Le Révanchard éditionTurned the other cheek : >>202298052
FIRST FOR BAVARIA.
Good morning /med/.
>>202339682Le toi est un homosexuel edition
gm /med/ will find a subject today inshallah.
>>202340057I'm getting bad flashbacks.
>>202340442This Turkish fella won't nag as much as me, rest assured.
>>202340442wud happened (will happen)
Everything is still burning today.
>>202340784I was in a situation similar to yours some years ago and it was one of the reasons that I dropped out. Not to discourage you or anything of course. I was just a retard trying to punch above my weight.
Just learned that Queen Victoria had a favorite jeet servant
Based edish! We all bow to Le Révanchard! And those who don't...
Might work a bit before lunch.
Good morning sisters. Started the day with getting a new haircut and it's bussin, but sadly I was feeling tired again in the gym.5x8 lateral pulldowns4x15 back extensions with a 20 kg plate3x11 machine low rows (my form was probably far from perfect)3x12 hammer curls3x12 dumbbell rowsFelt a burst of energy, so also wanted to do some machine rows and preacher curls, but as I was warming up and increasing the weights, I could already tell that wasn't going to work today so I left. Time for some well deserved cobbee. Also, as I was removing the weights from the EZ bar I managed the btfo the now unweighted bar from the stand and it landed on the floor kek.
>>202342548>mfw you break into the Revanchard's lair and you find a conspicuously shaped rock near to a machete
>>202340979brother you can not discourage me i am already discouraged
comment qu'ça va-t'y mes reufs d'la mer ?
>>202343465Not good.
>>202343434Only relics from a dead man, friend.Gironde died when le Révanchard was born.
>>202343391Good picture.
I dropped a weight plate on my left big toe.
>>202343958sorry fren, must be painful considering you're a strong boy
>from 83 kg to 74 kg in two monthsEven when I'm hungry I don't feel like eatingWhat's happening to me?
>>202344020It was 10 kg so it's not like I feel like I'm dieing but I have a pain on my toe that doesn't seem to be going away.>>202344107The curse of twinkdom.
>>202344107BretagneMinet?
>>202343687it's ogre
>>202344107Your metabolism is fast.
>>202344219>74 kg>not a twink
>>202344252I gotta weight at least 90 kgs to not be a twink?
>>202344107depressed ?
>>202344344shit, maybeI don't why I would be depressed tho
Today's training.Pin squat 1x1 with 225 kg, 3x3 with 190 kg.Long length partial smith machine squat 3x8 with 105 kg.Leg curl 3x8 with 79 kg.>>202344313It depends on your height, but there's no height where you are not a twink at 74 kg.
Last day in Embra. This country isn't fit for a gentilhomme.>>202343501bah tranquille et toi mon grand?>>202343958ouch sorry, you're gonna have an autistic big toe like me
>>202343958Oof.>>202344107I'm jelly. I probably gained weight this month.
>>202339682baseado
Where are the Portuguese?
>>202345285Just on top of you.
>cutie suggested from yt, only makes short videos of her making sandwiches for her partner>cute and wholesome, check links>obviously of accountAre we just doomed? Also, can we believe her shirt? I fear not
>>202345308>>202345269phew, I'm reassured.
>>202345408My slutty neighbor literally looks like her. She told me she'd set me up with a qt.
Fucking hell. Gaym editions are something else as of lately. I hope I'm mistaken but whenever I see shit like this I have a feeling they just happened to also fuck up the story of the game and it won't be even as closely as good as OG LiS.
>>202345285I can barely see the other side of the street due to all the smoke, but I'm outside Aveironow Portudad and Portukid, I think they're down there and that's worrysome
>>202345577>>202323710I saw that Magyaranon I just have to say: https://youtu.be/RlwKB5b5Yxo
>>202345502I want to fuck your slutty neighbour and her friend, she seems very nice to be doing that. The proper course of action would be to breed.>>202345626Portudaddy replied yesterday evening, he had a flat tire due to migrants (he said he hit a rock or something but i know it's slang for migrants/jews) but that aside he was fine.
>>202345626>>202346175Everything is in flames. Today on the road to the cagie I went through a section that had literal flames on the side of the road, some 100m away.Basically all the individual fires that started yesterday have joined and became a huge fire. There’s a sizeable town (Albergaria-a-Velha) in risk of being totally engulfed by flames (it’s in the centre of the fire). Villages around this town have lost houses and the industrial centre near the town basically exploded during the night (a lot of paint and plastic industry there, with extremely flammable stuff inside the companies).It’s grim.
