Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-generator.html) and have a go at drawing whatever characters you get. You can even do it multiple times if you want to draw more than one character together. Feel free to look through the Wiki or ask in the thread for more info on the characters, although not all the ones shown here have Wiki articles made yet, as it's a work in progress.Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_WikiPrevious thread:https://archived.moe/i/thread/735117
Okay, this is the first post, I am here to tell you, I WILL ban you from coming from North Park.And I WILL hit you with a stick, bitch!Only enter if you know that getting hit with a large stick isn't a joke.
perhaps we should make these guys into stickers...
the hell is this
>>738037I'll tell you what this is! It's a MADHOUSE!!A MADHOUSE I TELL YAH!!Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)
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>>738041FATTED DOT NET.
tis a sad day for Charles, and therefore the world
>>738044lol, i did that, i deleted his ice cream every time charles feels uncomfortable with the heat? that's me maxxing up all ovens and opening them at the same time LOL
>>738044Charles getting bullied brings me joy.more people should bully that segmented fuck
Are we gonna do the hunger games this thread?
>>738031Anyone want to see more sets of these? So far I have done the base designs and superhero variants. Anyone want to see more themes or alt outfits? Not just for the game "AUs" but any alternative outfit or idea could be fun.
>>738075YES! >>738076The fantasy AU would be nice I think, but I would like to see the Space Ranger AU. It's my favorite.
>>738076Trisha's superpower is GUN
>>738076I'd love to see that!
>>738038Cringe Kid friend real!?!?!?!?!?!?!11///?!
>>738104pls eb my friendu..............................................
Ester and Linus
>>738106very nice! goths are underrated, and them some good gothsalways comfy to see a new artbro
>>738108we need more gothsi wanna draw some goths now
Do we have anymore dead relatives of anyone that Ester can talk to? I want her to just be goth Paranorman
>>738110Maria's dead sister?
>>738110Bongo is one of the obvious ones, unless spawning Nightmare Guy means he didn't leave a ghost.but that's also implying that Clowns have souls, which is also pretty iffy, since so many of them are ginger
I couldn't help but think about Brukmalleg when I saw this.https://imgur.com/a/m2AEaBO
>>738112Clowns don't have souls, they simply return to the honkforce when they die unless you cut off their nose
>>738139That's cute actually, maybe this can be one of his futures- instead of being a cranky little bastard and focusing on those who wronged him and what he cant do, he instead chooses to do what he can and help others.
>>738112>>738140>He doesn't know about The Big Circus
>>738139
>>738231>CRIPPLERHELP
>>738210That's where the Honkforce resides, you dope
>>738238Well whatever, in my region we call it The Big Circus, in other regions you may call it The Carnival Up Above, others call it Jester's Paradise, the list goes on and on.
week 3 and Shef is still having these...awful nightmares about a tower
>>738283Generational trauma
>>738255What is this a reference to?Also, I love the idea of Maria just building slutboys when she's bored and sending them out into the world
>>738283This is a good game and I need to get back to playing it.
>>738255Maria is so cute
>>738255>>738291All the prostitutes and strippers hate her for making AI that terk der jerbs
>>738340lol, they deserve to lose their jobs
How big actually is Niggerman compared to a NP kid? and if it was a guy cat how big would the cock be against one of the North Park kids?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YUB3_1PK4U8
>>738410Somewhere around Lynx or Bobcat size I'd imagine. Also why on earth do you want to know how big its penis would be?
>Robert shot RandyOekaki Post (Time: 10m, Replay: View)
>>738459Nancy is so fucking nasty
French Canadian mimes invading Northpark to finish off the clown family
>>738480They're too afraid of the Eldritch Mime that is Nightmare Guy to try that
>>738480Talk shit all you want about Slappy, you can slap him, hit him, creampie him in the balls, but you even threaten Drew, Hui, or Song and he goes full Bugs Bunny on your ass.
>>738491He dresses in drag and kisses you?
>>738492No, he'll use toon physics and wacky toon antics to teach you a lesson.Why's everything gotta go gay with you, man? You specifically, I know who you are.
I wanna try writing fanfiction. Give me a premise
>>738494Two of your favorite characters going to the Zoo and shit goes bad.Or your favorite character and least favorite get stuck in an elevator and must bond.
>>738494Roll 3 random characters, preferably ones who have never interacted, and write them trying to work together on a science project.
>>738494Nightmare Guy adopts a kitten, unfortunately for Drew and Slappy it's a mountain lion kitten
>>738494Good Idea Bad Idea but with North Park Characters
>>738487Isn't nightmare guy a eldritch clown?
>>738494Write about Hansel's Quest or the Prince and the Pauper idea with Hansel & Max.
