cop that edish
first for me
get compliments on my fashion sense from people into fashionproblem is i'm an incel so it doesnt matterteehee
can't wait for this trouser argument to be carried over to the new threadwe've got at least another 250 disingenuous posts left in the tank on this particular topic, kings
>>202342575I see so 'handmade' doesn't actually mean made by hand to you then does itHave a go at a sincere definition now
>>202342572can't believe you lads memed that green jacket of mine with all of the pockets but not this shit
3rd age platelegs3rd age platelegsReleased 5 December 2006 (Update)Members YesQuest item NoPropertiesTradeable YesEquipable YesStackable NoNoteable YesOptions Wear, DropExamine Fabulously ancient armour beaten from magical silver.ValuesValue 200,000 coinsHigh alch 120,000 coinsLow alch 80,000 coinsWeight 2.721 kgGrand ExchangeExchange 159,308,310 coins (info)Buy limit 8Daily volume 20View real-time prices3rd age platelegs are 3rd Age armour, requiring 65 Defence to equip. They have the third highest defence bonuses of all non-degradable melee leg slot items, only surpassed by the justiciar legguards and torva platelegs. 3rd age platelegs are only obtainable as a reward from hard, elite, and master tier Treasure Trails.They have slightly better melee defence than bandos tassets, however they lack strength bonus. Due to that and their price, they are rarely used.This item can be stored in the treasure chest of a costume room.
>>202342599lmao u've done big deegz on that one
I would wear a speedo on the beach but I’m afraid someone would honk me like a clown’s nose or a bicycle horn.
>>202342572more like idiota, the type of person that buys their products aha
The endless cycle of rorke soiling his Next jeans, buying a new pair and then soiling those ones too
>>202342647leftypol projection
>YES I am unique and unconventional, what of it?
>>202342613it also doesn't mean "touched by human hands at some point in the manufacturing process" either
quite proud to say that I set an alarm for 5:30am this morning, stayed in bed for 30 minutes, then made myself get up and do runtoil for an hour and was all finished before 8am, ready to NEET the rest of my day away and not build upon a good start
>>202342620people got distracted by the price and forgot to point out how gay it looked
Can finally see why Fury is so obsessed with asking other people about their corey's
>>202342660So what does it mean then? Go on.
>>202342647best wear nothing at all
>>202342659why did he do it
>>202342670read 20 pages of a book right NOW
knitted scarf your nan made isn't handmade because she used needles
>>202342660Even in sweatshops the stitching it done by hand, what did you think it was just some big machine doing it?
>>202342572not bad. got a similar french chore jacket I get complimented on quite often
>>202342685really bad for the floor thatonly do it in the most dire of circumstances when I can't reach the sink
>>202342660there's no standard definition for what constitutes "handmade", it can literally just be assembled by hand at some point, so if a company says this, you'll never know unless they give more details. also, handmade isn't necessarily any better at all, just more expensive.
>>202342713>french choreSo you use it when you're making coffee and buying cigarettes?
>>202342673nobody cares runt
>>202342647poo smells lmao
>>202342691which book? how will this improve my life? I always see this mentioned
handmade coffee because I picked the kettle up
>>202342740sometimes I do yeah
beer video
>if trousers have a belt they don't fitLmao yes I'm sure the medieval men went to their wife "sorry I've lost weight you'll have to make a new pair"
thinken of the female fanoís
handmade wank on the cards
>>202342748Alri Tyson shouldn't you be training for Usyk 2?
>>202342786medieval men weren't fat enough to lose weight unless they were dying
tbqh I'd be a nudist if our climate allowed it and I didn't need pockets for my wallet or smartphoneoncle climate change really kicks in and there's facial recognition for everything and smartphones are neurolinked directly to your brain I'll finally be free to waddle about with my (then) old man flab and wrinkly willard out in the opencannot wait
Your ex girlfriend is having sex RIGHT NOW
Sex gifs
>>202342749White bros WHY are we like this
>>202342826i h-h-have an ex...?
