pogo stick up the arse

>>201418415
Hmmm

>>201418415
what's that a leg of lamb?

*edition

Still looking for her desu >>>/wsr/1484882

Business idea: Ban yanks from making news

dogshit

>>201418482
wtf babies used to be massive

>>201416536
she should do more latex content

Justin just served that to Myra on a siilver platter.
Mong

got a terrible comedown/hangover lads, been sleeping most of the day. just thought you'd like to know

>>201418487

*shits myself in public*
Bitch suck my 12 inch

having an arse wank (a poo wank to norhterners)
properly rogering my arsehole with a BIC pen ahaha

The Swedes are up to something

Cant be done with this Myra. Reckon we all need to target xer

digesting a poo

>>201418577
vile

>This evening sees last sunset after 8pm in London until mid April 2025.
ITS OVER

>>201418625
>donedon
We dont live in the middle east up here

>>201418625
What a shite summer.

>>201418625
blacked by the midnight sky and African thugs at the same time KINO

>>201418625
c'est fini

finally won a round lads get in xx

>>201418621
not a very nice thing to say you wiry little poofter

which of you cunts smashed me while i was making a post

>last day of summer in the northern hemisphere
>belarus about to sack the ukraine

KINO

dont like that map on smashkarts

Will we ever heal our old wounds lads?

>>201418723
be quiet

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>>201418113

>>201418728
corr

Anyone go to carnival today?

I hate everyone

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY MEAN DON'T YOU

BRUCE WILLIS THAT DEMENTIA HAVING GOD TIER CHAD CUNT KNOWS EVEN IF HE DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE FACE OF HIS HABSBURG CHINNED DAUGHTERS

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>>201418728
It's time for total dekulakisation of the Ukraine.

>>201418838
Two more weeks.

>>201418765
the most you can do is accept it

>>201418835
Of course not Sunday is Childrens Day. Monday is real slags out stabs out carnival day make sure you've got your stab proof vest

>>201418764
I will change it.


smashkarts.io/join/42X42
smashkarts.io/join/42X42
smashkarts.io/join/42X42

>>201418868
10 more years until the Ukraine retakes Donbass

>>201418906
ok

deegs sat with soiled pants surrounded by bottles of red stripe in a street corner somewhere in notting hill after another failed carni

Getting sick of Ukraine to be honest lads

Oh ffs Myra is here again

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America's trying to create new popstars.
Results are mixed at best.

>>201418868
their entire army is at the ukrainian border

>>201418970
Myra Moans FKA Myra Glasford?! Where is She??

>>201419013
omds i posted in the wrong thread

To the clowns, found her myself, your osint is pathetic

Based Commiemong supporting capitalist Russia.

>>201418835
not many (local) wogs on brit so probably not

>>201418965
just nuke the lot and be done with it
sick of hearing about it
same with the middle east - nuke it all

>>201418715
What's that? Can't hear you as apparently the only sound you are capable of engaging in is shoving your shit flecked biro down your japs eye
Wise up

>>201419045
Feels weird someone mentioning a random porn actress i've heard of.

walk? wanna go on walk?
car ride? wanna go on car ride?

>>201419081
can someone explain why this wouldn't work?
our nukes are on submarines so they wouldn't know it was us, just fucking blow them all up into little bits

maybe russia would nuke everyone, fine just nuke the middle east and india then

Mental how I never went to a date.

APEX YOU SLAG

>get on the train home
>big crowd from Notting hill carnival gets on
>train doesn't leave for a few minutes
>someone down the other end has been stabbed
>everyone has to get off

Ah yes

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Don't worry Mason, daddy is here to protect you.

jamaican goon rhythmically slidin dat thang in and out of her tight body

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Well rorke?

>>201419160
too busy monkeying about in the favela eh?
disgusting little foreign freak

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Зa нaшy Coвeтcкyю Poдинy!

TONIGHT ON SLOP GEAR

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>>201419193

>>201419193
erm... anyone check his hard drive?

