moth edition
>>201518364
dont like moths
im infamous in the london queer scene for being that guy who is 80% life of the party and then overdoes it and pisses people offbanned from quite a few events me but always get let back in eventually cos they know i'm also life of the party lol
Mental how Aldi is hipster-adjacent and somewhat upmarket down here.
why yes I will take some plastic cutlery with my goyslop thanks
Wish I wasn't born, no one asked me to be born
>>201518383don't like you
spaffed to pokemon rule34 last night twice
>>201518386it is seen that way here as well, I'm forever hearing middle class people rave about their alcohol and you often see expensive cars in the car park
>>201518404how will i live knowing a fat yank doesnt like me
>>201518386Same in China. It's marketed as a mini Waitrose there
>>201518427spaffed to a very sensual image of vaporeon
If Pokémon is just a portmanteau of the words “pocket” and “monster” then why do they start all their stuff with Poké instead of Mon?Pokémart? What? A pocket market? Should be Monmart. It’s a market for your monster stuff. They don’t sell pockets.Same with Pokéballs and literally everything else. It’s a ball for the monster not for your pocket.Typical stupid Japanese anime writing.
>>201518384Can't even imagine what counts as "overdoing it" in the queer scene
bumping this hard at 1:30 am yes we arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTlfFlJ4o8
>>201518385*Jiggles your belly from across threads*
>>201518475It's 16:30 you mong
>>201518468>pocket monster mart>pocket monster ballfrogposter...
>>201518474being fully naked on the dance floor (some places are ok with it tho)being too forward with girlsthat kinda thing
Enjoying an aldi instant coffee, maybe life isn't so bad after all.
Yodel man en routeYeah yodel man!
>>201518492yeahhhh baby
You eat food? Well you must be fat then
proto-gf made fun of me earlier for being a drug addict and posting on 4chanit's a fair cop
You suck dick? Well you must be gay then
Americans hate sex because they still retain some vestiges of their puritan settler mindset.Living in the wild, you'll most certainly love your gun, while at the same time look down on women who look attractive, since they would be seen as planting the seeds of lust and therefore fracturing the community, which in that time was pretty much deadly.
>>201518468HE KNOWS, SHUT IT DOWN
rorke stole food from a baby
>>201518505aggy
F-15s flying overhead about to start a bombing run on my ballbag
Might have a fucking wank
watching Peep Show (USA)
sucking a pooBC
>>201518571what that mean?
>>20151846899 times out of 100 it's because amerimutts can't into proper localisation
Tempted to get a jellyfish lamp, they look quite nice.
>>201518509The yodel man cometh
Shipping up to Boston, yeah yeah yeah yeah
pronouncing 'queer' as 'quare' to reclaim the word as a slur
this old gray mare she ain't what she used to be
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/IMG_4292.jpg/Mental illness
>>201518626Looks like Jamal's sperm swimming up Lucy's fertile young sugar walls
Let me sniff them farts Emma.
>>201518626What about a can of Lynx Africa in the original 90s formulation?
>>201518687I'm not a fucking millionaire mate
>>201518505>being too forward with girlsDoesn't sound very queer
>>201518585get on with it then ffs
Might visit occupied Jerusalem
>>201518708you can like all types of girls and be queer my darling
Should I drink?It's 6:36 and the misses will be pissed if I doBut I crave liquor
>>201518734Oh, I see ..
>>201518751>pissedFOY
best desk chair under £500?
Might go for a wee on the floor now in a minute
asgfbc utrrrr dooooo irwwww oennnn
>>201518761What are you planning to use it for?
>>201518761A used Herman Miller, or a new Ergohuman mesh chair.
>>201518809Wanking mostly
>>201518761
>>201518834Need a chair that doesn't absorb wank sweat. No foam, no leather, synthetic mesh only.
