sausage in a cup edition
>>201313047my christian friend was yapping about it to me not sure what its about but bless up
>>201313013woke mob's doing
Get the clappers posted
sausage cup on a tablesausage cup on a tablesausage cup on a table>>201313062ask him wtf
Diego with his finger on the pulse of contemporary culture and trends didn't know that the biggest pub chain in the country offers breakfastsGuess he was too busy trying all the new NY style pizza spots around him to realise
>>201313087what are you talking about you projecting redditing freaklol, lmao even
>>201313087>diego>pizza placeslol diego has class mate, not that you'd understand
Oh you never had beans in a cup man?
>>201313087by new york style pizza shop he means dominos
Any cryptic crossword lads in?>Is curious about what’s inspired treeless plains (8)I got this but only from the definition, don't understand the wordplay here.
>>201313087i just prefer good food wtf is so weird about that
>>201313130what's your favourite dish?
Autumn is coming…
>>201313128chat gpt says probes x
>>201313116Never seen someone so rattled lmao
>>201313130Didn't even acknowledge the statement. Keep being you. Or, rather please no.
>>201313159how am i rattled?
>>201313007>>201313062He's not real thoughGo and read some of the greats: Richard Dawkins, Bertrand Russell, Christopher Hitchens, etc.
>>201313079
>>201313022maybe for food, but the drinks selection is actually top tier and beats pretty much every other pub. for beers, ciders, and spirits you've got pretty much the full range from the cheaper basic stuff to decent local drops to proper international craft drinks. it's only really wines where the selection is a bit more limited
>>201313171a scientist, a philosopher, and a journalistwhat makes you think they are "the greats"?why don't you summarise what you think russell's argument against god is (if you need help look up his debate with coplestone x)
>>201313170>name calling, swearing, you are le redditYeah not rattled at all are you
>>201313179wine is for women and poofs and neither women nor poofs belong in the public house
>>201313193pot meet kettle
>>201313204Okay JD Vance
>>201313192>a scientist, a philosopher, and a journalistdo they walk into a bar? what's the punchline aha
Pengest brekkies are from PoundbakeryNorthwestern chads will know ;)
>>201313171>wut if we all believed in teh flyin heckin teacup in le space *holds up spork*Yeah, nah
>>201313179Yes the beer choice is good but you're at a higher risk of it having gone badIt doesn't happen often but I've been served an off pint maybe once or twice in my life in regular pubs, in spoons I can think of a few times this year alone
if it serves food then it isn't a real pub, it's a restaurantsimple as
6th century mosaic depicting melanippe
>>201313237real north west man are all in sayers
London Pizza shops are mimicking New Haven style pizza not NYC style because of Dave Portnoy and the life changing opportunity to go viral on the net
>>201313220Point out where in my post I called you reddit, swore or used pejoratives like "freak"
>>201313257my comfy local went woke and turned into a 'gastro pub' and now its a weird mix of 50 year old middle class alchies and familys eatingnot a good blend
>>201313265that looks atrocious wtf is that
>>201313285oh that was your first post in brit was it? depsite having a strawman already conjured by misrepresenting what had happened in previous threads?disingeuous runt
>>201313265Yeah, also you need hard water to get the proper chicago style pizza
>Arm bone’s somewhat fanciful name (4)Destined to be a definition chad but wordlplaylet.
>the drinks selection is actually top tierto povvo runts maybe
>>201313308just not on is itgo to sit down at a table for a pint and it's been "reserved" for some cunt eating their 3 course meal
david portgoy
>>201313314>a strawmanA straw man built up from your own words?
>>201313324Humerous
Never even heard of Sayers
spoons usually has stoli "on tap" which is better than i can say for most places tbqh>>201313342which words were those?
>>201313174do women really wear thongs to the gym? can't imagine they're the most practical for lifting
what style of pizza is dominos?
>>201313373goyslop
>>201313265You tried new haven style? Is it nice?
>>201313013Ahahaa! What have they gone and put a sausage in a cup for!?
Another point about spoons is it has ZERO atmosphere unless you're in one in a small student town where everyone is pre drinkingIt's just alchies (and not the good kind) and gambling addicts on the machines
>>201313324Nevermind, I see it's fancif(ul)+(na)me, ulna.
Broadly Welsh
>>201313373overpriced
Just drank a coffee.
