MOSS BALL EDISH
Moss balls of fire!
fly just flew in
got a stiffy lol
>>201526391*johnny cash voice*I fell into a great moss ball of fire
>>>/tv/202978442omdz what a spastic
>>201526447got a stiffy reading this lol
Holly cinched itAlf cinched itThe Pollit family cinched itBecky cinched it
get the [x] [y]'d
Spainfreak can writhe and wriggle and cry and shit and piss himself all he wants but I mindraped him badly that he will never post on his trip ever again something none of you were ever able to do
>>201526464exactly the kind of daft behaviour you'd expect from an e-celeb posting dullard
been laying in bed all daytime to get up i reckon
*enters thread*
Marimo, more commonly known as moss balls, make a fun addition to your indoor garden and are a popular feature in aquariums. These aquatic plants are also relatively easy to care for once you know the basicsThe little green spheres are not actually moss, but algae. In their natural habitat, the algae balls live at the bottom of cold lakes. They keep their round shape by the action of the waves.The plants grow up to 5 millimeters per year and will eventually reach 2 to 5 inches in containers or 8 to 12 inches in natural conditions.Marimo balls are regarded as good luck charms in Japan, and since they have been known to live to 200 years or longer, they are often kept as family heirlooms.
sucking a marimo ball
any York men in?
in africa you're more likely to encounter niggers than non-niggers
Sucking a dimpled sphere
>>2015265231) what had happened?2) how can you be sure that it was him?
I ain't suckin nothin I ain't no poofter
*poos on a plate*hmmm is this cooking?
>>201526523>something none of you were ever able to doI did it with Tesco mince actually
desperate to fit in canadian
does diego still use his name on fridays
for me it's French Canada
>>201526650desperate to fit my knob up ya bum
>>201526657Diego's dead
remembering the time my science partner in year 9 knocked a beaker full of liquid of unknown chemical makeup off the table and in an attempt to catch it put her hand right on my willyblimey
OlderFatterBalder
mousenonce adter serving 20 years of his sentence
22M I went to the fully nude strip club 1 night ago for the first time in my life and was there for 4 hours I got with 2 different girls 3 dances each.I am the shy type so the girls had to grab my hand to show me the way, I got lost in the moment I also felt bad for the women because I just acted like a 12 year old boy touching them but I doubt they care cuz it their jobbut Bro the way home and the morning after I felt so confident in myself I feel like I can talk to women nowAlso feel disgusting by porn now because it kind of unrealistic now to me now after seeing the real thing also I never realized how heavy another person can be on you.I’m just lost desu maybe cringe but I just am and also idk how to express my thoughtsEdit: also gonna add it kind of feels unreal and like a dream that I did that but I had a great timeEdit: I do know it’s fake affection but I like to believe in the moment the feeling was real. Also I probably would not go again for the fact being I know it not gonna be like the first time I did it. I already experienced that with weed which I stop.
>>201526680ever shoot a liquid of unknown chemical makeup up her arse?
>>201526680you imagine year 9 girls putting their hands on your willy often, do you
>>201526750indian typing cadence going mad in this one
>>>/tv/202978442>>>/tv/202978442
S/f at this point
>>201526672who's the wanker that's been calling me a boring bastard lately then?
>>201526768noticed that instantly
>>201526798That's Diego's son, d'Artagnan
https://x.com/MahirLDN/status/1828473234649403605they claim to have found barry
>>201526634That was a key part of the assault and I thank you for your service
>>201526750Did you go alone? I'd like to go to a casino and strip club just for the experience but unsure about going alone and don't think I'd enjoy going with friends.
