teapot edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hi
>>201522534urm hii
zoomer fascination with the word bro is oddits very different to the usual zoomer wogspeak dragged straight from the dregs of black society
>>201522404funhouse?
>>201522408well this is based on a growing number of former US government agents coming forward. Obviously it could all be bollocks but it seems like they're preparing to go full disclosure in a few years. l know this doesnt sound like anything concrete but people testifying to congress and fairly well known and important Dems and Republicans coming together and declaring they want to expose the truth is a big deal.
>>201522566
What the blast wilst Timothy do?
>>201522566was waiting for them to start pooing
Why aren't there any 30 hour a week jobs? 40+ seems too much and part time all seems to be 10-20. I dont really need to work more than 24 hours a week at minimum wage to get by and full time is spirit crushing. 8 hours a day (+unpaid lunch and commute) 5 days a week is too much. Or worse doing 12 hour days/nights. I want at least one day off during the week. I mean it would be different if I could get work that pays significantly above minimum or was in a career that gave me purpose. But the jobs I can get don't offer any of that.
>>201522566funny looking cocks
what was the comfiest moment of your life? for me it was october 2015 sat with a coffee in light rain at a campsite in the lake district
>>201522557https://youtu.be/MhjkY45ztH0?si=XI6bAoYlrTyDtu0o&t=96
>>201522614>wilst
>>201522566Made my morning that has
>>201522649great movie btw
made an "ah yes" post in /v/ because I forgot I wasn't in /brit/ for a second
>>201522645mummy's womb
>>201522645genuinely might be the first covid lockdown
Was looking to my friends's links on discord and saw that my mate from uni released a game on steam early this year. It's a simple and casual game. Looked into his linkedin and aparently he ain't working anymore as a dev. Went to his Steam profile and there are comments like "rest in peace" from early this month.Grim.2 mates same month, if that's true.
Two tier Keir is crashing and burning after just 3 months in office
>>201522622you can negotiate your contract to work a 3 or 4 day week instead, just say you have childcare or some shit
Don't really want to be alive anymore
>>201522696vaxx status?
Can’t think of anything more effete than having a close relationship with your motherAre you a girl?
think gay romance is more puzzling than gay sexwanting to fuck a man makes sense, at least on a weird animalistic primal levelbut imagine going on a dinner date with a bloke, cuddling up watching a movie with a bloke, saying "I love you, baby" to a man, buying sentimental presents for a ladcannot fathom it. only really works with a woman
>>201522697nahhh blud is highkey crashing out :skull:
>>201522698Never heard of that being an option. I dont have kids. Maybe I could claim my mum has cancer or something.
>>201522717sorry to hear that matewhat's wrong?
been off the booze for about two weeks, started waking up with a steel hard erection which is good also had a few gay dreams which is less so
>>201522738might just be cause you're not gay ladprobably makes perfect sense from a bender perspective
>>201522738don't think gays are the romantic type
>>201522645listening to a music playlist cuddling naked with my gf after copulation one time, just blissful
>>201522746a lot of places will let you renegotiate your contract after 6 months or so
>>201522738I enjoyed the book Maurice by EM Forster something charming about gay hidden feelings and romance in a literary sense but then in reality it’s just creepy lisping sex addicts using each other’s intestines as sex toys
>>201522755Got no hopes for the future. Don't really want to be an old lonely autistic man so seems better to just pack it in sooner rather than later
>>201522557Bro really thought he cooked here :skull:
>>201522840>Got no hopes for the futureDoes anyone?Entropy innitEmbrace nihilistic hedonism
mental that toildrones have been toiling for HOURS already and I'm still in bed
>>201522840what if being an old lonely autistic man is really fun? gaming and incelwalking and cooking new tasty things all day
>>201522861this is a chatbot
>>201522840Get into bird watching or metal detecting
Rorkes whip
might buy some turkey hair
>>201522858mental that i have been earning money while playing vidya and sitting on my bum while mummy stills wipes your arse for you
>>201522741these are the worst posts in /brit/
How do I increase my IQ?Bit thick if I'm honest.
