it
nan sorting me out tonight, if you know what i mean heh eh
*shakes a keychain in front of Toby*
>>201506980Had a 30 minute wankGood long wanks occasionally beats frequent short tugs
If she doesn't piss on your cock while you wank, bin her off
>>201506980new charli xcx album is looking good
True this
Everyone here quite morose and taciturn
What's the temperature of a fart as it leaves the anus?I'd imagine pretty warm. Body temp?
>>201507023Nice ass, and the girl isn't bad either!
>>201507061Depends on the proximity to an open flame
>>201507013>My Dad always says that you should shag your mrs before you have a meal out. You get a nice romantic shag then a lovely meal aftewards. Says it isn't nice to shag after a big meal where you're trying not to burp and fart.>Probably good advice, but I am a virgin freak lolYeah, definitely don't feel like shagging when I'm stuffed full of food.
>>201507061It can be seen by nightvision goggles, so quite high
cant decide whether to smoke a joint or go to bed
Might have a glass of water
>>201507114what a psuedcame up with ideas much more complex than this by the time i was 12
>>201507114Mental how modern Marxists would consider this a Fascist opinion.
>>201507130I said this yesterday, what a post thief
BEER
>>201507134No you didn’t be quiet
>>201507134An idea's complexity is no indication of its value, bullshit can be complex.
Accidentally ate 3000kcal today
trying to put weight on but im never hungry and when i am i eat a bit and them im done, is there any meal drink things that aren't a meme? i want to get up to 65kg
>>201507183was just saying this at the midwit club
Don't mind the Australian accents, but there's a kind of Australian accent that tends towards upspeak and that genuinely makes my teeth itch.
Evolution>Noooo you must inseminate a female of your speciesMe>time to nut in the toilet again
I'm on a seafood diet. I eat pussy
>>201507192Update: 3140kcal (just had a kitkat)
>Diego María de la Concepción Juan Nepomuceno Estanislao de la Rivera y Barrientos Acosta y RodríguezWhy do beaners have such long names ?
how much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck gay porn
>>201507206Midwits love complicated drivel, it's why all midwits at uni are leftists.
>>201507204Google “svunt shake”
>>201507192you didn't each 3000K calories you fucking idioteat a fucking gram of uranium did you?
Going to become intellectual. Buy some books. Who should I read first? Was thinking Dostoyevsky.
>>201507236fuck and suck
>>201507226Picasso's full name was Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
>>201507211what's upspeak>NOT MUCH MAN HOW ABOUT YOU
>>201507226Wtf is a beaner
rorkes unwashed cock reeking of stale diabetic fat girl piss
>>201507292first day on the internet is it?
>>201507278great gatsby, good first book if you want to get into reading
>>201507265alri peanut brain man
>>201507283Rising intonation, where everything sounds like a question.
>>201507315new zealanders do that aussies go down
>>201507314yeah mate you had 3 million caloriesfat's gone straight to your stupid head
how much fuck would a fucksuck suck if a fucksuck could fuck suck
>>201507040That's the turning point where we stop being slaves to our own biology and can actually be considered intelligent life?
rorke be like: " I've clocked 4,000 hours in being an internet virgin, I know all memes and sayings "
>>201507266you should be hanging in the gallows
>>201507329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE
>>201507315Ever try rewatching an Inbetweeners episode. Fucking hell that lot can't help themselves with that, not sure if it's a southern thing in general, don't think so
>>201507307>fiction
>>201507278Crime and Punishment is very relatable if you're a shut-in incel
>>201507278>>201507347
>>201507345I'm about to CLOCK you
>>201507074aha wahey x
>>201507345malcolm gladwell says you need 10k hours to be an expert in stuff
>>201507332You're a retard. Calories in food are actually kilocalories.
>>201507353Despise Southerners
>Calories in food are actually kilocalories.
>>201507353The Inbetweeners was ok, sick of everyone in this country treating it like it’s the fucking best thing since sliced bread. Quoting it all the time and constant unfunny memes shared all across British social media. Piss off.
Might bin off the rest day and go for a 6am run, see if I can find any women to frighten
Southerners swear like " OI SHAT AAPP YA FAKKIN BAASTAAARD".Lol, how can that be intimidating omdz
>>201507379Pareto principle says you get 80% of the results with 20% of the effort.So 2000 hours makes you 80% of a master. Basically 1 year at a full time job
>>201507398fuck off clean shirt
lads, if you lived in a few different places growing up, where do you say you're from when asked? dont know whether to go with the place i was born or the place i spent the most amount of time in
>>201507395Bruce…what did you think the k in kcal stood for?
