lil timmy edizion
>>201296572hahahaha shieeeeeeed
boring ahh brit
THE SANDWICH IS IN THE STOMACHTHE HUNGER IS SATIATEDAND SLEEP WILL BE DEEP
Just got back from my night driveYes i played nightcall in the carYes it was fun and edgy
>>201296572Wouldn't it make more sense to kill her?
>last (You) was three threads agoshan't be counting any from this post and will continue on this excellent streak
why is spainmong so determined to ruin /birt/
Seven weeks of posting gimmicksSeven weeks of incel walkwaysSeven weeks of feeling guiltySeven weeks of staying up all night
nth for the baddiedem
>>201296628>Carbs before bed
>>201296696doesn't look particularly baddie
>>201296654resentment from getting bullied
Everything besides cricket baseball and boxing is a joke
katy using the habachi hitachi turbo when she married to dat lil nerdy whiteboy, he cant satisfy her no more hahahah LOL
>>201296701yeah, they make you sleepyexactly the point
lads should i watch tangled or the little mermaid?
*enters the thread*
just got here...can see it was a mistake as the threads in an absolute state...
>>201296724suicide is always an option
>>201296730ill tangle your little mermaid if you know what i mean
>>201296755the fabled machine operator
>>201296726not the point but pearls before swinebetter to let you wallow in your ignorance
>>201296670a fucking napkin
janny just did that finnish trannys thread in within seconds
how much black goonmeat has been hurled down her throat
So what if we don't have moneyWe have some other thingsYou know we've got each other babeAnd that's the important thing
do you think he wanks while making these posts
>>201296670he earns £100,000 every week to score goals so why didn't he score the goal
day 9239 of searching for good POV feet videos to wank to without success
>>201296808<-- your future
>>201296572Have you got futacazzi in your country?
>>201296717summer's a baddie, her cousin nat looks the most baddiest but she's the shy nice one
>>201296844my body will never be found
Doing a sexy calendar photoshot for 2025, I'm going to be sexy december with a scarf over my willy
>>201296863bore off 190
>>201296856>shyI've seen her doing very lewd things on the internet she did NOT look shy to me
>>201296670lool blud gave up
>>201296885seen her with the cronem too x
>>201296853i wish i lived in italydo you live near the amalfi coast?
>>201296711where am i gonna get a cannister of fucking helium from mateim not a clown
>>201296782no, please explain
any tucked up in bed man?really comfy blud
>>201296842Been there
>>201296913Nope
>>201296937yh...
like to hold the thought in my head that I'm respected at work for as long as I can without laughing hystericallyusually make it to about 5 seconds
>>201296917i'm not after youi'm hoping that "belgian" will top himself
>>201296937ktim from when i wake up to when i go to sleep + when i sleep
got the three hundred mile per hour torrential outpour blues on
>>201296905forgot your vpn x
>>201296952where in italy?do you even live in italy or is it a vpn?
>>201296711grim post pls delete this. don't want any of my /brit/ friends getting stupid ideas
cars are fucking epic manplanning my eurotunnel road trip as we speak
Need some real help here. Not proud of it but I've been speaking to a findomme for quite a while. Spent probably half my wages every month on her. Now she keeps talking about 'life ruining' and she's making me get a tattoo of Beverley Allitt on the side of my neckI'm worried because I don't want to do it but I really like her, and I'm worried that she has so much material on me that I can't really say noWhat should I do realistically?
>>201296937all ready for diego day
>>201296937don't have a bed
>>201297028diego and beer dayfriday really is a treat
>>201297005Cars are death machines, trains with private cabins are top tier
>>201297005motorbikes are better£20k will get you a brand new fireblade...a car that fast would cost £200k, plus you also have the chance to get splattered on a tree trunk
>>201296998Sono italiano e non ti dico dove vivo perché non mi doxo su 4chan, caro mia amica rapace.
