brown sauce edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i am silly
>>201520143Poopy dookie doo doo brown people sauce
Are people able to do something so that you can't see anything on their goybook beyond a certain date but you're still friends and you can see all their old stuff?
yeah I guess I'd believe all jews are wealthy too if I never left my smelly bedroom and never once spoke to another human being haha
Logging into the router to see which devices are connected and who is in the house before I leave my smelly bedroom so I don't interact with anyone
Went a bit mental and spent £13 on a steak last night that’s the mortgage deposit down the drain ffs
Got shouted at for putting HP Sauce in the fridge
>Another witness, speaking to ABC News, described how “chaotic” the scene was as the incident unfolded.>“It kind of sounded first like loud clapping coming off and then I think there was the first volley [of shots] and all of a sudden a second volley and my buddy’s like ‘I just got hit’. First we had no idea what was happening we thought people were just clapping extremely hard and we joined the clapping.
cant fucking connect so cant do any fucking work
>>201520176Dunno if there's a setting to do that automatically but you can exclude specific people from seeing each post
190 actually can't even understand the budget constraints of a familyIt's sad how cut off from the world he is
>>201520176No, people just don't use it anymore
just got rimmed
Clearscore? I'm more of an experian man, myself. Score of 999/999Got banks begging me to be usured
>>201520210poor
>>201520216
>>201520176190 trying to masturbate to his mum on Facebook
Wonder what they make Pepsi Max from
ah yes. break your body working 60 hours a week, days and nights. for a whopping 12 quid. these companies are taking the piss.
>>201520216Ok, this one’s actually funny.
190 nonce has not been the same since his hero Tyson Fury got battered by Usyk. He tore all the posters down and all. I heard he's still in depression.
When you're trying to squeeze past someone do you go cock facing them or arse facing them?
>>201520274milking pepsi cows
>>201520137>You're talking about Ocean Village, Southampton aren't you?Nah but Southampton is a perfect example of offices being literally right on the marina
What's something I can get off amazon for fathers day for 30 bucks or less I don't want to put any effort into it and really don't want to go to the shops
>>20152028434k a year
>>201520216>we thought people were just clapping extremely hard and we joined the clapping.
>>201520284Thank fuck I went to a good uni and was born with a decent IQ. Must be grim being a working class dimmy.
been blood when i wipe the last couple of days might have to take a photo of my ring piece to investigate
>>201520284You'd be paying £1 an hour just to eat steak
Operating a machine lads
>>201520294Just seen fight club have you?
>>201520236I thought credit scores went to 710. Mine is 608 because I refuse to get a credit card or a car loan.
>>201520337Weird of saying you could buy a steak an hour
>>201520352No, is it any good?
>>201520311I make more than that first job out of uni and work about 35 hours. Get a pension and private health insurance.
Geordie on BBC radio 5 seething at brexit lies
>be American >get shot>start clapping
>>201520330They’re probably happier than you
My delicious succulent steak broke /brit/ this morning, eh?
yeah but what do you earn?what do you earn? eh? cunt?what do you earn? how much?*rubs thumb and fore fingers together*eh? eh?how much do you earn?what do you earn?yeah, but... what do you earn?eh?thirty k?thirty k?in the city?i earn ten k more than that, matei earn forty kand bill? bill? he earns fifty k in the cityme? i don't work in the cityso what i earn stretches furtherhow far does what you earn stretch? eh?how far does it stretch?EH?HOW FAR DOES WHAT YOU EARN STRETCH?AND HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?YEAH BUTWHAT DO YOU EARN?EH??YEAH BUTWHAT DO YOU EARN?HOW MUCH?HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?*rubs thumb and fore fingers together*EH?EH?HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN?THIRTY K?THIRTY K?FUCK ME. I COULDN'T LIVE ON THIRTY KI EARN FORTY KFEELS LIKE I ONLY EARN THIRTY K THOUGHAND I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE CITYTHIRTY K YOU SAID, EH?BET YOU FEEL LIKE YOU EARN TWENTY KFUCK METHAT'S FUCKING GRIM
Guys please stop talking about how much money you make and how good your jobs are. It's making me feel bad for being unemployed and poor. Thanks
>>201520379I am rather happy, if I do say so myself.
