Drift EditionPrevious:>>202363113
first for i look like this and drive like this
>>202372112Im gonna hire a hooker and ask her to let me lick her feet and take pictures of her feet on my face
DEJA VU
>>202372075>not an argumentConcession accepted
Primo per ragazze neri
it'd just be better for everyone if he was shot and killed tbf
>>202372182never understand why black guys are so obsessed with mutt mullattas when darkskin women look like that
>>202372175this nigga like 50 years old and arguing on the internet with boomer memes. aren't you supposed to have a family?
in your country they also make dolls and junk of your presidents?
>>202372209they dont
>>202372201Whomst?
>>202372248the guy screwing Loomer
>>202372248everyone in this thread who posts things that annoy me
>>202372217Yes
>>202372211>haha idec I was just replying for no reasonI already accepted your concession
>>202372316>50 and schizogrim
>>202372235
California edition.
>>202372335why did the chinaman do it?
did you know Nebraska's capitol building in Omaha is 1 of 2 art deco capitol buildings, along with the Louisiana capitol building in Baton RougeNebraska is also the only state with a unicameral legislature, since they only have a senate
>>202372235they made nutcracker figurines of hilary clinton that you could buy in airline magazines or other tchotchke magazines for over two decades
>>202372350>I disagree with you, so you're like uhhh really old Again, concession accepted
may god protect me from ever believing the internet is an accomplishment
>>202372429lel
>>202372435sorry i don't care about boomers who peaked 40 years ago
>>202372282for example: these losers>>202372175>>202372211>>202372316>>202372350>>202372429
>>202372444>>202372426finger slip
>>202372429you're arguing with a completely different person so you are old + just lost this argument
>>20237249675???? these things cost about 10 bucks here and they are made of volcanic rock.
>no (you)s so he decided to samefaglmao
drifting is so cool I wish I had low inhibition and a RWD car to do it in
>>202372551>I wish I had low inhibitionyou post here
there's reliable evidence that Bill Clinton stuck a cigar in Lewinskys twat then smoked it. This was widespread knowledge in the 90s which people have forgot
really good granola is better than sex
>>202372514>It wasn't me saarConcession was already accepted, no need for any of this
why do cyclists all wear the same faggoty uniform? you don't need to wear a onesie covered in advertisements to ride a bike 30 miles
>why do you care? you only border and have a deep political relationship with the world hegemon brooooo
>>202372629there's been like 10 /cum/ Americans here b& for posting about politics wym?
does canada not have job centers, this dude needs a job!
>>202372632>why do cyclists all wear the same faggoty uniform?I guess to look more professional by copying what professional cyclists wear.
>>202372651Apparently we are only supposed to talk about gay sex here
>>202372651you should be more concerned with the hundreds of thousands of pakis coming into your country, or how your "free medical care" is incentivized to kill people who cost too much money.
>>202372728nonsensical post
>>202372701that is probably the reason, but i find it a contemptible one
chuds really go seethe mode over maid when 99% of the people who used it were terminally ill lol
all illness is terminal if your doctor prescribes death as the treatment.
>>202372819Again the majority of these people were in palliative care, if you know what that is.
>>202372695Ugly feet
>>202372862yeah of course, sure. whatever you say.
anyone else think it's over?
>>202372695She is attractive.What else do you want me to say?
>>202372908for you? yes
>>202372884yes it just doesn't FEEL right does it anon? just doesn't FEEEEEEEEEEL true idk how are we FEEEEEELING about this supposed fact?
>>202372917Only if we loved eachother and that's what she wanted. I'm not into feet
why are chuds seething today
>>202372954they're not keto
>>202372954No I'm trying to lose weight
>>202372182mommy
>>202372695cute, but a bit too fat and i don't like the tattoo
>>202372917Yeah but if her boobs weren't so great i wouldn't let her go barefoot in my presence
>>202373028>a bit too fatNo she isn't Grow up
>>202373053you should value yourself more. you don't have to settle for chubby chicks, bro
>>202372382
>>202373090I would never settle for a chubby chick. She isn't chubby.
what can i do with ground beef, if i don't have any hamburger buns?