>>201522875would love to speak to the chatbot who knows what an incelwalk is
>>201522881
>>201522892they're not even the worst holden posts
>>201522905Nicotine is an instant +5-10
Got a visit from the coppas todayGrim
>>201522645about 5 years ago I was sent off to do a 3 day training course by my previous employer. The course itself was pointless but it was held at the old naval college buildings in Greenwich, which also had a room that I stayed in. Each day I'd get a buffet breakfast, sit through a few hours of the course, then id have the rest of the afternoon and evening free to just wander about the Greenwich area of London alone, going to the park and observatory, the navy museum, the Cutty Sark etc. with my only responsibility being to attend the course, nothing else. Tremendously comfy
I think we all know wfh is just dossing about and businesses have every right to try to get people back in the officeshowever, the employees also have every right to avoid it
spent the last 30 minutes looking into the details of a random big house near me, finding the company registered to the address (letting properties), looking through the statements, realising that the managing directors are all young sikhs, finding them on linkedinquite mad how easy it is to acquire information now, also quite mad how entrepreneurial brown people are
I don’t like C but i like C++
>>201522892kind of the point of them lad zoomerspeak is the worst shit imaginable
>>201522943oh, lachie!
>>201522892hes just a seething leftypol gimp that tries to be ironic when he's mad about people being racist he doesn't belong here, he hates the thread, he'll never fit in but he can't leave because he's a lonely incel
>>201522953i think its just peak humanwe figured out how to game life
>>201522943Story time
>>201522888she does NOTshut your mouth
>>201522975dog nonce
>>201522892blud thinks he's hawk tuahing in ohio :skull:
wanking to gianna michaels
>>201522943live in fear of this because i liked some tweets that put keir starmer's face on kim jong un
>>201522944sounds cosy. I wish my employer sent me places
>hes just a seething leftypol gimp that tries to be ironic when he's mad about people being racist
>>201523011screaming
>>201522905why do they always say birds are smart?
>>201522962doesn't exactly matter if it's hehe ironic, they're pure shitmaybe you should have made the "joke" once or twice instead of several times every fucking day for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVn4sBxLokA
>>201522997rattled runt say whattt???
>>201522998cant say im familiar with this zoomer slang but im certainly not googling it
HUGE poo on its way
>>201523011I don't understand the ohio thing
1980s Poland was so soulful
>>201523028i look like this and say this
The queen is back
>>201523053you're fine with googling dog porn though
Flatmate has been on holiday for two weeks and I'm bored as shitThey were always reliable for a last minute pub sesh
I like my coffee like I like my men. On the coffee table full of my cum
>>201523078having lived near many poles i can confidently say there is not a single human being in this image
>>201523078vgh
Seen a fair amount of Asian fanny in my time
>>201523109why is your coffee table full of cum?
Typing "jobs no experience no qualifications" in the search bar and staring despondently at the results
>>201522840same. i wish i was smart autistic instead of retard autist. got nothing worth living for but im too afraid to end it myself
going around spaffing up every wall in my house
>>201523133and how many have you penetrated?
>>201523078would love to be a little gnome running around there
Might become a furry
>>201523148for me it’s seeing every job in my field is like>senior manager>vice president>entry-level no experience
why didn't this happen? why are we in the timeline where everything went wrong?
>>201523182oh nonononono eiresisters… what is this!?
>>201523078see something potentially illegal in this image
>>201523195Jews
im reminded of this
>>201522943what happened lad? did you talk to them?
buying an 80 square metre two up two down right nowall on my own so should be plenty of space but still
>>201523162Prefer to not say
>>201523023that was the one and only time I was sent to do something like that. I was also unceremoniously sacked about 6 months later so hey ho
>>201523101good of you to respect they/them's pronouns even while they're away
Wish I had a vegetable garden but live in an apartment
>>201523209we can only do our best
>>201523209shouldn't've nonced all those dogs then mate, don't get all indignant remember you're the one that told us all that shit to begin with for some reason, utter mental case
What's for lunch lads?
>The average salary for a Transport Planner is £31,847 per year in United Kingdom.
>>201523303>giffuck off
Live on Iceland chicken nuggets and chips. At a loss as to what I should be eating.
>>201523294Literally no idea what you're on about are you trying to imply I'm that British TV guy that got arrested in the northern territories?