>>201518761HERMAN MILLER AERON SIZE B FULLY LOADED - USED OR REFURBISHED
SHOOT THE BOER, THE FARMER
>>201518761Beanbag full of poo
>>201518860*starves*
>>201518761Any shit, get a metal base and big boy wheels and you're rolling
biz idea: gooning chairs
>>201518751fuck i forgot to go to the bottleo and they close at 7i'll never make it in time, looks like it's sobriety tonight and clean sheets tomorrow morning, bloody bugger
https://news.sky.com/story/four-jailed-after-forging-more-than-2-000-marriage-documents-for-nigerian-nationals-13204332>Four people have been jailed after forging more than 2,000 marriage certificates to help people live in the UK illegally.>They're all YorubaWhat is it about the Yoruba people and being dishonest and fraudulent? It was the same with the nurses scandal, that was in a Yoruba city too
>>201518761IKEA MARKUS Office Chair
Forgot to wash my hands after receiving a delivery from Saeed this morningIt's over isn't it
>>201518895t. Hausa cunt
>>201518889How have off-licenses managed to stay in business in oz, they're basically all gone now here.
Never heard of Yoruba
>>201518919Played for Everton I think
>>201518919Japanese innit
>>201518917it's illegal to sell alcohol in normal grocery stores, except in certain states and under specific circumstances, like i think only aldi is allowed to sell it or something
>>201518895leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>201518626got one of these that my dad got me but i havent put it up yet
>>201518917Wtf are you talking about? Maybe they're gone in your Muslim wog infested area, but not anywhere else
Never hear about Myuba do you
>>201518940That makes sense>>201518953Where do you live? They haven't been a thing in the souf for zonks, paki shops don't count.
>>201518895Leftypol launching into a 5 minute tribute to the Nigerian family that lived 7 doors down from his childhood house (they were Igbo)
might pay for fanny
jorjor well
>>201518937No you're thinking of Yotsuba
any naughty little niggers in
>>201518980Sex change?
>>201518975>paki shops don't countThey do though don't they
Just ordered myself a moss ball. Should be arriving tomorrow
>>201518995newsagents aren't offies mate
Tarq calling a bespoke wine boutique an off licence
>>201518975>the souf now no longer has off licenses just kebab shops and mosquesgrim grim grim grim GRIM
Whenever I order deliverwogs I can't help but notice they all have massive hands, wonder if that's just because having big hands make them good at carrying lots of bags of slop, maybe the small-handed pakis can't hack it
got the earth 2 special low frequency version on
>>201519004Weird how these things become fads, same with sourdough starters, houseplants, and a load of other shit
moss ball
I've got some moss balls for ya! *pulls out my gangrenous rotten hairy balls*
mumberg gave me some of her mossball starter
Paralympics starting today lads
>>201518987yeah seen one in your mum earlier
the parcelforce man also cometh
>>201518896had one for 6 years and its never been comfortable
>>201519085she died before i was born
>>201519076lol that's me at the queer clubsget the ol lil semi erect cock shaking about as well arching off to the right
>>201519058It's not a fad, mum. They live for 200 years
Oh, he’s mossball crazy!He's mossball mad!
>>201519102How did she die? BBC overdose?
>>201519121fell into a volcano
>>201519102alri coffin birth lad
>>201519093Can't trust them
Wait, a moss what?
sucking a mossball
>>201519116Steven you need to get a job, you're 30 years old, and can you PLEASE stop leaving you wank socks around? I'm sick to bastard death of picking them up, what would your dad say if he was here?
>>201518896this was my first desk chair, I remember it fondlyhad a visible arse crack stain on it
>>201519084when do you compete?
>>201519119Grab you gangrenous rotten hairy balls and play moss ball with the lads
>>201519137Flaming Norah
>>201518895Guarantee the people using the fraudulent certificates won't be deported
Sir Keir Mossball
>>201518975>paki shops don't countare they not the exact same thing? What the fuck are you thinking of, Oddbins?
while you studied descartesi studied desargueswe are not the same
Selling counterfeit mossballs
>>2015191692 year minimum sentence.
>>201519143Did your mum run away with the parcelforcechad?
