well lads? edish
>>201508788As a white boi I can just live vicariously through whites with gfs on TikTok
I've had sex with over 100 women thoughbeit
Any lads want to be my discord kitten
>>201508826our flag has been /brit/ approved though
*tapes a fish to the thread*
what 20 years can do
>>201508827are you including prostitutes? i never know if I should include prostitutes
wish i was better with video editing so i could make a top of the pops style countdown for gimmicks of the year
Just found out Bailey Jay and Lemmy from Motörhead were in a movie together.Strange world.
>>201508876what 20 beers per week for 20 years can do*ftfy, quit drinking and start lifting
Did Chris Broad get funnier?
lolshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzKQGr2zKVk
>>201508876he ate grilled cheese off the radiator
>>201508907no
>>201508914state of that trim
>>201508884A sex movie?
the online yanks who do this faux anti-brit posturing and larp as 1776ers have exactly 0 ancestors who were in America during the revolutionary waryanks whose ancestors were rebels back then and did fight the British are far more likely today to gush about their Anglo heritage
>>201508907why was he phoning him
>>201508914How come they show this lads face but not the N who stabbed all those girls in Southport? My guess is two tier kier is behind this.
gf wants me to cook for herwhat do i do?
>drink once or twice every week for the past 4 years>drink alone in my house by myself>anywhere between 10-15 cans in a night>before i did this, i used to drink at pubs and clubs>drank even more back then. it'd be like 10 cans at pre-drinks and another 10+ drinks and/or shots at the club>most times i drink i black out>been arrested several times for getting in fights when i've been drunk>used to get very lecherous around women when i was drunk and nearly got in trouble for it>did things i regretted when i was drunk eg. doing cocaine when i was offered it several times>every time i drink the next day i get unbearable anxiety and am on the verge of panic attacks>but if i don't drink for several days i get bored and really want to drink again just to alleviate the boredomam i an alcoholic?
>>201508914why did he need to prove that
The issue with anime is that the style is too simplistic and so ultimately fails to capture the nuance of facial composition and expression. You could collect 100 anime faces and compare them and most of them will look the same except with different hair and maybe different eyes. Television and movies will always be the medium with higher potential because there's far more difference in nuance.
>>201508955Bash her head in with a hammer
>>201508876for a literal obese alcoholic on the american midwestern diet, Mike looks pretty great for a man in his mid 40s.Powerful Czech blood
i only watch porn and masturbate because severe ED
>>201508906I SPENT 48 HOURS IN JAPANS WACKIEST HAUNTED CRANE GAME NOODLE BAR ft. cdawgva
>>201508903american "beers" are 330ml cans of bud lite
>>20150895218 when the article was published, in june
>>201508963without a shadow of a doubt
>>201508955Risotto Bitches love it
>>201508933Unsurehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_to_Return_to_Nuke_%27Em_High_AKA_Volume_2Ron Jeremy was also in it as “God” so possibly
I am not gay
>>201508963Alcoholism is so common that people think you need to be shaking like some sort of junkie going with withdrawals in order to qualify. Yes you're an Alchie.The earlier you quit, the easier quitting forever will be.The longer you wait, the more like it is you'll be a drunkard to your dying breath.
>>201508955Order the hard stuffCook the simple stuff
>>201508991yea but they'll bring a whole six pack to the party
i'm alright jack
I’m a 27 year old virgin freak with no hope of a better future
>>201509012would you rather marry him or sayuri?
watching godfather clips on youtube and crying
>>201508914Mad lad
>>201508955do a gay porn dance and refuse to elaborate fuerther
>>201509035That's like 3 normal cans of fosters
>>201509012disgustingUtterly repulsive
>>201508903STRAAA-A-ANGE WOERELD EIN WHIECH WIE LIEVE,SOMETIMESBEFORE ITGETS YOU LEARN TO GIEVEEXPRAYUSS YUHR FEELANGS, AND THE WU-UN YOU HAVE.ENJOY THE FEELING YOU GET FROM THE CROOOWDHAYUUULP YUHR MOTHERAND YOUR FA-THER TOOREMEMBUHR, THEY'RE THE ONES THAT LOOOVE YOU.EXPRAYUSS YOUR FEELINGSAND YOUR BODY,LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF,HOLD THE GROOOOVE
>>201509021thing is i don't feel like i have a compulsion to drinki have gone several months without drinking beforemy main problem is if i don't drink i get bored and it feels like my life is just not fun anymorefor some reason sitting on my PC with a beer in my hand posting on 4chan is just a lot more fun than doing the exact same thing but with a glass of water insteadi never feel like i drink against my will, i drink entirely of my own volition i just regret it sometimes
I used to fantasise about being a guest on RLM's Best of the Worst.
