julian sands edition
this is my theme when i'm about to blast you niggashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smWIqS3-x5Y
give poo
Forgot he died… grim way to go
CHANGE INTO POWERWE GOT THE POWERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASzrv_kEL3Y
I’m not gay, but when I stay up too late I start acting gayMeaning?
Sleepy time. Good night chaps.
remember when blacks were cool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3KvpssfXHQ
>>201306021no one is cool anymore THOUGH
>>201306021Not in britain though. Nigerians and Ghanaians were never cool.
>>201306069Caribbeans were cool for awhile in the 70s and 80s
give fartsand keep poo between brothers
>>201306069what about Jamaicans? Boomers thought John Barnes was cool and he even did a rap
>>201306088Caribbeans barely exist anymore in England. They were bred into the wider English population
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzSTaInjrxg
>>201306098Jamaicans are just Anglo-Caribbean niggas... I welcome them as my countrymen
>>201305997dying isnt grimlife is
>>201305997not far from hereI think about it sometimes
>>201306116He got caught in a freak rainstorm on a mountain called Mount BaldyPoetically tragic due to his fucked up hairline
the lads
>>201306138AWWWWW yeaahhhhMy niggas
>>201306128it was snow not rain and it was forecasted and usual weather for the area
bloodclart, rassclart, bumbaclaat
>>201306153FAHKIN raaaaasclat
>>201306138r.i.p. terry </3
>>201303568>>201303640
there is also nothing fucked up about that hairlineit's lovely
>>201306164
why'd you go and do that then
>>201306138Great band Love rat race and little bitch especially
Rorke’s the ugliest creatureUnder the sun
god is a girlshe's only a girl
>>201306258sarah gadon is the most beautiful
>>201306232old hag, reckon she must have been fit 25 years ago
>>201306273Fuck off back to /tv/, this is an Emma general.
Gadonschizo and emmayank are about to fight lads…
>>201305994
>>201306282nOooOoOoOonce
a more civilised time
Gn /brit/
>>201306441Wind WarningBlackburn with Darwen; Blackpool; Cheshire East; Cheshire West and Chester; Conwy; Cumbria; Darlington; Denbighshire; Derbyshire; Dumfries and Galloway; Durham; East Riding of Yorkshire; Flintshire; Gateshead; Greater Manchester; Gwynedd; Halton; Hartlepool; Isle of Anglesey; Kingston upon Hull; Lancashire; Lincolnshire; Merseyside; Middlesbrough; Newcastle upon Tyne; North East Lincolnshire; North Lincolnshire; North Tyneside; North Yorkshire; Northumberland; Nottinghamshire; Redcar and Cleveland; South Tyneside; South Yorkshire; Stockton-on-Tees; Sunderland; Warrington; West Yorkshire; York20 hours ago – Met OfficeAn area of strong winds associated with Storm Lilian is expected to move east across northern England during Friday morning. Whilst there remains some uncertainty about the ...
https://x.com/robotlover97/status/1826694725954666954?s=46
life is pure fun
It's hard being a shagger, sometimes i wish i was a complete loser freak like ya'll
>>201306522just screencap it bitch
>>201306554It’s a video fuckass ho
>>201306485my bad, had a bit of gas x
bit windy out
Two tier Keir trying to get me 6 years in strangeways for saying I prefer sandwiches to wraps in the meal deal. Sick of it.
>"My daughter was smart, attractive, strong, she did art, everything," the girl's father, Tony Csizmadia, said. "I'm feeling dead, I'm feeling out of this world. I can't describe it. She was my life."
>>201306589???
>>201306589vax status?
