The scrandemic edition
hi if you have any questionsabout christanity i will try to answer htem to the best of my ability
>>202344220https://streamable.com/xs7sjyreposted for visiblity
>>202344265Mogs that middle-east shite mate get in
i'm going to make my bag as a fifo miner
thats a famine tier
was William Shakespeare a pseudonym?
>>202344284screaming
>>202344290definitely something with more women and benders than engineering thats for sure
Want to die
22 degrees tomorrow when will the long Summer end?
>>202344355morrissey
>>202344324definitely jewellery design or architecture then, sounds fun
>>202344283get a life loser
>>202344380?
>>202344355me rn
>>202344391what part of my message did you not understand
>>202344284https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E2QT1Z8z59I
>>202344409
>>202344416how do i not have a life/am a loser?
Thoughts on Culloden(1964)?
why do all electric cars insist on having a hideous ipad type control unit instead of physical buttonsmakes no sense
still got the fucking nice south african stuck in my head since the last thread
>>202344438you're a friendless virgin nearing 40 years of age.
>>202344445>1964no thanks
>>202344430walking down that hallway doesn't mean they won't support trump
came up with the funniest meme. you know "billions must die"? i don't even get that one but anyway, i thought, hey, why not dress up the chudjak up as a mcdonalds employee and go, "billions must FRY"? aaaah so damn funny i cannot stop laughing
>>202344430
>>202344445I'm smoking on that Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil rape gnome pack
>>202344455BUT IVE NEVER MET A NICE SOUTH AFRICAN
>>202344302been considering the same myself. doubt they will let me in the actual mine but i was looking at jobs working for the mine as a cleaner. tidying up offices, accommodation blocks, and mine vehicles/equipment. remarkable how much they get paid and its fifo so I could work for 2 weeks then travel Aussie, NZ, and SE Asia for 2 weeks at a time.
>>202344483pengrim
bro have you heard of the LIFE CHEAT CODE brojust moveget thisMOVEto australiaITS A NO BRAINER BROtrust meland of milk and honey, you wont regret itMOVE
BHUTANESE PASSPORT
>>202344466wish this whore would just do full porn already
>>202344401heckin' cute!
>>202344456dur i'm on brit >>202344466blessed flattie and slittie
>>202344468chudjak pinocchio with a long nose wearing a shirt that says "billions must lie"
Whatever happened to Rasheed? You only ever hear about Rorke these days...
BRO JUST MOVE TO AUSTRALIA THEY'LL FLY YOU IN TO THE MINES BRO YOU'LL BE MAKING 6 FIGURES
>>202344466is that Nora fawn?
>>202344527yeah
>>202344520>>202344320
>
aphids do drink fire toysall purpose hodgepodge oriented neoclassical estate yeahhave positive aim use day visa options
>>202344520bro imagine being on the BEACH all day drinking ALCOHOL bro absolute NO BRAINER BRO imagine NOT moving
>>202344309Shakepeare was a pseud but not a pseudonym
shaking mh
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY ADOLECENT MINDS
>>202344536lil t-shirt tug to make sure his belly isn't on display
>>202344509chudjak wireless router wearing a sticker that says "billions must wifi"
>>202344532(((Greenberg)))
>>202344532>>202344498these are meant to be ironic right
>>202344544CHRISTMANS... on the BEACH
>>202344520This is the mindset of every Bhutanese younger than 50.
>>202344520i get those mining propaganda ads on facebook and ig kekthey hire some "influencer" to do one of those faux-candid "day in the life of a fifo worker" tiktok type videos but the comment sections are always chock full of miserable cunts who actually do it telling everyone it's a bad idea
*exhales*The last book you read?
>>202344257miner>>202344302explain. i'll see what advice i can give>>202344491go to kalgoorlie and you can work in an actual mine. need to be residential
GIWTWM
>>202344589bhutan be kidding me
>>202344430wasn't that mincer with the glasses a confirmed nonce
>>202344600bible
>>202344600
>>202344455*clarinet solo*
>>202344614
>>202344594>comment sections are always chock full of miserable cunts who actually do it telling everyone it's a bad ideayeah I'm glad they actually posted about their experience or I'd be fooled
>every society on the planet throughout history: "yeah I'd keep an eye out for those Jews they're pretty slippery customers and generally not very nice">people in 2024: "omg I can't believe the second they got their own state they started genociding the population"We've been warned for thousands of years
>>202344600book 2 with the catalogue of ships
>>202344609do you think it's safe to reuse disposable masks like he seems to be doing?
listening to based chvrches
>>202344608Britisher? I hardly know her!