>>201523303Rollover sausage baguette
sucking dog poo
in retrospect my parents should have had me tested for autism / social difficulties at an early ageof course that would have required effort on their part as opposed to abject neglect and self-absorption
>>201523328>in retrospect my parents should have had me tested for autism / social difficulties at an early agewhy?
using the vacuum to suck poo out of the sewers through the toilet
>>201523312worked with a few and they always end up taking 6 week mental health breaks.
>>201523324not playing this game with you man just go back to your schizo ramblingsjust remember you can't escape what you are x
>The average salary for Senior Research Executive is £33,049 per year in the London.
you guys are my only social outlet and most of you are cunts
>>201523375You're talking about dog sex, accusing me of being a man in jail, making posts in zoomer speak that are incredibly epic and funny to absolutely nobody but you yet I'm the schizo rambler
>>201523357because I was, and remain, a fucking weird, unsocialised autistic spacker
>>201523318buy an Ooni and make 'za from scratch
>>201523406the company we keep, eh?
Wish I had an apartment but live in a vegetable garden
>>201523420Are you actually diagnosed/tested autistic?
it's not blackface, i had a poo accident
>>201523328>of course that would have required effort on their part as opposed to abject neglect and self-absorptionshouldn’t speak of your parents like that ladtrying to place blame in all of the wrong corners
I'd pay 100% tax as long as we get the refugees washed and housed
>The average salary for a Dairy Manager is £26158 per year in United Kingdom.
>>201523406Thank you. I'm told it is a great honour to be called a cunt by an Australian.
Do you think it's better to lean into femininity as a modern day man or should you be trying your hardest to make yourself as masculine as possible?
>>201523461and wanked?
>>201523318grim freak
>>201523328ktim, mum said some of my teachers mentioned getting me tested for assburgers and my granddad apparently thought i was a weirdo, far be it from me to self-diagnose thougheverbeit
>>201523461shagged, fed, entertained
I'm a Dairy Manager. I manage Dairy.
>>201523445yeah I was diagnosed aged 2 which really brings into question why I made this post >>201523328 at all actually
>>201523446in the mid 2000s i went in 'black face' for a fancy dress day at school but i was doing a pokemon costume and was a literal childnobody said owt at the time of course but apparently now the images are offensive nearly 20 years on so i should take them downnot gunna happen
>>201523318Ever dabble in onion rings or 99p big bags of frozen sausages?
>>201523457Oh I remember this troonThe book that account promotes is hilariously shite
>>201523078NOOOO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!THE CIA TOLD ME EVERYONE WAS DYING AND RIOTING NOOOO
can 2 year olds even be autistic most of the little runts arent even human beings yet you'll be able to abort them by the end of the decade
>The average salary for a Data Administrator is £23477 per year in United Kingdom.
>>201523509which pokemon were you lad? Jynx?
>>201523440brits call them “flats” and “aubergine”
>>201523457>The flat that honours the king is also the cleanest and best maintainedFunny that
>>201523416look inwards mate, how does your life even get to this pointyou're only mad at me for reminding you of what you are, a demented cunt who wanks to dog dicksdid you get nonced or beaten as a lad or something seriously it's just bizarre
>>201523468*bows deeply*
>autism / social difficulties
>>201523551kek
>>201523554I'm from Louisiana on a VPN
only went and ordered a kizza
>>201523588paki?
>>201523588elton
>>201523581Dangerous post. Enjoy your 30 day ban
>>201523565no i called you out for zoomer wogspeak and being a leftypol gimp in the previous thread and now you've gone off the absolute deep end
>>201523588That lactose-free cheese or summat
>>201523588elton john lurking...
>With CGT, one bold option is to equalise the system with income tax, which would hike the minimum and top rates for investors from 10% to 20% and 20% to 45%, respectively.>This was a suggestion made by the Office for Tax Simplification (OTS) in November 2020.>The report also recommended the annual exemption should be reduced, which, as many investors will know, the previous government took on board. This tax-free allowance was cut from £12,300 to £3,000 over the space of two years, hurting the gains of investors with holdings outside tax wrappers such as self-invested personal pensions (SIPPs) and individual savings accounts (ISAs).Lol the the government does NOT want investment.Sure you get your 20k ISA, which is fairly generous, but outside that capital gains tax punishes investment.