>>201507395It's actually true, we all spontaneously decided to colloquially start calling kilocalories calories, look it up.
The only book you need to read is the Bible.
>>201507421Whatever you prefer, we don't care.
>>201507419pedo principle says anyone I reply to is a nonce
>>201507420
Mein kampf is my bible
>>201507411Good post.
>>201507430What about the iliad?
>>201507430Which part of the bible teaches me how to arsewank a poo
>>201507421say you're a wanderer and you've wandered around, wandering
Hope the leaf doesn't reply to me
>>201507421Nearly died of boredom reading this post.
>>201507474howling at that battle station in the back no bird is ever going near that room
>>201507422>>201507424alright regardless, you'd have to be autistic to say kcal instead of cal or calories as is commonly said
>>201507461wish I had my collection of 'jaks and the effort to post them when some mong starts talking about le greeks
>>201507474size of those fucking cankles
Lily Allen reveals she got rid of her dog after it cost her a fortune by eating her and her children's passports and visas - which also prevented the kids seeing their father for months
>>201507504Are you joking mate you were just telling some poor cunt to read the Bible
>>201507506Irish diaspora
>>2015075063>1>2>4
Was meant to go to sleep at 11 for an early night Fucks SAKE
Big C equal kcal, small c equals calorie1kcal = 1000 calories = 1 Calorie
>>201507506And Starmer wants to make hating women illegal LMAO
Collecting a years worth of spaff in the freezer then taking it outside and shattering it with a pickaxe in front of some coppers
>>201507506>>201507556
>>201507561You're a big T (TWAT)
>>201507559ktim about to go on a midnight goon sesh with a few gyaldem though
Why do you always feel like utter shit waking up after going to bed with a full stomach?
Lily Allen could be crawling around Tottenham eating dog shit off the pavement and I wouldn’t care.Who the fuck cares about Lily Allen? It isn’t 2006 anymore
>>201507588you’re an insanely grim person
>>201507587Your mum loves BBCbig B meaning 1000 black cocks
Might have a fucking wank
I think the best time to shag is in the morning. Either when you wake up or mid morning before eating anything to heavy or drinking or smoking too much. The worst time is after a big meal or drunk or on drugs late at night. I suppose its probably the opposite for female enjoyment but shagging is easier for birds.
Peepee Poollen
just found out i'm irish diaspora
on my heaven's gate grindset
>>201507357so what
>>201507569Would like to take minced meat, freeze it in a latex glove and hide it in a pile of snow where kids can find it
>>201507598I have deeper mysteries to ponder than this
Need a gf who will sit in the bath with me and fart in my lap and laugh as her stinky bubbles rise to the surface of our collective stew
>>201507606everyone knows birds are a lot more receptive after midnight, just can't say no
>>201507543She is such a cunt. I like a few of her songs but she reminds me of my psycho BPD ex.
>>201507598All your organs get smushed up and they've not got the room to breathe and relax so they're working hard all nightJust to note I'm not a doctor and in fact have no medical qualifications or training
>>201507600>Who the fuck cares about Lily Allen?Her family and friends I imagine.
>>201507598It attracts the gnomes.
>>201507598I don't, I just feel very hungry again
>>201507587
Remember Sarah Whatmore?
>>201507694More like Sarah Whomore
>>201507694No fucking clue who that is, no
>>201507694Sarah Whatnow
>>201507587sent that sexless twat to reinforced walls of lumbridge
irish lass letting off a wall shaking fart, call that finnegans quake
>>201507694Yh
>>201507506who's the second one
Creatine makes you bald
the mrs
>>201507741Lucy Letby after she joined the Aryan Brotherhood in jail
>>201507743Every single human has creatine in their body right now.
>>201507754mrs, as in MISTER SCHLONG
>>201507711>>201507714>>201507717
sent that speccy cunt to the illuminating lenses of the kandarin observatory
>>201507487must try harder next time
sent tha cunt hame wi a smecked erse
>>201507506they all look relatedmad that
>>201507506the so-called 'gyaldem'
Been exactly 14 years since John Prescott shat in my mouth whilst dressed as a hussar.
still chuckle to myslef abouit that autistic yank who wrote 75% of scots wikipedia
Elmer stops in his tracks at the sight of the beautiful Valkyrie Brünnhilde (Bugs in drag). "Siegfried" and "Brünnhilde" exchange endearments and perform a short ballet (based on the Venusberg ballet in Tannhäuser). Bugs' true identity is exposed when his headdress falls off, enraging Elmer. Bugs discards his disguise, and the chase begins anew. Elmer's wrath causes a storm to brew, tearing apart the mountains where Bugs has fled. Upon seeing Bugs' intact yet seemingly lifeless body as a drop of rain from a flower lands on the rabbit, Elmer regrets his wrath and tearfully carries the rabbit off to Valhalla in keeping with the Wagnerian theme per Act III of the Valkyries. Bugs briefly breaks the fourth wall and raises his head to address the audience in his normal speaking voice, "Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?" before going back to playing dead.