My brother picks his nose and wipes it on the bottom of his desk chairsBuilds a rock-like crust after a while
girl i had a crush on in school but never asked out got pregnant by some other lad so now i'm waiting for her daughter to reach legal age and i'll shag her instead
>>201519153
>>201519191Bit weird
Those are the people calling me unfunny.
One mossball please, mossman.
>>201519191alri woody Allen
>Onifade, from Gravesend in Kent, and Shodipo, from Manchester, were both found guilty of conspiracy to facilitate illegal entry into the UK and conspiracy to provide articles used in fraud. They were jailed for six years and five years respectively.Traffic 2000 people into the country and that's only worth a 6 year sentence
landing a chinook on a football ground in the middle of a game and unleashing my army of hyper intelligent chimpanzees towards all the spectators
Regret having a w*nk this morningWasn’t even horny just bored so it was pretty underwhelming now I have to wait to recharge my vitality
>wants to get married and pushes for the same>puts on weight and stops shagging beforehandlogic was never the proto-ex-gfs strong suit, nor is it women’s in general
Right well the postman was supposed to have something for me but I've just heard him pitter patter up and down the shared gravel drive but nary a knock upon my door, so what is THAT about, Starmer?
>>201519240boredomwanks are always extremely disappointing
>>201519243Honestly this country has gone to the dogs
>>201519243I take it there's a lot of migrants in your area then?
>>201519243Hes smoking ur pack rn
>>201519249used to boredomwank up to 5 times a day when I was a teenager very very sorry state of affairs
mental how potent goffee is as a laxativeliterally 3 sips and I'm ready to poo
Sir Kier wogsucker
>>201519240have a morning wank mostly to get it out the wayotherwise it’ll be on my mind all morning and I won’t get anything done
>>201519241be honest, she’s the one who broke up with you isn’t she?
I know Sir Kenneth Starmer lurks these threads so you listen now right here.Legalise da tingI won't tell you again. Last chance. Think of all the tax and economic activity
>>201519296Yeah! Legalise snus!
oi BENCHOD*rorke turns round*
I find the midnight wank is best for me
Legalise all crime. Tax the proceeds.
Criminalise moss balls
got the kino BBC on
rorke ironically having a much deeper and intimate knowledge and understanding of other countries and cultures than leftypol purely due to his racism
Sir Kid Shagger
>>201519337Good idea. 1 year sentence per cm in diameter
a su gtd froi broro crowe rown own wn n
Watching Limmy
any abomination against god man in
>>201519294no
OHHHH GEREMI GORBIN
>>201519337Yea this is absurd
>>201519368*raises tentacle*
beeeg gublag gaawfeeee ahooooo
I want to know the socioeconomic status of the people that post on Brit at 10am on a Thursday.What is your salary? Do you rent - how much?Do you own your own home - mortgage payments?What car do you drive?What supermarket do you shop at?Honestly it gives me the fear thinking that some of you are part of the underclass watching day time TV
>>201519368yeah your mum
a skib
petrifying a poo
You lads lying about moss balls?
>>201519378Cute
>>201519369>she stopped shagging youwriting was on the wall mate she lost interest long before you broke up
>>20151939726 grandyes £625nocorsatesco
>>201519378That Mossball is in poor neglect. A healthy mossball should be more round in shape. That person clearly doesn't swirl the water around to mimic it's natural habitat
>>201519368:)
>>201519397nice try data scraper. you wont get anything from me
>>201519397£130krent at £1700 per monthride a triumph motorbikeasda
>>201519397n/a to all of the above
Jeremy Corbyn needs to lead an army to overthrow the treacherous Keith Cumfarter in a bloody coup
>>201519397>What is your salary?£42,000>Do you rent - how much?£425 (Split with girlfriendberg)>Do you own your own home - mortgage payments?No>What car do you drive?'04 plate hatchback>What supermarket do you shop at?Mix of Sainsbury's, Lidl and local farm shop
>>201519397>What is your salary?£0 >Do you rent - how much?No>Do you own your own home - mortgage payments?No>What car do you drive?Toyota IQ>What supermarket do you shop at?Wherever mumberg does the shopping
What's the fuck is that on the left in the background
>>20151939725kRent, £800Dacia Duster, fantastic little car.Ocado delivery
>>201519443good job disguising the name otherwise this post would be tantamount to treason and you might actually get a visit from the rozzers
>>201519463Me.
