prev: >>201274743Levan Saginashvili edition
there's a huge chicago vs boston rivalry playing out in rishon
>>201286475shut the fuck up
>>201286475You ever looked in a Zoomer's fridge?
>>201286486no>>201286487mostly the same garbage i had at that age
I see I'm gonna start intervening make decent news again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlWz_kZuWU
>>201286487Meant to reply to >>201286463Oops
Drinking a beer. Going to make some Kraft Dinner for lunch. Life’s alright.
My uncle Jose Rios got arrested for attempting rape
ran my losses up to $150I'm up overall but still seething
>>201286644hi schizojeet
Robinhood and Fidelity are gambling apps and the rich are profitting from your stupidity
>>201286804I can’t imagine attempting and failing. Not that I want to imagine attempting and succeeding, but I can conjure it.>>201286813You’re up counting from when? I cope by saying I’m up a few thousand lifetime, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’ve lost big this month
Some anon on /g/ gave me 1 BTC back in the day when it was worth less than pennies and I have no idea what my wallet info is
>>201286487I haven't but I was talking with my zoomer coworkers before and one them said she can't make pasta due to her anxiety or something it was very meme-worthy
>>201287030NIGGERYOU ARE WORTH 60,488.80USDOH MY GODS
>>201286813Have you tried those rocketman gambling games? I have won bigly with those
>>201286968I've deposited around $600 but withdrawn $1300
>>201287047Dated a zoomer who had never seen raw meat in her life and only knew how to cook with the airfryer and microwave
>>201287073Should probably go through my old PC's hard driveGood thing I never threw it awayHopefully I never formatted the thing but I can't remember
>>201287117Wife material
>>201287117i'll show her some raw meat
Women can know things but it is very hard for them to think deeply of things
>>201287111You’re doing fine. Be careful, though. If $150 is making you flinch at all then you really don’t have the money to be gambling. Not that I’m any better off. I once had a crazy swing on blackjack, a 16-hour session. I won’t bring up the numbers because you wouldn’t believe me, but I really should have quit forever after that.
I was really into daytrading for a while Made a few grand, withdrew half of it, and then made a few absolute stinker decisions and basically wiped what I had left Am like net $2500 over time but I've lost a lot
>>201287241I have a comfortable amount in my wallet and a loss limit of 1k, I'm just a very sore loser
>>201287241Now i want to know the numbers. Real or not, don't leaf me hanging
>>201287249Give it to me
>>201287298Godspeed
i had a weird dream that i killed a whole family and i was stressed that i'd never get a job because it would show up when you googled my name
>>201287117people online do the wypipo cant cook meme but it seems it's happening to every young person outside the thirdie countries
>>201287324What do you think your unconscious is trying to tell you
>>201287230Trvth nvke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeCkMIboKAk
>>201287170ask someone on /g/ to help you but don't let anyone near your hard drive. :3 >>>/g/
:3
>>201287311Alright, I deposited $70 dollars into my province’s gambling site. Withdrew $4450, all on blackjack. I was betting small and winning small for the majority of it, hence the long session. Near the end I was pressing it and playing 3 $100 hands at a time (still not the most degenerate sizing considering what my stack was by then). Withdrew at peak.
>>201287329if they have money and lets be honest most of the people you will encounter in your life will have money, then its reasonable to say they never cooked or cleaned for themselves. Yes a lot of us me especially are broke niggas right now but I assume a lot of you all came from a family of well off parents and good for them, But it doesnt teach independent living, how to cook/clean wash your laundry even
>>201287501I should add that once during this session I went as low as having $8
Insane Clown Posse said they dropped out of school in 6th grade because they already knew how to read
>>201287321thanks lad, I will update next time I feel like putting a hole in my wall (I won't actually do it though I am NOT a crackhead)
>>201286804that rascal
>>201287501>Withdrew at peak.Smart manI only ever crypto gambled with a fraction of the profits. Small numbers but it still feels bad to lose Never got gambling addicts.
