the gyaldem edish
erm... poo?
*enters the thread*
being chased around the house by a poo
pooing me arse
>>201524474>all had simps calling for their release they should be arrested too
saw a hawk swoop down in the garden with two magpies chasing the cunt, love magpies me, protector of my local house sparrows
>>201524456ktim
funny you should ask, I am about to squirt liquid poo into the toilet basin
>>201524522didnt like thousands of nurses just say letby was innocent and was just bad at her job and that theyre scared of getting v& too kek
I typed in uk side hustles and got told childcare lol
NTH FOR THE GAELDEM
love it when the thread slows down because the runts are hoping to make the new or saving a '''''''hilarious'''''''' post for the new
>>201524554yeh thousands of nurses said that
>>201524557just deliver food, take a job off a paki
>>201524522who called for Rose West's release?
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich.
>>201524474All of them are guilty and should rot in prison forever.Except Lucy Letby.
fun fact: myra hindley's simp was a passionate opponent of gay rights
nth for the gauldem
>>201524356torn by this postappreciate the returned greeting but aghast at the slander against moz
>>201524589Rose East
pokemon hawk tuah the polls
sir woke "poo-tier queer" barmer
genuinely find people with cancer so funny. lad at work told me they were booking off for the foreseeable because they had been diagnosed with prostate cancer and all I could picture was a sinisterbradley
>>201524474mad how Peter Sutcliffe could overpower them all in a fight
>>201524132Salaries are awful here and most jobs are on £20k-45k which isn't a lot in a city Engineers make £40kEven doctors start off making £35k lmaoOnly profession I've come across that actually makes stacks of cash even out of the gate are dentists
9x 400m @ 5K pace + 1x 400m hill sprint in 40-60km/h windnearly got hit by a falling tree that came down in front of meif i was faster i'd have been squished by the stormjust ate an entire family sized bubba pizza with chips to keep me slow
Thought my gas card had run out so I walked up the shop and put 40 quid on. Turns out I still had just over 5 quid on.
>>201524589shes old and ugly so not as many
>>201524554wasn’t even her was just a load of accumulated mistakes by African and other foreign nurses and they chose her as a scapegoat
>>201524598what did he make of Myra's lesbian romps in prison
>gas card
>>201524598>...if someone seduced my daughter, it would be damaging and horrifying but not fatal. She would recover, marry and have lots of children... On the other hand, if some elderly, or not so elderly, schoolmaster seduced one of my sons and taught him to be a homosexual, he would ruin him for life. That is the fundamental distinctionthere is literally no refuting this
>>201524618ahahahahaha
>>201524590Ham and tomatoPrawnCheese and Green AppleCoronation chickenCLUBAll worth sandwiches to get addicted too
>>201524659also Rose is guilty and Lucy isn't
>>201524634Neighbour died of bowel cancer a while back. Worked his whole life, never saw a day of proper retirement.It's sad when they go through the whole "I'm gonna fight this thing!" phase. Reckon if the doctor told me I had cancer I'd just be like "ok sound" and internally relieved that I have been granted permission to give up.
>>201524665
>>201524634the karmic balance for this post is you in a cancer ward and the actual real bradley laughing at your bald head
>>201524585>The Nursing and Midwifery Council >regulator of more than 826,000 nurses, midwives and nursing associates.I mean IDK how many were actually involved and signed the letter but it seems like a lot aye ]They also wrote>The violent riots across the country are disgraceful, and are indicative of the Islamophobia and racism which sadly persist across society.>Almost a third of the nurses, midwives and nursing associates on our register are from Black and ethnic minority backgrounds, and are bringing their knowledge and skills to bear for the benefit of people across the UK. They should not have to fear for themselves or those close to them, and it is profoundly wrong that many will feel very unsafe both at home and at work as a result of the riots.so i am thinking >>201524665 is on point
>>201524670lesbianism is just a bit of silliness innit
>>201524698stfu heathermong/rubynonce/gyaldemspammer
any ned kelly kino?
got called a 'fucking retard' for making such a trivial mistake at work so i went and told my boss, now i'm being given grief by the same person for telling my boss he called me a fucking retard? make it make sense
>>201524683>the meaning of life is to have kids>murder dozens of fertile women hmm
>>201524701yeah same no point fighting it. id get a script of morphine and keep going back every week demanding a bigger script until I die. if they refuse im robbing pharmacies.
