Sir Woke Barmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob4wefCKoQ0&list=LL&index=6
>>201504964>i used to love new wave music you know
>>201504993Gyaldem paedo/Trannyspammer/190/Spainpaedo/EmployedWoman/VPN cuck spammer/Heathermong
>>201504967is pee though?
>>201505016all mikey
>>201505011had my leatherman taken by police officers once b4
>>201505011what an utterly rancid lifeform
ktimming
>>201505016wrong on all counts hun xgoodnight x
>>201505017Can be. Especially if it’s coming out a vagina. (Yes I know pee doesn’t come out of the vagina. There is no need to call me a virgin)
>>201505042did you ever see him again?
>>201505056that's a big step
>>201505086no
Haven't enjoyed wanking in years Only do it cause I get sexually frustrated if I don't
>>201505056
why are they like this
>>201505078>I know pee doesn’t come out of the vaginaIt doesn't? Why, where else does it come from?
Don't you wanna see what they look like when they turn around?
>>201505105i just do it out of habit
>>201505112
Escape, la.
>>201505135i already know what they look like they're very famous
>>201505118alri virgin
*yawns massively* ohhhhh ffuuuck mee
>>201505105I only eat to remove the hunger
>>201505156>>201505056
>on phone to new gf>tell her I have to hang up because I have to piss>she insists on keeping the call going and hears me piss and then we continue the conversationshe's a wrong un ladsthink she gets off on itcould have sworn she had shallower breath during it dutty dutty gyal
Looking at Anchorage, Alaska on Google Street ViewPlace looks like a paradise. Insanely jealous, Yanks don’t know how good they have it.
hijacking airplanes used to be quite commonplace before 9/11
>>201505216janky
>>201505170*looks you up and down*I'll pass
>>201505159Hehe ;)
>>201505202How did she react to the inevitable mid-stream fart?
Job search toil later tonight.
>>201505215>63.8% White (57.1% were non-Hispanic or Latino), 10.0% Asian, 9.1% American Indian or Alaska Native, 6.0% African American, and 8.4% from two or more races
any shoewankers in the thread? signalling all shoewankers in the thread, if you would please raise your hands
going bed
>>201505253
>>201505264What's on the menu
>>201505202exgf used to do that but then called me disgusting when I asked her to do the same.Don’t understand women.
>>201505216seen her willy
>>201505264selling your arse down the sao paulo favela?
Just fucking ONCE I want to buy a euromillions ticket and win the jackpot, is that so much to ask?
>>201505264which brazilian city would be most agreeable for timid british tourists
>>201505317yes
Might bake 17 chicken drumsticks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VASSAN2W7mQ&list=PLZ1p9eYhCfp6JO8F1YeZjKq53HOLwvM64&index=4
in bed playing my 3DS
>>201505268doesn’t matter that much does it when the streets are clean, the businesses booming, the houses like mansions and surrounded by some of the most beautiful scenery in the world
>>201505295
Thinking about pintmen
Sorting my life out from this minute lads.
Nicotine pouch, cup of tea, ASMR.Sometimes it’s the simple things in life that are the most lush.
was never into asmr and thought asmr listeners were freaks but this vtuber likes to scratch the mic when she's upset at the game and it sounds really niceis it over for me?
ngl I'm going to fall asleep to deleted asmr
>>201505316>the singular são paulo favela
>>201505378>sheThere is no way it is actually a female
>>201505371>asmrGot my hapa wife on.
Chubby girls are alright to shag but could never settle down with one. Second she gets comfortable or has a kid she's going to become a landwhale. You won't want to fuck her and the relationship will die a death.If she doesn't exercise 2-3 days a week at minimum, bin her off
>>201505156I can't I'm here forever
im a bedmanive been known to put away 8, 9, 10 hours in the bed
>>201505378Not a fan of ASMR but I do enjoy the ASMR->Softcore->Boy/girl->BBC conveyer belt that many "ASMRtists" embark upon
drinking again arent i aha
absolutely screaming at a yank on Reddit complaining about someone stealing the fog light off their rental car while on a trip to Scotland and when someone asked him if he was an American he replied "I am a person what difference does that make"
>>201505378Nah, just watch stuff that’s actual ASMR like noises or triggers and not degenerate coomer shit or GFE
SIR WOKE BARMER
mad that horses are actually indigeneous to north america but crossed the beiring strait (without humans) and came into the asian steppe before humans domesticated themhorses are ACTUAL native americans
>>201505410voice changers aren't nearly as good as you think they are retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9n-CRwwO4
>>201505352A certain kind of English person really finds shit like this funny for some reason.