Home... At least it was before I fucked evrythang up>>202346175I couldn't agree more but they only go for chads and not for ugly bastards like me heheh.
>>202345626>>202346902That doesn't look good... I hope it gets better fast frens.
>>202339682You know, when I look at where we are and where we could be, perhaps Le Révanchard is exactly the sort of hero we need right now.
Magyanon post-cut : >>202331008>>202348225Bit chuddy innit
>>202345502>>My slutty neighbor literally looks like her. She told me she'd set me up with a qt.Yeah, and my mother told me if I ate all my vegetables, I'd grow up big and strong. Trust her at your peril.>>202345577>exclusive cat contentJust pretend the series ended with Chloe dying and Arcadia Bay being saved. Don't let creatively bankrupt video game companies ruin a half-decent series by churning out more slop for you to consoom.Install Morrowind and revel in the past.
>>202346902Why can't it just stop raining on Padania and start raining there. >>202347612It is what it is. We just keep fighting.
>>202348498Please send rain and that delicious butt please.
>>202348196
>>202348713
The directive staff of my school has made this retarded choice: printing by yourself is forbidden; what you have to do instead is to send them the files you want to print to get them ready in one fucking week because of the queue of printing requests they have. They decided this because teachers last year seemed to make unnecessary prints, and this would be a way to "save paper".We call this in Spanish "matar moscas a cañonazos" (killing flies with cannonballs) and it's sadly a very common way to solve conflicts here. Drinking alcohol in public is also forbidden because of young people littering everywhere. Just punish irresponsible people and leave the rest alone, for fucks sake.>>202344313It seems so unless you're a fatso, blessed by genetics or a massively fit guy. We're nothing but ladyboys or subhumans under gymbro standards.t. 183cm and 75kg even though I used to weigh 57 when I was a teenager.
>>202348444Impressive, however I want to look like picrel and not whatever you posted.>>202348496>Chloe dyingGrim.>>202348498Nice pic, made me want to order some pizza.
>>202348713>that threadThirdies will laugh at us for letting dogs lick our faces, then turn around and kiss their children on the lips and lick their faces.
>>202348906A kid doesn’t lick its ass and balls and eat random poop from other animals before kissing you THOUGH
>>202348496>Trust her at your peril. She's too hot not to trust.>with Chloe dying and Arcadia Bay being saved.based, canon ending.>Morrowind and revel in the pastbased again. I will do that too all modded up. You saw the new volumetric fog mod? Looks good.
>>202348848Why are you posting questionable pictures?>>202348689If it was in my power, no man should suffer shortage of rain and toned butts.
>>202348801
>>202349022Tones bubbly butts are the stuff of the gods.
>>202348996>>A kid doesn’t lick its ass and balls and eat random poop from other animals before kissing you THOUGHMaybe YOUR kid doesn't.>>202349007>based, canon ending.I've calmy and rationally explained to the magyarocska how this is the best ending for everyone, but he spits in the face of the logic and unrepentantly defends his blue-haired rat.>based again. I will do that too all modded up. You saw the new volumetric fog mod? Looks good.It was unknown to me until just now. I feel the urge to play it again building within me.>She's too hot not to trust.The fact that her promises have not materialised thusfar should at least give you cause for doubt. Don't blame me 6 months from now when you're moving furniture for her and dog-sitting her pets while she travels to Italy for weekends away with her boyfriend.
>>202349201Uh oh j-word is not going to like this one bit. What about me, you ask? I would help her with the cream until my hands hurt. Then, i would politely insert my penis in her with the purpose of impregnation, if that is clear.
>>202349022>Why are you posting questionable pictures?Explain.>>202349238>magyarocskaKek'd>blue-haired rat.Rather be blue haired than blue pilled desu.
>>202349035Nice implication you made there. Good luck proving it in a court of law.
>>202349527>the charges officer?
>>202349467The image you posted depicts an imaginary character that has secondary female features and clothing, while also having a penis and being as buff as a man. Such contradictory features shouldn't be associated.
>>202346175>, he had a flat tire due to migrants (he said he hit a rock or something but i know it's slang for migrants/jews) but that aside he was fine.As always portuguese being extremely racist
Whoever provoked these fires in Portugal, he must know that he's carrying out a portucaustSHAME ON HIM!
>>202349777One count of being a baby, and two counts of accessory to being a baby (for the Portuparents).
>>202349238As much as I agree with you concerning Chloe and how her death is just the best outcome for everyone involved, it begs the question: why hate one blue haired rat while loving another green haired rat (in Night City)? Peculiar...>urge to play it again building within meheheh same. Don't forget, Project Tamriel releases a new expension at the end of October and TR before the end of the year. Here's an ingame map of Anvil.>give you cause for doubtYou speak the truth, yet again. I shouldn't doubt you. I saw many english roses again today and my heart is all broken up.
