/brit/
pogo stick up the arse
>>201418415Hmmm
>>201418415what's that a leg of lamb?
*edition
Still looking for her desu >>>/wsr/1484882
Business idea: Ban yanks from making news
dogshit
>>201418482wtf babies used to be massive
>>201416536she should do more latex content
Justin just served that to Myra on a siilver platter.Mong
got a terrible comedown/hangover lads, been sleeping most of the day. just thought you'd like to know
>>201418487
*shits myself in public*Bitch suck my 12 inch
having an arse wank (a poo wank to norhterners)properly rogering my arsehole with a BIC pen ahaha
The Swedes are up to something
Cant be done with this Myra. Reckon we all need to target xer
digesting a poo
>>201418577vile
>This evening sees last sunset after 8pm in London until mid April 2025.ITS OVER
>>201418625>donedonWe dont live in the middle east up here
>>201418625What a shite summer.
>>201418625blacked by the midnight sky and African thugs at the same time KINO
>>201418625c'est fini
finally won a round lads get in xx
>>201418621not a very nice thing to say you wiry little poofter
which of you cunts smashed me while i was making a post
>last day of summer in the northern hemisphere>belarus about to sack the ukraineKINO
dont like that map on smashkarts
Will we ever heal our old wounds lads?
>>201418723be quiet
>>201418113
>>201418728corr
Anyone go to carnival today?
I hate everyone BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY MEAN DON'T YOU BRUCE WILLIS THAT DEMENTIA HAVING GOD TIER CHAD CUNT KNOWS EVEN IF HE DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE FACE OF HIS HABSBURG CHINNED DAUGHTERS
>>201418728It's time for total dekulakisation of the Ukraine.
>>201418838Two more weeks.
>>201418765the most you can do is accept it
>>201418835Of course not Sunday is Childrens Day. Monday is real slags out stabs out carnival day make sure you've got your stab proof vest
>>201418764I will change it.smashkarts.io/join/42X42 smashkarts.io/join/42X42 smashkarts.io/join/42X42
>>20141886810 more years until the Ukraine retakes Donbass
>>201418906ok
deegs sat with soiled pants surrounded by bottles of red stripe in a street corner somewhere in notting hill after another failed carni
Getting sick of Ukraine to be honest lads
Oh ffs Myra is here again
America's trying to create new popstars.Results are mixed at best.
>>201418868their entire army is at the ukrainian border
>>201418970Myra Moans FKA Myra Glasford?! Where is She??
>>201419013omds i posted in the wrong thread
To the clowns, found her myself, your osint is pathetic
Based Commiemong supporting capitalist Russia.
>>201418835not many (local) wogs on brit so probably not
>>201418965just nuke the lot and be done with itsick of hearing about itsame with the middle east - nuke it all
>>201418715What's that? Can't hear you as apparently the only sound you are capable of engaging in is shoving your shit flecked biro down your japs eyeWise up
>>201419045Feels weird someone mentioning a random porn actress i've heard of.
walk? wanna go on walk?car ride? wanna go on car ride?
>>201419081can someone explain why this wouldn't work?our nukes are on submarines so they wouldn't know it was us, just fucking blow them all up into little bitsmaybe russia would nuke everyone, fine just nuke the middle east and india then
Mental how I never went to a date.
APEX YOU SLAG
>get on the train home>big crowd from Notting hill carnival gets on>train doesn't leave for a few minutes >someone down the other end has been stabbed>everyone has to get offAh yes
Don't worry Mason, daddy is here to protect you.
jamaican goon rhythmically slidin dat thang in and out of her tight body
Well rorke?
>>201419160too busy monkeying about in the favela eh?disgusting little foreign freak
Зa нaшy Coвeтcкyю Poдинy!
TONIGHT ON SLOP GEAR
>>201419193
>>201419193erm... anyone check his hard drive?
