>>201316948
shit thread

>>201316948
they're trans btw

Having a cry

beppy

Business idea: Put the migrants in the homes and the white people in the prisons

don't know WHAT you twats were on about in that previous thread but i hope the lot of you rot in prison

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>tfw no smirky gf

>>201316939
once pood on some thread evidence that some snivelley little runt sent in to get someone arrested because he was sad and pathetic, and im glad i did poo on him

I must confess, it was I who pooed in the Queens crown

>>201316948
Would poo on them

proper boils my piss this advert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87pKeLDfyM

>>201316995
worst boobies of all time ?

>>201316985
Alri Keir

they're releasing members of ISIS from prison to make room for /brit/ posts (this isn't a joke)

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STATE of vidya

Diego is probably the worst self professed Christian I’ve ever seen

the word bed looks like a ebd lol

>>201316995
i reckon being old will suit her face shape better than being young ever did

>>201317034
says it all

>>201317034
buying ten copies

>>201317022
Nah that would be me, my bench is shit

Reckon he did it to distract everyone who was clocking onto the fact that "Huw" isn't a real fucking name.

so what was cicada 3301?

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>>201317034

>>201317034
obvious rage bait to work seething mayos like yourself in to a melty

>BREAKING: The letter '*' to be removed from alphabet after allegations against Ermaine Enas

no one say the word of the brown is going to go mental

>>201317102
get the enkem brewed

they have a paki woman presenting the 10pm BBC news now that huw is gone

Hi GCHQ

damn that looks like a shitty game that im not doing to buy though
hope they enjoy their 10,000 customers

>>201317147
is this real??

>>201317154
hey ;)

what is the evolutionary advantage of being a neurotic freak? what part of natural selection decided the mong who can't message his sick relative, friend who came back to town or new workmates would breed? the mong who spends days with anxious chest pains and procrastination should breed?

>TARMAC THE LAKE DISTRICT
>BUILD ENDLESS TOWER BLOCKS
>FILL THEM WITH AFRICANS

>>201317034
they do this on purpose to make you advertise their product out of rage and spite
you are literally helping sales and exacerbating the problem that you think you are exposing
if you didn't have single digit IQ you would understand this

might rent out a storage unit and surreptitiously live in it, cheaper than getting a real house

Mad how these low IQ posters here and the middle class neurotic women think they know better than a court that thoroughly examined evidence for over a year.

>>201317180
drain lake windermere
fill it with concrete
build a barratt estate on it

>>201317180
Who are you quoting?

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>>201316980
*refutes you*

>>201316948
possibly my fave gyaldem x baddiedem trio

Reckon they're doing stupid controversial stuff in games on purpose now because it's the only way I ever hear of them.
Viral marketing or something innit

>>201317211
me, I said this

any sink piss man in?

hollow out ben nevis and turn migrants into mole people

I hate how in the deadspace remake Issac Clark screams and freaks out a lot like he will start screaming holy fuck

>>201317244
YES LAD

imagine how many bodies you would find if you drained a big like like windermere

>>201317204
doing that in a hot place like oz would be literally hell
if i become homeless here in this desert i would unironically consider suicide

>>201317232
did they cut them off?

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You reckon nofap/semen retention works?

would you shag myra hindley

none of that was controversial however

>>201317211
Angela Rayner

>>201317232
how can it be a foursome if there are only three

>>201317244
Remember a mate at school said he was up playing games all night in his living room and didn't want to go to the bog upstairs and wake his parents so he pissed in the kitchen bin.

why did jeff go from being relatively normal to a massive freak

>>201317285
I'd shag Ian Brady at this rate desu

>>201317280
no
when it comes to wanking and porn it come to balance
everyone knows deep down when they're taking it too far, people just need to moderate

the game sucks and looks bad on purpose haha so whose the idiot now?

>>201317280
Wanking too much is bad and so is porn addiction, the benefits of nofap are conquering both but beyond that it's a load of shit. People claiming they became more attractive and can astrally project is nonsense.

