What Went Wrong Edition
Mad how Britain is supporting a genocide
my path to becoming a land leech>buy a bungalow>continue to live with the parents rent free>rent it out for income>let the parents move into it when they're old>charge them rent>sell their house and buy a bigger place to live >when the parents die move back into>rent the bigger place to pay to never have to work when im old
>>201309090Gyaaaaat
we're not part of britain
>>201309106Hope they release equity from it for several cruises and you get fucking nothing you horrible runt x
>>201309090imagine a mandingo meat missile splitting this apart
luxuries destroy the world
>>201309136She’s been blacked already it’s known
>>201309124
>>201309090
>>201309136Would genuinely be glorious to see a glistening chocolate bbc clap those thick golden cheeks
>>201309127jokes. i actually have horrible anxiety so i wont do anything except sit in my smelly bedroom and accumulating cash from the entry level job do then i will die alone and the money will get swallowed by the government
I start chemo today
Train driver going the opposite way said there was "at least four" trees blocking the line so there's nothing running for the foreseeable ahaTrees can't hack a bit of wind
bandle in two ampersandi in one wordle in three connections in one (no mistakes made)
>>201309150used to be part of a discord that kept records of blacked celebs never saw her listed
>>201309189this the new zoomer word for chemistry a level
>>201309189Godspeed
>>201309106howling you are gona be absolutely fuckedclueless mongs like you trying to be landlords in this super hostile environment lol lmao even
Wind just blew my cock off
>>201309189
>>201309189>I start chemo today
>>201309223>super hostilehowst'
im rich lads, just got a fat check from my former insurer. what should i buy?
>>201309124Maybe
>>201309266Freddo
>>201309266a PS5
>>201309266A clue
>>201309253no tax deductionsall legal rights heavily in favour of the tenant
alright?
>>201309301my willy would look like a space ship landing on that planet. probably burn up in its atmosphere
>>201309319>wahhhh why can't I boot people out of their homes with no cause and no notice
Cheeky extra WFH day this week Thanks windberg
Why don’t we just invade Norway?
>>201309332alri person from 19th century how did you manage to do time travelling
>>201309355forget Norway
>>201309370>forget it, Jake... it's Norwaytown
pt at my gym doesn't know i want to lick the entire surface area of her arse crack after a hiit session
wind's howling
>>201309448nekkers, gotta be
weatherlad loves his weather
>>201309425blog on incellord
>>201309425you should tell her that
>>201309425was messing around with a lad from grindr once and tongued his arse when it was a bit sweaty and uncleangot a cheeky stomach infection so will only do it after a shower now
>>201309514
thats enough /brit/ for me today
>>201309514>was messing around with a lad from grindr once and tongued his arse when it was a bit sweaty and uncleanlad, that's gay
>>201309514you need a hobby and/or mates adam. take a break from this place
>>201309560good post
>>201309175>smelly bedroomThe phrase is "smeggy bedroom"
>>201309514mornin' spaino
acb urr duu iet ole
>>201309514This might be a bait post but stuff like this is the reality for chichiman
>A "conspiracy theorist" who abused police when an anti-immigration protest turned violent has been jailed.>Grandfather Peter Lynch, 61, went to the Holiday Inn Express in Manvers, Rotherham, on 4 August with a placard which called police officers, MPs and the media "corrupt".>He shouted "racist and provocative remarks" towards officers and called asylum seekers in the hotel "child killers", the Recorder of Sheffield Judge Jeremy Richardson KC told Sheffield Crown Court during his sentencing.>Lynch pleaded guilty to a charge of violent disorder and was jailed for two years and eight months on Thursday.>"Family man" Lynch, who recently had a heart attack, had gone to protest at the hotel against immigration, his defence barrister said.>He had "a general conspiracy theory against anyone and any form of authority", and his placard referenced the "deep state" and space agency Nasa.Rorke’s grandda protesting against Nasa outside the migrant hotel
>>201309726Surely this is going to go down as the greatest miscarriage of justice in recent times
30 minutes of what some people call "time theft" under the belt already
>>201309803it’s not theft to reclaim your time from the oppressor (toilberg)
>>201309843yh
a circle? in a triangle factory?