>>201287564Good idea The rest is just indoctrination anyway Hard to argue when they're successful millionaires now
>>201287564based now they have a daily income merch music movies a festival cash cow every year what to u have nothing yea i thought so
>>201287329Mexicans say that as if 99% of their food isn't nondescript slop in a tortilla
>>201287364https://youtu.be/Qidyx3oXqpY?si=Thn9UwImUNltEVqMYou reminded me of this
>>201287446I know people who could help recover data, I don't trust /g/I probably have some dogecoin too
>>201287662bitch fcuk you SEETHING over mexicans for no razon
lol my nikka got a hard time understanding paco at the warehouse again
>>201287662That slop tastes a hell of a lot better than ice sandwiches with ketchup or whatever the fuck white people eat
>>201287564Shaggy 2 dope is half cherokee half polish lolmight be the funniest mix
Middle Eastern food is the superior brown people foodFor me?It's a crispy falafel and a lamb pita
https://youtube.com/shorts/QWZ1Y9a8Ex4
>>201287834People are going to make fun of me or call me a jeet, but Punjabi food slaps hard.
>>201287834Brown people are not a unified race, please stop saying brown people
chief keef makes me feel like everything is going to be okay
>>201287897Because a non-jeet could never differentiate between jeet cuisines, it would all be indian food.
>>201287904Illiterate retard
>>201286813>>201286804
>>201288007The restaurant I like is called “Punjabi [blank],” the fuck am I supposed to do? Forget how to read?
If you want actual flavorless slop go to a "soul food" placeSome are good, majority are women who are homecooks who actually believed people who said they should open a restauraunt
What's the reasoning behind having legal death penalty but not applying it?
>>201288133don't forget the worst customer service you have ever seen in your life coupled with an Indian level of unsanitary conditions lol t. unwittingly went to Atlanta once
>>201288153Reserved for things like treason, warcrimes, mass murder
>>201288153Easier than formally banning it. It’s like here with drugs being illegal but almost completely uneforced
Dem is the evil party and Repub is the stupid party
No Pizza, only khlav kalash
>>201288179If you're not black you may as well not go inI saw a lot of this "Support black businesses!" bullshit a while ago yet if you're not black the vast majority of the staff will be rude as fuck and your service WILL be worse and slower than a black customer
Caucasian food is unironically good
>>201288239
>>201288179>t. unwittingly went to Atlanta oncea place I have never had a single desire to go to
>>201288328This image implies that of the two parties, the Republicans are better at governing VERY outdated
>>201288328the red banners need to be swapped in this day and age
>>201288055What the freaking heck don't call me illiterate or retarded please it's very rude
Been cutting and have absolutely no energy I'm so hungry all the time bros
>>201288431Please be a brown woman *I kneel while holding out a bouquet*
>>201288369George Washington's Farewell Address>He feels that disagreements between political parties weakened the government. Moreover, he makes the case that "the alternate domination" of one party over another and coinciding efforts to exact revenge upon their opponents have led to horrible atrocities, and "is itself a frightful despotism.
>>201288369>>201288375why does the simpsond predict everything tho you cant argue with the logic
>>201288507Should have crowned himself king, man
Is it true trump is using ai images of celebrities supporting him now?
>>201288328>>201288529>Both parties bad What demon did they summon for this deep insight :O
>>201288611no that's fake news
me + who
Bros this is not greatOil level is fine car still enters vtec but rev limiter kicks in at 6k instead of 7600Idles fine no misfiresThe code came up when my header popped off the other day
>>201288619a fun demon youre obviously the negfun demon
Hit a big lean spike on startup too
>toilet is clogged the day after family arrives
Djokovic is a real human bean
>>201288907damn so VTEC ain't kickin in, yo?
>>201289248It is because i set my vtec to 4300 instead ok 6k like stock
>>201289075Zamn that civic is chopped and screwed
I had a very small window for viable twinkdom and I squandered it
>>201288278To be fair they also are rude and fight with black customers if they perceive even the slightest disrespect, they do be confrontational
>>201288179>worst customer service True>an Indian level of unsanitary conditionsNot even remotely true
>>201288907>>201289075ur a car mechanic?