did three poos yesterdaymental
>go outside>get blownahha
Earl of Craven, Delumo, Riley Sticka, Maisiebro/sp/ migration, Milimeme, UTC stalkerCaralad, Jersey Sheikh, UKIP, slags and cripsGamergate, fappening, FWG mockerPoleaboo, Fat Cameron, pasty babies, Dave CameronK-On, moot is cucked, and the /brit/ >moyes meetupLisicki's Lover, haxball, moot trolls all of /pol/Thailad, Sersha, why's he walking towards the camera?We didn't start the banterIt was always flowingSince the board's been goingWe didn't start the banterNo we didn't mimicBut we tried to gimmickRedditflags, fedora hat, Fuck Off Normie TwatKev edits, George the Fifth, Mark's got a tubaCommieslags, Bataclan, Rorke's Drift, Big Man JanMigrant crisis, Hiroyuki NishimuraDormers, Rosy's bum, EU ReferendumTim Byrne, runt hunt, Dormers, kent"qt" is a cuntLudford, word filter, Leftypol, bollock busterBeto, Donald Trump, trouble in AleppoWe didn't start the banterIt was always flowingSince the board's been goingWe didn't start the banterNo we didn't mimicBut we tried to gimmickVietlad, Lei Feng, Oxford bender, London's pengEarly threads, Poley's trans, Alan the AlgerianToil looms, passmong, desklad, Mao ZedongSaffer, pet rock, cokemong's posted his cockTurtle, Jordan Knight, Anglo MosleyiteBradleyposting, do a poo, Image 1142Virgin freak, danekike, Janny's back, Josie's a big dykeLachlan, Radcens, simple as pintmenWe didn't start the banterIt was always flowingSince the board's been goingWe didn't start the banterNo we didn't mimicBut we tried to gimmick
I am extremely mentally ill and have been so for the last decade or so.What realistically is my best case scenario for life or should I embrace poverty (I'm 28) what should I realistically do?Should I top myself this weekend or do I have a future? (I have a metal illness where I believe every time I sleep I reset as a human and become a new human as bad die everytime I sleep and become a new human.
Might move to China. No schizos in China.
farting like crazy
>>201306720Tell us what’s gone wrong lad.Let us know.
An alcoholic is known as someone who drinks alcohol beyond his or her ability to control it and is unable to stop consuming alcohol voluntarily. Most often this is coupled with being habitually intoxicated, daily drinking, and drinking larger quantities of alcohol than most.
>>201306756Mmmmmmmad that
>>201306761nznz
>>201306720>I have a metal illness where I believe every time I sleep I reset as a human and become a new human as bad die everytime I sleep and become a new human.what are you worrying about then, none of this will be relevant when you wake up tomorrow
>>201306720just get outside and dance
YOU MAKE ME WANNA CRYYYYYYhttps://youtu.be/6a_PRcVYX7g
People be like “alcoholic should stop drinking alcohol”, “smokers should quit smoking”, but then repeatedly engage in their negative thoughts and mentally damaging behaviour and wonder why they’re so depressed.
>>201306774Because what is the point of my Life? Every time I sleep I become a new human so I basically die so what's the point of my life?
mad how ww1 was basically germany vs. the world and they still nearly won
>>201306859yeah?
>>201306859>they still nearly wonwhen?
>>201306942when the yanks saved your ass
>>201306968we werent about to surrender
might go the lakes this weekendpavey ark wants climbing i can feel it
Why do yanks say “you’d be speaking German if it wasn’t for us” if Hitler never had plans to invade the UK and even drew up plans on which part of Africa we’d get?
melting a poo
>>201307038same reason they worship hitler when the nazis thought america was a shithole full of subhumans and glorified britain
>>201307038>if Hitler never had plans to invade the UKreckon he kinda did somewhat
Final toil day!Beertoil tonight lads waheyyyy
On May 21, 1940, Franz Halder, the head of the Army General Staff, after a consultation with Hitler concerning the aims envisaged by the Führer during the present war, wrote in his diary: "We are seeking contact with Britain on the basis of partitioning the world".
Trampoline just blew up my arse
>>201307038Because they are the most ignorant people on the planet
>In December 2019, Angela Stevens’ 28-year-old son, Brett, travelled from his home in the Midlands to Scotland to meet a woman he had made contact with on the partners thread.>The pair rented an Airbnb and took their lives together.Reckon they shagged first?
>>201307161just got done reading this article myselfwhat's the website?
First morning in months that I've had to put the lamp on when alarmberg rang because the amount of light seeping through the gaps in the blinds wasn't enoughSummer...is OVER
The Molotov Ribbentrop Pact was signed 85 years ago today. It was kino, based, and opened up a new era in the history of Europe. The era of Nationalist Socialism and Communism.
arsehole itchingFel omen for the day I reckonSensitive to these things
>>201307038banter >>201307075Hitler grew up an Ameriboo playing cowboys and indians and nazis were butthurt that all of Germany's best came here.