I am beautiful and clean
And so very very young
To be standing in the street
To be taken by someone

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Just can't decide which logo I want on my homescreen

is BRUZ in? BRUZ? BRUZ!

>>201317285
bit hard to when she's literally just ashes

John Honey is doing bird right now in Rasheed's cell

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>>201317236
ems had her first stream in almost 2 weeks and I caught it 10 mins before ending omds

>>201317272
a lot of the facilities are climate-controlled, plus they have electrical outlets so i can always bring in a fan

>>201317348
oh hello there!

>>201317317
One is a vpn user

>>201317350
I can remember seeing The Crazy Frog advert constantly on TMF and the other music channels back in the day

>>201317280
starting up no porn again after a week-long relapse

pizza for lunch
probably for tea too

6:54 (two ads both with black people), maybe more
not good

>>201316948
post their asses or FUCK OFF

'No fap' is such an obvious psyop

*spends 20p texting my initials to a compatibility test*

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>>201317277
bitten not chewed

>>201317420
>asses
FOY

Fucked up my sleep schedule so bad I'm now sleeping 4 hours twice a day somehow

>>201317431
hello someone who never ever used those text services or the websites that did that

>>201317280
it's a pipe dream that incels cling on to because they never actually manage to do it long enough to realise that it doesn't change anything

done my northern railway delay repay

went full incel in from of mumberg, asked her what benefits I have over a woman my age when she was talking about women being oppressed, that silenced her fast

>nofap is a jew psypo
>porn is a jew psyop
Fucking hell rorke make up your mind

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>>201317420

Another rejection
Guess I'm just supposed to be a neet forever aha

fondling my bellend and sniffing my fingers

>>201317432
I'm 6 inch hard but have a micropenis flaccid, I'd get laughed at.

For me it was ringing the Nintendo hotline for tricks and tips

>>201317350
61005 for me

Let me start this post with greetings and salutations to the working men of /brit/ and congratulate you on completing yet another work week.
Secondly lets give it up for the neets who keep this thread going in the wee hours of the night.
And finally I would like to say fuck niggers and fuck jannies. I hope they put a bullet in your motherfucking head you total faggot.
Eternally yours,
Chud

>>201317452
you're more likely to earn more money and work fewer hours unpaid and less likely to be discriminated against

Calling 453 from my Orange phone to see if I have enough credit to call my mates or if I should go to the corner shop and get a voucher

>>201317490
BASED

What the hell are Dunks

>>201317432
American advertising is wild

they're called stockbrokers because they make you broke heheheheh

>>201317518
the shoes?

>>201317490
In the 11 years I've been coming to /brit/ I can count on my hand the amount times I've come here in the early hours of the morning. It must be a weird place, the shadow /brit/ full of yanks, aussies and two brits.

>>201317452
You're less likely to be violently gangrapped by Jamal and the crew

>>201317490
Which category do you fall into, brat?

>>201316948
>>201317232
Seen her getting shagged (I did not pay for it)

>>201317527
Dunno I asked you

>heheheheh
bro thinks he has that goofy character nailed down but comes across as a neek instead

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>the 11 years I've been coming to /brit/

according to the Americans in cum, women enjoy rape, so that should silence you then shouldnt it

>>201317532
there's more than 2 of us

fully erect micropenis

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>>201317518
https://www.sothebys.com/buy/766caf58-23bc-4974-9239-56276e51c54b/lots/df94cff9-9c1a-488a-8c94-9235c52e930a

>>201317280
just take the anhedonia pill

>>201317562
Oh well if a fat yank virgin said it then it must be true

>>201317546
dunks are like basic model nike shoes so there you go
prob one of the only things that looks good which nigs wear

Drinking beers and listening to British new wave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gth0YJMibgc

nooo this US abortion clinic receives 0.5% the funding that their military does! this is HUGE funding! it should not be any more either!

