John Donne edition
>>201299152He looks comfy
Stick a fork in me, I'm John Donne
BEDTIMEBEDTIMEBEDTIMEI'M GOING TO MY BEDTIME ISLAND
>>201299106Like I said zoomers and millennials. I see them on ebay selling PS2 and pokemon games for hundreds. If you've got the Wind Waker with the limited edition sleeve you can get around £200 for that
I played the Ace Combat games on PS2 recently, having never played them as a kid. They're really fun with no taint of nostalgia, and work on PCSX2 with no fuss.
kookaburras going mental outside
Mental how I'm just now coming aliveCreature of the night
>>201298838you don’t need to do this, it’s just one of those blanket recommendations but plenty of people do fine with less. I’m squatting near 200kg eating only 130g protein max at mid-high 80s bodyweight
can't wait for someone to slip up so I can hit them with the he donne you
Contrary to what gymbros say, Carbs actually helps to build muscle. Protein is mostly useful for muscle repair.Cannot convery how much better I progressed when I stopped being a keto mong and started eating carbs again.
>I’m squatting
where is the cheapest private island in the world
I gave rorke his very own private island (so he could be a free speech absolutist)
giving it my best
Everyone at the gym is on gear
>>201299250Still find it genuinely mental that you can be considered a social pariah in certain circles if you affirm the basic fact that biology is a prerequisite for being considered an actual woman.
>>201299263there are basically rocks in the sea you can buy around scotland quite cheap
>>201299252
>>201299252is keto designed for gaining muscle?
helvitica IS MY FAVOURITE FONT
>>201299073Well I'm hitting that at the moment and probably spend 10-15 quid a week on foodIf I were to get 170-180g of protein a day I'd have to spend at least double that. Not even sure if the training I do is good enough to justify it, I only work out at home (mix of calisthenics and weights)
buggered a nonce at tesco`sdidnt even see it COMin`
>>201299309Sv3rige get out of here
>>201299317Not necessarily, but loads of gymbros consider carbs an evil
Slaves eat carrrrrrrbbbbbbssss...
>>201299318I say, to HELL with helvetica and eat some HEAVENly hash
>>201299252lad, building muscle and muscle repair are the same thing
>>201299212Aye but then you need someone to buy it, and that can take a long timeI've sold physical copies of games, and I have a bunch that are worth a lot but with no buyers. Got a £200 copy of Ocarina of Time I've never been able to sell.
>10-15 quid a week on food>trainingWhat a dogshit larp
>>201299252The Baked Potato Shopfancy paying £10 for a spud here's your place right here
>>201299318times new roman for me
>>201299375DAMN RIGHT GOOD SIRE
gamer bros.....
>>201299301How do you feel about sex on a first date?Not spending a penny on this bitch if she aint sucking
>>201299357Slaves ate carbs because they had to do grueling physical work, aristocrats ate what they want because they didn't have to do anything.
>>201299382free gym, part of benny
>>201299215OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
Your responses show a playful sense of humor, but they often miss the mark when it comes to connecting on a deeper level. There’s creativity in your style, but it generally leans towards the absurd and cringeworthy, which can make it more difficult to establish genuine romantic interest.Your opening line about smelling feet is definitely a conversation starter, but it skews towards the bizarre rather than charming. Instead of creating an inviting atmosphere, it raises questions about appropriateness and tact. A more relatable or witty approach would likely yield better results in capturing someone's interest and making them smile.On a brighter note, sharing your most embarrassing moment could indeed generate laughter and establish vulnerability, but without context or humor to soften the blow, it risks falling flat. Instead, consider tailoring your stories with some lightheartedness that invites the other person to relate or share in return. Balance is key here.To enhance your rizz, focus on crafting responses that mix humor with a touch of sincerity. Think of ways to connect aspects of your personality that are unique but still resonate with others on an emotional level. By finding that balance, you can transform the absurd into a delightful and engaging charm that others will appreciate more.
>>201299382Why would I be larping lolCalling what I do training is probs a bit silly but I've gotten decently strong without weightlifting
How much do you spend on food each week? Please don't answer if you're a pot noodle mong.