>>202373115bro...look at her upper arms and ankles and neck (the crease). she is fatthe pose is hiding her double chin and belly.but i can tell she probably has a body fat percentage of 30 (too much)
>>202372209Blacks in America were taught to hate their skin color and the lighter you were the more beautiful you were perceived as
>>202373182Okay I'd still have very sexy sex with her
>>202373117thinking about reporting this post for spam.buy an ad
>>202373181Rice+vegetables+ground beef=a dish
>>202373215she will not look how you want IRL
>>202373181seasoned ground beef + rice+ chopped up pickles
>>202373233Too much stuff to work with. Might aswell do chimichangas at that point
>>202373263I'm 5'7 with an average face, I have to take what I can get.
>>202373327mixed messages>>202373115
>>202373117Managg, I almost cried. ChatGPT is good
>>202373359I have to take what I can get that is still attractive to me, which she is
>>202373181what CAN'T you do with ground beef
>>202373301>Making rice is as difficult as making some rice and opening a can of vegetables I don't know how Mexicane make rice but it's not hard
Wypipo don't season they rice
personally, i'm not a fan of canned veggies
>>202373482wait are you supposed towhen they said plain white rice i thought they meant literally
>>202372582lol fair
may my baby boy rest in peace he lived 16 good years of being spoiled rotten and doted over he was such a pure soul who wanted nothing but love, there is now a gaping hole in my life as a consequence of his passing
why do you guys shit on asian men
>>202373181Got any pasta? Boil the pasta,put the pummarol, throw in the beef. Boom
>>202373567You did it. You killed that fuckin dog, you motherfucker YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>202373567F anon's cat or dog
>>202373591It's easy to feel big around them and since no one here can actually get his dick wet It's a great coping mechanism
>>202373652Asian means fook. We're not euroids
>>202373591don't know many gooks, but not a single one of them has tried to learn to speak proper english regardless if they've lived here 1 year or 30. they can fuck off if they don't want to become americans.
>>202373668*Gook
lots of racism outside of /b/ here
>>202373567sorry for your loss. that's 112 in dog years that's a good run
>>202373709What are you talking about. Generally speaking Asian Americans speak great English. Much better than Mexicans who live here (illegally) and get catered to by everything being subtitles in spaniah
>>202372112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGzPrX-ArKY
are flips asian
>>202373743immigrants from south of the rio grande don't even try to speak english at all, true. it's their kids who learn>What are you talking about.my life experience living in different university and tech towns? what else.
Do you moan and groan while you poop?
i need to die
>>202373804Soon enough my son
>>202373799sometimes i cum too if it's a particularly nicely shaped poop
Retarded Euronigger just told me that congressional elections are based on the popular vote
>>202373799Prefer not to say
doctorberg called me a fat fuck
>>202373910did he tell you to open your mouth and say oink
>>202372778WaPo criticized our MAiD, not exactly chuds lol
>>202373922no he said that to your mom
Nomen meum sacrosanctus est.
I finally figured out the name for internet awesomesauce aetheticnow I can pretend i'm 12 and actually do what i want faggots
>>202373196grim, justice for the dark chocolate kweens.
>>202373954
>>202373567RIP dawg
>>202373869How does my vote count in the Electoral College?Forty-eight states and Washington, D.C. award all their electoral votes to the candidate who receives the greater vote share statewide (“winner take all”). The two exceptions are Maine (four electoral votes) and Nebraska (five), which each allot two electoral votes to the candidate who wins the most votes statewide. The remaining votes are allocated to candidates according to the winner of each congressional district, meaning that the states’ electoral votes may be split between two or more candidates.It is possible for a candidate to win the most votes nationally but lose the electoral vote, ultimately losing the election. An election in which the winning candidate for president did not win the most individual votes has only occurred five times in U.S. history, most recently in 2016:John Quincy Adams (1824)Rutherford B. Hayes (1876)Benjamin Harrison (1888)George W. Bush (2000)Donald Trump (2016)
>>202373779Yes obviously, but for some reason in the US some of them are trying to identify as Pacific Islanders instead
>>202372418This building in Mexico is neoclassical,art nouveau,and art deco.