>>201526819preposterous, diego would have to have sex to have a son
Now that the settle has dusted, we can continue
>>201526834Lmao good job with those tampons he can't recover
ENOUGHsame old SHIT. >Fuck off tripfag/namefag we hate you>*talks about them CONSTANTLY*Same old insane repetitive drivel. >Sucking on a ____>____ a pooOver and over and over again. All day every day.The boring boring BORING posting would be acceptable if it weren't so REPETITIVEAll day. EVERY day. It's a mental illness.ENOUGH
>>201526844it's just a reddit post mate, didn't realise this was the sad bastards meeting
sucking on a ____ ____ a poo
and what of Mousey these days?
wanking a poo
constipating a poo
>>201526862>>>/tv/202978737
pooing some wee out of my dick
walked down the stairs just now
might stroke the cat backwards
Dinner is served
>>201526869I don't think it's sad. Would go with friends if I thought I'd enjoy any of their company while there.Went to an erotic strip show with my ex once which was pretty fun.
ENUSSHELL YEAH IM TUFF ENUSS
>>201526871craws bow
Australians sticker bomb their bins then judge you for not doing the same
>>201526862Mental how badly I mindraped you
walking up the stairs backwards
in by brat era
>>201526929gay homosexual indians be like yum my fav x
>>201526940mousey!mousey!!Give us a wave!!!
prospective gf keeps rats as pets, is that a red flag?
Daughter kissed me and then told me she just rimmed her FB
>nearly 30>feel my lower back in the morningso it isn't a meme huh
ENOUGHAll day. EVERY day. It's a mental illness The boring boring BORING posting would be acceptable if it weren't so REPETITIVE.Over and over and over again. All day every day.
>be a Korean woman >go to the store >get raped by dicklet Korean men>be a Korean woman >go to the supermarket >get raped by dicklet Korean men>be a Korean woman >go to the park >get raped by dicklet Korean men >be a Korean woman >go to a cafe >get raped by dicklet Korean men
>>201526929was hoping that was an entire crab from the thumbnaildelish
are black people born from poo?
seeing the gf tonight lads
>>201526931Seems fun if you aren't married yet, remember my wife went to one at the start of this year. It was at a place called The Devenish, in Belfast. Seems like she had a load of fun.
>>201526967Yes, give her to me, I'll fix her for you
don't care who hears me say this: east asians have slanty eyes
>>201526967YesDo you want to live with literal rats?
>>201526967lets see the rats?
>>201526967Not particularly but she presumably only has male rats if you ask her
I hate Bardleyposters so fucking much
>>201526980that's not your age, that's muscle atrophy from being a lazy fat slob
>>201526943>sticker bombhonestly have no idea what the frick you're on about
toilberg got me hooked up to an egg production line like a fucking battery hen with a poo sucking machine sucking poo eggs my arsehole shieeeeet
>>201526934mental how this cunt is currently allowed to destroy our country with his climate zealotry
choose your fighter
>>201527031>presumably only has male rats if you ask herobviously you mong, all rats are male. ratettes are the female ones.
Fire Emblem Three Niggas
>>201527036is it yeah? even if i gymtoil multiple times a week and I'm not overweight?
>>201527036lazy sedentary mongs love an excuse.
gnite lads and fuck jews
>>201526967Rats are smart and clean, and very affectionatePeople think pet rats are the same as feral skank rats, but they're not.
Even 190 is older than the Ukraine
>>201527041when you cover something in stickers pretty obvious i think
>>201527034
love some freshly melted rattetes on roasted potatoes
>>201527095They do piss everywhere though
what if two nonces pretended to be kids online and groomed each other only to meet up and realise their mistake, wonder if they'd just bail or perhaps become mates and bond over their noncerybet it's happened before
munching on my bfs buttcrack
>>201527104ah so that's what the kids are doing these days, i honestly can't keep up
>>201526750indian hands
>Rats are smart and clean, and very affectionate>People think pet rats are the same as feral skank rats, but they're not.