>>738529We don't really know what he is
>>738536I think it fits for him to be a clown since he came from the blood of a clown
>>738079Let's do the space AU then
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too busy playing wrestling empire
is it too late for this? https://youtu.be/vkfptcZQKeE
>>738671Do any of us look like North Park characters?
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>>738569But the original version of Bongo's death involved him fucking around with Mime shit
>>738699Bongo suffocated doing the mime in a box trick, it's sad, but it's also funny because he died in front of 200 people and they thought he and Slappy were doing a bit.They were pretty close as kids.
>>738700So Bongo died thanks to tapping into Mime-Energy, meaning that Nightmare Guy would be at least part mime, and hence constantly remind Slappy of his dead brother.Though, that does make me wonder, did the 200 people that watched Bongo die also see Nightmare Guy be born?
>>738701Who knows? That's not up for me to decide, Nightmare Guy was apparently born as soon as Bongo died, perhaps they just thought it was a shadow or something.I can't really say though.
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>>738855stop that
>>738860no i will fuck him
>>738861You'll have to do his side quest first
>>738864Don't care, I'll do it, I'll do it, baby I'm the Space Cowboy Giddyup, Space Pirate, I like to do it both ways, the easy way and the penis way--Fuck woops.
>>738855i know theyre meant to be circuit things but it jus looks like grey sperms on her skin..........h-hot
>>738867>her
>>738631>>738633They look like they could be great rivals.
>>738628CK is so adorable!
>>738595Not sure how you're gonna do A2 for this, since he only shows up as a Mecha like the one khamsin uses in MGR
>>738855That's so cute!>>738865He would love that!
>>738890Can't believe now I wanna pork Bennett, thanks.:( How am I gonna tell my family I'm a dang old dirty homo!!
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>>738940his eyes make him look like he's ready for adventure on the sun
>>738940
>>738940cutest boy!
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>>739016
sup fellas, just here to say I love writing dialogue.okay bye for now
>>739019>>739020See ya later
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>>739113And that's everyone so far.If only we had one more character design so we wouldn't be stuck with an annoying prime number for stuff like this.
>>739115I could make another character if you want.
>>739117Sure, we have plenty of new characters since we first made this cast for the sci fi game back in like, thread 3 or 4 or something. Might as well let some of them join in as well.
>>739117>Steeve stealing the attempted stolen sodaLol.Imagine the kid opening it up after the fact and finding the little bastard sitting in there like a bloated tick.
>>739112beautiful
>>739118>"Fear not my child, for I can see that you are destined for great things."The Oracle floats through the cosmos, leaving a sea of tranquility behind her. She's one with the universe and knows everything that's happened, is happening and will happen thanks to her space gems she carries with her.(painted rocks) She doesn't fight, but she will offer moral support to anyone who supposedly dies, offering them a chance at a second life if they so wish.(you only get 1(one) shot at this)
How is Asimov so good at texting Drew?
>>739136What, she has an 80s phone/beeper, nigga.
>>739136Asimov confirmed shit at writing an episode. I pray for the unlucky cunt who gets paired with him for English projects
What do you guy think of her?
>>739149She's cute
>>739149Gothy tomboys are cool. Does she have a name?Also her outfit kinda makes it look like she's wearing pajamas.
>>739149i dont like her! im gonna beat her up!
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>>739149>herNice femboy, anon, but you're not fooling anyone. Can it make babies? no? then you're a man, darling.https://files.catbox.moe/1keykr.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/e4g6nr.mp4Goddamnit Disney, you're sicker than South&North Park.
>>739166She looks like she bullies cringe kid because she secretly likes him
>>739150Thanks!>>739152Leslie Houben.>>739165Nice pom!>>739169She's a girl, she's an OC
>>739182what are your thoughts on >>739174
>>739183I'd say she does, but more like she doesn't realize she has a crush on him.
>>739182so what's she all about? I can see that she's a purple goth, might be encroaching on Rayne's territory though.
>>739187She's not actually goth, she just likes the style.
>>739188ah, same with Ester. What's her personality?
>>739189Equal parts done with everyone's shit and the sweetest thing in existence. Except with Cringe Kid.
>>739190anyone you want her to interact with personally? If she's a sweetheart and also close to the edge, may I suggest an interaction with Neil...
>>739191I wouldn't know, I'm new to this general.
>>739192Checked the wiki, she'd both feel bad for him and would want to toss of a highway if he tells another bad joke.
>>739192oh alright, well enjoy your stay>>739174Cringe cheating scandal arc?Oekaki Post (Time: 5m, Replay: View)
>>739195I'll probably pop in now and then... But thanks!
