Ludlow edition
Magnum P.I.E.
>>201422954my flat didnt have warm showers when i moved in i had to replace the shower pipes
Bergen sub-edition
It's over
deegs off his nut at carni trying to chirpse the a negro woman
Oasis are back lads get in
*enters /brit*
Brazil, what's going on over there?
Just waddled up the stairs
Hiromoot was arrested in France
>>201422985Bet there are lots of brown people with lots of brown kids and asian tourists there right now
>>201422929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo1EN_9LwCE
hi bear ian
fat girls
Have you heard Liam sing recently? It's bad. Real bad
>>201423032pretty sure thats riften in skyrim actually
golf ball shuckin
DESPISE fat people
>>201423090have you seen your face recently?
>>201423049Cutting edge research.I'm a tourist on /brit/How will you guys welcome me?
Fuck this gay earth I'll just rot here in my bedroom blasting some shit music
>300,000 bears>40,000 mountain lions>15,000 wolves>5m alligators>300,000 eaglesall these amazing things to shoot with a ridiculously powerful gun from walmartamericans are so lucky.
>>201422985Went to Ludlow Castle once, there was this random guy following us around the whole time talking to us. I think he was lonely
>>201423114By sucking you off
>>201423090voices age, the tone changes, particularly if you sing for a living your whole life. he's still got it though.
fuckin love chocolate almonds from costco
For me, it's __________
Honestly considering getting a smoking pipe
>>201423143Coke booze and cigs Noel songs better than ever
die another day is pure drecklove it
nth for the baddiedem
feel physically SICK seeing fat people
>>201423133Imagine if there was someone to unite themWhat would their "assault rifles" mean then
yeah i liked first two oasis album but never in my life would i lewt myself get conned outta big wonga to see these two octagenerian hasbeens croack out a massive shit on stage
>>201423163Christ is King
bears you say?
newnew>>201423109
>>201423139Zoomer retard
>>201423139Was trying to chat up your Mum mate, she was into it too don't know why you din't get the message and go read about the crenelations for a bit
>>201423205omg this is rorke
Sir HarrySir HarryReleased 3 March 2003 (Update)Members YesCombat level 62Size 1x1Examine A mighty-looking warrior.Combat infoXP bonus +2.5%Max hit 8Aggressive NoPoisonous NoAttack style SlashAttack speed 5 ticks (3.0 seconds)Respawn time 100 ticks (60 seconds)Combat stats 57 54 54 54 1 1Aggressive statsMonster attack bonus Monster strength bonus Monster magic strength bonus Monster ranged strength bonus+20 +22 +0 +0 +0 +0Melee defence +87 +84 +76Magic defence No elemental weakness-10 No elemental weaknessRanged defenceLight Standard Heavy+79 +79 +79ImmunitiesPoison Not immuneVenom Not immuneCannons ImmuneOpen in DPS calculatorSir Harry is a paladin and a member of the Royal Army of Ardougne that must be killed during the Underground Pass quest in order to collect the red paladin's badge. He gives the player food if they talk to him before throwing his badge down the well.
>>201423194phwoar would inseminate that aryan sex goddess on the right and watch her angst as she pops out a half asian child
>>201423219>crenelationsFOY
that's right i like bears
>>201423210Wtf she's got a closed up fanny
>>201423210Not gay today so I don't care
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>201423176You already posted this parasite.
what's your go-to chippy order lads?
>>201423269Finally someone's said it
>>201423260thas a bussy
>>201423249Was saving the l for you and you've just taken it bonehead get rektt
>>201423273Pie and mash
fake toby
reminder that the "baddiedem/gyaldem" spammer is paid advertising for their onlyfans
>>201423273scollops
My dad grew up in rural Ireland without indoor plumbing, I spent my days after school home alone smoking weed out of water bottle, and my kids will be playing golf and tennis at the country club. Big family come up in just a couple generations
>>201423269posted what? parasite who?
>>201423273Cod and chips
Very unsettling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpz1GCgEUkGetting educated
Business idea: cack-in-the-bog
back from the gig. it was enjoyable. hello
I am jive talking, go suck your mum
>>201423335No one cares that you're wasting money on a David Lloyd membership mate
>>201423368what gig
>>201423325Nope it's spaintard and he does it for FREE, YES *FREE*! He hopes to keep doing this for the rest of his life and we have absolutely no clue why.
>>201423335the world is ours
>>201423021still would
whatever happened to poleaboo?
Notorious P.I.E
>>201423273depends on the chippyat my favourite I like everything they do. fish, battered sausage, pies and gravy, kebabs/wrapsobviously chipsat other chip shops ill play safe and get fish and chips with salt and vinegar
>>201423378massive attack
Going to sleep. Nite x
Frio da desgraça.