Just got back from a pub quiz, didn't think it would be that racy, are they usually like that
>>201509041Just visit Hong Kong or Philippines
might nick me da's wine he had in the garage for ages
>>201508827>>201508877prostitutes don't count.
>>201509065Strange,Strange worldhttps://youtu.be/eKWC9qyYPi8?si=8yo8JFwmuFLbOdN1
>>201509069that's how I became fatWatching YT whilst chowing down on a giant bowl of pasta every night despite having already eaten.It's a toxic cycle lad.Break it.
>>201508963No not really. Dunno why there's suddenly hordes of people online acting like pious Catholics about alcohol.
>>201508884>>201509065>>201509090Fuck.
lovely delicious beers
>>201509109go back to your home planet
>>201508980Mike looks like dogshit for a mid 40s guy.Chad genetics squandered by years of alcoholism and watching terrible popcorn movies.
>>201509073normies can't pay attention to anything unless sex is mentioned
UH EXCUSE ME AMERICANS OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
>>201508982>cuckdawgvaginaEverybody needs an inferior sidekick milling aboutMakes him look better.Did you not see the latest cycleathon?He was cracking jokes the entire showIt was based
>>201509048sayuri looks like shit nowcould have stayed as a beautiful femboy, but instead he went full troonthat being said, f1nnster looks like shit outside of carefully arranged photos, doesn't pass whatsoever
>>201509132he's a DILFyou're not a woman you wouldn't get it
you know my name not my story
>>201509069the way i broke this cycle was by unironically just going to bed early.it’s difficult at first so definitely try melatonin, but once you get in the groove it’s so easy. youll thank yourself the next day. i still drink on weekends but weekday drink is never happening again unless in very special occasions or in brief social settings. it’s done wonders for my health.
>>201509149
>>201509145I put one of these on my testicles and they started hurting really bad, like agonisingly bad. For days, was about to make a doctor's appointment but the pain stopped.
>>201509099I used to binge eat all the timeStopped 3 days ago and now dieting
Incel-black pill ideology
just watched lots of gore content on /gif/wary of the browns atm
>>201509171Yeah!
>>201509152I stopped watching him when he transitioned from documentaries and travel vlogs to whatever zoomer twitch shit he’s doing now
>>201509149we’ve been /brit/ approved since 2022
>>201509175Sounds like you switched your balls off
my dad made me watch sexcetera with him and wank his mate off
>>201509175And this testicle, does it hurt when you flick it now?
got the japanese 80s pop onhttps://youtu.be/RoYV25zTldI?si=YXX5nrJjfL4alRQ-
>>201509208What the fuck
>>201509189Cuckdawg became such a pathetic simp for that vtuber girl, holy fuck.Did he even fuck her?Blud..
>>201509208lol
my liver is hurting lads
>ASMRfu went from reading bible verses as videos to putting her pronouns next to her nameAmerica has a mind control virus and its effects are horrifying.
>>201509208No he didn’t. Stop that. What would he think if he saw this?
>>201509208hope ur alright m8
Feel like I'm not a good son to my dad, he was so bad to my family. I live with him but it's like I'm a stranger to him, even tho he "talks" to me a lot. I just don't feel fine with him around, I even sleep until 6 pm just so I can't see him all day if he ain't working. He doesn't have anyone else besides me, maybe a few people he can talk and get help but they actually don't like him aswell, at least not anymore. He gets into fights so fucking easy, I'm probably the only person he never got into discussion and if that happen I'll just walk away and never see him again because I have so much anger about him hid(ed?) inside of me.
