Thimble Islands edition
>>201530816peng
mental how funny misspelling things is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9n-CRwwO4
> rorpe
mentos how funny mispelling things is
sick of all this bragley bait
>sent that cunt to the murky waters of the lumbridge swamp graveyardSCREAMING, bodied that porky little freak
Thinking about those willards
>bragley
well which one is it?
Why do girls in bands always fuck the drummer? Just looked up another singer and she was again impregnated by her drummer
>>201530904he mindraped you
BrbPooing
Scran just arrived de lids :3
>>201530904mental how madly spainlad mindraped you
>>201530915>>201530916checks out
>>201530904the one where he posts certain images on /brit/ that are guaranteed (You)s
>>201530916elton
gregory isaacs - clark stepper
>>201530916fried elephant trunk is it
>>201530912Who? Kieron or Shaun?
>>201530904Spaino lives rent free in your head lol
>>201530916CORRR
>>201530916nice of Elton to provide his leavings in a small pot rather than the usual wanton spray
Kebab for tea lads
>>201530951no idea who they are
Grieving all those moments in my past where I wasn't the man I am right now and wasn't able to be honest and vulnerable with people. Wish I'd been better, lads. That's all.
How should I dress for my job interview tomorrow?It's as a delivery driver for a supermarket.
scran just arrived lads
What's the story with that George Clanton guy? Not only is his music shite but he's in his late 30s larping as a twink and people seem to be buying it. Feel like Limmy in that Pitbull sketch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20AjpZNopVo
Is repression of memory an actual thing or is it just something therapists came up with to convince people of things that didn’t happen
>>201531022spray paint yourself black for woke points
haven't eaten and hungryCan't eat because the isp engineer is downstairs doing the installationyou ain't helping with all the food pics wahey
the bbc bull just arrived, my gf's tuppence is dripping lol
>>201531022Purple DMs and a fred perry.
NIGHTTIME TRIGGERS THE LAND MINESBEDROOM WOUNDS LOVERS LIKE BRIGADIERS
>>201531055speado
>>201531007Wdym
Haha spaino posted another shitty food photo! Haha, what a melt!!!
>>201531005they posted the photo on facebook
>>201531093wasnt him it was me
dramatic niggas be like:*sets himself on fire*
>>201531065i dont own a Fred Perry or anything purple
>>201531007
>>201531098keep giving spaino attention you sad mindbroken schizo
>>201531040Definitely some freaky mindrape thing to scam gullible rich people out of their money. Wasn't there a period recently where a load of LA celebrities were getting told by their therapists they have repressed child abuse memories?
>blacks pissing outside your front door all weekendso this is the london experience
>>201531022Smart casual is almost always the answer nowadays
>>201531022be early
got 4 hours of sleep last night and yet now it's 1am and i can't sleep again, haven't had any caffeine in weeks either, what on god's green earth is a man to do in these situations?
mumbergs got nice feet
>>201531046only had toast and a banana today
>>201531141
Mental how badly canadas broken him
crying tears of joy out of my penis
>>201531141spain nonces wet dream
>>201531141londoners make fun of us northerners when this is what they live with
https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1828406711645876637scottish legs
oh danny boy, the pints, the pints are calling
>>201531022
>>201531040Is AskJeeves broken?