>>201505435Any examples?
>>201505431Every night?? You're an absolute sleeping machine!
>>201505435>ASMR->Softcore->Boy/girl->BBC conveyer belt
>>201505462Struck a nerve, did I?
love seeing /brit/ posters in the wild
>>201505415my gf never exercises but she also barely eats
>>201505442Roaring
>>201505321Prolly the ones from the south like Porto Alegre and Florianopolis.
>>201504964
go sox
>>201505500>>201505533
>>201505518how can this be that big a deal
>>201505528a daring synthesis
>>201505518I don't understand how a foglight can be stolen like that
Mousey stealing fog lights for his laboratory now is he?
>>201505415Gf exercises too much almost
>>201505555yodelling at the thought of some fat yanks somewhere outside fort william right now just absolutely seething some ned has came up and swiped a light off their carthey’ve probably phoned the polis and want an investigation
Leftypol wants you to believe this is equal to Bach
>>201505556Me when I get a (You)
>>201505618
>>201505595Spend a lot of time 'at the.gym' does she
>>201505618Love this
>>201505601No sound mate
>>201505601leftypol wants this scene on every block
>>201505634
imagine if we'd woken up in the corbyn-verse instead of johnson-verse
>>201505458did you know the Comanches rode horses using the same techniques as 7th century Arab warriors because they learned horseriding from the Spaniards who learned from the Arabs
>>201505638No she’s cycling most of the time
>>201505601Right that's tonight's wank sorted
>>201505601Moving to England right now.
any far-right post-schmittian celtic fans in
>>201505618STUPID FUCKING WHORE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHASLUT! SLUT!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT A TYPICAL WOMAN. "I'M THE BEST, I'VE PROVEN I'M SUPERIOR"AND THEN BLATBRRRRRRRRRRRR DATFUCK YOU, DENIED!!!PUSSY PASS DENIED!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE SLUTSLUT SLUTCUNT CUNT WHORE SLUTDIE WHOREENJOY SECOND PLACE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>201505685how is there a technique to riding a horse
>Israel attacking Lebanon againI wonder if that's another two week warning from Iran.
>>201505599don’t you just claim insurance or tell the rental car company or whatever
>>201505533Yes I have gotten a plain black coffee from Dunkin
>>201505706me unironically
Women's liberation means selling their bodies on Onlyfans, turning the office into a nightclub and refusing to have children
>>201505618Love seeing spaniards humbledDunno whyOnly ever met one spanish person and he was a good bloke
>>201505711
>>201505672thought you were aff tae bed x
>>201505712>readingstopped right there
>>201505728this applies to one in three celtic fans from my experience
>>201505712Reading festival?
>>201505672I'll give her a hard feelingIf you're picking up on the general meaning of my statement
>VTubers are maleOne of the most popular ones is a chubby girl who likes black men and rap
>>201505730you must have been in some strange nightclubs
>>201505713You can ride English style, where you don’t use the reins, or you can ride western style, where you can use the reins but everyone laughs at you if you do
>>201505556Fucking zoomers, was trying to decide whether she was cute and then this killed my semi
>>201505770God that's SO hot
dudes be like>wow, with this 8%/yr investment I can DOUBLE MY MONEY in just 9 yearsthen they realise inflation was ticking at 3% a year and they have to pay 20-25% tax on the money they made>oh shit now it's more like 18 years whoops haha...
>>201505788how so
universal ghetto life, holla black, ya know it well
>>201505752I’m Julius Evola CSC
>>201505770sure mateenjoy your... women... who have anime avatars
>>201505712>blacksmithingThat’s how I know this is fake
rorke be like>don't you realise she enjoys RAP
Some chuds load up fortnite. Others read every jewish headline and tweet they can and roleplay the idea that they will watch ww3 like its a cartoon, narrated by tweets.Whatever keeps you little squeekers off the streets, but the problem is tyrone is railing becky while you're off your meds thinking the worlds going to end just for you because your life sucks. KEK.2 more weeks chuds. 2 more weeks.
Moving to Lithuania
>>201505618Celebrating before you actually win is brainlet behavior
>>201505813you know they're getting leaky over blacksmiths
>>201505793>they have to pay 20-25% tax on the moneyyeah idk wtf an isa is either mate
Based. Praise kek. SJWs triggered.
What is the appeal of vtubers?
Might move to Arlesey, Central Bedfordshire
>>201505618it was at this moment she knew she fucked up
>>201505836women even invade mtg something they supposedly hate. why wont they just fuck off?