>>201309760can't wait to shit on americans when they elect a black womanthey'll never live it down haha
>>201309843do you think he remembers this photo being taken
Fanta Orange Zero Sugar has sugar in ithow'd that get past ASA
anyone getting loads of spam from people saying theyve got vids of you wanking etc
>>201309945zero sugar ADDED*
>>201309951dont know because i dont check my spam inbox
might go for a walk might not
neighbour's son screaming like a mong
finding it hard to accept i have a gf now
got horny so i decided to meet up with a random bloke and swallow his shit particles
getting on the beers from lunchtime idgaf
>>201309986>>201310009>>201310022>>201310023blog the fuck on
whenever im extremely horny i still remain straight. nigga you're just GAY
>>201309726How is it a conspiracy theory that the government is a bunch of communists who deploy Muslim rape militias to kill white people, and are funded by the jews
>>201310052some people refuse to open their eyes mate
black coffee, two weetabix, apple, the breakfast of wastemen
shower tiem for methen WFH toil this morninggoing into the office this afternoon x
that yacht was only 50m underwater and 700m from a dock why didn't they just swim out
>>201310084mad how being young and not fat is all you need to do as a woman to have a pengalicious body
>>201310096nanobots got them first, haarp was only used to cover that up
She has a proven history of lying about and wildly embellishing work-related stuff, so she's definitely cried wolf enough for people to reasonably question if she's making things up again. She did it with her school job. She did it with the Emily Dickinson Museum. She does it with Pumpkin Productivity. She did it with her uni intern stuff.Every time it's a role where she spends a few hours a week (if that) doing almost nothing, but she'll either outright lie about the nature of it, or refuse to talk about it and lead people to believe that a minor, low-effort thing is a hugely important, highly demanding role.Content-wise it's always the exact same: She can't talk about the role, explain what she does or mention the ins-and-outs of what the working day entails or offer anything interesting because none of it's real. She's not been single-handedly running a company or teaching a class of private school kids. So all she can do is say that she was doing "waaahrk" for a chunk of fake time in a bland list of imaginary busywork tasks.I'd be surprised if this new "job" is anything more than a few hours of volunteering at her local library in another nepo role that her parents helped land her to pad her CV for her PhD application. She doesn't want to work and certainly won't want to commute, so I don't see it being anything more.
>>201309951yeah from ur mum as we sext and send vids to each other
>>201309951Once got tricked into wanking on camera. they even uploaded the video onto YouTube and demanded a ransom,but I just ignored them lmao
bossman calls diego fat cunt ÷÷
>>201310132get a life you ugly virgin
>>201310150dont know any "bossmen" and if i did why would they lie
>>201310148dont care if theyve got videos of me wankign anyway i used to wank on chaturbate for FREE
>>201310148youtube didn’t have a 400% zoom in function to see your willy so no one saw, don’t worry
gonna make a 3 egg omelette
>>201310180Stfu, I have a luscious thicc cock
>>201310183that's no omelette
There are so many ethnics everywhere now.
>>201310172What fragrance do you wear ‘iego?
>>201310220got many mate usually on that green irish tweed tho
>>201310220versace blue jeans
might eat pot mash potato instead
thought it was mick lynch on the yacht when the story first came out
>>201310052Well for a few reasons, rorke.1) they're not Communists 2) they don't deploy Muslim malitias3) a few incidents doesn't equal a conspiracy to kill white people4) they're not funded by Jewish people
>>201310220joop
>>201309136>>201309150>>201309171
>>201310244dont know that one is it any good?
cant believe that welsh bloke hurt those poor little girlsfuck welsh people
>>201310237diego what are your opinions on the shroud of turin
at first onana opened the scoringi was like aston villa have got it in the bagbut then lucas paqueta equalised, before duran scored.should be a rivetting race for the league title this season.
>>201310268its already been memoryholed
Listening to eurobeat anime remixes and shaking my little tushy all over my smelly bedroom
>>201310271not looked into it very muchi'm not against it being the burial shroud but seems very unlikely prima facie
>>201310260fucked it deegso
>>201310267AI SHITE
Just got called a chi chi man on the bus
>>201310215think they were all snuck in during covid never used to see them round here now there’s a proper darkie shop and black person hairdresser there’s so many of them
might put some bets on
>>201310295?