>>201527122ausrorke asking the important questions
>>201527122Sanjay and Durgesh
>>201526929must have been rough night for sir elton john last night
I direct all namefaggot gossip nerds in cum to brit then come here myself and shit up the thread for years haha x
>>201527122Lots of nonces hide as nonce hunters so if it happens they pretend to be a nonce hunter Also gives them an excuse to pretend to be a kid online
some rando who claims to be my bf is munching on the bradley sex arse I left to air outidiot doesn’t even realise it’s just a spare used sex arse rather than the real thing
should probably sort this out
>>201527121happens to the best of us
wanking a cock with my arse
>>201527150You have no idea what rorke means do you
I've got poo but I'm not a pooster
Rorke watering his garden Leftypol waiting for the rain
Me rn
>>201527172have no idea what im fucking doing desu
>>201527167but the nonces that get caught by nonce hunters aren't pretending to be kids and may lie about their age but generally don't try to pretend to be someone else
>>201527149that rat looks very well dressed you're only proving my point here
>>201527167learnt from personal experience or?
>Child, 11, arrested over Middlesbrough disorder
>>201527164Nearly laughed out loud in a meeting
>>201527172>English languageOdd
>>201527253he's got no kecks on
barmers britain
>>201527256Used to follow british nonce hunter groups cause of those videos of goblin nonce and shit and saw a few of them catch their own fellas Was wild that even nonce hunters got nonce hunted it seems like youd have to be so fucking stupid
>>201527248fucking hell mate thought i had it bad >>201527275cba swapping
>>201527269get him imprisonedget a foreign murderer released to make room
bro is on /brit/ during a meeting
>>201527269They'll be given by social services to their local mosque
>Child, 11, arrested over Middlesbrough disorder for refusing to eat his vegetables
Rorke 3t4gLeftypol pay-dirt!
>>201527208Nah. Knowing stuff is for Poofs and women.
>>201527291I’d bet half of those fucking nonce hunters are nonces themselves
Nonces that get caught by catfishing nonce hunters actually haven't even committed any crime. Mad that
>>201527317woke mob gone too far with this one
>>201527331entrapment is okay just because alright?
>>201527329THE HUNTER BECOMES THE HUNTED
>>201527329Seems to be a mix of nonces and noncing victims some of whom are noncesBut lots of them are good lads out to bash paedo freaks and more and more often its an excuse to bash pakis these days it seemsIts gone from being 60-80IQ british mongs to mostly pakistani scum
>>201527365Thats not what entrapment means lol under cover police offers aren’t entrapping anyone and things like bait cars aren’t entrapment either
I've heard if you go out bashing nonces on a nonce sting then it's harder to get them done legally
>>201527382They've created a hysterical culture of modern day witch hunt vigilantism leading to innocent people being targeted because it's a rumor that can be spread and very few people object or question
entrapping a poo out my arse
>>201527337corr, imagine a black man making love to her
>>201527382can’t believe the new doctors and engineers have sunk to such a low
>>201527337imagine big logs of poo dropping from her arse
>>201527426>rumorFOY
remember nonce hunting videos used to get deleted by jewtube but now they seem to have given up, the endless tide of working class british boomers uploading and reuploading the videos seems to have beaten the system
>>201527426better a hundred innocents get battered than if one nonce gets away my nan always said
>>201527426That absolutely existed prior to nonce hunting lol its called lynching when you do it to niggers but the same idea of rumour causing mob vigilantism is as old as time mate and the argument thats worse now than any other point in history is hysterical and proveably false
>>201527382I seen one ages ago where they caught a paki in some diverse area and other pakis all came out onto the street to defend him
>>201527479That's exactly what a nonce would say, GET HIM
bloody fucking allah look at this goodies attach to the bloody stringsInshallah dont mind if I bastard do
>>201527479Why the VPN?
My penis and my height are below average
>>201527477was a great one a closeted paki pisses himself when confronted that never got reuploaded sadly
>>201527269get the rapists out, get him in
>>201527478As long as theyre all foren
anyone else here with a brown gf?
Get the poo balls balled
Loved watching Tesak on a nonce safari
Right-wing Kantian Death Squads
>>201527536shagged a negress once does that count?
rorke casting wind strike on the caged demon in wizard's towerleftypol trying to cast tele other
show me how to love again /brit/
Howd you react?