>>201505836>reading >building models >wargamingdo these
>>201505202>>201505295why dont you set the phone down in a room that isnt the bathroom
>>201505842THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU8 YEARS
>>201505716Sure would be a shame if the neighbouring countries were gang up together and nuke it off the map once and for all. Can't imagine how depressing life in Britain would be without constant updates about conflict in Israel.
>>201505825Mental how badly I mindraped you
Was about to make a jokey "2016 was 8 years ago" post but then I realised it was actually true
>>201505825Mental how badly he mindraped you
what'll it be, chaps?
are vasectomies common in the UK
>>201505860>in a race>"oh my god another racer has appeared behind me!"
1990 was 34 years ago1991 was 33 years ago1992 was 32 years ago1993 was 31 years ago1994 was 30 years ago1995 was 29 years ago1996 was 28 years ago1997 was 27 years ago1998 was 26 years ago1999 was 25 years ago2000 was 24 years ago2001 was 23 years ago2002 was 22 years ago2003 was 21 years ago2004 was 20 years ago2005 was 19 years ago2006 was 18 years ago2007 was 17 years ago2008 was 16 years ago2009 was 15 years ago2010 was 14 years ago2011 was 13 years ago2012 was 12 years ago2013 was 11 years ago2014 was 10 years ago2015 was 9 years ago2016 was 8 years ago2017 was 7 years ago2018 was 6 years ago2019 was 5 years ago2020 was 4 years ago2021 was 3 years ago2022 was 2 years ago
>>201505931one water
>>201505931Slang R batter sassitch for me pal
Hate dating lefty girls because they are insufferable and vegan or vegetarian.Love dating lefty girls because they give great head and let you shag them in the arse.
>>201505970You should be shot
>>201505937Not sure why that's any of your concern
>>201505931bree an brisselt tatties wi a wheen cheese
>>201505848I used to watch normal streamers on twitch but got sick of it turning into drama shows, hot tub streams and being more about the streamer than what they are streaming. Cartoon in the corner is less obnoxious and more entertaining for me
>>201505931jus e capple ee slockeners fer mee aye laddiecappla a tannies, a wee battle a watteraf at's nae bothar fe ye?
>>201505930>>201505903>online threatKier is personally going to lock you up
>>201505528>>201505538The joke is over 190>>201505672>>201505476>>201505440>>201505216Gyaldem paedo/Trannyspammer/190/Spainpaedo/EmployedWoman/VPN cuck spammer/Heathermong>>201505672
>>201505999becuse im thinking of getting one. missus says its reversible so im struggling to come up with a reason not toonly problem is I think they're kind of woke
>>201505997>lefty girlsThat's all that there is outside of a handful of Christians
I've just entered the thread and haven't read any posts, so I won't get any of the references
>>201506040Hope this isn't some cuck shit, your body your choice.
>>201506055jam it in fifth you stupid wazzock!
>>201506055Same as every other thread for the last 6 months. No need to read it
Adam.
>>201505931For me it’s clappit manch in a bap wi a pyne-aipple roon
>>201506016Huh makes sense actually thanks
getting my daily dose of queer cinema
>>201505970fucking kill yourself
>>201505998>>201506103
don't understand youtubersdon't understand streamersdon't understand vtuberswatch footie podcasts every now and thenhave to be proper gagging for footie if i do tho
>>201506043It's doing my head in, don't want the christcucks, just want someone who thinks for themselves instead of worrying about orange man in America because the guardian said so
>>201506068how is it cuck to have consequence free sex
>>201506107
Not only is Ulster Scots a meme language but the Ulster accent is the most jarring and horrific of all the irish ones
>>201506125Tough shit.
>>201506117Is footie slang for a 12 inch black shlong?
>>201505998>>201506103dont understand this gimmick
>>201506134im scared
>>201506134
>>201506154He’s a literal pedophile
>>201506151bet you'd be wittier than that if your only friend wasn't a picture in picture box on your screen
Heard a joke earlier, but I forgot it
>>201506156Any crackhead porn in. Like paying em to suck yo dick.
Jacko and the Badger bought it at the first Ypres front, unfortunately — quite a shock, that. I remember Bumfluff’s house-master wrote and told me that Sticky had been out for a duck, and the Gubber had snitched a parcel sausage-end and gone goose-over-stump frogside.
mental women don’t have williesactually walk about all day willy-lessfries my brain
>>201506171lol who is that?
>>201506150Feel free to mutilate your balls because a woman told you to.