>>201531022i went to my last job interview in a t-shirt and brown trousers and work boots, nailed the interview, only reason i didn't get the job was because i wasn't vaxxed (which they really should have asked first before wasting everyone's time)
>>201531022I just wear a suit to every interview, pretty safe
>>201531197isn't it a bit late for you fella
>>201531210lmao
>>201531022megadeth t-shirt and shorts
>>201531197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1se8_-fcxZs
>>201531232not even on the pints just musing about how i wish i were
>>201531152Play half life 2
>raised Catholic (taught that proddies were the enemy and nowt else)>been reading about them the last few days as to what all the sects believe and now have a changed view of themquite interesting ladsAll reject Pope & believe in the 5 Solae (Only the Bible matters, Only faith in Jesus alone, Grace by Christ alone if he feels like it - not if you've "earned" it, Salvation by Christ, Glory to God alone which basically criticises Catholic/Orthodox for Mary and Saint venerationThe differences are funny though>Anglicans - Catholics 2.0 (aka Episcopalians in America) are the middle ground between Prods and Catholics where they kept shit like Bishops, Ancient liturgy like Catholics, Retain churhc traditions which Protestants vehemently reject)>Methodists - Anglicans 2.0 (the most similar to Protestants, so much so that its founder John Wesley was CoE - they are more independent and reject bishops/Apostolic succession though)>Presbyterians - Scottish Hardliners (Hated how soft the Tudors were on Catholicism and then went mad at Charles I for being too Catholic adjacent despite being an Anglican. Wasn't as mad as Cromwell's Puritianism but they have their clergy ruled by presbyters/elders and reject that the holy communion is ACTUALLY Jesus)>Baptists - Evangelicals (Most common Protestantism in America with over half, ESPECIALLY in the South, believe in waiting until adulthood for baptism, Literal biblical interpretation so they're called Evangelicals, Preaching is less formal than Anglicanism which is why you have those goofy megachurch pastors screaming about why they need a new yacht if the congregation is to get into heaven)>Anabaptists - Christian Communists (Also believe in adult baptism but their communities such as Mennonites, Amish and the Bruderhof beleive sincerely in The Book of Acts and they usually live in commie communities as that's what Jesus would have wanted without integrating into broader societyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohC8cEcdOE
>>201531152Warm milk
neighbours bratty daughters making loads of noise in their garden
>>201531022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-fwMQ6wmyY
>>201531152'av a wank
>>201531164How many toast and what topping
>>201531231Once went to one in my suit but looked like a cunt as everyone there was in t shirts and polo shirtshad a cashmere sweater on too
>>201531308brat mentioned ~
>>201531308she fit?
bluds writing arcane tomesnot a chance
>>201531022Everyone here is a useless runt. Just wear a shirt, some trousers, and a pair of shoes. Maybe throw a zip neck jumper over the top. You’ll look fine for any role and never have to second guess yourself.
>>201531141Can't judge too much given I did a slash in public on the way back from the pub the other day
>>201531309what a grim cunt
>>201531308poo in your hand and throw it at her
>>201531315two toastsbiscuit spread (asda)
sir poonigger
>>201531294that'll just make me shit the bed
yes i am drinking at home by myself
>>201531327All of the roles I apply to are office/engineering based and I’ve only ever gone in full suit and tie. I don’t think anyone would look at you strangely here in most professional places.
>>201531277>half life 2nice
>>201531142polo shirt, chinos, and oxford boots?>>201531151I plan to be 10-15 minutes early. Not waiting around like a mug for ages. >>201531218I was thinking black t-shirt or polo. Work cargo trousers. Work boots. I'm not vaxxed but I doubt anyone here cares anymore. >>201531231That seems like it would be overkill considering the position. Also I dont own a suit.
My post won't end in 3
>>201531309actually howling at this
>>201531372>biscuit spreadNever had that Might try it
>>201531308how fit? tummies out?
>>201531457a midwit would
for me it has to be 2004 Ford Expedition
>>201531429>black t-shirt or polo. Work cargo trousers. Work bootshowling, please mate just wear a long sleeve button up shirt, or a long sleeve merino polo and a pair of nice trousers with some decent shoes. you’ll look respectable and not like a runt. it matters even if you are working with runts because your hiring manager won’t be a runt.
>>201531278Where are you from? It's actually fairly rare for Belfast fenians to be raised to be sectarian albeit they're told that loyalists are violent and unpredictable. Basically there's an element of them that behave like blacks and to watch yourself around them but it's more just practical advice as opposed to being instilled with actual hatred. From what I gather legit sectarianism is more of a weegie fenian thing.
>>201531476it nice, used to get the biscoff version but fuck paying 3.50
>>201531424This was a sales position at a mortgage company I don’t think I was wrong for erring on the side of caution as it was just their business culture
>>201531548That stuff is vile
just had a 6 hour siesta
tying my willy up into a balloon animal
diego is so brat
>>201531429>polo shirt, chinos, and oxford boots?Yeah. It’s a driving job so as long as you don’t look like you’re presentable to customers you’re fine
>>201530826I feel like shit I am working a wage job and still in college
>>201531565screaching
>>201531503howl then
>>201531522LondonDadberg's a Celtic man thoughOther than the rejection of the Pope I don't think either team really knows a thing about why they hate each other though.Quite absurd you can have that much hatred in your heart when Ireland and the UK are importing subspecies right now.
>>201531590what makes you say that?
>>201531503shut up wagie bitch
why do midwits get all the birds its not fucking fair they dont even understand finnegans wake
>>201531565>>201531613redditaussies
>>201531278>>Anglicans - Catholics 2.0They should just be catholic. Their rejection of the pope was purely political and they do not believe in the 5 Solae.