Can we send toby a mossballInterested to see what he would do to it
>>201519420Straight to gulag
>>201519397>What is your salary?I’m on benefits but I get roughly £600 a month in total>Do you rent - how much?Live with mum, she doesn’t charge me rent>Do you own your own home - mortgage payments?Mum owns hers, she finished paying her mortgage a few years ago>What car do you drive?Dacia Duster>What supermarket do you shop at?Mumberg goes to both Sainsbury’s and Tesco
>>201519397>What is your salary?pic related>Do you rent - how much?Yes, £800>Do you own your own home - mortgage payments?No, but rent a much nicer place than most people will ever live in I think>What car do you drive?My office is a ten minute walk so I don't need a car>What supermarket do you shop at?Tesco, big one
>>201519463Wtf is that imageso fucking spooky to look
Total Salarymong Death
>>201519496>No, but rent a much nicer place than most people will ever live in I thinkThat's a cope
>>201519397
>>201519496>rent a much nicer place than most people will ever live in I thinkFor £800 a month? Give over.
>>201519397>£38k>yes, £850 a month>2006 Polo>Sainos mostlyI'm posting on Thursday because it's my day off, is that really such an alien concept to you?
a wank without the obligation of spaffing at the end of itis that too much to ask
Lets support our comrade Corbyn in his moral war against Starmer
>>201519496
tower hamlets is 34% bangladeshi and 22% white british
express postage from melbourne to my place used to be next-day delivery, now it's 2 daysthis will not stand, australia post, i'm calling you out
>>201519532not hard desu, my £1700 gaff is mouldy and in a terrible area of London£800 would get you a much nicer place up north
male scat gifs
>>201519397>What is your salary?Ice Spice>Do you rent - how much?Ice Spice>Do you own your own home - mortgage payments?Ice Spice>What car do you drive?Ice Spice>What supermarket do you shop at?Ice Spice
Corbyn - LeninStarmer - Stalin WTF
>>201519565Seems like B2C logistics is taking a nosedive all over the placeBet Putin's up to his old tricks
Been phoneposting for two hours, time to get the laptop out
having a breakfast
>>201519565Greek holiday isn't it
I was raised comfortably upper-middle class but as an adult I only earn 25k but because of my upbringing I don't really fit in with anyone in my socioeconomic status
rorke eating peas
>>201519596looks like tits lol
>>201519596looking good lad
>>201519522No it isn't>>201519532I don't live in London lol £800 goes a long way if you're not in the joke capital. I live on a marina, waterfront apartment, and a particularly well placed one. The walkway outside my patio is basically a major beauty spot. Every day people will stop and take pictures and selfies right outside where I live
can you go into politics without any politics?just want to participate in the pageantry
might book a travelodge for two days and do 5 grams of ketamine before i fucking top myself
might have a cheeky poo wankmustn’t make a mess all over the work laptop though
>>201519658Don't do itChoose a Premier Inn
>>201519632Why are you giving me the side eye?
>>201519658can I come?