>>201419193Rod Fiddle more like
>>201419183one has to wonder what creed the stabbed and stabee werefuture footballers and doctors no doubt
got stripchat on
for me, it's GWLAD
Blue runts have been dismantled
>>201419288BASED
Finally got ADHD meds after years of trying to convince Dr's at the NHS. I've used it a few days over the past week and the effect has been incomparable. In 3-5 hours I did more work, of higher quality, that would usually take me 2 or 3 days because I'm wrestling with distractions, procrastination, and keeping focus with thousands of other unrelated things randomly popping into my mind. Can't believe I finished uni without having access to ritalin. I can't work for hours straight now without any problems. Fuck the NHS. Bunch of cunts that refuse to treat adults with ADHD.
>>201419270screaming
>>201419318just do speed like a normal person
>15 (you)s after 13 postsOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>201419222BASED
>>201419193I mean, let's be honest, it's a question worth asking, isn't it?
>>201419318>I can't work for hours straight now without any problemsWhoah- slow down speed freak!
>>201419340I'm using therapeutic doses not getting high.
Mad how much I hate unfunny yanks and teenagersYou couldn't find a more hateful person if you triedHate them a lot me
>>201419366teddy got the swiper
anyone watching AEW
>>201419366
>>201419397>not getting high.yeah rightdrug freak
sucking a theraputic meth til my brain works good
Absolutely sick to death of aspiring drill artists and I wish they were all sent down the byford dolphin diving bell
Might call it a day
rod little is not leftypol and never had been
The lads.
>>201418728>belarus about to sack the ukraineHUH?
>>201419183such is life
>>201419418reckon I'd give you a run for your money on the yankssick of them, fat pig yank cunts
>>201419463You're not getting high on 10mg.
>>201419488FOSYEG
>taking pharmaceutical amphetamines to do more work for toilbergyoure fucking pathetic mate
>>201419493Fetching scarf
>British police and a psychologist break into home of a British man because he dared to post on social media "Christians must stand up" after Islamist attack.rorke mucking around and finding out
>>201419476What you don't like about them?
>>201419506You don't know what work I'm doing or for who or for what reason.
>>201419506Shut up you fucking dick
SCREAMING
>>201419418try and find a bit of joy in your day lad. not healthy to be mad all the time you lose all sense of reason and objectivity and become a bitter self-centred person that no one likes x
well it went better than germany i suppose
>>201419222BAZED
can't help but get soup in moustache
>>201419559NOOOO NEVER POST THIS AGAIN
>>201419430>>201419435>>201419493
>>201419552>>201419558grow UP
Might grow a dapper moustache
>>201419567*puts a saucepan on your head and bangs it with a spoon*waheyyy
>>201419559took a break to save tabs before tomorrow
>>201419575Bet diego was there
>>201419614haven't shaved my moustache off since I was 18 and I'm 23 now
>>201419575maybe the stabbed man insulted him?
Might throw a diaper mouse stash
if there's one thing i fucking hate it's a southern accent
dont like fat people. simple as
Top text.Bottom text
uh what
Kangaroo bros... Is that true?>>>/mu/123339510
>>201419638heck it'll be 2 hours worth of tab saving
>>201419602Follow your own advice
>>201419714no you shouldn't be concernedglad i could clear that up
>>201419575why are their sort so disposed to violence?
Petite women with flat chests and no pubes, with the IQ of a 6 year old. Mmmm
>>201419697Why do you hate Rorkes, mate?
>>201419745This but pubes
>>201419745Wassup, Rod
Business idea: Smash karts but war thunder
>>201419718yeah you should mate
Look how happier people looked before the internet in the last millennium
All the runts i killed in smash karts ran off to play virtual pictionary. Knew it. I traumatised them all.
me? drinking guinness out of a maxwell house mug
>>201419745'
>>201419575Bare in mind this was on "kids day" the supposedly family friendly oneMonday is when it usually kicks off
>>201419851>whats smiling for a photo
>>201419789luv me a good bradders me
really don't like fat people
Let's discuss the bonus situation /brit/
>>201419851Guy middle left, his Columbine swimming '97 T would be so kitche now
CocksFat onesMorbidly obese cocks
now that the migrant crisis is over, how'd the uk handle it?
>>201419913Fat people have a skinny person inside of them waiting to burst out
>>201419183part and parcel as they say
Listened to deja entendu and daisy but didn't liked them. Gotta listen to the devil and god are raging inside me forever.