>>201307175It'll be that one heathermong was spamming grim screencaps from for a while last year
fizzy cherry raspberry orange pineapple lemon limeade
can't tell if toil is very demanding or if I am just lazy
>'Chained slave-wife': Former hostage reveals Hamas forced her to wear a hijab, say Islamic prayers
>>201307075americans instinctively find hitler funny because of pop culture
the prophet mohammad fellated pigs
Wish I were a better conversationalist
>>201307277probably are when the topic makes your brain tick
toby alert in /cum/
>>201307289Chonker x
who needs the kwik-e-mart
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c204vn59w2goI thought balcony death was only reserved for mingers?
Well, it is time to go. The cup of tea, empty. The teeth, in need of brushing. The car keys, on the table. See you later lads.
Any physiognomists in?
>What kind of music do you like?>Do you have any brothers and sisters?>It’s hot isn’t it?>How was your weekend?I hate small talk. Shut up. You can talk about anything you want and you choose the most boring pre-made topics in existence that not even you care about.I don’t want to go through it. Jump to talking about what you want to talk about.
>>201307341*briefly lowers a copy of the Times to nod at you then goes back to reading*
>>201307360I don’t get it
>>201307277yeah
I've got 21 seconds to go
Work at 0600Currently 0200Not sleeping
>>201307423they look kinda dead
>>201305962what made the british nobility decided to step back from politic and just enjoy being the richfag they're?during ww2 the king still have say in military and politic some nobel house still active in the military, can the same thing can be said now?
do you mind?
odds cheeky wank evens goon sesh
>>201307449nothe royal family has almost no real power whatsoever
Welcome, I imagine times that give. Thing currently open telling, emptying. They teeter, I needle out blushing. They can't keep, or their tabloids.
What do you call this?
>>201307423all of my heart
>>201307363>>What kind of music do you like? >anything >>Do you have any brothers and sisters? >no>>It’s hot isn’t it? >yeah >>How was your weekend? >fine
>>201307483irony
>>201307423imagine pouring a pot of boiling water on them from your window
got my coat on and my wet weather trainers
>>201307506Do you think their skin would shrink up and peel like when they pour hot oil on pork or fish?
my top three music genres you ask?Hi-NRG/Italo DiscoGolden age hip-hopDoom metal
very rainy and windy out
candidates telling investors toilet industry versus demand in office is important and justifiable laziness
gotta be productive for a bit then ill chill
bit goncerned about the wind
well that's it for summer then, now for 8 glorious months of continuous grim windy wet weather
verify raining anyone window open
>>201307633deebly goncerned?
Wind just blew my skirt up and everyone saw my fat cock and balls hanging out the side of my superman underpants :/
>>201307535no idea, actually dont want to think about it. the pic just reminded me of that one webm of the nigga pouring hot water on a cat outside his window cos it wouldnt shut up
>>201307694the only language catbuergue understands
welcome thatcher in fort sumner there, not following eighties glories monthly on continued grief winding west well
Another dogshit zinger of a post
Bit bloody blustery out
shipping forecast is like spells being cast
and the dogs binge on all possibilites
>>201307779Sailors are superstitious folk
White boy autumn starts now
*farts* windy in here haha
Corr just what I was hoping for as we head into winter
>>201307814just put a jumper on
Just seen the moonWhat's he doing out at this hour I wonder
>>201307795corrrr *grabs my smelloscope to inhale the full bouquet of aromas emanating from your pooey hairy ringpiece*
Been working 7AM to 9PM every day of the last week and my managers still won't get off my case.
Bins on the ropes this morningWindlad remains undefeated
>>201307840*rattles your cage*
>>201307826up to something nefarious no doubt
>>201307853utter carnage
>>201307840Tell them you feel stressed and overworkedShould be their problem not yours
The thought of getting a job makes me break out in a cold sweat and I have to take a nap for a couple hours afterwards.
>>201307853we can rebuild
>>201307853it's all kicking off in Cheadle
>>201307853What’s it like living on one of these terraced streets? Is it not always loud and impossible to park your car?
sucking a poo
might get a 'bab tonighthaven't had a proper 'bab in ages
just woke up haha
>>201307902What you doing that for then?
Charlene
>>201307920for me it's steamingtoil shall be picking up a slab of piss on the way home
>>201307926i woke up 15 mins ago. showered and currently sucking a covfefe
the 'bab
>>201307930needed doing. not my call
>>201307920shouldnt really giving them your money
>>201307963Why is your tree upside down
Good day to be a flag or a kite I reckonBad day to be my frizzy hair
why are contractors ALWAYS latesick of waiting around for them just to open a gate before I can go and do what I'm ACTUALLY supposed to be fucking doing
octopus energy (supposedly the holy grail of energy companies) billing is so fucking confusing I have absolutely no idea if I’m being fleeced or not
>>201307980and who do you mean by 'them' exactly?
