The SargonThe PJWThe MolyneuxThe CrowderThe McInnesThe Yiannopoulos
alri ladswhich of these are we going to tackle
>>201421240all irish diaspora
>>201421240The Veitch
>>201421224Joe wicks?
anyone tried tommy robinson's new shower gel
>>201421268The unsolved problem of how to get you out of your smelly bedroom for five minutes
>>201421224freemason handshake
>>201421268me? none. im an idiot.
girls legs
small tiny pussies
Well, rorke?
>>201421298scremaign
peter hitchens bath water
Evening team. Sorry for lack of updates. Been at work. I had such a bad headache it made me feel sick but after a nap it seems to have subsided.
i look like this
>>201421342What's happening here?
>>201421268The unsolved problem of how to get me out of my smelly bedroom for five minutes
>>201421384>smelly*Smeggy
>>201421364Evening x
Popular YouTuber Mutahar has left X due to his timeline being covered in “poo” jokes about Indians.
>>201421364we don't caredon't you have some friends to tell all this? oh...
>>201421378Got his tie peanutted in different positions
Keir Stalin
might go back to the lovely, lovely fags. Going to be extremely difficult making it through the kino months (Sept-Dec) without a smoke
My smartness, top notch. My dick is so so long.Captcha: five trillion cows licking my butthole
I have an itch INSIDE my FOOT
>>201421364fuck off you fat loser
dont think i could even manage hanging myself, wouldnt know how to tie the noose properly
two queers Keir
captcha?
PISS ON MY BALLS MOMMY
Got some root beer from work. It's alright, got a herbal taste not unlike Dandelion and Burdock.
>>201421463There are guides available :)
No mice.No Peters.No dragons.No runescape.No nettles.No magpies.No piss.
just had a snus
>>201421463fat bastard like you wouldn't be able to step on the chair
>>201421463Just put your head in the bath then
>>201421268God did it.
>>201421504No entry?
kier i hope your listening got a little propositionbring back smoking in pubs, end the ciggy taxreplace the ciggy tax with a junk food tax. a maccies will cost £15 but a pint and 20 fags will only be £5everyone will be thin within a year and the pub industry will be thriving once again
>>201421487get some cyanide next time
Fulham Poo
>>201421224https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5-C2k7sei8sus
Got the physiognomy of a 19th century physiognomist.
>>201421440Why don't you consider tobacco-free alternatives
Can I have the Nitrus today
I still can’t believe the hype that Joker had prior to its release. People saying it was an irresponsibly dangerous movie, that it would cause shootings… All for a milquetoast King Of Comedy ripoff.
cute girls with rotten teeth and bad breath
cant even post about ruenscape because of mousenonce... ruins everything
Hypothetically, what crime would be committed if someone cummed on another person's toothbrush without permission
tax levy on junk food businesses that earn over a milly a yearthat way the caffs and kebabs can stay cheap
Pavel Durov was arrested. Literally Assange2.0
get the haaland cloned
I've gone years without knowing that you can get a hot dog and fizzy drink for £1.50 at Costco
>>201421615No milly?
no big brads
milly b is such a slag
>>201421643
>>201421570Because I have a set of bollocks hanging between my legs
>>>/fit/74982084Well, Rorque?
>>201421240HackHackHackHackHackHack
Watching 2012 (2009)
>>201421633ye but you need to pay the membership fee
>>201421613Being gay
>>201421268nothing quite like pulling up a heavy hitter on wikipedia, WWII or The Renaissance or China, and just tucking in for the long haul
>>201421666big kino right there
>>201421654Mine sit in a neat little bundle just in front of my legs
>>201421633the queues are not worth it. same with ikea swedish testicle slop
>>201421681stole this from X
drinking my 4th guinness bokkle of the night listening to a cheeky bit of nick kamenreckon the fact im not happy unless ive had at least 1 drink each night is getting a bit concerning now
>>201421666Absolute shite
>>201421656I'm so fucking tired of this kind of takes.
>>201421475chatting with this type of bird on an app rn kek
>>201421709haha yeah x
>it's another had dinner too early in the evening and now craving junk food episode
>>201421705big mikey
>>201421714Please stop before it is too late.
Best Harry Potter book in your opinion?
