FRIDAY FUCKING NIGHT, BITCHES-edition
>>201635749fuck america
beer tastes disgusting, always.
making orange chickenit's called that because the chicken is orange
>>201635765rude
>>201635770what about bang bang chicken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmr8bEuyQjAOFFICIAL thread theme
>>201635786i'm not making that, but if i did i think it'd violate several laws.
>>201635769I just can't handle life
Jesus was a carpenter
>>201635765We should kick turkey out of NATO for being perfidious roaches. They recently said they'd divest themselves of all of their s-300 systems if we let them back into the f35 program too, kek
>>201635797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qkSQvx46bA
>>201635811But what's happening? You can handle it, you're stronger than you think you are.
>Tim Walz' brother says he will endorse Trump
>he unironically thinks about s300s f35s nato and shit when he sees my flag
Im thinkin about them beans
who?
Anime is no longer enjoyable. Videogames are no longer enjoyable. Jerking off is no longer enjoyable. Exercising is no longer enjoyable. It's so over but for real this time.
>>201635814small tits, fridge body, hairy arms, but good lord those smooth legs and that bronze tan
>>201635832I had a VHS with this for some reason when I was a kidthank you for unearthing this childhoood memory
>S-300 That shit doesn't even work
>>201635867More like Based Legion.
>>201635833I've ranted it about every night for yearsI'm just an anxious wreck, I have no confidence, and I'm short, with an average face that can't make up for being short
>>201635865Well ya militaria is my personal interest. If I were a foodie it would probably have been a comment about Turkish food, for instance
>>201635891>hairy armsThat is unironically the best partPic related, it's my fetish
>>201635725Necessary to secure line of succession (and vote in tied senate votes.) It only NEEDS to exist though because our jackass founders thought it'd be a good idea for the person whose job it is to execute the laws passed by congress to be chosen by anyone other than congress. The point of the executive is to execute laws, not be some dibshit king the electoral college elects every 4 years who's always in gridlock with both the legislature and the judiciary. They also created the senate, which is perhaps the single most idiotic institution ever created.
>>201635907Presumably why turkey is asking to be rid of them for f35's
>>201635885>Anime is no longer enjoyable.That's good and also perfectly normal>Videogames are no longer enjoyable.That's good and also perfectly normal>Jerking off is no longer enjoyable.Losing one's sex drive is a blessing if you don't actually get laid. >Exercising is no longer enjoyable.This is the only real problem in what you've listed. You just need to fix this one and you'll be a-okay.>It's so over but for real this time.Nonsense, you're just tricking yourself with nostalgia.
Anime has been pretty based lately
nobody loved me with a full head of hair so it's only possible for things to improve now that i'm going bald
Think my habits of wanking to Gerudo women have left me with a crippling attraction to Indian and MENA girls (I'm white)
>>201635928WTF anon
>>201635928wtf, this looks hot for some reason
>>201635962>Losing one's sex drive is a blessing if you don't actually get laid.No it's not.
>>201635988You guys are freaking weird!
>>201635911What have you attempted in order to build confidence?
>>201635980To be clear, I'm only talking about hairy arms naturally blonde women, i.e. women with light bodyhair. I'm not into it when it's dark hair.
>>201635994Are you speaking from experience? Why do you value it so much?
>>201635928Blonde hairs like that are barely noticeable
>>201636005Exercise (only recently), haircut, nice clothes.Nothing works
drinking in excess atm
>>201635948First thing they should do I bomb Greek Cypriots
>>201636018Are you interested in martial arts? Do you have a job? What are some skills you're good at?
I prefer pubes on women because it helps capture their pheromones and release them in the air during sex
the only drinking i'm doing, is drinking in the love of our savior jesus christ our lord
>>201636040No.I'm a full time grad student.Just biology lab skills.
>>201635994How do you figure?As someone who's a forever alone khhv, I'm very happy to no longer have that monkey on my back. So many god damn hours of my peak years were wasting yanking it and consooming pornography, all of which accomplishes absolutely fucking nothing except to provide a couple of hours of relief.>>201636018>Exercise (only recently),For what it's worth, it took me many months of exercise to actually really enjoy it and become """""good"""" at it.