>>739195CK is just like his dad, he's got charisma coming out the ass
>>739197it's a good thing that they're both so nice, can you imagine a fuckboy like Chaz with that ability to seduce women like Cringe Kid and Bobby Norman can
>>739130Works for me
>>739182>>739190Considering she already has a link to Cringe Kid I reckon she'd fit well as a 3rd grade character. Plus it could be cool seeing her interact with the other 3rd graders that would be in her class. I could see her being friends with Ashley and Dorothy as the cool third friend.On the subject of the 3rd grade, we actually have a decent amount of them now. How do we think of them as a group? What kind of dynamics do you think they'd all have?
>>739249you mean to tell me Sean, Billie and Dizzy aren't third graders?
>>739250Dizzy has always been a 4th grader, as for Sean and Billie their grades are ambiguous. It isn't clear if they are 3rd graders, 4th graders or even scrawny 5th graders. Unlike Fitzroy and Georgina who have been established as 3rd graders.
>>738025I think Momo should be in fifth grade, alongside Mineral they can compare bellybuttons togetherOekaki Post (Time: 22m, Replay: View)
>>739254She does look like she'd be in 5 or 6th grade so it makes sense.Although does she even go to North Park elementary? I thought she was from out of town. Still doesn't mean she can't "hang out" with Mineral though.
>>739256I don't think she's enrolled. It's a Gretel situation where if they feel like showing up, they will. Also, hunger games next week, yeah?Oekaki Post (Time: 16m, Replay: View)
>>739259Hunger games sounds good. Who said they were going to host it? Do they still plan to or should we get someone else to arrange it?
>>739254>So, does the big monster guy have tentacles down there or is it just one big dong?>Nightmare Guy, all we've ever done is hug, why would I know what his private parts look like
Don't tell anyone, but I ship myself with AsimovAnon, I have like 400 drawings of us eating spaghetti in Newark.
>>739262for me, it's Dellyanon
>>739264Very based.
>>739262That's pretty gay
>>739266You know what else is gay? Your fucking face going through the wall because you're just jealous.
>>739268Anon, I am AsimovAnon, and I'm telling you that's really fucking gay
>>739264as long as you can compete with shef
I dreamed that people were making fanart of North Park and posting it on Instagram. I also dreamed of Max wearing Zachary's clothes and turning into a creepypasta. The art was uncolored though and very detailed. I can't remember any other interesting ideas, but the facial expressions were decent.
so.. hunger games?
>>739277someone's working on it I think?Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)
>Anon keeps saying they'll do an A2 HG>They never doSHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, GODDAMN!
>>739281If whoever says they're not hosting doesn't say anything by Sunday, I'll give it a shot.Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)
>>739281Ina couple threads ago said I’d host an A2 hunger games, and I ran and recorded a game but it was kinda short due to an early arena event meaning a lot of characters died fast. I tried running more games but had similar results each time and then other stuff caught up with me so I never got back to it. Then a second anon said they’d also run a game last thread but they haven’t done anything yet either.If people are okay with a game with lots of early deaths I’d be happy to use that first game I ran for this thread’s hunger games.
>>739249Y'know what, yeah, she's a 3rd grader.Other tidbits about her:She lives somewhat outside of town.Her mom is widowed, she's a math teacher at the high school. She has an older brother and younger sister.She becomes a forensic scientist in the future.Gives 110% during RPs.Fantasy AU: Druid/Vampire Hunter (picrel)Super AU: Kinda like Black Widow and Deathstroke mixed into one, with a hint of CableSpace AU: Mech Pilot space cop
>>739274Damn, and here I thought I was not gay.I guess I truly am like my creation. :(
>>739302>younger sister.
>>739305they are in the same grade though
>>73930710 second rule
>>739302Time Traveling Super Assassin: L35L13
>>739320cool
What song are they playing?
>>739394a very emotional rendition of the spongebob theme song
>>739394https://youtu.be/w4gXN4p-EkwOekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)
>>739394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9TT5kO4p7Q&ab_channel=PasteMagazine
>>739394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkVwZMjgjm8
>>739304Drewanon, you know that Asimovanon is a guy, you've heard his various voices.how could you not think that you liking him isn't gay as fuck?
>>739394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKSvDxkz1Zc
>>739320Mecha Cop Leslie
>>739443DAWWW, she's so cute! Look at her answering the call of duty!!!
>>739430Look man, I was just trying to be funny, I don't actually wanna jump the man's bones.
>>739264ahhh Delly, she's so cute..I just wrap her up in my vines and squeeze had and tight until she can only think of me and me only. Imagine consuming her slowly, ignoring her pleas, while every orifice is filled with corn syrup...She'll bear my seed and give birth to my horde.
>>739465Get off 4chan Maizeby your show is plummeting in ratings
>>739465post corn
>>739465alright thats a fucking beating bro
>>739465HAHA, Hey Kids!! This episode of Maizeby and Friends was sponsored by Green Giants* Green Beans, for when your kid wants a healthy snack for school!! Seeya next time!!
>>739481???? what's the * for?
