zerg edition
>>201304359Late 2000s & early 2010s 4chan was the absolute peak of human culture & civilisation. I mean this 100% unironically.
Red Army were justified in raping German women.German women were just Nazi baby machines. 21st century they are black baby machines. A slight improvement.
it's dover for cork
>>201304402pict related
I would have been a part of the Wolseley ring I just know it
>>201304385bit too edgy for my liking
Rape is natural. I thought vegans liked nature?
Soul really matters to me.
had enough of bastards
need to normalise trans Atlantic accenthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/eb1hY4fFA3M
Soy vegans shying away from all the parts of nature that are real and sticking to the "seahorses can change genders" schtick
>>201304406You can count the number of species that rapes in nature. Every other animal does dances and singing or something like that to win their partner over. Humans and ants are disgusting
*haunts the thread*
mad how current 4chan would probably call old 4chan "reddit"
>>201304445didnt happen and he didnt exist because the british burned farms
>>201304440>You can count the number of species that rapes in natureYou can count anything to be fair
Did you know that hitler had an extreme femdom fetish and wanted women to poop on him?
>>201304443Terrifying reallyBecome even slightly well known and you can wave goodbye to enjoying any moment in public
>>201304447It was though
>>201304458I meant to say that you can count them on hand but you got me I am blown out of the stratosphere
>>201304445hes based
>>201304440
what football team do you support /brit/?
>>201304447Currrent 4 chan is redditAnd by that i mean all the oldfags thar congregate more in some places grooming newfags and generally jusy being massive cringecases who i despise
not a fan of the nazis personally
i found trollface and all that shite cringe the moment i came across it on facebook. if 4chan had still been like that in 2012 when i first started using it, i wouldn't have stayed.
>>201304486Liverpool innit
>>201304486Gateshead
>>201304486Barcelona, I love Messi
>>201304498>>201304486>>201304509FOSYEG
>>201304486Crystal palace
>>201304486rape rovers
>>201304486not interested in ball kicking because i have a brain
Sea horses can link tails so they dont lose their mate when the waters are turbulent
>>201304509>Mountain of Black-Ass-NiggasOh my daysssssss blud...
any sleep mask recommendations lads?
really getting into snooker. nobody knows what it is here. even in new york city, with 10 million or so people, you can't find a snooker table anywhere
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjM8Fi7J58
>>201304560snookermore likejooker
is anyone else incapable of watching a TV show or film without falling in love with / becoming incredibly horny over one of the female characters?
>>201304597yeah byproduct of my virginity
>>201304592well thats him done
>>201304560i'll snook yer balls in
>>201304597I want to fuck the therapist from the sopranos
>>201304597Blue-eyed women are unattractive desu.
>>201304597i don't do that, no
>>201304616more for me
>really getting into snooker. nobody knows what it is here. even in new york city, with 10 million or so people, you can't find a snooker table anywhere
>>201304379I hate suburbs as much I hate America
>>201304597No i dont have a sex drive
>>201304612do real therapists wear skirts this short
>>201304637ktim ktim ktim *starts flapping my hands and hitting my head while bouncing*KTIM KTIIIIM KTIMMING KTIMMMMM
business idea: permanent global virus that kills any virgins over the age of 21
>>201304627ktim but darts and table tennis
>>201304648>nobody knows what darts is in the UK
>>201304647business idea: permanent global virus that kills any human being born after 1st january 2000
>>201304647ah... so ive got 4 days left...goodbye cruel evil world
>>201304647>turned 22 this monthIs this some kind of personal attack mate? Genuinely wondering.
>>201304644There was someone who looked that and worked for our school library I tried to ask her out but she rejected me. I still hear the words she said >Your such a cool guy but sadly I am busy
>>201304597don't really care about any characters but get really into building the world that exists around them
>>201304672No fucking wonder. You asked out a middle-aged woman and were surprised she rejected you? Are you dense?
>>201304663>le young people badMillenials turning into the estrogenated and poor version of boomersHow the tables turn
unironically just shagged a 19 year old with fantastic chebs at her college dormlife’s good
>>201304673I love charactersparticularly fond of "e"
yanks trying to fit in by saying "chebs"...