>>201310291it's very interestingeither it's the burial shroud of jesus or a legendary fake that's one of a kind
i trapped pls send help
>>201310319give me the tldr of research into it?
no kizzas here my lad
>>201310305don't think you should, you always lose
Deegsy do you own any flats in Walthamstow? My landlord is a short ugly bloke who looks about 40 and I’m wondering if there’s a tiny chance it’s you hahaI rent it through a letting agency
>>201310348won 1.59 on a lucky 15 yesterday
>>201310366...prefer not to say
as an asian man, i feel literally nothing towards the fact that some random asian woman i don't know fucking white men or black menbut why white men seethe when they see some random white women fucking black men or asian men?
>>201310346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4&t=3s&ab_channel=FabianoSousa
>>201310339https://www.youtube.com/live/HAbuG-oVq1Q?si=BcD2NzB08FLe5YW4father dalton is an expert (maybe biased, but he presents his arguments well) and can explain better than i canlong video but worth the watch (and there are chapters for the video that you can skip through)
The insane thing that no one tells you about the Shroud of Turin is that the two theories for how it was made are 1) a medieval monk invented photography just to fake it or 2) literally Jesus
diego doesnt go to the newsagents he gets his picaninny to go for him and buy fags
>>201310254Thanks for that GCHQ
>>201310409bore off 190
>>201310432least schizophrenic catholic
They call him 190 because whenever I see his posts I turn 190 degrees and walk away
>>201310428fucking hell 3 hoursoki rarely watch youtube videos as is but i'll try remember to have a look at it over the next month or so
I'm so imbred I'm my own granddad
>>201310346i swear, all pizzas now are like this. they're all "gormet", cooked in a stone oven, barely any topics, huge crust, and super expensive
>>201310532we starting to move away from the neopolitan trend in london (finally) now the most hyped places are new york style
>>201310518so you married your grandma?
>>201310532Get a 'aki or a 'urk takeaway pizza instead. Proper lush
Man, I had an idea for a bot hours ago and got so excited, but now it doesn't sound so great lol.
We really should do away with London. Horrible place.
diego if god was a sexy woman with a nice tummy would you have sex with her
>>201310557would never give my money to those brown hands
>>201310578incoherent gibberish
Wish I spoke a second language. Would love to be a suave English man who can slip into French or Italian or something like that.
morning wankeroo to an asmr slag making mouth sounds in my ear
>>201310583answer the rasclart question pagan
>>201310579youre eating pizza? it's almost always been made by brown hands lol
Me 'ead 'urts
>>201310587i speak the language of love if that counts
>>201310548canneit wait for australia to catch up to that stage>>201310557i like that style of 'za
>2 Kings 2:23-24 The Message (MSG)>Another time, Elisha was on his way to Bethel and some little kids came out from the town and taunted him, “What’s up, old baldhead! Out of our way, skinhead!” Elisha turned, took one look at them, and cursed them in the name of GOD. Two bears charged out of the underbrush and knocked them about, ripping them limb from limb—forty-two children in all!Diego, what did God mean by this?
anybody want to buy an xs barbour jacket?
>SHOCKING figures show there is not a single black or female police officer serving in two of the UK's police forceswhat can be done to address the chronic lack of darkies in the Cleveland and Cornwall police forces?
>>201310466t. 190
>>201310618get them inget the housedget them fingerblastedget them in the force
>>201310603>if god wasn't god but a sexy woman would you have sex with heris that relaly your question? and what's with the ad hominem>>201310615bruh this question is asked like a hundred timesi've even replied to it under this name many timescountless google explanationsi've made no study of 2 kings i'm not gona give you a better answer than any of them
>>201310615god is quite happy to murder children
>>201310548This post is bollocksNever seen a new york style 'za in lonners and every second pub is serving shite neopolitan style pizzas and nothing else
>>201310609i don't buy takeaways as i can cook for myself
>>201310652how out of touch are youstate
>>201310659Poofter
>>201310588based, link?
Being a bit more careful about my postings here since a lot of people are getting prison time for online posting atmwouldn't be able to live with the shame of having my poo posts read out in court
a cu brd rui ueo tl e
>>201310588alri, give us the link
Is God bald?