>>201419193
Rod Fiddle more like

>>201419183
one has to wonder what creed the stabbed and stabee were
future footballers and doctors no doubt

got stripchat on

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for me, it's GWLAD

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Blue runts have been dismantled

>>201419288
BASED

Finally got ADHD meds after years of trying to convince Dr's at the NHS. I've used it a few days over the past week and the effect has been incomparable. In 3-5 hours I did more work, of higher quality, that would usually take me 2 or 3 days because I'm wrestling with distractions, procrastination, and keeping focus with thousands of other unrelated things randomly popping into my mind. Can't believe I finished uni without having access to ritalin. I can't work for hours straight now without any problems. Fuck the NHS. Bunch of cunts that refuse to treat adults with ADHD.

>>201419270
screaming

>>201419318
just do speed like a normal person

>15 (you)s after 13 posts
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>201419222
BASED

>>201419193
I mean, let's be honest, it's a question worth asking, isn't it?

>>201419318
>I can't work for hours straight now without any problems
Whoah- slow down speed freak!

>>201419340
I'm using therapeutic doses not getting high.

Mad how much I hate unfunny yanks and teenagers
You couldn't find a more hateful person if you tried
Hate them a lot me

>>201419366
teddy got the swiper

anyone watching AEW

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>>201419366

>>201419397
>not getting high.
yeah right
drug freak

sucking a theraputic meth til my brain works good

Absolutely sick to death of aspiring drill artists and I wish they were all sent down the byford dolphin diving bell

Might call it a day

rod little is not leftypol and never had been

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The lads.

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>>201418728
>belarus about to sack the ukraine
HUH?

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>>201419366

>>201419183
such is life

>>201419418
reckon I'd give you a run for your money on the yanks
sick of them, fat pig yank cunts

>>201419463
You're not getting high on 10mg.

>>201419488
FOSYEG

>taking pharmaceutical amphetamines to do more work for toilberg
youre fucking pathetic mate

>>201419493
Fetching scarf

>British police and a psychologist break into home of a British man because he dared to post on social media "Christians must stand up" after Islamist attack.

rorke mucking around and finding out

>>201419476
What you don't like about them?

>>201419506
You don't know what work I'm doing or for who or for what reason.

>>201419506
Shut up you fucking dick

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SCREAMING

>>201419418
try and find a bit of joy in your day lad. not healthy to be mad all the time you lose all sense of reason and objectivity and become a bitter self-centred person that no one likes x

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well it went better than germany i suppose

>>201419222
BAZED

can't help but get soup in moustache

>>201419559
NOOOO NEVER POST THIS AGAIN

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>>201419430
>>201419435
>>201419493

>>201419552
>>201419558
grow UP

Might grow a dapper moustache

>>201419567
*puts a saucepan on your head and bangs it with a spoon*
waheyyy

>>201419559
took a break to save tabs before tomorrow

>>201419575
Bet diego was there

>>201419614
haven't shaved my moustache off since I was 18 and I'm 23 now

>>201419575
maybe the stabbed man insulted him?

Might throw a diaper mouse stash

if there's one thing i fucking hate it's a southern accent

dont like fat people. simple as

Top text.
Bottom text

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uh what

Kangaroo bros... Is that true?
>>>/mu/123339510

>>201419638
heck it'll be 2 hours worth of tab saving

>>201419602
Follow your own advice

>>201419714
no you shouldn't be concerned
glad i could clear that up

>>201419575
why are their sort so disposed to violence?

Petite women with flat chests and no pubes, with the IQ of a 6 year old. Mmmm

>>201419697
Why do you hate Rorkes, mate?

>>201419745
This but pubes

>>201419745
Wassup, Rod

Business idea: Smash karts but war thunder

>>201419718
yeah you should mate

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Look how happier people looked before the internet in the last millennium

All the runts i killed in smash karts ran off to play virtual pictionary. Knew it. I traumatised them all.

me? drinking guinness out of a maxwell house mug

>>201419745
'

>>201419575
Bare in mind this was on "kids day" the supposedly family friendly one
Monday is when it usually kicks off

>>201419851
>whats smiling for a photo

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>>201419789
luv me a good bradders me

really don't like fat people

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Let's discuss the bonus situation /brit/

>>201419851
Guy middle left, his Columbine swimming '97 T would be so kitche now

Cocks
Fat ones
Morbidly obese cocks

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now that the migrant crisis is over, how'd the uk handle it?

>>201419913
Fat people have a skinny person inside of them waiting to burst out

>>201419183
part and parcel as they say

Listened to deja entendu and daisy but didn't liked them. Gotta listen to the devil and god are raging inside me forever.