Why's Heathernonce obsessed with Myra Hindley now?
>>201507890Breasts!
>>201507754WHOM
>>201507694No but I remember Duncan Watmore
>>201507882How are you marking the anniversary
sent that twisted cretin to the decrepit dwellings of west ardougne
the emotes in tf2 are so cute
>>201507890um
>>201507918Prefer not to say.
sent that neek to bed with no supper
Should be in bed. I had an early night last night and was up at 8 this morning and now with every passing minute im fucking up my sleep schedule again.
>>201507890the peng trannards as it were
>>201507950Be funny if you stayed up until 4am watching pointless shit on YouTube and posting here though
>>201507890cockmogs me
>>201507890This lad is associated with not just one but two different trannards that have child abuse allegations Not the best judge of character it seems
why does no one say flange these days
>>201507967I dunno that it would. The quality of late night /brit/ is usually appalling.
>>201508000>trannards that have child abuse allegationsHe also knows a couple of bears that shit in the woods
>>201507981I SEE NIPPLES
>>201507890what is happening here
Done 2 big wanks today so i've taken a zinc/magnesium/copper/b6 supplement.
>>201508041SEX
>>201508000He made a video clarifying it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ_PTxNla8Q
ktim
>>201508022>>201508000heard he gets wet when he stands in the rain as well
Need flange sayers back in business
>>201508049take a clue while you're at it
Wrang my cock out the wrong direction and all the cum dribbled out instead of my piss. Fuming. I was saving that.
>>201508049What brand do you get
>>201508079Judge a man by the company he keeps, rather than his words
>>201507981hummuna hummuna hummuna hummuna hummuna hummuna
>>201508106I'm a fan of tuppence
>>201508130what a retarded saying
>>201508079>>201508000He's not a genuine transsexual just a male who's had his brain so badly rotted by porn that he LARPs as a woman for fetish reasonsNo surprise that him and the people around him are all sex offenders
>>201508116Sudocrem is magic stuff. Pop a little on a spot before bed and it’s gone by the morning
>>201508103still can't get over the boomer writers likely hearing the phrase 'meme folder' and thinking that rorke has a literal folder omdz
if janny doesnt delete that webm, then he's saying that trannies aren't actually the gender they claim themselves to be, making janny a transphobe. but, being a lover of trannies, janny wants to keep the webm up as it tittilates him. a conundrum from a trannylover, to be sure. deny the existence of a tranny or prevent it from being viewed by others.
Tofail Ahmed (born 22 October 1943)[2] is a Bangladeshi politician. He is a 7-term Jatiya Sangsad member representing the Bhola-1, Bhola-2 and Bakerganj-1 constituencies during 1973–2024. Previously he served as the Minister of Commerce and Minister of Industries of the Government of Bangladesh.[3] He was claimed as a corrupt person, In 1973, Sheikh Mujibur Rahman institutionalized cronyism in Bangladesh's civil service. His political secretary, Tofael Ahmed, appointed under-qualified individuals—often relatives and friends of Awami League leaders—to key positions. This group, dubbed the "Tofael Service," largely bypassed standard exams and was predominantly from Mujib's and Tofael's home districts. As a result, the civil service remained filled with under-qualified personnel for over thirty years [4]
>>201508116yeah bet he uses his camera that takes film discontinued 30 years ago all the timepseud cunt
I have seen more naked women than 1000 generations of my ancestors combined, still my bloodline ends with me isn't that incredible?
g’day lads
>>201508129its from a website called myvitamins. bought a load of different supplements ages ago but hardly ever take any.
>>201508168>just a male who's had his brain so badly rotted by porn that he LARPs as a woman for fetish reasonsSounds like a real tranny to me
ever see a hot girl and wish you were her
>>201508183the two statements are linked. if porn didn't exist, you'd be a shagger.
>>201508183Yeah? And how many of these thousands have you seen in person?
>>201507890Brazilian VPN nonce 190Gyaldem paedo/Trannyspammer/190/Spainpaedo /'Employed' 'Woman'/VPN cuck spammer/Heathermong
>>201508183not with that attitude
Did your parents not let you play certain games or watch certain films? My parents didn't care, my Dad literally bought the game Manhunt for me kek.