>>201524786snitches get stitches
>>201524787some of the women had probably already given birth
>>201524759is heathermong/rubynonce/gyaldemspammer in the room with you right now? lots of people know Lucy Letby is innocent.
>>201524541Hate magpies, they are evil. I remember two of them used to torment my cat when he was about 8 months old and I came home one day to find my cat with one of their gored carcasses hanging limply from his mouth. That was when I knew my cat was a real nigga. He has killed countless birds and rats since.
>>201524809>>201524824fucking retards
>>201524786fucking retard
sometimes I genuinely wonder if I should commit some heinous crimes and get locked away for life.>3 meals a day>access to a library>access to a gym>healthcare whenever I need it>never have to pay another bill in my lifeSeems much easier than my current life. It's a struggle sometimes.
>>201524843Your cat kills local wildlife for funClueless idiot
>>201524786u've been done
>>201524799They're pretty liberal with the opiates when you actually have cancer. Cancer patients are pretty much the only people who actually get them prescribed.Step-mum's mum was on fentanyl patches when she died. Then step-mum and dad took ALL the unused patches to a pharmacy to safely dispose of them after her passing. Jesus christ, live a little.
>>201524853suck ya dad mong
>>201524837>Peter hitchens and that psycho who made Lucy letby editions every day yeah loads
>>201524786You seem to have a hard time understand the most basic principles it seems? A fucking retard perhaps
Got 0 social intelligence but average to above average intelligence in most other areas.Makes some women treat me like a child.
>>201524822not in this but chatGPT says they had 5 known victims, 3 males 2 female, and none had kids (they were all under 16) but who knows how many others they got reckon they probably killed more i do
>>201524786if you're going to tattle then you need to embellish that he said the N word as well or some other ethnic sluralso just snap at him what you got to lose pussy your £28k tax advisor job?
>>201524786sounds like you are a fucking retard
dobbers wear nappieswet ones tooyou can't take them off 'til half past twoor so I was told in primary school
>>201524861Reckon if I were ever in the docks for murder or some other dastardly deed, I'd spend the whole time mocking the grieving family. They won't be able to touch me and I'd have them in tears after just a few hours lmao
>>201524861and you'll be surrounded by your countrymen reading you excerpts from the quran every hour on the hour
>>201524843you and your cat can fuck off
Still in bed Got nothing to get up for you see
might go into scarlet collar work
>>201524861you forgot to mention the free buttsex
>>201524888i looked up the case after he said that and realized that i'm being an ignorant fuckwit posting about stuff i don't know
>>201524868>>Step-mum's mum was on fentanyl patches when she died. Then step-mum and dad took ALL the unused patches to a pharmacy to safely dispose of them after her passing.ffs id be fuming. would love to try out a fenty patch.
>>201524888chatgpt also says there are 2 Rs in strawberry
>>201524902you'd then be promplty kicked out and the trial would happen without youutter muppet
sucking on a fent patch
>>201524861I just read a story on how a murderer was getting shagged by the female prison teacher. She was fat as fuck but after the last woman that was shagging in prison too it seems like free sex is on the menu as well. Or you can still do all that outside with the £36k pa
love driving at night because i'm a pretty bad driver and there's a decent chance of me dying in a crash
>>201524786*pumps you into the chamber*
>>201524922Spent the day in bedvery happy I did
bring back shame for broken familiespeople are far too comfortable admitting to having step-whatevers these days
>>201524861The 3 meals a day are sub-goyslop laced with saltpeter to nuke your test. You're banged up with hostile brownoids who essentially control the prisons now. If a legit child molester disrespects you and you retaliate you will be attacked by a gang of pakis given most chomos have converted to Islam for protection. The books in the library are probably all just autobiographies of washed ex-footballers. Just fuck a meltdown and get on disability.