>>202344609
>>202344633whiteknight/virtuesignalling redditor final boss
>>202344600would have been whatever they made us read in english at school, dont rememberhonestly wouldn't have even read it all the way through, don't think i've actually read a single book since i was about 12 or 13
the meal deal
have a sharp sensation that football's coming home
>>202344603mining is shit, worse pay than 15 years ago just to get silicosis. I did tunnelling for a bit, mad money, just full of wankers and micks. nothing brings out a wankers nature better than the construction industry, and can't even understand these micks, fresh off the boat from God knows where Ireland.thanks for reading my blogpost
craving a hug from the gf
>>202344669peng
>>202344603>go to kalgoorlie and you can work in an actual mine.with no qualifications or experience? i saw the cleaning job at a mine in Queensland and thought East was better than out West. >need to be residentialI prefer the sounds of fifo and just go in and work then go off and spend. living out in the middle of nowhere doing a 9-5 seems grim.
>>202344672
>>202344669Lmfao at your life
Those fucking Turks better finish Bannerlord right now! It doesn't even have a fucking /vg/ general how utterly embarrassing!
>>202344671heard tunnelling can be good coin, but i know people that left it to come back to mining. i don't know enough about it though
>>202344642bloody tartloves it up the bufty
>>202344671>nothing brings out a wankers nature better than the construction industrymad how true this is, other trades too
>>202344659
>>202344589how many Bhutanese people speak english?>Official languages Dzongkhanever had ever heard of that desu I thought it'd be hindi or chinese
>processed food is badThe ultimate midwit take, you do know when you cook something you're processing it right? Mashing potatoes is processing them Besides processed food is literally designed for us to eat, "organic" is just some shite they pulled out the ground
>>202344700blud said good coin, alri' noble adventurer
eating some organic quavers
ayo who let rorke loose in the home economics class
>>202344700>>202344727lmfao Ragnar the red ass nigga
>>202344727>>202344741
>>202344701i'm not finding that image independentlyhttps://duckduckgo.com/?q=chvrches+willy+in+ass&iax=images&ia=images
>>202344557RIP Uncle Phil
devouring organic raw beef and getting organic tapeworms
>>202344700most likely because mining is more long term than tunnelling, I presume
>>202344759mate I've seen them live many times and she's always going on about anal sex
>>202344557YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS and you FIND geoffrey and you FIND geoffrey and you FIND geoffrey
off to rorikstead, want anything?
I actually have met a nice south africanhis name is Raymond and he lives in Newmarket
if you think organic food is a meme watch the documentary on netflix with woody haroldson about soil and pesticides
>>202344712Bhutan has around 25 indigenous languages. Basically every young person speaks English to some degree. More people speak English than Dzongkha but even before English Shashope (eastern) was the most common language and still is. In some cases grandchildren can't speak to their grandparents due to language differences. I'm not a native and I've never had a problem not being fluent in any of the local languages after having lived here for a few years. One of the only cunts I've lived where I never felt a need to learn the local speak.
