gyal x baddiedem edish
>>201316948shit thread
>>201316948they're trans btw
Having a cry
beppy
Business idea: Put the migrants in the homes and the white people in the prisons
don't know WHAT you twats were on about in that previous thread but i hope the lot of you rot in prison
>tfw no smirky gf
>>201316939once pood on some thread evidence that some snivelley little runt sent in to get someone arrested because he was sad and pathetic, and im glad i did poo on him
I must confess, it was I who pooed in the Queens crown
>>201316948Would poo on them
proper boils my piss this adverthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87pKeLDfyM
>>201316995worst boobies of all time ?
>>201316985Alri Keir
they're releasing members of ISIS from prison to make room for /brit/ posts (this isn't a joke)
STATE of vidya
Diego is probably the worst self professed Christian I’ve ever seen
the word bed looks like a ebd lol
>>201316995i reckon being old will suit her face shape better than being young ever did
>>201317034says it all
>>201317034buying ten copies
>>201317022Nah that would be me, my bench is shit
Reckon he did it to distract everyone who was clocking onto the fact that "Huw" isn't a real fucking name.
so what was cicada 3301?
>>201317034
>>201317034obvious rage bait to work seething mayos like yourself in to a melty
>BREAKING: The letter '*' to be removed from alphabet after allegations against Ermaine Enas
no one say the word of the brown is going to go mental
>>201317102get the enkem brewed
they have a paki woman presenting the 10pm BBC news now that huw is gone
Hi GCHQ
damn that looks like a shitty game that im not doing to buy though hope they enjoy their 10,000 customers
>>201317147is this real??
>>201317154hey ;)
what is the evolutionary advantage of being a neurotic freak? what part of natural selection decided the mong who can't message his sick relative, friend who came back to town or new workmates would breed? the mong who spends days with anxious chest pains and procrastination should breed?
>TARMAC THE LAKE DISTRICT>BUILD ENDLESS TOWER BLOCKS>FILL THEM WITH AFRICANS
>>201317034they do this on purpose to make you advertise their product out of rage and spiteyou are literally helping sales and exacerbating the problem that you think you are exposingif you didn't have single digit IQ you would understand this
might rent out a storage unit and surreptitiously live in it, cheaper than getting a real house
Mad how these low IQ posters here and the middle class neurotic women think they know better than a court that thoroughly examined evidence for over a year.
>>201317180drain lake windermerefill it with concretebuild a barratt estate on it
>>201317180Who are you quoting?
>>201316980*refutes you*
>>201316948possibly my fave gyaldem x baddiedem trio
Reckon they're doing stupid controversial stuff in games on purpose now because it's the only way I ever hear of them.Viral marketing or something innit
>>201317211me, I said this
any sink piss man in?
hollow out ben nevis and turn migrants into mole people
I hate how in the deadspace remake Issac Clark screams and freaks out a lot like he will start screaming holy fuck
>>201317244YES LAD
imagine how many bodies you would find if you drained a big like like windermere
>>201317204doing that in a hot place like oz would be literally hellif i become homeless here in this desert i would unironically consider suicide
>>201317232did they cut them off?
You reckon nofap/semen retention works?
would you shag myra hindley
none of that was controversial however
>>201317211Angela Rayner
>>201317232how can it be a foursome if there are only three
>>201317244Remember a mate at school said he was up playing games all night in his living room and didn't want to go to the bog upstairs and wake his parents so he pissed in the kitchen bin.
why did jeff go from being relatively normal to a massive freak
>>201317285I'd shag Ian Brady at this rate desu
>>201317280nowhen it comes to wanking and porn it come to balanceeveryone knows deep down when they're taking it too far, people just need to moderate
the game sucks and looks bad on purpose haha so whose the idiot now?
>>201317280Wanking too much is bad and so is porn addiction, the benefits of nofap are conquering both but beyond that it's a load of shit. People claiming they became more attractive and can astrally project is nonsense.
I am beautiful and cleanAnd so very very youngTo be standing in the streetTo be taken by someone
Just can't decide which logo I want on my homescreen
is BRUZ in? BRUZ? BRUZ!
>>201317285bit hard to when she's literally just ashes
John Honey is doing bird right now in Rasheed's cell
>>201317236ems had her first stream in almost 2 weeks and I caught it 10 mins before ending omds
>>201317272a lot of the facilities are climate-controlled, plus they have electrical outlets so i can always bring in a fan
>>201317348oh hello there!