>>201288153Abolishing it requires a law or referendum. A moratorium can be imposed by the president or governor.
>>201289586if it was that small then there's no point it's better to not have done it.
The USA has too many checks and balances
wassuuuuuuhhhI'm just tryin to chillnawm sayinsheeeithttps://youtu.be/6urCHFOCZxQ
>>201289586Twinkdom is overrated
Things will never be the same again, we can never go back
I'm also very confrontational
>>201288338I went to a chik-fil-a that was a sit-down restaurant with waiters and plastic menus there, I was then very shocked that not all of them are like that when I went to a second location years later
>>201289657>Not even remotely trueI exaggerated a bit because nobody can come near jeets but come on G, go to a ghetto mcdonalds and you'll see what I mean as well
>>201289661Just a hobbyist>>201289451Chyea dude, just a few shrimple mods
>>201289771Do you have the Warrior Gene?
>>201289785hmm my CFA is order at the counter and then they bring you food, they'll also swing by to see if you want a refill or some sauce or whatever, they come by way too often actually its kind of annoying
TMD
>>201289586Twinks are disgusting go to the gym
Forgot that you can log in to cars now. Wild
/x/ is a pretty fun and messed up place So many people who may be genuine geniuses People who are totally in the throes of mental illness People who are agents of chaos and actively trying to induce mental illness in others It's like a real mirror into the spiritual battle taking place right now. You can see the weapons and strategies right in your eyes, and it's hard to determine who is a enemy, an ally, even a unwitting ally, and who's just a victim of cross fire
>>201289960This one is unique apparently, it's called the "Chik-fil-A Dwarf House" and is supposed to be like the original restaurants. They even have green beans and cornbread.
*changes the password to your fridge*
>>201290226my fridge is analog
>>201290146Its not even that new of a car. First model year of that generation was 2003The hardware/software I'm using is mostly meant for tuning the ecu, but it works as a scanner
>>201290287*hacks into your smart toaster and changes the settings to make your toast too toasted*
>>201290332I know man, it’s just crazy to live in the future. It’s been the future for most of my life
good morning
>>201290404>west coast Good afternoon
>>201290445Shut up polar bitch. Nobody cares the sun doesn't come out for the rest of the year for ya
>>201290045leave him alone being a mollusk is not a crime
Carit
>>201290404morning bud
How are y'all doing today. My family threw me off for being a fuckass nigger
so this is itthe new
>>201290651you'll be okay
alri lads
I would like to start getting paid to shill for the Chinese government but don't know who to ask for payment.
I should buy an external hard drive.
this is itthis is the thread
alri
>>201290602every bun deserves a carit >>201290651what happened ?
>>201290706Buy 5TB.
Im trans
promgulating a poo
hello my north american brethren
this the new?
>>201290753yh
>>201290732Yes. Yes, that sounds right.
>>201286419who's this repulsive character
i'm the king of bongo bon :)
>>201290776the 'sehole after a kizza
why are the brits here?
The new as it FUCKING wereHere we all are thenThe FUCKING lads
hi yanksmight shit up your thread, see how you like itso that starmer eh? yanks? eh? what's he like then?
Farting in the bath and the bubbles look like the ones you get when you’re boiling old bones to make stock :/
mad how boring yanks are ffs look at the state of this thread, literally /deire/ tier
>>201290813yeah so grim lol imagine posting here regularly
Im a motherfucker
I grew up in a yank high school like in the movies with the jocks and the cheerleaders and the sports events and the planes doing fly bys and the dogshit unhealthy but oh so good food and the big houses and stuff
>>201290796Fuck off spainpaedo
>>201290776mihai would have loved this post
great thread you fat mongs>>201290829fuck off greg
ummm are we getting raided?