>>201524873there is a channel 5 doco that casts a lot of doubt on the conviction. it convinced me she should not be in prison
>>201524904Not much difference to outside then
>>201524944everyone knows its strawbry in bri ish english so it's right
>>201524973messy gardens too
>>201524922love love LOVE "you see" posting
Every time I see your picture Myra I have to phone my latest girlfriend and fire her Find a prostitute that looks like you and hire her Oh, me oh Myra...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq6UaRLfsCs
>a channel 5 documentary oh my DAYS rorke
>>201524787???
>>201524786>making such a trivial mistake at workThat seems like a valid reason to call someone a fucking retard
>>201524992need people owning gardens again first
>>201524786no one likes a grass
>>201524864>>201524908lol raging
erryting gwaan be alree
heard a story about a guy in prison who would tear out and eat the last page of every book he read from the prison libraryhis justification being that only he should get to enjoy the endings
>>201524982Have you been in prison?
>>201525040Fuck up t gondi zombie
i've been up all night/brit/ is too much fun, you see
>>201525048cheers monke i feel much better
mature cheddar and branston pickle sandwich for lunch
>>201525048i look like this and say this
>>201525051>his justification being that only he should get to enjoy the endingsbased
So many company websites look so fake or generated with stock images I can't tell when a job listing is real or not.
>>201525067they're mocking him with tyrone
I think I know her
>>201525048whys he a little jamaican fella
>>201525067the girl taking the piss ended up with a farmer herself lol
>>201525099who hurt you?
>>201525106>A WOMANis it though
diarrhoea bolognese
>>201525061Na bro. I'm sorry that chad urban cats are disturbing your twee little natural idyll. Should cry about it some more.
Nobody likes a snitch.You learn it in the playground.You learn it in the streets. You learn it at work.You learn it at life.Even the police who make frequent use of snitches hate them. If you want to be a snitch go be a journo. And even they don't snitch on their snitches which they call sources thoughbeit.
>>201525106sometimes i use the term clown world liberally but the fact that im legally obligated to call this fella a woman in public is as hilarious as it is sad
Sat like a bender with my legs crosses over each other
>>201525067>farm 'er? I barely know 'er
>>201525161bum boy
>>201525099are you here all day or what? sometimes I see you pop up randomly replying to any image with a woman in it but they can be spaced out by hours
>>201525106love how all trannies are degenerate pornsick freaks and leftists have to pretend they're innocent little smol beans
>>201525161i cant do this because of my big balls
playing vidya at toil
>>201525067are you meant to give gifts on a date
>>20152515690% sure he gets sexual gratification from that
>>201525183>degenerate pornsick freaksktim
>>201525085GET HIM JANNY!
wogtrooned zogpozzed gone mental woke globohomo clownworld
>Emma Raducanu was reduced to tears after losing in the #USOpen first round to Sofia Kenin.poor em
>>201525051id throw boiling water and sugar on that cheeky little runts face
>>201525224i don't like that twaalk
>>201525153The birds are hypothetical to meThe cat is real to youYou'll be the one crying when its gone because you sound very, very attached
my little cousin pissed himself laughing when I said 'pobody's nerfect', I wonder what age he'll be when he stops thinking I'm cool and funny
as a skinny lad, sometimes i think about getting fat.
>>201525220
>>201525237how is she still a professional tennis player? she fluked one slame about 6 years ago and i don't think shes made it to round 2 of any tournament sincewhat an embarrassment
Quick rundown:neg = negative (HIV)hole = holeneghole = a hole that is HIV negativenoz = not postive for HIV, but thinks they are HIV postivepoz = positive (HIV)pozhole = a hole that is HIV positivenozhole = a hole that is presumed to be HIV positive but actually isn'tpozzing = to make something positive (HIV)nozzing = to thinkg you're about to make someone positive (HIV) but don'tpozzing a neg-hole = making someone who is HIV negative HIV positive by cumming into their holenozzing a poz-hole = having someone who is HIV negative put their penis into a HIV positive by cumming into their "noz" hole and marinating their penis inside of the "poz" hole
my name is flubba bubba wubba jubba NOONGA
>>201525237so, it happened again
Schizo o'clock already is it
>pobody's nerfect
>>201525271neither do w*men
zogging a woghole
doing key bumps of wizz fizz
absolutely had it, next yank to cross paths with me is going to regret it believe you megoing to knock his block clean off
schnoz = nose (HIV status notwithstanding)
>>201525237loool serves that cheeky gyppo right after what she did to Andy
>>201525245>The birds are hypothetical to meExactly the issue. Go out and get your hole and maybe you'll grow a set of balls in the process.