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https://x.com/clashreport/status/1826931114373468285

>25 seconds in

>>201317232
>>201316948
why are these so mid

>>201317587
Ah right, I'm white you see

>>201317605
why would you think i want to watch this you freak

anti*abortion clinic

scared that my disposable vape might be running low
very soul-crushing when it does the blinking blue light of death

More abortion clinics in migrant areas

>>201317600
Government shouldn't fund anything

>>201317642
dispose of it in a fire so you dont pollute the street (read: desert)
>>201317661
from lobbying parties, not the government

just performed an abortion directly into a tissue

>>201317605
>have to log in
nah

Who the fuck is Heckin' Sue?

I support abortions for migrants and brown people. Checkmate leftypol

(out of 100,000) (deaths)
penicillin: 2/
viagra: 4/
pregnancy (in NZ/US): 8.8/

that weird kid be like
>I love bionicle and digimon!

>>201317688
zased

pissed into one of those wine glasses that holds a bokkle when steaming
thought it was leftover wine the next night and took a swig

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I bought two British books and three French ones

>>201317709
a bokkle? a BOKKLE?

LGBTQ+ rights for Pakistan

>>201317705
did not really like digimon outside of the movie but I did quite enjoy bionicles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBU

joanne back tweeting transphobic bile

Could have sworn Francis Ford Coppola was dead. Am I in the wrong timeline again?

>>201317705
bionicle was the A side of action figures
although I could never afford one

Drank my own piss once on purpose just to see what it was like. Wasn't even drunk.

most blatant display of schizo christianity is opposing abortion because it's against god or something like that
quite literally eugenics that benefits everybody including the unborn kid, except for them

heroin (of which are opioids which government has banned) per year kills the same amount of people as there would be deaths if everyone (every year) who newly got HIV/AIDS took penicillin. if all those people took penicillin, then heroin would kill less, and yet it is illegal and an "epidemic"

>>201317034
>>201317077
a Norwegian game set in america heavily featuring american politics
yanks are so powerful

why are there no women and children in the migrant hotels?

>>201317631
I once posted a twitter link to threesome vid with a white lass getting double teamed by her white bf and yellow lab and it got a lot of attention. I should've saved the vid desu. I would've got a shiton of (You)s on the chon. just have to censor it enough so it doesn't get banned but shows the act

>>201317777
Stop asking questions. You know that's not allowed.

>>201317755
mental how she's completely mental

mental how there is an "opioid epidemic" and they are banned even though each year , in the develoepd world, more people die from being pregnant. make getting pregnant illegal

>>201317769
Drank my gfs pee poo on meth once

They see me JK Rowlin', they JK Hatin'

make getting pregnant illegal except in the ame way in this wherein if you are pregnant you can have a little bit of morphine if you want - NOT FOR ANYONE ELSE! not allowed for you unless youre delivering a baby. make pregnancy illegal and apply this to it in the same way. only pregnant people are allowed opioids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJeWySiuq1I

>>201317077
>mmm yes let me make a silent video of a music clip

still not sure what to do about my train
i need to be in an entirely other town by 6pm this evening

>>201317819
My brain knows that everyone's piss is the same but my penis keeps whispering "sexy girl pee probably tastes nicer" to me

just put my thinking cap on

good morning

the poo goblin has awakened

I don't need no education, I don't need no mind control
Hey, rabbi, leave those kids alone

>>201317775
Was reading earlier about a Swedish punk band who made an album with songs critiquing QAnon

just noticed a pattern

why people stop reproducing in society that's advance enough?

why people stop reproducing when they get higher education?

and pregnancy is more expensive. not for them though is it. not profitable for them unlike babies

>>201317845
could walk and be there in half an hour britain is tiny

holy hell how is it nearly 2pm. havent had lunch yet

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>>201317853
the cap

Exgfberg once asked to hold my cock while I had a piss, was quite fun desu

>>201317890
it's about 20 miles, so even if i set off now on foot i'd be late

>>201317880
alri noticer

>>201317244
did this in the kitchen sink when i was teenager but it made it smell so turned to just using bottles

>>201317879
that makes more sense tbf because boomers across the globe are into qanon stuff

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The UK just renewed the ban on puberty blockers and all they gave to help support trans youth was a list of suicide hotlines.