>>201421719post some screenshots of your messages
>>201421748first one
>>201421742
>>201421748half blood prince
tried to hang myself oncelet my dog out of the room so i could be alone and as i put the rope around my neck i heard him scratching at the door and i just stopped, got down, let him in and he said "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
Sir Jimmy
>>201421748prisoner of askaban
>>201421668My gf has a membership>>201421708Will it be busy there tomorrow?
>>201421780heh
>>201421756the app (feeld) doesn't allow screenshots if I recall correctly. for privacy reasons. very sex-forward app, threesomes, bdsm and the like.
Around a hundred cancer vaccines are in various stages of development
just puked up the beer and voddy
poo? POO? POO! POOOO!
Harry Potter and the Terf Witch
>>201421668costco membership is very much worth it
>>201421817think of the revenue
>>201421708The daim bar cake at IKEA is god tier
fucking hell
What do we think of the current Cyraxx arc lads? I'm still not enitrely sure on whether or not Taylor is a troll but we shall see on how that development turns out. I think it'd be pretty funny if she left Cyraxx for Marty or they somehow convince Chance to actually head all the way to Australia
>>201421268I reckon philosophy or economics would be our best bet.
im feeling tragic like im marlon brando
>>201421817im sure those are real and definitely gonna cure cancer
Harry Potter
women love the tickling feeling of a baby passing through their fanny hole . they're literally all nonces
3 people have been stabbed at the Notting Hill carnivalJust on BBC News
TONIGHT ON SLOP GEAR
oasis coming back lads*8) THINGS CAN GONLY GET BETTER (*)
masterful
>>201421911shame
Legalise abortions, but only for blacks
>>201421911and its only getting started
>>201421865excellent choice sirand now?
AAAAAAAAAAAAI WILL TAKE A SHOWER RIGHT NOW YOU WILL NOT KEEP DESTROYING MY LIFE, CIA
>>201421911Oh, is rorke rioting over that? Thought not.
>>201421818Straw man innit. Most atheists don't wear Disney stuff. Have you ever seen Richard Dawkins wearing a Marvel cap? I haven't.
gay porn
>>201421911ye stabbed in the arse by a cock. happens every year
>>201421708ikea stores freak me out a bit, gives me communist vibes, just something about it
>She added that in the past two years, one person had been killed, 14 others had been stabbed and more than 125 police officers had been assaulted.>About 500 arrests were made at the carnival during those two years.why is such an event allowed to continueoh because blacks
>>201421955I have
>>201421945Religion of course, I think we are well versed in that after our weekly debates.
>>201421945Episstemology
ktim in subway in front of the perplexed and exhausted pakistani staff
>>201421828can't get the ol' noggin round jk rowling these days. so actively angry about everything. she's a billionaire who lives in the middle of nowhere, she'll never see a tranner in her life if she just stays off twitter. silly cow needs to learn to enjoy life.
>>201421862Don't care for this lolcowToo darkNot good to invite into your psyche
Send the wogs back to orgrimmarout out out of Stormwind
>>201421996>piss
Any moment now.
>300,000 bears>40,000 mountain lions>15,000 wolves>5m alligators>300,000 eaglesall these amazing things to shoot with a ridiculously powerful gun from walmartamericans are so lucky
>>201422015bro what is that trim
Fara Williams on MOTD2, one of the grimmest voices I've ever heard
>>201421955You're retarded
have noticed a bizarre trend in everyone saying that summer is over when september begins but it doesn't actually end for twenty days afterward
>>201421984WonderfulIf we crack these three they'll probably name a star after us or something
jd ponce
>>201422054It normally starts getting colder here by mid September
>>201422085Literally CP
>>201422085Great we have all committed a crime now, thanks lad
>>201422076>>201421996Epistemology of religion then I suppose - lets do it. YEAH!
>>201422054>afterward*thereafter
>>201422085Why are women like that?
bored
mankind more like manunkind amiritebecause people are mean
>>201422044You misspelt "I'm". Not surprising, since you're retarded.