>>202342819This is mere conjecture
>>202342826stop having sex with her then (she unironically lives in canberra)
>>202342826no she's not, and I don't care. as long as she is happy :) she is a part of me but was never my possession
>>202342819The prime medical issue we have from communal doctors in medieval times is middle aged men and women being physically inactiveLower your tone before you speak about subjects you know little about
rorke reaching unc status aged just 22
>>202342841Did you break up because she moved to Australia for a government job and/or study?
women at toils topic of the morning is haitians eating cats, but apparently theres plenty of haitians who say they don't eat cats so it doesn't actually happenwill keep you updates with further interesting discussions
>>202342826She's a lesbian now so it's fine
>>202342851pure conjecture
>>202342851say about more
do you think less of people when you see them watch anime on public transport
>>202342860she came to study in the uk actually shes from sydney originallyloved that gyal
>>202342891Only if they're unattractive
>>202342851being physically inactive doesn't mean carrying a large amount of excess weight
>>202342891>do you think less of people when you see them ... on public transportyes
you might think that's pretty normalthe bit i haven't told you about...it's actually run by a couple of chimps
>>202342891>do you think less of people on public transportyes
>>202342868Even people in the southern states eat things we couldn't even imagine like racoons how is it implausible to think that people from one of the poorest countries on earth would be above eating cats
>>202342868this didn't happen, I've only seen this discussed on /pol/
>>202342878my ex ended up with a chad from switzerland and it unironically makes me seethe even though we broke up over 2 years ago, she's already learned italian and she posts shorts skiing in the alps.. then i remember the most adventurous thing i ever did with her was rent a car and drive to scotland. i've been utterly mogged into oblivion
>>202342935It's probably the same anon who was claiming yesterday his black housemates at uni mocked him for his salmon and potatoes
>>202342936>then i remember the most adventurous thing i ever did with her was rent a car and drive to scotlandThat sounds nice :)
>>202342936grim, similar situation for me. it's best for you to not look or think about it, and if you feel bogged by it, then take it as motivation to be like that and strive to change yourself to do more
reckon it echoes if you fart in there?
>>202342936why did you rent a car for that
Booked a flu jab
>>202342985lives in London I'd guess
>McDonaghhmm
>>202342936feels grim when you can't even cope by thinking 'yeh she defo wishes she was still with me' angle
stop being ratchetyoure scaring me!!
>>202342670Going to become more difficult to do that morning runtoil now, might shift mine to my lunch break
my school era ex became and arborist and posts nonsense about trees on facebook DAILY
>>202343005love that cat
>>202343011you mean she's got a respectable career and here you are wallowing about in your smeggy childhood bedroom
>>202343011thats based though
>>202343010I just run in the dark
>>202342994>She added: 'I don't work, I am on benefits and I get £600 Universal Credit a month.>'I also get child benefits, but that's for the kids, and I get PIP for my mental health - that's about £400 to £500 a month.'she got mental elf she need full PIP she need wagamama meals paid for
why do we raise our children on nonsense instead of real literature?
>>202343054male privilege
>>202342994She's a pikey on disability bennies
>>202342985was traveling from the south coast and made it into a trip stopping off at a few places on the way, finished on the isle of skye
>>202343059I find these illustrations incredibly endearing and they always leave me with a little heartache upon seeing them for some reason, perhaps yearning for a different time, when I was young
get them housedget them full of katsu
she a pip gangster, fr
Dogberg2 is farting
>>202342659>british crimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnEpaSOFwk
Always think 'l'm not gonna smoke weed tomorrow' then l'm sitting here bored and sober and want to smoke
I love cola haribos so why do I hate these?
>>202342936>she posts shorts skiing in the alpsWhy are you looking at her socials blud
bummed a scotsman in dalston
used to think traveling would be better with a girl as company but its actually fucking grim, they're way too volatile and emotional to endure an adventure with
>>202342908Lmao 190!
>>202343126Have you considered taking steps to overcome the anxiety and/or apathy preventing you from engaging in fulfilling activities?
>>202343133Bummed a qatari in cambridge and got bummed by a black in brixton, a colombian in malaga and a venezuelan in gran canaria
man said endure an adventuremake fun of your detachable elf ears, did she?
>>202343120https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEclkswDZ_Y
>>202343126way too lazy to buy drugs meif you could just mindlessly order them online on amazon or something I'd be cooked thoughever
>>202343161>got bummed by a black in brixtonbatty rassclart chichiman kmt
>>202343161to the tune of i took a pill in ibiza
>>202343141exberg went travelling to a lot of places after she broke up with me whilst I've stayed as a recluse, grim
>>202343161
>>202343055>I get PIP for my mental healthWhy are they giving PIP out for something as unprovable as mental health
oh danny boy, the pints, the pints are calling
>>202343133where la? superstore?