>>201423371this reminds me of the calypso kid
>>201423423Nanite
HHHHHHMMMMRRRRRRREEEEEERRRRRREEERRRRRRGHHAAAAARGH--sorry about the that.
>>201423402think it still pops up on /britfeel/ once in a blue moon like the rest of the retards
who has two thumbs and likes bears?
oasis just announced their reunionthis is a big day for irish diaspora
>>201423419shite band
>>201423417This made me feel better. But i sleeping now.
>>201423417>4 million views
>>201423423gnite
>>201423447The creature that lurks up yer ma’s fanny
Loads of normies beginning to turn on Starmer, Reeves and the rest of Labour
>>201423432bet all the other elves bullied him at school
cant stop scranning bread
>>201423294Bazinga! The joke is, in fact, on you!'Crenelations' is not an Americanism at all, but instead a simple misspelling!LOL
>>201423423night ziggy
>>201423476only 18% of the country actually voted for labourthat's nothing
>>201423476On normiewatch are you? Taking notes?
>>201423503ktim
go eat 2 slices of bread youpiece of shit
>>201423483Weedmong.
>>201423500Fuck me that’s grim when you put it like that
breadlad loves his bread
Listening to Pinkerton.
>>201423484
>>201423476most normoids have no idea who Reeves is
would you say oasis were a part of the whole cool britannia thing?
bear
>>201423527We should play together more often
feel like this after ive had a vodka or three
>>201423384what zero pussy does to an incel..
>>201423547they were literally the poster boys
>>201423433ktim
>>201423516not smoked weed in years
>>201423547I would say your mum is part of the women that have eaten my semen
mouseyonamadone
>>201423560wasn't that blur
>>201423551begone, ghoulish little wannabe toff
>>201423578nah blur were too posh to appeal to the masses
Most haemorrhoids have some idea who Jeeves is
>>201423273chicken goujons, taco dip
>>201423500Perfect system
>>201423588i really like this
>>201423552How is the missus doing?Anything to report from the vague and unassuming beaches of the Iberian peninsula?
>>201423454ok
>>201423584what
>>201423601>goujonsthey're called tenders now apparently
So when you call someone "mother fucker" do you mean the person fucks their own mother or what?
Honestly might kill myself
>>201423631says who?
Trump only won 2016 by 80k votes in three swing states that garnered him 46 electoral votes
>>201423620my post was describing spainmong (hes an incel who gets zero pussy... spamming on brit his whole life thats what it did to him...
>>201423640What a dump
>>201423647Stonewall
>>201423646How will you do it lad?
>>201423550yes
>>201423646me too haha
>>201423688Sit through an hour of Mrs Brown’s Boys
>1997 cool britannia>2024ghoul britannia
took your mum out golfing earlier
>>201423718worse than death
>>201423726>2034grool britannia
local chippy was taken over by JFs and i made the mistake of ordering fish and chips, the chips were clearly cooked from frozen and the fish was this weird unnatural bright orange colour and tasted off
>>201423718It's a funny show, the gf loves it
>>201422985the daytime /brit/ threads are still complete cancer by the way all
>>201423758starmer's britain
>>201423730i wish my mum was that fit
>>201423730and people wonder why I grew up so big and strong...
rorke on a penny farthing cause it's "trad"
>>201423678Irish diaspora moment desu
think orange man wont win and it's relieving to feel
>>201423776Bitches love penny farthings
>>201423758my illusion view of britain...shattered
>>201423588horse
>2044Rule(d) Britannia
>>201423770settle down
>>201423790I wouldnt care but the radical lefty loons really might come for muh guns this time
leftypol uniting the workers of the world by joining a public sector union
Just got back from a tense day and realised I'd been holding in my fards and shids, spent an hour in the lavatory in relief
local chippy hasnt renovated for at least 30 yearsthats how you know its a good one
*zooms past you*
>>201423765‘rish ‘spora
The American experience
on the walnuts and red bull again
>>201423857Glad he's not the pm anymore he was shite
Sitting in my dark room crying
>>201423859>joggers in publicstate of you
>>201423859show us your circumsised nob hun x
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV
Might deep fry an alarm clock to see what happens.
>>201423859yesand then I feed raisins to the emu
>>201423906Not stepping out of my car
>>201423916no family guy
yoooo cody you're not even in drive breh
>>201422985Why are boomers so retarded? They keep telling they will never replace their white collar jobs with ai and they will replace blue collar work first
>>201423921are you that chinese bloke on youtube that deep fries everything
>>201423790I dunno i'm starting to like orange man again. And surely Yanks wont vote for a woman, let alone a coloured women.
/brit/ is a cloister I will not elaborate, but I may post some more pictures of cloisters
>>201423916Shut the fuck up.