>>201419575Don't know what Notting Hill Carnival is but I swear every year all I hear about it is some roadman stabbing people
cannot STAND fat people
>>201419985Great job have a chocolate fish
>>201418415I am kind of jealous of people who got to experience the 90's and early 2000's I was born in 2003 so I got to be born in the worst time
Pooing out a skinny person
>>201420031Dial-up was great
SKELETONS
might have a glass of water
>>201419714i'm from norwich and didn't notice anything
Someone post for Old School Runescape Wiki.
call me old fashion, but surely some loads should be refused
>>201419832You're very immature and your advice is more appropriate for you.
>omg a stabbing at the notting hill carnival???happens every year you fucking mongs
>>201420031You would just waste your youth watching TV anyways.
>>201419985
>>201419970Well that's because every year some roadman stabs someone
>>201420101Yeah we know, that's also noteworthy in itself
LOATHE fat people
some very nsfw ads on those so called sfw board
>>201420093yeah says you
>>201419851School with no uniforms. Unthinkable imo.
Charging my ki to bear having a shower on this freezing weather that fills my city.
>>201420134
>>201420106she could get it
>>201420047We never had that we had a game were people would call in fake shooting threats so we wouldn't have a exam>>201420104I wonder if recarnation could make it so I can live in the early 90's
>>201420106Built for Jamal's jungle meat missile
REPULSED by fat people
>>201420106>>201420158imagine the smell
>>201420158Lol using the momentum of her fat to get up was genius
>>201420201
>>201420178Great stuffA nice homely arseAn arse you could settle down with for a whileA girlfriend arse as it were
>>201419851ktim
Might start faking until I make it. It worked for a lot of people.
>>201418965russia will eventually win it, gain a bit more land and it will be memoryholed
>>201420236UH OH BONER ALERT
thinking about how some races in general help their kids get a good start with a solid family structure in life then how wypipo dont really, cumskins are really the race of suffering the world will be better off without them
>>201420106it's weirdher head looks normalbut her body is fat as fuck
>>201420106smough
>>201418965rent free
>>201420281parents didnt teach me to tie my shoes or any of the shit normal parents are supposed to teach their kids it was over for me before it began
>>201420047great in the sense of shite
why is poo brown?
>>201419851went to an all-boys grammar schoolimagining being around girls and not wearing uniform every day makes me anxious
hi lads if youre a specky virge please give yourself a heeming from methanks
NEED a fat girl to sit on my face and let out massive ripping farts while i'm locked in chastity
>>201420357Because poo made of pakis
>>201420152ngl i think school uniforms are actually gooddont have to adhere to stupid fashion trends or risk dressing like a twat for literally everyone you know in your age group to notice
>>201420397People can tell if you're a twat by your shoes.t. Wore hi tecs
remember coming to school one time and i didn't know it was non school uniform and i felt like a fucking mug the entire daymad how something so inconsequential was such a big deal to you as a kid
doing a peng poo gay porn dance
ever been in a sex shop?
>>201420381just been heemed up the rear
>>201420459Haha yeah went in a few in the Dam
>>201420356Armpit erotica
>>201418625No worries because Pengdon is such a great city anywayPoor northern morons will eternally seethe
>>201420262Only works in the 1st world
ConfusionWill be my epitaph
>>201420459Used to be a sex superstore in gateshead don't know if it's still thereWent in there once as a laugh
>>201420310
>>201420442thought dress code applied to shoes also or do they just have to be black or something
my good man, I'll have one sex please
>>201419575>only one non fatal stabbing Ironic how it's turned in to one of the safest places in Britain over the years...