>>201509208sounds hot. you still into wanking men of or ?
>>201509228Scran a cheeky 1000mg niacinCORRRR
>>201509208kek I watched that show They actually showed pussies which fascinated me.Babestation never did that.Vgh to be 12 with freeview again.
>>201509230This happens in reverse tooFucking annoying when a previously normal person suddenly becomes a Bible basher and starts talking about MUH GOD all the time
>>201509241wanking men of what
Kek lil bro thinks hes himAbsolute skull emoji moment
>>201509230>horrifyingmelodramatic faggot
>>201509228WhyHow do uou know it's the liver
>>201509226I don’t know what that means
>>201509257their troubles one twink has to do it
>>201509171Snickered in the toil shitter
>>201509235he's since died>>201509241no i don't do sex stuff
i feel faint and my hands are shaking and i have a headache
>>201509259I'm on your side but is the slur necessary?
>>2015092785G
>>201509240Sorry to hearI have a bad relationship with my dadHe hit me and verbally abused a lot growing upNever once bought me a birthday present or a bike or told me he loved me
>>201509278vomit up mom’s spaghetti?
those max stirner drawings made him look like such a grotesque little know it all chudglad everyones bored of him now
>>201509277You wanked your dad to death!?
>>201509077They count to me. I had some great times with prostitutes. But obviously i'd never tell girlfriends, or any non prostitute females, that ive paid for sex.
>>201509262He's doing all the (((charity streams))) for a fat brown yank girl called ironmouseDid he even plap her or what?If not he's the ultimate cuck troon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYT3j4qSCyw
>>201509253>This happens in reverse too>Fucking annoying when a previously normal person suddenly becomes a Bible basher and starts talking about MUH GOD all the time
>>201509278>>201509278mental how you're having a heart attack or a stroke>>201509208you got molested... you ever think about doing some kind of terrorist attack?
>>201509307
>>201509310Sorry I should have clarified. I don’t know what that means and I don’t care
>>201509307haha no he drank himself to death
>give child permanent brain injury>3 years in jail
>>201509321I don't look like this, but I do say this.
Your best friend is youI'm my best friend, toowe share the same views and hardly ever arguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaPfzgUFJyI
Vote Labour.
Just need a speedtest and got 50.89 Mbps downloadGot new broadband installing tomorrow for 900Get in there lads
spainmong in his AA phase
my mum's arse has no business being as peng as it does
>>201509337If you're going to kill someone do it with a car.
>>201509327Fuck...why doesn't 4chan have an eceleb board where we can gossip and shit on them?
>>201509336Well that’s not nearly as funny
>>201509346*Just did
>>201509354
honestly just want to eat all 16 of the galaxy ripples i bought right here right nowthey're in the fridge btw. only eat ripples refrigerated me. inane how much penger they are cold and hard
>>201509357Because that would get this website into serious legal trouble when people inevitably start fucking with the lolcows and posting incriminating information on them. Just look at what happened to Kiwifarms
>>201509346what do you need all that for
>>201509356I'd kill you with my car but you'd probably damage the bonnet you fat cunt
>>201509381horrid, giger-esque toes
Playing through Black Ops Cold War and feeling very disappointed so far. It feels like a bad fanfic of the original
when americans and brits work together amazing things happenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEFz0gRoXxg
listening to case of you by joni mitchell and crying
>>201509400Shitposting on /brit/
>>201509398>inane how much penger they are cold and hardi'd certainly agree that what you've said is inane, yeah
>>201509381Kind of feet that could pick up a baby goat and soar away into the sunset
need help with my homework lads just give me the answers if you'd be so kind
What! No way.
>>201509398alri Samuel Holland
>>201509409ah, the chickendem
>>201509432is chatgpt broken?
>>201509405The 2007-2012 CoD games were so fucking good. Dunno why people shat on them so much back then
>>201509399Dammit. All I want is to shit on ecelebs and insinuate they are cuck faggots.Retards take it too far. It's fun just chatting shit about them and making up rumors, hoping they see it and feel devastated.