>>201310659takeaways are too cheap to even register tbqhreason i dont have that often is health reasons alone
diego thinks that dominos is new york style pizza
>>201310639...yh
Throw poo at the immigrants
>>201310670pooposting will be illegal by 2028
>>201310662Far less than you Diego, I actually have friends and a gf so go popular placesYou sit in your smeggy bedroom writing paragraphs about brat summer
>>201310704"sure" you do mate "sure you do" yet you don't even keep up at all with the food scene in london "sure"lol, lmao even
>>201310673https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWy7wFxwLok
>>201310702ah yescelts did throw poo at the romans who are trying to conquer breton
>>201310670Would take 1 million poo posts read out in front of my parents over a single blacked post desuImagine when Adam gets taken in it's gonna be a trainwreck
>>201310702see you in 18 months, buckodon't drop the soap
lads will stay at home changing nappies and 'working from home' on the computer all day while their missus goes off to work as a policewoman, spending all day in close proximity with a roided male officer in a tight black t-shirt, either talking in the cab or exerting themselves physically as a team by chasing down and apprehending criminalsthen the husband is surprised when his bird cheats on him. Come on now.
>>201309355You can barely even hold onto Scotland
>>201310702they'd love ithttps://youtu.be/3xnrbzfOiYE
>>201310736name one example
>>201309189good luck pal
Hope nobody reads out my posts in court. Having it be public knowledge that I've been samefagging would be the end of me.
killed my cactus so now have to get a replacement so my gf doesnt think l'm a total fuckup
>>201310715>lol, lmao evenI accept your concession
>>201310777most literate shuttin
>>201310716
>>201310766Hey 190
getting the minecraft on
>>201310727Screaming at the thought of a lawyer having to explain to a jury what samefagging is
diego taking hard Ls today
where should i shave my neck to
>>201310802hs?
>>201310784Pot and kettle comes to mind deegsYou don't even have a leg to stand on having admitted numerous times in the past you're a maladjusted freak
>>201310759
>>201310804go to a barber
making C4 out of my poo and attaching it to a migrant hotel
>>201310697Truth is, a good example of a Papa Peng's or 'minos is better than local places
>>201310811>>201310815heh
>>201310816never said maladjustedand i have taste and keep up with culture>>201310819her lmd is an incel
>my son might live to see a post white BritainFinally, we won against your empire
>>201310804Two fingers from the front of your chin Hug the jawline on the cornersJust around or below the cheek bones
>>201310840no it isnt jeff
Everybody says diego. Nobody says livestay.
>>201310882LOL
>>201310811>>201310815>Diego is on a VPNOmg
>>201310891bro burst out laughing
>>201310877That looks like a 99p frozen pizza from the 'aki shop
>>201310917soo so peng~
>provincials getting excited about the new neopolitsn pizza van that pulls up on the high street once per week>they dont realise that london moved on from that trend so lpng agolol lmao even
190 here AMA
gusset of my trousers keeps on wearing awaydont know whymust be my cock and balls
>>201310924howling you've done him deegz
>>201310924Still malding over this point I see
Pizza van? The fuck
If I ever bothered to get my autism diagnosed I could take every employer I've ever had to the cleaners for discrimination.
>>201310944pathetic isnt he.
>"9 month old dead" makes you smile?>have you ever loved anybody?>ever had a family?>a younger sibling?>has anyone you care about died?>it's fucking traumatic
>>201310946horrendous how non londoners live isnt it
just realised that russia is a multi-culti country too
>>201310979Still summer holidays mate nobody is going to get this
went to thomas jeffersons gaffcan tell he was a bit of a wrong 'unhad a marble bust made of himself and use to sit on his mountain with a telescope to watch people working in the town belowtried to re-invent the clock and ended up cutting holes in his floor to make it work because he cocked up the mathshad a concubine slave girlright wrong un
why were so many films from 2005 memoryholed lads?chicken little, shark boy and lava girl, hoodwinked, zathura, i'm quite sure no one remembers these except me
>>201311001all due respect have you every looked at a map?
Gonna tell my niece that you guys are my friends so she can tell her friends stuff like "my uncle is friend of charli's cousin".
@diego
>>201310944?>>201310989hs?
>>201311031bizarre post
>>201311029wtf charli's cousin is her?
>>201311014>Why does nobody remember shit kids films from 20 years agoTruly a mystery
ate the mrs out this morning before she had a showerpeng
>>201311050sparked that fat aussie out
>>201311031why would yuo think I want to see this???
>>201311050there are shittier films from longer ago that people remember
>>201311052the cronem crepes as it were
>>201311014cancelled by wokes
>>201311043He never said he doesn't use /brit/...
>>201311061Name 4.