>>201636046
We're COOKED bros
egirls
>>201636015I have a sex drive, because it's what makes life worth living. Reproduction is the name of the game.
If I type something heinous into the reply box but then close the box without posting can I still get in trouble
>>201636062I enjoy it, but I just do cardio and calisthenics
Dow? White man trade NASDAQ!
>>201636071
It literally is thoughSex drive is just a massive distraction, same with reproduction. Just a chimera
>>201636062>So many god damn hours of my peak years were wasting yanking it and consooming pornographyFound your problem. That's a sedative for what you're supposed to do with it, not the solution to it.
>>201636060Do you skills in biology give you any confidence? Please continue exercising and working out
>>201636093Ive never understood how you trade indexes. Like, its a conglomeration of a bunch of stocks, how the fuck do you sell an index
The dumb sexless spirituals are out in full force.
>>201636125
>>201636114Not even, I never feel confident in my skills even though I've made it this far.If I had a gf I my anxiety would just shift to me constantly worrying about her secretly being mad at me
well boys i made it to oregon, albeit i got pulled over in boise, cocksuckers have the speed limit set at 80 for the entire 84, except for like a 10 mile strip in the capital where it's 65. good thing i'm white, guy didn't even ask for my id or anything just said have a good one lmaohighlight of the trip was seeing a fabled idaho nazi as you can maybe see in pic rel, dude was rocking a totenkopf and thor's hammer, text on the right says kill child molesters. i think "molest child molesters" would be funnier, it's pretty obvious he wouldn't hurt anyone
>>201635885Total dopamine death
>>201636153why am I supposed to care what his brother thinks
>>201636151which part of oregon are you staying in, brother?
>>201636120I barely understand short selling
>>201636145Are you that goofy hocus pocus dude or just had a fun image saved
>>201636147>even though I've made it this far.Intellectualize this You say you've made it far yet you feel bad. Does this make sense? Why do you feel that way? Maybe it does make sense, because you need to take your skills further, or maybe you're at a good pace and you know yure being silly by not acknowledging you're skilled. Either way, the answer is somewhere inside yourself >If I had a gf I my anxiety would just shift to me constantly worrying about her secretly being mad at meInnocent until proven guilty. Apply this to yourself.
dopamine? i don't do drugs
>>201636193no, dopayours
>>201636179Little bit of both columns, f@m
>>201636107>for what you're supposed to do with itWhich is?Again, the whole premisse of my point is that it's a blessing for people who cannot get laid. Obviously if you CAN get laid, then it's a different story.
>in da club comes on
>>201636169hey man, right now i'm just gonna crash at the rest stop right outside ontario but i'll be going to the badlands outside bend until i secure work. i have an interview thursday in tillamook, but i have a couple phone interviews too before that that pay a lot more in both bend and portland so i'm gonna wait it out in the center of the state lol. are you from here?
Worst case Ontario
>>201636220G-G-G-G-YOU-NIT
>>201636220>It's a remix by a local rapper
>>201635814Don’t find her attractive
>>201636219You're not even trying to get laid.But even that's the wrong goal.Finding a gf isn't about getting laid. I see why you spent all your time with porn in your gooncave.
>>201636241>>201636236And you should love it way more than you hate itNigga, you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it (Woo)I'm that cat by the bar toastin' to the good lifeYou that faggot-ass nigga tryna pull me back, right?When my joint get to bumpin' in the club, it's onI wink my eye at your bitch, if she smiles, she goneIf the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burnIf you talkin' about money, homie, I ain't concernedI'ma tell you what Banks told me, "Cuz, go 'head, switch the style upIf niggas hate, then let 'em hate, and watch the money pile up"Or we can go upside your head with a bottle of bub'They know where we fuckin' be
BONESAW IS READY
>>201636183I won't feel confident in my skills until I have a published thesis, which I will to in order to graduate. I'll have a lot of help, but I'm just worried, I will always be worried about something.>innocent until proven guilty Of course I'll treat her like that on the outside since I know how obnoxious it is when someone constantly asks "aRE YoU MAd at ME", but on the inside it will take lots of and lots of trust for me to get to the point where I don't worry about thatFuck, and I bungled things with the girl who rejected my DM last weekend. Saw her today, everything was normal, but the ask to hangout wasn't brought up. I was even with her alone for a couple minutes and I didn't say shit. She's not into me anyway, if she was she would have suggested another time to hangout. I just hate how all I know in life is rejection. I can't imagine what it's like to have a crush on a girl and actually end up dating her
Should I say it?