>>202343163scrcreeamijg
>>202343195>>202343180Howling>>202343178He had an incredibly english accent actually
>>202342826dont care. i hope she gets minge rot.
>>202343206Pints you say?
>>202343207picked him up in vortex actually
got him
lads the question:takeaway pasta now (hungry)or pizza at midday?
>>202343180
Did probably the longest fart of my life last night. Still thinking about it. Very glad the gf was there to witness it.
irish ppo who are still salty about the famine just need to grow up
I don't know what I'm doing
>>202343161...but i've never met a nice south african!
why are british women like this
>>202343228good effort pulling in a jazz club
>>202343227that's not a pint, sir
>>202342994this is democracy manifest
>>202343244English people who are still salty about mass immigration from India need to go to prison
>>202343227indeed
refuse to believe takeaway pasta is a real thing
just witnessed some belter posts there lads keep it up yeh
>>202343266Are you questioning me?
>>202343249kek
>>202343227>>202343281
>>202343253Rorke’s da is taking the divorce well then
>Labour has pledged to end the “culture of presenteeism” in Britain’s workplaces, saying that a default right of flexible working will make staff more productive and loyal.Make it happen already so I can leave NEETdom
>>202343293n-no.... *backs away slowly*
>>202343299thought this was brian clough and peter taylor from the thumbnail
>>202343249rorke gets really mad when you post this song
>>202343299that's a big drink
>>202343311Good lad
Why does everyone say fart nowWhen did trump fall out of fashion? Another example of the Americanisation of Britain
>Next month Reynolds will publish an employment rights bill which will give staff more protections from day one, ban “exploitative” zero-hours contracts and make flexible working a default right, in a package billed by Sir Keir Starmer as the biggest overhaul of workers’ rights in a generation.
>>202343011could never respect someone who cuts down trees all day. even when its necessary, something about it seems sociopathic to me
mashed the deenz up into the rice too much, turned it into fishy porridge. lessons learned
>>202343310Translated into English : work from home done by Indians in India
this thread? it's giving yeh the boys
>>202343326If I drink that will I get drink?
>>202343338when he started wearing ill fitting suits with 7 foot long ties
>>202343161>got bummed by a black in brixtonaids freak
>>202343343Meds
>>202343345this nigga eating deenz
>>202343233need advice on this ladsstarvingnot sure i can wait 2hours + for pizza
gfberg keeps sending me those cringey 'old people use zoomer slang to advertise their business' videos
I honestly admire the Australians so much it's unreal. Beautiful beaches, QT Asians running around. A wonderful country and a great friend to the United States.
people say alcohol's a drugit's not a drug, it's a drink
>>202343373>>202343284
*drinks a pint of heroin*
>>202342980I don’t know, let’s bring in Emma Watson and find out.
>>202343373Have you considered making a sandwich
>>202343364Nah I'm clean :^)
>>202343375
>>202343339he's really branching out from those deadpool films
>>202343414did that yesterdyaNOT the vIBE
a pu hod ori neo es y
just been down the tesco and ran into an old mate from school and he called me John boy jovi. sick of it. going to have to move out of this town.
remember going on dailymotion in like 2009 and seing naked boobs
>>202343373do you live off takeaways? are you unable to prepare food in your own home?
all time best song then what is it lads
>>202343450...yh
Might start making 'zoomer uses boomer slang' videos
Are there any gimmicks or jokes you've attempted to push on here that have never received a single reply?I've posted "pint of tea" a few times, never to any response
>>202343442Nigga 35 and scared of school
>>202343485going for a new approach to my gimmicks, the less attention they get the better
>>202343492
>>202343485very rare l get a response to posting 'feel like SHIT'
>>202343485190 I uhh nothing you've said had been remembered by anybody
>>202343446I used to look up videos of girls kissing on YouTube
Do you really think the British belonged in India? Burma? Riding elephants?
>>202343459itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, no contest.
