Son of the mask edish
Brat era subeditionhttps://youtu.be/T3gcbYL2VMg?t=1210
There are at most 30-40 regular posters in /brit/, which was observable before the IP counter was taken away. Considering how extreme mental illness like some of the most egregious posters display is rare (let’s be generous and say 1%), the likelihood there are several mentally ill freaks all with their special interests that they simply must post day in day out is vanishingly smallStatistically, it’s most likely that two or three gigafreaks that have latched onto this threadBy process of elimination, we can be pretty certain that they are:- gingernonce- mousenonce- 190The last of which likely posts almost all of the other spam gimmicks (cuck posting, sacked tranny, spainmong, heathersubhuman, etc)
this must be the thread
>>201528697you're one of them
thinking about breaking up with the gf. just dont see a long-term relationship happening, so what's the point in continuing like this?
>>201528714Which one though?
>>201528629
>>201528731don't know don't care you're a mentally ill weirdo
in here >>201528676>>201528676>>201528676
>>201528731are they equiped below?
the fuck are you lads playing at starting a /tv/ general
this is the thread
>>201528764a trivial mistake was made by a fucking retard
big meeting with bossman in 10 minutesNOTHING to present him withmight fake a heart attack instead
>>201528742made me jump
>>201528782you dossing cunt
>>201528782who starts a meeting at 3:20?
>>201528782it's toilberg around these parts mate
>>201528782present your willy
>>201528804it should be 'bossberg' albeittoilberg doesnt make sense
>>201528764it's called expanding the franchisesoon every board will have a /brit/then we're going to bring this site to a grinding halt until our demands for a /brit/ board are met
>>201528825shut up
>>201528782>NOTHING to present him withGOOD LUCK LAD
Learn Spanish.
>>201528782Do like in video games and jump on his head to kill the bossman x
>>201528839nahnow what
why is england so brown?
>>201528835Imagine the horrors posted in >>>/b/brit/
>>201528764We did make some good telly tbf
>>201528839
business idea: youtube reactions channel where black yanks react to mousey posts
I know poo posting is usually a meme but lads I am in painDemolished a family sized meat feast pizza with extra jalapenos for lunch after my track workout today and my arse is on fucking fireIts just gone midnight and I need to kip but I dont know if I can
If thou art betrothed to a noblemanThou art but maiden to meWhatever shall Timothy do?
>>201528860
>>201528860Tiny skull on this bitch is really unattractiveLooks like she got the zika virus
Practically cumming myself to the German women AI voices on Elevenlabs
>>201528697Yeah, I am here quite a bit. especially more recently. Probably won't be here as often when I get this settlement next month
I don't believe we have the real mousey anymore
this thread right here? this is the thread
>>201528925stop using AI
will the real mousenonce please stand up
>>201528925This is an advert on the dead internet
>>201528869jews
>>201528781i know it's unrelated but the content of this post defines my entire life, i've never felt so seen
>>201528986This goy gets it
>>201528971don't believe in the dead internetI'm real and you all are too, right lads?
>>201528950Have to set up a video for my business and can't be arsed using my real voice when I'm constantly drunk or hungover
I reckon at 30 I've left it too late to learn how to drive and I'll just take the bus for the rest of my days
>>201528955hi :3 x
So you lads going to go see Oasis then?
>>201529005it probably goes further than the jews, but that's the easy answer
>>201529027Lol
>>201529016People keep telling me to drive but Im okay on my bike
I'm so Julia
>>201529047Don't understand the family's sudden obsession with this. They aren't particularly Oasis fans yet they're clamouring for tickets. It's like a pilgrimage is happening all of a sudden
>>201529047at £500 a ticket?don't think so
>>201529089omg x
>>201528874>>>/b/ritlets find out
>>201529106glad I'm not working class
>>201529106gonna be biblical
>>201529047more of a Ribena man, myself
>>20152901690 year olds are on the road and they can't think straight or see shit so you're fine mate
>>201529073Based
>>201529127
>>201529111Theyre gunna be £70-£130 based on venue
>>201529047can't stand festivals and concerts
>>201528695want to munch her musky curryhole
90 year olders on roads hold tight
>>201529129We're upper-middle class which makes it even more odd
>>201529047Tickets are already gold dust. I doubt it'll be the last dates they announce so I'll see what other ones get released later and see if I can get some. I want to see them. Their songs are great to sing in a crowd and doing it in a real stadium with them performing them sounds like a lot of fun.