>>201304691Zoomoids are objectively bad, yes.
>>201304698Holy fucking mother of fucng bloody benchod based
What's chebs?
>>201304710LOL LOOK AT THE IMAGE MILLENIMONTIM GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUUUU >>201304698Time is up...Die.... join dinosuars. Nookne remember you.
>>201304698boomers are based and gen x is cringe albeit
a dark shadow looms over the thread....a great big very fat man....with a penchant for the year 2016.....and a bloodthirsty hatred for youth...
Has anyone else noticed that all zoomers behave the exact same?Doesn't matter what country or city they are from, doesn't matter what their political ideology, cultural background or religion is, they behave the same and speak the same slang etc.You could meet a 18-year-old leftoid, or a 21-year-old "tradcath" right-winger, and they will act the exact same. Speaking in ebonics, listening to zoomer rap music and shit pop tunes, quoting skibidi toilet and other shit nu-internet memes, etc.Why is that? What causes that?
"oldfags" on 4chan are cringe asf. posting old screencaped threads from 2 decades to signify their seniority like its some sort of badge
niggas be angry as fuck bout this generation ish lmaoooo
>>201304753this post is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QChwm0w9nxc
>>201304686I was horny at the time and she used let me skip class in the library
>>201304768whats your problem
ngl lads, even thinking about living in places like Northern Canada, Greenland or Siberia makes me feel like picrel
>>201304698implies that the greatest generation was actually cringe
>>201304760>ishThanks for confirming you're black
>>201304748making a post like that is crazy
>>201304785live in the bumfuck woods of appalachia and love both empty forest and busy city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X0EsVa7YvY
>>201304785im pretty far out here its slightly nauseating
>>201304703sorry, did you fuck a 19 year old with fantastic chebs in her dorm room tonight? no? fuck off then virgin cunt
>>201304616i like the soft faced type not the traditionally attractive strong boned aryan queens that everyones into
>>201304790lmao im white cuh why you so mad for
apple ate ya
aussies fucking bastards make me sick, spider shagging freaks
>>201304800Crazy? Maybe. But it's 100% undeniable fact.
remember when hipsters were a thingi don’t as i was too young
don't care, had sex
>>201304821Same. And, to be honest, being blonde and blue-eyed is a turn-off to me now... I don't like that "pasty" look.
damn, might buy this. seems a great deal, the other colours are £10-12
>>201304748quit yapping
>>201304822Yeaaahhhhh you white nigguh? Nawwwww dats sum mad ass sheeeut yunowatahmeen nigguh...
howdy brit
>>201304785Pretty crazy how you can fuck off to the woods here and no one would ever be able to find you
>>201304865is that you?
>>201304870i would be able to
>>201304865P E D O P H I L EEDOPHILE
my quad broke down on the heritage trail today in the middle of the woods had to wait for fucking hours
want to buy some cool stuffwhat are some cool things i can buy off amazon
>>201304883
>>201304901Don't make that face at me, you fucking cunt. You'd be in prison, being hung drawn and quartered, were it up to me. Fucking little whelp.
sugaraww honey honey
>>201304900a corn cob pipe and dried blue lotus flower
say what you want about CUMala Harrisshe is an undeniable GILF
>>201304914sneedyaww seedy feedy
>>201304916don't want that stupid shitwhy don't you just suggest something normal? not this silly nonsense
>>201304927Agreed. She's extremely attractive
Hey someone falsey credited someone in the last thread as catyank but he wasn't me. I know because I am catyank.I don't know what made the anon think that. He didn't even post a kot.
ordered zinger burger box 1 piece chicken 1 slider
>>201304936lol'd
>>201304900fake poo. prank your mates
>>201304938Alriiiiiii catyank? Hows it goin de lad?