>>739465Someone get Nightmare Guy, Maizeby needs to be corrected again
>it was at this moment when even Nolan was starting to regret taking that free advertisement deal >>739482subject to change idk
>>739444She has the legal authority in the system to do this to himCaptcha: RANRAN
>>739465
>>739504Keep her away from Cringe Kid, he doesn't need to be infected with her brand of Cringe
>>739512As long as he doesn't fall down the undertale and FNAF nsfw rabbit holes he should be fine
>>739513What do you think he does on Friday nights?
>>739542He plays Friday Night Funkin' mods
>>739555Friday Night Fuckin' more like it.
>>739558Cringe Kid is not Horni
>>739481>AAAHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE ME
>>739578>*saves u*
Future Leslie, age 2X, Forensic Scientist.Puberty hit her like a slow road roller.
>>738048>that segmented fucklmao thank you this cracked me up pretty good>>738688>>739112cute!! thank you anon! i really like these tiny series you're doing>>739264i love you too anon>>739465KEK
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https://youtube.com/shorts/kG-ebck2P58?feature=share
pls do NOT lewd Delly she is best girl and she is for hugs and kisses only, not to be violated
>>739738i will fuck her cast
>>739739NO YOU WILL NOT
>>739738fine, I'll lewd Dorothy instead
>>739740best secks i ever had..........................................
>>739741What are you even gonna do to her? You have to be careful what you do so she doesn't die from the shock
>>739746stop, I can only get so hard
>>739733Delleh!! Good to see yah!! staying away from the alcohol are we?
>>739746Stop. Heart-pumping life-threatening sex where I see and control the heart pumping is becoming my fetish. I'll take Dorothy... I'll take her ... to the Max. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY
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>>739788>another history test about whatever Chariot is autistically fixated on now Goddammit, someone get me out of this classroom!
gys guys remember the time, remember when i, remember that time *Sobs**tries to hold it in* *gags from sobbing**accidentally drowns a small child in my tears*
Mineral, Cassandra, Posie, Rosalind, Nancy, Trisha, Silvia all in the ball pit in their birthday suits. Now that's what I call diversity. Sooo many colors. Whooohhhh it's a double rainboowww all the way, double rainbow. We need more hair colors.
>>739806bot post
>>739808Made for Asimov-Prime's peen
>>739808What does T.T think of the newly released GPT-4 ? yep it released today, but for premium members and you're limited to 100 messages every 4 hours atm.
I just keep finding more fucked up stuff to fall in love with, like Kaiba and Made In Abyss wasn't enough. I have a thing for edgy cute things. Which of the kids is the most likely to be a pyromaniac? autism and schizophrenia is small time, who are the characters who are most likely to go full alter ego psycho on someone? please don't point out the obvious.https://imgur.com/a/oi1wLYp
>>739824is is still full of censorshit?
>>739836its fuller now, theyre working on limiting ways of getting around the limitations like asking it hypotheticals and making the program roleplay as someone who CAN answer any question (like DAN)im guessing one of the reasons its paywalled is to slow down the process or bored anonymous e-retards havin a go at cracking the system
>>739862that's gay and retarded
>>739299So just double checking, since it's been 5 days and no one else has stepped forward, I have a North Park hunger games session recorded that I could start posting in here, but there's a day 1 arena event and 23 characters die on the first day, including a lot of fan favourites. I'd be willing to post this one but just wanted to make sure since I imagine some people might be disappointed with that fact and would rather have a different game.
>>739891I say do it, /npg/ doesn't deserve anything nice
>>739891Do it, a short one now means we can do a longer one nextPlus, if this is the one ran by A2 it makes sense that it'd be a total bloodbath
Chaz is forboten from touching Tiddy, this is now law
>>739951if he can't grope the ladies of North park, who will?
>>739959Adults.Also how are his hands healing after Honoka broke them both
>>739960just so you know, his momma is kissing his multitude of booboos every night. Honoka can't play tsundere forever
Cyberpunk North Park, too close to Space North Park or does it have potential as a Roleplay?
>>740008y'know, we could just make it it's own real AUgranted, i don't know much about cyberspunk. Could you provide some ideas?
where the FUCK is that hunger games?
need...more mute and hansel interaction....gretel is fine too.....
>>740013I’m drawing stuff in advance for it to make uploading it daily a bit easier
>>740032yknow if its a wash its probably easier to just upload in one day
>>740024What kinda stuff do you want to see?
>>740034sex
>>740083cringe. Mute should stay a bitter virgin
>>740012Lisa has an army of drones to do shit for her.Melville is a corpo-brat that even other Corpo-Brats can't standAsimov is an illegal AIMaria is shockingly one of the lesser cyborged up of the cast
>>740090>Mute is Chariot 2.0
>>740090steve_from_dead_rising.pngNOT ON MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.