>>202344795cheese wheel and a sweetroll ta x
>>202344600This
ass drunk
>>202344804>woody harrelsonhttps://youtu.be/PHm6FKH5kl4?feature=shared&t=193
>>202344589>even the happiest country on earth isn't safe from the taint of globalism and materialism
>>202344856obscene
>>202344600This, was very good would recommend
>>202344856
Rorkestead... I'm... I'm from Rorkestead
>>202344603don't really need your advice but i appreciate the gesture
>>202344881rorke reading material
>>202344904Yeah I am a massive rorke tbf
>>202344881letfypol version: only gay in the village
>>202344897sent that adventuring cunt back to the nine divines
>>202344919give it a rest rorke
>>202344919oh yeah how massive are you big boy
get rorke porked in his arsehole
need to go do an incelshop at tesco
>>202344897rude nasty little reptile you are mate
new lad at toil has a manbun and glasses and is fatwonder what his political views are
>>202344980what items you gonna go for big man
absolutely mental how evil and subversive and hellbent on the destruction of this country universities are literally the root cause of so many problems
>>202344985i thought they stopped making the manbun/glasses NPCS after about 2017
>>202344982i wasn't trying to be rude, merely stating a fact
bro lives in Newmarket
>>202344980I'm currently in the process of making a little list for my upcoming incelshop in sainsburys
all the antipodeans on today
>>202345003fat people are slow
>>202344980>>202345012what is an incelshop
antipodeano
good morning saars
>>202344776seems to be plenty of tunnelling available. each job goes on for years and years (and then blows out for further years and years)
>>202345041the lad with the big arse from lunatics
>>202344985>new lad at toil has a manbun and glasses and is fat>wonder what his political views arehttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/man%20bun%20toil/country/%2Fau%2F/
>>202345036a shop for one, buying incelfood and inceldrinks
>>202345036a lone, unattached young male going round a shop at midday on a Tuesday getting several meals for one
>>202345007here's a fact. you ever speak out of turn again and I'll cave your head in
>>202345049my life summed up in one webm innit
he's nothing but a conceited reptile of a man
Toilberg powerless to stop my 30 minutes poo in the disabled bogs
>>202345069learn to cook
need to catch an incelbus into inceltown to do some inceltoil
I've noticed that if you message fat birds asking if they do onlyfans or sell nudes, they're a lot more likely to sperg out and call you misogynistic and whatnotmy theory is that they're not really offended in any way, and probably quite like the fact a man finds them attractive, but they're so mentally warped that they instead use it as an opportunity to turn a man down like all the men who spurned their advances previously>tl;drfatties pretend compliments offend them so they can experience the power of saying 'no' just one time
>>202345036a virgin freak going shopping in the middle of weekday buying 96 sausage rolls
>>202345094Why?
>>202345060you don't need to put slashes on either side of the country code you know
>>202345089you're tellin you don't know who's this guy newgate and you're eatin his beans
>>202345054yeah because construction is full of brain dead retards from labourer all the way up to CEO. no wonder this country is going broke (that and having to feed animals from the third world)
>>202345094I do cook, by meals for one I meant single servings and small portions of meat and veg, enough for one person
>>202345116yeah it's a habit I got a long time ago
feel like SHIT
just sneezed (twice)
>>202345074i don't think it was out of turn, just seemed a bit presumptuous to me to offer advice when i wasn't asking for it
>Irish Driving Licence Holder Fails Mock Driving Test in Great Britain - 6 Reasonskek love this guy
>>202345129No you didn't.At which supermarket can you buy one person portions of chicken or pork?
Any of you lads ever had a parasite? Worms in your intestine, spider eggs laid in your back, Kurdish tenants, etc?
this says a lot about society
>>202345167yeah, you
>>202345145they usually come in twos
>>202345145get dusting
>>202345154he definitely has aspergers
>>202345175>>202345181nah
>>202345154https://youtu.be/pGvSTCCRx00?t=2118shit I forgot the link
>>202345154Keerthi Staller
>>202345184Don't we all?
>>202345128no mate you don't understand cfmeu workers need to protest and block roads every day and we need to be paying lollipop men seven figures or our nation will fucking collapse you idiot
>>202345184Why do you say that?
>>202345167had bumworms once as a kid and probably have the one 4channers bring up whenever you mention a cat
>>202345198that's fair
>>202345153what the fuck did I just say you little cunt? post address and I'll come cave yaalso I'm not the one who gave you advice that was a different ausanon. I just stepped in to put an animal in it's place (((You)))
>>202345135i wonder how much she earnt for that 29 seconds
miss them
>The final messages from the five-person crew of the Titan submersible moments before it imploded, killing all inside, was "all good here", a hearing has revealed.
>>202345213wtf why'd you bum your cat
You can turn up to any jobsite with a hardhat and safety boots and get work for the day. You might not get paid on that day but if you put in a good shift the other boys will vouch for you and you'll be on full time by the end of the week.
aw fuck acsh gutted i didn't get oasis tickets now im sat thinking about it :(
hate how clothes are filled with polyester shit everywhere
>>202345212His manner, the way he talks. It's hard to explain to those who don't see it naturally but he's a big fuckin aspie.
>>202345248I'm too socially awkward tbf
>>202345248would rather eat razor blades
>>202345236
>>202345248they would probably think your a right bender if you turn up in a hardhat. and you need a cscs card
>>202345248same anywhere just walk into an office building shake hands with the manager and ask for a job
>>202345236Zoomers have no idea what those buildings are
>>202345273or nosh off razor ruddock eh lad
paid off the $101 in interest i had on my credit card today. back in the black boys fuck yeh
>>202345301>back in the black boysso's your mum
>>202345248>t.