>>201509452......yh
>>201509450This woman is extremely unattractive.
>>201509468sure the guy on the left raped my arse in manchester a few years back
>>201509442alri
there's a single mum at toil, my age, with a really nice bum. she has a problem child though who keeps causing trouble. not sure if it's worth my while all for a nice bum
Call of Duty Black Cocks
>>201509409Reminder that Sabrina Carpenter has referenced cuck porn multiple times in her songs so if you're a fan of her you are a LITERAL cuckold.
>>201509481KekHe's the Will Smith of eceleb jewtubers
become gay to save the west
>>201509515looks like the spit of the manchester bummer
>>201509511cuck prideworld wide
he bummed over 100 men and their response was to send him to prison?how is that just
>>201509468>that hairline it's ogre
>>201509498Probably has problems cause they don't have a dad, get the mum shagged and the kid father figured
I am become gay, destroyer of arses
napped through the whole evening and now dogberg needs his walk. cannot be arsed. might take him down to the rescue place tomorrow and claim I found him in the street
chortling
got a like on tinderi dont pay for gold but can see the nametried to swipe the first girl who came up but im out of swipesdid get a momentary flash of the next girls profile and it has the same name as the girl who liked metinder algorithm always pulls that trick, first girl is way out of your league, second girl is a matchthis bird happens to share the name of my old manager at toilwho happens to live in the same small town as meand from the brief flash of the photo it could be herwould love to shag her
canadian women rule the world
I will kill myselfeventually, just not now
>>201509520He's a second gen Thai from the UK and used his UK to get into a sissy cuckold relationship with a WALLED whore.He's finished. Doesn't even act British at all, just a rootless invader. Done.He's done.
>canadian women rule thACK
dont think ive ever heard woke barmer speak
>>201509571Refuse to believe this man isn't gay.
another night wiht fuckall sleepgoing to start geeking out soon like the guy form the machinist
Fuck it's tuesday again already.Last tuesday feels like two days ago.
>>201509398i like doing nice thin pancakes and wrapping them round a ripplecorr might get some tomorrow
Imagine waking up one day, going about your business as usual. You sit down to watch telly. You skim through the channels as usual. Something catches you eye. A news story about the UK's most prolific rapist. You recognize the face. You hear his modus operandi. It dawns on you that you were bum raped. You could've lived your entire life in blissful ignorance never knowing it had ever happened if this news never got out. But now you're someone who's been raped, who's had another man's cock and cum up your arse.
>KLARC
Need more examples of living tragicomedies ladsMy mean spiritedness is hungering for it
No work tomorrow :DGonna stay up late and drink soda
>>201509571he looks cool
>>201509586i used to listen to the trash taste podcast and the way he would constantly talk shit about the uk while knowing full well the only reason he has a career is because of his accent made me seethe and dilate to be honest m80
The diameter of the observable universe is approximately 93 billion light-years; what is the size of the whole universe? Is it infinite?
>>201509511i dont like her music but that song please please me is catchy
>>201509647give it a rest will you lad
might get out the wine
>>201509638seasidemark
>>201509616does sound well nice that actually cor
>>201509657why is observable universe not all of it
>>201509652Chris mogged tf out of him on the cycleathon he has like ten times of the charisma of that dweeb
boogie is my favourite internet celeb, such an awful person https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcD0yUg1ZAg
>>201509460Probably because it was popular among ADD riddled 14 year olds
>>201509684cause light has a limit that it can travel at and due to the universe's expansion those objects are moving away at a rate that their light will never ever reach us secrets of the cosmos locked away forever
>>201509663Redpill me on seaside markIs he the Chris Chan of the UK?
Why do exclusive clubs in Mayfair allow this?
hey guys anthony fantano here
remember watching this video by these canadian anti-pedo vigilantes years agothey caught this asian pedo at a fast food restaurant. he only looked about 20. bloke went mental and instantly started crying and begging them to delete the video. when they said they were going to upload it online he ran in the road and tried to kill himself
>>201509659shove it up your arse
>>201509740KEK
>>201509740Banter. Got the video?