>>201520407
>>201520436
other than my inherited flat which i own outright i am a total loser povvonot sure how to feel about it all
>>201520395You’re in the same place as these supposed high earners. If they’re not LARPing their lives aren’t really much different to yours. Take it from someone who is actually a relatively high earner - £45k - I’m no happier than when I was a poor student or when I was on benefits.
Robin Hood, Wat Tyler, Guy Fawkes fought to stop Starmer's Britain
>>201520188alri mr. robot
Thinking of buying a coffin to sleep in
>zone 1 apartment w/ my gf>vintage Boston University crewneck>calvin klein loungewear trousers>first class degree from northern rgroup universitywho's got me beat?
>>201520355Depends on the providerAll made up at the end of the day
>>201520485>apartmentFOY
>>201520453At least you have financial security
i make songs and one of them is gonna be massive i reckon so fuck all y'all
>>201520453Thanks that made me feel better :)
Mad how we have imported Amerimutt political culture so now Sir Kier has to go on telly to remind us every 5 minutes that he'd sink the British Isles into the sea to save the hair on the head of 1 Israeli war criminal
>>201520509Nice one jez
>>201520485>zone 5 (better than zone 1) apartment w/ my parents>shirtless>silk trousers>nearly 10 GSCEsKnocked u out of the water mate
>>201520453please squire spare us a hapenny shine your shoes sir
>>201520305Well if it's anywhere like that you simply are not paying 800 to live there
slapping off a poo
Alright lads let's can the bragging You know you'll make 190 mad and he'll be sent into an all-day melty
>>201520485Own detached house in two countries.Two degrees, including from rgroup.Wear cheap shit from amazon, next, asos, etc. I only buy expensive shoes. If it makes you feel better, it's mostly because my mrs is loaded.
>>201520563It's only a one bedroom apartment, not a studio though
Moved out of my parents’ house last year into a nice little city centre flat. Very overpriced and I regret not just staying at home. Only good thing is I can have loads of Grindr hookups in my big king size bed that had really nice views of the city, that’s quite kino
mad how normies still dont know that its all the jews, when will they finally realize?
>>201520485>Zone 2 smeggy bedroom in a houseshare>Cedarwood state (Primark) trackies>no gf >2:1 from a northern non Russell
>>201520329>>201520216whats this from
donald GAY trump anyone done that one before
>>201518889What kinda fucked state has them close at 7?They close at 11 here
oh my word do fuck off with the uni chat
>>201520648just live in a sleepy little town is all
Sir poo barmer
>>201520644Careful not to get a 3-day sending off by the janny for mentioning that name lad.
>>201520600>if it makes you feel betteryeh thanks was feeling really disheartened by an anonymous larp on the internet
None of it mattersDust in the wind
fuck sakes some dust just blew in my eye
Remember Holden?*Sucks on pipe*Wonder whatever happened to him
men my age used to die in war meanwhile i'm sat on my bed picking my arse and eating it
>>201520687Sounds like you are desu
wax onwhacks off
>>201520707same thing as happened to racismlad, they were alternate personalities of a deeply sick mind and now he's in a mental hospital getting the help he needs
>>201520143Visited the US for a month. I'll never find British women attractive again.
>>201520751Ok
>>201520751Didn't really need to fly to the states for that to happen
>>201520737lachy? is he the australian 190
>>201520723t. makes up lies on the internet anonymously
Pets are kinda like meat robots who eat food from cans (batteries)
>>201520143I had this sauce and it's too sour.
Remember Turtlemong?
>>201520774nah lachie's just a harmless autist who likes to spend his neetbux on escorts, bless him
>>201520689Set fire to the dust and wind
>>201520485>2 bed rented terrace up norf>naked>comfy under the covers>no gcses, no job, no gf
>>201520609ktim pay £900 to rent my gay incel flat in belfast
>>201520790Mouseyposting is verboten
>>201520600must be an absolutely massive house if it's in two countries
>>201520800who then? melv? turt?
>>201520737Can we confirm?
>>201520822Get the ‘dr opened
>>201520836>melv? turt?dredging up what's getting to be some rather ancient /brit/ history there
>>201520774genuinely yeah
>>201520640vegas shooting in 2017 or summati think
>>201520687People always think I'm larping so I don't have a problem with sharing intimate details about my life. It is what it is.