Kier Starmer suggested he's going to tax private pensionsWhich would then fund government pensionsLmfao
>>201519653>major beauty spot>10 mins walk away from office buildingsTime to stop the LARP now
fingering my arsehole til I cum poo
>>201519670price different would be worth like two grams of ket>>201519678no it's hard to enjoy a multi person ket sesh sorry
>>201519685think thats just called pooing
>>201519653Good bait but can't be arsed to play into it this morning, got too much on my mind
>>201519658But the ket might be an antidepressant and make you not want to kys
>>201519670Fuck off Lenny Henry
Kier should make us rejoin the EUIt'd be really funny
pooing out last night's haggis
pooing some wee out of my dick
Any born without the part of your soul that makes you human and able to interact with others and every social interaction feels like a façade with a winner and a loser man in?
bit of a pooey thread, someone open a window
>>201519705well yeah mate
>working from home>posting here about what i earn instead of working>gets a loud Teams ding>message from my manager>well done yesterday mate - cracking day (fire emoji)Couldn't be a neet again
>>201519596eggchebs
>>201519397I work 70 hour weeks. I don't eat breakfast, or lunch in order to keep my weight under control in order to enjoy my weekends to the max.If I want to pay for a fucking Chinese, I'll pay for the fucking Chinese and I don't care how expensive it gets. It's a small price to pay for sanity. It's the only thing I look forward to.
>>201519749What did you do yesterday
>premier innI tried to book one but changed my mind seeing they were 110 pound a nightThat's more than a days wages for a supermarket worker lmao
>>201519681Some offices are on marinas and near marinas, but to be fair it's a ten minute sprint. It's a twenty minute walk if I walked>>201519698It's truth
>think thats just called pooing
>>201519756>70 hour weeksdo you work in a Chinese sweatshop?
blowing poo bubbles
>>201519770Used 20 VPNs on /brit/ to cope with aisha rejecting me
>>201519770made six sales
>but to be fair it's a ten minute sprint. It's a twenty minute walk if I walked
The proverbial
Marina mentioned
c br fro grow srown atown uown drn ie o
>>201519792fuck off you revolting yank freak
Lollipop ladies be like "Don't worry kids my pole and reflective jacket will stop that volvo estate going 70 driven by a man who had 3 bottles of white lightning for breakfast"
>>201519807crikey
the pooverbial
Eating a £13 sirloin steak from Sainsburys because I can afford it. Made it rare. It's so juicy and succulent. Bet you want a taste. Sorry, not for poorfags.
>>201519397£42000£850/month for my smeggy bedroom in London No I don't Tesco
>>201519834A bottle of white lighting is 3liters
>>201519801I'm not a fatty I like a sprintI'm a a salesman who lives on a marina at a beauty spot and sprints ten minutes to work (once a week or so) and work the rest from home, and don't need a car so I can afford to spend a lot on rent to live in front of boats and people walking their dogs, rather than watching cars
>>201519827Imagine being upset that somebody held a mirror up to yourself
>>201519807Not sure how mine isn't absolutely rockbottom, I miss at least one payment every single month
having a fight or flight response upon seeing a poo
>>201519397How the fuck did this get so many replies. Deary fucking me
>>201519849Steak for breakfast?
>>201519860alri tramp at the park in the 90's
>I'm a a salesman who lives on a marina at a beauty spot and sprints ten minutes to work (once a week or so) and work the rest from home, and don't need a car so I can afford to spend a lot on rent to live in front of boats and people walking their dogs, rather than watching cars
>>201519875yeah same, defaulted on a loan in january which fucked mine a lot tooliterally have money as well just fucking cba paying stuff lol
>>201519894Are you one of those people that thinks you need to eat certain things at certain times?
Bought a Land Rover recently and absolutely love itCountry chads we always win
>>201519888I've had more than that with far fewer words
>No I'd never trust a Paki>WAIT WHY AREN'T THE PAKIS BEING CONSCRIBED WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T LEAVE THEM ALONE WITH OUR WOMEN
>>201519575Starmer is a social democrat in the tradition of the SDP-led freikorps who purged the Spartacists or Labour Party member Oswald Mosley.