>>202345301And now youve got money to pay him whwn youre done, great
>>202345301been in a lot of black boys have you?
What is zoomer 9/11? Queen dying? Will they lord that over gen alpha saying they don't even remember that
>>202345203kek so true. unfortunately it's a bunch of foids holding the lollipop sticks these days. worthless cunts, one thing I won't stand for is the betterment of women. shan't be having it!
>>202345335yeh righto
I'm in black boys
if any of you here are actually old enough to remember anything before 9/11 let alone the twin towers themselves you need fuck off and crawl to the nearest old cunt home
>>202345321when vapes get banned for good, that'll be theirs
>>202345349this/brit/ (and 4chan in general) is ostensibly an under 25s space
Pls don't ban my galaxy gas I need it
>>202345368why
>>202345321mad that there a people alive today who will never have lived under the rule of her majesty
>>202345349>>202345367FOLC
>>202345349screaming, so true. anything over 28 or so is right in decrepit cunt territory. no idea what they're even doing here. me? I'm 27 so im safe
>>202345367>uses a big word wrong, thus undoing the intended meaning of his postdear me
>>202345263mad how what was considered normal everyday stuff like cotton/woolen clothing, grass fed beef and organic eggs is now considered posh with premium price tags
I'm 31 dont really remember 9/11, think they let us go home early from school, that's about it
>>202345382Yeah? I reckon we should get rid of the monarchy, actually
>>202345236they were a bit of an eyesore tbf
>>202345301get the goon in to celebrate
>>202345407I reckon you should shut your gormless mouth you cunt.
Feels good knowing Poland is being flooded.
>>202345396shut yo cromulent ass up nigguh
hate not eating enough then smoking weed and feeling sick
>>202345367>ostensibly>as appears or is stated to be true, though not necessarily so; apparently.He's ostensibly right about /brit/
>An aspiring female astronaut who dreams to be the first woman on the moon has revealed her first words would be "Sorry straight white men. The moon was never meant for you"
not sure if I'm supposed to be wearing collared shirts everywhere if I want to be taken seriously now that I'm a couple years from 30
>>202345301did you pay off your debt too?
>>202345447ahaha great stuff
>>202345447But straight white men already conquered the moon. Surely she should aspire too getting to Mars.
Doing the peng gay fortnite dance
>>202345456You'd get laughed at here in America30+ is either Old faded band shirt, Flannel or Logoless longsleeve
I started posting on 4chan in 2005
I'm sorry for that woman in france that got raped 300 times but I don't see why this is national news here. They keep reporting on that Italian guy that killed his whole family too. There's enough UK misery there's no need to import other countries horror stories.
I'm all alone, more or less
>>202345456just wear what you like mate, who cares?
>A production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream has been axed over references to Gaza and trans rights, reports have claimed.>The adaptation, which featured a drum’n’bass soundtrack and was inspired by Manchester’s music scene, was scheduled to premiere at the city’s Royal Exchange Theatre on 6 September and run for five weeks.Screaming
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."to "Sorry straight white men. The moon was never meant for you"and leftypol wonders why everyone hates him
>>202345456Nobody dresses importantly here standards are in the mud
>>202345447anyone who gets mad at this sort of shit is only telling on themselves really, imagine caring what a woman, of the ethnic variety no less, thinks about you at allit'd be like getting upset at a toddler for trying to hit you on the leg with their little spam hands
>>202345248yeah bet the union would love that
>>202345528its a fake story you tard
>>202345495Remember that bloke who got stuck in a bottle bank and was bummed 18 times? Wonder how he doing now.
Still laughing at that gays that don't shag blacks and asians saying "I'm into sugar and spice not chocolate and rice"
>>202345526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52cTwJBUfzM
>>202345447>Never said it was thoughbeit
>>202345526why do they have to infect every fucking thing with their tiresome politics
>>202345528did you know "Gullible" isn't in the dictionary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg
never was so much owed by so many non-whites to so few whites
>>202345526why do they have to infect every fucking thing with their terrible music
>>202345531true but it commands some authority I think
>>202345528>That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind*That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind
m&s flapjacks, peace be upon them
i've met a flying nig in a quite convincing wig
might join an OMG (outlaw motorcycle gang)
>>202345584>>202345584That's not what he said!
imagine having the honour of being the first man on the moon and you fuck up your big line
>>202345592for me it's the little chocolate rolls
>>202345565*looks it up*Yeah it is it's right the-
On making first contact with Martian life Dr La'quon-dra Ladericus Johnson greeted them "Sorry Mars Boy Dis Our Shit Now"
>>202345596Niggly Wiggly
>>202345592What you doing in the Big O, lad?