>>202349805>secondary female features>and being as buff as a manOmg that's like so hot, sister.
>>202339682https://youtu.be/01kaMyJ0jgo?feature=sharedBASED
good morning everyone>>202342964>>202345502you can't suffer in France
>>202350338>As much as I agree with you concerning Chloe and how her death is just the best outcome for everyone involved, it begs the question: why hate one blue haired rat while loving another green haired rat (in Night City)? Peculiar...It's completely different. No elaborations will be forthcoming at this present time.>Don't forget, Project Tamriel releases a new expension at the end of October and TR before the end of the year. Here's an ingame map of Anvil.So many names I recognise and so many more I don't. I'm pretty sure I remember a pissy little ruin named "Sutch", I had no idea it used to be its own kingdom.
>>202339712Which region is better - Bavaria or Moscow Oblast?
>>202350811I'm a big fan of La Marseillaise, personally
i am gonna kms i fail at everything i try
>wake up >sky looks orange and cloudy>it's actually a clear skies day
>>202353576Based
>>202353612>Survivor of the portucaust
>>202353576>i am gonna kms i fail at everything i tryMy fellow inveterate failure.Some people are simply born to fail. We exist to make others look better by comparison. "At least I am not him," they say, and their spirits are lifted somewhat.
>>202350952Morning! I really do suffer though. By comparison, the Brits do not.>>202351242I wont enquire further then. Just know that I have seen through your tricks.>>202352063same.>>202354143You are way too skilled for that though. You're the english Baudelaire, a tortured and lonely poet.
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>>202354143Never understood this, the success or failures of others offer no sort of emotional support to me.
>>202354655kek, that was an okay april fools.$HENTAI paved my way to riches.
>>202354768They say that comparison is the thief of joy, but I am more grateful for my present circumstances, as I sleep in my warm bed at night with a stomach full of jelly beans and doner kebab meat, knowing that if Fate had been feeling more spiteful at the moment of my conception, I could have been born in the Congo or a woman in Afghanistan.
>>202355172>I could have been born in the Congo or a woman in AfghanistanYou could have, but you didn't. You could have been aborted and whatever, but you didn't. So, what will you do?
>>202355172Based Catnigga recognising that being born a Male in Afghanistan is based
>>202355352>You could have, but you didn't. You could have been aborted and whatever, but you didn't. So, what will you do?I don't know, stop asking me difficult questions. You're triggering my panic reflex.>>202355447You know, sometimes I suspect there is some suppressed degree of homosexuality amongst the Taliban.
>>202353576You already got a degree in physics, that's already something most people can't get.
>>202345408She literally has a huge tattoo on her arm, what did you expect.
Good day med am back
>>202355774https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bLbNNgHk9xA?feature=shareShe's covered in them. Would eat the sandwich tho.
>>202357008HOOBA HOOBA
>>202355447kek
>>202353032for me it's: https://youtu.be/Lho8a4I17rc?feature=shared
Some really handsome guy on the tram. People like this give you dating advice kek. Shit must be too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel.
Ordered gyros with extra meat. Didn't expect the guys to send me 850 grams of food desu. All ingredients taste good too and it was only 8 euros, what a bargain.
>>202357999Would you stop following me around ?
>>202358021Is the gyros made with cat food ?
>>202358021>onlyAnything more than two euros is theft.
Horny, but I will resist gooning for one more day.
>>202358050Ohhhh that explains the wink and the whispered "sneed" as you got out!>>202358131I will do the needful as soon as I get home around 1am.
>>202358088Pork, french fries, cheese, purple onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, and some really tasty sauce (no idea what it's made of doe, but before you ask, no it's not cum).>>202358129The same food if I ordered from another restaurant, would taste worse, would have cost me more, and would have been less in weight and made with worse quality ingredients.
>>202358021>8 euros
>>202358021>weighing your fast food orders before eating them
>>202358239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tWPtZn7ULg
>>202358265>saarozag, i fear your shrinkflationned my order today
>>202358216Cheese is an interesting addition to gyros.I haven't seen it here.Was it white or yellow cheese.
>>202358265I weighed it because as soon as I opened the box, the food was already falling out of it thanks to the guy literally filling it to the brim. No idea how they even managed to close it.Catnigga, it was HEAVY, I had to weigh it.>>202358239You greek niggas have no idea how expensive hungary is.
>>202358343Yellow, but i's really tasty so definitely not some bottom of the shelf cheese.