>>201519925Are you asking if I am a member of the group called "Everyone"? Yes I am
>>201519866You said your rent was 800 quid that’s not a lot. If that’s considered a high rent where you live it must me a massive shithole
do you think liam gallagher shags noel up the arse or does noel shag liam
>>201519945What are you waffling on about
lad ordered a well done steak so i literally murdered him
>thinking £13 on a steak is extravagant
>>201519948He's that in English"Starmer is a Jew"
remember when that rich guy bought manchester
>>201519954done him up like a kipper
>>201519978yes
>>201519956I live in Hull, the Venice of the North
Rich people be like "You know what I really need on my flight? A moist towel. Oh how splendid let me dab my face with this moist towel" lol
A girl I like deleted (or changed the username of) her instagram. It's so over.
>>201519989Starmer is a fighter for militant Zionist Imperialism and not the Jewish working class of Britain.
>>201519982It's a lot for a supermarket sirloin to be fairCan get a lovely 14oz thick-cut ribeye from saino's for a tenner
>>201519925Not really, but I can't have a cooked breakfast after 12pm because it feels wrong. Steak and eggs for breakfast is a relatively normal thing in america I think. Yanks chime in
just saw a poo run across the floor
>>201519954Appealing to the majority, who are low IQ and prone to group think isn't a win lad. There is absolutely no rational reason why you can't eat steak for breakfast. You've been conditioned by expectations and norms that don't make any sense.
Man walks up to the employee and says "Yeah, I would like uhhh...the Polish sausage." The employee kinda chuckles and says "Polish sausage, you must be Polish?" The man now angry yells " HEY, JUST CAUSE I ORDERED A POLISH SAUSAGE DON'T MAKE ME POLISH! IF I ORDERED FRENCH FRIES DOES THST MAKE ME FRENCH, IF I ORDER SWEDISH MEATBALLS DOES THAT MAKE ME SWEDISH, IF I ORDERED A CUBAN SANDWICH DOES THAT MAKE ME CUBAN? GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO THINK I'M POLISH CAUSE I ORDERED A POLISH SAUSAGE, CAUSE I'M NOT POLISH!" The employee: " Sir, first of all, this is a hardware store."
girl i like changed her pronouns
>>201520016Try Premium Economy lad. Treat yourself!
>>201519904Why are you incapable of accepting that?>>201519956Yeah the general city is a massive shithole but the particular area is nicer than you'd get anywhere else in the UK. It's as south as London but I shan't say where
>>201520048I fry eggs and slap them into a butty for a quick meal all the time. Easy, fast, good protein source all day.
Would be a right laugh if King Charles were to do a cheeky dissolving of the government. Starmer would be fuming.
>>201520071Can barely afford the bus mate. I'm not taking no flights anywhere
>>201520056>There is absolutely no rational reason why you can't eat steak for breakfast.Plenty actually, though I can see you are probably too low IQ to think of any
>>201519982Yes 190 spending 13 on a meal is extravagant especially when men aren't 35 year old bachelors like you
>>201519807I'll lend you some
weeing an endless stream of little green caterpillars out of my willy like silly string
>>201519808would love to see a jungle bbc coat her tits with african champagne
>>201520095I've got an egg cooker and I'm about to put three eggs in and them eat them perfectly soft
basically got nothing planned for my future and just hoping i stumble dick first into success by sheer chance
>>201520016Unironically I love those towels. Feels majestic having it brought to me in my exclusive part of the plane. Feels good to wash your face after the hassle of an airport.
>Jewish working class
>>201520008Just googled Hull Marina, looks like a post industrial shithole. Mad what Northerners consider to be a beauty spot.
>>201520091You're talking about Ocean Village, Southampton aren't you?
>£13A pizza costs that now and you can't tell whether it's been reheated
>>201520143>>201520143
>>201519933My missus is about to buy up all the Land Rover Freelander 2 automatics in the country. If you need one, get it fast. It's the only car she drives and won't change it.
>>201520102You are poor
unreasonably angry at yank pigs and their dreary shite posts for 10.30am on a Wednesday
>>201520008800 quid to live in Hull? thats mental
>>201520139>and you can't tell whether it's been reheatedThey make it before me
>>201520165i will never poo again
>>201520139>A pizza costs that nowno it doesn't. £4 from any supermarket