>>201304937yeh. mental she looks far better now than any pics of when she was young
>>201304941that's more like it but i don't think i'll do it
can never tell if my lizards enjoy getting patted. one gets stressed out so i leave her alone, the other one goes to sleep when i rub her head
>>201304938who is this cat?kittington poster / corr is a superior cat poster to you
>>201304950I love MILFs and mature women, ever since I was a wee lad. I thought Kamala was fit years ago, before she was even VP. Being into mature women is the patrician's choice, not all can take it
>>201304941more i think about this the more i laugh. my sister had young kids who come over regularly on weekends. giggle when i think about putting one on the floor for them to find and then getting down and licking it in front of them. we've got a cat so would be easily believed as a real poo.
Not illegal to poo in your hand and throw it out your bedroom window. I checked.
mental how yanks were /brit/ approved more than 2 years ago yet some of you like that aussie fuck still can’t accept it
>>201304997what if it smacks an immunocompromised baby in the face and gives it an infection and kills it?
The year is 2008.You come home from secondary school.You pop the GTA IV disc into your Xbox 360.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a_PRcVYX7gYou feel the SOVL
>>201305004good post good FUCKING POST
Man I am gonna go into debt to go to Scotland this year because fuck it I know my dad says it stupid
>>201305007Say it was a seagull. There’s no DNA in poo so they can never prove it’s mine anyway
>>201304960love that scene from idiot abroad where karl pilkington feeds the lizard a human snack and it enjoys it and hes like"weird how animals can be so different and that...still likes a hobnob"
>>201305015my parents wouldnt let me play GTA til i was 2016 (when i was 16)
>>201305004foy
>>201305038>2016 (when i was 16)You must be over the age of 18 to post on this website.
>>201305051youre old as fuck now that was almost 10 years ago :)
>>201304960there is no reason why reptiles should have a positive response to being touched the way that birds and mammals do, but who knows
DADDY'S BACK YOU BITCHESDADDY'S BACK YOU BITCHEEEESSSS!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93TW692tQb8
>>201304938Also this isn't the first time that such a thing has happened.The people of /brit/ must learn to read with a more discerning eye.
realistically how bad will britain get over the next 40 years?
>>201305050foy hasn’t been a valid slur since 2022 when we were /brit/ approved. https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/184732360/#q184734221
>>201305092Very :)
>>201305074Shouldn't you be in nursery right now?
>>201305105this is you
>>201305117This is you
>>201305117kahteem except im 24
>>201305103
trump lost
>>201305131nigga babybottom text
I am a baby in my universeI'll live forever
>>201304949https://youtu.be/fzqC9zFlj_A
epic rap battles of history it's catyanks versus spainnonce!
remember 2010?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
>>201305170i was like 5 years old
Middle aged women in tights.
>>201305194hm
>>201305194You must be over the age of 18 to use this website.
I hate being bisexual because sometimes I want to fuck a posh British man
>>201305197Mmmmmmm I like this...
thinking about committing suicide
>>201305213
>>201305194hopefully janny lets him appeal
why did i think these cunts were welsh?anyway... neeeeguh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
>>201305242>>201305203im 19 honey
>>201305233
>>201305250
>>201305234All posh British twinks will be manhandled and forced to be little spoon
daily reminder that mousenonce/currencyschizo does not understand income tax lmao
>>201305278i love mousenonce. he's my favourite ever 4chan poster <3
>>201305170good song that
>>201305285same hate when people abuse him
>>201305250i had sex with a girl your age (with fantastic chebs) today and i am 25. how does that make you feel you pathetic little coward?
>>201305300He probably mogs you
What a thrill...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
Haven't felt anything since 2008
>>201305300lmao who asked luh bro
https://youtu.be/5bn56wouOao
>>201305298That's what makes having him around so fun though
>>201305320Did you ever have a Newgrounds account, Catyank?
>>201305312he doesnt since he literally didn’t post with a get and I DID. >>201305300 see?! plus i had sex and i came inside her. her fucking tits jiggled when i did and i laid her hand firmly over my throat as i pumped my seed in her. she fucking squeezed my trachea til i couldnt breathe and i came even more. fucking peng college bint there.