>>201525257one of my relatives is 18 and still wants to hang out with me all the time, I'm 34
>>201525257>wonder what age he'll be when he stops thinking I'm cool and funnybout the age he stops being cute and funny
Any lost and confused man in?
>>201525353it's spaedo reporting it all
>>201525353that was fast did you fly round the earth 3 times or something
>>201524474wouldwouldwould (drunk)wouldn't
holding back the years
>>201525367Shag her. And if it's not a woman.Shag him.
>>201525365How old is your cat bro?They only live to what, 10? 12?
holding back your ears*forces your head*
>>201525178You have to remember that he is still, at the end of the day, just a severely mentally ill human being. He is not some supernatural spamming spirit that feeds on (You)s. There is a genuinely autistic disabled loser cunt retard that spams this thread — and God only knows where else — every day, all day, replying to himself like he’s playing dollhouse on 4chan. Sometimes, I think of a particularly hurtful way to get under his skin, so I post it to watch him squirm. It has obviously been working, as the public display of his mental illness has become more frequent and extreme as time goes on. It amuses me to toy with his mind like the fragile piece of hodgepodge “art” an idiot child might proudly give you, one that you will discard as soon as they forget about it. He is a vessel waiting to be filled with hatred, a masochistic subhuman, even lower than an animal. He is a worthless piece of refuse on a highway, something you can’t help but notice, try to avoid, and curse, while also hoping it is removed immediately. Since the authorities will not deal with him, I must grind him into dust when he least expects it, then move on like a speeding car. Of course, he will pretend to not be bothered by it, then cope with one of his other dissociated characters’ inane spam. To me, it means nothing. Remember, Adam, I am always here.
>>201525393where did you get this picture of me
shape up
>>201525394young rose was alright
my job?JCB operator
My older sister had a friend and they used to ride horses together. They would have been about 15. Unbeknownst to me her friend was over at our house one day. We had two toilets in the house. The one my dad and brothers and me used. And the bathroom my mum and sister used. There were locks on the doors so protocol was to keep the doors closed at all times to keep the smell from wafting through the house. I guess in some houses the bathroom doors don’t have locks so if the door is closed it means someone is in there. I went to use the bathroom and opened the door. It wasn’t locked. There was my sisters friend. She was a pleasant, quiet, cute girl who had mousey brown hair and wore glasses. She sat on the toilet, her riding jodhpurs were down below her knees and she was mid pee. Presumably she was unaware of the door lock. I paused, transfixed. She screamed. I slammed the door shut. I was about 13 and had only recently started wanking and that was the first vagina I ever saw in the flesh.
mad how a single yank hasn't posted here since that poster threatened to knock their block off
mental how much the canadian still seethes about spainoutterly mindbroken by spainchad
>>201525385probably slept a lot. makes time go faster dunnit
>>201525422leave it on reddit next time
need a video game playing, figurine collecting, magic trick doing, online trolling, gambling gf
>>201525422all me + im a data administrator on 24kpa
>>201525422>wah dont spend time doing anything women dont do>wah dont spend money on anything but me>wah dont spend time doing anything women dont do>wah dont spend time doing anything women dont do>wah dont spend money on anything but me
>>201525440nonce freak
>>201525393
been trying to quit porn for like 10 years but i'm just too prone to addiction
Applying for a job in Uttar Pradesh. Will see if they are willing to relocate it to Bermondsey.
>>201525480sex. have it
I get the ick when he posts on /brit/
People say Spaino is a useless fat incel tosser who deserves to be tossed in front of a moving train. But not me, I like him
>>201525404This data-gathering impulse you have is a feminine instinct. No wonder you despise natural hunters and are so bereft of fanny.
