remembers how he survived that young, not even him. I do wonder if Lisa was always a NEET, even when she was that young or if she used to go out more and had friends before the internet twisted her.
>>703772>I do wonder if Lisa was always a NEET, even when she was that young or if she used to go out more and had friends before the internet twisted her.Someone said last thread that she use to go to preschool but SHE was the cringe kid after Baby Shark played on her iPod and thats what made her the NEET she is today. then sometime later the title of Cringe Kid passed onto the new guy after Lisa deleting all trace of the Baby Shark indent from the internet.
>>703769what was Rulf like? was he still insecure? did the cripple empire arise yet? also was he always friends with Dizzy even before he became a little Hitler, or was Dizzy only drawn to him after he displayed a hunger for power
>>703775Rulf is ugly looking (by kid standards), has a weird name and probably has an accent. This is on top of also having a creepy crippled leg. Kids can be very cruel, so I imagine he was the target of a lot of bullying that contributed to his hatred of the able bodied. Not every cripple can be as charismatic as Jimmy.
>>703777I bet Dizzy was the charismatic cripplethen again maybe he wasnt even able to walk or talk back then... downies do tend to develop slower during those early formative yearshe was probably the weird kid that was cute yet radiated a... malicious aura... and nobody knew why... never talking, just staring at you
>>703774>Baby SharkWhen is North Park currently set? Would baby shark have been a thing when the kids were in kindergarten? Fuck, don't make me feel old
>>703781in my heart North Park is set whenever you want it to be the timeline is Extra Loose. Not even floating its consistently shifting.you want to write a episode that would only work in the 90's go the hell ahead you want to write a episode where everyone needs a iPhone for it to work go and do itJust say T.T. Fucked something up when she time traveled her shit to the 1200's instead of going to a washroom and now humanity is 20 years behind where it ought to be.
>>703769>>703772I like to think that before Cindy started tying her hair up in buns, she was just a little walking fluffball.
>>703788CUTE!!
I just wanna see kindergartner Charles, I bet it'd be adorableI'm curious about certain characters with certain quirks- like Delly and her broken arm... was it happening since forever? since she was born? what about kids from outta town, like Sid or Ramon, back in their home country. Creepy fucks like Bennett, Agatha, Crip, Max... were they always like that, or were they ever normal kids? When did Song-Hui started growing massive? what about tiny alien kids?
>>703788kick the baby?
>>703790I know that Dorothy was canonically born with her heart disease, and that she is ginger while neither of her parents were (that's rough)I dunno if Delly was having her arm broken from such a young age I wonder what effect that would have on her bone growth. >what about tiny alien kids?you mean the irises or the lunarises? Are there other alien families? We know that Robert used to be blind but was left under a bright light for too long, I imagine him and nancy seemed mostly normal outside of Robert's antennae.What I am interested in is Rodney and Silvia, are they even kids or is their species just short, kinda like an invader zim situation? It is interesting if they are kids, that they'd be sent on reconnaissance missions to other planets at such a young age, tells us more about what their culture must be like.
>>703790>>703791Oekaki Post (Time: 2m)
>>703796adorableis ike's weird dot nose a feature of all canadian babies/toddlers, or is he just a weirdo?
a weird kid in a trentchcoat shows up in kindergarten one day... nobody knows where he came from or who left him heredo you approach? Y/NOekaki Post (Time: 2m)
>>703798That depends, am I crippled in this scenario?
GNYYAAAHHHH!
>>703799does it matter? i dont see why this upstanding young lad would treat you any different based on disability (:
>>703800Been thinking about the AU where Bobland adopted Hansel after finding him in the woods and he is raised alongside Cindy
>>703805tiny hansel is cute
somewhere on the other side of the worlda small, useless, disabled Australian loses faith in humanity
a creepy little girl watches you from across the playground... never talking... always watching.... wait, is that even a girl?
im having so much fun drawing kindergartners, i love this ideai dont wanna over encroach, anyone want me to draw their character too?
