We are better than you edish
I was banksy but then I retire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgGCOmwd6WM&list=OLAK5uy_mPArogM8-0EsS66OEcrHwSAU6UWW9cvdc&index=1
>>201502544The 6 incels.
honestly somewhat disappointing that people still read and reply to sacked tranny posts
SO GIVE ME COFFEE AND TVEASILY
>They wouldn't know I'm trans unless I explicitly told themhttps://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
Mad how Labour just lied about everything again.
Get yourself a girlfriend to hug and kiss lads its mental
>>201502625
>>201502588I know I shouldn’t but I couldn’t resist making that joke
When I was banksy I paint but then I didn't do I gave someone else banksybut I keep money
>>201502588It’s just him talking to himself
>>201502625bit weird
wanking to myra hindley
got to debone a bunch of chicken thighs. urgh.
>>201502625Classic spainnonce
wanking to hyre mindley
Die Hard like Bruce for you
>>201502625???
clive myrie
wanking to myra hindIey
>get paid>subtract all necessary spending, such as bills, rent, petrol, savings etc.>you are left with your disposable income>divide it by the number of days until you next get paid>this is how much you are allowed to spend every day>aim to not exceed that on any given dayyou are now a personal finance guru.
Might move to China.
what's the most bent thing you've ever done lads?
>>201502648too true. but then you start to worry that the only reason your gf is with you and puts up with your weird/autistic personality is because you're 'cute'/sex
if myria hindley just had the chance to try bbc she would have never killed those kids
>>201502748read this post
i make shriek for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGd4efgdPAGrim
>>201502764
>>201502748Had sex with men
>>201502733this except i get wankered and spend loads on the delivery jew or the chemical jew and ruin it
gchq mega virus abort abort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Z4YE7nti0
>>201502733instead of pissing the money away, make disposable income a section of your budgetyou're now working towards a growing savings target
>>201502767weird thing to get hung up over
*unzips*
>>201502650>>201502673>>201502722https://vocaroo.com/1lY7xAXb1VfK
myra hindley sex arse
>>201502789
>>201502815I thought this too but he’s got savings in with expenses
>>201502837sxremaign
>>201502835great now you've got files everywhere
Lads I need a new backpack for work.Ideally quite big as I carry on my lunchboxes, bottle of water, A4 planner, work card etc. Also waterproof.Any recommendations? Around £65 max ideally.
>>201502748Let 5 random hairy old blokes spunk in my hole on Hampstead Heath, all in the same night
nth for the baddiedem
myra hindley rose west lesbian scissoring in hmp durham
>>201502837Screaming Post more
>>201502872you are low iq
>>201502837
>>201502890
Limmy just reacted to the Oasis news
>>201502648all evidence points towards you being correct but I choose to reject your hypothesis for my mental wellbeing
might have a bath
great thread so far
>>201502865Is DuckDuckGo down again?
>>201502927limmy fell off HARD a long time ago who gives a fuck what he thinks, he's a cuck and a laughing stock
>>201502837Why's he done that then
>>201502787blows my mind how dogshit billie eyelash's music is whenever i hear it
>backpack for work
>>201502962He's not a cuck he spoke to Lynne this morning
>>201502937
>Man, toddler shot to death on northeast side of Indianapolis
wearing my new trousers wet out the washing machine to wear them in
>>201502787Why is she dressed like J Roc?
I tell you who fell off hard. Sam Hyde. That guys new stuff is fucking unbearable now
got loads of muscles me
>>201503050Does that work?
>>201503055I love trolling him on /t/
>>201502971What's wrong with that?
>>201503055dont understand how hes still going and can apparently afford to employ a gang of hipster goons full time
>>201503071...yh
had a month away and come back and it's literally the same inane shite. you should leave this place lads
>>201503055crazy to think the last time he did anything decent was world peace which was like a fucking decade ago now
>>201503102you are mentally ill
>The Beatles>The Rolling Stones>Pink Floyd>Led Zeppelin>Queen>Duran Duran>The Smiths>Radiohead>Oasis>The Verve>Pulp>Coldplay>Kasabian>Arctic Monkeys>Gorillaz>Mumford and Sons>Florence and the Machinemad how good we are at this whole music thing
Cock and balls too big to wear those sexy boxers that you see David Beckham and that lot wearing on the adverts :/
>>201503129all irish diaspora
Why do some people sneer at backpacks exactly? They're convenient, let you store loads, free up your hands.