>>201525461
>>201525501fuck off spaedo
might try hooking up via fetlife
I'M ADDICTED TO LOVEL O V E LOVELOVE ME
Hello my hobby is magic trick
yeah, I'm a feminist, what you gonna fucking do about it?
brain filters out all spainos latest attempts at relevancefascinating things aren't they
>My older sister had a friend and they used to ride horses together
When I was about 16-17 I was going to a mates party and he lived on a hill up this long shared driveway. It was summer and the sun had set but it wasn’t quite dark yet. My mates and I were already pissed up, walking up the hill. I tell the lads I’ll meet them up the top and I stopped to pee on the neighbours drive. I turn the corner and then I catch sight of this girl. Stunning blond in a revealing summer dress and she is squatting and pissing. I watch her for a few seconds and start laughing then she looks over and sees me watching her and she starts laughing and then she tumbled over. She was obviously drunk. I take my knob out and start to pee. Not on her or near her or anything but was just drunk and laughing and pissing. She got up and pushed me playfully then runs off giggling. I tried to find her at the party but I guess she left, probably covered in her pee.
>>201525495im married and i dont do any of those things except trolling if you count brit posting, but not on actual social media which is what women care about
>>201525486>the mother cat gives birth downloading
>there are 14 stops before your delivery
>>201525520ktim
wonder why brown people in the middle east and north africa became civilised about 5000 years ago while whites were still running around being hunter-gatherers
Mad how many real companies now have a giant PLEASE REPORT IF YOU HAVE SEEN ANY JOB ROLES FROM US NOT LISTED HERE on their pages now. These scammers be scamming.
Spainlard needs to be kicked in the face repeatedly until his nose slides up into his brain, stabbing it. That's what people who hate him would say but I think he's alright.
>>201525571Liking this gimmick
listening to a podcast about the congo river keep thinking about jungle bbc posts and giggling because of you lads
>>201525540dog nonce
>>201525486haters gunna hate
>>201525561the middle east an north africa was populated by white people 5000 years ago
>>201525571don't think that's anatomically possible but an imaginative thought nonetheless
>>201525520women>being violated men>violating others
When I was 18 I was selling weed and had this girl a few years younger who used to buy from me. She was friend of a friend, like his little sister but not actually blood related, and usually others were always around whenever I saw her but we would get into some mischief. There was an undeniable sexual tension. I wont go into that too much more except that one night she messaged me late asking me to come meet her. She got in my car and was really upset and just wanted to drive around and smoke spliffs. After a couple of hours she needed to pee. She got out the car and went onto a driveway nearby. Despite it being night I could see her quite clearly and watched her pee. She lifted her skirt and pulled down her leggings and leaned against a fence for support. She saw me watching but we never actually discussed it.
>>201525520Not even my primary features are attractive to fetishists
nary a fucking photon
Spainlard needs to be sodomized with a chainsaw and thrown into a pit of acid. I think 99% of people would agree with this but I might be alone in disagreeing, I think he's alright.
want to go to a lost tribe and be the first white man they've ever seen
no one's reading these
>>201525595kek
Spaino is often considered a sad, lonely, depressing, rapidly aging and desperate fantasist utterly dependent on the fleeting pleasure offered by (You)s for his pathetic troll posts on /brit/. I would never say that though, he's a good that.
sploshing wanker loves his fucking sploshing
>>201525637go to Birmingham
A few months later and I picked up a street prostitute. She gets in the car carrying a bourbon and coke and was very drunk. She was probably late 20s, a lot older than me at the time. She was overweight and had massive tits. Cant remember what I paid, this was nearly 15 years ago. But I remember her getting those tits out, then sucking me, then her getting on top and riding me in my cramped car. Then after a few minutes she said she needed to pee and gets off me and gets out of the car. I was sober and it was kinda awkward and I spark a ciggie expecting her to walk away but she popped a squat right next to the passenger side. Mid pee she asked for a drag so I leaned over and gave her the ciggie. I could see everything really up close. She took a few drags and pissed a huge puddle while I wanked. Then I got up and out the car and shagged her doggy style. She stank like cigarette and bourbon and piss and it drove me wild. Spaffed on her tits.
sploshing about in my smelly bedroom
>>201525637go to london
>>201525620world hates what people wantwe're repressed
Might move to New Dehli and be known as 'the white guy'.
wouldn't shock me if spaino died years ago and this is all just his hate-orbiters who haven't realised yet
>>2015244743>1>2>4
What a useless twat Spainlad is, should have been painfully aborted post-birth. That's what I'd say if I didn't like him. Also that he's a cunt. But he's alright by me.