>>201290813it's awful kekhow do they have so little bants
>>201290838then I woke up
what the hell is happening why are there a bunch of british people here
>/deire/chortling
this thread is literally aliadiere tier
>>201290814Brian
>>201290838you grew up in one did you? what were you, failed aborted teen pregnancy?
*yawns loudly while tapping my fat mouth with my hand*Back to /brit/ then I guess
>>201290875this is the so-called new, as it were
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UeaKI1LFGw
Getting parasocial with a streamer. Drinking another beer
whom are you guys voting for? kamala right?
north carolina niggas during 1585 be like >>201290875
to all british posters:
>>201290932fucking screamgnagaigang
>>201290919Yes, at least 20 times in Pennsylvania alone
>>201290950Can I use tongue?
>>201290814scrimbly wimbling
I love and respect China and the Chinese people
>>201290932howling
>>201290932KTIM KTIM KTIM KTIM
>>201290971Geoffrey Chaucer moment
sod off, limeys
>>201290932whatever happened to roanoke anyway?
>>201290814lol at this pic x
>>201290991Good post. Might move to China.
>>201290991looks like you're pretty much there with that flag
>>201290917blog on you boring bastard oh my days
Thailand reports first case of mpox
>>201291101Done you there lads
>>201291191why do you post news headlines all dayno one cares
>>201291238Ktim
>>201291188that’s him done omdssss
>>201291242first good post i've seen in this threadgood lad
>>201291069The fate of the Roanoke Colony, which disappeared in 1587–1588, is one of the most enduring mysteries in American history. The colony's disappearance has been the subject of much speculation, with no conclusive evidence to explain what happened to the approximately 112–121 colonists: Joined the Indigenous Roanoke-Hatteras TribeA popular theory is that the colonists joined the nearby tribe, who lived on an island then called Croatoan Island. Some say the colonists may have intermarried with the tribe and had children, while others say they may have splintered into multiple camps and assimilated into the Indigenous population. Attacked by Native Americans or the SpanishAnother theory is that the colonists were attacked by Native Americans or the Spanish, who were at war with England at the time. Jamestown colonists reported that the settlers had been massacred, and there were stories of people with European features being seen in Native American villages. Died of disease or starvationAnother theory is that the colonists died of disease or starvation. Tried to return to EnglandAnother theory is that some of the survivors tried to return to England by boat, but were lost at sea or ran aground. When Governor John White returned to England in 1590, he found the word "CROATOAN" carved into a wooden post.
>>201291287More like stroking oak
I'm makin pussy niggas push the panic button
>>201291165China and Canada are friendly with a long history of cooperation
>>201291322are you pivoting to kitties in bee costumes now cute
Good morning - almost afternoon
>>201291287didnt read that sorry
>>201291042>kicking with your left legWeird.
>China and Canada are friendly with a long history of cooperationhttps://youtu.be/5tCMI0uKbBE?si=s-TdaeUDSohsAvDp
>>201291347Lot of Canadians in China is there?
>>201290353I'll kill you for this
Daily Reminder
>>201291238>>201291163Americans need to tar and feather this anon
>>201291242>Mpox Vaccine Maker Bavarian Nordic Shares Soar Amid Concern Over Virus Outbreak
>>201291369Yes, were expanding a bit. Reaching out a bit
>>201291461Ah shit, ty
ok bored now, go back to whatever nonsense you yanks talk about
>>201291435China is a very welcoming host country and invites people from all over the world to come work In China including Canada
>>201291486i like it im glad you’re expanding your horizons
>>201291401do you think it's because it had to be drawn backwards like a lithograph or something?
>>201291461Good to know. Thanks
>>201291527nigga
got my cup of joe
>>201291556I used to work in China and they pretty much only genuinely like wypipo foreigners. Xi even kicked all the Africans out of GZ kek
Poor little Britoid can't get any (You)s in the lowest IQ general, top kek.