>>703805I imagine baby Cindy is a bit of an animal in that she was pretty rough and into playfighting over random things that Hansel would find and she'd get jealous of him having even if it was something dumb like a random stickBut then shorty after the violent fighting they'd be napping together like it never happened
>>703811I LOVE EM!!!!! I LOVE BABY HANSEL AND HIS LITTLE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>703810I gotta sleep now but I'll probably draw some more tomorrow, I have an idea for Gretel definitely. I am happy for you to make designs for my other kid characters if you want, like Rulf or even Sydney back when she was able to constantly hang out with her cousin.
>>703813sure i can doodle someremember were just throwing ideas out here so if u dont like what i make of your charas... or hell even my charas... you can always give diff ideas, nothing is set in stone yea
Sydney is a bit too rough with her cousin
>>703810do Max.
>>703817thats a scayry onei thi nk only max should be aloowed to do max
>>703818then kill us with diabetes and give us the toddler version of the cutest character in North Park...>Jerry? No. >Chaz? Fuck no. ... >Melville?No fool ... Dorothy.
>>703810Baby Cringe Kid would be cuteDid Nightmare Guy spawn fully grown?Baby Teeny Steeve was probably only as big as a grain of rice
>>703810How about Ramon?
>>703377>Machiavelli joins as the third candidate and wins.>He gets the actual episode banned for spreading ideas about how to put hundreds of millions of teachers out of the job and make people financially independent when they finish school.In a different order of ideas I wrote a Rosa/Blenny/Machiavelli short greentext for Rosa's birthday but I wasn't happy with how it turned out. I still remember it word for word. I'll post it tomorrow.
I WANT MORE BENNETT DRAWINGS! BENNETT BENNETT BENNETT!
>>703844be the change you want to see
whatcha working on drewnon???
>>703760Buckethead throws the most bitchin' partiesOekaki Post (Time: 1h 15m, Replay: View)
I wish I wasn't a disappointment to my dadCurtis...you lucky son of a bitchOekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)
>>703874>>703877Man, this just makes me feel real bad knowing that Curtis' dad dies at some point in the canon
>>703883Only in the bad timeline. In fact, It's Kiddy's death and Schroder's takeover that kickstart the events that lead to 2simov connecting to the internet and going full Skynet
>>703813Younger Gretel
no one is safe from the status quo
>>703808How does he operate that gun? I want him to shoot someone
>>703898its an automatic so presumably he can figure it out with 1.5 hands
why is someone posting the hansel comics I made on /co/
>>703905I just saw them, sorry dude.I guess some of us just can't hide our power levels/contain our autism to just the thread. It's probably Max
>>703907Talked to to OP in the thread, seemed to just be someone who found us here as well as the comics on our wiki so they say. It feels a bit weird seeing people criticise them as if OP made them and is sharing them, since obviously I didn't make them with the intention of them being seen by random people, they only really make sense to this community which I made them for. Ah well, I need to sleep now so hopefully that thread doesn't lead to things getting weirder.
>>703908have a nice nap anon. Hope that thread just silently dies, so it doesn't bring in undesirables.
>>703907Wasn't me, mang.
>>703912well, you do yourself no favors. In fact, what I've learned is that everyone, me included, is just as capable of spilling their spaghetti onto the thread like you guys are
>>703905link me
>>703805Cindy looks cute, she should let her hsir out more
>>703890can you do one with TT and Asimov?
>>703907>Squirrel Boy becomes incredibly horny after being turned into a girl by Dr. Toades
We need more characters interacting with Teeny Steeve
>>703939why? i'm fufcjking drunk you najnimal
>>703940Ah, that reminds me!Max was probably one of Steeve's favorite targets to torment before he got Naggerman, with the cat scaring him off thanks to it's prowess against the supernatural!
You guys wanna do a hunger game sometime in the future?
>>703945potentially, but with how this board is we can't post screenshots and instead have to transcribe it all to text posts, and then ideally whoever is hosting it will also make a quick relevant doodle for every round they make. That's what we did last time at least. Otherwise we might get more shit from /i/ regulars which will be annoying.
>>703948We can host the images on imgur no problem.