housed imbursedwanked
Bez > Liam & Noel
>>201529138Uh oh
>need to go shop>need to go gymthere's not enough time in the day
>>201529215starmerism
Watched the Supersonic documentary on youtube this morning so now that I'm a big Oasis fan I will be going to see them in concert
>/b/rit just filled with the nigger word immediatelykek could you imagine how few leftypol spacks would post here if he couldnt run to janny and complain about the nigger word
>>201529047yeh might cop a Cardiff ticket. I reckon they'll headline glasto and i'll hopefully be going there so maybe then instead/also
say there caldwell, why do you snigger?
>>201529215Really enjoy this gimmick
>>201529240erm you can't say that word here
>>201529215mad how badly he's fucked upalready guaranteed not to make it to the next 'lection
no one suffers like I do, no oneflat is mouldy, I am out of scotch, and wfh toil is dragging along today
>>201529262nigger nigga nigguhnigger nigguh nigga niggeryou’re 100% nigger, nigger
>>201529267>flat is mouldyopen a window you smelly cunt
mad how girls have beautiful soft bums but also big smelly logs of poo come from that same beautiful soft bum
>>201529289Ahah
You are now entering the gay porn zone. Only wank to gay porn. Set up a Grindr account. Get twinky. Try out topping and bottoming. And if you do that, you'll become a legendary /brit/ poster in no time.
>>201529240We could have it on bant but then the Nazi anime posters would shit it up too Janny does us a service here
>>201529267would love a wfh job and my own place
>>201529106Most "people" are extremely susceptible to groupthink social pressures. They just do and believe whatever the man in the suit on the telly tells them to. Get vaccinated. Clap for the NHS. Buy tickets for Oasis. And most of these mongs go out and do it.
we should consider moving /brit/ to /b/ full time, being able to say the nigger word without fear of janitorial reprisal is very refreshing
>>201529330I want to do all that just off reading your post
>>201529347Are you underage?
>>201529307
Why don’t the politicians just do what the people want?Reckon they’d be more popular if they did that and more people would vote for them
It’s seething shitlump wednesday
just noticed the MOT runs out on fridaythere's no way i'll be able to book it in anywhere before then
>>201529347Oy veySounds like an anti-Semitic conspiracy to me goyim
>Most "people" are extremely susceptible to groupthink social pressures. They just do and believe whatever the man in the suit on the telly tells them to. Get vaccinated. Clap for the NHS. Buy tickets for Oasis. And most of these mongs go out and do it.
>sir poo barmerheh you do crack me up
who's upset racismlad? What's he ever done to anyone?
>Hassan, 26, of All Alone House, All Alone Road, BradfordI grew up in that town, it's a nice middle class area not a place I'd expect to harbour pakis so conservative they're beating up women for not dressing "properly"
>>201529372Antithetical to the interests of the state
>>201529367i'm 29 but i haven't used /b/ since i was like 16, it makes me feel a certain giddy excitement
>>201529299measure of a man is whether he’s lick the that bumhole or cower away in its glare
>>201529416>i'm 29
>>201529405Import one millions Muslims are you’re bound to bring in enough to cause trouble
>>201529405Zoomer pakis born here are all ultra zealous
Swore off fluoride today lads.Used the distilled water from the counter top distillerShall not become an NPC freak lacking in creativity
>>201529405leftypol: we must protect women! also leftypol: we must have unlimited immigration from the most misogynistic countries on earth! baffling specimen he is
>>201529325I’ve got anxiety so I can’t open windows, I need a government carer to come do it for me but the waiting list is 6 years x
>>201529419You were warned about gazing into the abyss
might just get really stoned and play Quake
>>201529106Oasis are my most listened band on spotify and now I’m gunna be called some sheep But also I think Oasis are from so long ago and are so fucking old now both in their 50s that its just nostalgia, maybe they ‘were’ oasis fans but most people move on to new music, I’m just set in my ways and despise new pop music because I’m an asshole who thinks hems better than everyone else (even as I type this Im still thinking ‘but yeah’ I am actually better than the average person even though I know Im not)
>>201529465Corr gizza go
>>201529394I created that meme
Week has been >swimming>lifting>calisthenics>cyclingAll my muscles feel great and I almost ate some sweets mumberg got me but I threw them away.Shall not fall for her wicked plot to make me fat lads.