>>201317317One is a vpn user
>>201317350I can remember seeing The Crazy Frog advert constantly on TMF and the other music channels back in the day
>>201317280starting up no porn again after a week-long relapse
pizza for lunchprobably for tea too
6:54 (two ads both with black people), maybe more not good
>>201316948post their asses or FUCK OFF
'No fap' is such an obvious psyop
*spends 20p texting my initials to a compatibility test*
>>201317277bitten not chewed
>>201317420>assesFOY
Fucked up my sleep schedule so bad I'm now sleeping 4 hours twice a day somehow
>>201317431hello someone who never ever used those text services or the websites that did that
>>201317280it's a pipe dream that incels cling on to because they never actually manage to do it long enough to realise that it doesn't change anything
done my northern railway delay repay
went full incel in from of mumberg, asked her what benefits I have over a woman my age when she was talking about women being oppressed, that silenced her fast
>nofap is a jew psypo>porn is a jew psyop Fucking hell rorke make up your mind
>>201317420
Another rejectionGuess I'm just supposed to be a neet forever aha
fondling my bellend and sniffing my fingers
>>201317432I'm 6 inch hard but have a micropenis flaccid, I'd get laughed at.
For me it was ringing the Nintendo hotline for tricks and tips
>>20131735061005 for me
Let me start this post with greetings and salutations to the working men of /brit/ and congratulate you on completing yet another work week.Secondly lets give it up for the neets who keep this thread going in the wee hours of the night.And finally I would like to say fuck niggers and fuck jannies. I hope they put a bullet in your motherfucking head you total faggot.Eternally yours,Chud
>>201317452you're more likely to earn more money and work fewer hours unpaid and less likely to be discriminated against
Calling 453 from my Orange phone to see if I have enough credit to call my mates or if I should go to the corner shop and get a voucher
>>201317490BASED
What the hell are Dunks
>>201317432American advertising is wild
they're called stockbrokers because they make you broke heheheheh
>>201317518the shoes?
>>201317490In the 11 years I've been coming to /brit/ I can count on my hand the amount times I've come here in the early hours of the morning. It must be a weird place, the shadow /brit/ full of yanks, aussies and two brits.
>>201317452You're less likely to be violently gangrapped by Jamal and the crew
>>201317490Which category do you fall into, brat?
>>201316948>>201317232Seen her getting shagged (I did not pay for it)
>>201317527Dunno I asked you
>hehehehehbro thinks he has that goofy character nailed down but comes across as a neek instead
>the 11 years I've been coming to /brit/
according to the Americans in cum, women enjoy rape, so that should silence you then shouldnt it
>>201317532there's more than 2 of us
fully erect micropenis
>>201317518https://www.sothebys.com/buy/766caf58-23bc-4974-9239-56276e51c54b/lots/df94cff9-9c1a-488a-8c94-9235c52e930a
>>201317280just take the anhedonia pill
>>201317562Oh well if a fat yank virgin said it then it must be true
>>201317546dunks are like basic model nike shoes so there you go prob one of the only things that looks good which nigs wear
Drinking beers and listening to British new wave.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gth0YJMibgc
nooo this US abortion clinic receives 0.5% the funding that their military does! this is HUGE funding! it should not be any more either!
https://x.com/clashreport/status/1826931114373468285>25 seconds in
>>201317232>>201316948why are these so mid
>>201317587Ah right, I'm white you see
>>201317605why would you think i want to watch this you freak
anti*abortion clinic
scared that my disposable vape might be running lowvery soul-crushing when it does the blinking blue light of death
More abortion clinics in migrant areas
>>201317600Government shouldn't fund anything
>>201317642dispose of it in a fire so you dont pollute the street (read: desert) >>201317661from lobbying parties, not the government
just performed an abortion directly into a tissue
>>201317605>have to log innah
Who the fuck is Heckin' Sue?
I support abortions for migrants and brown people. Checkmate leftypol
(out of 100,000) (deaths) penicillin: 2/viagra: 4/ pregnancy (in NZ/US): 8.8/
that weird kid be like>I love bionicle and digimon!
>>201317688zased
pissed into one of those wine glasses that holds a bokkle when steaming thought it was leftover wine the next night and took a swig
I bought two British books and three French ones
>>201317709a bokkle? a BOKKLE?
LGBTQ+ rights for Pakistan
>>201317705did not really like digimon outside of the movie but I did quite enjoy bionicles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBU
joanne back tweeting transphobic bile
Could have sworn Francis Ford Coppola was dead. Am I in the wrong timeline again?
>>201317705bionicle was the A side of action figuresalthough I could never afford one
Drank my own piss once on purpose just to see what it was like. Wasn't even drunk.
most blatant display of schizo christianity is opposing abortion because it's against god or something like thatquite literally eugenics that benefits everybody including the unborn kid, except for them
heroin (of which are opioids which government has banned) per year kills the same amount of people as there would be deaths if everyone (every year) who newly got HIV/AIDS took penicillin. if all those people took penicillin, then heroin would kill less, and yet it is illegal and an "epidemic"
>>201317034>>201317077a Norwegian game set in america heavily featuring american politicsyanks are so powerful
why are there no women and children in the migrant hotels?