>>201313398agree desu worst part is that it's pretty dead and soulless most of them dont even have music
>>201313373i get the cheeseburger pizza with extra tomato usually
>>201313373Square and liable to falling over
>>201313204fair point well made>>201313251i think that's probably just bad luck desu, in any pub you might get the bad pint at the end of the barrel. i guess spoons staff could be more inexperienced when changing barrels and mistakes there can sometimes lead to off pintsit's a complete myth that spoons buy beer that's closer to its sell by date though. and, if anything, hygiene standards are way higher at spoons than most other pubs, because if they fail a health and safety check at just one branch then the whole company can get hit with a massive finet. former spoons bar runt
>>201313422Yeah? Drink it with your cock did you like Noo Noo from the Teletubbies?
>>201313123it's like a savoury '99
For me, it's the guest ales at £2.58 a pint
>>201313361>and i have taste and keep up with culture>didn't even know spoons did breakfasts
>>201313464who are you quoting?
Only ever ordered a drink from a pub twice in my entire life me
>>201313389I used to live in New Haven for uni. It's the best pizza in the world and it's not even close.
>>201313422Soon onto my third coffee for the day but I am Swedish so the metrics don't compare
mad how some spoons are peng buildings with peng interiors and then others are just some dingy old pub that looks like a relic from the 80s
>>201313462remember when I was a lad you could get a pint of Ruddles for £1.99sure it tasted like absolute swill but it was a bargain
I came three hours ago and wasn't able to get it up again ever since.
>>201313469You
i like the wetherspoons on brighton marina
bad day to be a parcelforce live tracker
>>201313481never been to a pub personally dont see the point
never actually had wine me (unless you count bucky)always been a beer, cider or whiskey man
>>201313505i didn't write the second line though?
>>201313469 <->who are you quoting?
>>201313500first time i ever shit myself from drinking was on the ruddles, was day drinking for a mates birthday and was sinking them like there was no tomorrow woke up to a proper mess in me pants
>>201313500Can still get pints for that price even in LondonSpoons Stratford does green king for £1.99
Had Detroit pizza but in Texas so I didn't have to go to Detroit
>>201313265looks like my mind of 'za love 'in 'ust
>>201313486normally a 2 a day man but was contemplating a third myself
>>201313512what's happened?
>>201313500Think you still can around here but I've never had it. If you're a CAMRA member it's 50p off as well
>>201313431objectively the worst toppings on the menu well done diego
there is nothing wrong with drinking or smoking in moderation
>>201313550Why didn't you just go to the toilet
my guts are bubbling i'm not far off shitting my them out
>>201313583earliest delivery time is about ten minutes before I need to go out going to be refreshing and pacing and looking out the window
>>201313592hs?
these tiny indian girls at uni are making my willy explode wish i wast an incel
>>201313398Spoons can be comfy depending on location of course But it's grim how you walk in and there's chips and pizza crusts all over the floor around the tables and seats. Smells like vinegar everywhere too. Disgusting In my grim alchie days it felt nice to sit down in spoons, get a pint, and just shitpost or watch videos whilst getting a buzz. Don't do this anymore cos I'm cognisant of how alcohol drains my spirit now
>>201313645go and talk to one they love anglo men
>>201313645If you put your willy in them you won't be an incel anymore thoughbeit
>>201313656
>>201313656looks a bit like me ffs now thats depressed me cheers
neighbour has an alarm which has been going off every 20 minutes it's driving me up the wall
You can't meaningfully discuss gender ideology without acknowledging the giant medical industrial complex supporting it. It's a guaranteed source of lifelong recurrent income for pediatricians, psychiatrists, plastic surgeons, GPs, pharmaceutical companies, etc. for a condition that effectively requires lifelong "maintenance" - continuous surgeries, hormones, prescription pills, etc. There's a completely imbalanced relationship - so much so as to almost be unethical - between the patient, who implicitly suffers from dysphoria and mental illness, and a doctor who stands to nakedly profit from affirming that person's condition.
might get some iron on patches for my blown out gusset
>>201313658Spoons vary loads, there are three in Norwich and all are quite different.
>>201313695yeah?
Really, really wish I was in the pub now
Might snooze for another 20 minutes lol
love when a thread gets posted and i get to post in it
hate all pubs they're shite when you've got no mates
>>201313695yeah but we have an NHS that has no profit motive you americanised freak
>>201313667much to think about
>>201313685Fucking grim if true
>>201313721Get some mates then, freak
>>201313693Complain to your landlord, get her kicked out
>>201313693maybe spend less time in your stinking filth-ridden bedroom then
>>201313727this has to be bait you can't be this stupid
>>201313695And the religion of those pharma bosses?