>>201419575
Don't know what Notting Hill Carnival is but I swear every year all I hear about it is some roadman stabbing people

cannot STAND fat people

>>201419985
Great job have a chocolate fish

>>201418415
I am kind of jealous of people who got to experience the 90's and early 2000's I was born in 2003 so I got to be born in the worst time

Pooing out a skinny person

>>201420031
Dial-up was great

SKELETONS

might have a glass of water

>>201419714
i'm from norwich and didn't notice anything

Someone post for Old School Runescape Wiki.

call me old fashion, but surely some loads should be refused

>>201419832
You're very immature and your advice is more appropriate for you.

>omg a stabbing at the notting hill carnival???
happens every year you fucking mongs

>>201420031
You would just waste your youth watching TV anyways.

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>>201419985

>>201419970
Well that's because every year some roadman stabs someone

>>201420101
Yeah we know, that's also noteworthy in itself

LOATHE fat people

some very nsfw ads on those so called sfw board

>>201420093
yeah says you

>>201419851
School with no uniforms.
Unthinkable imo.

Charging my ki to bear having a shower on this freezing weather that fills my city.

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>>201420134

>>201420106
she could get it

>>201420047
We never had that we had a game were people would call in fake shooting threats so we wouldn't have a exam
>>201420104
I wonder if recarnation could make it so I can live in the early 90's

>>201420106
Built for Jamal's jungle meat missile

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>>201420134

REPULSED by fat people

>>201420106
>>201420158
imagine the smell

>>201420158
Lol using the momentum of her fat to get up was genius

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>>201420201

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>>201420201

>>201420178
Great stuff
A nice homely arse
An arse you could settle down with for a while
A girlfriend arse as it were

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>>201419851
ktim

Might start faking until I make it. It worked for a lot of people.

>>201418965
russia will eventually win it, gain a bit more land and it will be memoryholed

>>201420236
UH OH BONER ALERT

thinking about how some races in general help their kids get a good start with a solid family structure in life then how wypipo dont really, cumskins are really the race of suffering the world will be better off without them

>>201420106
it's weird
her head looks normal
but her body is fat as fuck

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>>201420106
smough

>>201418965
rent free

>>201420281
parents didnt teach me to tie my shoes or any of the shit normal parents are supposed to teach their kids
it was over for me before it began

>>201420047
great in the sense of shite

why is poo brown?

>>201419851
went to an all-boys grammar school

imagining being around girls and not wearing uniform every day makes me anxious

hi lads if youre a specky virge please give yourself a heeming from me
thanks

NEED a fat girl to sit on my face and let out massive ripping farts while i'm locked in chastity

>>201420357
Because poo made of pakis

>>201420152
ngl i think school uniforms are actually good
dont have to adhere to stupid fashion trends or risk dressing like a twat for literally everyone you know in your age group to notice

>>201420397
People can tell if you're a twat by your shoes.
t. Wore hi tecs

remember coming to school one time and i didn't know it was non school uniform and i felt like a fucking mug the entire day

mad how something so inconsequential was such a big deal to you as a kid

doing a peng poo gay porn dance

ever been in a sex shop?

>>201420381
just been heemed up the rear

>>201420459
Haha yeah went in a few in the Dam

>>201420356
Armpit erotica

>>201418625
No worries because Pengdon is such a great city anyway

Poor northern morons will eternally seethe

>>201420262
Only works in the 1st world

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Confusion
Will be my epitaph

>>201420459
Used to be a sex superstore in gateshead
don't know if it's still there
Went in there once as a laugh

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>>201420310

>>201420442
thought dress code applied to shoes also
or do they just have to be black or something

my good man, I'll have one sex please

>>201419575
>only one non fatal stabbing
Ironic how it's turned in to one of the safest places in Britain over the years...

my poo's green

>Our teams will not be delivering or collecting parcels on Monday 26th August. Our Customer Service teams will also be unavailable but you can track your parcel here.
Yodel you bunch of dildos