>>201423928bet I could lure you out
>>201423921might dip my bollocks in while you're at it
>>201423949>imagelovely place and lovely park nearby, too bad the rest of the city is a shithole
>>201423921Time fries while you're having fun
>>201423859Imagine how many plastic food and drink containers are discarded dailyWe fucked the planet lads
been reading about marxism and soviet things since this is the general direction we are heading ininteresting these people have about 10000000 ways of saying the exact same thing in round about ways
>>201423943No but that sounds compelling
>>201423453>>>/sp/144019031
>>201423949That would be an ecumenical matter
>>201423988imagine how many micro-plastic particles entered his body from that single meal
>>201423966Didn't know that one was NY, fair play
>>201424008we aren't heading to communism mate why do you think that
>>201423975Excellent.
>>201424020Whoah, is this real?!
>>201423949Was in the minority of cultured aryan men who appreciated the Monastery quest in KCD
>>201424046
>>201423942well blue collar work causes more injury and illness presumably
>>201424017DRINK
>>201424043we are literally living in a communist state as we speak and it's getting more communist by the second
I am entering The Portal
I don't take anybody seriously unless they are a Christian.
>>201424046Hahahah look at him scurry
OI LOVE MOY BRICK
Football is just a platform to normalise wogs existing everywhere.
>>201424082g'luck
>>201424080don't think you know what communist isauthoritarian yes but communist means public ownership of means of production and we're not heading for that
me on question time:er this one is for mr starmer... hah sorry, sir starmeryeah anyway, so do you believe in life after love?
In the Court of the Crimson Twink
>>201424080I'm literally a communist.
>>201424085always preferred Edge
>>201424044Was going to attach this too but thought it might have been over egging the Foo Yung
>>201424106remember when southgate purposely chose 3 wogs in a row to take the pens so the press could have their 3 lions narrative and they all bottled it
>>201424082this was a triumphim making a scrote herepoo success
cancel culture? not a fan.
>>201424114private - public contracts ensure we get the same resulta mr blair innovation I believe
eaten far too much today and done far too littlewish i could kill myself
>>201424180thoughts on consequence culture?
>>201424197ktim every single day of my 20s
watched Barbarian and Men other nightBarbarian I thought was very good for first half when it had this kind of strange, existential horror vibe. But completely turned off when it just degenerated into another regular horror movie about some supernatural shit, albeit a sophisticated one (i.e. midsomar, hereditary territory which i thought while sophisticated were ultimately uneffective, mediocre and just dull)Men?Really liked that. Very beautiful movie apart from the gory bits. Jessie Buckley another fantastic performance. Very talented actress.
>>201424208I'm 32 which makes it even worse.
>>201424207personally dont think anyone should face the actions of their consequences unless i personally disagree with them
>>201424197may try so the butane thing meself
rip chief mouser larry :(
I needs food NOW CRACKA-ACK!
culture club? not a fan.
have absolutely no idea what a verb, noun, proverb, adverb, past participle is, dont know any of itjust speak english by pure instinct me
late night brit belly posting
>>201424248Oh SHIEAH niggum
>>201424227ah fairi'm 28 so I'm still a baby and can turn things around any day now (i won't)
>>201424207they've rebadged it you fool
GIVE IT TO THE WHITE GUYHE'LL MISSGIVE IT TO THE WHITE GUYHE'LL MISSGIVE IT TO THE WHITE GUYHE'LL MISS
>>201424265same, this always went straight over my head back in schooldont think it matters much anyway
>>201424057For me, it was the Scarlet Monastery
>>201424266*pinches your nipple hard*
>>201424227I've got ten years.... plenty of time (except ive already been a neet freak for five)
>>201424180>not a fan
There'd always be somebody that'll shoot down any dreamThere'll always be haters, that's the way it isHater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kidsBut they gon' have to take my life 'fore they take my drive'Cause when I was barely livin', that's what kept me aliveJust the thought that maybe it could be better than what we at at this timeMake it out of this grind, 'fore I'm out of my mind
>>201424211Thought pretty much the same with Barbarian, only reason I watched it was /tv/ was wanking over it Funnily enough I found Longlegs to be equally meh but this time /tv/ is seething at it, I don't get it
>>201423790cope
Is yandex down for anyone else?
>>201424293good post
just made a post about a minute ago and it has yet to appear
>>201424324>he uses noncey slavic databases
>>201424270ive been trying to turn it round for years. futile effort.
>>201424324>>201424340ktim
>Is yandex down for anyone else?