>>201297001if there's a chance the belgian cunt will die, then i'll take the riski'd sacrifice a few /brit/ lads just for a chance to kill the "belgian"
>>201297049cars are little luxury hotel rooms you can take anywhere on a moment's notice, trains are just big tubes filled with other people's farts. what's not to love?>>201297075motorbikes are scary desu wouldnt trust myself on one
>>201297056the main reason ill never ride a motorbike is because it opens up my opportunities to end myself exponentially and i don't need that influence
>>201297056>pulls up outside your house with my white van>chucks your bike into the back with my pal>easy 20k, hard days work donethanks mate
>>201297056The problem with bikes is you are at the mercy of other peopleNo matter how good you might be
>>201296885I watched her stream with 3 other baddiedem's. nat was all meek, soogs called her too nice. it was cute xsoogs also dropped her real name. down the line I watched kait playing minecraft on twitch and kait mentioned she was playing with her best friend called(the name soogs dropped). now I imagine kait and nat having weekly minecraft sessions on their server x
>>201297075>I'm Italian and I don't say that I live perché not in my doxo su 4chan, expensive my friend rapacei'll take your word for ityou lucky bastardhow's italy these days?
>>201296572
>>201297146
my tv is 10 years old
>>201297095cars make me vomit and when at the border you spend half of your trip there huffing black smoke
>>201297099lol you sound like a pussy, if you had the bollocks to top yourself you'd just do it, you're just scared of going fast
>>201297146th is post was sponsored by the cronem lmaooo
Leftists think the world is one big primary school and governments are the teachers
>>201297146cloggy would've loved this post x
if i do a motorbike license do i need to take my own motorbike
this euro road trip is shaping up... the dolomites you say? don't mind if i do.... could even drift up to germany, pop over to poland, drop off a few supplies for the ukraine war and be back in time for tea... ideal
*guitar solo*LEFTISTS
>>201297186you dont know me or what i'm capable of*slips on a comically placed banana skin*
/brit/ road trip?
>>201297178dont even have a tvhavent had once since 2012youd have to pay me to watch the shite they put on there nowadays
>>201297244you can pretend you're on one
>>201297266*pays you to watch the shite they put on there nowadays*not so smart now are you?
Labour chimping out
>>201297263I'll bring the condoms
>>201297263got to be done, as it were
>>201297244i reckon the teacher has a spare you can use
>>201297244You need to buy a motorcycle just for taking the license. After you finish, the government takes the motorbike
>>201297244nojust google DAS near you, they do the full course and provide a bike to do it on
>>201296711Knew a guy who killed his gf and himself using this technique. They had a suicide pact. His mum and sister were preset broken up over it. Good riddance I say the lad was a cunt.
Get the bags inGet the slags in
>>201297336
>>20129729050 quid a programme, 100 quid on weekendscheers
190 would have loved to have been fucked up the arse by this post
The rite of passage Eurotrip before University. Great times.
>>201297343
>>201297365I had sex with my relative during uni and didn't need a Euro trip
what car style are you out of the top gear trioi used to be a bit of a james but have become more of a hammond as time progresses
>>201296726It's crazy how a nice meal before bed puts me out like Mike Tyson would in his prime days
>>201297453im a james, always have been
>>201297136hot, very very hot, and with very few people around if you don't live in a turistic area
gf sleeping now, time for a cheeky wank
Odds I go to macciesEvens I just smoke a couple of ciggies and watch telly in bed till I fall asleep
>>201297488dubs, fall asleep to asmr
>>201297476bro is sicilian
>>201297453In a behind the scenes clip when they were looking at their own cars James May's new Porsche 911 Carrera 4S was under the spotlight, he chose the no-cost option of having it badged to just '911' and I can't help but feel I would have done the same
>>201297453richard but became more of a may
>>201297476rate my italian accenthttps://vocaroo.com/1cP0bnjoBcS9
>>201297453Clarkson except I’m poor
Best Top Gear special?For me, it's the Polar special.