>>703938What a madman, testing on innocent animals like that. Someone get PETA>>703937Instructions unclearOekaki Post (Time: 1h 21m, Replay: View)
how do we stop Asimov from dooming the world?Oekaki Post (Time: 33m, Source: >>703952)
>>703952>Instructions unclearI think he was asking for a pebblethrow edit with Asimov and TT>>703956there are like fifty possible things that can cause Asimov-Prime.easiest one is killing the Asimov head that would become Asimov-2, since he's the reason Asimov-prime pulls his genocide stunt
my balls itchOekaki Post (Time: 16m, Replay: View)
>>703970Be careful, Bennet might take that as an invitation
>>703956Maybe if TT didn't kill him so often we wouldn't have gotten 2simov who is the reason Asimov eventually goes nuts?
>>703924Even though everyone thinks she's cute with her hair down, she's actually pretty self conscious about it. Like she is with most of her overly wild features. However some of her fellow messy haired friends, such as Mute and Gretel sometimes help her brush and style her hair up in the cute buns she likes having.
baby Dorothy? cute, small and pathetic, perfect for bully
>>704047Aww, she’s adorable! I wanna dress up like a doctor and tell her she only has three days to live.
>>704050kek when did Dorothy become for bullying? and how does her creator feel about that?
>>704051>when did Dorothy become for bullying? On the day she was born as a pathetic, wimpy little sick ginger.
>>704056i want to sit her on my lap and hold her and give her kisses and tell her i love her
>>704056built for being a brain in a jar
but WHY is mute mute?
>>704066autism
>>704066she hates crowds and loud noises. She finds it easier to just not interact with the world, but sadly events seem to just follow her. She hates being the center of attention, and an episode revolving around her would just be her trying to escape the plot.
who's this...why it's Etum!!Oekaki Post (Time: 42s, Source: >>704067)
>>704066cause Kingville loves the quiet ones
>>704070melville will never have her, even neil has a better chance
>>704072Who has the best chance with her? Cindy?
>>704074Cindy, Hansel or Robert.
Which characters are capable of putting their boobs in their mouth
>>704111do NOT bring this over from the other thread...but also ms Chariot is the anon insisting her titties arent tiny even tho she cant don it
I like to think that since Sylvanus is more science focused and dedicated to their experiments, Ryhonus has most of the armoury to himself. And despite being the more irresponsible one, he is actually real handy with a raygun since he plays around with it a lot. A real trickshotter. Gives him a fun rivalry with fellow (half) alien Robert as gunmen. And their personalities being opposites (Robert is more responsible but inactive while Ryhonus is irresponsible but more active on his whims) gives them a cool dynamic as rivals.
>>704120now make them kiss
>>704124oh shad up will yah?
>>704125nothing wrong with gay cowboys
>>704126>gay cowboys X retarded gay alienssounds like my kinda fic
>>704120>Ryhonus is constantly being lured by Asimov's Aunt with the promise of his favorite Earth Sweets, and Sylvanus has to keep her idiot brother from being dissected>It turns out that Asimov's Aunt just wants to trick him into blabbing about his home planet via bribery by sweets because even if he's an alien Ryhonus is still a kid.how mad would Ryhonus be after finding out that his sister has been stopping him from getting the confections he loves so very very much?
>>704128>>It turns out that Asimov's Aunt just wants to [spoiler] do that thing that single old ladies do after they lure a kid into their van with sweets
>>704129Asimov's aunt being a shotacon conflicts with her past as a huge slut, doesn't it?
>>704130I mean, technically it wouldn’t, being a shotacon doesn’t mean you can’t also enjoy being fucked by hundreds of grown menThe more important thing is do we want to create such a strong moral deviation in her character?
>>704131but is it really a moral deviation? no one ever said she was a particularly moral person, and her morals can be questionablebesides, shes a robot, do robots even have to abide by human morals?
>>704132She isn’t a robot, she’s a cyborg. The moms are the robots. And while she isn’t exactly a good person it’s still a big leap from shady government spy lady to pedophile who tries to abduct kids. Since that’s what was being implied.
>>704133i suppose thats fair, one is more... organized "evil", the other is just straight up chaoticstill its fun to meme, we dont have to make it canon
>>704128can Rodney get mad?