>>201636249You're thinking about it backwards. I spent time with porn in my gooncave because I was a socially stunted retard, which is also the reason why I never even came close to getting a gf. Which is why losing my sex drive has made zero (0) difference in my dating life.
>>201636302Just excuses, but it's your life.
Over indulgence in food, videos, or any pleasure can zap your dopamine levels. That's why a man needs work and exercise , and limit his pleasure as rewards for their hard work.
>>201636333fuck you, toilberg
>>201636226i don't live there anymore, but i went to college there and have family up and down i-5, from portland to ashland. it's a great state overall, bend is pretty solid and is probably the only decent city east of the mountains, cost of living is going to be better than anywhere else too.since it's getting to autumn season, make sure you take some time to visit some of the national forests before it gets too cold. once winter hits, the badlands get rough because there's virtually no wind cover.
>just be a slave bro>oh btw women can just do whatever they want all day as a man your mortal sin is to be a slave
>>201636276The onus is on you to say something and bring it up in that situation. You will have another chance. I know you know who isn't here right now to talk to you about it, but it certainly isn't over for you, and you weren't completely rejected.
twitter e-whores need to fuck off
I am just here to say that i love Kamala Harrys and would vote she for president, she is so cute... i wish she could run in the election for president here
>>201636381This is why if anyone says "A man needs to do X" you should disregard everything they say. Being a free man is better than being a slave to societal expectations.
my brother in christ, you are brazilian
>>201636320>Just excusesI really don't think that pointing out my social retardery is an "excuse". If anything, blaming porn (as you're suggesting) would be the classic excuse. And you still haven't actually offered any substantive counter-argument to the important point that losing my sex drive has been entirely beneficial to me, as it would be to any other sexless social retard.
Did you know that farfetch use to carry bladed weapons to fight with but after causing 2 pokemon species to go extinct they started wielding leeks instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPVf01jXL7M
>>201636276Anon you are letting these wonderful times in your life pass you by because you are thinking about and desiring things that are not meant for you. Some people lose their virginity at 14 but spend their whole life in the hood or prison. Some people lose their virginity at 25 but get to attend top tier universities and meet a nice woman at 30 or whenever. Look around at what you have, and at what you can make better. I know it's easier said than done. Think of your thoughts like a fishing rod: you can cast your smart, overactive mind into a bush and catch a bunch of worthless shit about how you don't have a gf or whatever. Or you can cast your deep thinking, active mind into a pond full of fish, like having thoughts like "what workout can I add to my regime" or "what dishes can I cook to enhance my mood" idk, improve in whatever your hobbies are. Your mind overthinking is a weapon, don't turn it on yourself.
>ate subway at 4pm>had some sleep>woke up just now>feel like going to casino
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*
>>201636424You lost your sex drive, because you're a depressed faggot who stopped working out. Now you're using your lack of sex drive to justify being a kissless loser.What do you want from me? You're a reject.
>>201636434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uy_fWnolOYWe're only a few years away from Her being real. I can't wait for all the people crying about their AI waifus/husbandos leaving them.
>masturbate to 3d women for weeks>suddenly lose interest in 3d women>spend next few weeks exclusively masturbating to hentai>lose interest in hentai>back to masturbating to 3d women>the cycle continueswhat is this phenomenon called?