just had a moment where i realised i'm struggling to decide between the ysl and balenciaga card holder and started laughing. most in this thread are rocking a ridge wallet
>>201313693can you hear them shagging? live next door to a girl who is very loud during sex and there's always a different lad (mostly black) coming or going
>>201313745dont do this i would immediately put the phone down on you if it were me, hate tenants who waste my time with bullshit like this that’s not my promnlem
FOR THE LAST TIME in this thread we say SMEGGY bedroom. Not smelly but SMEGGY.Respect the culture ffs
>>201313778good post
>>201313695Good post
>>201313778You are such a lazy leeching cunt it’s unreal, even by landlord standards
Recently learnt how to do the unit conversion thing by reading Chemistry for DummiesSay you want to convert 400 cm into metresYou have>400 cm / 1Then you write the conversion factor as a fraction with the unit you want on the top and the unit you have as the denominator >1 m / 100 cmThe metres cancel each other out so you're left with400 / 100 = 4 m
What happens to the sexual marketplace when Ozempic makes all the fat lasses thin again? Not sure they've thought this one through
like i said the other day on here really wish social life in this country wasn’t centered around drinking, especially in smaller towns and cities really is nothing else to do but get wankered with my mates on the weekend and i’m sick of it
>>201313820zzz
>>201313820how's the phimo?
>>201313813you: at the property, know which flat it's coming from, maybe even know the personme: not at the property, no idea which flat, don't know the personwhy the fuck are you claling me you derranged freak
>>201313768would go for YSL as the balenciaga ones are a bit garish for my taste. personally have a personalised handmade leather one from a company my friend runs which I'd take any day over any mass-produced rubbish
>>201313829Black men will become incels
>>201313813how so?
>>201313695>dysphoria and mental illnesstrannies say you don't need dysphoria to be trans anymore aswell and any differential diagnosis is called conversion therapy
>>201313793i didnt say smelly did i you cretin
Read a post here earlier suggesting that you should add a small amount of cold water to the coffee prior to adding the hot water. I've done this and there is a noticeable difference in taste though not massively significant.>>201313844Don't have that.
keep all my money and cards in a sandwich bag
whats got diegsy so riled up today lol
I'm a heckin science ghost made of star stuff driving a heckin meat puppet
>>201313768Get a Hermes one
>>201313847usually the landlord owns the building, didn't realise you were small potatoes
>>201313874virg
>>201313831reckon you have to join a club to meet people to do non-drinking activities. made friends at clubs for:>bouldering>hiking>running>board gamesand realised my drinking friends were just that. barely see them anymore
burnt my aldi chocolate waffles, day ruined
>>201313829Grim prospect. Slampigs are for fucking while waifish somewhat androgynous birds are for totally platonic romantic delusions.
>>201313917>usually the landlord owns the buildingretard
adult man wearing dungarees casually?
>>201313505>>201313522still waiting for where i wrote your insanity>>201313917yeah sorry i dont have 10 million+ properties in londondeluded freak
how many of you are christian?
Eating lunch at your desk before 12 is peak runt behaviour
I like the Goyard ones
>>201313373General American
>>201313950should be illegal
>>201313831>having mate sto get wankered withyou already won th eltotery freako
>>201313922rule 13 mate
A lot of customers in ALDI have a wallet in the shape and style of a PlayStation 1 console.
>>201313956I'm stephen
unironically wear a barbour and take a hermes card holder everywhere I go in Birmingham and haven’t been robbed yet
>>201313992bizarre post
>>201314000Come to Bedfordshire.
Don't like Pringles. They're very overpriced and overrated and have a very dry and hard texture that's wholly unpleasant.
watching alain delon kino today x
Diego would you house Employed Woman if she moved to London and was looking for a flat?
Went on a date with a girl the other day who insisted she's working class despite her dad having bought a second flat in London she's now living out of
>>201314055what is "Employed Woman"
>>201314027What’s in Bedfordshire?
>>201314055dont know who that is but if they have a stable job and can afford the rent and pass a credit check then yh why not
>>201314041le cercle rouge yeah
>>201314071Labour MP is she?
I like Monster Munch, Skips and normal crisps in the style of Walkers. McCoys are grim.
>>201313576Some people abandoned the sippy cup when they grew up, I just put coffee in mine
>>201314074The Plaitman of course.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKVU6-o-t0I
>>201314093...prefer not to say
>>201314034>and have a very dry and hard textureJust like your (male) skin
stopped eating mccoys and yorkie, reckon I'm a woman now
how many of you are muslim?
>>201314092She’s a vulnerable trans woman who posts on here and she does have a stable job she works in Aldi
>>201313978what if he's an elderly man?
>>201314155never fuckinh heard of it wtf but if they work at aldi I assume their income isn’t in my usual clientele’s range but I could possibly get them a room in one of my HMOs
>>201314145are you muslim?