>>201297119nat reading /brit/ x
>>201297453I'm Clarkson with Hammond height but bald
this girl i'm talking to is ranting about how small her ex's dick waswomen are evil lads
>>201297476i'm not a fan of hot weatherdo you have mosquitos? I cannot stand thosei like it if there's no people aboutwhere in italy are you? not your address, just the areai met an italian bloke at a nightclub oncehe had a french lad with himwent back to their flat and did some bongsgood lads
>>201297610women talking about their ex in any capacity is a red flag
I make a banging meme every few years and nobody ever appreciates it as much as they should
>>201297610Stop talking to her then
corr loads of water
>>201297610grim
dance like a bellend
going for a bath you want anything
>>201297602sometimes catch one of the 'dem on stream but never seen a group stream sadly
Got the GP on
>>201297610No we aren'tMen are pigs
Had 2 oily wanks todayAbsolutely drainedDont know how i managed to spaff more the second time when i didnt edge anywhere near as much
>>201297706Men: WOMEN ARE BADWomen: MEN ARE BADWho is responsible for this??We used to be allies
>>201297652she's ready to go live x>>201297682same here, I was lucky soogs saved the vlog
got bummed hard
>>201297730what sort of oil?
for me its getting into a new relationship and when i've exhausted all of my jokes, funny stories, music and film suggestions and sweet talk i break up with them and find someone new
kinda bangs nglhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzdhr1N7LMs
>>201297753need a art hoe gf
>>201297759skill issue
>>201297776blog on
>>201297694where's the Belgian to scribe my thoughts
>>201297772poo oil
>>201297694100% AI filter of some sort
>>201297772sneed oil
>>201297772castrol gtx w40 pure synthetic
>>201297753docs are the most uncomfortable piece of shit footwear in existence, I just know her feet are destroyed and fucked up looking
>>201297753>>201297756>>201297694>>201297801tranny spammer / thot spammer = 190 = spainpaedohe does this all dayevery dayforever
>>201297772the one black people use a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiy5iOptY1sThe WOKE wouldn't allow this today would they
>>201297488Ffs I didn’t account for dubsReally want the 3 for £3Mayo chicken, cheeseburger, and chips>>201297502No I’m not into that at all
James Gay
>>201297856dubs means you go maccies, take it home and eat it in bed while smoking ciggies
>>201297853KINO ALERT
let’s be honest, there are no starving children in this country though are therethe only kids that could be starving are those of druggy chav scum parents that neglect them, at which point that becomes a social work issue not an economic or policy one
>>201297877cats face says it all really doesn't it
on my 3rd beer
Asian women cant driveWhy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_8zHnvudcdo you like this song
evens i have a packet of crisps and smoke a spliffodds i go to sleepdigits i do a gay porn dance and stream it for /brit/
>>201297929slit eyes, general lack of awareness
Watchin Blade Runner 2049 lads, very good film desu
/brit/ film group will be discussing 2001: A Space Odyssey tomorrow
>>201297879Hmm I like the way you think
>>201297948good film that, better than the original imo
nat wondering what the criac is
>>201297949le hal Xd so evil
american women are proof of a loving god
Dooku’s disillusionment with the Jedi didn’t often shake his exterior since he was, after all, a Jedi Master himself. However, one Master stood out to him as someone who embodied all of his disgust for The Order: Mace Windu.Windu held great power on the Council, second only to Yoda, and Dooku blamed a series of what he saw as political and moral missteps on him. One of the worst was when Dooku first encountered Jango Fett. They were on opposite sides of a battle that left most of its combatants dead, including 11 Jedi. Fett lost and was captured, but it was Dooku who was ordered to turn him over to the local government, who sold him into slavery.Dooku saw this as unfathomable because the Jedi knew what would happen. Angered that they were okay with slavery, he blamed Mace for the arrogance of the Council. Mace’s pride could also be seen when he refused to believe that Maul was a Sith Lord when Qui-Gon Jinn told him this because he felt that the Jedi would have sensed him.
>>201297948Watched swinger (1996) meIt was ok
Reading a book
>>201297972save your comments, however banal, for the review at 11pm tomorrow
>>201297960blade runner is my fave film possibly ever2049 is excellent but fundamentally not quite up there imho
soogs relaying the craic
15 cans of stella
friday tomorra
>>201297978Peng as
>>201297948watched it on my new POOLED couple days ago
#josiegang
raining outside so it is
>>201297634Yes, central Italy.We have a lot of humidity, and it's hot.It is the best habitat for mosquitos.
