Do you have a pager at home iyc? Just asking.
I have a small battery powered radio my parents bought during the gulf war when saddam was firing SCUDs at usI also think we still have the gas mask kits they gave out during that time as well
They went out of fashion around 2003
Back in the days when I was a teenagerBefore I had status and before I had a pager
>>202366591Not anymore
>>202366768good
>>202366591you could probably kill more terrorists blowing up all the nhs pagers than the hezbollah ones>The health service still uses about 130,000 pagers, which is about 10% of the total left in use globally. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47332415
>>202366984Why would you want to kill nhs?
>>202367055communistfull of terrorist and their sympathizersuseless, literally the worst health outcomes in the developed world
>>202366591I didn’t realize they were still around. I haven’t seen one since the early 2000s, and even then they were pretty rare.
Why kind of pager can just blow up and send shrapnel into your eyes? This whole story is full retard.
>>202367312infiltrate the supply chainput in some explosiveswait a bit????lmao at inbred 70iq mudshit terrorists
Only a radiometer-dosimeter.
>>202367413We don’t use pagers in medicine since the 90’s. What mossad did was dirty as fuck not that I care for brown people but targeting medfags not cool with me.
>>202366655All funded by American people
>>202367556>targeting medfagsno they didnt, they were all hezbollah terrorists
>beep beep bee-ACK!happens iyc?
>>202367644No a lot of them used pagers in their brown hospitals. As a fellow medfag I protest.
ALAHU ACKKK-BARMY BALLS ARE GONE ACKKKNOW I MUST TROON OUTCURSE YOU ISRAEL
>>202367646Holy shit i'm a believer now
>>202367703obviously it's not "every pager in the brown world just blew up", it's "every pager in the hezbollah shipment just blew up"
volunteer firefighters generally have pagers in their home in my country
>>202367312The kind you intercept before it gets to them.
>>202366591IT STARTS WITH ONE RINGTHEY DON'T KNOW WHYIT DOESN'T EVEN TURN OFF NO MATTER WHAT THEY TRYKEEP THAT IN MIND, WE DESIGNED THIS THANG TO BLOW IT ALL UP RIGHT IN DUE TIMEALL I KNOWTHIS PAGER IS SET TO BLOWWATCH IT BEEP LOUDER AS THE SECONDS GOTHEY TRY TO TURN IT OFF, BUT IT WON'T OBEYTHE TIMER TICKS DOWN, IT'S GONNA EXPLODE TODAY(SO UNREAL)DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOWWATCH THE PAGER LIGHT BLINK OUT OF CONTROLTRIED TO THROW IT ALL AWAY IN TIME, DIDNT EVEN KNOWWASTED IT ALL, JUST TO WATCH IT BLOWKEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE,EVEN THOUGH I TRIED, MY ORGANS FELL APARTWHAT MY BALLS MEANT TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORYOF THE TIME I TRIED SOHARDAND GOT SO FAAAARIN THE ENDMY JIHAD DIDNT MATTERIT HAD TO EXPLODEIN ONE BIG BLOWIN THE ENDMY JIHAD DIDNT MATTER.
>>202366591no were on phones now not pagers>>202370032lol find that AI that makes it into a real song
>>202370032redeemed
for my steampunk communication needs it's the electric telegraph
>>202366591This is the largest successful precision strike attack carried out by a modern state against it's enemies. It's insane how scarily great MOSSAD is at stuff like this.
>>202366591>pagerI didn't know it's called pager in English. It was called "Pocket bell" in Japan. It was very popular back in 1990's.
>>202367933>Detonating hundreds, maybe thousands of explosive devices smuggled into a country with no regard for who is near them or where the people holding them are >"O-only terrorists got killed" Use your brain dude, you're going to feel really stupid when the updated casualty report comes tomorrow. Lebanon isn't even a fully backwards Muslim country or anything they have night clubs, are 50% christian, sell booze at bars, etc This was a big step up in terms of aggression, it was only the border between Israel and Lebanon that was "hot" before this but this was a country wide thing, even if this wasn't the precursor to an IDF ground invasion that will result in massive numbers of civilian deaths the response from Hezbollah will almost certainly be to also expand their targets to include more of Israel beyond the border region, and Israel will then respond in kind or with more force.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR2DhxM9eRY&t=1930Vid and gif related from Lebanon, if I told you it was Italy you'd probably believe me. They're definitely medipilled and I hope that nothing more comes of this and they can enjoy life, good food, long nights with friends, etc.
>>202370354>big booba jewfu/pol/ hates this for some reason
>>202366591pagers are so old tech.when i was a wee lad my gramps used to tell me about pagers
>>202371535why would anyone care
>>202371532this is clearly a vector of attack which will result in a very minimal rate of innocents being caught in the crossfirei know some lebanese. they live in europe, because lebanon was turned into a terrorist shithole by muslimsdont start wars you cant finish.
>>202371719hnnng I want one
if allah wanted to prevent it he would have
>>202366591never seen one irl only in movies
Swedish news are now covering the bomb pagers. Kek. Didn't know these things still existed. Haven't seen one since the late 90's.
I've only seen those in 80s-90s movies.
>>202370032ALOO SN-*pager rings*ACK!
If Hamas.or Lebanon do this to Israel Im sure it considered terrorism
>>202373123Yeah but they spend every day proving they are too low iq for that
>>202371532>hahahaha we love launching rockets and drones indiscriminately at israeli cities>NOOOOO YOU CANT TERRORIZE US WE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO TERRORIZE YOU NOOOOi do love watching sandniggers get a taste of their own medicine
>>202373222Poojeet
>>202371784go to your local price comparison site or whatever you have in brapzil , check out what phones they offer
80iq vs 120iq warfare is frankly hilarious sometimes.
>>202374204I'd let her blow my pager if you catch my drift.
>>202374465shes a kfar saba phone saleswoman not a pager, pagers are outdated tech.if you want the modern equivalent of a pager look into LORA devices
>>202367370>lmao at inbred 70iq mudshit terroristsYou probably typed this in a Mossad bomb. All phones have parts made in Israel and anything coming from there is likely to be a bomb.
>>202373367>Non state actor does some bullshit >All civilians in country are now legitimate military targets, including ones of a totally different religion
>>202366591Nah. Mossad is really good at getting away with murder. I wonder if they had to struggle to keep themselves from doing this last Wednesday instead.
>>202373367I appreciate how eager you guys have been to show your asses to the rest of the world for the last year.
>>202374447>80iq vs 100iqFixed it for you
This war made me firmly anti-isreal
High level intel sources tell @gsdebinski and Tyler Huffman:>- TWO Hezbollah members found out about Israel's hack, one was "neutralized">- Decision to detonate pagers early took place before 2nd alerted superiors>Wild details as attack brings Israel-Lebanon to brink of warWait, they were planning to blow things up at the moment of the invasion, but shit hit the fan too soon and they had to do it today, holy shit. I was confused, like, "wouldn't it be perfect to do this when they invaded"?
>>202376221this was genuinely impressive and it doesn't get much cleaner, cope