>>704135at stupid/trivial things yes.he's kinda smooth brained so anything complex kinda just makes him confused
>>704134I can dig us memeing her being a pedo as long as we keep it out of canon.I'm her creator chiming in, Her years as a slut pretty much destroyed her ability to have kids, it's why she didn't just report Asimov's newfound sapience to the government, because he's kinda like the kid she can never have.This is also why she likes spoiling the kids of North Park whenever they visit, because it makes her feel like a mom.
>>704137kek, what a pathetic roastie
>>704139it could be worse, she could have ended up like Cartman's mom
I wonder who the 100th character will be. Should we make it someone special?>inb4 we aren't making any more characters in this thread
>>704209It should be a silly joke character.Like 100 lad, who's just 100 gerbils pretending to be a kid or something.
>>704209it will be Melville's Butler
>>704209>>704218I wanna introduce posie's parents soon but they are a package dealSo we'd still need one more character before the 100th
>>704219here you go, Mr. Toade's experimentsno need to thank meOekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)
>>704220I SHIP IT WITH TEENY STEEVE
How could Skankhunt69 be blackmailed? what does she want and what is her weakness?
>>704225She wants to feel strong against other people by knocking them down and she wants to find embarrassing things about others so her embarrassing actions re drowned out and flat out erased. her weakness? Literally just unplug her computer, take her phone, kill her WiFi
>>702241I hate how overdesigned Miner is, cause I love him, but then drawing him is such a pain...
FUCK THE NEW CAPTCHAOekaki Post (Time: 11m, Replay: View)
>>704231whats wrong they dont teach you to read in kangaroo school? little aussie twat cant figure out a simple captcha? gonna cry?
>>704234Leave 'er alone yah anal cavityOekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)
>>704236oh great now the cripple is gonna preach to us, dont let me stop you from defending your girlfriend tho, i know how you bog people get down there with your family
>>704220>Father, I would like to dance>I am not your father an you are a sapient pile of slime, you cannot dance.
>>704239>Toades just tosses it in the closet among the other sapient lifeforms he accidently created and can't get rid of
>>704218What is Melville's butler like?
>it's a Steeve unknowingly makes a gateway into the backrooms episode >after multiple disappearances of people supposedly noclipping, the town goes into a fear induced lockdown
>>704244>"I like the idea of Melville's butler trying to die in every episode he appear in, with the running gag being that Melville's completely oblivious to the fact that he's making his butler wanna die."
Which chaos god would the kids worship if they got corruptedKhorne Blenny, Ester, Mandy, Lydia, Robert, Curtis, Asimov-2, Trisha, Gretel, Mute, Jerry, Rayne Tneetzch Dizzy, Cassandra, Robert, Nancy, Max, Sid, Lisa, Asimov, silvia, T.T, Addison, Posie, Rulf, Melville, DorothyNurgle Cindy, Mineral, Sid, squirrel boy, Delly, Lisa, DullSlaaneshCripplefucker, chaz, Bennet, Neil, Lisa, Rodney , Hansel, Rosiland, Agatha, Beansy, Drew
>>702730>Jeremy Friedman heard it as Mein Kampf>spends 2 hour trying to teach Atticus about hitler>Atticus doesn’t get any of it and told Jeremy he now supports hitler>this also get cringe kid to be cancelled
>>704278>Lisa worships three of themyeah that sounds about right
>>704278cool, who the fuck are any of these gods? give us some reference
>>704285Warhammer. The chaos gods exist both in the fantasy universe and science fiction universe
>>704285>>704286Also to add one>Khorne is the god of war and anger but is bound to honour and traditionThis might fit Lydia pretty well. >tzneetch is the god of manipulation and confusion but is bound to knowledge and self improvementThis one fits Nancy pretty well>Nurgle is the god of plague and sickness but is bound to life and natureNurgle would actually be a decent father for Dorothy. >Slaanesh is the goddess of excess and hedonism but is bound to love and happiness This fits chaz pretty wellJust note that Chaos corruption would make turn you evil and usually makes your life worse so chaz and Bennet would for sure become such a rapist that even a non corrupted cripplefucker would loon innocent and clean.