>>201503107he pays his sycophants pennies that he gets from his gumroad
>>201503106Looks childish
>>201503151no one sneers at them
>>201503150not allbeatles and oasis are thoughnorthwest is an irish colony unfortunately xx
>>201503129and that's just to name a small few
>>201503126What makes you say that?
>>201503195no literally every band listed has at least one irish diaspora member
woke up in the middle of the night and farted about 200 times
>>201503164No it doesn't lol
>>201503107Think he’s got a sizeable simp following on patreon or soem such site where he releasing even more shite He’s even got a house full of contestants called ‘fishtank’ now where he does big brother on a budget essentially. It’s total dogshite but the thread is very active on /tv/, so people must watch it
1990 was 34 years ago1991 was 33 years ago1992 was 32 years ago1993 was 31 years ago1994 was 30 years ago1995 was 29 years ago1996 was 28 years ago1997 was 27 years ago1998 was 26 years ago1999 was 25 years ago2000 was 24 years ago2001 was 23 years ago2002 was 22 years ago2003 was 21 years ago2004 was 20 years ago2005 was 19 years ago2006 was 18 years ago2007 was 17 years ago2008 was 16 years ago2009 was 15 years ago2010 was 14 years ago2011 was 13 years ago2012 was 12 years ago2013 was 11 years ago2014 was 10 years ago2015 was 9 years ago2016 was 8 years ago2017 was 7 years ago2018 was 6 years ago2019 was 5 years ago2020 was 4 years ago2021 was 3 years ago2022 was 2 years ago >>201502584>>201502643
tummy full of campari and tonic water
>>201503204I know you're talking bollocks because Coldplay is four 100% Tarqs
this week's hitchens>PETER HITCHENS: Zelensky may well get his Nato wish – but will it end the bloodshed and ruin?Here are two good rules, confirmed by history, to bear in mind.It is very dangerous to assume that any sort of alliance or diplomacy can deter or control a country that does not think it is defeated, or thinks it has been wronged. And powerful states do not always keep promises to defend small, weak countries against aggression.For example, for 75 years from 1870, Germany was the main threat to peace in Europe.In that year, the Prussian cynic Bismarck provoked France into starting a war that it duly lost. I have no doubt that German aggression also began the 1914 war that ruined Europe for ever.Europe did not 'sleepwalk' into it. Berlin marched into it and very nearly won. The crushing Versailles treaty of 1919 was supposed to put an end to this, but made it worse.Alas, it was not until Berlin was barbarically occupied by Stalin's Red Army and Germany's eastern regions were pillaged and ruined by Soviet power, that Germany learned not do this sort of thing again. Nowadays, it uses peaceful methods, mainly the EU, to dominate Europe and thank heaven for that. I state these brutal facts because it seems to me that we often forget themhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/article-12278503/PETER-HITCHENS-Zelensky-Nato-wish-end-bloodshed-ruin.html
toilfu is messaging me while she's on holiday.she has a a bf so i know it'll lead nowhere but it's making me feel warm and fuzzy nonetheless.Knowing that someone outside my family thinks about me is doing wonders for my mental.
>>201503267>2018 was 6 years agothis one always hits the hardest
>>201503283?
>>201503267>1994 was 30 years agoits OVER
Backpacks are far more convenient and better for your gait than a messenger bag or briefcase.