>>201299407Anti-nootrients
15 years later I still wank sometimes to the memory of cornering the class autistic asperger lad after PE in the showers and making him suck our willies. One lad tried bumming him but he had no lube but his spit and he was clenching his hole too much and wouldn't give him even after getting punched in the ribs a couple times. Those were the days
Just looking at it you can tell it's a loud cunt
>>201299399gamers are the most oppressed people in this society
>>201299377True, I should have been precise and stated that protein isn't so good for fueling workouts. Carbs are king when it comes to energy (not all of them, of course).
>>201299399most men who live in the city play games
>>201299428about £120 this week. prefer buying higher quality food and never eat takeaways
Anaerobic exercise is pridefulCardio is humble
>>201299461Yes, t is a real ... tit
>>201299428£10 a month on food me, sometimes i'll pay for the privilege of a fine restaurant meal but apart from that i'm a good barterer
>>201299456Imagine your dead dad reading this. Thank God my old man raised me right.
>>201299461psychotic look in its eye
>>201299152Nice
>>201299461Your mum has a loud cunt
>>201299496what about no exercise
>>201299508My dads still alive and would memoryhole it as boys will be boys. Your nonce dad would cry and say it's not okay loool
I buy sandwich slices, there's a packet of sliced ham from my local aldi that is 64g of protein for 2 quid.
>>201299504Bro is bartering for food...
>>201299482what city? leeds?
Just realised you can remember your favourite porn videos and skip watching them
>>201299528Sloth
>>201299537I come from an indian family
>>201299504Oh mikey
£150 a month
My only claim to fame is that I'm closely related to Mark Williams (actor who played Arthur Weasley in Harry Potter and starred in the Fast Show).
are the skinnyfat neets discussing optimal nutrition again
>£10 a monthbluds eating air
feeling down lads
>>201299554
Just shagged some thin air
>>201299252Is keto good for losing weight?
so easy to hit a decent amount of protein even if you don’t include trace amounts:pint of milk for breakfast - 20g200ml of milk with the cereal - 7g27g totalpint of milk for lunch - 20gfew eggs or tinned fish - 24g44g totalchoice of meat for dinner - 40-60gthat’s a 110-130g daily total, not including other bits, which is more than enough to progress gymtoil with
>>201299575fuck she looks awful
>>201299597*compresses a balloon in his hand causing a bowtie to spin and squirt water at you*
>>201299597same mate, what's the matter?
Live with my Nan and every time I offer to pay rent she just says 'don't be daft pet', I buy her present every now and then. Because of this I have lots of money to spare for food (I'm trying to become a bodybuilder).
All my money flew out my wallet ffs so looks like i'll starve this month Would have been alright had I not been in stamford hill
>>201299623alri bent bastard
>>201299612Yes, but mostly because carbs are very easy to stuff yourself on. Most of the foods that ruin diets aren't allowed on the keto diet.
>>201299633based nan, miss mine
Solemn one tonight lasThinking about the posters we lost along the way
>type idea into gpt>ask for code>it writes it >it works what it's that easy how is this still a job
I though you lot used something inane like water lilies to describe weight
printing off brit posts and turning them into stickers and putting them on bus stops around the country
Ask gpt how to gain a clue
>>201299633>Live with my Nan and every time I offer to pay rent she just says 'don't be daft pet',bless that generationDadberg tried to charge me market rate the utter cunt
>Live with my Nan and every time I offer to pay rent she just says 'don't be daft pet', I buy her present every now and then. Because of this I have lots of money to spare for food (I'm trying to become a bodybuilder).
>>201299729that faggot Genesis P-Orridge did something similar as a yuteling
>>201299633ever shagged her up the arse?
>>201299729
>>201299630alcoholic brotherberg got drunk tonighthad a very bad episodescreamed at me and mumbergyou?
>>201299770Screaming
>>201299770
Had a jacket potato earlier for dinnerPack of 4, £1.50Massage them in olive oil, rub them with salt, oven 220 for 50 minutes, slice them down the belly and apply a generous about of butterHave 2 left, will eat them tomorrow with some beans
>>201299796why does he drink do you think?