>>201506202good post
>>201506154gingernonce rapes kids (but actually, not like mousenonce or spainnonce where they might but no one really knows)
>>201506148The Ulster accent is KINO, the rest sound pure reddit
>>201506040Non-medically necessary is very VERY dumb. Don't take any surgery lightlyI say fuck that
>>201506202He frightens me
>>201506196>mental women don’t have willies>actually walk about all day willy-less>fries my brainAll willy-nilly, eh
>>201506154>>201506235>>201506244he's lying and these are song lyrics
>>201506236you’re just being contrariansounds whiny and retarded dublin is my favourite
Wish I could find a crackwhore who is in her 20s and only 3 months into being a crackwhore so she's still decent looking and showers.
>>201506202vpn off emmayank you sad fuck
believe me when i tell youi never meant to break your heeeeeartmay god pick up the piecesof dreams that fall apaaaaart
big fan of Imogen Gay Poots
>>201506238*Non-medically necessary surgery
>>201506180?
>>201506264I'm not being contrarian. Dublin is my favourite Southern accent to be fair, the rest are just too twee and irksome imo
Don’t care about your nonce lore. Post images of big fat arses or cute Asian women.
Toilers go to bedThread quality tumblesYou can't explain that
>>201506294r pootsy
>>201506294Looks finnish
Gingerpedo is the poster with hundreds of images of a dead sandy hook girl on his computer, all the “for the discussion of British culture” threads are him, wikipedo aka gingernonce
>>201506202>is everybody studying
ah yes, the southern city of Dublinwith its typically southern accents
>>201504939Its proper horny. Been a fetish of mine for years. 4 events seeing girls pee got me into it. I doubt porn could spark the fetish.
Small tiny hairless pussies. Mmmm
>>201506332Didn’t realize he’s been posting this shit for over 5 years You can tell he’s done something bad IRL by the way he occasionally admits he needs to stop posting but can’t
>>201506364bro is responding to a post from like fuckin 12 hours ago...
DESPISE people with round heads
>>201506407alright Charles I
>DESPISE people with round heads
Getting into Creedence River Revival
>>201506375he was posting as far back as 2017
>>201506400It was from the last thread. Ive been busy thinking about the times i've seen girls having a wee.
>>201506356If it's not Ulster then it's southron territory (with the exception of some border counties)
>>201506039toby
>>201506436scrombling
>>201506039
>>201506436sent that David Coulthard looking motherfucker into the other realm
might apply for one of them drama schools for a 3 year degree that all the establishment famous people went toreckon it's too late at 30?never acted but i've lied well in the past
>>201506426kek was going to say this
Going to start an Allman Brothers cover band, invite som women and call it the Allgender Bretheren
>>201506504100% too late fuck me
>>201506504it’s all nepotism mate if you don’t have connections to the entertainment industry you’re extremely limited
>>201506504Mate everyone had their first acting role at 10…
>>201506504think those are just fronts for rich people to engage in freakishness
Might rent my arsehole
Got the cum hiccups
>>201506553Not all had to act infront of the Social Services or risk the belt
>>201506525>>201506541>>201506553ah well. that's that thenwhat about a bit of rapping or stand up comedy?
>>201506565Ai slop is getting annoying now
>>201506565Despise people who dance
>>201506597Tell us a joke then
>>201506565rorke just got SERVED!
once told my Irish mate I was about to start reading one of the great Irish authors and he thought I was jokingdo Irish people not know they have a rich literary history
https://x.com/Elle98759673/status/1828423762053603772
>>201506504It's never too late really. Your first acting role could be an old man telling kids to get off his lawn in a movie.Even with that degree you'll end up as an extra in a few movies and doing shit stage plays in Birmingham unless you're willing to suck off Harvey Weinstein
>>201506628imageboard not a linkboard
>Tell us a joke then>>201506615
>Despise people who dance
>>201506621James Joyce, Bram Stoker, Oscar Wilde… that’s it.
>>201506615What's the difference between a Frenchman and a sneaky link? The guardian the first gay black guy who stabbed the dead in a few times in a year and I have to be in a good mood for the weekend with you lot isn't that the best way of getting a longer one than the coke
wanted to be an actor when I was a kid but they didn’t let me in the school play so I gave up
/eire/ annual meet up https://x.com/elle98759673/status/1828423762053603772
>>201506621might have considered them to be not properly irish since they were anglo irish loyal to the crown most of the catholic natives lived in rural backwaters, all the cities were ruled by a protestant, royalist upper elite that would have had the wealth and status to pursue literature. we’re talking pre famine here, many Catholic Irishmen got rich off the Industrial Revolution.
>>201506615i'm not very funny over text
might forgo tonight's incel walk
Family, Nation, Race, HumanityThe natural order of one's obligations.