>>201508179>if janny doesnt delete that webm, then he's saying that trannies aren't actually the gender they claim themselves to benot sure why it would mean he's declaring that
>>201508183Almost as if lifelong porn exposure can fry your brain
>>201508116What the fuck is going on here
>>201508168he admits in his coming out video that he was basically groomed by discord trannies
imagine waking up and thinking "wish i didn't have a cock anymore"
>>201508209“wish you were her”“How many of these is he going to send me?”
>>201508200Traditionally that's not what trannies were, the fetish element is a relatively recent development spurred on by the internet and widespread availability of increasingly depraved pornography
>>201508179the webm literally has a cock in it
>>201508225My mum forbade me to watch the latest BangBus
>>201508225dad had me playing GTA and GTA 2 and then MOH and Resident Evil 2 by the time I was like 5 lol. Used to watch Bruce Lee films with him all the time, so I first saw boobies in Big Boss when I was like 7.
gonna commence dinnertoil
>>201508183it only counts if you have seen it in the fleshyou have seen more pixels than 1000 generations of your ancestors combinedhardly a surprise that you bloodline ends with you
>>201508240I wake up on most days wishing I were dead
>>201508162just had some of these
Bigoted woman.
>>201508264Shut up Daniel
>>201508238I mean he didn't need to admit it did he? It all happened publiclyI remember years ago when he first started getting spammed here and anons insisted "nnnoooo he's not a tranny, he is le based femboy!" But the femboys are more mentally ill than the trannies and will inevitably just become trannies anyway.
my willard genuinely got noticably bigger after no fap november
>>201508284off to the pub with you ASAP
HMP Shagsworth
>>201508225Dad made me watch the exorcist even though I was scared. I pretended to fall asleep on the sofa and then couldn’t sleep all night
>>201508262wouldnt know. didnt click it tbqh cuz im not bent.>>201508231the tranny is clearly topless in it going by the thumbnail. which would mean "breasts" were shown, which is NSFW unless it's the chest of a man, in which case that's the denial of the tranny's existence as a "woman"
Ah yes, traditional trannies, good old trannies from your Grandad's day
>your brain knows the difference between pixels and a real image
>>201508225I first played GTA San Andreas when I was 9 years old
>>201508181Was just saying this down the pub
>>201508315her nipples are covered but her COCK is out its nudity however you look at it
don't even know how you end up getting groomed and seduced by greasy discord noncesvoluptuous women I could understand being deadly but irresistible grooming masters but how are these nasal autistic spotty communist nerds managing to brainwash teen boys
>>201508304>toothbrush in a pot noodle Ktim
brandon lee was very handsome and charismatic. a shame the demons got him.
>>201508304wish i was in prison. it would be a lot comfier than my life. i should have rioted. damn my laziness.
>>201508325Heathermong
>>201508304real life khal drogo and daenerys
>>201508334good ladclassic game
>>201507890damn englishmen look like this??????
mumberg's bought a load of out of date cokefuming
>Starmer in Berlin to discuss new UK-Germany pactOne last time, huh?
toby and no-mice allowed gang
>>201508353>her cockshut up>>201508354children are very stupid. that's why we must protect them from nonces to begin with.
>>201508331i know this will be difficult for a virgin to comprehend but yes. your brain can tell the difference between real naked breasts in the flesh and images of naked breasts on a screen.
>>201508331It does, I started to get erectile disfunction when I was a virgin porn addict. First time I saw a woman naked my dick was as hard as it was when I was going though puberty.
>>201508385how’d she manage that
I go to the pub on my own everyday
>>201508304bloke on the left looks a lot like my uncle (who makes fun of me for being a shut in autist)
>>201508385cocaine lasts for years, far longer than dealerstein would have you believe
>>201508385ever thought about shagging her
What if I started grooming young men on discord but instead of telling them to dress up as women and shove cocks up their arse, I tell them to study hard, exercise and be nice to people around them.
>>201508441Take a good look at yourself in the mirror
>>201508441Scrommiting, Wallace and gromitting
>>201508427How are you on your own if your a local at a busy pub?
>>201508427there’s nothing wrong with that mate, although I suppose every day is a bit much
>>201508441I don’t have to think.
>>201508354>>201508392Because contrary to popular belief, "tranny grooming" isn't just something that happens to anybody and everybody. You couldn't take a 12 year old proto-Deano lad who loves football and tits and groom him into being a tranny no matter how hard you tryThese people have archetypes that they target. For MTFs it's porn-addicted internet dwellers with extremely low self-esteem, for FTMs it's insecure abuse victims who are ashamed of their femininity
To cause alarm on /pol/ all you need to do is post a picture with the caption/subject HAPPENING
>>201508304sean connery if he was born in the 1990s
What happened to Tom Scott?