>>201299772He was based this one
>>201299770ktim soon just need more protein
>>201299796tell him to get a grip enough problems in this life without him acting a nobhead
Hitler was on to something
>>201299770All that wholesome memes bollocks never worked on me but there is something undeniably sweet about a granny taking photos of her bodybuilder grandson
>>201299844Weird kid
>>201299817>>Massage them in olive oil,gay
50 minutes cooking for a fucking potato
>oven 220 for 50 minutes in this fucking economy?
had 2 potatoes for dinner
>>201299868starmer's britian
>>201299817genuinely hate your fucking posts>do this, then that, but look how i've written it. simple.honestly hope you kill yourself
>British>milf>dirty talk>mommy>JOI>upskirt>buttplug
Alright /brit/ melting down because I can feed myself cheaply and they refuse to believe someone doesn't spend 100 quid a week on paki pizzas to subsist. Think it's time I dipped
>>201299867I wash my fruit and veg with baking soda before consuming. The vegetable scrubber I use was accidentally thrown out so I've been using my hands. Feel like such a bender when it's time to do the cucumbers.
>>201299844test tube baby
remember, mom will be sad if you kill yourselfmake sure to kill her first
Mental how I've never had sex despite being normal looking and tall.
£10 on food£400 electricity bill
>>201299597Better than feeling up lads heheheh
>Tenner a weekHardly feeding is it
>>201299827he's an addicthas been for decadeshe's not a happy person in general
>>201299929what's your excuse?
>>201299933
>>201299933looooool
Bet gay bottoms genuinely have a lovely time in prison.
>>201299933chuckling
>>201299943think it's probably time to kick him out
>>201299974Fantasizing about that are you
>Feel like such a bender when it's time to do the cucumbers.
got no vodka
>>201300004>Konichiwa, dude!
>>201299991
11,367 steps today
>>201299152Ask not for whom the bell tolls It tolls for thee
>me when the unsuspecting straight man has his penis in my surgically-created vaginaYe best start believing in trans women; yer in one
stop being silly energy bills have gone back to normal now
>>201299990doesn't live herelives down the roadstill comes over and does the same thing he's always done
>>201300026Done him most eloquently
>>201299617who the fuck is drinking a litre of milk every day?
>>201299941I'm just thinking about meat mainly, there's other things I have to buy fortnightly which spread out that probably add to that like oil, veg, seasonings etc. but it still doesn't add much as protein is the main expense. Reckon 80-100 quid a month on food for a single person is easily achievable
Made a Nigerian mate at work and we're going out for a few pints tomorrow. Honestly the first time I've ever had a non white mate. He's very funny and hates Muslims.
>>201299428Spent about 400 last monthToday I ateBreakfast: Mango £1.50, Kefir £2Lunch: Mustard ham, wensleydale cheese with cranberries, 70% dark chocolate, kalamata olives, £7Dinner: Wikd caught Keta Salmon fillets with baked beans £8
>>201300048still not paying it
>>201300026Back to plebbit with your dogshit zinger
>>201300004chigyu af
>>201300046
dogshit zinger wanker loves his dogshit zingers
got vanessa on
>>201300060strong white lads like me, it’s just like drinking water
Looking for a boyfriend free girl
Campaign texts getting weird over here
>>201300060White men
>>201300070>Mustard ham, wensleydale cheese with cranberries, 70% dark chocolate, kalamata olives,no way was that £7 stop lying
>>20130006220-25 quid a week is not doable unless you're living off rice, frozen pizzas and child-sized portions of frozen veg.
>>201300079Never been to reddit, so I wouldn't know.