*yawn*Next gimmick please
>>201314190eww you do HMOs
>>201314193>>201314193>>201314193
>>201313013post in the thread or your mother dies in her sleep>>201314039
Prefer the olive coloured Barbour jackets in the city tbf
Gonna test the red squares
>>201314205>eww?
>>201314200noi am shinto, buddhism anything goes mix
>>201313968GOYard handbags are nice
wtf
>>201314243hmo racket is girmonce i had decent money coming in i stopped thatlease is always in one name only if they want to fuck around with sublets or whatever that's on them
This is what you're missing out in by being a neet
>>201314221gonna do the "don't do it"s
finnmouse
the scrangelina jolie
>>201314280name
met this girl at a party ten weeks ago and was talking to and flirting with her all night text her on snapchat the next morning asking if she got home okshe still hasn’t even opened it just disrespect innit
>>201314260are you a real japanese
>>201314280Revolting
>>201314280She could plow a field in 20 minutes yet she spends her time doing stupid dances in her underwear.Society is done for.
>>201314280grotesque
>marlboro gold
>>201314280I need an Arab gf saar
>>201314300lol state of that didn't even open it to see your weak talkthink you were "flirting" and not reading idsinterested signals you lil harrasser
>>201314298love thick cut bacon
>>201314315kek
12st4 today. lowest ive weighed since i hit puberty i reckon. was 18st when i was 14 lol. was 6ft at that age like so it was like i was a short bloater. i wanna get lower though. got muscles n a six pack just some excess tit and belly that needs showing the door
>>201314298Hate it when they use toast as a bean juice barrier. Soggy bread for nothing.
>>201314273yeah not everyone is cut out for HMOs leave it to the experts, if you have a humble portfolio its best to stay away
Nearly burned the kitchenberg lads
>>201314298polish cigarettes?
>>201314280is that elephantiasis or surgical
>>201314341blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>did you get home ok?this is such an ick do you think chad is texting this to a girl? send something that piques her interest not something that automatically gets you in her gaggle of orbiters
>>201314354bizarre post
>>201314315No she couldn't, she's morbidly obese. She's be out of breath in seconds.
>>201314358Reminder that finnlad looks like this
>>201314379>virgin copedoesn't matter what you say, how attractive and sexy you are to her is all that matters, you can say anything and get a different reaction depending on how you look
>>201314365with a bit of mr sheen, get them really nice and shiny
>>201314392Yeah? And what do you look like?
>>201314379this lol i would even feel like a simp texting this to my mother or sister lmao how are these freaks so averse to learning how to rizz
>>201314309even if i say yes you wouldn't believe
>>201314419I always imagine every sweden poster looks like cobson
>>201314419Like this bloke for some reason but without the hair colour
>>201314379Don't understand this. Do people not drive girls home anymore?
>>201314385how so?
>>201314379>>201314431do you say "hey bby girl wanna taste this BIG dick?"
>>201314377what do you weigh now, deegz? youre like what? 5ft4? gotta be circling 20, no?
>>201314441i believe you my japanese friend
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1723836509044274.webmaustralia will never live this down
funny how shit the thread becomes when all of the jays decide to pipe up
Me? Rib 'n Saucy Nik Naks x
>>201313774it's a bloke in his 50s
>A female member of staff claimed she received unsolicited communications via text from Jenas, reports claimed. Don't you dare communicate with me without my consent you PIG
>>201314478i don't get itlooks like shit just like most of the olympics i saw (skateboarding on /sp/ and that's it)
>>201314478nicka just carries on vibing
wow
>>201314515state
>>201314515how will the "cronem" recover?
>>201314503Cheese for me but they stopped making them
>>201314535>49
Can't find the potassium iodine bottle
>>201314514
>>201313774mad how shameless some women arein my early 20s i rented in london opopsite a woman who did thismind boggling shit30s average blonde white womanevery week it felt like a different guy stayed the night
*swallows you whole*
>>201314532What's this? Her movement makes me smile this is amazing
>>201314416oh my days
>>201314535Stunning and brave
>>201314314>>201314316homosexual if you don't want to put your penis in that. That is if you can reach it anyway
>>201314535Cocaine is a hella of a drug
>>201314574sounding a bit misogynistic there, have sex, incel
does the swede thread really have their own mouseyinsanity how much they just copy /brit/
Pharmacy only sold me 3% solution of hydrogen peroxideSame with hydrochloric acid I can only get one that is 97% water for some reason
>>201314431Is this an impersonator, or is an ugly lifelong virgin REALLY trying to give advice about women to others?