my poo's green
>Our teams will not be delivering or collecting parcels on Monday 26th August. Our Customer Service teams will also be unavailable but you can track your parcel here. Yodel you bunch of dildos
>>201420507They have to be black and from klarcs
https://youtu.be/B9gcq37VnSI?si=v91AawgFJOzuKdZlgot this onpeaceful
>>201420479Nope
>>201420339in a way it means that anything meaningful you do is entirely of your own volitionOr credit goes to your parents for fostering a streak of necessary autodidacticism within you
two tier Keir
>>201419970there were like 12 stabbings last yearbut it is constantly promoted and not condemned funny that. imagine if there were a 'football festival' and lots of fans attended and stabbed each other...theyd call them "thugs" etc and push for it to be stopped
moon is looking crazy tonight
No one taught me how to wipe my bum, literally don't know if I'm doing it right. I now only use wet wipes instead
>>201420602More tiers than a wedding cake innit
Big Black Clarks
playing an emerald rom hack with graphics that makes it look like it's from gen 2
>>201420459Yes. Went to the movies with this girl from school, when the movie ended she said bye and I went straight to this sex shop at the mall called Cupid. For my surprise they also sell sex so I bought 1 sex with the cashier.
>>201420614Always poo first thing in the morning then hop in the shower to finish cleaning myself of
>>201420614subtle cloggedboglad dogwhistle in this post
any cute owls in?
They're a soulful bunch those Japs
farts stink of chicken souvlaki
Sir Queer Bumfarter
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwould anyone like a bowl of shreddies?
>>201420675*Talks to your wind*
>>201420614your ma didnt teach you how to wipe you arse?
>>201420614Think I must have just copied what my parents did to me
GAGGING at the very thought of fat people
>>201420614For my first 20 years honestly unsure if I did it rightOvercompensate now and even get a little bit up there with the tp
Thinking about dating the translad from /bra/ to improve my social experience level.
>>201420712Did I fucking stutter?
homebradder
caved in and got on the beers haven't i de lats
Ok I guess it's up to me to try and steer /brit/ into more hihg brow conversationSo who is your favourite fine artist and what is your favourite piece of theirs?
tunes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYaKzpMdBaM
Sex is just a bit weird
SK left SE dons
>>201420757some rum ma tha
>>201420784Mr bean. Funny
who's tits would you rather spunk over venus de milo or mona lisa?
>>201420784Ice Spice. Arse.
>>201420825Milo gianouppolis?
>>201420825Venus, hands downMona's a gamble, who knows what she's hiding down thereCould have brown nipplee
My favourite painting is when the cronen do a Jackson Pollock on middle class white women
got that nice 2 beer warm feeling
>>201420858mona's fit and older and fucks like a porn star
>Ok I guess it's up to me to try and steer /brit/ into more hihg brow conversation
Milo Giganiggapocalypse
Might save my best posts for the new
>>201420887Nice 2 beer you
>>201420858A penis according to Dan Brown
love jer xx
two beer keir
>>201420789love it you slag
Two beer policing
might massage my prostate
Beer Darner
beer harmer they call me
Sir Barmey Pooer
I'm nooooooot ooookkaaay
>>201420975Sometimes I fuck my gooch against the rim of the sink
beer cumfarter
wish it was easy to kill myself
A queer farmer and his harvest of discontent
>>201421016It's actually quite easy to hang yourself, and doesn't have to be overly uncomfortable or painful
dalai starmer
>>201421015If they wanted to give you a lobotomy, they'd go in through your arse
2 beer korma
oh my dayswe are so pathetic
>>201421014Corr, hope it's porcelain
When straight male friends start liking your selfie on ig stories, you know you ate down
Dave understood the vision
2 pee poopooer
>>201421120screaming
>>201421120you're going to end up on some blacksite in the scottish highlands posting images like these
>>201421120roaring
>>201421063tried to hang myself oncelet my dog out of the room so i could be alone and as i put the rope around my neck i heard him scratching at the door and i just stopped, got down, let him in and just sat with him for ages
>>201421166blessed dogbert
>>201421063how is breaking your neck from gravity comfortable and not painful?
>>201421120Two tier Keir won't like this
>>201421166You was calling you a pussy for failing to top yourself
>>201421224>>201421224>>201421224
>Keir Starmer will say on Tuesday that he needs 10 years as Prime Minister to rebuild the country following the ‘rubble and ruin’ left by the Tories
>>201421166Have you ever shagged his arse?
>>201421203The key is to not do thatMuch more peaceful to pass out from restricted blood circulation and then asphyxiate
queer Keir
>>201419183ITDOESN'T MATTER