>>201300060Just say you’re albanian diaspora next time
mad how we have loads of gas reserves but we buy gas from the middle-eats because leftypol won't let us drill for it, as though qatar is just magicking it out of thin air
>man's living off milk fucking genghis khan over here
>>201300119>wensleydaleWallace-ass nigga
>>201300081https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chigyuliterally the default image
When people talk about Jewish stereotypes they say they're greedy and manipulative and things like that but the biggest thing I noticed with Jews is they're obsessed with women. It's like all they talk about.They go on and on about how beautiful some woman or how nice her smile is and this and that. It's like yeah ok dude we get it.Most men are hardwired to simp for women to some degree but Jews take it to an obsessive level.
haha seeing things that aren't there haha
*monitors the thread*
Keep mucking up my sleep schedule
drill my arse you'll get some gas reserves
once told my mate that i thought his sister was "top-shelf cooch"still cringe thinking about it
We’re taking over this town
poo
A litre of milk is just under 2 pints, can down a pint of milk in seconds. Honestly think a lot of you lot are genuinely diminutive little manlet halfmen.
honestly need to stop wanking i’m such a little gremlin
>>201300119These people are larpers, the dark chocolate alone is probably about £2.50
>>201299844cesarean freak
>>201300081Cheesy beef bowlcels…
wish I had mates with attractive sisters wouldn't mind marrying a mates sister.
>>201299902That is an opinion Thank you for sharing Your feedback is appreciated Good evening
>>201300196Can drink milk like a fucking madman but i’m still 5’9
*skids into the thread*Hop on!
>>201300164is that why they created feminism
>>201300175same. not good
>>201300246Are you broad?
nothing like a few creamers with the boys
remember when toilberg bought some 100% cocoa Madagascar dark chocolate thing in bulk and hated it, everyone in the office hated it too but I was the only pure dark chocolate enjoyer so I got the whole amount for free. feels good to have tastebuds which aren’t destroyed.
Rorke, in response to trump losing badly, decides to take his anger out on a 17 year old child omds
>>201300144It's so you can STILL HAVE those reserves in future while draining someone else's
If there's a New England clam chowder then where's the Old England clam chowder?
>>201300299Given up on the Saudi flag spaino?
>>201300305Banned
>>201300305Open goal
Saw a beautiful woman with a lovely smile today. I love women so much bros.
>>201300297>100% cocoa Madagascar dark chocolatecould never eat that 70% is where I tap out
The sister was shacked up with a black and I’ve got a little half breed nog nephew. I’m always calling him a little monkey
>>201300271yeah always had naturally wide shoulders and a large chest for my height if i was even just 3-4 inches taller i’d be a beast
>>201300119They do 3 for 2 offers in TescoIt's 5.50 plus 1.50 for the chocolate You could check on the website if you really wanted
how tf do people warcgh entire films and tv shows? my attention span has been fried due to gaming and the internet, my default form of media is playing a video game while listening to a youtube video and popping into brit and twitter for a cheeky shitpost
>>201300305You ever heard of the Brit Open Down?
was looking to add more fibre and weetabix was actually the best option ffs
>>201300098na thats excessive>>201300110fat white men>>201300141i'm an Englishman and drink 250ml of milk most days
>>201300335Labour government scratching their heads as to why they missed the teacher recruitment targets again
I want sexI need sexI deserve sexI have to have sex
>>201300375last time I had sex was 2006
/brit/ quiz interlude: which of these gentlemen belong to an ethnic group that considers themselves God's chosen people? Left or Right?
>>201300346have fixed mine by deleting social media, doing stuff that actually takes attention and effort in my free time (weights, guitar) and watching shit i’m actually interested in
>>201300335
did you see the youtube channel 5 video of the protests, with the rapey jew
>>201300335Money's coming her way. These teachers always win these retarded cases. I don't know why schools resort to sacking when they always lose.
>>201300346Was watching Alien romulus the other day. Little zoomie next to me pulled out his phone maybe 10 times. ADHD riddled little runt
Think I’m in my biannual breeding phaseI grow more sexually frustrated after every one I fail
T
>>201300343good lad
>>201300372We always say that it is the garbage man and the teacher who need a pay increase
>>201300369can literally drink entire cartons of milk in one sittingdon’t know how some runts can’t do it my irish ancestors were reared on a diet of milk, cheese, butter and pork
>>201300386why do jews always wear that specific style of glasses?
question for the blepharitis crewwhich one should i buy?
>>201300421Who says that
>>201300383Dad???