>>201422144MINEY CRAFTA
We're hereWe're queerWe don't want anymore bears
It's hard to find good porn these days
>>201421224"Put Jack Bauer on the line"
>>201422162Shite bantsKill yourselfHappy to help
auslander raus
Need a girl who's leftypol in the streets and rorke in the sheets
>>201422178Loved it when Mike embraced the cringe and reuploaded the inspector gadget and elmo vids
appears i chose the right time to go for a piss and get another bottle
hope everyone's having a nice restful bank hol sunday
Wonder what Emmet is up to
>>201422234love chocolate girls
>>201422234cute
My post in this erotica website only got 30 views and 1 downvote.
Bournemouth in the premier league... still doesn't seem right
>>201422158mate.. not on
Suffocating my penis until sticky white love piss comes out
The United States is in debt by over $35 trillion.
>>201422158thought this was david bowie
Ok, that's it. I'll have a shower RIGHT NOW (but I'll not wash my hair).
6 cookies and 4 crackers and cheese with salami down the gulleteyeing up the bueno bars now
>>201422274I'm currently on a temporary contract, so I have to use my holiday allowance to cover the missed earnings on bank holidays, pisses me right off
>>201422314And? Just print more money to pay for it
>>201422192Plenty of excellent BBC stuff out there these days
>>201422314to whom?
>>201422340Double digit IQ response, printing more money just leads to inflation.
Prove to me that you're white
>>201422274sunday is always a holiday you stupid cunt
>>201422204You won't do anything besides crying in your smelly little bedroom
mad men is liberal woke shite
cheeky dark web wank
>>201422378Lol so naive
>>201422381stfu you know its a bank holiday so pipe down kid
>>201422381A lot of people work at weekends, muppet
>>201422414banned image
>>201422367China
>5 years since i first watched Game of Thrones
>You won't do anything besides crying in your smelly little bedroom
>>201422414You can't post them.
just had a tom hanka clue lost
>>201422425imagine the smell
>>201422314not my problem
people who post that shit are sick in the head. kys. hope you rot in jail
>>201422430I do not consider them people
>>201422418>doesn't elaborate >>201422422grim
>>201422425grimola
just not on how western women have been brainwashed into shaving their pitsjust not right
Wanking my arse with poo
>>201422467PODYBC
>>201422425Perfection
Why can't I just go take a shower. I hate myself
mwad inni
>>201422463Say that to their faces, little dweeb
Sydney Sweenend
>>201422504Brazilian showers kill thousands every year
>>201422504what's stopping you
>>201422508cunts got put in a spliff
Doing a little yellow wee from my Japs eye and another little brown wee from my bumhole the ol' choco-banana milk
>>201422516sydney sweeney todd
>>201422510Why would I do that? I aim to interact with them as little as necessary
>>201422523My mind.
>>201422425Hnnnng
>>201422314put them on a payment plan
>>201422541Plain jane
>>201422508should've just accepted that they were bald and moved on with their lives
always enjoyed the hairy birds. you're all a bit late
>>201422582the perfect gf for me
>>201422541gyaldem looking wey she breath smell a likkle
>>201421911only 3? That has to be a record low
Seeing a lot of off-topic images
got an itchy fanny
>>201422508need to join leesi's dicord and send post this, me thinks
>>201422508Haha fucking faggots
Here come the yankoids
reckon we should revive the whigs
>>201422314when you owe $1000 to the jews it's your problemwhen you owe £35 trillion to the jews it's their problemfollow for more hustler inspo
>>201422442nah to themselvesbegs the question can't i just write myself a cheque for a million quid and be an in debt to myself for a million but also have a million and just keep it rolling like that. like im not going to call the debt collectors on myself now am i
i WILL move up to Seattlei WILL get my private investigator licensei WILL wear a raincoat and fedora and carry a snubnose revolver i WILL drive around listening to jazz doomer playlists and smoking ciggies
incelwalking doneonto the voddy
This is it, whiling away the hours with my buddies on the chon
>>201422567fassy hole
>>201422653saturday night is a tune tbf
>>201422669what one did frasier live in
It's a club, and you ain't in it
Mental Ireland would still be part of the UK if Parliament weren't retarded and just gave them home rule in the 1800s
>>201422669What is the roadmap to become a private investigator?