>>201531643you're a boss ass bitch diego
Confiscating this nonce image I found posted on here
>>201531455nice dubs>>201531548>biscoffNever had that eitherMight try
i just want to sleep why won't god let me sleep
>>201531642>Dadberg's a Celtic man thoughbased
>>201531022CIA from TDKR
diego gives bratty bottom energy
>>201531642Is he scotch or from Ulster? I'm guessing the former but I could obviously be wrong. Maybe he's a dub.
bratty white london bottom getting blacked to 'apple' by charlie xcx
How much do you bet this is consensual
curry for tea x
diego is such a bratty sub it's unreal
>>201531660>redditaussies
>>201531664brexit means brexit
>>201531685Iktfb
charli sexcsex
>>201531725so this is rorke
>>201531685Can’t sleep if you’re posting on here now can you dafty. Electronics off. Head down. Eyes closed. Imagine you’re floating in a canoe on a lake.
>>201531703mate
>>201531668i odnt disagree but how did you get that
>>201531664I think they’ve made movements in the past to enter into union with some Orthodox churches but now the COE is just gay atheists dressing up and larping
>>201531685go for an incel walk bro
>>201531756you just give off such bratty vibes
>>201531750after an hour or more of tossing and turning you tend to give up
>>201531710no he's from Cork and mumberg's from GalwayI don't think ordinary Republic Irish give a shit but he's autistic on Celtic so I had it basically built in to meTaking me up to an Old Firm game when I was 7 and having some huns screaming at me helped solidify that they were the bad guys.
dire thread so far
>>201531685ktim last night and every waking second since
no one:not even mousenonce:brit: omg diego is so brat
diego is such a queen
diego is so demure
>>201531309screaminghow can the DWP look at this and think this man is actually trying to get a job
>>201531783hs?>>201531828take that back right now that's so offensive
It's insane how specific job ads are for some poxy 32k starting
might get cornrows
walking around exploding old grannies to smithereens with my incel rage
tiring day of toiling from homeI suffer tremendously in life, humans shouldn’t have to live like this
he's such a bratty lil boss baby bitch
>>201531788>Taking me up to an Old Firm game when I was 7 and having some huns screaming at me helped solidify that they were the bad guyslmao yeah they don't discriminate by age, fairly progressive in that regard
sampling the filmography of cory chase
>>201531841yass slay queenyou're giving cunt
>>201531309how is this man real
counting the minutes until 6pm when i can leave my incel flat do an incel walk to the incel pub and order some incel fish and chips and a drink then after i've finished the incel of that incel walk home again and incel shitpost here
Star Trek sirsCan you translate this sentence from TNG S2E7 said by O'Brien:>"Well, I'd have to get into the biofilter bus to patch in a molecular matrix reader. That's no problem. But the waveform modulator will be overloaded without the regeneration limiter in the first stage circuit."I have no idea what my nigga just said
Ah, you've finally made it. I'll pop the kettle on. One sugar or two?
Carry fucking Diego
watching videos about why death is nothing to fear to work up the courage to kill myself
>>201531889ick
diego twink anal fuck
>>201531923CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
diego the kinda nigga to message blank profiles for fun at 4 in the morning on grindr
diego is SUCH a power bottom
>>201531911is that a euphemism? if i say two is that a signal that i'm down for gay sex?
>>201531900he's saying his dildo won't fit up his arse
a pizza hut in the garage?
hes actually so zesty its insane no way diego is straight explains a lot as well
blinds up cock out porn on wanking away
diego is straight..... ON OPPOSITE DAY
>>201532005Name?
>>201531900star trekwhere they put you in a suicide booth, blast you to death and your clone continues livingsick society
>>201532005bit peng
>>201531685I've got insomnia badSomething is off with the ley lines
diego 'accidentally' wandering into the dark room in monty pyke
gay fart poo
check 'em
>>201531333What sort of shirt and trousers and shoes? I have a jumper with zip neck from my old job but I dont think it would match m&s trousers and tan brogues. >>201531515I dont see whats funny about wearing work attire for a job interview. I've seen asda delivery drivers and they wear a polo shirt, black work trousers and work boots. The hiring man who called sounded like a bit of an autist and there was another bloke talking in the background who sounded like a mong. The interview will be with one or the other. I dont think they got any other applicants since I applied yesterday and today was the closing date and im interviewing tomorrow. >>201531592might try on a few out fits this evening and try to decide which looks best. bit of a feminine thing to do but ive not had a job interview in 6 years and im bad at them. >>201531699Thats basically what im thinking except my polo shirts are either black or dark blue. My cargo trousers are black (or I might wear musturd chinos or grey shorts), no coat, and probably work boots or maybe just trainers.