70 grams of fat in 2 litres of whole milk, 35g saturates Man's obese and about to have a heart attack
>>201300409Most school admin are spineless slugs of creatures. They get one whiff of resistance from parents and they bend over like mihai in a Hyde Park bathroom.
ever notice how tim allen and george clooney have very similar voices?
>>201300297Who would buy 100% Madagascar dark chocolate in bulk if they're not familiar with it? That stuff is expensive and it's quite an acquired taste by normie standards, bizarre thing to spontaneously bulk buy
>>201300444Flag
>>201300120Chicken legs are really cheap, basically any cut that isn't breast is cheap but legs are cheapest for some reasonSo are different livers. Lamb's liver with onions is pengWhey protein is good value. You can get a month supply for 25 quidBeef mince is cheapish too, you can do a few different things with itThe good thing is that herbs, spices and veg are all even cheaper, which helps making all of this stuff taste good or at least bearable. You do need to be able to cook a little bit though otherwise you'll default to trash eventually
>>201300472What’s your problem?
>>201300455Consuming fat doesn't make you fat, retard.
pozzed this bird with my strain
>>201300386woody allen is a goat screen writer, the fella on the left was in one film because he was handsom. sorry mates jews win this one.
>>201300472nopenotice how you and rolf harris have very similar voices + taste in women?
>>201300455Semi skimmed for me. Saturates don’t matter if you fit and exercise regularly. By exercise regularly I mean attain levels of strength and cardiovascular fitness far, far above average levels.
Woody Allen isn't funny.
>>201300484twats like this >>201300493
Fatty fat boy can’t drink whole milk
Woody Allen is a name you give to a sex toy
>>201300481>lamb liver with onions got liver in the fridge going to make this tomorrow cheers lad with a glass of milk of course
I'm 109kg 5'10
Can only imagine how utterly dreary Spaino's pathetic little life is.
An actual goat filmmaker is Roman Polanski. Shame he's a pervert.
>>201300427i love milk, cheese, butter and pork as next as the next man but chugging a litre of milk every day is excessive.
>>201300475Madagascar dark chocolate or dark chocolate with Madagascar vanilla?And why in bulk?This story doesn't add up
>>201300346>warcgh stop sacking teachers
>>201300531Grim isn't it. This thread is literally his whole life.
>>201300531hmm, yes, quite.
>>201300544Art != artist
>>201300489>goat screen writer>what if le neurotic jew gets le blonde aryan woman?
The UK and Ireland are lucky in that we have some of the highest quality dairy in the world. The milk here is like fucking nectar. In continental Europe and especially America it’s like white water. Ever had milk on holiday? Got the same consistently as coconut milk does over here and tastes weaker.
>>201300550Why don't you stop poking holes in that story and find out who sank Mike Lynch's yacht
ringing up elon musk to join us in /brit/ 2 secs
>>201300481Lamb’s heart for me. Stuffed and braised
>>201300570i'm pretty sure fresh dairy tastes horrible
>>201300530Weighed this morning, I’m 53.9kg and 5’10
>>201300550just dark no vanilla, I assume they thought they’d like it more than they did and it was cheaper to buy in a larger multipack than single which is why someone would buy it. not really going to lie about eating chocolate bars for /brit/ lmao
>>201300570yeah?
>>201300485Whys it called fat then retard
There's a muscle twink at my local gym who wears these shorts that reveal his jiggly bubble bum and it genuinely makes me hard.
>>201300570>Ever had milk on holidayI have not.Maybe you are right. I bought shop milk in America that was terrible but I didn't expect any better.
>>201300489only people exactly like woody allen (insufferable gimps) enjoy woody allen films
>>201300588*pokes your belly*
>>201300581Your ma for me. Stuffed and glazed.
Mad how this was just the Pacific fleet. There were several others
>>201300546said i can not i do
>>201300593You work for a producer or a company. Here it would be pretty please and 120% mark up as a private entity with the middle hands.