>>201520861lachie isn't an annoying braggart like 190, honestly despite being a complete autist lachie is 100x more self-aware than 190
>>201520828I hate how having funny insightful posts is somehow "cringe" and "mouseposting" now
>constantly smell cigarette smoke from neighbours from like 10am to 2am nonstop every daySick of it. Disgusting cunts.
>>201520751ktim after turkey
are these funny insightful posts in the room right now?
>>201520896why dont you move then?
>>201520609Lad eats monkeypox infested poo
Once asked my gran when I was a lad if the real world was in black and white back in the 1940s and 1950s just like in movies and pictures. Kind of a mong as a child, me.
Rolex?Casio F-91W
>>201520909What the fuck is that supposed to mean? There is no room, /brit/ is on a website
remember how incredibly pro-Russia 4chan used to be
holden and racismlad are post 2021 aus slop, the real connoisseurs pine for the return of melvin and turt
>>201520926>ending your sentences with ",me"Looks like you still are a mong
>>201520919Saving for a deposit atm
Wind just blew some dust in my eyes and now I'm crying
>>201520889fuckup "lachie"
>>201520896honestly no genre of post makes me giggle more than thesejust imagining some speccy smelly incel who's determined to live like peter hitchens says he should all sour faced and seething looking towards his windowscreamin'
Pay 600 for a 1 bed in a provincial shithole but at least it’s a highly white place
>>201520954More and more of their astroturfers are being sent to the front line so their spamming capabilities are diminishing a bit
me? i pay 0 attention for a 2 bob thread
>>201520954The boards run on contrarianism and shitposters have short attention spans
>>201520991Bizarre set of assumptions, actually couldn’t be much further from the truth!
might buy a hair piece, get myself a nice thick curly head of hair
really think housing is a lot more expensive than it ought to be
>190 claiming he made 35k a year straight out of universityVery sad
>>201520926I asked my mum the same.
>Bizarre set of assumptions, actually couldn’t be much further from the truth!
making 500 pounds a year mining cobalt
hairpiecemong loves his hair pieces
Me? Big brain but zero gumption.Like a a McLaren with a bone dry tank.
mad
me? absolute dosser who just takes other people's ideas as neededlike a mclaren with a done dry tank
>>201521092>le smart but lazythe cope to end all copes
on youtubetoil while wfh might send an email in the afternoon not sure
>done dry tank
>>201521113most kids don't learn much in school but quality time with family is essential, you'll treasure those memories when mum&dad are gonenormally dont like this bint but i agree with this
>>201521113Oh well if *squints eyes* Katherine...Ryan... says it then it must be true
>>201520954Not really the butthurt belt have been always been anti-russia
>>201521113im sure the cronem are ok with it
>>201520999>the whites in question
Toil done. Wore a new pair of trousers today and they were super tight around my hips :/
Me? Indifferent to the materialWould be suited for monastery life
Sucking off a fairy in the garden
>>201521175Cock reduction surgery on the cards then is it?
>>201521175bet you looked so fucking sexy omds how are you still single :/
>>201521166are you talking about black men having sex with schoolchildren 190? Bit weird
Remember when 190 posted about wanting to shag Michael Owen's daughter then he found out she was 14 and immediately started panicking and back peddling? lol weird freak
So apparently the planets all align todayWhat could it mean?
considering doing a mopey post about the ex gf but I know it’ll get a bad reception heremight pop over to brit/feel/ like a proper worthless wet little slug
Think I'll be having a chicken salad sandwich and then heading off for a snooze
i just want to apologize for making that post
as for utter doom brew openinga survey gets free broom crows down on win nightcan be from growing crown atoms upon dry air organisms
>>201521267Or when he continually threatened to report a woman for streaming on twitch to her boss because she rejected him
anyone else enjoy just going to the shops instead of ordering things of amazon?
Rorke specifically opening his window so he can get angry at his neighbours for smoking
>>201521293yh
Hello 190!
>>201521268Space isn't real
thinking... thoughts...about...things
>>201521267>>201521287Things which never happened
*thinks too hard and levitates out the thread to a better place*
>>201521293Usually better just to run to Argos rather than wait for it to be despatched and deliveredAlthough some stuff you can only get online which is annoyingBut even then I won't use Amazon, prefer ebay
>>201521351>But even then I won't use Amazon, prefer ebayNonce behaviour
*sprints to Argos to pick up a new lamp*
>>201521293Yes but there are no shops near me now
I don't find Monty Python funny and never have, just seems like the sort of humour for people who like quoting things from it, same with Hitch-hiker's Guide.