One more day
there's something in my flat that smells a bit like pooi'm concerned that something is me
>>201523602Yeah>>201523605>>201523617Lol>>201523613No just normal lol
>>201523609i will!
>>201523609My constitutional third amendment prohibits that I'm afraid
>>201523630do you actually watch this slopeven bezos said they fucked it up and he owns the fucking company kek
>>201523588chicken always looks days old
>>201523613its one of spainpaedo's dog shit gimmicks
>>201523318make a lasagne this weekend
>>201523611christ there's really no hope left for you is there
>>201523653im not sn dont attribute my gimmicks to him to satisfy your schizophrenia
>>201523626mad how when you're NEET this is all gobbledegook soon as they start talking about percentages and tax rates and all that guff my eyes glaze over. Means nowt to me.
>>201523649I don’t get the sense anyone watches that show tbqh
>>201523653many such cases i imagine most of the replies are him as well
take it to /balt/ you antipodean runts
>>201523656forgot I had this image selected
can't handle sobriety, might unironically huff some lighter fluid just to power through until tomorrow when i can go get tanked
>>201523626own nothingbe happy etc
Might have a quick cum to take the edge off
Hello, I'm cheesed to squeak you
>>201523667Holden give it a rest will you all we wanted was for you to just stop making extremely low quality posts in zoomer speak you aren't going to talk your way into looking like the intelligent one
>>201522517Britun
>>201523715dooooooooooooog nooooooooooooncedoooooooooooooooooooooooooog noooooooooooooooooooooooonce
>>201523693Just drink in moderation
>>201523713
Dang Cody! Did you watch the NBA game at the weekend? I'm taking the prius to sonic for a quick bite to eat. Hop in dude!
>>201523693Go to the beach with your gf and mates, and have a barbeque ffs
>>201523693swear i havent seen this image in a decade or more
Damn Daniel
rorkes future
>>201523693you should learn to do those firebreathing tricks with it
wfh while naked
>>201523303also get a stiffy when the missus pours boiling hot water over my willard and ballsack me
>>201523416imagine if he said that haha
no point making any gimmicks because the resident schizos will attribute them to sn for whatever reason
can hear the little gnomes outside plotting against me
Might move to China.
Petite women with flat chests and no pubes, and small tiny hairless pussies, with the IQ of a 6 year old. Mmmm
>>201523761oh my days
>>201523800sorry to hear your genius gimmick of finding a pizza on tripadvisor and posting it here wasn't appreciated mate, all that effort gone to waste
>>201523859howling. done the seething gimp
>>201523831howdedodat?
Going to become a landlord. Always hated landlords but the game is too rigged in their favour. If you can't beat them, join them.
Sir Bunghole Stuffer
>>201523825>>201523831screaming
>>201523750i probably saved it close to a decade ago, i was just digging through my old australia-related images folder, been on /int/ a while
>>201523761when i was getting my aussie citizenship there was this guy who would post on reddit a lot helping others through visa stuff while he waited on his complex case to get resolvedhe ends up spending like $50k to get his missus over from vietnam because she had diabetes or something and it meant that she was a medical risk and you have to go to tribunal and make a case for compassionate exception to the only healthy people get permanent visas ruleanyway when he finally got her the visa, the same week, she kicked him out of the house, told the police she was being abused and moved her bf in from vietnam, who had been with her the entire time, and it was a total scamwonder if he ever got her deported, he made it his mission to make sure the government saw she was a scam artist and not an abuse victim but theres a lot of believe all women shit in visas
>>201523890precambrian image
>>201523859it gets multiple yous every threadit gets 'make your own food' mongs seethingit has introduced a new term into the brit ecosystem: kizzait's not high brow but it's not spainnonce's
Elton John is farting...
searching for poo along the horizon with my binoculars
>>201523917nobody but spainnonce uses that termall the replies are himself, holden or americans
>>201522566Still up
Might make my own moss ball
>>201523737i can't, i have to run some errands
>>201523396I'm a uni lecturer and make £53k way up north where that's a very good salary. I have ZERO clue how academics down south and in London cope with basic life when we have the national pay spine and their salaries are VERY similar to mine, plus a paltry London allowance for some.