>>201509711why is it expanding
>>201509753couldn't decide if it was funny or just grim. guy was proper young and he was screaming like a banshee knowing his life is over. reckon the video might have been deleted because i cant find it anywhere anymore
wagwan me brudas!!!!!!!!https://youtu.be/Jm24grICuVo
>>201509740Think I remember seeing this He's like this lanky guy right?
>>201509779lolBanshee baby
might do a cheeky an hero
ragga ragga ragga ragga ragga ragga ragga rgga raggahttps://youtu.be/ummq6cBeYt0
>>201509797will you stop moping and show us your hairy blooming arsehole
>>201509771can't find it mate. the group was called the surrey creep catchers. they used to have a website with 100s of videos of pedos getting BTFO on it. but when i google their name all i get is news articles about why they are "le bad"https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-real-story-behind-the-rise-of-creep-catchers-canadas-vigilante-pedophile-hunters/
>>201509432quantum effects AND torsionnono relation, sigma balls muse fansthey dont - its a fallacyyesas the black hole evaporates its contents explode and eventually the radiation on remnants does dissipate firewalls dont exist around black holesproblem? what problem?incorrect. no.you are welcome
>>201509774dark matter we only earned in the 90s that the rate of expansion is accelerating things are moving away from us faster than the speed of lightwe know of the expansion itself decades ago. Einstein even thanked Hubble for discovering it as it meant his equations worked.
>I was once battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year.>what made it worse was that after I was floored and realised what he was trying to do I started to try and frantically crawl away while I made little short panicked gasps of air as he tugged on my school trousers
sir queer bampot
on a sigma grindsethttps://youtu.be/6chR3Jk-0C8?si=AF57xGUjb2ZWYd9n
>>201509666try it lad, promise you wont regret it
I’m a hateful shitlump
Mad how stuff like this was scarcely 100 years ago, even tiny little backwater towns of Tasmania swelling with imperial pride.What would they think of Britain today I wonder.
>>201509825shut the fuck up mouse freak
listening new jack white album
>>201509835>dark matterbollocksthey made that up to try to make relativity seem true (which it isn't)
mousegimp's fucking finished
>>201509835dont get how theres that much space where does it come fromwhats dark matter
>>201509902black matter matters
>>201509886At the outbreak of WW1 there were crowds of people in both London and Berlin celebrating and cheering because of how eager they were to go to war for the glory of their countryMental how much the world has changed since then
I've just absolutely fucked it in the work group chat lads. I'm done for.
>>201509902Did jay dyer refute Einstein did he?
>>201509921at 1am?
>>201509921What did you do?
>>201509908>whats dark matterthat is the question
got the an hero music onhttps://youtu.be/Uj-uJdUM7Gw?si=d3quMEwbqWLX-DUY
>>201509886>>201509916astroturfed support by the crown. it was much easier to do back in the day, actually
>>201509868this is proper mint. cheers mate
AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu1KM9HMpso
dark matter and dark energy are just the physical manifestations of timeits insane how these scientist neeks still havent figured this outtheres only one thing the universe can expand into and thats time, its what makes time flow in the direction it does
>>201509942jarring cliffhanger thought these boffins invented omnipotent computers to tell everyone this
>>201509978silence, nigga
The first girl I ever asked out is a Loyalty Product Development Manager and is married. She said no btw.
Still in disbelief that there are people who think drinking once a week makes you an alky
>>201509966love this toovideo and music is so goodhttps://youtu.be/HiudHqdId7E?si=iCXpAaT-2DQA6R4C
catyank is such a chad
>>201509949Visajeet in the flesh.
>>201509916yeah the world wars happened and put a bit of a downer on everything
>>201510007sounds like an MLM scam
>>201509596why is she so sweaty
Tuna sandwich with cheese and onion crisps (not walkers as they’re absolute rubbish). As far as a sandwich goes it’s pretty much top tier
>>201510036so this is rorke
my favourite podcast ended because the narrator died
>>201510037na its for a major airline. i reckon its just a pointless marketing title they give to beautiful women
>>201510015too right mate too right
wonder what sort of food they serve on poobarm air
>>201510066what podcast
might order some hungry jacks
The moon landing is so fake. The icing on the cake is that the president was talking on the phone with said astronauts. Absolute lunacy lmao.