Nothing wrong with being zesty ;)
why is canada killing itself
>>201531900They don’t even use electricity in Star Trek so none of that can be translated to anything resembling real technology
homealoneeveryfridaynight is diego's grindr username
>>201532005filters and angles still can't hide that humongous jaw
>>201532064quit yapping
fiddling with my various contraptions
>>201532087
>>201531900i need to change the filter for the biological organissms filter in order for the matrix [computer algorithm] to understand it. That is no problem. But unless I make tweaks to the engine at the first part in the circuit then i will not be able to regenerate you.
there is nothing wrong with being gay diego
I had this autistic sperglord mate and in year 7 he got punched after trying to start a fight with some mongy emo kids and it was really humiliating for himI think this is a big reason why I was a conflict-avoidant pussyhole in secondary school
>>201532087corporate takeover
>>201531945howling this but for tinder girls>>201532047wetherspoons dont have dark rooms x>>201532092false>>201532111false
Paco Rabanne discontinued 1 million.The fuck are builders supposed to bathe in now?
to poo or not to poothat is the question
>>201532095yapping is the entire point of /brit/
fish finger up the arse
>>201532111he's one of those weird ones that thinks god's going to spank his bottom raw for it
>>201532146how do you know what dark rooms are and which pubs do and don't have them?
>>201532087Zillions of empty gas stations and McDonald’s need to be staffed please understand
>>201532165fish fingers ar epeng af
>>201532087the government hates white people like every other vassal of the american empire
Arse fingers up the fish
It's about time you lads gave Diego some slack he's just trying to make it in a cold world
nearly a decade since moot left
>>201532220poot
in Canada we have vending machines that dispense crack pipes, snorting kits, and needles in an effort to apply the harm reduction philosophyyou should adopt this in Britain, we have put them in hospitals as well so maybe you could start with the NHS
>>201532087trudope trying to leave his blackening mark on the country before he gets voted into oblivion.
Ed West is a liberal papist soybug midwit
>>201532220mogs me
Prepare for Unforeseen Consequences
>>201532257shut it diego
>>201532245They buy all that shite on amazon
>>201532257literally no one knows who that it is>midwitdefinition of a moron criticism
>>201532280it's free, so they are actually losing money to make the nation a safer place
Shut it oo cackermuffin.
>>201532246He is definitely compromised by corporate interests There is simply no other explanation
>>201532064Sat in on a lot of driver interviews when I was in charge of the picking side of things because ultimately it was me that ended up dealing with drivers.Don’t wear dirty trackies, don’t ask about smoking in the van, don’t ask about using the fuel card for your own car, don’t immediately start saying you can only work certain days and don’t be miserable and you’ll be ahead of 80% of the other applicants.
Rorke listening to Bane's Theme in his smelly bedroom, now curling 10kg (I'm Rorke)
>>201531078Just all those moments where something stopped me from doing what I wanted to do. Whether it was being too shy, or worried about looking cringe, or thinking I might overstep a boundary that was never set. All those laughs I could've got from people whose laughs I loved or comfort I could've given to those who needed comfort. Small things that make up the human experience that I denied myself (and others) for no good reason.
diego still not realising he’s gay after unsuccessfully rizzing up hundreds of women
diego drives a fiat 500
>>201532246>>201532302please reconsiderhe's very handsomeputting that hideous dork poilievre on canadian screens for 4 years is borderline misogynistic and homophobic
finasteride finasteride side effectsfood for hair food for hair growthvitamins for hair growth
>>201532334>curling 10kgpeng i can only do 6
>>201532302and china
>>201532334victory has defeated you
>>201532347F1nnsteride, more like
wanked off before i went to sleep. woke up with me fingers in me mouth. bit disgusted lads.
>>201532341I agree with you and PP is even worse It’s over for my country
>>201532338utterly bizarre post surely that level of dedication to women suggests hetrosexuality
>>201532392>hetrosexualityyou even spell it gayly
>>201532347Fingers crossed for that sugar gel experiment, eh lad?