>>201503107He got rich off crypto ages ago and like the others said he has enough simps to get income from and abuse for low-cost work
>>201502905Chadley lol haha get it
>>201503304>Europe did not 'sleepwalk' into it. Berlin marched into ithe's a mong
>>201503309Stop wasting her time by saying you’re feeling suicidal and let her enjoy her holiday you freak
said 'when i was 18' a few times recently. weird thing is im 27, 9 years isnt exactly a lifetime ago but i feel like a different person in all the worst ways. not sure if i can pinpoint it to one specific thing but ive just become the most jaded, bitter slug and i feel like it has completely ambushed me. im not even sure if my hatred and disdain for everything even comes from a place of true hate and more of fear and awkwardness. I'd watch a film or find out something new and be excited or inspired, now all i can do is sneer and mock, probably because it's easier than actually getting excited over itanyway hows your tuesday night going lads
>>201503309you're already wrapped around her little finger, you pathetic worm. she only sends you the odd message because she knows that's all it takes for you to orbit her you utter simp
>>201503304>Alas, it was not until Berlin was barbarically occupied by Stalin's Red Armydidn't happen
MAD FERRETthank you Britain for saving the day
might have a second magnum ice cream
>>201503112having this with a game but if I quit now it looks like I gave up cause of beef, so I'm trudging on with a game I hate that is full of tiring secondary school tier beef and not-so-passive aggressiveness
>>201503403>two magnums in one dayfucking hell didn't know King Charles posted here
>>201503304Man got a point for once though I would argue the toss over how much of that was only Germany
>>201503403alri literal billionaire
>>201503410what game ?
I miss commiemong
w-what does this mean politicsbros
>>201503267>2003 was 21 years ago
>>201503403jesus, just how wealthy are you?
NEED a gf like this.
>>201503479no you dontsilence
He's literally meHope he eventually found one 7 years later
>>201503460You did get your Chinese visa didn’t you anon? We’ve been telling you for months
>>201503460tax rises to pay for mbak'pio's new house
>>201503445ants underground mobile game
scouring youtube for a woman to fall in love with
>>201503363she's instigating the messages and it's nothing that deep, just about work and her holiday>>201503382the best part is I know your wrong. she's just a nice person
>>201503403you fat cunt YOU FAT CUNT*pelts you with sausage rolls*FAT CUNT
>>201503510Here you go https://www.youtube.com/live/de2JCo7VAz4
>>201503304>a harsh punishment is what caused ww2>a harsh punishment is what stopped Germany starting WW3What a fucking mongloid lol
>>201503514>the best part is I know your wrong. she's just a nice personsome people just can't be helpedyou can take a horse to water.....
Sir Woke barmer
might play one of those video games
Sir Queer Farmer
>>201503479thats a little fella mate
>>201503460You’re a big guy
Mad how fit Fleur is in Goblet of Fire
>>201503460got the J-visa locked and loaded ready for November de lads looks like it was a nice investment
Sir Gift Card Redeemer
>>201503536no thanks
>>201503549being split in two and getting one half gommunised and one half brainwashed into hating your own people is harsher than paying some war reps lol
>>201503593really unfunny one this
>>201503596shame she walled so hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyu97t0KI2cthis vid is hilarious zoomer indian tries to refute all online racism against india in leftypol speak
Sir Cleveland Steamer
>>201503633
>>201503579LUV women that look like teenage boys CORRR
>>201503644mad how Canada imported the entirety of Punjab and you've got Trudeau and Poilievre both promising to hook up direct flights to Amritsar so even more can come
>>201503593phenomenal is this one
Madchester is back ladsMad fer itBiblical
>>201503644Mad how racist africans can be against other browns
>>201503623Germans got it a lot worse in the 20s than the 50/60s let’s not take the piss
sir queer chaser
>>201502544>file deleted
>>201503695visas for McDonalds workerscan't make it up
>>201503596``````````````````````````````````````````````
Why don’t we just dress up the small feminine looking lads as women and shag them instead if we can’t get a real girlfriend?
>>201503695Gotta love democracy
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fanny
>>201503775that's what's happening mate
>>201503536BASED
Are you OK Brits? If you can't say "no" because Keir Starmer is reading your posts just blink slowly twice
>>201503754she's cute though so i don't have a problem at all
>>201503754she can prepare my big mac iykwim
>>201502544For fucks sake i didnt save the imageCan someone post it again?
not racist just don't like nigerians Indians and pakistanis
>>201503804*spaffs on your t-shirt*
>>201503818
>>201503754Don’t really have an issue with this desuIsn’t having immigrants that actually abide by the laws, work and enjoy being part of the country the whole point?