>>201508452Keir Starmer would unironically have you arrested but not the discord trannies
>>201508452wow there slow down Andrew Tate you cant be doing grooming of anyone but yourself. start with a shower you smelly runt.
>>201508465I live in the flat above it and have to walk through to get to my door
>>201508497The gnomes got to him.
>There are fewer than 100 available spaces left across the male prison estate in England and Wales, the BBC understands.so crime is effectively legal now?
A cock clothed in its own foreskin is NOT lewd
>>201508497stopped making videos got out of the game before he got exposed for noncerysmart move
>>201508497maximum security prison
used too much fun accidentally and know my balls are like shriveled little grapes and I can feel the new spooge slowly drip in and fill it up like a water balloon but it will be a few days before they're filled up again
>>201508519Yes, the official Labour Party policy is anarcho-tyranny. We've been over this already
my female cousin used to dress me up as a girl and call me by a girl name and used to paint my nails and do my makeup
>>201508497Tom Scott, lead singer of one-time 1980s chart-toppers The Gay Porns?
>>201508459sent that cunt to the firm beds of the al-kharid duel arena hospital
>>201508508What do you do when the pub is closed and you want to go out? Or when you come home late and the pub is shut
>>201508534
>>201508483More than 60% of male-to-female trannies have autism. Like you say, it's not a coincide the grooming happens on discord.
>>201508519crime can not be legal that’s an oxymoron
>>201508467I have nothing else to do in my miserable life
>>201508519Depends. How would you describe your skin tone on a dulux colour chart?
>>201508519dont expect ive heard the last of the banging on the ceiling then if terrorists are allowed to roam free
>>201508459i see an absolute stud what of it
>>201508562don’t talk about yourself like thatyou could make friends with some of the locals, that’s a start
>>201508582Weird looking fannois...
>>201508554I wait outside in the doorway. I used to text the landlord but he stopped answering me
>crime can not be legal>that’s an oxymoron
>>201508561Yeah well you're an oxytwat
>>201508599who’d want to make friends with a loser like me
>>201508624ah well you see that would actually be a bit of an anachronism
>>201508567Me? I'm of a Celtic Cream complexion
demure
Mad how the government is profiting from illegal boat migrants
>>201508420no idea, thought it tasted flatchecked the bottom of the can and it's aug 24
>>201508656Lay off the carrots lad
Used to be there was zero link between tranny porn and noncery. Used to just be thai ladyboys or brazilian shemales and middle aged geezers loved it
>>201508675That's when it was produced, retard
>>201508582um
>>201508690That was old school trannying. Before it got such a bad name
>>201508656Yout mum gets my celtic cream every night
>>201508718Slippery slope ennit
>>201508690Yeah but there was also that Bailey Jay fella. All went down hill a couple years after that when the word “trap” got replaced with “trans”
>>201508718trannies have gone woke
>>201508699>On a plastic bottle of Coke, the expiration (or rather sell by) date is stamped on the side of the twist-off cap and on the neck of the bottle in a regular month/day/year format.>On the cans, it is stamped on the bottom of the can in the same format. The other code is the bottling batch code.retard
>>201508735"Trap" was only ever a 4chan/weeb term, it wasn't as mainstream as you're making outAnd traps were always gay btw.
>>201508763BAITED AND RATTLED
>>201508541When I was 12 at school camp we all had to do a song or dance or skit to entertain the class. Some girls were doing a westlife song dressed as lads and convinced me and two mates to dress as girls and do a comedy skit. This was in 2004 back when nobody had ever heard of trannies and it was just considered funny for lads to dress like girls. Harmless fun but we would probably get expelled for transphobia in this day and age. The thing is the girl I fancied took pictures of us in costume. It still terrifies me that somewhere out there the photos could have survived.
>>201508781>school camp FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va2lKZsTWLU
>>201508602That cant be true.
>>201508788>>201508788>>201508788>>201508788
>>201508778The incel to tranny / discord grooming phenomenon of modern troons is more of a chans and weeb homegrown culture though.
>>201508582genuinely wish I had a black boyfriend
>>201508803post the webm where he's looking through his bradley folder
dogshit early yank edition again is it?
>>201508821Does your dad know you're gay? Do you reckon he'd be ashamed of you?
>>201508842My dad is black
>>201508823already posted you stupid CUNT >>201508103
>like discussion politics>on /pol/ everyone's an alex jones conspiracy tard>if you discuss it on /int/ the janman unleashes his wrath on you in a pathetic display of xir's "power">everywhere else on the internet is pozzed where are us intellectuals supposed to congregate lads