>>201307963we have some weird ones in australia. the one ive seen is like short but its wide asf, and i think someone cut an opening in it to go inside
>>201308027Skill issue
>>201308027the clue is the number mate - usually preceded by a £ symbol indicating that it is a monetary value
are midgies mosquitos
I just pay a brown fella £5 a month to run in a big hamster wheel in my garden connected to my AA battery charger
>>201308011albatrosses laughing all the way to the bank
>>201308050not clever or funny
Fat lass in a bright pink shell suitTimeless look
>>201308027im with them and they seem alrI
>>201308054no
>>201308081your thick in the skull
>>201308122but thermacell works on both.
Having difficulty in choosing which country to escape to
Train is delayedClassic
piris a bit of alright int she
>>201308153hope the wind picks up x
>>201308158imagine her tight arse and fanny and thighs wrapped around your willy
do other countries have a version of how both political parties in the US will play 'born in the USA' at their events, a song about how the US is a miserable place that sucks
>>201308158hellolovely tum you got there
>>201308175Sat inside currentlyQuite comfy
>>201308179bruce sold out he's a rorke now. it's a rorke song. deal with it leftypol. we won the culture war.
>>201308199Mate I'm sat down from youI'm going to say hello
>>201308125Would commit absolutely barbaric sexual acts upon her
>>201308199the virgin knees
>>201308199Why you hiding your creps
>>201308199Cool bag. Are you a hacker?
>>201308158id lick her feet and pits, drink her piss, and eat her hot steamy logs. anyone else?
>>201308216wish she would scran my knob like that corndog. my willy is a lot like a corn dog
>>201308158tradie's delight
question:Is it normal that after shaving your pubic area, the sweat from the region smells like vomit?Thank you
>>201308257i told you lad. the pubes are there for hygiene reasons. none of you believed me. you have to shower twice as much now
>>201308225Someone is sat next to me and I don't want to look like a complete lunatic taking photos of my feet
>>201308294Take a picture of yoursthen take one of theirs and wink at them conspiratorially
>>201308294but its not normal to photo your knees. they definitely saw that
>>201308306Nabbed one
chinese tonight lads?
>>201308316kek gay leg
>>201308294insecure little twerp aren't you. do you think anyone gives a single shit about you? arrogant prick
>>201308316Now we know who to look for x
>>201308326Might go entirely vegan. Makes my stomach churn just looking at that image
Got a sore gob from nicotine pouches :/
>>201308344going to look out for stabbing stories on trains this afternoon
>>201308326that's too much chinese
>>201308326proper ripoff now
mmm tiny pieces of fried gristle covered in thick batter empty nutritionally void starches and red syrup my favorite
>>201308229YesAlso have a change of clothes for the weekend
>>201308326might get a munchy box from the local chinky myself, here's a pic of the last one I got
>>201308409fob
>>201308316homo sex
>>201308367enjoy your mouth cancer x
>>201308410lovely bit of beige
My impression of was this:Full of wealthy suits, all trying to get to their destination, all dressed in suits and ties.Full of tourists, the museums especially were full of chinksPlenty of towelheads, not as many blacks and browns as /brit/ would have me believe, but still plenty of non-natives of a less desirable variey.The Bakerloo Line on The Tube was my shit, if you get lost, find the Bakerloo and it will take you where you need to go. The subway system was one of the best parts of London.
>>201308316not bad
>>201308444*My impression of London was this:Also left out that it was the greatest place I'd ever been.
>>201308418they're unlikely to cause cancer, but might cause gum erosion due to blood vessel constriction
>>201306629>>201306657>>201306202>>201306188>>201306182dont think this woman passes
>>201308409off on your holibobs are you x
>>201308418>if you smoke more than 35 cigarettes per day, you'll have a 26.4% chance of developing lung cancer by age 80.
>>201308519I smoke 5 cigarettes per day
>>201308444>of wasspastic mong ruined the entire point your post right at the start. delete it give up and kys
>>201308444london is the greatest city on earth
>>201308409>OspreyOoh look at mr millionaire over here with his cool bag
Got the Daniel bedingfield on as I wait for the train
>eating fanny causes mouth cancer>sucking dick doesntproof that god wants men to be gay and only men deserve sexual pleasureqed
frying some english sausages for me brekkie
>>201308418Thanks. Better than the lung cancer I suppose
>>201308539https://youtu.be/jdPcflGJDoMWhen a man is tired of londonhe is tired of life
>>201308539Maybe if you're a gay man and like getting stuffed up to the brim with SEMEN, do you understand?