>>201503133This might not mean much, considering I still wore my old holey topman boxers until recently, but I would highly recommend M&S' plain black cotton trunks. Solid quality, breathable, and plenty of room for the 'nads
>>201503818sure
>>201503818Interesting finger choice, class act that
>>201503841get in
>>201503818There you go lad
bastards targeting streaming sites~100 have went down in 24 hrs
>>201503536for me it's the fisterwhich i was not expecting
>>201503844oh fuck off leftypol you utter twat
>>201503793You’re telling me that was a man’s cock I sucked!?
>>201503754Reminds me of when the provincial governments started saying they wouldn’t give out work visas for hospitality any longer so Indians started a 24 hour “hunger strike” lmao
>>201503644ah yes indian music is the only music ever to use microtones, so impressive saar. they really are pathetic
>>201503868The palestine mob are way more violent]See - Pakis and communists
Get the single English-speaking women housed
>>201503869a frivolous endevour a thousand more have propped up in that time
>>201503869dont care. not a retard who streams lmao.
>>201503902God I just NEED some pussy NEED IT
>>201503901No one believes you Shlomo
it’s up
Business idea: Female immigrants who get jobs instead of males who rape and stab kids
>>201503966sounds racist
>>201503966keir. get this man arrested. pronto
>>201503873Yeah same surprisingly. Would wife. Don’t tell CC
what phone app do you use for posting on /brit/
>>201503966Fuck you sayin?
>>201504011chrome
>>201503966women would go from overwhelmingly supporting immigration to opposing it kek
>>201504011>phoneposting>ever
>>201503963>no weight changeAre you fat
>>201503986Sexist actually
got some mystery substance leaking out spots behind my ears
>>201504011Firefox loyal me. When at home and away
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_DnGIvBEn7M
>>201503644You warned me it would be leftypol but I had to turn it off after he said I couldn’t comprehend how good Indian food is lol
I am going to bed 3 hours earlier wish me luck.
>>201504089Good luck
Looking back the Browser Wars were quite silly
>>201504112what a bbw
>>201504112fat bamer
>>201504112oi sir kid starver where's the food for all those kids
Farted under the sheets which trapped the gas, then I moved and the gas wafted straight up into my face and I got a nose full of pure wet hot shite smell
>>201504112>>201504166>>201504219Really wasnt funny the first time 190
>>201504248
Catberg
>>201504267handsome
>>201504267He will be horizontally mounted
>>201503754>thank you Lordblessed, get her whole family in, leave the godless commies back in CCP land
>>201504291>>201504296My catberg is female
>>201504267i like his little black nose
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole>Arsole itself has not been reported in pure form, but several substituted analogs called arsoles exist. Arsoles and more complex arsole derivatives have similar structure and chemical properties to those of phosphole derivatives.
wonder if the weed girl next door would let me watch her pee for a hundred quid
>>201504319bigot
Sexo con mujeres britanicas
>>201504267Cute!
no chemicals
>>201504319she's cute
>>201504339Probably. I imagine most people would for half of that if you’re not wanking while watching
>>201502648>Get yourself a girlfriendHow?
>>201504339doubt it
>>201504339>a hundred quidbit high matethink most people would do that for 20 quid
Sir Pensioner Freezer
had enough
Opening up a pub. There'll be a sign out front 'no blacks, no dogs, no english'
>>201504425'no customers' either
>>201503849reckon she takes it up the arse
Sir Gears of Warmer
>>201504425Based, I will visit your pub the next time I am in Ireland
>>201504377id prefer to be wanking but its not really necessary in the moment>>201504383no probably not>>201504405she is quite good looking. like a 6/10 on the internet standards but in the chav shithole we live she is probably an 8.
ah, kino
>>201504477>t. 1/64 irish diaspora Tyler McCaffrey
How much would you charge if a woman asked to watch you piss or hold it while you piss? Hypothetically she is a 5/10.I’d let her do both for free.