>>201305320There was a spiritual change in August of 2007. I sensed it when it happened. Metaphysically the world went through a change.
19 year old Australian boys.
>>201305320>>201305347I talked about it with this anon on /x/.
@ that aussie… if you wanna hmu sometime…
>>201305330I like Salad Fingers and also I like the animations of Don Hertzfeldt.
>>201305374You never had an account, though?
>>201305386not twlling
/brit/ zoomer meetupwould be one for the ages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWZ9xwK5gskDONKEYKONG
>>201305347I conversed with the spiritual sun.I saw him on Primrose Hill.
Thinking about how I used to play little big planet with the guy that made that impossible quiz that was popular on newgrounds and the rest of the internet after I helped come up with questions when he was asking on deviantart. Quite a claim to fame if I do say so myself.
it's over for gamers
>>201305391I bet you did, you sly bastard.It's ok, if you were a Newgrounds denizen, you are objectively superior to the noise & rabble that makes up the average /brit/ thread.
>>201305407yea well i showed jetneptune /pol/ back in high school
https://youtu.be/zSCzORZQsjQ
Me?Nobody at allNoone in particular
I started both the baby sneed and the ‘rip baby sneed’ meme
If you weren't a member of MS Paint Brawl... then you simply didn't truly experience 2007 newgrounds... that's just a fact
RFK dropping out :/Got no one to vote for now Fucking cuck
It's no fair posh British boys are cute
ë (e with umlaut) is not used in German but it is in Russian
>>201305446nobody here posted on somethingawfulnobody here went on newgroundsnobody here played with a SNES nobody here watched ren and stimpyjust log off nigga. most of 4chan is zoomer and maybe young millennial dominated now.
>>201305458You take the brit boys, and I’ll take the aussie boys.*slaps your ass*Let’s get started.
>constantly makes shit up>whenever the desired reaction/response is given he runs with it and doubles down on his lies
Hope Trumpstein wins to be desu
>>201305456Me and my parents vote for Donald Trump.
What if we all kissed at the /brit/zoomer meetup
>>201305473Yes we did.Yes we did.Yes we did.Yes we did.Why don't you go and kill yourself, nigguhhhhhhhh? Most of my cock is rested firmly inside your little zoomoid mouth and maybe you can choke on it and swallow the cum, NYEEEEEEGUHHHHHHH???!!!
>>201305473I did all of those things, I remmeber paying for a something awful membership kek
>>201305494Nigga who is we lmao
>>201305494im young, virile, and fertile. i could rape you but i know youd enjoy it
https://youtu.be/4ozXwgGFr7k
>>201305397got 101% on this game
#stopindianhate
>>201305490wife material
Why does canada have so many esoteric tims
>>201305512I am is we, nigguh. I am is we!
>>201305530‘How you know I’m dominican’
well said jezstarmer is a coward
>>201305530What happens if you drink petrol? I’ve heard of sniffing it. Do you get drunk or do you just die?
>>201305530realistically, what is the appeal of drinking gasoline? does it get you drunk from the ethanol? high from the fumes?
Harris will win comfortably unless she majorly fucks up and calls someone a faggot nigger or something
>>201305546Too right We should import more foreigners to solve the housing crisis and cozzie livs
>>201305546>sir kid starver
>>201305533
>>201305555If only Trump didn't pick Peter Thiel's gay bumboy JD Vance as running mate... He might have had a chance...
>>201305551Think it eats your stomach lining but I doubt one sip is anywhere near lethal
>>201305571yeah bizarre choice l can only imagine a lot of money was involved
We were this close to having a real third party again
>>201305576Absolutely. Thiel & Musk have paid huge, billionaire amount of dollars to sway the Trump campaign away from national-populism, and towards tech-libertarianism
for me?good old days smoking weed with aphex twin while taking his tank out for a spin in Exmooraint spoke to dickers in yearssad how things change
>>201305603
American posters; does anyone actually LIKE Vance? Even if you're voting Trump do you know anyone thats like 'JD Vance? Cool guy very smart and likable'
>>201305603never happened
>>201305591>>201305605
>>201305571average vooter doesn't care at all, could have picked Pol Pot and it would make no difference
>>201305614yeah? get fuckedbecause it did happen
>>201305603jaypost
>>201305607noi hardly like trump anymore—although, his golf video was pretty nice
>>201305607Me and my parents are voting for Donald Trump. I also voted for Donald Trump in the Republican election a few months ago.