>>201314535Face of an old addict. They all have the look
Couple of Boulder Brighton on wall seshes on the cards this weekend oh it lush four times lush
it's over for you buddy*rates you one star for playfulness*
>>201314535she ask for that shih tzu in the salon lol
>>201314535>looked radiant
>>201314535Maybe the 90s really were better
>>201314605I am no longer able to assist you on this due to fear of arrest. My apologies
I'm the Welsh (black) dude in the tenaya oasi
Actually annoying how hard of a song Prada by Cassö, D-Block Europe, and Raye is
>>201313192Oh of course, they need to be fairytale specialists in order to critique religion, don't they>>201313239You're not supposed to believe in the teapot in space. That's the whole point of the analogy.
Know people who've done lots of drugs but none of them had their face start eating itself
>>201313460>Jag ska kriga för sv hos rätt till BBC! eller nä kanske inte ändå asglove how the Swedish general is just like this one... our brothers...
>>201314627damascus looks like he steals
>>201314673most literate atheist
Just completed Donedon toil
>>201314514might be dead
>>201314604Last time checked there where only mouseys in the swedish thread
>>201314585the australian entry in the "sport" breakdancing at the olympics. she has become a meme but seems to be cashing in on her moment in the spotlight so fair playhttps://www.tiktok.com/@theinspiredunemployed/video/7401448105431928082?lang=en
>>201314645We have to go back
>>201314673>You're not supposed to believe in the teapot in space. That's the whole point of the analogy.I know, you fucking mong.
>>201314535>Radiant
>>201314645it should be illegal for women to age
>>201314585Youre an idiot
>>201314718is this real?
>>201314645This is literally a honeytrapImagine impregnating a good looking woman lik e that but she's actually a ghoul
eating manuka honey and peanut butter on toast
whats the point of white onions when red onions are just better?
the wind is so noisy it's doing my nut in
>>201314535>>201314645This fills my dark incel heart with joy, I love that brainless slags who live hedonistic lifestyles will eventually be punished for it.
Scranniella Westbrook
>>201314729
>>201314738Can't make a French onion soup with red ones
https://youtu.be/W52nq58OYsUcontemplating a move to Northampton
>>201314710>>201314722>>201314732All i can think is the absolutely vile and humiliating things she would have done for a bit of blow
>>201314742and how do bitter incels end up in old age
>>201314532>>201314709zesty as her uniform really looks like the uniform of japans biggest delivery company
>>201314794howling done that cretin
did all that riot stuff just fizzle out then?nothing ever happens prevailed?
>>201314794yeah this woman had fun early and then less fun later, but a bitter incel with NEVER have fun LMAO, not even in later life
>>201314794I'm going to sort my life out next week.
If you don't know what chemical to mix in next, just try ethanol
>>201314683You lot string together coherent sentences, the swede thread never left the mid 2000s chat boards in the way they write.Takes a week of exel charts to learn the short hand. The injokes which if you get wrong will make you a victim of bullying, even longer
>>201314798greek pederast vibes with this one
couldnt really beat a Nicka at breakdancing in the olympics now could she
>>201314798these two delivery drivers would probably be better dancers too
>>201314688Thanks lad>>201314717Clearly you didn't you fucking idiot
rorke city ~~
>>201314794*looks at scrooge*hmm, pretty good actually!
>>201314794>>201314802>>201314820Hope she sees this bro
>>201314847Your mum's knickers etc.
>>201314760Northampton is a shithole, you will regret your decision.>>201314819It was honestly just one week of some riots and then the media running away with it.
>>201314869least autistic atheist
>You lot string together coherent sentencespoop pee hehe
>>201314820>During the period when she was addicted to cocaine she was kidnapped and gang-raped by drug dealers.Yeah sounds very fun
>>201314831When do you think he last spoke to David?
>>201314869If you don't understand why le flying teapot is an awful argument for atheism then I don't know what to say. Russell knew it was shit, he just knew the public was too retarded to realise it was shit.
>>201314876don't like women, don't like incels. what does this make make? somewhat of a sigma male as it were
>>201314876scrambling through your Incel comeback rolodex for this one were you
>>201314645That's fucking grim, what a cutie she was
>>201314902What do you think about nietzsche?
breaking news:leftypol would rather be kidnapped and raped by drug dealers than be mean to a woman he doesn't know!F.R.E.A.K!
see yagoing away for the weekenddont know if ill be able to post on brit in the hotel x
>>201311428new
>>201314744wtf
>>201314909>nietzscheI don't know enough to form an opinion.