>>201291461This actually explains why my recommendations keep getting filled with right-wing schizo content lmao, from sharing links here
>>201291624it's funny, this general replies to every other schizo and flag it shouldn't but not the britfags
/brit/ feels like its just one guy talking to himself but /cum/ feels like a community
>>201291733
>>201291647I actively watch rightoid schizo chud content like Leo Kearse and Douglas Murray tho
I remember once when I was like 9 or 10 nobody was home and I tried to make a box of Kraft Mac and cheese. It turned out all watery and disgusting and I started crying and angrily threw the whole shit away. I feel that EXACT frustration sometimes when shit goes wrong in life.
To be fair, repeatedly pressing the “Canadians are Chinese!” angle is pretty uninspired. It’s been done to death, and is barely even applicable anymore, what with the jeet situation superseding zhangs. No wonder nobody is getting baited
I've not had butter rum ice cream since I was a child. Do they still make it?
>>201291809I'm a minority in my own country, shouldn't I be getting the gibs now?
>>201291827I see rum and raisin, but not sure if I’ve ever encountered butter rum
>>201291830If youre white you must pay for Britain's colonial crimes. No exceptions.
>>201291784that’s so sad if i was there babysitting you i would have made you the best mac n cheese and you would’ve been so happy
>>201291772:D
I hope Quebec gets absolutely inundated with muzzies.
>>201291859>Rum and raisinThe fuck thought this was a good idea.
>>201291776>rightoid schizo chud content>like literally who and literally gay neocon Douglas MurrayHuh?
>>201291907It’s the best flavour. Pistachio is a close second
>>201291784that happened to me at the same age but i was making it for my family because i wanted to be nice but my brother looked in the pot, said it was shit, and then threw it all away
>>201291903Quebec gets a special pass to shut down mass migration. Sorry, Anglos
>>201291913
>>201291934I love pistachio. Fucking love it. In fact, I love pistachios without ice cream too
https://youtu.be/81_wLxjxmpk?Think I’ll have a third beer
>>201291940Damn son. But iktf my sister was a black hole of negativity and tormented me my whole life
>>201291940my family would play nice and pretend to eat the disgusting things i would make in my ez bake oven
Downloaded a free Mobile pinball game and now work isn't so boring. I actually got 2 and a half million points!
>>201292138>ez bake oveni always wanted one of those but was afraid to ask for one
>>201292162i hate when you play pinball and the ball just goes straight down the middle in between the flippers, there’s literally nothing you can do to prevent that
I thought the picks for popular songs to include in the new Deadpool movie were kind of odd. Like, Madonna - "Like A Prayer" was featured heavily at the end and while it's a great song and the version for the film was good it felt like a non sequiter in terms of music for an action film. They should have gone with a rock or metal song like Megadeth - "Holy Wars" maybe.
>>201292162RETVRN
>>201292186Yes however this game has a grave period of like 10 seconds. If you start the game and the ball goes down there in the first 10 seconds you get a do-over.
>>201292162down this load from my balls like it's job nigga
>>201292179why were you afraid to ask for one?
>>201291903they gotta speak french tho
>>201292253because they were always marketed to girls
>>201292253Probably too poor. That or le epic gender norms
>>201292263The frogs will speak Arabic and they will like it. Frenchies are basically Arab already anyways.
>>201292269that is so fucked up im sorry anon, im glad we’re moving away from that kind of thinking
>>201292231This dude take bubble baths.
Just use a convection/toaster oven nigga like damn
>>201292216[hidden test]
>>201292315I'm not. We need to clearly enforce gender roles. They exist for a fucking purpose. Without them you get purple haired otherkin freaks and trannies. Fucking societal chaos
>>201292377Yeah but you could have had a fucking ezbake without societal collapse my man
>>201292416The 90s/early 00s were a different time man.