>>201506668are you on fucking acid or something what in christs name are you on about
>>201506668Might be worth seeing if the retard factory is hiring
>>201506685Cockmogs me!
>>201506731By Nation I mean other Britons (my ethnos), I don't mean people who have a piece of paper that says they're British.
>>201506749get the barm poo'd
>>201506749cunt got served poo and chips
keep waking up at 4am exactly and not being able to go back to sleep fuck my chungus life
>>201506738Just pressed the left suggestion word on my phone 30 times
>>201506663you fuckin retarded or somethingWho is YeatsWho is CS LewisWho is BeckettWHo is Swift
>>201506749Get your shit and chips while is warm sar
>>201506762Is your ethnos English, Welsh and Scotsmen? Are Irishmen included?
>>201506731Um think you're forgetting someone!!
>>201506632i'd let myself be used sexually for an easy life. i'm the sort who, if i was born a woman, would be a prostitute.is there a way of making this known to producers? do i still need the degree if i shag them?
>>201506621Outside of Erigena and Joyce (who mogg ALL English authors to oblivion and totally confirm Ireland's creative and intellectual supremacy) most of these guys are fairly mediocre (not to mention the famous authors are mostly anglo-Irish). Irish bands are all shite too. We are extremely unprolific. I think it might be a consequence of losing the language, our output has been shite since the bardic tradition died a death.
>>201506740What job would he do at the retard factory?Maybe they can use him as inspiration.
>>201506782are you having dreams? have you got something weighing on your conscience?
>*pastes a random Twitter or YouTube link with zero context, description or comment*>yeah that’s mint, everyone will definitely click on that
>>201506781blud is eating like a 9 year old from a council estate
where's emmettwhere's thailadwhere's moniwhere's davewhere's nassimwhere's melvinwhere's 190where's mbokowhere's dougwhere's eggywhere's malapontewhere's catyankwhere's betowhere's turtwhere's jeffwhere's lachlanwhere's mikey
>>201506782
>>201506781Are those waffles even cooked
>>201506839im here
>>201506778is this pro or anti aryan?don’t get it
>>201506867the bean balancer
>>201506839We will remember them
>>201506870Slightly toasted
>>201506793>Who is YeatsDunno>Who is CS LewisNonce>Who is BeckettAnnoying cunt with the big teeth>WHo is SwiftShe’s a yank
>>201506830i slept for 3 hours and had a dream a woman and i were chasing each other through a shopping centre trying to kill each other as some public spectacle then i found a big pile of onions with 1/3 cut off and tried chucking them at the spectators but I couldn’t throw them far enough
>>201506867used to miccy up two tins of heinz spaghetti and sausages and just eat that in a bowl, me
>>201506809I'm English, but I definitely feel closer to the other Nations in the British isles.So it would be something like thisFamily > English > British > Irish > Europeans > Rest of HumaityMost of this stuff was instinctual though, most hairsplitting is leftists trying to muddy the waters.
>posts a random complaint about the virginous general you spend all day on>ah yeah this will be great everyone will love this
>>201506867absolute peak of runtslop here the pepsi max sells it but honestly would scran
>>201506839All me
>>201506867why is there so much bean water
>>201506917ktim
>>201506810Jesus was aryan
learning how to make biodisel for the eventualities when the fuel lines get cut off for everyone
>>201506785Gonna give this a go.A girl from work went to a party where she was and got a group photo of them gathering dust and a sachet of mayo and a sachet of mayo and a sachet of mayo and a sachet of her mother and her wife and her husband were a father and a father who lived in London for almost years and buy a house in a few Fantasy football leagues and a sachet of mayo and a sachet of mayo and a sachet of mayo
>>201506910I consider the British and Irish race one islander people that is my “ethnos”. I don’t care much for other European groups but obviously prefer them and feel closer to them than non Europeans
>>201506467>>201506481Irrelevant catchphrase/copypastaMods do your job - your job -
>>201506867Attack this like a horny 13 year old with your lips and youll be set
Windy out
>>201506903Mad how speed is bullshit in dreamsA lot of my dreams involve walking but I just do that slow trundle because my brain won't render more dream
>>201506953knew it!
>>201506980>>201506980
>>201506971Ever had a smell dream. Did once
>>201506990>>201506990
>>201506839*raises paw*
My Dad always says that you should shag your mrs before you have a meal out. You get a nice romantic shag then a lovely meal aftewards. Says it isn't nice to shag after a big meal where you're trying not to burp and fart.Probably good advice, but I am a virgin freak lol
>>201506966Would a Chinese girl like this be at risk of being raped? Do they rape in China?
>>201506952There's definitely room for debate here m8, don't necessarily disagree with you.