*yawns*
>>201298013haven't seen them in ages going to do a double bill tomorrow with my friday boozing and blogpost my thoughts
>>201298124can't wait to hear them opinionlad
>>201298023>>201298073190
loves his fuckin opinions does opinionlad
kamala harris has sat on my face and she REFUSES to get off
Consumed 1 bowl of cheerios with milk 2 actively yogurt shots (blueberry and strawberry)2 leftover kfc boneless fillets1 packets of sea brooks salt and vinegar3 cups of black tea with 2 sugars1/4 of a honey dew melon 1 cornetto1 pie and small chips with gravy 1 battered sausage with ketchup1 glass of tangoA small handful of sweetsA pint of orange cordial
>>201298041on a weeknight?
>>201297948I found the acting of the main villain women to be quite elementary, amateurish even
>>201298104ive been tucked up in bed for some time nowdelightfully comfortable
embarrassed yourself here
>>201298073nat rolypolying his face into floor for the middleweight belt
>>201298195190
happiness is a warm gun
>>201298219190
i'm something of a tumbler myself
>>201297877>horsegirlyjk
>>201298227190
>>201297948
>>201297595vietnam special springs to mind
Not a fan if blade runner Seen it twice, didn’t care for itSeen br2049 once and thought it was ok
>>201298261Shame about the face
>>201298236>girl
9am crew ww@
>>201298230is that so?
scottish tap water does not contain added fluoride
2015 was 9 years ago
>>201298303the heat goes on
if you could do ketamine with one celebrity of your choice who would you choose
>>201298346think we can all agree in heinz sight that the witcher 3 sucked
>>201298297Need to be active and sober at 9amNot looking good but getting my head down now in hopes of
wogs constantly streaming past on the street outside blasting music, giggling and yapping whilst high on gas, the pssssst followed by giggling as alwaysfucking junkie wog bastards ship them all off out of here
>>201298346never got to master prestige on bo3
Off to beddy bye byes One more sleep, one more toil
>>201298346bought a new pc for fallout 4, played it for about 10 hours
tim on a mad one
>>201298378shoot fireworks at them
>>201298352Matthew perry
>>201298378blud's raging that people are having more fun than him, rorke raging the people are spending time outside
bit of listening before bedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwas_7H5KUs
>>201298399goodnight mate x
is it a good night?
>>201298378saw two somalian looking chaps sat on a bench in the middle of the day with canisters and balloons all around them the other daywhat are they doing here?
should there be safe injection sites for drug addicts to prevent overdosing
>>201298399night lad x
>>201298451Yeah man good enough been on the booze
i've run out of beer lads
>>201298458Blacks just sit around doing nothing it's really weird
>>201298451yhalso on the beers
>>201298486never met a useful wogworked with hundreds of people in my career and yet never met a wog that contributed positively to anything
>>201296572just shaved off my pubes ladsit looks 3cm longer now :)
>>201298465there shouldn't be drug addicts so no
need a poshgothcoded gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PechxYNjfro
>>201298522might do this tomorrowwhat length guard did you use, or did you do it with no guard?ive heard girls dont like it when it's completely naked down there
>>201298458>>201298378>>201298427redpill me on nitrox, how good is it?
>>201298530but there are. burying your head in the sand doesnt help
>>201298573it's shit if you're sober or drunk, like 20 seconds of a highbut if you are on any other drug it's orgasmic and will send you to a different dimension
>>201298484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=187trX0mo1o&ab_channel=BoxofficeMovieScenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLfg5m3tnsdo you like this song
>>201298573Turns your spine into sawdust
got the aaron funk on
>>201298567>>201298567idk what are you talking aboutbut I use a fake 15p gillette like a proper poorfag I'm
>>201298628the only drugs I have is ibuprofen lmao>>201298661in a good way?