Pozzed that lad btw. Told him I was on prep
>>202343533no one belongs anywhere
>>202343431
hey lads, lads...might have a cup of beer
Do you think Thatcher harbored secret pro British Raj thoughts
>>202343485pointing out when letters in linked posts line up with eachother
watching boxing this weekend with brothers will try not to say anything racist
>>202343543swear there's either one french poster who's a prolific sex criminal (bragged about genuinely raping people in the past) or you're all just lecherous freaks
i can fix her
sopranos or breakung bad?
ytpipo b like this unrestricted migration into my ancestors homeland too spicy
>>202343585other than an example of British power/influence probably not.
quaffing a goblet of carlton draught
>>202343607Dudes post shit like this but get mad when women simp over criminal men.
imbibing a tincture of Douwe Egberts
>>202343485many such casesI've come to accept it nowalthough some of the funniest posts I've seen on /brit/ didn't get any (You)s so I wouldn't take it personally
>>202343620did your mom and dad vote Thatcher
>>202343611sopranos all the way
>>202343611is breakung bad the chinky version of breaking bad?
>>202343459heard a man say - don EE
>>202343650dunno about dad but Mum did. Always talks about being able to buy a house because of Thatcher
>>202343611Breaking Bad because l actually liked some of the characters. Everyone in Sopranos mongtard piece of shit
a yard of earl grey please barman
>>202343670thanks for answering my intrusive questions
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
>>202343611Breaking Badsopranos is just fat fuck guidos crying to therapists or being secret faggos
scranulating some paracetamol pills
you and tony egg again
>>202343702You're welcome lad
>>202343718think i'll take an egg
sniff that
>>202343611Mad Men, then Sopranosleave Breaking Bad to the runts
>>202343739this the new charli song?
it's always the dogshit movies that leak early onlineyou never see Alien: Romulus or Inside Out 2 leak three days into their theatrical run. Always garbage like Bad Boys For Life 2 or some other slop
Breaking Bad is a graphic novel and sopranos is an actual novel
on the red bulls and fuego flavoured takis, yeah i'm based & red-pilled, what of it?
vibes absolutely tanked because overweight foreigners cannot go 5 minutes without talking about their yank tellysick to bastard death of it
>>202343761you desperately need to have sex
Don’t put your balls in the sack twister, as it will twist your sack.
>>202343670my dad always talks about mass unemployment and the wholesale destruction of the local economy because of thatcher
>>202343759romulus was dogshit too thoughbeit
>vibes
>>202343759has Am I Racist leaked yet
>>202343774crime against the body
>>202343793well no ones perfect
WHEN ARE THESE FUCKING WORKMEN GOING TO GET HERE
>>202343774i looked at the ingredients list of takis recently. needless to say i wont be polluting my body with that muck.no wonder americans are all obese schizophrenics. shovelling that shite into their gobs all day
>>202343801I can hear my organs crying out in pain
nursing a stein of strawberry nesquik
guzzling a trough of irn bru
>>202343769
>>202343838very un-faustian of you
>>202343864adore this webm.
>>202343864me when the new gets posted
doing a sleeptoil
>>202343769don't birds eat spiders?why isn't the other one eating the spider
all the parents at toil complain about having to do reptile parties for their kids, apparently theyre all the rage
>>202343896i imagine posting while sleeping is done with a complicated rube goldberg machine, like a string attached to your big toe attached to a keyboard
>>202343596quiet runtoid
>>202343900ducks aren't birds
>>202343922remember my mate had one in primary school it was class tbf had a big python around my shoulders
went completely quackers just then
wanking out my arse
If I was a billionaire I'd hire a workman to do something like recarpert my stairs or paint the walls and each day he left I'd destroy his work making him start over again
apple tv+ bros...
>>202343922is a reptile party when you just rock up and slither around?
I've bitten off more than I can poo
>>202343922
>>202343983me in the 6%
>>202343983surprised broadcast TV is still that dominant
>>202343972It's not that much more Sisyphean than his normal job of laying different carpets every day and being paid to do it.
h po aon ure dey is o
>>202343948
>>202343786I concur, is your missus available?
>>202343864haha look at him go! haha
>>202343983>youtubezoomers are braindead
>>202343994made me jump you bastard
was anyone's grandparent a civil servant in a faraway corner of the British empire?
>>202343983what's the significance of netflix being in dark purple
>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke soiling his next jeans’. 236 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke moving like a bhenchod’. 74 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘eulogy for Rorke's funeral’. 23 results found.These are rookie numbers lads gotta bump em up
>>202344050yeh loads of people
>Sisyphean
got into the habit of getting dressed for wfhtoil. not the right mindset sat about in joggers all day
screaming out me arse
>>202344054the article is about netflix dominancehttps://www.ft.com/content/465a2d0d-8973-4d8d-827d-8729737e6606
>>2023440688low iq shit
>>202344061the Farage cameo video was really the pinnacle for moving like a bhenchodno post will ever top it
>>202344068I get dressed for my matches on fm
>>202343933better off a runtoid than a fucking rapist lmfao
the lunch
preparing my eulogy for Rorke's funeral'Pagan, Bhenchod, Wasteman, Bumboclart... these are just some of the things that rorke meant to us....'^ this a good start? am i missing anything lads?