For me, it was the Edgeville Monastery
bedstein calling my name
do people really live in the shakespeare houses on the right?
mandem on da CRACKDEM nigga
>>201424324na its fine for me
Might move to Yi Ti
>>201424265>>201424285ktimgot A* in English language gcse as well
Ralph Niggum
>>201424344>ive been trying to turn it round for years.hs?>futile effort.starting to feel that way myself
lads i was on the hellotalk rightthis woman i was chatting to, middle aged japanese woman, honestly quite fit, works as a japanese teacher for foreigner studentsshe got invited to the hamptons by one of her studentsfair play but what the fuck, if i had a house in the hamptons id be inviting models and shit, what kind of runt has to go to a school and invite his ex teacher to spend the week with him when hes got a house in one of the most sought after areas on the planet
sacked tranny on his brum visit
>>201424352Love a monastery i do.Can't go wrong with a monastery.
Just got back from Wiger
Thine twink squealeth
>>201424401Nigga dats some houses
>>201424380SameDon't have the first clue what a subordinate clause is, but if I actually want to write something decent I will know how to do it and I don't need spellcheckers
By the flicking of my cum
>>201424387dieting. exercising. trying to get to grips with my depression issue. and im actually worse off than 5 years ago.
>>201424390It's ancient Indian tradition to worship transgenders, they're called Hijras.
>>201424401what my opps see after they get merked and respawn
>Nigga dats some houses
https://x.com/chrisjvevo/status/1827747187272434044?s=46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGII didnt know this was a boy.I want to just keep pretending but i've already masturbated to it and i feel awful. Maybe i am bisexual.
>>201424452how did that make you worse
Where's the lad who wanted to move to Seattle and become a PI? I have experience in this area (live in Seattle, trained as a PI but do something slightly different now)
>>201424542Aye
Mad how quickly those three girls murdered at Southport were memoryholed Bet you can't even remember their names
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8xTWriGEOo
>>201424520furry mong
I'M FURIOUS !!!
me in Seattle
>>201424542isn't it impossible to break into PI industry unless you're an ex cop
>>201424528consistent failure. everything i do just seems to make me spiral into something worse. my depression is worse than ever. my diet is an endless struggle of failure. my attempts to exercise hasnt worked. i just feel older and im tired. every day is more of a struggle. and now im a neet. my life has no meaning, no worth. honestly ive been drowning in a polluted sea and struggling to tread water is just making my lungs fill with salt. im choking while the weight of it all compounds and all I can do is try and float and pray for calm waters but i'm too tired to swim now and increasingly it has dawned on me i'm not going to make it.
>>201424452the solution is simple just eat like a spartanliterally just eat the blandest shit possible ALL THE TIME ALWAYS and eventually you will stop craving such sweet or whatever foodsit works for meplus if you are actually fat I can guarantee your depression is caused by the excess estrogen generated by fat cells, this is why fats just reamin fat forever, they are depressed so they eat and are depressed because if their fatness
>>201421224is that jummy saville
>>201424672>all I can do is try and float and prayHave you ever actually prayed lad? You should try. Or are you too good for it? Too smart and above such foolishness?
get the rapists, thieves, batterers freedget the social media users jailed
You - reading this?Stay righteous big dog. Until next time.
4chan's slow tonight
>>201424672a lot of those thinga are just consistent efforts that have peaks and troughs though. I don't get how you suddenly declared they failed at some pointIt took like 2 years before I felt the positive effects of consistent weightlifting for example, and it was just something I noticed one day
>>201424673I doubt you can get nutrients from just bland food. But yes I am fat and weight has been a lifelong issue for me that ive rarely been successful with addressing and when I have its rarely lasted. >>201424712I've prayed in hours of need but it's largely fallen on deaf ears.
>I doubt you can get nutrients from just bland food. But yes I am fat
>>201424564Do you want advice? Tell me a little about your background
Me Sailing in the OSRS Sailing update
Need to take acid at some point. Fear I'll go completely off my fucking nut though.
>>201424831>My backgroundLaying in bed and rotting in my smelly bedroom while convincing myself that anything else is futile. Sporadic periods of employment in service economy wagie hell before qutting, never longer than a 6 month stint.
>>201424795Modern art
>>201424835osrs is gay now
>>201424877you need to yeah?
How does it take 2 years to feel the effects of lifting lmao
>>201424908Yeh i played more 2 years ago and then i noticed it just getting worse with pride shit. I don't play much anymore desu
dirty old man
>>201424914not need to literallyfigure of speech
>>201424716Thanks big dawg
>>201424885>aaand we're off to a great start.What's your financial situation like? Seattle is expensive as fuck. One of the reasons I'm not actively doing PI work is that it doesn't pay very well (unless you work for yourself and have a lot of clients).
>>201424920took me two weeks cause i actually did it often and ate rightfelt noticeably stronger
mentalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjy8oLVOvi4
>>201424835they actually added it? mentali remember people saying sailing should/would be the new skill all the time back in the 00s
>>201424920I just meant mentally/emotionallyI saw and felt the progress physically every few months or so but that plateaued by 2-3 years
>>201424944>>201424944