never done weed. think it'd be bad for me. i already get anxious as is.
are phone numbers really necessary any more including mobile numbersand email too who is using all this stuff
why don't the 'chon tell you how many IPs there are in a thread no mo
>>201529475nah modern pop music genuinely is shite and it's not even the nostalgia talkingonly braindead zoomers listen to modern pop music and think yo this is fire bro
>>201529465for me, its quake 4
>>201529447Leftypol sees people as a blank slate that are only affected by socialisation hence why he thinks everyone regardless of origin can be integrated into society
>>201529488no you may only watch in silence
little snack if that's alright with you de ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l0RnOKvYCs
The modern pop music stars
>calisthenics
He keeps saying his dad were a tool maker im like yeah mate we know were looking at his work and then the whole pub clapped
>>201529552Fuck off back to /britfeel/ we don't care about this stale dead gimmque
>>201529520i watched the Civvie video on it and it looked like console shite
got scott walker on
explosive poo there managed to get poo on my ballsack
>>201529570Its not bad if you also lift weightsLike proper pullups and decline pressups and proper leg and torso raises and dead hangs are good even if you’re fucking huge
>>201529590isnt the best game in the world but its a half-decent sci-fi fps.
>>201529606put a choke up your arse to reduce the spread
pulled mualani boys
>>201529595Do I hear 21 21 21?
>>201529628ring pull ups and dips are amazing exercises and literally all you need for upper body. need weights for legs though
>>201529700for me, it's spring loaded
Poo de ballsack
>>201529700spring loaded/normie
>>201529700used to do the four at work and i think it permanently fucked my knee up
>>201529700have bald patches on both my legs from sitting in the four too much in my formative years
>>201529520underrated game ngl
why did the conservatives close down all the migrant processing centres? i thought they were the ones who were supposed to be hard on illegal immigration, since those centres have closed down the numbers of boat boys has increased exponentially almost feels like it was done maliciously
>>201529381Corrrr the arse on the left, wouldn't mind being detained in the facesitting room with that lady
got a juicy knob
>>201529700gargoyle me
>>201529570Pushups and situps simple as mate
lots of nasty rorkes being racist in /b/rit
>>201529809>almost feels like it was done maliciouslymate where have you been for the last multiple decades
>>2015298092024 and this nigga hasn't realised the tories did everything they possibly could to increase immigration
>>201529856Posted my knob in there for them x
>>201529856probably about 3 of them all giddy about saying naughty words
>>201529444Yeah it's a weird phenomenon there's probably a few reasons for it1) they don't really fit in like native Brits do and so lean into characteristics that define them as "other" from the general population e.g Islam2) if you're not getting pussy like a lot of zoomers you can just say well I didn't want it anyway I'm a pious man3) just general anti western attitudes
obmna
>>201529856wait there's a /b/rit? for what purpose
>>201529809>almost
>>201529708IDK dude I probably want a bit more than just dips and pullups like traps especially arent gettign worked there
>>201529700GARGIN
what age do you reckon your wilbert stopped growing?
>>201529899SCRMAEIGNG
>>201529931I'll let you know when it happens
>>201529901we're moving to /b/ to protest the janny>>>/b/923565793
mumberg and brotherstein being very annoying
>>201529700Mine unironically isnt thereI sit cross legged but with my right foot on top of my left calf and my left foot under my right calf
>>201529901just checked and it's LITERALLY just people posting the no-no word over and over, how unimaginably cringe
>>201529931how old are you that your willy doesn't grow around fitties
>>201529901it was my idea x
>>201529897It’s also because the UK literally takes the trash from other countries. You’re not taking in educated gulf Arabs, it’s goat fucking pakis from kashmir villages. 500 years of inbreeding, extremely low IQ, no higher culture. The dumbest peasantry britain could find in the world
>>201529975alri octopus man
get the oil fucking just stopped right this second
>>201529977n*****
>>201529700mine's not there I sit with my right foot under my bum with my left leg down in normie position
There are only 100 prison spaces left now lmao
>>20152993110 Got a micro dick
thought i'd give smoking a go but it's kind of lame, don't see what all the fuss is about really
>>201530016That’s 60 /brit/ posters and some space for some boomers commenting on Facebook
>>201530016if only we hadn't jailed like 300 people for being mean on facebook
>>201529700ankle cross usuallyvery sloppy position
>>201530016waiting until they're all gone
>>201530041you this time next year
>>201529993Its not that badGot used to it in school assembly
>>201530016free my nigga rorke
>>201530041Have it with a beer or coffeeIt’s boring by itself
just let out all the murderers and rapists
the watch
thoughts on eco terrorism operations in the north sea oil fields?