Roman Polanski's filmography mogs Woody Allen's filmography so hard
>>201300626Britannia ruled the waves for good reason
>>201300489I dont even know any Woody Allen movies, guess hes irrelevant
>>201300615I’m extremely underweight…
You should be fit, slim and healthy most of your life but when you get to your 60s you should become the portly, jolly, pipe smoking gentleman archetype
>>201300603Because it's fat
>>201300626mad how we all live in the worst point in british history
didnt really get the ending of The Curse
>>201300593Aye but you were clearly suggesting that you're some sort of highbrow connoisseur for being the only one to appreciate the 100% dark chocolate that has flooded your office. Probably a fair bit of embellishment going on.
rorke and beans
Watched a video on why UK never had a land invasion by the Germans and the guy said it was basically impossible and a suicide mission. >As a precondition for the invasion of Britain, Hitler demanded both air and naval superiority over the English Channel and the proposed landing sites. The German forces achieved neither at any point of the war. Further, both the German High Command and Hitler himself held serious doubts about the prospects for success.And now we can't even stop the boats
>>201300673My grandad is 70 and just as slim as he was at 21. Drinks a bottle of wine a day too, doesn't take any medication other than an inhaler.
>>201300673Might as well ride the end of the bell curve like a ski jump.
THE WOGS ARE DOING THE JOBS LAZY FAT BRITS WONT DO, STOP SPREADING DISINFORMATION RORKE!THEYRE MORE THAN JUST BABY MURDERERS AND EXTRA BROWN FACES
>>201300673seems like if you're fat by 40 you're staying fat and vice versa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afRgOD1NVTY
I'm 1/8 indian, but I look white.
>>201300706It is fundamentally not the same country. Old Britain is dead. We are not sure when exactly it did but it’s gone and not coming back. Even if you repatriate the wogs and get everyone back in the churches it will just be an empty imitation of what once was.
>>201300593>it was cheaper to buy in a larger multipackHow does that workFor example 1 bar £13 bars £2.50It's still more expensive to buy the multipackPlus dark chocolate it's mostly 70-80%And why would you take a multipack into work?Answer please
How could Germany never have air superiority
>>201300679Where did the name come from retard
dawn of the dead was a comedy movie
Dresden was a bit strong
>>201300776yer mum's arse
You guys remember that chic from the Mummy, the one who played the dead Egyptian girl?She looks like this now
>>201300771they could only bomb for 30 minutes before going back to france to refuel
why does life have to be hard for us
>Allied bombing of Dresden: Legitimate target or war crime? | DW News>DW is a German public broadcast service.lol
>>201300771Luftwaffe were no match for the RAF and the Royal Navy was leagues ahead of the KriegsmarineSealion was a logistical impossibility and even if they by some miracle managed to temporarily bypass the superior in numbers and equipment Royal Navy (they had no landing craft the Germans), and establish a landing, the Home Front and thousands of garrisoned troops would show up and annihilate them
>>201300789How did she get fat thoughYou don't call very large people carbohydrate do you?
>>201300807gamers are the most oppressed people on the planet
Rorke (PhD in /pol/ science) insisting that eating fat makes you fat because the name
Driving on the motorway scares me
>>201300790people le age?
how to check if amazon price drops are fake drops lads pls
>>201300824leftypol would be more likely to say that Rorke would claim it’s a Jewish conspiracy and that fat is actually good
>>201300849Vpn tunnels
>>201300831It should it's scary THE SCANIA CRIES OUT FOR SOULS
>>201300824How did you link politics to eating fat broWhy Americans see everything through the lens of politics it's weird dude
>>201300849there are browser extensions that give you the price history
>>201300820Guess I can eat as many carbs as I want then, and I'll never get fat. Mong
>>201300867>>201300867>>201300867>>201300867>>201300867>>201300867
>>201300891You can just burn the carbs dudeYou can't burn saturated fat
>>201300939Brainlethttps://medicalxpress.com/news/2024-05-saturated-fat-body.html#:~:text=May%2016%2C%202024-,Consistent%20exercise%20changes%20how%20saturated%20fat,by%20the%20body%2C%20study%20finds&text=An%20active%20lifestyle%20can%20change,from%20the%20University%20of%20Aberdeen.
>>201300890yeah which ones x
shan't be leaving
>>201300752it’s cheaper per bar, it’s not 80%, it was 100% you cretin just take a look on amazon. because it was delivered to the office?