>>202373953So what?
>>202372418
ana 7obi lik barcha
>>202374061Nobody cares about your gaudy bean palace
>>202374083delete this post if you're gay and like filipino ladyboys
>>202374039Our MAiD went from globally lauded as progressive to an example of how not do it
so long footpedo
dont understand why chuds hate maid
>>202374133But again like 90% of the people who use it are terminally ill so I don't really get what I'm supposed to be upset about. I don't care if people even kill themselves outside of maid.
I see the snitch crew is in
>>202374092lol found the snow digger. Or worse...I'm not even Italian.
i should get a job
>>202374162> I don't really get what I'm supposed to be upset aboutWe've repeatedly established you are retarded thoughbeit, so it makes sense you do not understand lol
>>202374143>>202374162they're contrarians, if hitler existed today they would call him soy
>>202374198Oh did you?
>>202374143a true chud is in favor of it (billions must die). pearl clutchers hate it because it appears anti human
>>202374210It was a collective /cum/ effort ackchually
>>202374168I dont snitch on /cum/ flags though or greenland or french or south americans or russians or ukrainians or dutchies or puerto ricans
redditleaf keeps winning
>Newell was a fan of the animated series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
>>202374225your collective multiple personalities I guess
>>202374240UK is acceptable in any circumstances in /cum/
Many Eunuchs in Hezbollah today
>>202374271nope
>>202374272not the pagers!
why isnt the cia as cool as the mossad
>>202374284I meant acceptable to snitch on
>janny spazzing>sudden increase in leafsnot a coincidence
>>202374310>In one widely circulated but unverified video, a man appears to check his pager just before it goes off, suggesting the explosion may have been triggered by an incoming message.hate israel but ngl that's pretty cool
>>202374310If they were cool or good presumably Oct 7th wouldn't have happened
Many hezbollah lost their testicles
>>202374340Lol if you only knew how bad things really are
>>202374340footkraut got banned who cares
> ctrl+f Deleted> 22 resultstotal chud death
>>202374343they let it happen on purpose like how the cia did 911 to invade iraq or something. the cia doesnt do that stuff anymore
brotherberg is being an annoying attention seeking cuntbag and then cries when i snap at him
>>202374396why can't things happened? they have to be schizo conspiracies that could never be kept secret. Bibi is hated by the majority of the country, it would take just one of his guys to flip on him.
>>202374463he's controlled opposition
I don't like FK but of all the posts to get him b& for, insulting the flips? Really? We got a flip leaf Canadian Janny.
>>202374502follow the rules then retard
yeah it's quite a tragedy we don't get to see his porn spam
Pedro Martinez speaking broken English on my teevee
>>202374519>doing it>for freeyikes
>>202374577im not the janny though
and because he's a retarded spammer the old is back down to 295 posts
>janny bans everyone>thread is now /leaf/ wew lad
>janny dickridersubhuman
>>202374618are you talking about brian
Thread is leafing up
Can someone tell me whats going on i took a nap for an hour and now everyone is banned?
>>202374652I think the only thing worse than doing it for free would be simping for the ones that do it, for free
FREE FOOTKRAUT RIGHT FRICKIN' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
i'm not banned i'm just bored
>>202374723i agree
>>202374723usually he ban evades immediately, he must be slipping
Drank last night, slept 12 hours
What happened to this thread?
*whiny nasally german voice*"noooo why isn't it wor-kinggggggg"
Watching the Martian, this is a very reddit flick
>>202374809I heckin love science!
>>202374809pooptatoes
canadians ruined cum
>>202374848For once, it wasn't me (total janny death btw)
Went to Dave's Hot Chicken today, it was pretty good, above average I'd say
I have never been to a restaurant.