reckon i'll ask for a bigger one
>>201530125none
>>201530123
No amount of exercise will make you like this
>>201530016Must be why Muhammad Hassan, who previously served 6 months for dangerous driving, just got away with beating up 3 womenhttps://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/17982989.danger-driver-muhammad-hassan-sparked-police-chase-minutes-second-driving-ban/
>>201530123spaino on the left
>>201530159big fan of this particular kot
>>201530168I could 1v1 him
>>201530168why would i want to be like that
only got one "mummy what's wrong with that man's face" walking through town today was a good day
why are there so many good second hand clothes being sold and shipped from Ukraine? I'm talking good expensive stuff that costs hundreds and you'd be lucky to find in a shop outside central London
>>201530201You would never fear another man again
>>201530204because they all died in the war
>>201530168*shoots this gay monkey with a gun*
Full English breakfasts are bussin f a m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVYMUs9xGTM
>>201530016>There are only 100 prison spaces left nownotting hill shankers locked up with rorke rioters should be a fun combination
>>201530187mad how these freaks can just come to the uk and treat it like GTA and get a slap on the wrist that doesnt affect their social lives/job prospects/future sentences a single bit because they haven't integrated at asllbut if a native brit dares utter a rude word they get locked up and have their lives ruined and their face spread all over the bbc
>>201530223they're all expensive english brands and things I'd never expect to be in Ukraine lmao, like good GYW shoes and boots. burberry trench coats and the like
>>201530248By the time you saw that monkey read to attack he'd already have ripped off your bollox
>>201530204where do I find these sales?
That shit ain’t bussin’ fr ong
>>201530250can't really go wrong with a big plate of meat, eggs and potato
>>201530278all knock off
>>201530123Why is he like this
>>201530285
>>201530275((Integration)) is not something that you want
>>201530285Wrong tab
>>201530320And Tyrone got to dive into it face first
pot noodle up the arris
>>201530320
>>201530285Chocolate?
Mother stabbed with a 'Rambo-style knife' in front of her three-year-old daughter at Notting Hill Carnival might lose her leg, court toldA 20-year-old man has been remanded in custody having been charged with the attempted murder of an “innocent bystander” 32-year-old mother who was stabbed at Notting Hill Carnival.Shakiel Thibou appeared at Westminster Magistrates' Court where he was also charged with violent disorder and possession of an offensive weapon. He gave no plea.He was charged alongside his brothers Sheldon Thibou, 24, and Shaeim Thibou, 22, who were also both remanded in custody.Sheldon Thibou was charged with violent disorder, possession of a stun gun and assaulting an emergency worker. He made no plea.Shaeim Thibou was charged with violent disorder and assaulting an emergency worker. He indicated a plea of not guilty to both charges.All of their cases were sent to the Old Bailey for September 25.
>>201530286ebay>>201530305pretty sure they're legit, have heard that they received and bought bales of unwanted clothes and resell for the war effort
>>201530285I'm just angry at myself for clicking
>>201530357thanks x
draw more attention to the poop dildo please
>>201530349>Shakiel Thibouget him inget him housed
Just finished off a whole box of magnum ice creams x
>>201530395fucking blimp
Obsessed with asian chicks after backpacking through thailand and vietnam
>>201530349>He was charged alongside his brothers Sheldon
>>201530349>Shakielmuslim name>Sheldonchristian name>Shaeimjewish namewhat did the parents mean by this
>>201530395I almost had 2 yesterday but I resisted the urge and i'm very proud of myself
>>201530395Fat cunt
>>201530419ktim but a normal holiday not backpacking like a tarq
sinisterbradley/bad news gimmick is glowie interference trying to sow the seeds of racial hatred and encourage incels on here to commit hate crimes so they can lock them up
>poo_dildo_6.jpg
>>201530187muhammad hassan?https://youtu.be/XzFjHOwfmAI
pants are a bit too small
>>201530349Were people literally just going around chopping up strangers
Waiting for those 100 spaces to fill up so I can get back to posting without thinking
gagging for a fag
>>201530349>All of their cases were sent to the Old Bailey for September 25.Glad the potential murder of a woman is treated with less haste than shouting at some coppers
Don't just stare at it, check it!