Kind of want to build a Lego set for some reason
>>201521392So what?
>>201521392it was reddit before reddit
>>201521392okay
>>201521393*checks your testosterone levels*hmmm
>>201521392you're not the messiah ur a very naughty boy xD
>>201521399Exactly
>>201521411must be through the roof because no woman has ever touched lego
>>201521392more of a nostalgic thing for me tbqh because my dad loved it and so did my grandad don't really laugh at it tho except for some bits in the life of Brian. The surreal stuff is fucking shit
not too fond of the coloured folk
>>201520822>renting in NIliterally cheaper per month to get a mortgage, and you're only giving some of your monthly payment to the Jews that way
>>201521454Your daughter will be
Back hurts :/
>>201521482busy night last night eh? ;)
>>201521448For me it's an immediate 'Yes okay I get it but it isn't funny' yet they stick with it.
Meet John Alfred Tinniswood, the world's oldest man at 112 years old who still fucks heavy while pumping out thick loads that are just as virile
>>201521482ktim, seeing a sports therapist on Tuesday about it
>Yes. I understand the humorous aspect of this situation.
Was at a pub quiz yesterdayMost teams were between 2-4 people Team next to us was 7 people and they were STILL nitpicking for every single point they could getObviously they won
>>201521597Average Southport man
got an apple, gonna look at it for 20 minutes before eating it
>>201521521Maybe stop being a miserable prick
>>201521597That's fucking mental being that old, top bloke.
having a bit of chocolate x
>>201521677don't believe you
>>201521650*canned laughter and people clapping*
Always found it a bit weird when there was a movie version of a sitcom and they got rid of the canned laughter
>>201521677cheeky one bruce
>>201521597>worlds oldest man is a northerner who eats a full english and smokes 2 packs of mayfair a daydoctors baffled and seething
thick luke warm logs streaming out my puckered bumhole
is refuse collection just a bin man?
>>201521597ill beat his high score
secretly swapped some runt aussies chocolate for poo, he’s been scarfing it down like a proper little muppet
>>201521778Yes well done x
>>201521738190!
>>201521721even worse when they still leave the pauses in where canned laughter normally would be
The laughter in Flying Circus isn't pre-recorded
>>201521597wahey John boy
>>201521805Find it hard to believe he couldn't tell the difference between chocolates and poo
>>201521721never seen one, don't exist
>>201521813sorry lad, I’m just off my chain no telling what I’ll do next haha x
Currently walk in circles for about 15 minutes in my living room every morning to get a couple thousand steps in, might change to an outdoor incelwalk but then not sure what else I can do to be productive because I don't want to use my phone at 5:30am and get robbed.
>>201521838only fools and horses: to hull and back
>>201521808reckon i could do that but it should pay more than 11.99 an hour
Remember when 190 went on his "attracted to underage boys" arc? That was a weird one even for his standards
Always hated canned laughter or audience laughter (which is still fake as they're told when to laugh and when not to).
having trouble concentrating at work today
>>201521415HA was just thinking about that this morning so i was
>>201521597lads been retired since 1972 lmao
gf called me a gashpiece in heron foods
enjoy being privately racist, it's like i have a dirty little secret, have to be really careful about getting drunk around other people though or it will all come out
>>201521866The real goons are incelcycling but you didn't hear it from me
barry stanton account on X is shite now
>>201521866Ever considered just getting some sunlight you incorrigible little runt?
Had my sandwich and a sausage roll now time for a slumber.Goodnight team.
part of me died when i found out that most of seinfeld was shot in los angeles and not new york
>>201521963For me it's forgetting normal people don't joke about killing themselves and then I make a joke about it irl and get funny looks
>>201522005cringed hard at this post ngl
>>201521963got different categories of mates and different levels of racism I use with eachclosest mate and gf get the proper wog hating stuff, for other friends it’s mostly just going off against the mussiesanyone else gets the pg version
not even midday on the 28th and i've already got all my end of month payment runs doneproductive as FUCK
>>201521895>30k a year>start at 6 and finish at 12 every daysounds comfy
imagine the nightmares you'd have after lopping your knob off
>>201521866I walk to work at 5:00 am if I'm on an early and have never had anything happen.