>>201636379thanks for the advice man yeah i definitely need to see more of the woods, i really want to go mushroom hunting too out in the forests. i was up in bend last year, shit gets cold as hell but i'm built for the deserts, plus my balls finally arent sweating when theyre frozen lol. are you a duck? my sister went there too.
I dedicate this meal to the greatest American of the past decade. The man who saved American from the great evil that is inflation. The hero of the Federal Reserve.The one.The only.Mr. Jerome Powell.Thank you Mr. Powell. Thank you for everything.
>>201636387I'll try to have a real conversation with her next time. Honestly though I think she has some personality flaws and even if we got together it might not end well, like my spidey senses are going off that she's actually bad news even though she appears nice. She talked major shit about someone to me even though we really don't know eachother that well, and really threw this person under the bus, and tried throwing them under the bus to our mentor, but he wouldn't let her. Also she graduates in 3 months>>201636439My life is actually amazing outside of these issues. Like I don't want to brag but I've had many many great experiences even though I'm so young. Tons of parties and hangouts with friends in undergrad, and I've already been to 15 countries. And now I'm working towards my dream goal as a scientist in a beautiful city at a great university.But yeah I wish I had a gf lol. This anxiety comes and goes, like I'm feeling better as I'm typing this but I felt at the bottom of the world like 10 minutes ago
>>201636479>You lost your sex drive, because you're a depressed faggot who stopped working out.the fuck you talking about, nigga. I lost my sex drive for the exact opposite reason. I got very fit and have been running on extreme caloric deficits for months now. I have never in my whole life felt better than I currently do.>What do you want from me? You're a reject.Are you quite literally blind? At no point have I insinuated anything different.And you STILL haven't offered an actual counter-argument. You're just reach for easy (and yet, somehow incorrect) platitudes.
>>201636529>saved America from inflation>inflation hurting all of americawhat did anon mean by this?
How women deal with mental health issues: Therapy, counseling, medication and airing your grievances in a healthy way.How men are told by "influencers" to deal with mental health issues: Lift heavy rock, bottle emotions and occasionally violently lash out, die of stress induced stroke at 55.Don't fall for the grift guys.
Friday night feeelzhttps://youtu.be/P0F45-Fyl2E
>>201636544>bottle emotions and occasionally violently lash out, die of stress induced stroke at 55.I will send 100 dollars to your PayPal if you can find 1 influencer who said this
>>201636555I bet Andrew Tate said that
>>201636534You're the one who said that working out isn't enjoyable anymore.>You're just reach for easy (and yet, somehow incorrect) platitudes.You're in denial, like most depressed faggots. Go interact with people, stop gooning, go work out, eat better, stop posting on the internet as you clearly are using it to feed your depression loop.Better yet, take a toaster bath and never message me again.
>>201636555Sad? Man up.Depressed? Quit being a little bitch.Broke? Slave your life away 80 hours a week and shut the fuck up. If you can't draw the parallel between these statements and what some of those in the "manosphere" say I can't help you.
>>201636519porn addiction
>>201636533Glad you're feeling better anon
keep posting political memes and i'm gonna vote kamaltoe just to spite your annoying ass
>>201636541Do you know what the Federal Reserve does, my dear boy? If they had not raised interest rates, I can assure you that inflation would have been much, much worse than it is today. This is the man standing between "the American economy being the strongest in the history of the world", and becoming the next Argentina with triple-digit inflation.Pay your respects.
>>201636581I think you should man up and quit being a little bitch 2bh
Trump tried overturning the election and he should be rotting in prison for this alone.>inb4 it was rigged!Show me a single piece of conclusive evident that it was rigged.If our government didn't want him to be president, the CIA would assassinate him, not rig an election.
>>201636519An unwillingness to go outside and meet women.
>>201636567You can tell this is a boomer meme because they screenshot them and repost like blahpipo twitter. Amazing.
friday night discussing economic policy with the boyzi'm home
>>201636590Looks like someone just fell out of the coconut tree.
im in love with an egirl
>>201636648At least I'm not this down bad!
>>201636637Trump doesn't want to go far enough in tax cuts and deregulation, and Kamala just wants so push socialism with price fixing.