>>201422674>incelwalkingsuddenly got the image of a incel doing a goofy walk while singing along to jive talking by the beegees
All these tiny fuckin islands in the Carribbean
Visit Krull
>>201422704Wouldn't have needed to if the dastardly English had just kept famining them until they were all dead
>>201422696Jokes on you sweetcheeks I would never want to be part of a club that would have me as a member
>>201422447Why the selfie lad?
>>201422745Literally all not countries
>private investigator I sleep>privates investigatorWHOA
aff tae bed
SHE SAIDTHERE'S SOMETHINGIN THE WOOD SHED
>>201422598well you wouldnt be sayin that if girl in pic was ugly
>>201422774It's yours
I used to be a private investigator, but then I got promoted and now I'm a sergeant investigator
>>201422714Depends on the state, it's actually really easy most places, hard part is starting your own practice and making decent money. Most just get stuck stalking people doing "surveillance" for barely over minimum wage with an agency
>>201422790Trannyspammer/Gyaldempaedo/Spainnonce/190
>>201422780They are though
>>201422753the anglo shows his true colourswiping out a white european christian people via starvation, your own neighbour in the isles no less
Asparagus piss
>>201422806>Most just get stuck stalking people doing "surveillance" for barely over minimum wage with an agencyI'm fine with that.
>>201422504Dunno mate. Im the same. If i'm depressed I hate showers. At least you live in a hot country. Impossible to feel depressed in the sea, id swim everyday if I could. But showers feel horrible on my skin in my cold musty house.
>>201422736Well you can tell by the way I roll my gait, not a ladies man and I don't get laid
>>201422820fosyeg
>>201422820>white europeanThought we were talking about the Irish?
>>201422798>I-it's yoursWhy don't you stop being such a virgin freak and then you won't cry so much about people having rational beliefs
>>201422839abducted by sea aliens
NO WORK TOMORRNO WORK TOMORRANO WORK TOMORRA
Play some calisto protocol because it was free on Epic. Makes me really appreciate in retrospect how much better Dead space is
>>201422833It's 9 degrees celsius
>>201422843haha x
any red hair and a hand-me-down robe man in
>>201422833>Impossible to feel depressed in the sea
>>201422832Me too. I'll get some experience being a slave for others then contact different law firms to do work for them on my own
stepped in mash
>>201422857The Irish are Hyperboreans
>>201422873What's that in Kelvin
>>201422883
>>201422873You're lying, it's permanently 30 degrees in all parts of Brazil at all times
>>201422883No hair no robes me *sigh*
>>201422893Yeah I know, always banging on about being oppressed and loving jamaicans, wish they'd hyperboreoff
>>201422833do you have warm water? cba to take showers every day but feels nice when i do take one. i have long hot showers and like to have a little sing as well xx
>hiberniansimply a latin mispronunciation of hyperboreanthe evidence is clear to see
>>201422883nay
nth for the gyaldem
There goes my hero
poo peer kier
>>201422924Yeah we all have warm water mate this isn't fucking /orkney/ is it
>>201422770Don't really mind hair on women, but don't care about this fetishism of it and armpits either
>>201422883I'm a gen z boss and a mini
OASIS are coming back lads
>>201422873Really? What a shit country you have. How embarrassing. I thought Brazil was warm year round.>>201422887Yeah unless its freezing cold like the North Sea or Irish sea. Or I suppose if you get bitten by a shark in the Bruce Ocean that could put a dampener on things.
Itty bitty titties and nob Itty bitty titties and nob
Isn't Ireland called Éireann in Irish?Their own mythology says they originated from Iranians
NEW>>201422985>>201422985>>201422985
>>201422883alri Weasley
hibernian is a mispronunciation of hi bear ian which was once said by a scotsman to a bear called ian in the town that is now called hibernian and the rest is history as they say
Fuck this shit. Gonna walk 1 km and take a shower in my mom's house. At least her shower thing is better.
>>201422988it's BOB not nob
>>201422944Trannyspammer/Gyaldempaedo/Spainnonce
>>201422924Yeah ive got a combi boiler but I dont like hot showers and usually keep it on 3/10 warmth. A lot of what I dont like about showers is getting in and out of the shower. Getting naked and cold and then stepping out of the shower and being all wet.
>>201422669funny, I live in Seattle and am technically a PI (though I don't use it, I have a job where I do investigations but not as a PI)