>>201308562it only causes cancer if the woman has genital wartssucking a knob with genital warts on it could also cause cancer
>>201308532Smoke all natural tobacco
>>201308511Staying with dad at the weekendWe're going to babysit for my sister tonight and have pizza and then we're going to go to the lake district tomorrow and have a nice walk and then we're going to have Sunday dinner and watch the football on Sunday
this is my world today
>>201308599catherine zeta-jones has genital warts ?
Tree on the lineI repeat there is a tree on the lineNot sure I'm going anywhere soonMight tell bossberg I'm working from home today
told bossberg im working from dome. i.e. the dome of my penis (i'm wanking off the head of my penis)
>>201308631This wouldn't have happened if starmer had nationalised the trains
next theyll be telling you theres WOKE in teh bacon
just had a wank
>>201308628"Michael would like it to be known that his wife Catherine is healthy. She does not have the HPV virus. He doesn't know how he got cancer. He does not want anyone to think that it was from Catherine."
>white shoes
>>201308619good lad
gcse students waking up today having had their first stretching out by jungle bbc when out partying last night
>>201308658someone who didnt get cancer from their wife's genital warts wouldn't have to respond to these ridiculous allegations
>>201308675dark shoes are spacker tiercan't help it. a man is either a spacker or a poof. only women can look good in anything
Reckon I might be SLIGHTLY lactose intolerant because I poo an absurd amount when a drink large amounts of milk
>>201308690maybe he got cancer from someone else's genital warts
had a dream i was going to florida but the entirety of the dream was in the airport i never even got on the plane
>>201308742imagine a child at a hollyweird sex party getting a sti and having to live with it for the rest of their life
>>201308760was the airport nice?
>>201308760Had a dream that you weren't such a boring bastard, me
>>201308760this heaven. love airports. wish i could live there like tom hanks
>>201308736no they're not. you are a poof though mincing about in your ballet shoes.
>>201308760had a wank in the toilets of miami airport waiting for a flight once
Stuck on a vidya game but I don't want to look up solutions on the internet wiki because that's not what my forebears in 2002 would have done I must tackle this alone or via a game guru who will sprinkle me with magic.
>>201308740Think I'm a bit wheat intolerant cos my throat gets quite tight when I eat lots of bread or wheat beerLove me bread though so I'll live with it
>>201308766I'd rather not thanks
saw someone in front of me browse /brit/ on the bus
>>201308760would take too much brain power to generate florida . same trick that sitcoms do to keep costs down
>>201308810what game?
>>201308837i can see how that would work for a man buthow does a woman even do that
>>201308854least clueless incel
>>201308854could be a trans woman fucking it’s mouth like a fleshlight with her fem penor
Nice way to start my 4 weeks brake. First stop Mexico for 10 days
>>201308849Barbie and the Enchanted Forest
>>201308879i saw you in the airport in my dream
>>201308854Stuck it up her fanny innit
im such a piece of shit retard
>>201308890but what part pray tell
bit concerned about how much AI porn there is now
>>201308879Where in Mexico are you going?
>>201308849not saying cos you'll call me casual. also fuck off frog.
>>201308916got me doing some exotic wanks this
>>201308933Tell us the game daftlad
>>201308927The airport
>>201308933i wouldn't also this is what i get trying to help?
>You know, if you had, like, ham in it - it's close to a British carbonara
Just had a swig of a can that I use as an ashtray by mistake. Might kill myself.
>>201308916I don't get it, it looks so smooth and fake, dunno how you cretins can hard to that slop
>>201308969shut the fuck up holly and get them out for the lads
>>201308933why are you being rude to frenchanon
>>201308969would love to see her spitroasted by two black lads
>>201309008lol, got hard reading this
i see a fit woman and think about shagging her myself. imagine having such a low opinion of yourself you cant even do that and think about other men shagging them. very sad
>>201308994>>201308994>>201308994
Update: no trains runningI'm off home
>>201309049Yeah, and thinking is all you do virgin boy
hemorrhoid changing the timbre of my farts
>>201308962discrimination sucks huh? go lick a snail lmao freakk
>>201308854>he hasnt seen itlmao