last few days have felt like a bit of a christmas vibe to me tbqhwy
>>201522024why are they not automatic
Currently doing an incelsit and shall be doing it for the rest of the day
>>201522028why do you assume its 30k, thats probably after years of working there
>>201522001YWNBAW
>>201522042bizarre
>>201522037lmaoall the tranny shit is proper funny, does make you question the medical establishment though
>>20152202830k is for driverthe other lads are on 25 and its a 10mile min walk in the english weather every dayfar worse occupations thougheverbeit
>binmen get 100k starting
Time for my twice weekly tooth brushing. Might knock it down to once a week, the sight of blood makes me feel a bit woozy
Give binmen nurses wages
I pretended to walk straight into a pallet today (as a joke) but I think my colleagues think I'm genuinely retarded when I'm only pretending for comedic effect.
What broke Britain?
>>201522028nah my mate became a binman but it is done through agencies nowadays so you can't even have the work guaranteed
for a long time I assumed being a binman was community service because they are so bad at their very simple job
shitting my bum off
>>201522108grim>>201522123me
Give nurses binmen wages
>>201522046because i need to add loads of commentary and get them approved by individual clients first
Banging pots and pans for the binmen as a sign of solidarity when they reach my yard
>>201522119you have severe autism
Banging two binbags together for the binmen sending rubbish flying everywhere
Get the bin men watered
>>201522119your pretending to be a woman should be enough comedy for anyone
smoking floor weed
>>201522181*sprays the garden hose at them*
>>201522028>>201522086>>201522124>39 and 1/2 hours>minimum wage>cleaning up after pakisnot sure there are worse occupations
Nurses be like "I brought you pills from the pharmacy, changed a bed sheet, put a plaster on you and showed you to the room where the phlebotomist will be drawing your blood. I should get £60k a year"
Sucking a bin man’s finger
aliens coming soon lads
>>201522147neighbour went out and loudly thanked a binman during lockdown
eat spicy goodness like a boss
>>201522223
filling up the bin with poo
Sucking a bin man moss ball
>>201522190190
>>201522211>cleaning up after pakisWe all do that by paying taxes
buying blu rays again
doing an incel poo in my incel loo
>>201522223lts going to be more bizarre and terrifying than anyone previously imagined
binning a poo (in solidarity with the union of refuse collectors, nurses and landlords)
*walks into your house**takes your moss ball out of its bowl*YO CODY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Sir Stirling Mossball
>>201522265why
>>201522272how so?
Seems that knowing the English language in increasingly becoming surplus to requirement in a lot of public facing jobsTFL for example is almost entirely made up of incoherent Africans and IndiansYou'll be lucky to get a nurse that doesn't have a thick foreign accent
>>201522265how racist of you
yoo my slimes
>>201522300The London Experience
>>201520284the machines do the lifting mate you dont need tyo break your body
>>201522300>LondonWell there we go
>>201522309jus a bit of grub my drilla
>>201522290like films innit>>201522308fairly
>>201522300last time i was in the uk i had to see a doc and i actually couldnt understand himhad to get him to repeat everythingwasnt even a normal shitskin type he was south american and quite friendly just fresh off the fucking banana boat
got some CLASSIC green day on
>>201522349which filums have you bought?
>>201522296People could handle aliens that live a billion miles away travelling here in a cool spaceship but its looking more like they're in a genuinely higher level of consciousness and the famous creatures like this>>201522235are barely conscious lab tools they use to explore our reality
it's all falling apart
>>201522372got the stooges on
>>201522388Right-o you got any proof for that?
>>201522330>>201522337You get it elsewhere too I was on a northern rail trail recently and the ticket conductor was some African
Got the peng gay porn poo peng poo porn on
>>201522300i was in the post office the other week and the bloke behind the till could barely speak english, put the stamp on pissed as well
>>201522394Turns out reneging on almost everything you said isn't popular with the public
>>201522394mongs just love blaming the government for their own shit lives don't they
>>201522371"banana boat" is nasty work g you finna crash out
spitting in the air and catching it in my mouth again
my baby my baby has anyone seen my baby
>>2015223945 more years of this faggoti think hes unironically happy because he believes that reform are gutting the tories so he might actually win the next election even though everyone hates him
>>201522450impressive
>>201522450alri mr perfect
you dont belong here and you'll never fit in
>>201522517>>201522517
>>201522394the downfall of woke barmer