Mighy havm wjfb7king wank
>>201523962 least mentall ill aussie
>>201523969I'm comingIt's bad
>>201523979>I'm a uni lecturerever shag your students
>>201523859Teleblocked that gimp
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>201523979ever lecture your shagees
>>201523979What do you lecture in
>>201523906>>201523962dog nonce, dog nonce, doggy doggy dog nonce
>>201523737>a quick bite to eatan american wouldn't say this
>>201524014no need to samefag more than once mate
putting poo in a bottle and sending it into the sea
>>201523989actually im from finland
>>201523761
>>201524024Agricultural science.>>201524009Nah.
>>201524024Performing Arts, gay porn to be precise
If you tolerate this, then your children will be next
g'day lads
>Your starting salary can vary considerably depending on the location and size of the firm you work for, the sector and your qualifications. As a graduate, it's possible to start on a salary of around £25,000.>Once qualified, your salary can range from £26,000 to £45,000 (senior accountant roles).
>>201523916can't beat the classics
>>201524078>your childrenYou lost mate?
>>201523898it is mental how nice a bbc and a pale pawg arse look togetherdoes something to my whiteboi brain lol
top 10 gay sex videos
Why are all of my shits weird and soft and painful do I need more fiber or less
Might go a brick a migrant hotel
>>201524100please get helpa better future awaits
he's a poooooooo operator
>>201524089once again I express my flabbergastment at how low your salaries are, even when currency conversion is taken into account
buying and selling poo stocks, shouting into the phone at the top of my lungs
>>201524100LOL
>>201524043>calling other people schizos
>>201524100crazy how you and clogwog always show up together eh
>>201523859sent that cunt to rusty gates of lumbridge
>>201524131enjoyed this post
>>201524148everything we dont like is a samefag mate its just the way of the world
>>201522566uma delicia
>>201524131good little post this
What did black people invent?
>>201523761>Could I be any more VACCINATED? Oh nonononono leftypol you've absolutely done yourself in
It would be quite funny if there was actually a Belgian man sat at his little computer posting in /brit/ all day though when you think about it. Sat there with his waffles and coffee or whatever they have giggling to himself as he does another post.
>>201524184erm seasoned food rorme??
>>201524184the female orgasm
rorme
>>201524062say something agricultural sciency
>>201524201this wasn't the in bruges sequel we asked for
>>201522566_____ ___ ___
>>201524163>>201524174 >>201523605>>201523617is your gimmick just waiting for a union flag to say something and then reiterating it to fit in?
the daily starmer
>>201524226More of an "in bruce" man myself ;)
>>201524078Is that a threat?
>>201524239He's a made man
>>201524239Melbourne
>>201524227Built for BWC.
>>201524239dognoncesayswhat
Thoughts on Jay Bauman's new haircut?
>>201524184https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventionsalways have a laugh when this comes up here
I heard there were cute boys ITT is that true
>>201524239>Union flagLook at the top left corner of your flag mate
>>201524287ummm yos :3
nearly lunch timetime to do some washing up
>>201524282I like it he's kinda cute and by far the best of that channel
rorke going back to school shopping
>>201524287more of a fat hairy ugly stinky ogre me
>>201524315uwu x3
.Test
>>201524239only one of those four posts had a (You) next to it you goose
first huntsmen of the spring starting to appearbut it isnt even spring>>201524086g'daymorrisey is a shit artist btw
soft cold white bums slapped by thick warm black rods ooof
>>201524282wonder what made him do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDtUy1PTor0>636K watchingbloody heck
>morrisey is a shit artist btwend your life
>>201524405>>>/vt/ containment boards exist for a reason
>>201524223Precocious dehiscence of the anthers limits cross-pollination rates in most cereal crops, resulting in low levels of outcrossing.
any /brown monkey ooooga boooooga/ man in?
>>201524405didn't need this advert then, did it
>>201524415no!
love it when the thread slows down because the runts are hoping to make the new or saving a '''''''hilarious'''''''' post for the new
>>201524416Corr there's a whole board of this!?
precocious dehis nuts
would be cushty being some middling music artist who has 1-2 hits then retires to the comfy NEET life off the residuals
Poo. Spread the word
>>201524474>>201524474>>201524474
>>201524287more of a brown monke ooooga boooooga me
>>201524482idiot
I now choose to live life as a Black man.