I stuck my finger up my butt hole in the bath once
Went to hot chicken daves house today and lost my virginity
>be American>go to Dave's Hot Chicken>get shot
she dave on my chicken till i hot
playing Kaiserredux as Canada
tired of shitty mexican fast food placeswish i had a car so i could go to a good mexican taco cart, they're always in the middle of nowhere
sick of whores
Laptop gets unbanned today tbdesu
>Laptop
this song reminds me of a girl I used to talk to and the last thing she told me was to be happy and try to build something for myself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2uZmeDsauU
This thread makes me think someone slipped something into my coffee
hello?
Have you ever thought about living a very self-disciplined lifestyle?
knock knock
>>202375287Good adviceWhen the smoke clears at the end of the day all you have is you do be a better friend to yourself
>>202375305I used to when i was youngerLost my spark and am trying to be that person again
FUCK you.
thirsty as the dickens
>>202375265if you're browsing 4chan on anything other than a 10 year old laptop fuck off
If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time it would create a tidal wave that would destroy America
after i escaped prison i learned mandarin so i could beg for change in the correct language
>>202375308who's there rick
>>202375375wasn't 4chan originally a server on a laptop in moot's basement?
>>202374809> call it the marshin> no swampy grassland
It's not the heat that kills you, it's the illegal immigrants.
where did everyone go
has anyone here died and come back to lifewas there light at the end of the tunnel?
Why the Mandate of Heaven and not the Womendate of Heaven?
Im such a loser piece of shit wasting my life on 4chan
>>202375715the men of wo
>>202375694I was looking for the thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8dTnavUMnk
>>202375694i've nothing to say
chuds would be a lot less angry if they just went outside and got some fresh air and sunshine
>>202375714it was more like a staircase but yeah there's a light
>>202375788you have to start by standing by the window or else you'll get sunburned and be angry again
>>202375694im binge eating to feel better
Chicago NIGGA telling people to get some fresh air ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>202375788can...can i...live my dream?my dream...in chimpcago?
>>202375794how many steps were there, if you don't mind me asking
>>202375836what did he mean by this>>202375847yes, come home white man
>>202375873that half of what you inhale daily is a combination of car exhaust and gunsmoke
Chicongo
>>202375859don't worry about it
for anyone who has discord muted, we're having the goon sesh an hour earlier tonight
>>202375888You're forgetting the airborn microplastics from vehicle tires!
>>202375888the air quality is pretty good
>>202375911i don’t like this bit
Have you ever been at that point where you know, just know that you must have some shrooms? There's two years since last time, but a lot has happened since then. I need the forest in my head right now. See no illusions, I need clarity. Next time I'm gonna take 3G, maybe a norse heim ritual or ground. Idk why i write thus here, but you guys seem collected.
just switched to the metric calendar, what the shit is the 32nd of Octember? do yuros really
>>202375954i did mushrooms one time. not a fun experience.
dinner
back from the airport. dropped parents and now i will be home alone for 2 weeks
>>202375989goon time
>>202375981publix?
>>202375981>high fructose corn syrup drink>GMO wheat/corn slop>other shit probably cooked in toxic seed oilsit's a yikes from me
>>202376005NO
Danielle Smith has a 39% approval rating meaning most Albertans do not approve of her. If you only polled the cities her approval rating would probably be about 30%
>>202376006yep
>>202375981for dinner you have over 3000 calories?
>>202376045toss me some fries
>>202375918just debunked chud propaganda against my glorious cityalso this place in the side side is really cool, gives last of us vibes
>>202375981what the fuck is a vegetable
>>202376020shoutout to my haters
>>202375981oink oink
>>202376074I got a cucumber up my ass
If Alberta elections were only cities, the NDP would win everytime, I don't know why rural people are such conspiratards
>>202376071
>>202376050it's more like 2500
>>202375979Why? I know one can have bad trips, but my ones have been in alone, far away from people at the summer cabin, or that other one where i went to Vigeland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVRNkXlpelE
chiraq niggas> i love living in the hustle and bustle of the big city! everything negative that people say about my great city is overblown!also mercy mercy me that murciélago niggas:> look at this part of town that's like a post-apocalyptic wasteland!
if i pretend to be french and act very rude do you think i could get out of tipping at restaurants?