>>201532353can only do 4.5 me :skull:
Reanimate rob fords corpse to become the tzar of canada
>stoning picturesmad how turks act like they're more civilised than pakis/afghans/arabs when they're all the same bucket of shite
Diego's whip
>>201532334Do you feel in charge?
>>201532409project on
>>201532334>>201532334>>201532334>>201532334alri big guy
CRASHING THIS PLANEWITH NO SURVIVORSBefore all the memes you were shouting KINO in your head
>insomnia just drink more water and exercise, it's that simple
>>201532392the women are picking up on it thats why they aren’t interested
Dr Pavel, I'm POO
my dogs are hungry
>>201532326Thanks pal. few follow questions so i dont ask in the interview>Don’t wear dirty trackies ok no trackies to the interview, no problem. can I wear trackies on the job?>don’t ask about smoking in the vanok but can i smoke in the van or no? what is the rules on delivery drivers smoking?>don’t ask about using the fuel card for your own caris that a no?>don’t immediately start saying you can only work certain days I can work any time, anywhere. the hours are Wednesday, Friday and Saturday 2pm-10pm they already told me that. I have no social life so its fine. >and don’t be miserabledo they drug test haha
>>201532340zesty
accidentally made 1kg of mashed potatoes. feeling VERY full.
watching a kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MlMQPfoq3I
don't get your niggers in a knot
CAUSE I'M LOOSE
ZAMN!AMN!
what's the point in cover letters when AI writes them all now
>>201532503no it's cos i'm 5'3 and diego riveria but ugleirif anything they compliment my charisma
>>201532367How so?
Work finished, need to get straight on the weights but let's be honest it's going to be a wank and a nap again.
Want a chinese now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRmETIduc58
>>201532580So, it happened AGAIN (me having a Wankucanu).
>>201532484Plane? Bane?
lets be honest, star trek is boring and naff
>>201532586seen all manner of horrible creatures with gfs your just gay, and that’s alright
i wish I hadn’t antagonized Diego so much and he was still my friend :(
>>201532595google
>>201532661cope on
>>201532586you just need to find your frida kahlo
>>201532652much better than anything on now at least the 90s ones are
Thinking about all the lads we lost along the way
Wear tights.Fuck twinks. Get shot in a duel.
>>201532671Google what exactly
googling a poo
>>201532680oh diego…
>>201532711forget already what we've been talking about?
Thinking about all the cum I spunked along the way
might get gundam breaker 4
>>201532692like whom?
howling that the non conscious cucknadian thinks diego ever paid attention to himtalk about a one way street
imbibing a poo
>>201532743Yeah Trudeau’s in the pocket of corporate interests what does that have to do with China Being an obtuse dickhead isn’t cute by the way
>>201532760the lads
>>201532760darren
been watching breaking bad and im on the fly episode
remember as a teen spending ages coming up with my signatureactually thought it would mean something but still love me signature
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingscan only get worsercan only get worser yeah
>>201532787so how long have you been in canada, zhao?
might make a delicious covfefe
>>201532760
>>201532817did you think you would be some big celebrity? hahahaha
>>201532760Mihai + Scraniel
>>>/tv/202978442>>>/tv/202978442>>>/tv/202978442new
>>201532774Take me back I promise I’ll be good to you
>>201532856think you've made a mistake
>>201532817mine's a messy joined up mess
>>201532828kys ranjeet
ran out of underwear because i keep doing a cummed pant while im sleeping
>>>/b/923565793>>>/b/923565793>>>/b/923565793new
only thing non conscious cucknadian and diego have in common is they are both incel alcoholics
>>201532856Why is this still up
do you lads add fresh mint to boiled spuds? the cooking instructions suggests it and I have mint in the garden
someone dock jannys pay for sleeping on the job
Going to write a few sentences see how far my handwriting has deteriorated. Cannot remember the last time I wrote any sentences by hand.
>>201532935nah not a perfumed potato ponce
>>201532919mad how badly he mindbroke you
>>201532967i'm having them with salmon and salad so it might be good
>>201532986yeah give it a go
>>201533019>>201533019>>201533019>>201533019actual new
>>201532935Have fun chemically castrating yourself
>>201532935don't have fresh mint on hand so i use sauce
>>201532998ok i will ill let you know how it goes>>201533030what do you mean? its healthy food>>201533047sounds like it will be good then
>>201532919Cope onI have a gf and a big cock
>>201531002it's that a turd
>>201532580I'm going to masturbate now
we're in the other threads you portugese halfwit