>>201298707>in a good way?no
>>201298681>mister cuckurgerman bros...
getting quadraspazzed
would it be considered paedophilia if, in the wizarding world of harry potter, an adult wizard or witch consumed a potion (ie. polyjuice, as seen in "chamber of secrets") which transformed their body into a kid during an act of lovemaking?their mind would remain an adult, they would simply take on the visage of a child. in every meaningful way except physical they are still a consenting adultthese are the sort of ethical questions we have to ask
>>201296711looks comfy
https://www.wikihow.com/Rizz-Gamedoing a game
neighbourberg got the ganja on
>>201298747>would it be considered paedophilia ifyes
>>201298747Freak
last thread was genuinely one of the worst /brit/ threads ive ever seen
noooooooooooooooooooooo
farting a lot rn
>>201298747You can do this in Four Elements Trainer
It's so expensive eating a gram of protein per gram of lean body mass everyday. Wish I was rich enough to eat steak and eggs everyday
>>201298747you won't get it since you're not a proper nonce
>>201298815gonna cry?
>>201298838your problem is eating animals
>>201298838How many grammes of protein do you aim for?
>>201298817bluuud
thoughts on aliens?
>>201298838eggs is like 2 quid a kilo at moststop being a moral fag and eat those battery farmed eggs
>>201298894They know already
>>2012988720.5/lb so 90g of protein. Completely arbitrary though
First time posting on my desktop after a 3 month ban, how are we all?Was banned for racism, but it was expanded due to having 150 previous bans.
>>201298894demons
>>201298894the movie or the theoretical existence of such?
>>201298861yeah i am crying actually, happy?
state of that scoreboard zero fucks given zero effort put in
I pirate games and movies, and I don't pretend that doesn't make me a piece of shit
>>201298915Why do you have a static IP?
>the movie or the theoretical existence of such?
>>201298926not for a long time
>>201298906An Indonesian disregarding animal abuse? Damn das crazy
isnt it mad you will never know what it's like to have a vagina
>>201296711If online racism is illegal then it should honestly be illegal to post things like this.
>>201298943he's just too retarded too retarded to get a new one & delete cookies
>>201298927Che so powerful he can beat the entire nation of Serbia
She gave me a lifelong fetish for unavailable older women
>>201298941... you didn't pirate Mass Effect did you?
>>201298943Honestly don't even know what that means.
>>201299005No, why?
>>201299005would you be mad if he did
"the goonies" would be a very different film were it made today
>>201299005I'll grab my Mass Effect 1 box right nowI pirated 2 and 3 though lol
>>201298995Just realised that it won't be long before they get Pedro Pascal to play him in a biopic.
>>201298998remember seeing a porn video where she got railed by that giant centaur fella
>>201298961my distant cousin legit own that kind of farmfucker earn twice than meit's not that bad, he let them out once a month to check their health
>>201298914and what would you consider a reasonable cost to hit that?
>>201299005fuck it have another (you)
Very much regret being PC player all those games I bought are worth nothing if I bought console games they'd be worth hundreds to some other millennial or zoomer
>>201299082Bro who the fuck buys physical copies in 2024 the year of our Lord
I got scammed by swap shops for all my games
>>201299063wogs like you should be kept in farms, desu a lot of you already spend 19 hours a day languishing in factories with the others living in poverty so I can't complain too much
>>201299082the whole point of owning a pc is to get ganes for free
Have a medical micropenis (diagnosed at 15)
Nobody is interested in buying my copy of Neverwinter Nights 2, a game I never even finished because I didn't know wtf was even going on in it
I'll be in Edinburgh for three days this week. Chippies and haggis aside what other local food should I try?
>>201299134I hear getting stabbed is popular
>>201299134Deep fried mars bar
gonnae get the new posted?
>>201299134Your mum's pussy
>>201299152>>201299152>>201299152
>>201298817hope i get a good score
>>201299120wish granted, mr lim already forced me to do 7 days 12 hours shift at the warehouse last monthsbut the bonus is great so I can't complaint
>>201299148I saw actual ads for that
>>201298838you don’t need to do this, it’s just one of those blanket recommendations but plenty of people do fine with less. I’m squatting near 200kg eating only 130g protein max at mid-high 80s bodyweight.
>>201299178fair bro I respect the hustle
Smoked 2 cigs and managed to avoid the desire for maccies. I think it’s for the best. Odds said no and I need to stop being a fatty
THE WOGS ARE DOING THE JOBS LAZY BRITS WONT DO STOP SPREADING DISINFORMATIONTHEYRE MORE THAN JUST BABY MURDERERS AND EXTRA BROWN FACES