>>201317890
Takes me 6 hours to drive to London. Country's a joke.

Autumn imminent, Christmas beckons, New Year looms..

15 minute countries

>>201317925
lol

>>201317909
well you better get going then

>>201317933
Good. 2025 is going to be my year

the humble dry roasted peanut

>>201317963
i need to finish working

>>201317925
TERF Island undefeated

Might buy some loakes and a barbour for the autumn after seeing some of the gimmicks on here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
Billy

Just ate 3 slices of liver with onions and a glass of milk
Feeling nourished

>>201317967
Your 5 year plan?

Why can't we put migrants in camps and do medical research on them

>>201317981
Genuinely need to start classing it up a bit now I'm getting older and wealthier, can't wear Next jeans and Adidas Samba forever

>>201317974
how bigs your willy

>>201318018
it's very petite

>>201318016
ktim at 28

wonder why they couldn't get jodie foster back to play clarice in hannibal (2001)
not a big problem as i think julianne moore is fitter, but still

why cant we do medical research anyway? would be epic

>>201318018
1.5 inches

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>>201317925
Why are so many suicide support services aimed at teenagers when they are the least likely to kill themselves out of any age group?

>>201318029
all those films are shite

medical research on myself. experiements such as: how much fun i can have doing heroin! LOL! share this post with ur friends for more

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>>201317925
imagine for a second being a 25-35 year old man who dresses like a woman, refers to himself as a lesbian and who's main concern at the moment is whether children should have their puberty delayed.

my cock is 6.5 inches and I'm 5.81 feet tall

>>201318035
people eligible for that earn more money on clinical medicine

>>201318029
she had other commitments i believe

>>201318049
older ones have already lived and paid enough tax, they are disposable

women never looked as fit as they did when i was in school
maybe it was the teenage hormones or those incredibly tight skirts they used to wear and the tights
but just hasn’t hit the same since i left

>>201317986
Haven't thought that far ahead. Just assumed it was going to be my year because the past 30 have been absolutely shite and I can't imagine it can get any worse.

>>201318069
mental how your cock is taller than you

>>201318066
Deep down everyone knows they're the lowest of the low

having a gay porn poo

>>201318049
the pattern here is that working age people are burdened

>>201318066
No need to imagine

>>201317925
battys in a box

>>201317851
Yeah no girl pee taste the same

>>201317925
Bants tbf

Need the mom jeans trend out of business

>>201318104
what does this means lol

im english

>>201318136
when will skinnyfit make a comeback

Test puberty blockers on migrants

why do you fucking freaks celebrate the murder of innocent transgenders

might pack in this gaining clues carry on
only 10 to 2 and i’m choking for a cold tinnie

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>>201318136

just saw yellow and pink on a road sign and it gave me flashbacks to something (yellow and pink together)

Nearly black tights season again

>>201318165
she does cuckold porn

>>201318136
looking forward to the resurgence of low-riding jeans where you can see the sides of their knickers coming out over the hips like was popular in the 00s?

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Honestly I am so tired of work I had to install maglocks all morning

>>201318178
phwoarrr gerrin

Bring back every girl wearing those cheap primark black leggings that go seethrough when they bend over I say

Insane how much our media is fawning over Kamala Harris
It's even worse than their Obama treatment, and that got to the point where even random TV shows that had nothing to do with politics would have shoehorned lines in about how great Obama is
>FOY
I'm specifically talking about our media, why are they fawning so much over a political candidate who isn't even from our country?