>>201292377it’s just an oven toy for kids dude both sexes should know how to bake things, it’s just stupid that kids can’t play with certain things they like because it’s ‘not for them’
>>201287030I used to be in a group that was deep in the tech space and was told about BTC when it was worthless, long before it was ever talked about. I refused to buy any, when I could have bought entire BTC for around that $0.01 range.I don't regret it, because I still think crypto is a scam, but I do wonder what my life would have been like if I had bought a bunch at the start.I know I would have sold when it was around $0.25/BTC, so I know I never would have been a multi-millionaire, but it's something I wonder about how it would have changed the direction of my life.
hawk t'uah spit on that thang
>>201292464Just say you wanna be like chef boyardee and get your parents to let you use the real stove. Don't use something marketed towards girls. My dad caught me playing with dolls with my sister and told me to knock it off and I'm glad. Men should be masculine. Women should be feminine. That's starts from a young age. Otherwise you get all the literal insanity we have now
>>201292339I know we're fighting but seriously bath feel nice and we should all take them. Also it feel nice cumming underwater.
>>201292449Hey, I remember! I often think how different it must be to be a kid now. Certainly violence among boys is less tolerated than it used to be.
pain
it must be annoying for smaller countries when a schizo gets an area rangebanned. we never really have to worry about that kind of thing
>>201292553>Certainly violence among boys is less tolerated than it used to be.I don't know about that. There's certainly more of it but I don't know just how restrained it is, like in proportion I mean.
What are job interviews like in Muricahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZP3R_T4-1o
>>201292621Nun è overo, I was rangebanned on /tv/ for like 5 years. It only changed when I got a new phone and sim card
Anyone want to play Terraria?
>>201292632I’m not sure what you mean. Teachers used to let boys “fight it out” when I was growing up. I’m absolutely sure that doesn’t happen much anymore, if at all.
>>201292670After the initial penis inspection you have to do the marksmans test with rifle, pistol and shotgun. After going over your credentials you must make a passable hamburger for the interviewer. If this is successful you have the job.
>>201292756Beat Terraria on Master Mode last month, good times. Moon Lord can be cheesed be just building a long bridge and running away from him or the crack tree mount
>>201292807what inspection do the women have to do
>>201292886Nobody knows. Nobody male.
>>201292756idk how
>>201292867ew
>>201292867Mike Wazowski
>>201292756No. You wanna play pinball?
Really want me a slice of pizza bros
>>201292756Meeee
>>201292962With the convenience of the modern world you could have one within 10 minutes
>>201292216People ported it to Linux. Even more of a reason to get off my ass and switch.
>>201292775We weren't even allowed to play fight, or play red rover even in my school.
You know what's a good movie? Marty
>>201291966this is unironically why Trudeau allowed Roxham road to happen
>>201293000I could have one but I shouldn't Need to finish the meat I smoked
>>201292775You get expelled in a lot of places. I got a week suspension for attempting to fight.
>>201292993>>201292876173.240.154.246:26905Expert vanillaLarge world
>>201293119I almost spit out my soup.
can someone make the new soon im on my phone rn
I imagine India smelling eyewateringly bad
>>201293119I almost crashed my car
>>201293168MapChad needs to make his return and save /cum/.
I want to eat like the average American but I don't want to weigh 250lb
>>201293195into the bridge?
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>201293024Huh, wild. >>201293080Yeah that’s my sense of how things go now. Suspensions weren’t uncommon, but usually reserved for bullies preying on smaller kids physically. Fighting was tacitly permitted so long as no one got seriously hurt, detentions given out sometimes but not always. Keep in mind that I’m thinking mostly of elementary and middle schools here. Fighting was a lot less frequent by high school, and punished more severely. The winding down of fights I assume to be a maturity thing, and the increase in punishment was probably on the basis of “oh now these kids can really hurt each other”
>>201293304>>201293304>>201293304>>201293304NEW
>>201293248If you become a big muscle man not only can you eat like that but you have to, to keep your muscles.
>>201293312Too early you glory-hogging faggot
>>201293304>>201293304>>201293304MIGRATE
>>201290792levan saginashivili super heavyweight world arm wrestling champ
>>201293312Watch out the tranny jannies don't like early threads.