>>740119>HomelessOkay, that's too far!
>>740117Nothing wrong with that
>>740024>>740083How about something a bit more cute and less horny?
>>740164cute couple
Rick = outwardly hostile judgement Jane = quiet apathetic judgement
Penny is the better sister
I'm going to kill your boyfriend right Infront of you
i had a dream north park became twitter popular and was getting tons of fan art from twitter users, what the hell
>>740218lol, imagine the shipwars, shota fujos and twittertards starting controversy over whether they should like Zach or not.
>>740221its odd when people actually illustrate the age difference between the 4th graders and the 5th gradersbut i like it
>>7402256th graders*
>>740225You can get away with it with Mineral, since she has no other 5th graders to compare to (does Momo count?) Chelsey, on the other hand, and the other 6th graders all share a similar pattern of being slightly taller than most of the fourthies. Charles is quite tall for a fourthie, but I just chalk that up to Canadian genes. Same with Song-Hui and his Taiwanese genes.
>>7402306th graders can vary a lot in height, if you play TFBW and fight the 6th grade enemies you’ll see some of them are pretty stumpy looking.As for mineral I always try to draw her a bit taller than the rest of the 4th graders.
>>740202Why is she doing that
>>740233why aren't you?
m liking these drawings anonvery nice
>>740210That may happen, as it's about time we begin this thread's hunger games session. Asimov-2 is overseeing the arena and ready to deploy the helpless children of North Park into a bloody battle royale.
>>740237they are fun to do! Thanks
>>740244oh fuck
>>740244Let us begin...As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.>Asimov runs away from the Cornucopia.>Mineral runs away from the Cornucopia.>Dizzy throws a knife into Cindy's head.>Nancy and Melville fight for a bag. Melville gives up and retreats.>Dorothy runs away from the Cornucopia.>Rosalind runs away from the Cornucopia.>Curtis runs away from the Cornucopia.>Savannah stands perfectly still, hoping no one notices her. It works.>Trisha takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.>Rulf rips a mace out of Beansy's hands.>Billie takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.>Dull runs away from the Cornucopia.>Drew runs away from the Cornucopia.>Georgina snatches a pair of sais.>Lydia grabs a jar of fishing bait while Ester gets fishing gear.>Addison runs away from the Cornucopia.>Blenny runs away from the Cornucopia.>Crip runs away from the Cornucopia.>Max and Mandy fight for a bag. Max gives up and retreats.>Agatha retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.>Cringe Kid kills Hansel for his supplies.>Dew runs away from the Cornucopia.>Robert runs away from the Cornucopia.>Sydney goes out of her way to stop Delly from getting supplies just to spite her.>Mute runs away with a lighter and some rope.>Chaz and Penny fight for a bag. Chaz gives up and retreats.>Posie runs away from the Cornucopia.>T.T runs away from the Cornucopia.>Rayne grabs a jar of fishing bait while Rodney gets fishing gear.>Neil throws a knife into Sean's head.>Silvia rips a mace out of Fitzroy's hands.>Sabrina runs away from the Cornucopia.>Sid goes out of his way to stop Bennett from getting supplies just to spite him.>Linus runs away from the Cornucopia.>Jerry gathers as much food as he can.>Ashley grabs a sword.
>>740254Day 1>Penny and Crip trade outfits for the day.>Sabrina is convinced that Ester will betray her.>Mute makes a slingshot.>Beansy converts to Mormonism>Silvia stalks Dorothy.>Rodney constructs a shack.>Mineral tends to Posie's wounds.>Dizzy receives Tegridy Weed from an obvious sponsor.>Blenny camouflauges himself in the bushes.>Savannah chases Max.>Delly is convinced that Trisha will betray her.>Rayne and Rulf take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.>Neil and Melville trade outfits for the day.>Ashley spears Jerry in the abdomen.>Sydney and Drew join the cripple army.>Asimov thinks about home.>Nancy saves Robert from falling off a cliff, only for Robert to betray Nancy and push her off the cliff instead.>Lydia sets an explosive off, killing Sid, Dew, and Agatha.>Rosalind scares T.T off.>Cringe Kid and Addison give each other cute nicknames.>Georgina discovers a cave.>Dull runs into Chaz while he is taking a dump in the woods.>Mandy catches Linus off guard and kills him.>Fitzroy camouflauges himself in the bushes.>Curtis helps amputate one of Bennett's limbs after it got infected.>Billie dies trying to escape the arena.
>>740218what the fuck just recently i had a dream about north park blowing up too but it was weirder. i dreamt some toy company made a charles plush and people kept buying it and posting it not knowing what its from but assuming its a south park bootleg because well... you know. people liked the plush so much they drew art of the character and eventually someone found this general and spread it everywhere, we got a lot of people and tourists coming to see the source and spamming the thread and board, there were like dozens of posts every minute, mostly people surprised they found the source. was very weird. plush seemed extremely well made though kinda what it was real>>740221>over whether they should like Zach or nothnnngnnhhhgh
>>740284>Nancy saves Robert from falling off a cliff, only for Robert to betray Nancy and push her off the cliff instead.fucking brutal, the roles are reversed too.