>>202358021Absolute unit that cat
>>202358354we're slowly but surely getting to your level with the way things are going>i still remember when it used to be 1.80 euros
>>202357663It's like Gregorian chant
>>202353612>pussy ass nigga complaining about the ash in the sky when I’ve been putting in my lungs the equivalent of 10 packs of cigarettes daily for two straight days You don’t suffer in Invicta.
>>202358665makes sense, it was the franks that conceptualized the gregorian cants iirc
>>202358683>>202353612Oh my Vivec, it's just like my video games.
>>202357999>just be yourself bro, works for me
>>202358021>>202358417>>202358541here they only sell it as shawarma, due the influx of syrian-lebanese immigrants we had
>>202359453>syrian-lebanese>brazilwat
>>202359268
>>202359531If there is money to be made, a lebanese is there.It's like a jew, but less obnoxious.
I haven't had the need for an umbrella in a while. It was nice to be honest.
>>202358683your city is basically Venice, if the fire gets too close just hide in the waterways it's not that hard>>202359268wealth beyond measure, outlander
>>202360114I don’t live in Aveiro THOUGH
>>202352780I always say Saint Petersburg, but Moscow Oblast is cool ngl.
>>202350811>>202339682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x95HXxcm97o
>>202357999Hot tall guys don't know their privilege and often think they actually have charisma or something
Why no one put a baby inside her yet. Baffling.
>>202360317countryside Aveiro?well you're boned thennow we just need Spain or Morocco to invade and we have the full Dunmer experience
>>202360816It’s because she’s waiting for me, but the one I already have at home doesn’t let me.>>202360947Immediately south of Aveiro, so the safest part of the area right now.
>>202361221Even your wife would get her pregnant, if she could.
>>202360816>>202361357Pictures you can smell (and boy do they smell good).
>>202359531maronites and christian arabs in general are the jews of Christianitymfers are extremely powerful in Latin America
>>202361395I think she has british blood somehow. Must be a mutation, your slags are ugly as sin.
>>202361357Imagine pulling that string ahah>>202361641This is a great webm (no homo).
>>202361641>another display of racism against british by an italian
>>202361641My headcorn is that she was born in the UK to two Spanish parents.
The hospital owes me money for acting as an interpreter between its staff and the patients.
>>202361978Sounds good
she sent me a photo of herself saying that she started watching the show i recommended herwhat does this mean
>>202361978I'm afraid you did it for free.Congratulations on interacting with people though.
>>202354143>We exist to make others look better by comparisonis this enough reason to keep existing>>202355679most people don't try. any retard who studies enough can get the degree
>>202362249She's Abdul only, let it be turco-Chud, you tried, at least that's something
>>202362290Absolute state of things. Nurses have to turn on visiting relatives to be able to communicate with their patients. Not the first time I had to interpret.
>>202362363
It's with great joy that I announce that I managed to eat 850 grams of gyros (even though I had to take a rest because I couldn't do it in one sitting).If this shit won't help me in putting on +2,5 kgs on the bench tomorrow, idk what will.
>>202362631Why doe? Foreign nurses?
>>202361978>>202362631geez, and I thought the occasional Brazilian or African accent was a barrier to patient-nurse communication the absolute state of the Maltese language Il-Belt Valletta has fallen...
>>202362824Yes. Imagine a heavily accented jeet trying to communicate with an old and demented Maltese person. I've seen enough of it. To their credit, they do learn some basic words.They also brush off some of their work on their Maltese coworkers using this excuse.
>>202362326Not really, a most people wouldn't be able to get a physics degree, don't underestimate your accomplishments.
chicken ham, rice, red beans, raw onions, simple as
By dodging work I meant stuff like handing the telephone in the ward to a Maltese nurse because they don't understand what the person on the other side is saying. I know this because I have insider info.
Also, not the first time fake nurses are caught with fake certificates.
>>202362769I am proud of you, my friend. Would that I could pat your tummy with pride.>>202363056I am curious to know what it sounds like when an Indian tries to speak Maltese with a heavy accent. I have trouble imagining them speaking any other foreign language aside from English. It feels unnatural.
>>202363639It is weird, but surprisingly clear, perhaps because it is only a couple of words. The English accent is a nightmare.
Another day of NEETdom.
>>202363479Pasta with bolognese sauce, simple as
>>202364212Do you like neetdom life so far ?
Waiting for the plane. I love my parents but damn, I feel like I'm managing kids. No sense of organisation, no patience...
>>202364451Do you resume waging next monday ?