*opens my closet to reveal a piss stained paki*
'y 'rn
>>201527575leave it on reddit next time
gfberg confided in me that she secretly hates her friends, i wasn't surprised tbf, all women hate each other
>>201527556bet the smell was horrid
>>201527575Her bf realised she'd hook-up with some chad at a club given the chance
there is definitely room for criticism of noncehunting, but it's probably better that it exists than not and I find strong opposition to it fundamentally suspicious
>>201527575she phrased it like a retard understandable for a redditor
>>201527575What possesses you to repost this boring off-topic shit over and over again?
>>201527575She wasnt trying to compliment him she was trying to suggst marriage and then it backfired because she still couldnt help mentioning shes a roastie right off the cock carousel of her early/mid 20s and wants to settle down and hes realised he can do better
>>201527575If it were me I wouldn't even open your image
>>201527575think I'm autistic coz I don't get it
fewer humansmore wilderness thats what i think
>>201527640It's a bit like saying he's a 'nice' guy but doesn't get her excited
>>201527640>I settled
rorkes dad
>>201527575Why are women so awful at communicating? Why didn't she just say that she couldn't have an emotionless relationship with him?
>>201527640her implication was that she wouldnt have a vapid sex based relationship with him because he's worth more than that but what came out was you aren't attractive or charismatic enough to want to be fwb with
>>201527588Women only love their first born sonsThats why so many of them end up hereThe ratio of brit posters that are first born sons with mothers who conceived over the age of 30 is astonishingly highBeing raised by a coddling woman who is old and completely out of touch with young people and even technology is a social death sentence for many
poo pee queer
It's good to see the Incels have been triggered
don’t know what to make for dinner tonight
>>201527688Isn't he dead?
My mum was 17 when she had me, my dad was 25.
>>201527723no one got triggeredread a book or literally anything else to work your brain a bit
>>201527708does it count as being the first born son if you're the youngest of the litter but the only male? and yes mum was 31 when she had me
>>201527726can't go wrong with a fry up
>>201527752My mum was 35 and my dad 50, yes I'm a spacker, how could you tell?
>>201527626generally I'm only opposed to the ones who do it wrong, and those lot who do it because they obviously want to get their mates together and kick the shit out of people but feel justified for itI think if your primary objective is to have a laugh or get a cheeky video for worldstar, and getting nonces locked up is secondary then perhaps you're a bit of a wrongun
white boy orders in perfect chinese - patrons are SHOCKED
>>201527575>try to be nice to someone>they interprete it in the worst way possibleyep, that's relationships 101
I don't follow gay porn accounts but I search them a lot on my twitter (don't reply or like any posts either) but I still have a lot of bot/catfish accounts following me. Is there some open database somewhere that knows I look at porn on Twitter?
Thoughts?
>>201527775agreed, if you do it, you should take it seriously
>>201527791Yeah
Getting a bit mad out there
>>201527800yes, these are definitely sincere posts and not attempts at getting (You)s
>>201527800roaring hes so based
>>201527800Immediate fallout of the mindrape
>>201527688>On 18 June 2014, Davidson attended the assault trial of former N-Dubz rapper Dappy. "Dappy is a good friend of mine. I don't know what's happened in this case but I'm just here to show him my support," Davidson said. Dappy declined Davidson's offer to serve as a character witness.