>>201636577>You're the one who said that working out isn't enjoyable anymore.No, that's a different leaf.>You're in denial, like most depressed faggots. You're just grasping at straws at this point>stop gooningAre you clinically retarded? Seriously, only an actual retard could ask this very specific question in the context of this present discussion.>go work out, eat betterSame question>Better yet, take a toaster bath and never message me again.Seethe more, faggotYou still have no counter-argument.
>>201636657>love is... le bad!
>>201636648get out before it gets any worse
>>201636667Love is reciprocal, you're just infatuated and in a parasocial relationship.
>>201636667Love is beautiful. Parasocial relationships are sad and cringe.
>>201636676i dont give her any money tho>>201636682she loves us back >>201636685you post in cum your cringe
>>201636663>doesn't want to take any advice on how to improve his life>endless excuses for why the person giving advice is wrongYup, that's depression. Anyways, I hope you enjoy wallowing in it. You're not going to do anything else.
>>201636694>you post in cum your cringeYeah but that's a different kind of cringe. In fact it actually wraps back around to being based.Being in love with an e girl is just cringe.
>>201636694>she loves us backShe loves your money, paypiggy.
>>201636648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBO_vN-ZeGA
>>201636697>>201636663you guys are funny
>>201636697Still no counter-argument
>>201636707it may be cringe but its also rizzed so idgaf>>201636711her parents are rich she only streams because she has no friends
>>201636724No need to make a counter-argument. I told you how to solve your actual problems, which you refuse to do. So ggnore.
should i go down to the 24hr diner and get some 2am breakfast
muh biotruths
>>201636746Yeah that sounds comfyBut it's not 2 AM anywhere in America right now THOUGH
I haven't had lsd in years
>>201636755Yo momma ass so big it be 2 am there
>>201636743>No need to make a counter-argument.Spoken like a true retard. Thanks for confirming the obvious.
Only the first beer tastes good.
>>201636773Love sex drugs?
im not voting trump
>>201636779You've dodged your depression, and done nothing but make excuses. It's your life that you're ruining, not mine. When you click that X, you have to live with your empty existence and unwillingness to change. Not me.I'm sitting here, laughing at how It's Joever for you.I can't wait to know that you're going to cry yourself to sleep again.
>>201636795I disagree
bros holy fuck i might be able to work in my favorite city in oregon (astoria), gonna have to mentally prepare myself for calling him back tomorrow
umm you can't do that! what about the biological truths
Can I move to Massachusetts please
more like masta jew sets, amirite
uh, sure
>>201636836What skills can you bring to this country?
>>201636836when I was mass applying earlier today I saw Portuguese translator jobs in Redding CA, they'll likely sponsor you if you're actually serious about coming
>>201636862The only skills people need to enter USA is the ability to walk north and vote Democrat.
Dog was so excited to come lay in bed with me that she was jumping like she does when she's about to get fed
>>201636911feed her that dick nah mean? gyatt gyatt
>>201636862I work with an American law firm so hopefully I'd have enough money saved in the future to apply to law schools across the East Coast to get a JDI'm poor though so I need a full ride scholarship or bust>>201636866Lots of Brazilians there huh. Funny how Mass BRs are very simple rural hardworking people who often lack a high school education and Florida BRs are stuck up nouveau riche motherfuckers with a stick up their asses
>>201636926You should start walking, because you'll get there before the election, if you leave now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJr1dTPSisIs there a more kino moment in anime history?
>>201636944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eabrae0uPO8
dap me up soul brotha
>>201636943I'd only do that if my life was ruined and I had nowhere else to turn to. You know how some people join the French foreign legion or the Peshmerga or whatever? That's what border hopping is like for me
>>201636926I would be willing to bet the redding brazilians are like the ones from massachusetts, its a smaller city in northern cali. plus if you moved to ca first you can take advantage of all the immigrant bennies, plus the UC colleges are a lot cheaper if you're a resident of the state. look into it man
What's your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
gonna go find my oneitis on /cgl/
Choose your imperator
do you people want to hear about the biotruths
>>201637018
>>201637054pertinax gives strong daddy energy
>>201637054Obviously Augustus
Radar From M*A*S*H* had a flipper for a hand.