>>201525696mad how 190 disappeared 5 years ago and people still whinge about him, that's when you know you've made it
fucking a vampire a less taboo fetish than fucking a nun
>>201525520kekfemale incest nowhere to be seen cause its so far downmen are such sex perverts
just got a caesar cut like tom holland
*turns off the big light and chants mousey into the mirror*
bit hungry
Might move to Birmingham and be known as 'the white guy'.
>>201525520why the fuck is tickling more taboo than anal sex
Mental how badly I mindraped him
overheard some people saying spaedo should be flayed alive and have salt and lemon juice rubbed all over his bare, bleeding flesh. I could very well be alone in stating that this might be too harsh.
>>201525727>8 KB, 173x70have to take your word for it
>>201525727nice dpi you woundfucking knob
>>201525629what's sploshing
>>201525723has it been 5 fucking years there was that guy who spammed that every single non-uk flag was 190 for years though so its basically a gimmick nowive been called 190 dozens of times
>>201525727?
>>201525741Tickling isn't an inherently sexual act. Bit weird to be into tickling when tickling children is somewhat socially acceptable
Many would laugh if Spaino fell out of a 7 story window and smashed into bits on the concrete below, his soon to be lifeless body gurgling in confused and horrified agony. I wouldnt laugh, I would bow my head solemnly.
>>201525741look at this disgusting tickler degenerate
>>201525757>>201525760picrel>>201525768yeah theyre like half way down the thing compared to the male stuff which is all right next to each other
was watching a show with subtitles on because apparently i'm a grotesque zoomer (even though i'm not) and there was this caption that said "[unsettling music]", like bitch don't tell me how music is supposed to make me feel
>>201525764ive been called 190 dozens of times. any time drug use is mentioned some mong will alway make 190 accusations
190 isn't realLike Rorke
just did a fart that smelt proper nice
>>201525768and yet when I give the missus bad ends she complains
>>201525764190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of Meanjim (that’s Brisbane for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies spam between then catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
reyt thenback to toil with me x
>>201525520>all those purple and red onesThis is just confirming women on that site want the shit beaten out of them pain addicts It's also confirming the men on that site are all nonces
>>201525821I am literally rorkeno one has ever made a rorkepost that wasn't accurate about me
>>201524474We all love a bad girl don't we
this leaf is utterly mindbroken
toillad loves his toil
>>201525762stuff like smushing cake over your body
>>201524474I still don't understand Moor murders thing. I get that they were edgy young people reading mein kampf and drinking wine, but still.
>>201525802>>201525829No wonder we shipped you lot down under
I just want to work on a railway line. I want to use a big hammer and hit big spikes into the tracks so they stay in the ground and then eat a nice sandwich on my lunch break while sitting on a stack of pallets.I don't care about KPI's or GDPR or USP's. I wanna make stuff that helps people!
>this needed clarification
Have some bizarre fetishes but always found pregnancy kink to be rancid. The whole appeal is that there is a little motionless nigga in there getting buffeted about while his mum is mercilessly piped. Being a pornstar while having kids already shows a level of disregard for your child's well-being but this takes it to another level.
>>201524522no idea why since they're all ugly (except lucy but she's innocent so no harm no foul)
>>201525886baby cows/whales mate
and the latest from mousenonce?
>>201525859bore off 190
>>201525520>2% of the population think missionary sex is taboo
>>201525896that's the point he's making, it need clarification because the livestock meaning is actually an option lol
>>201525901Thinks Americans are worth $20
wow, nearly 2oclock! i got up late today...
>>201525520cant see cuddling?