>>202363639>pat your tummyThank you, catnigga.Even though I feel like a champ, I feel like I betrayed the hungarian nation, because a true hungarian man would have not needed to take a rest and would have finished the plate in one sitting.
>>202364451Good preparation for when you actually do have kids with that smoking hot 175cm goth girl your attractive neighbour is going to set you up with (any day now; two more weeks).How much shortbread and whiskey are you taking with you on the flight back home?
everything will work out in the end inshallah brothers i am going to sleep. good night /med/
>>202364325No, I hate it.I hate having to live with my parents and depending on other people.I hate living in my hometown and being forced to train in a shitty gym and see people from my high school.I want to be free and be my own breadwinner.I want to live in a big city full of people who don't know me.
>>202364672Good night friend.
>>202364672Perhaps things will be better tomorrow, but if not, at least we will be one day closer to death.Sniffable dreams to you, efendi.
gn med
>>202364579Nope, I start again tomorrow kek.>>202364665>smoking hot 175cm goth girlGolly, I'm getting lightheaded. I feel an inkling of sarcasm in your words but just you wait!>shortbread and whiskeyI'm indeed bringing back some shortbread and some "rat poo" chocolate candy for my coworkers.
>>202364672You're right, everything will be fine fren! Sweet dreams>>202365150Nighty night fren! This was a kino movie btw and I want to fuck that ghost
Lack of sleep is kiling me
>>202365161Right after the flight, brutal >>202364678We should switch lives for real desu
>>202364678Not the right moment in the history of this country to do that, i'm sorry anon
>>202364678>I want to live in a big city full of peopleCringe.
>>202365752Isto sere il cringotto
>>202365752Based.
>mfw when I'll have to wake up at 2:30 AM to do the needful
>>202367665Pooping on bossman’s dime?
This past couple of evenings I am feeling really depressed, then again the reason is probably that I'm reading a lot of Houellebecq, since I've got nothing else to do
>>202367665Taking back transylvania?
>>202367665>waking up at 2:30amMight as well just stay up.
>>202367665Taking protons?
Can’t concentrate on anything with what happened in lebanonI’m not even muslim but it’s sad seeing my compatriots in that state
>>202370051It's almost exclusively hizbodogs it seems doe
>>202370051Phoenicians will live prosperously.
Anxious for tomorrow's appointment.
>>202370051had to Google it who the fuck uses pagers in the year of our Lord of twenty twenty-four?
>>202370051That's peak hebraic kikery what the fuck, i just learned about it. Virtually jews can blow my monitor in my face at any moment?
>>202371032We don't know yet how they really did it.Possibly find a way to sell those bippers to hezbollahso they even made money from this kek, peak jew
>>202370737What happens tomorrow?>>202370051I remember people used to laugh and back away when you started talking about "Jewish space lasers" and "DEWs". Now Mossad are causing thousands of people's electronic devices to simultaneously explode and nobody's laughing anymore.
>oy ve- I mean allahu snackbar my fellow terrorist, wanna buy this premium pager?>I swear the chose- those filthy kikes can't track you down with it! CIA proof!>oh just don't remove that little plastic brick with definitely not detonator wires going into with a little antenna attached :3
now they can sell tinfoil hats to them lmao
>>202370051The name "Hezbollah" has a new meaning now because if the pager was in their pockets, now it is allah that has their balls.
>>202371200I have an appointment.
>>202371382Cryptic. Mysterious. Foreboding.
>>202371455ID renewal, if you must know.
>>202371341do they still get the 72 virgins if their balls get vaporised by plastic explosives?
>>202371511>having to wait in line to renew your mandatory government issued IDJust like Jimmy Orville's 1976.Can't relate. Sorry, but these colours don't run. God bless these United Kingdoms.
>>202371604>in lineI booked an appointment so I hope not. Then again, I will probably still have to wait. Let's see if the agency sold my identity to some Indian.>>202371512Heaven regenerates.
Successful landing. I am back in the land of my forefathers, in fairer climes.>>202365280Nah it's alright, I work from home anyway
>>202372011It is over?
Nothing but rain for the rest of the week.
am I a chud if I don't care about the jews and muzzies killing each other
>>202372011>JARVIS, pull up a list of all Ryanair flights departing from Edinburgh and arriving in Bordeaux>cross-reference passenger manifests with local CCTV footage and narrow down search based on the follow criteria: male, moustache, medium-sized rock
>>202370352Children and civilians were killed >>202370682Hopefully
>>202372238Yeah, looks like it.>>202372342Nope, this conflict is so deep seated it's the only healthy outlook I found so far.>>202372375Ok please don't drop all the things I said here to my friends and family please.