>>201317631I once posted a twitter link to threesome vid with a white lass getting double teamed by her white bf and yellow lab and it got a lot of attention. I should've saved the vid desu. I would've got a shiton of (You)s on the chon. just have to censor it enough so it doesn't get banned but shows the act
>>201317777Stop asking questions. You know that's not allowed.
>>201317755mental how she's completely mental
mental how there is an "opioid epidemic" and they are banned even though each year , in the develoepd world, more people die from being pregnant. make getting pregnant illegal
>>201317769Drank my gfs pee poo on meth once
They see me JK Rowlin', they JK Hatin'
make getting pregnant illegal except in the ame way in this wherein if you are pregnant you can have a little bit of morphine if you want - NOT FOR ANYONE ELSE! not allowed for you unless youre delivering a baby. make pregnancy illegal and apply this to it in the same way. only pregnant people are allowed opioids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJeWySiuq1I
>>201317077>mmm yes let me make a silent video of a music clip
still not sure what to do about my traini need to be in an entirely other town by 6pm this evening
>>201317819My brain knows that everyone's piss is the same but my penis keeps whispering "sexy girl pee probably tastes nicer" to me
just put my thinking cap on
good morning
the poo goblin has awakened
I don't need no education, I don't need no mind control Hey, rabbi, leave those kids alone
>>201317775Was reading earlier about a Swedish punk band who made an album with songs critiquing QAnon
just noticed a pattern
why people stop reproducing in society that's advance enough?why people stop reproducing when they get higher education?
and pregnancy is more expensive. not for them though is it. not profitable for them unlike babies
>>201317845could walk and be there in half an hour britain is tiny
holy hell how is it nearly 2pm. havent had lunch yet
>>201317853the cap
Exgfberg once asked to hold my cock while I had a piss, was quite fun desu
>>201317890it's about 20 miles, so even if i set off now on foot i'd be late
>>201317880alri noticer
>>201317244did this in the kitchen sink when i was teenager but it made it smell so turned to just using bottles
>>201317879that makes more sense tbf because boomers across the globe are into qanon stuff
The UK just renewed the ban on puberty blockers and all they gave to help support trans youth was a list of suicide hotlines.
>>201317890Takes me 6 hours to drive to London. Country's a joke.
Autumn imminent, Christmas beckons, New Year looms..
15 minute countries
>>201317925lol
>>201317909well you better get going then
>>201317933Good. 2025 is going to be my year
the humble dry roasted peanut
>>201317963i need to finish working
>>201317925TERF Island undefeated
Might buy some loakes and a barbour for the autumn after seeing some of the gimmicks on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIsBilly
Just ate 3 slices of liver with onions and a glass of milk Feeling nourished
>>201317967Your 5 year plan?
Why can't we put migrants in camps and do medical research on them
>>201317981Genuinely need to start classing it up a bit now I'm getting older and wealthier, can't wear Next jeans and Adidas Samba forever
>>201317974how bigs your willy
>>201318018it's very petite
>>201318016ktim at 28
wonder why they couldn't get jodie foster back to play clarice in hannibal (2001)not a big problem as i think julianne moore is fitter, but still
why cant we do medical research anyway? would be epic
>>2013180181.5 inches
>>201317925Why are so many suicide support services aimed at teenagers when they are the least likely to kill themselves out of any age group?
>>201318029all those films are shite
medical research on myself. experiements such as: how much fun i can have doing heroin! LOL! share this post with ur friends for more
>>201317925imagine for a second being a 25-35 year old man who dresses like a woman, refers to himself as a lesbian and who's main concern at the moment is whether children should have their puberty delayed.
my cock is 6.5 inches and I'm 5.81 feet tall
>>201318035people eligible for that earn more money on clinical medicine
>>201318029she had other commitments i believe
>>201318049older ones have already lived and paid enough tax, they are disposable
women never looked as fit as they did when i was in schoolmaybe it was the teenage hormones or those incredibly tight skirts they used to wear and the tights but just hasn’t hit the same since i left
>>201317986Haven't thought that far ahead. Just assumed it was going to be my year because the past 30 have been absolutely shite and I can't imagine it can get any worse.
>>201318069mental how your cock is taller than you
>>201318066Deep down everyone knows they're the lowest of the low
having a gay porn poo
>>201318049the pattern here is that working age people are burdened
>>201318066No need to imagine
>>201317925battys in a box
>>201317851Yeah no girl pee taste the same
>>201317925Bants tbf
Need the mom jeans trend out of business
>>201318104what does this means lol
im english
>>201318136when will skinnyfit make a comeback
Test puberty blockers on migrants
why do you fucking freaks celebrate the murder of innocent transgenders
might pack in this gaining clues carry on only 10 to 2 and i’m choking for a cold tinnie
>>201318136
just saw yellow and pink on a road sign and it gave me flashbacks to something (yellow and pink together)
Nearly black tights season again
>>201318165she does cuckold porn
>>201318136looking forward to the resurgence of low-riding jeans where you can see the sides of their knickers coming out over the hips like was popular in the 00s?