>>201637054I'm hadrianWill you be my antonious???
>>201637002No idea about the BRs there but northern California seems like a cool place. Thanks for the tips
>>201635768What do you like to eat and drink anon? please share the deep intricacies of your palate
>>201637102I'm Claudius, the most savvy after Augustus and least concerned with women.
>>201637054Augustus or Trajan out of these but Aurelian is the GOAT
ska music is the white man's great contribution to the western canon
>>201637054Why'd they skip over my nigga Antoninus Pius like that. You never see him in any tierlists or whatever but he oversaw 30 years of nearly complete peace in the empire during its peak, founded charities and even protected the rights of slaves. He died peacefully after eating too much cheese. There was no better time to be a Roman except maybe due to the plague
>>201637178Go Skank Yourself.
Djokovic is losing :/
>>201637199who?
about to have sex
saw gore of a lady with her head blown up on reddit and have nowhere to vent about it other then here
I'm an icarus male
so excited for airsoft tomorrow boys, I cant sleep
Last time, on Dragon Ball Z....
>retarded son took over a local family run restaurant >Ran it into the ground and blamed the costumers and staff for his failure Sad, it's been a staple for decades. Shan't be eating there before it closes either. I don't want food poisoning.
what happens if trump actually gets sent to prison, I can't see that not causing mass riots
cant wait to see chuds seethe when kamala wins
>>201637244That's nice anon
>>201636944the DURO MONSTA CADO scene was way better you dumb pleb
>>201637271nothing. he got shot nothing happened
>>201637271the 3%er fags won't do anything like usual>>201637275dude the west coast is gonna get the canada treatment with the jeet influx, i can already see it happening
>>201637275I'd support trump if he wasn't so autistic about diverting resources from ukraine to china
>>201637085awful show
>>201637235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7oPlay that right after.
>>201637305id support trump if he didnt try to overturn the election
i'm only friends with cool people, so i guess /cum/ is pretty cool
zoomers are such faggots holy shit
>>201637271The prison cameras shut off and he gets Epsteined. If he wins while in jail, then the national guard would free him.
>>201637339who hurt you now
>>201637275she won't so not a concern
>>201637289Yah, you're so cool attacking a middle schooler over and over again.
>>201637356she will and chuds will cry rigged again
>>201637366did you just say you were in middle school?
so if trump gets elected does q become popular again? two more weeks, trust the plan and all that jazz?
>>201637322Someone get the rake to deal with this leaf.
>>2016373812020 was rigged, and the only way she will win is by it being rigged, correct
>>201637394Zion Don is a gun grabbing democrat, you should love him.
>>201637398yeah so shes winning. check mate chud
>>201637398it will be rigged. there will unironically be a "2024 covid wave" right as election season starts. mail voting fraud round two
>>201637394>qI'd assume that he's passed his prime, did he even return for Picard?
>>201637383yugi got auto corrected to you're
>>201637430oh. well yeah it was cool. the little bastard deserved it
>>201637216Novak Djokovic the greatest athlete ever
>>201637408good thing i don't have any guns to grab i guess, im more of a IEDs and machete man myself
>>201637451oh, poshball. i see.understood thanks.
>tennis>athlete
>>201637410she's losing in all the swing states but they will rig it
>>201637470yeah dont bother voting
I need to ask you something, amerifriends. How did you all just forget about Epstein's list? A bunch of your leaders are pedophiles and you just let it slide? You should be rioting
i think if i get a complete purple velvet bedset women would see that as a positive, that i'm wealthy and stylish
>>201637424i assume that's a tv reference but i dont watch shows man, sorry. hope the (You) covers my ignorance
>>201637485trump was on it so it doesn't matter anymore
>>201637485cool it with the anti semitism
>>201637485Riots are only allowed when the left does it. If the right does anything, they get the full force of the law.