>>740254>Lydia grabs a jar of fishing bait while Ester gets fishing gear.>Rayne grabs a jar of fishing bait while Rodney gets fishing gear.hunger game? killing? I just wanna fish!
>>740254>Cringe Kid kills Hansel for his supplies.kek, what supplies? The three little measly breadcrumbs in his coat pocket?
>>740254>>Sid goes out of his way to stop Bennett from getting supplies just to spite him.due to the stress of the situation, Sid bullies Bennet in an attempt to feel stronger, only to feel weaker than before when Bennet shows no stopping of his faggotry. Sid hates that he can relate to being a sad and weak little bitch doormat sometimes
>>740254>Neil throws a knife into Sean's head."what happen Sean, I though all those open world survival games would give you the advantage? HAHAHAHA!!">>Sydney goes out of her way to stop Delly from getting supplies just to spite her.lmao, that's such a Sydney thing to do
>>740284>>Penny and Crip trade outfits for the day.Jerry: *sniff* "YEAGH-Penny, you smell like a fucking sweaty degenerate rapist that just finished burying themselves in a 1 week old animal corpse! It's definitely an improvement over how you smell usually."
>>740284>>Beansy converts to Mormonism>Dizzy receives Tegridy Weed from an obvious sponsor.In a weed-induced weakness, Dizzy converts to Mormonism after Beansy spits the truth of the lord.
>>740296when did he find the time to paint bobland yellow?
>>740314it's actually just an empty Bobland mascot suit A-2 created from a bunch of junk. He was planning on using it on Cindy, but she died, so he painted it yellow and then lied to CK about Hansel being the man behind the slaughter
>>740284Day 1 Area eventAsimov-2 wants to see more blood so he causes the water level in the arena to suddenly rise, and the only way to escape is via ziplining.>The zipline suddenly snaps, causing Ester to >fall to her death.>Fitzroy manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>T.T manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Melville manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>The zipline suddenly snaps, causing Posie to fall to her death.>Max refuses to go ziplining, and drowns in the rising water.>Dizzy manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Robert and Dorothy won't stop talking about their life stories, driving Penny to suicide.>Rulf dies of boredom.>The zipline suddenly snaps, causing Silvia to fall to her death.>Savannah refuses to go ziplining, and drowns in the rising water.>Bennett manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Trisha, Rosalind, Curtis and Drew find a boat to escape on, but Drew is killed by beavers.>The zipline suddenly snaps, causing Rodney to fall to his death.>Dull manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Crip manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Blenny dies of boredom.>Asimov manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Chaz manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Mineral, Ashley, Sabrina and Mute find a boat to escape on, but Mute is killed by beavers.>Mandy manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Addison and Rayne won't stop talking about their life stories, driving Neil to suicide.>Sydney manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Beansy and Delly won't stop talking about their life stories, driving Cringe Kid to suicide.>Georgina manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.>Lydia manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>>740330Day 1 Deaths:>Cindy>Hansel>Sean>Jerry>Nancy>Sid>Dew>Agatha>Linus>Billie>Ester>Posie>Max>Penny>Rulf>Silvia>Savannah>Drew>Rodney>Blenny>Mute>Neil>Cringe Kid
>>740284>>Sydney and Drew join the cripple army.>Georgina discovers a cave.being a dumbass on this one specific topic should count as a disability right?
>>740284>>Rayne and Rulf take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.Rayne's secret: sometimes when she sees Blester holding hands, she imagines Blenny holding her hand instead. Rulf's secret: He took the fall for Lydia's bullying one day so she wouldn't get berated by her father again, it made him feel really heroic.
>>740330>Mute dies to beaversIf only Cindy was still alive, lol
>>740330you weren't kidding, A-2 wants these niggas dead as hell by any means. >Fitzroy manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.A-2, you really are a bastard.
>>740330>Drew is killed by beavershttps://youtu.be/wL4dOfgslio
>>740330>>Max refuses to go ziplining, and drowns in the rising water.>Savannah refuses to go ziplining, and drowns in the rising water.>Savannah chases Max.based Savannah not even caring about the game and just wanting to troll the hell out of Max, now he knows what it feels like
>>740331Night 1>Curtis looks at the night sky.>Georgina tries to sing herself to sleep.>Robert stares into Dull's eyes for an uncomfortably long time.>Crip cries himself to sleep.>Rosalind and Bennett tell stories about themselves to each other.>Asimov lets Trisha into his shelter.>Dorothy and Sydney talk about the tributes still alive.>Delly runs into Addison while she is taking a dump in the woods.>Ashley receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.>T.T rests her head in Rayne's lap.>Fitzroy and Sabrina hold hands while staring at the night sky.>Mandy lets Beansy into her shelter.>Dizzy accidently steps on a landmine.>Chaz sets off an explosive that catches Lydia, who barely manages to survive.>Melville sets up camp for the night.>Mineral looks at the night sky.