Honestly I am so tired of work I had to install maglocks all morning
>>201318178phwoarrr gerrin
Bring back every girl wearing those cheap primark black leggings that go seethrough when they bend over I say
Insane how much our media is fawning over Kamala HarrisIt's even worse than their Obama treatment, and that got to the point where even random TV shows that had nothing to do with politics would have shoehorned lines in about how great Obama is>FOYI'm specifically talking about our media, why are they fawning so much over a political candidate who isn't even from our country?
>>201318191Corr, I am now
don’t get tights id rather see bare legs
Petite women with flat chests and no pubes, with the IQ of a 6 year old. Mmmm
actually mental how bone idle i am sitting here at my wfh “job”, where i just sit on my arse all dayonly have to send a few emails cant even be arsed doing that
Trains might be back running lads
just witnessed a problematic post
T. Folse nuclear on YouTube SUCKS! but what do you think?
business idea: put all my personal possessions into a small storage unit (would only cost like 100 dollarydoos a month tops) and live in my car until this extortionate housing market is sorted
>Use this service to renew your passport online. It costs £88.50.Last penny this shitehole gets out of me
>>201318165isn’t she the one that got aids from double anal and had to retire?
>>201318212Westerners are more brainwashed than Russians
>>201318212Orange man badBrown woman good
>>201318249did someone throw themselves infront of one?
>>201318283is that for having it done in 14 days? sounds like the more expensive option, which is faster, but i dont know why youd be in such a rush
>>201318249>living in donedon
>>201318293many someones (trees)
>>201318312deep this. Going to ponder it for a minute if that's alright with you.
>>201318232this, but with big chebs
Why can't we use the extra migrants to build more train track
>>201318283China is it?
>>201318305probably on the run from the polis for being a nonce
>>201318305No that is the cheapest. Express costs £207.50.Absolute joke.
mental how the global hegemon projects its propaganda all over the world
MEDICAL TRIALS FOR MIGRANTS
Business idea: unlimited migrants but they have to be women and they have to marry British men
remember that videogame or the two .webms posted like an hour ago? yeah i didnt either until i got a reminder. wow that was fast
>>201318333americans already did that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolie#In_the_United_States
>>201317762probably thinking of michael cimino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOhv43F-F6M39 minutes in so far, love these tunes like you wouldn't believe
>>201318335不愿多说
>>201318333brown people getting forced into labor?nice idea rorke
>>201318400why the fuck would he be thinking of him
sex woman
business idea: replace migrants with harmless holograms
FUCK OFF WIND
Might move to the Federated States of Micronesia
mad how in this day and age there are still people who don't think it be like it is but it do
>>201318423accaimed director innit
business idea: replace australian posters with harmless japanese posters
I’m annoying this dumb freak and absolutely howling while doing it
>>201318462For me it’s Kiribati
I'm a racist nazi
can't wait for world war three
pub toil looms
only like 90 or so people died at chernobyl. really makes u think
>>201318517Kiribased
If Donald Trump were a woman he would have won two terms in a landslidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ9FdRaTGEo
>>201318539and how many didn't die?
>>201318517Bet you don't even know how to pronounce it
even if its safe then we shouldnt start using nuclear. i just like coal power stations and hate nuclear, as simple as that. coal number 1
gfberg and babystein DEMANDING that i stay in all weekend not happy
sitting cross legged and my hips are burningneed to get more flexible
>>201318567Your sister loves coal, burns it all the time
>>201318558just the one
>>201318582why do you have a baby with a girl you are not married to?
The global economy will be in recession Q1 2025
>>201318593you are the antichrist
GCHPoo
>>201318611your hairline will be in recession in Q1 2025
>>201318562keer-e-bassthought you were being smart there didn’t you?
>>201318619*hails satan near you*
i'm here now lads
>>201318609>2018+6>getting married
>>201318636Sent his toupeé flying
screaming at this schizo
>>201318609>he doesn't know about his country
>>201318660>having kids
>>201318662SCREAMING
the Jap flag is a yank flagatarfagging
everything under communism or what theyve made looks cheap and "retro future"
just blogged on
not sure if im reading mouseGOD posts or not
>>201318690white birth statistics are even grimmer in this country when you realise most native births are from council estate scum
>>201318709didn’t want the little bugger but she kept it so now im stuck aha x
put me in charge of all the rabies dogs
>>201318717me also screaming even though i was the one who got done. if you cant laugh at yourself
recycle >>201316989>>201316989>>201316989
I am a black man.
>>201318791why white stopped reproducing?
cream monster !! >.<