>>201510112
Honestly think Reform will be banned as a political party before the next electionThey'll also find a way to prosecute Farage for "misinformation" and link him to the riots like they're already doing
>>201510119more like hungry wacks, ay , ay, ay, ayroll up in this bish, make a bish, such my dic, ay
Thoughts bruvs?
>>201510119do you mind I'm on a diet here
anyone up for peng gay jazzhttps://youtu.be/E3uaa6QdhzI?si=2xWGydyaVTBVX0Vy
>>201510091The Siecle podcast, a very niche topic. Internal French politics between 1814 and 1914. And no. I am not joking. it was fascinating and he only got up to the 1830s :(
>>201510016He needs to post more RARE cats, then he'd be a ChadRight now he's an omega betaRedeem 5 Mythic Shiny cats for Chad status
>>201510143impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64f3r1LOLZM
>>201510126>The icing on the cake is that the president was talking on the phone with said astronauts.why is this so impossible in your opinion
EastendersCoronation StreetEmmerdale HollyoaksHome and Away
>>201510126just connect the phone to a powerful radio transmitter
>>201510179https://youtu.be/3KUzgKrQaO0
>>201510133Farage is controlled opposition mate
CasualtyThe BillDoctors
>>i was falsely bannedcap
>>201510222whachu talmbout
>>201510158your vibe is being enamored about being the kind of person that likes 1814 to 1914 French politics rather than actually being enamored with 1814 to 1914 French politics
witnessing ban evasion
everyone shut up and listen to peng musichttps://youtu.be/YMyuP5S87_k?si=pDENYK1lt08wmudv
Wish my dad was rich and liked me
>>201510188They can’t land on the moon today
>>201510208first good song youve posted
>>201510222>>201510261https://voca.ro/1nWMLNRRQFyf
Line of DutySherlockMerlin
>>201510176You guys have so many towns of (historical) importance and they're only like 20 min apart. So many rivers somehow too. I'm always encounting new names reading old British history.
>>201510259thats not relevant to what you said though, is it? why would it be impossible to talk to somebody on the moon over a telephone?
>>201510249alright grandad, got your vinyls out again have you
>>201510261>>201510222wahhhhhhhhwahhhhwahhhawawahwhawahhh
good night cunts
are you telling me that they can't send a rover to any of the moon landing sites? why not?
>>201510143>exeter mentioned but no plymouthbased. probably named more than i could off the top of my head too
Black guinevere
>>201510208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkYEleCj-jc&list=OLAK5uy_m6WjRsTwzHe3LnJ-8Dxvn7HUoREjFra9k&index=4
>>201510262I only post proper choons mate you need to develop a more discerning tastehttps://youtu.be/DM_1UDrnQOI
>>201510282bit rude thathttps://youtu.be/PgagPdVM7bk?si=i9EP_MxmErgD_Rrm
theyre vacuuming upstairs
why do I always feel on edgecan never relax
>>201510299
>>201510316ktim
>>201510316Same. Feel low-level anxiety constantiy.
>>201508788Alcohol, video games, 4chan, jerking off, prostitutes
>>201510304Exeter is Devon and Plymouth Cornwall?Only reason I know Devonshire exists is because of that Sherlock Holmes Book we read in brit lit lol
>>201510310>proper choons
>>201510316you should shoot up
daddy
>>201510348Like I'm back in the year 2004
>[Deleted]he was capping
>>201510421>>201510421>>201510421>>201510421>>201510421
>>201510381>2004best year of my life
>>201510347both devon, plymouth is on the cornish border, is bigger, and where the mayflower left from (hence plymouth rock being where it landed). exeter is the "capital" of devon and was more important historically. nowadays they are sports rivals (but exeter city FC and exeter chiefs rugby club completely eclipse plymouth)
>>201510510Thanks maybe I'll rep exter fc M o o r s
wagwan
>>201510348screaming