*stands menacingly in the corner of the thread listening to slowed and reverbed songs on his noise cancelling headphones*
>>201527759yeah women hate women and that extends to their daughtersshe stopped with you cause she finally got what she wanted
>My mum was 35ktim
just realised that the canadian who hate spaino might actually be spaino
*12 inch bbc clearly visible in my trousers*
THREE defenceless women were attacked in broad daylight by a man for not wearing traditional Asian dress as they cowered in a car at a petrol station.>He ordered Hassan to undertake 35 rehabilitation activity requirement days “to address the underlying things that led to this otherwise inexplicable violence”, to carry out 180 hours of unpaid work, and to wear an electronic tag to monitor his movements for the next four months. TTK at it again
Might move to Yoker
white boy orders in perfect fremen
na na naiiii
>>201527872literally everyone here is spaino
>>201527879
>>201527872No I’m not
>>201527826every single person in that image is a paki
>it's another 'sprint retro and planning that goes on forever because some people like talking for ages but actually saying nothing'
hate seeing photos of myself and remembering how ugly i am
every nonwhite should be deported
>traditional Asian dresssuch a retarded way to phrase itthought it was zhang getting mad that women arent wearing kimonos but it's obviously muzzies
the mrs got a load of cheap new gym gear and I got one of those massive sports direct mugs*takes a huge swig, reminiscent of a basking shark filtering for krill*ahhh, lower class opulence
Remember HS2What was all that about
>>201527837>>201527840>>201527843Actually he had no carer :)
>>201527692Women are pathologically unable to see something from someone else’s perspective. She’s expressing her emotions and desires and wouldn’t even think twice about it except she’s elicited a negative response They’re sympathetic not empathetic
>>201526364I'm awake. Smoking Mossballs for brekky. Need more rest tbf
>>201527933Lived without mirrors for years after a bad acid trip made me see the wrong face when i looked at myselflogically it was me but it didnt look like me
would you date a girl with hirsutism (excessive hair growth)?
>DappyI now remember all my mates watching the Tulisa vid slapping that cock on her forehead in school
>>201527941Pavlov, you're getting sent back too
one likkle ting that baffles me is when women migrate to England and still wear the burkas and the hijabs n that
>>201527973she's bbc only
>>201527946very good spainers but its only funny if you don't care
>>201527879Reddit Removal Reason: Deemed to be an unreliable, unsavory, or hacked with malicious content.Nowhere in the article does it say the person was from Pakistan. Please find a source that does or post this in a subreddit appropriate for such an article
>>201527946Adam definitely has a carer
r/massivecock
neo /brit/ bois r soft like bb shit
SpainscumUnemployed because of sexual assaultPakiDisabledNothing like 190
Got him wriggling and writhing
>>201527994If I'm getting sent back too, then surely you have no issue with the nonwhites getting sent back. Therefore, you have no grounds for calling me a russian
Did some tricep isolation exercises because my biceps have been growing a little more obviously than them and holy fuck they are just burning even two days laterbetter sleep well tonight but at least its pull day tomorrow
today's dear jane is a woman who lied about being on birth control to get pregnant and jane's advice is not to tell her husband the truth and just pretend it was a miracle
===== dogshit zinger waiting room =====
>>201528050>lie to your husband Great advice
burnt my tongue on the tea in my massive sports direct mug
>>201528032State if it
>>201527800very obviously desperate to fit in canadian trying to fish for (you)ssn has utterly mind broken him, to the point where he goes spanish inquisition mode and asks bizarre questions whenever someone posts something he considers to be sn
job interview toil tomorrow
>>201528049I get DOMS for days after doing this
*puts on my kfc uniform*A zinger is it?
I'm a big fan of SpainoI'm not Spaino btw
>>201528048All immigrants are immigrants
>>201528006The article in question btw:In a 51-second attack that was captured on CCTV Muhammed Hassan grabbed the driver and slammed her head on the dashboard, grabbed another woman’s hair and punched her in the head, and then punched the third woman.Prosecutor Ayman Khokhar said the three women, who were known to Hassan, had stopped to fill up their car at the Prince of Wales Service Station on Harrogate Road in Bradford en-route to going for dinner on May 25 this year.Hassan, 26, of All Alone House, All Alone Road, Bradford, pulled up alongside them and was said by one of the women to be “refuelling his car slowly on purpose”.All three decided to wait until he had left as he had previously objected to their non-traditional dress and make-up, verbally abusing them as “slags” and “prostitutes” and demanding that they dress conservatively.However, after paying Hassan marched straight to their car to throw punches and push the women aggressively.He then drove off and the women called the police.