>>201420507
They have to be black and from klarcs

https://youtu.be/B9gcq37VnSI?si=v91AawgFJOzuKdZl

got this on

peaceful

>>201420479
Nope

>>201420339
in a way it means that anything meaningful you do is entirely of your own volition
Or credit goes to your parents for fostering a streak of necessary autodidacticism within you

two tier Keir

>>201419970
there were like 12 stabbings last year
but it is constantly promoted and not condemned
funny that. imagine if there were a 'football festival' and lots of fans attended and stabbed each other...theyd call them "thugs" etc and push for it to be stopped

moon is looking crazy tonight

No one taught me how to wipe my bum, literally don't know if I'm doing it right. I now only use wet wipes instead

>>201420602
More tiers than a wedding cake innit

Big Black Clarks

playing an emerald rom hack with graphics that makes it look like it's from gen 2

>>201420459
Yes. Went to the movies with this girl from school, when the movie ended she said bye and I went straight to this sex shop at the mall called Cupid. For my surprise they also sell sex so I bought 1 sex with the cashier.

>>201420614
Always poo first thing in the morning then hop in the shower to finish cleaning myself of

>>201420614
subtle cloggedboglad dogwhistle in this post

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any cute owls in?

They're a soulful bunch those Japs

farts stink of chicken souvlaki

Sir Queer Bumfarter

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwould anyone like a bowl of shreddies?

>>201420675
*Talks to your wind*

>>201420614
your ma didnt teach you how to wipe you arse?

>>201420614
Think I must have just copied what my parents did to me

GAGGING at the very thought of fat people

>>201420614
For my first 20 years honestly unsure if I did it right
Overcompensate now and even get a little bit up there with the tp

Thinking about dating the translad from /bra/ to improve my social experience level.

>>201420712
Did I fucking stutter?

homebradder

caved in and got on the beers haven't i de lats

Ok I guess it's up to me to try and steer /brit/ into more hihg brow conversation

So who is your favourite fine artist and what is your favourite piece of theirs?

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tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYaKzpMdBaM

Sex is just a bit weird

SK left SE dons

>>201420757
some rum ma tha

>>201420784
Mr bean. Funny

who's tits would you rather spunk over venus de milo or mona lisa?

>>201420784
Ice Spice. Arse.

>>201420825
Milo gianouppolis?

>>201420825
Venus, hands down
Mona's a gamble, who knows what she's hiding down there
Could have brown nipplee

My favourite painting is when the cronen do a Jackson Pollock on middle class white women

got that nice 2 beer warm feeling

>>201420858
mona's fit and older and fucks like a porn star

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>Ok I guess it's up to me to try and steer /brit/ into more hihg brow conversation

Milo Giganiggapocalypse

Might save my best posts for the new

>>201420887
Nice 2 beer you

>>201420858
A penis according to Dan Brown

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love jer xx

two beer keir

>>201420789
love it you slag

Two beer policing

might massage my prostate

Beer Darner

beer harmer they call me

Sir Barmey Pooer

I'm nooooooot ooookkaaay

>>201420975
Sometimes I fuck my gooch against the rim of the sink

beer cumfarter

wish it was easy to kill myself

A queer farmer and his harvest of discontent

>>201421016
It's actually quite easy to hang yourself, and doesn't have to be overly uncomfortable or painful

dalai starmer

>>201421015
If they wanted to give you a lobotomy, they'd go in through your arse

2 beer korma

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oh my days
we are so pathetic

>>201421014
Corr, hope it's porcelain

When straight male friends start liking your selfie on ig stories, you know you ate down

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Dave understood the vision

2 pee poopooer

>>201421120
screaming

>>201421120
you're going to end up on some blacksite in the scottish highlands posting images like these

>>201421120
roaring

>>201421063
tried to hang myself once
let my dog out of the room so i could be alone and as i put the rope around my neck i heard him scratching at the door and i just stopped, got down, let him in and just sat with him for ages

>>201421166
blessed dogbert

>>201421063
how is breaking your neck from gravity comfortable and not painful?

>>201421120
Two tier Keir won't like this

>>201421166
You was calling you a pussy for failing to top yourself

>>201421224
>>201421224
>>201421224

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>Keir Starmer will say on Tuesday that he needs 10 years as Prime Minister to rebuild the country following the ‘rubble and ruin’ left by the Tories

>>201421166
Have you ever shagged his arse?

>>201421203
The key is to not do that
Much more peaceful to pass out from restricted blood circulation and then asphyxiate

queer Keir

>>201419183
IT
DOESN'T
MATTER