>>740337fitzroy is only mostly deaf, right? headphones might be the only way he can actually hear some musicspeaking of which i had an idea for the cripple gang meeting as adults and wanting to go somewhere, and Lydia drags them out to a nightclubGeorgina immediately gets wasted and is mad they drag her out before she could get roofiedRolf gets trampled in the crowd and then gets kicked out for trying to pick a fight and has to sit out on the curb with Billie, who cant go in due to the flashing lights, and Sean who broke his leg slipping on some spilled drink and is now sat outside playing this nintendosthe only two who kinda have a good time are Fitzroy, because he can actually hear the music for once and its nice and not too loud for him, and Dizzy who actually likes social situations and mayhem
>>740380>>Robert stares into Dull's eyes for an uncomfortably long time.kek robert does that thing blind people do where they just stare into the distance but someone thinks theyre looking at them
>>740339>Gay girl killed by hairy beaversIRONIC!
>>740353Tiny Savannah is begging for that Max D.
>>740380>Curtis looks at the night sky.>Mineral looks at the night sky.>Fitzroy and Sabrina hold hands while staring at the night sky.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZDNUqMeXVwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smc5FHbZtG4Kek.
Day 2>Fitzroy punches Asimov in the face, knocking several teeth out.>Mandy searches for firewood.>Georgina fires an arrow at Sydney but narrowly misses and hits a nearby tree instead, while Sydney runs away for cover.>Bennett and T.T work together for the day.>Delly is convinced that Beansy will betray her.>Ashley punches Rosalind in the face, knocking several teeth out.>Chaz scares off Addison with a plastic toy lightsaber.>Curtis searches for a water source.>Dull makes a slingshot.>Trisha fishes.>Rayne thinks about home.>Robert receives creamy goo from an unknown sponsor.>Lydia overhears Dorothy and Sabrina talking in the distance.>Mineral diverts Crip's attention and runs away.>Melville receives Tegridy Weed from an obvious sponsor.
>>740383cripple strippers...imagine...
>>740432but...how....does asimov even have teeth?
>>740380>>Delly runs into Addison while she is taking a dump in the woods.what happens in the bushes...stays in the bushes...
>>740432>>Bennett and T.T work together for the day.when you're so butch that the faggot falls for you
>>740432>Melville receives Tegridy Weed from an obvious sponsor.turns out he's allergic to weed. >>Chaz scares off Addison with a plastic toy lightsaber.nice of A-2 to leave everyone a costume in some random closet
>>740432Deaths:Dizzy
>>740492Night 2>Mineral helps amputate one of Ashley's limbs after it got infected.>Mandy bleeds out due to untreated injuries.>Curtis receives Tegridy Weed from an obvious sponsor.>Sydney ambushes Trisha and kills her.>Georgina convinces Lydia to not kill her, only to kill her instead.>Asimov, Rayne, and Sabrina sleep in shifts.>Dull and Dorothy tell stories about themselves to each other.>Addison tucks Fitzroy into bed and gives him a goodnight kiss.>Rosalind and Chaz take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.>Melville decapitates Delly with a sword.>Bennett is abducted and anal probed by Visitors, but is otherwise okay.>T.T starts digging some graves in preparation.>Beansy destroys Crip's supplies while he is asleep.>Robert loses sight of where he is.
>>740493lol, Killville, Melvillian. He looks so fucking stupid, i love him hahaha>Addison tucks Fitzroy into bed and gives him a goodnight kiss.I can't be the only one who thought that said something else for a second right?
>>740493>>Dull and Dorothy tell stories about themselves to each other."hehe..hey remember that time I saved you from that cave-in on the playground?" "The one you caused? Yeah, it was pretty frightening haha.." "good times."
>>740493>>T.T starts digging some graves in preparation.
>>740509>Asimov gravesIf he survives past her I'm gonna laugh my ass off
>>740493>>Bennett is abducted and anal probed by Visitors, but is otherwise okay.i mean, do I even need to say anything? Xeno is now seething that he wasn't also kidnapped and forced in the game.
>>740493>>Rosalind and Chaz take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.R: "This was the first ever straight ship commission I drew." C: "Oh hey, that guy looks like...wait, what is she doing to him-OH MY GOD!!" R: "Yep, I could improved on the coloring a bit." C: "Are they doing...wait, what's that near their..jesus christ.." R: "Yeah, I'll just stick to boy love instead."