>>201525890yh imagine knowing your first moments in life were spent with a bbc slamming your forehead smdh
As far as I'm aware they didn't kill a single moor
It's over for RorkePic related
*walks into a shop with a crisp $20 bill*one of your finest americans please my good man
>>201525917I reckon it is people so fucking out there and deranged that something as basic and vanilla as missionary is seen as taboo
>>201525925don't tell me you just woke up the day's already done
My gf is pregnant lads, not even joking. Feel happy, but scared.
>>201525963abortion time?
>>201525917That'll be mostly blacks
>>201525963Record yourself fucking her.
>>201525947old man lincoln put a stop to this
reckon keir starmer has paid oasis to come back and say some pro labour shit and do all that cool britannia wonk of the 90s blair campaign
>>201525933That's why the town's named Didnkilamoor
>>201525901tried to turn sim cards into runescape gold using alchemy and accidentally made mustard gas
going around catching fit women with a big butterfly net
just sold my carto we buy any car
>>201525963hope she cheated on you with a bbc
There's been a rape in York. It's on the news.
>>201525952Nah it's probably degenerates who think the intimacy of missionary is too much
>>201525963congrats ladtime to marry her yeah? don't want to father a bastard do we?
>>201525982squawking
>>201525119>just a country girl who really loves wool, tea, and folk music. SDP member. Calls a spade a spade.
having a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day
how is romance more taboo than getting a blowjob
just bought some mugs car for 20% of what it's worth
My work here is done
>>201526024feminism
>>201526005and the skin tone of the assailant?
>>201526027That's his bank
>>201526008Suppose that's a good idea
Your honour, I can not possibly be the father, you see my 5 inch BWC is no match for those arse cheeks, I can barely reach the fanois let alone the uterus. No, the only possible explanation for this pregnancy is a BBC thug.
toast for lunch
wish my house would burn down so i'd be free of my material possessions
>>201525901he was (unjustly) banned and so instead of ban evading he is waiting out his sentence like a good boy
>>201526088toby
>>201526088we gon do something about you lil nigga
anyone in York know where this is
>>201526107riverside walkway linking Piccadilly to Castle Car Park
>>201526099sell them>>201526107not an expert but looks like riverside walkway that links piccadilly to castle car park
>>201526107looks like the Piccadilly and North Street areas
>>201526107in the centre of the city of york
>>201526088got a stiffy reading this lol
wtf i thought York was supposed to be safe!!!
tranny bumholes
>>201526107that cordon will stop all future rapes from occurring, dont know why they didnt think of that any sooner
>>201526162just had lunch
looks rapeyhttps://www.google.com/maps/@53.9573703,-1.0785792,3a,75y,230.24h,80.32t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sxXSYHV4ZlWTl7JtaqnvhyA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DxXSYHV4ZlWTl7JtaqnvhyA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D128.63951%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDgyMy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
>>201526012holy based
>>201526182Fuck supper?
>>201526196shalln't'd've
oh the good old duke of yorkhe had 10,000 menhe marched them up to the top of a hilland raped them up the bum
Favourite chocolate? For me, it's a Dime bar
kapersky shouting something in cyrillic
>>201526196warningwarningyour home pc is infected
the skull of Edward Norton that I respectfully keep on my desk just started rolling and chattering
any York men in?
>>201526209A what? A "Dime" bar? Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
John McAfee screaming from beyond the veil
>>201526238>>201526238>>201526238
>>201526162got a stiffy reading this lol
>>201526236not me
>>201526107Not an expert but looks like 53.95732109435131, -1.0786684805747597 to me
>>201526196definitely rapey right next to multistory car park
Sometimes I let my /brit/ personality out irl because it amuses me during a boring work day.Usually only do it with men but last week was doing it to a girl at work and now everyone is treating me differently.Fucking hate women
>>201526196ain't clickin allat
we doing a new or what?
>/bril/
>>201526309got one brewing but need to wait 5 minutes before making a new thread
>>201526333>>201526333>>201526333
>>201526364>>201526364
>>202978442>>202978442>>202978442
Bunch of jokers in today
>>202978442>>202978442???
>>201526416are you uhh are you le daft