>>202344041Youtube actually has decent professional-looking content now, easily mogs regular TVno I'm not talking about Red, just individual channels putting out consistent quality content
>>202344081fair enough, a satisfactory explanationsomeone has to hold these graph makers to account
>>202344086what video is that?
>>202344091o man that looks grim
>>202344091Looks absolutely shite mate
>>202344054that's not purple it's maroon
>>202344050grandadberg on my father's side worked for the Ordnance Survey office making maps and that
>>202343940tbph i wouldnt mind one but not around a load of kids obviously just would be cool to touch loads of weird animals
>>202344091is it egg? is it hummus? what is it?
>>202344041i watch heaps of youtube. it's not compulsory to watch drivel mate. heaps of educational material on yt
Nothing better than a hot, warm, chunky kebab with corn on a cold Autumn night.
>>202344068toilberg has done you in
>>202344089read dworkin, all sex is rape
TOTAL RORKE VICTORY
>spock i'd say you are becoming more and mor ehuman all the time>captain i see no reason to stand here and be insultedCHAD DIALOGUE
here lies rorke. and here lie his creps...
>>202344050remember when I looked at my ancestry (all white), someone in mumbergs family was some important looking man in india (there was a photo), and also someone working in jamaica on dadbergs side
>>202344088sad lel
>>202344119someone paid Nigel Farage to read out a copypasta, references 190 moving like a bhenchodI don't have the video but someone will post it
>>202344091what is it
oh great the americans are here to shit up the thread with unfunny jokes, shite banter and idiotic blogs
wish all the vaxxies would die already
>>202344162
>>202344091kek poor people food. fuck I love being Australian. rich enough to afford steak every night
>>202343650My dad might have. His parents voted Tory but I think he probably saw himself as a bit of a rebel, a punk back then. He probably voted National Front in 79, but maybe Thatcher in 83 and 87.I doubt my mum did, she wasn't old enough to vote in 79 so wouldnt have voted Thatcher for the sake of having a woman PM. And she is from a Labour voting family back when Labour were for the working class. But she is very suggestible when it comes to politics so it depends who was influencing her at the time.Her dad always voted Labour, because his dad was a coal miner and a union man and working class people voted Labour. But he did admire Thatcher despite the strikes etc. He stopped voting Labour some time in the 2000s, after at least 50 years of continuous votes, because a man in a pub told him they aren't for the working class anymore. It makes me laugh how naive and suggestible older people are. My dads brother definitely voted Thatcher. He is still proud to announce it at any given opportunity. I cant imagine what it must have been like to be a teenager and support the Prime Minister. To support the government from your late teens throughout your 20s and into 30s. Naturally he hated Blair and everyone who came since and is a right old rorke Reform voter now.
>>202344050yeh mate. had some in australia
>>202344124cool. since maps were involved I presume that's the autistic side of your family
>>202344177we wont because we got vaccinated
>>202344177evil freak
>>202344188the best part is i don't even need to pay for steak: provided for free every night at my fifo camp
>>202344068ktim took a shower and got dressed to be wfh on rhino3d like a runtoid all day
post the 190 farage cameo
>>202344202*rapes ur mum*
>>202344200LOL
beardbergowitz coming along nicely if i do say so myself
>>202344200>>202344231spaedo
>>202344218>rhino3dwhat do you do? the only people I've ever known to use this were like jewellery designers or something, everyone else in engineering seems to use solidworks or catia
>>202344217you a miner or army?
>>202344220https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
im gonna bleed in the cluuuuuub ~
mad how jews made themselves ugly on purpose so that even accurate portrayals of them in media can be antisemitismgenuinely 2 steps ahead. 5d chess
>>202344265>>202344265>>202344265
>>202344160the mandem bhenchod as it were
>>202344253not in engineeringrather not be specific
>>202344278be specific. design?
>>202344188how much undigested red meat do you think is compacted into your bowel rn?