>>201305623It matters a lot. With that VP pick, Trump signalled he cares more about eccentric tech-libertarian Twitter gimps than he does about the ordinary working class American... One way or another, this will impact the campaign
>>201305636um cats cant vote m8
>>201305646>eccentric tech-libertarian Twitter gimps99% of Americans would give you the fluoride stare if you said this out loud
>>201305546Just don't see anything wrong with controlling the border.
>>201305647I onnly like Trump. I don't like any of the other politicians and I shan't vote for them.
>>201305659Really? Because I think if I laid out the ideology and the aims of the tech-libertarians, most people would be repulsed by it. Most humans aren't too enthused about the idea of being replaced by machines.
Honestly, If I was in charge I would have like heavy-duty machine guns stationed every 200m of coastline ready to gundown immigrant boats.Farage is right. Its an invasion.
>>201305673based
>>201305689>If I was
vote for a 3rd party always
I’ve just watched a video of a Palestinian man holding a child’s lifeless body, the boy’s skull entirely hollowed out, just a face remaining.At this point, it’s not the twisted freaks still supporting this who should make us angriest.It’s those who are still silent,
Might move to China
>>201305703Which one boss
*smugly remains silent*
>>201305726whats he gone and done that for then
>I’ve just watched a video of a Palestinian man holding a child’s lifeless body, the boy’s skull entirely hollowed out, just a face remaining.
>>201305716Nah.I blame the parents.Its just morally irresponsible and selfish to bring children into the world on any level.Their own fault.
lovely canadian women <3
lf l was living in an open air prison with daily massacres and bombing l probably wouldnt have kids
>>201305716
>>201305722any just dont support the political dichotomy
Rorpe is losing it at Harris’ stepdaughter being a sexy ass hippie bitch
>>201305781ugly af desu senpai (a lam)
>>201305781I would shag her absolutely rotten
>>201305781I saw a picture of her a few years ago and I swear she was better looking than that... Strange
>>201305781She looks Jewish.
>>201305736>>201305763get a grip you freak
>>201305769Well I only have the option of libertarians, greens, and some schizo Christian fascist parties now that rfk dropped out and both libertarians and greens are open border schizos
>>201305781
FUCK is happening in Ireland?https://x.com/morris_gnath/status/1826721303573004296?s=46&t=j8rJiUBgLlr2fw-k_vPwlA
>>201305793>>201305796Gay if yew wouldn’t
>>201305753my godwho is she?
>>201305822disgusting Babylonian whore
Life could be a dream, sweatheart...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM-Zb3I7WwY
>>201305812based mode activated
>>201305833Awww are you blushing lol someone has a crush
>>201305846This song was in the movie Clue starring Tim Curry.
>>201305781looks like trooned up daniel radcliffe
>>201305831sarah gadon
haha remember thiswhat a bunch of evil cunts
>>201305857Did you play this game, Catyank?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-655TqRBAuc
>>201305882Shut up you fucking cheeky cuntI'll wrap this bottle of magners round your teeth
>>201305860You wouldn’t say that to a beautiful tradwife would you!?
>>201305893you won't do shit softlad
>>201305898looks like my sister if she had down syndrome
>>201305887yes once I think my cousin had it
>>201305898I would unironiccaly bury my dick insider her and cum inside
>>201305898unironically looks like me
>>201305915May I fuck you in the ass?
>>201305781this is the twitter guy who pretended to be a black woman btw
>>201305925no my arse is flat and hairy and is an EXIT hole and will never be an entry hole
>>201305962>>201305962>>201305962
lil chuddy is really struggling if they best they can come up with is "this presidential candidate's family member is ugly"
>>201305959Shame… you can still suck me off