>>201318191
Corr, I am now

don’t get tights id rather see bare legs

Petite women with flat chests and no pubes, with the IQ of a 6 year old. Mmmm

actually mental how bone idle i am
sitting here at my wfh “job”, where i just sit on my arse all day
only have to send a few emails cant even be arsed doing that

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Trains might be back running lads

just witnessed a problematic post

T. Folse nuclear on YouTube SUCKS! but what do you think?

business idea: put all my personal possessions into a small storage unit (would only cost like 100 dollarydoos a month tops) and live in my car until this extortionate housing market is sorted

>Use this service to renew your passport online. It costs £88.50.
Last penny this shitehole gets out of me

>>201318165
isn’t she the one that got aids from double anal and had to retire?

>>201318212
Westerners are more brainwashed than Russians

>>201318212
Orange man bad
Brown woman good

>>201318249
did someone throw themselves infront of one?

>>201318283
is that for having it done in 14 days? sounds like the more expensive option, which is faster, but i dont know why youd be in such a rush

>>201318249
>living in donedon

>>201318293
many someones (trees)

>>201318312
deep this. Going to ponder it for a minute if that's alright with you.

>>201318232
this, but with big chebs

Why can't we use the extra migrants to build more train track

>>201318283
China is it?

>>201318305
probably on the run from the polis
for being a nonce

>>201318305
No that is the cheapest. Express costs £207.50.
Absolute joke.

mental how the global hegemon projects its propaganda all over the world

MEDICAL TRIALS FOR MIGRANTS

Business idea: unlimited migrants but they have to be women and they have to marry British men

remember that videogame or the two .webms posted like an hour ago? yeah i didnt either until i got a reminder. wow that was fast

>>201318333
americans already did that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolie#In_the_United_States

>>201317762
probably thinking of michael cimino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOhv43F-F6M
39 minutes in so far, love these tunes like you wouldn't believe

>>201318335
不愿多说

>>201318333
brown people getting forced into labor?
nice idea rorke

>>201318400
why the fuck would he be thinking of him

sex woman

business idea: replace migrants with harmless holograms

FUCK OFF WIND

Might move to the Federated States of Micronesia

mad how in this day and age there are still people who don't think it be like it is but it do

>>201318423
accaimed director innit

business idea: replace australian posters with harmless japanese posters

I’m annoying this dumb freak and absolutely howling while doing it

>>201318462
For me it’s Kiribati

I'm a racist nazi

can't wait for world war three

pub toil looms

only like 90 or so people died at chernobyl. really makes u think

>>201318517
Kiribased

If Donald Trump were a woman he would have won two terms in a landslide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ9FdRaTGEo

>>201318539
and how many didn't die?

>>201318517
Bet you don't even know how to pronounce it

even if its safe then we shouldnt start using nuclear. i just like coal power stations and hate nuclear, as simple as that. coal number 1

gfberg and babystein DEMANDING that i stay in all weekend
not happy

sitting cross legged and my hips are burning
need to get more flexible

>>201318567
Your sister loves coal, burns it all the time

>>201318558
just the one

>>201318582
why do you have a baby with a girl you are not married to?

The global economy will be in recession Q1 2025

>>201318593
you are the antichrist

GCHPoo

>>201318611
your hairline will be in recession in Q1 2025

>>201318562
keer-e-bass
thought you were being smart there didn’t you?

>>201318619
*hails satan near you*

i'm here now lads

>>201318609
>2018+6
>getting married

>>201318636
Sent his toupeé flying

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screaming at this schizo

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>>201318609
>he doesn't know about his country

>>201318660
>having kids

>>201318662
SCREAMING

the Jap flag is a yank flagatarfagging

everything under communism or what theyve made looks cheap and "retro future"

just blogged on

not sure if im reading mouseGOD posts or not

>>201318690
white birth statistics are even grimmer in this country when you realise most native births are from council estate scum

>>201318709
didn’t want the little bugger but she kept it so now im stuck aha x

put me in charge of all the rabies dogs

>>201318717
me also screaming even though i was the one who got done. if you cant laugh at yourself

recycle
>>201316989
>>201316989
>>201316989

I am a black man.

>>201318791
why white stopped reproducing?

cream monster !! >.<