>>202345592chudjak M&S food item wearing a label which says millionaire's mini bites
and that uh that's one step small f- fuckthat's one waitone
>>202345602me? got invited into the Hells Angels. turned them down. bit of a renegade you see.
make the new now you bhosdike
>>202345638Its Spaedo on a Vpn
>>202345554Would have thought gays would be too progressive to do something like that
Would like to buy a walking cane but I'm sure the police would confiscate it
one small step for a mong, one giant leap for mongkind
>>202345592they do a single brownie that they sell with the sandwiches, those are always nicer than the tub shiteI had one for breakfast :)
>>202345607wtf they even have coke plates on the moon?
>>202345627Imagine how devastating it would be to martians to throw a golliwog into the mix. Humanity deserves to end if that happens.
>>202345682shite patter
>>202345666No gays are super racist
>>202345554which gay was that then lad
>>202344284kek to say the least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzG4uDgje3Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzG4uDgje3Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzG4uDgje3M
mad how all of the clothes I like just gives off sexless twat vibes like a fair isle jumper
guts gurgling... sphincter tightening... pootoil begins to beckon me with its crusty brown finger
stopped using all synthetic products like polyester, nylon; all that plastic shite and my T levels went up 15% with no other changes
fucking hell my bus is in 6 minutes and im still sat on the toilet
>>202345701They're quite obviously not though are they, gays will fuck anything with a pulse
>>202345721more of a scarborough gansey man mesen
>>202345721if everyone were fashionable no one would be x thanks for helping the rest of us out
>>202345719this was my childhood
hate brioche burger buns what a fucking meme
>>202345726nice, how much did your sex having levels increase in that time?
END clothing just got their 20% sale running again x
Why don't brit guys dress like metrosexuals like the rest of Europe?
did someone say beveragino?
>>202345734sittin on tha toilet
Got my tiny cock outIts sunny, you see
>>202345755british niggas be like "this white bread too spicy"
>>202345755>hate briocheno need for the rest
>>202345759n/a need to see if I can fix my ugliness as well
>>202345769man can't sup a pint whilst looking queerwe do like to dress like old women on special occasions though (panto, stag do's etc)
>>202345755Literally filtered
>>202345738the non-white gays will. White gays don't play around in the brown.
>>202345808this is bizarre cope lol
>>202345808Know a lot about gays don't ya
*pops out of a bush*did someone say beveragino?
>>202345755Gotta toast em
tummys rumbling
brioche burger bunsbuttery biscuit base
I'm a sensitive young man.
>>202345808>White gays don't play around in the brownis this like when stephen fry told that russian man that he didn't have anal sex, just did hands and oral?
*opens balcony window*did someone say beveragino?
>>202345825alri adolf
>>202345833ain nun lil tummy gon do bout dat
>>202345834
>>202345811How is it cope? Grindr literally had to remove their race filter because so many non-whites complained they were getting 0 matches
*appears suddenly atop the garden shed*did someone say beveragino?
Trump's out there prayer flicking like he's doing Zulrah
white gays are very race exclusive because they can get away with it by being a "protected minority" themselves so nobody questions itit's like when blacks and muslims are racist against whites
rorke: mustard and ketchup, maybe relishleftypol: some gay aioli (vegan)
>>2023458721. You don't get 'matches' on Grindr.2. The ethnicity filter is still there.
>>202345872Why can't gayniggas shag eachother
For we know that if the earthly tent we live in is destroyed, we have a building from God, an eternal house in heaven, not built by human hands.
>>202345857who has a window on the balcony? lmao its an open space
>>202345897black people dont find each other attractive. i think i read somewhere that afro-Caribbean people in london are at risk of dying out because they keep choosing non-black partners.
another day done and dusted lads
>>202345928The men shag white women and the women are shagging africans that's what happened they are dying out
>>202345928We should build fences around them to keep the irish diaspora out
>>202345928I read a while back that they were on course to disappear as a distinct group within the UK as they were being absorbed into the native population, like the Huguenots (though the Huguenots obviously contributed to our culture/society)
alri>>202345953>>202345953>>202345953
/brit/Dr. Andrew Wakefield Edition
>British hothogs are just sausage with huge breadwhy?