>>201504425what's wrong with dogsyou muslim or something
Sir English Replacer
>>201504477we wuz irish
>>201504425how about Irish diaspora? im black btw
>>201504482Just ask her. What’s the worst that can happen?
Just learned something about picking up girls in Brazil. Apparently you introduce yourself first, talk and get to know them at a bar or whatever, then you kiss them for a bit AND THEN they decide if they want to exchange numbers or not. So fucking bizzare, you literally aren’t supposed to ask for numbers first. “Ficar” is just like kissing but very casually just for one evening or whatever with no intention of dating. You can just kiss random women in Brazil.
>>201504543He was from the Sainsbury's
>>201504482still I'd say that's worth 50 quid, at most
>>201504583brazil has been a nympho nation for centuries what do you expect
>>201504583that's how pulling works you mongwhat do you think, you meet a girl at a club, get her number and then stop interacting with her in person?
>>201504583>HSV-1>According to a study of 1,090 people aged 1–40, the seroprevalence of HSV-1 antibodies in Brazil's general population is 67.2%. The seroprevalence is 66.2% among men and 68.2% among women. Within Brazilian cities, the seroprevalence varies, with 73.3% in Manaus, 68.6% in Rio de Janeiro, 62.1% in Porto Alegre, and 47.0% in Fortaleza.Checks out
>>201504583This is standard in night clubs over here
>>201504583>>201504608absolutely grim when you think about it, the average brazilian women will passionately kiss and make out with tens, hundreds of men for a few minutes or hours during an evening and then decide they don’t really want to take it further. eventually some lad will get into a relationship with one and has basically kissed 1000 lads by proxy
>kissed 1000 lads corr
>>201504652their number isn’t given and is seen as more private, it’s different to here
gf just sent me this
>>201504011readchan
>>201504381What does dilation actually mean? Im scared
>>201504581dunno if its a legal offence to basically ask a stranger who lives next door to let me watch her pee for moneywould it help if I wait till she is smoking weed in the back garden to try the approach? that way she cant ring the police. >>201504628ok if i ever get the opportunity to ask ill offer 50 and up it to 100 if she says no but if she refuses again ill just back off and act like it was all a joke
>>201504748Keeping their surgical wound open by putting a dildo in it
>>201504748They stick a dildo in their axe wound to stretch it out and keep it from closing up
>>201504770If it’s a surgical wound wouldn’t it just be full of blood and scabs?
>>201504748watch this mate:https://old.bitchute.com/video/KtbIdjx8741G/hope this helps
>>201504809It is
The Five Great Guys
>>201504583could you not just err... apply some force... if witnesses saw you snogging all night then you could claim consent and no court in the world would convict
Love smoking weed Shame it makes you a retard though
This winter I will be illegally entering Russia via the Bering strait in search of a better life. Wish me luck lads
>>201504874
>>201504763Why not just wait til she’s alone and break in while she’s using the bathroom and threaten her unless she does it?
business idea: walking clock
>>201504884i'm sure the snow mongols will be happy to have you
what's the appeal of watching a woman pee?
>>201504874same 2bhlittle brother was smoking copious amounts near daily since he was 13 and has basically stunted himself, really sad
>>201504911dont want to get beaten up and chased out of town by the menfolk
i wish i never knew what you said to me now
>>201504949Tragic
the 5 great girls down sandford lane
>>201504939Vaginas are sexy
>>201504884Might love to Val’karay
New>>201504964>>201504964
>>201504961ah... the so-called "good leaf", we meet again
aff tae bed
Stupidly early quite frankly
>>201504477Good man, you'll receive a pint on the house
>>201504959She might know some dangerous men and im not exactly hard to find I live right next door to her. Granted her friends all look like stoner dorks but there are some dangerous blokes round here.
Janny!*clicks fingers*Janny! They’re doing it again!
>>201504992I thought I was the good leaf
>>201505119I was kidding I just think the notion of waiting for her to be compromised before you offer her money to do something like that is just asking to get charged with sexual harassment lol