>>201311052hope she cheats on you with a bbc
i played ghost of tsushima, i know japanmongol bastards
>>201311058They posted a video of them fuckingThey made enough money to own a house
>>201311088
>>201311052was messing around with a lad from grindr once and tongued his arse when it was a bit sweaty and uncleangot a cheeky stomach infection so will only do it after a shower now
>>201311089bizarre post
b cr aru uut dee il o
>>201311089dont care
>>201311077can't be arsed to bring them to my recollection right now but i'm sure i could if i were as invested in this conversation as i might've seemed to be
You can make a lot of money in a certain line of work... so I've heard
>British pensioner caught smuggling two Afghans into UK in his car boot Hmm that's a strange crime for an old British bloke to commit...>Rashida Ayub, 69 Oh right
why do i want to suck on willies but not get bummed
A lot of Chinese women have that Homer Simpson body, even skinny ones. Weird
>>201311122Fair enough, I'm not that bothered either to be fair. Hope you've had a good day mate x
>>201311135Amin Yabut
>>201311153
>>201311151you too lad, i'm glad we could settle this amicably instead of diegoing each other like we often do
the bbc cuck poster posting then wanking off to webms of redneck american women and their black boyfriends making tiktoks
>British man wins darts tournament>Born in Glasgow
fridsy night is for dancing in clubs
>>201311186and trying to get diego interestedscreamging
shagged a yank girl last night
>>201311193glasgow is a city in britain
Space Balls
Britain is my city
shagging a poo
Hot Hermione https://i.4cdn.org/int/1724402905854190.webm
too many blogpostingsblog on
>>201311204ktwbm when i convince my yank internet gf to come visit me
>>201311204blog on you boring bastard
>>201311260done him
Might deliver a food package to the migrant hotel, but it's just a box of my poo
>Upstairsneighbourberg is doing this heavy stamping pacing she does all day every day
>>201311260screaming
too bloody right
>>201311274probably make national news and you’d be out in jail
had this dream where i was shooting a porno with cleopatra in it, but it was ancient egypt so the only cameras they had available were like wacky flintstones technology where it fulfills the function of modern devices somehow but it's like made of stonewoke up with a rock solid erection
>>201311303bizarre dream from the mind of a porn addict
>>201310804right through to your spine
>>201311303Hope you made her bed rock
Gen Z boss and a miniGen Z boss and a mini
>>201311275maybe these things wouldnt annoy you so much if you left the house once in a while
>>201311337you’re such an odious little gremlin
>>201311303unironically had a weird dream about cleopatra last night aswell
>>201311331*Hawk tuah*
>>201311337An English man's home is his castle, and sanctuary
I'm such a hideous incel, only had sex 3 times this month
How many youtube subscribers do I need for it to be worth putting on my cv? (I don't make weird videos and it is somewhat related to my work)
Started watching "The Lobster" last nightThe premise is you have 45 days to find a partner, if you don't you're turned into an animal and sent into the wildTruly the most apt allegory for how incels are viewed in our society, beasts which are less than human
>>201311346was she black?
>>201311327fantastic Flintstones joke
dadberg unironically referring to a group of people as “wokes”
>>201311347Itty bitty titties and a bob itty bitty titties and a bob
>>201311351what if i’m scottish
>>201311358Posting pictures of other men while implicitly saying they are handsome is so fucking gay. Like 10/10 of Gaychiter's scale.
>>201311370the /brit/dem turning into a pack of frogs
landlords should be hanged from the neck from the nearest lamppost until dead (figuratively)
>>201311370I remember it being funny but then turning into some woke artsy message in the final third
>>201311369Reckon what matter are the videos.
>>201311407povvo cope
>>201311372no looked sort of arab
>>201311428>>201311428>>201311428
>>201311343how so?>>201311351i dont rent to people who are planning to use the house all day ie wfh or unemployed they always end up wrecking the place you need to get some fresh air
Shaggin my own hand.
>I have a house>I'm going to let people live in my house for money>The people agree they will give me money to live in my houseNOOOOO!!! YOU CANT DO THIS!!! YOURE LITERALLY A NAZII!!!!
>>201311457>>201311457>>201311457real non early new
Cleapatra was Greek, therefore White
>>201311420nothing is spared from the woke mobs greasy tendrils
>>201311392
>>201311205Nope
>>201311153bradley