>>202376102idk isn't a whole chicken alone 2000 calories?
>>202376139you can get out of tipping at any restaurant by simply growing a spine
the cucumber wont come out
>>202376169SQUEEZE ANON SQUEEZEUSE YOUR SPHINCTER MUSCLESSNAP THAT CUM-BER IN HALF
>>202376168my mom told me not to eat chinese food, she said it makes your spine bones weak
>>202376169L..le cucumber.. agatto :D
>>202376125idk. just unpleasant feelings and severe paranoia.>>202376132>look at this part of town that's like a post-apocalyptic wastelandthat's what makes it fun, chud. there's no people there and it's fun exploring places.
>>202376167this one is 1500
>>202376191Its so deep in me i dont even feel it anymore should i go to the hospital?
>>202376205i follow this cat on instagram
i wanna visit the planetarium. i've been to almost all the museums except this one
>>202376291a museum of lies
the publix fries are good
so the "chris is a pedo!" news was swept under the rug quickly when it became public knowledge that the minors chris talked to were lying about their age and chris didn't know... amusing
>>202376370her name is not chris anymore
Mom ordered the hot chips
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>202376386i thought that was her middle name now or was it spelled kris
I love Ukrainians. Thank you for helping me maintain my first world lifestyle for a little longer.
>>202376410Her name is Ava Kris Tyson
I can not change who I amIf I know how to make you happyI'll be there at your sideWith a smileI can not do oh anything for youHeigh-hoTalking is not in my lineIf I can meeet you somewhereI'll be there at your sideIn an instantCan't do anything elseNothingNothing else
You are now beeing takend iver by the norse. Your only option is to go back!
>>202376425i just want to avoid offending any sensitive people who get upset when you call her she or by her name instead of the old name
>>202376434hvem fan er du
>>202376421I just bullied a ukrainian out of a thread
>>202376434go ahead and take over those you have met.
when i worked doordash i used to work in black ghetto neighborhoods late at night and i've been fine and never had a problem.chuds exaggerate how bad it is.
>>202376438Who cares if you offend those piss babies Ava deserves to be called by her preferred name and pronouns
>>202376434>the norse
>>202376434there are no norse
>>202376464that's trupissbaby is a stupid insult though just call them retards
The NORSE >>202376434has taking over this thread!This is norwegiand and pictland now
Trudeau is going go lose the election because he imported too many jeets, it would be funny if were not so sad
>>202376404hot like sexy or hot like traced by the fbi?
>>202376513hot like traced by the fbi
>>202376503bro your last name is probably christiansson or something just give it up
>>202376503*blocks your path*
I would actually classify myself as a classical liberal. I do believe in globohomo, free trade, multiculturalism, and socially progressive viewpoints.I Just act chuddy on /cum/ so that I can secretly gain your trust and sway you to my side with the power of friendship.
>>202376532my name is KARLSEN! and you are weak and we are owning you know with our esoterics
i wish our conservatives were still like canada. none of the gay ROOSIA SO GOOD and FIRST WORLD DOMINATION BAD bullshit
>>202376576That's actually leaking into Canada
>>202376560it's never too late to go back to college and stop filling up your brain with useless bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bHvk2hQXoY
>>202376503this is celtic art though
>>202376651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwRDom8n5Rc
>>202376644Very true
>>202376554same although i'm more an anarchist. i'm a feminist but not in the SJW sense.when you're not indoctrinated by abrahamic religion, you naturally lean more left.
we already have a esoteric schizo, we don't need two.
>>202376644this is a cope by incel /lit/erati
>>202376644new age is beginner.left hand path is advanced.
>>202376679You have five now.
>>202376707No any of that is beginner, still following stupidity
>>202376668
>>202376733>t. assblasted demiurge follower
>>202376737I look like them both simultaneously what the sigma
>>202376765One day you'll learn all that stuff you do is stupid and useless
YOU:>>202376737
>>202376806>>202376806>>202376806