>>201528077Mental how badly I mindraped you You’ll never post on your trip ever again haha 17000 posts for nothing
thpaino!thpaino!!!
>>201528122im not him you disabled freak
>>201528032Hes a parasite of gimmicks and shitpostingVery boring loser
>>201528050maybe he shouldnt have spaffed in her if he didnt want a baby?
pastie almost made me throw up
>>201528082Good luck
>>201528050Tbf that's based her husband is a useless cuck and lucky she wants his baby
It is a bit mental how badly he mindraped him when you think about it
>>201528108Yeah (You) pfffft xd
>>201528131That’s exactly what he would say
>>201528166sure thing spainnonce
>>201528141I was violently sick in a bush in MK once after eating a dodgy pasty
>>201528118>Hassan, 26, of All Alone House, All Alone Road, Bradfordit’s over for diego
>>201528181Screaming
>>201527946He has a carer for sure. But i also heard he has a black stepdad which is what triggers all the cuckposting melties
>>201528118Bonkers that this isnt a jail term because of muh cultural differences but redditors who want to ‘protect women’ and ‘treat sexism as terrorism’ will ignore it
hmm... medallion's humming...
>>201528145Thanks pal. First interview in 6 years.
bank sale
>>201528192you need to take a break from brit mate
>>201528131>>201528125Done that lispy obese paedophile good and proper.
>>201528180horridwont be having another for a while
*stand up*I am Spaino
>>201528181kek
>>201528216Says the lad who posts here all day every day with inane spam. Narcissist.
>>201528240*crowd bursts into laughter*
>>201528208>First interview in 6 years.GOOD LUCK LAD
Remember when Spaino recorded vocaroos and his voice was the exact same as his sacked tranny gimmick but slightly deeper and more nasally lol
mad how i can remember the first time i got laid but the rest are all a blur
>>201528268love it when schizos pretend they know the posting history of anonymous posters
>>201528293Remember this?https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
>>201528293Prove it
>>201528303I couldn't feel anything through the condom and couldn't finish
>>201528293No, because this never happened
remember nellmongwhat the fuck was all that about eh
>>201528319>anonymous
Mad how canada mindbroke him
look at this lost twat lmfao>>201527787
>>201528293https://vocaroo.com/1o7qVc6GeFfxsounds nothing like sacked tranny
>>201528332
sorry lad, I invented a very pathetic character in my head and assigned them to you, guess your argument is beaten
>>201528373>>201528332Literally the exact same nasally reddit cadence lol
bumming diego
>>201528363It was easy.
>>201528370
>>201528406it's called a cheshire accent
>>201528332>>201528373yeah, this is the same person omfdz
>>201528422Yeah alright spainlard. All your other characters live in Cheshire too by coincidence do they?
>>201526238>>201526238>>201526238
Fucking pisstake having to wait ten minutes for a mcdonalds order when it's already on the fucking ready to collect screen
>>201528459no
>>201528454so do you think sn spent years developing sacked tranny (tilde) on britfeel too?
Get accused of being some sort of personality like spainnonce, holden, 190 regularlySome people just dont have the pattern recognition they think they do, and others just want to win an argument by dragging bystanders into the fray with a brand named gimmick
>>201528459>/bril/
>Hello?
>>201528491I just like causing chaos tbqhwyfm
>>201528491Zip it mousey
>>201528511What does the last m stand for
>>201528520>>201528520>>201528520
>>201528541member
Actual new>>201528564>>201528564>>201528564
vile little slug of a worm of a pig of a insect of a
real actual new>>>/tv/202978442>>>/tv/202978442>>>/tv/202978442
meltdown
>>201528459>>201528542>>201528574
ah yes so we havebrit on tvbrigbriland brltgood stuff lads, not tedious at all
>>201528629NEW
>>201528614sorry for disrupting your incel echo chamber
>>201528614gonna cry?
herewegoagain
NEW>>201528676>>201528676>>201528676
>>201528683BANNED edition