>>201637485who?
>>201637499It was a stupid Star Trek TNG reference. But thank you for being cool.
>>201637351stupid youtube comments >.<
the sexiest instrument, the accordion.
this literal canadian star trek nerd is really trying to flame people over politics
>>201637485Americans are too atomized, individualistic, and isolated to do anything like that.
I have the perfect webm for this moment but there's no sound allowed on this BUSTA ass board
>>201637485Justice will be served at their death.
>>201637485>implying that all of the leaders of all the countries aren't pedos
>stupid Star Trek TNG referenceno need to be redundant
>>201637552link it from /wsg/
>>201637558everyone is
Alright /cum/ how's it going?(No I'm not Mousey)
nice try mousey
>>201637596This
>>201637563too much effort doe
all men are pedos
>>201637605kwab
feet on the groundhead in the skyit's okay i know nothings wrong
>>201637626>please ignore all the women sexually assaulting boys"That's hot"
shamona
>>201637660muh muh muh my sharona
>>201637654men and women are different, yes.
>>201637670You simp for women sexually assaulting children.
I need sex and I need it RIGHT MEOW >:3
I'm le drunk at le bar
>>201635765Based BASED!
:O c=====3:Oc===3:==3:3
it's crazy how colors blend together to make new different colors. makes no fucking sense to me.
>>201637684Go to the gay bar and find some dude.
>>201637680i bet you wanted to fuck your teacher when you were 12
most women who have explicitly come on to me have been older than me. those FUCKING pedophiles
>>201637122watercokedr pepperroot beer (a&w is best)etc etc
I really truly dislike the way zoomers pronounce "what the fuck"
>>201637706>12>can't consentGo back to /a/ with your shota shit.
for me it's mug root beer
birch beer is the only soda beer that matters
>>201637728you didnt even deny it lol thanks for proving me right
>>201637724>I really truly dislike zoomersftfy
Djokovic lost. It's so over bros
How can I get a job as an overnight security guard as a NEET loser freak
>>201637729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MONBZYR-se8You tell them Johnny, you tell the world.
>>201637724you got any exampelers
>>201637756Indeed
>>201637756wondering this as well. i think there's some sort of certification you need or company sponsorship
>>201637711I would have literally flamed you epically but since you mentioned water I guess you're alright
>>201637746All of my teachers were fat old women, I didn't want to have sex with any of them.But even if I had some hot teacher:>12>can't consentGo back to /a/ with your shota shit.
canadians literally want (and try) to eat people.
>>201637777keep believing jews
>>201637756allied universal will pay for your guard card in most states, same with securitas. got one in hawaii when i lived there for a lil
>>201637805Huh? Rabbis have a higher child raping rate than priests.
> ytpipo be like "this ocean too spicy"
>>201637817>>201637772Thank you I will do it I need 1500 hours to get my private investigator card
i want something for $100 but i know my parents would never buy me it
>>201637838dont have sex with your hot teacher
>>201637864then buy it yourself
>>201637864
>>201637854nice, that sounds like a fun career imo. professional stalker kek
>>201637874dont have the money>>201637881supposedly im moving soon so i dont see the point
>>201637901You don't have $100?
currently looking at pictures of naked women
>>201637905no
all women should do porn
waiting for your mom to start an onlyfans
>>201637945IG is essentially porn if you think about it
>>201637901how are you moving if you don't have a hundred smackers? are you a military brat?
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>>201637950i want to see them nude
I have unironic dysorgasmia. Google makes it sound basically fake. But I actually have it. I get painful muscle cramps during/from orgasms
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>>201637953my parents are moving so im going with them duh
Currently having fantasies of a county club blonde milf with big tits coming on to me and taking me in for a sexy and romantic evening ending with hot sex.
>>201637962There's a lot of girls wearing sheer clothing, and you can see it all.
awful new. where's the map fag
>>201635765We figured out how to deal with you fuckers long ago.https://www.mass.gov/news/turkey-troubles-how-to-minimize-aggressive-turkey-encounters-this-spring