>>704287interesting, what was your reasoning for Hansel, the boy associated with rats and being sorta feral? I'd think he would fit Nurgle over the hedonism one especially as he's homeless.
>>704288He seems pretty adventurous and seems to enjoy it so it is happiness but I do agree that nurgle is a much better fit. Probably my reason is not that good. Also it feels fitting for me that Hansel follows the only chaos god that actually loves his followers. Hansel finally finds himself his own dad. Now I just imagine Hansel trying to spread his love by making people sick. Elemer would hate him so much more.
>>704238I bet those two experimented
>>704238>>704291Come on now they may be bogans but it's not like they're Tasmanian
>>704292oh please we both know they got up to some interesting stuff out in the bush back at home
>>704293I'm not convinced, maybe you should write a greentext about it to prove your point
Would older Mute still have messy hair, or would she actually brush it?
>>704295My guess would still be messy, she doesn't seem like the type to care about her appearance that much. Unless that aspect of her personality changes as she gets older for one reason or another.
>>704294>Be ?? year old Aussie>Crippled loser in kangaroo land, over the age of 2 and can't even shoot a gun yet, NGMI>Cousin my age and already stronger than me, parents probably love her more, has a higher killcount, gets a bigger slice of koala meat for dinner when she comes to visit, generally better in every way>Should just kms>Tie rope to ceiling, kick stool, hit ceiling>OhYeahGravity.Jpeg>Oh well>Cousin takes me out to the bush, wants to show me something>Mfw she's grabbing me a little too hard>Mfw she says she's just "curious">Mfw no idea what I'm doing>TardPanic.Jpeg>Slap her across the face and try and get away, stumble on useless cripple legs and end up on top of her>"A-Anon, I had no idea you were so rough...">Fuck>We both agree not to talk about this anymore>Go home, she respects me slightly more now... parents pick up on animalistic chad vibes>I get the biggest slice of alligator steak that night>Mfw family thinks I'm a chad due to autism
Mute doesn't like fireworks. Every time one goes off, she flinches like she was hit with one. She hates most holidays for similar reasons.
>>704309...anon... what the fuck happened to her? who abused our poor little demonspawn?
wtf?
>>704312whats up
>>704313it's nothing man, don't worry about it
>>704302>Anon Kek, cringe self inserter. Just say Sydney makes your dilly tilly
>>704311I wish I could tell you straight from the horse's mouth, but alas...
>>704315which kids would end up having a crush on Sydney when she comes to visit North Park?
>>704318all
>>704315point was that Sid is the one posting the greentext
>>704322ah, i see, my apologies. Sid is still a little faggy though
>>704238>>704291>>704293>>704302Is it that time again in /npg/?
fixedOekaki Post (Time: 2m, Source: >>704328)
>>704328>Mineral and Rick>love *chuckles evilly*
Idea, pitch: Domme gf for Bennett who whores out to men, maybe a fujoshi?
>>704328give blank
>>704302>>Tie rope to ceiling, kick stool, hit ceiling>>OhYeahGravity.Jpegkek, Sid is definitely the kinda kid that uses 4chan
interesting day to have a fetish for australians
>>704331So Agatha prostitutuing Bennet around to others so she can get more ship fuel? I'm down for this.
>>704333Took me a good time to understand the joke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>704331>>704335Dudes... can we discuss this idea further..? It's very interesting...
>>704345Bennett and Agatha bond over the same interests at first, but they soon realize that Agatha likes things in fiction but is a bit socially daft, whereas Bennett is fully committed to exploring them irl, so they become unlikely friends and explore eachother's point of view
>>704331>Domme gf for Bennett who whores out to men, maybe a fujoshi?Wait, is it the gf who whores herself out to men, or were you meaning she'd whore Bennett out to men?
>>704375they both whore themselves out to men
>>704376would agatha whore herself out like that?>>704335
>>704375No man, gf is basically his pimp.
>>704378yeah. She doesn't mind getting her hands dirty sometimes