>Nancy saves Robert from falling off a cliff, only for Robert to betray Nancy and push her off the cliff instead.>Robert receives creamy goo from an unknown sponsor.>Robert loses sight of where he is.I like to think the creamy goo cleared his mind and he had the horrible realization of what he did to his sister. What a fall from grace.
>>740493Day 3>Rosalind stares into Curtis's eyes for an uncomfortably long time.>Sabrina and Mineral split up to search for resources.>Beansy searches for firewood.>Sydney pushes T.T off a cliff during a knife fight.>Crip taints Dull's food, killing him.>Robert tries to spear fish with a trident.>Georgina notices Asimov and Rayne quietly talking amongst themselves and becomes paranoid.>Melville, Addison, Ashley and Fitzroy manage to melt Chaz's icy heart with a cool island song, convincing him to spare them.>Dorothy tries beating Bennett to death with a wiffle bat, but doesn't really get anywhere with it.
>>740558Deaths:>Mandy>Trisha>Lydia>Delly>T.T>Dull
>>740560>TT died before asimovHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>740563A-2 is a faggot cheater. It's clear who he wants to win
>>740564lol get filtered meatbag
no better way to spend your summer break than applying for a restaurant job
>>740558>>Dorothy tries beating Bennett to death with a wiffle bat, but doesn't really get anywhere with it.Dorothy constantly apologizing while trying and failing to bash Bennet's head in. Bennet is just glad it's not his dad hitting him this time.
>>740560Night 3>Dorothy kills Crip with a hatchet.>Rosalind tucks Fitzroy into bed and gives him a goodnight kiss.>Mineral manages to bribe Sydney into a temporary truce.>Bennett and Robert tell stories about themselves to each other.>Addison helps amputate one of Asimov's limbs after it got infected.>Beansy and Rayne hold hands while staring at the night sky.>Melville tends to Ashley's wounds.>Curtis is convinced that Sabrina will betray him.>Chaz lets Georgina into his shelter.
>>740626>Chaz lets Georgina into his shelter.Lol, Chaz is getting desperate
>>740626thats the look of someone who had to put up with her cousin's shit for far too long
>>740626everyone seems to want to protect fitzroyhes gonna win this one with pure moe
>>740558>>Melville, Addison, Ashley and Fitzroy manage to melt Chaz's icy heart with a cool island song, convincing him to spare them.he's entering his villian arc>>740629lmao, someone put him outta his misery
>"It's strange...The cripplefucker is dead, yet I'm still not satisfied."
>>740635makes sense, especially since he got killed by a weenie like Dorothy
>>740626Why does Fitz keep getting kissed by girls? He seems to attract women very easily
>>740684Women like the strong and silent type plus he’s a good listener
>>740285I would kill for a Nightmare Guy, Maizeby/Mazie or Squirrel Boy plush.A Patricia, Atticus, Kiddy or Asimov statue figure would be pretty cool Slappy or Bobland funko pop
>>740626Day 4>Fitzroy stares into Bennett's eyes for an uncomfortably long time.>Mineral, Georgina, and Melville start making a small garden together.>Asimov chases Addison.>Ashley dies of dysentery.>Chaz kills Sydney while she is resting.>Rosalind sprains her ankle while running away from Sabrina.>Dorothy notices Curtis and Rayne quietly talking amongst themselves and becomes paranoid.>Beansy manages to bribe Robert into a temporary truce.
>>740695Deaths:>Crip>Ashley>Sydney
>>740695OH NO!CHAZ HAS GONE FULL INCEL!
>>740699he'll complete his incel arc by winning the game and then having all the females compete the next one
>>740696Night 4>Georgina splashes a vial of acid onto >Bennett's face, but doesn't manage to kill him.>Curtis tries beating Rosalind to death with a wiffle bat, but doesn't really get anywhere with it.>Dorothy tries to sing herself to sleep.>Sabrina manages to bribe Beansy into a temporary truce.>Melville, Mineral, Rayne and Robert all decide to form a polycule together.>Addison sets off an explosive that catches >Fitzroy, who barely manages to survive.>Chaz is awoken by nightmares.>Asimov receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
>>740730The FeastThe cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.>Rosalind kills Mineral with her own weapon.>Melville decides not to go to The Feast.>Curtis sets an explosive off, killing Robert.>Bennett decides not to go to The Feast.>Addison decides not to go to The Feast.>Georgina decides not to go to The Feast.>Asimov catches Rayne off guard and kills her.>Fitzroy decides not to go to The Feast.>Beansy accidently steps on a landmine.>Sabrina dies from an infection.>Dorothy decides not to go to The Feast.>Chaz sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family.
Just a heads up I'm heading out of town for the weekend and won't have access to my PC so hunger games updates will be on hiatus for a day or two.