how long before gut microbe adapts to low carb diet
>>201530326no i want mass deportation
>>201530447Well if you’re moving around a lot it makes sense to bring a rucksack not a suitcaseWe stayed in hotels, I’m not a wannabe bohemian who bums around in hostels
>>201530493They didn't enter a pleaMisunderstanding of how the system works
>>201530506
>>201530483notting hill is a diversity festival so yes
>>201528629Rented the CD of that movie on new year's eveon googling on my windows 98 pc I found it was rated the worst movie of the year
>>201530516horrible man
Scrotum smells like toast
>>201530532good morning sir
>>201530532was this last year
>>201530522checked
if we run out of space in prison entirely does that mean we get a Purge scenario where all crime goes unpunished
mad how cunts reach 25 (and even younger) and decide that their age is why they tweaked or pulled their back out doing something like bending over to put their shoes on, when it's not their age but just being an inactive sack of shit. b-b-but I lift weights a couple times a week!!!! yeah, but you are still fucking weak (that's the issue) and you continue to do no real movement or cardio for the rest of the day
>>201530547horrible men* there are millions of these vermin mate thats why it's MASS deportation
>>201529016Literally started driving at 30 last year, me
im a nasty little cockslut
DRIVERS HATE THE LTN BOX
>>201530555>>201530558YeaBtw mask in The mask cartoon on cartoon Network was called sachin in hindi dubbed version
Cock destroyers
>>201529700semi recline sideways with my legs on a footrest most of the time
The main reason for having a brain is to coordinate movement. Sight, sound, and other sensory information is brought together; muscles are controlled to produce coordinated movements of the body in response to perception, to achieve the goals of the organism (e.g., eating, not getting eaten).
>>201530569we need to pull a carandiru
Never wanna have sex, me. Women are repulsive
>>201530577Your connective tissues are made of collagenCollagen production begins to decline in your mid 20sHope this helps!
>>201530606
this is how I sit
>>201530638What about with a man?
>>201530613RIP Soph
>>201530638>IndiaWell, you're in luck
>When We Were Kings (1996)pure kino
for me it's completely overwhelmed
>>201530613DESPUNK THEM FUCKING BALLS
>>201530629
>>201530681average leftist
>>201530681rorpe unmasked
>>201530681he's literally me
>>201530669sex
>>201530681spawn of rorke and leftypol
>>201530669god I wish I was a sergeant with a group of qt recruits I could bully
really don't like being touched by other people, reckon i was molested and repressed the memory
nigga talking about connective tissue made from collagen, mine might be, but yours are made from pure slop
>rorpe
>>201530750*gives your balls a little squeeze*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOBU96IziQ
Can you try retort in a less cringe way next time yh?
>>201530669where do I get a job yelling at women?
>>201530750I feel like if you got molested you would remember it
>>201530722>rorpeOh nigga made a typo ......
>>201530773>>201530777ahaa great stuff
The 'bab muncybox arrived de leds :3
le ebin tybo
>>201530748pfft
>>201530816CORRR
>>201530816looks dry and orribul
>>201530816Get a life
pig bastard yanks being all piggy and bastardysick to my back teeth of these disgusting pigs
>>201530826>>201530826>>201530826>>201530826>>201530826>>201530826
>tybo
>>201530681When a 44-year-old man from France started experiencing weakness in his leg, he went to the hospital. That's when doctors told him he was missing most of his brain. The man's skull was full of liquid, with just a thin layer of brain tissue left. The condition is known as hydrocephalus."He was living a normal life. He has a family. He works. His IQ was tested at the time of his complaint. This came out to be 84, which is slightly below the normal range … So, this person is not bright — but perfectly, socially apt,"
>>201530816Where's the Elton john fart?
>>201530816you are disabled
>>201530767sent that cunt to the murky waters of the lumbridge swamp graveyard
>>201530816Scran
>>201530816How do you start eating zis
>>201530820WEEKEND PASS REVOKED
>>201530559'
