pet the marshmallow edition>>202380374previous
THREADLY Reminder that if you take 2 seconds to wordfilter: >chud>gay>homo>men are gay>flyover>chicago>magicyou will filter 95% of brians spam and forget he exists :)
>>202382273had one like 2 hours ago yes
>>202382310thanks for the heads up, i'll use synonymslike i mentioned in the other thread,most of you are too socially awkward and shy to talk to actually insult a same sex attracted male in person
>>202382310I already have most of europe filtered, if I filtered those too 90% of /cum/ would be filtered
I get my disability money in less than an hour woooooooooooo
>>202382324do you use bath oil or salts?
INRAL
>>202382337Sure he spams a lot, I get it. But trust me you're not missing out on anything filtering those and it's worth it cause he's so boring
I take showers.
>>202382352*INRAT
I also take showers.
>>202382359me too, only womens take baths
this is the same h0mo.phobic incel who posted his shitty food who eats GMO corn syrup slop like oreos, doritos, mountain dew, etc.explains a lot really. >>202382310
>>202382350i use moisturizing bath oil for sensitive skin because i break out really easily, but i also use bath bombs sometimes it's calming lavender with oats
>>202382279>and she looked like megan foxwtf dude you were dating megan fox and DUMPED HER??
I'm just glad the OP isn't another fucking map. If I wanted to check a place's geography, I'd open an atlas.
>>202382374Right. BRB, bout to take a shower with your mom.
>>202382387did you know you can consecrate bath oils to have a spiritual effect
>>202382400Shower sex is pretty great.
>>202382399
>>202382393owls are really cooli really like barn owls
>>202382399imagine seething at people for existing LOL>>202382408true, me and your dad have it all the time
cant fucking draw hands for the life of me. i've always drawn shitty cartoony shit but i'm trying to do more realistic stuff but i suck ASS. how come this comes naturally to 15 year old girls but not me
>>202382408I've never had sex LOL
Even though we don't talk about anything, this is still my favorite time to post in /cum/.
>>202382414what's wrong with his face he looks weird
>>202382391I want my kids to be Norwegian. My girlfriend now isn’t as good looking but she’s naturally blonde, blue eyed and has a great family with a farm and horses.
>>202382414weird how conspiracy theorists keep calling this owl "moloch" when moloch has been depicted as a bull, not an owl
ESTfags be like:"woop! look at the time! i've got to go to bed!"
I love her for who she is and I think it’s great.
>>202382430of course you haven't. women aren't into c.huds
>>202382428hands are really hard to draw the proportions are so delicate it's really obvious to the eye when something isn't quite right artists have been struggling with this for a really long time>>202382438yeah well your face looks weird to them too
Overclocking is magic
>>202382460Happy for you.
>>202382458my cat cannot stay off my laptop while im trying watch something he is magnetically attracted to it
>>202382440Are there lots of girls in norway I should go there and find a girl like that and have norveegan kids too but I only speak English so nvm that won't work
there's a g4y beach in ch1c4go and i never knew about it until recently. how funny is that.
>>202382458what a smart kitty reading about the nitrogen cycle
cumala makes my goon rod tingle every time i see her and imagine her sloppy blowjobs
/cum/ meet up at the beach?
>>202382472no it's not it's just running more power through your components
sex in general kinda grosses me out. also i'm scared of getting STD's. also if i ever asked a girl to get tested beforehand i'd probably be killing the vibes. i just give up
>>202382530Ur gay
>>202382539just download grindr, simple
haulover beach in miami seems really nicei was genuinely surprised when i found out there was a nude beach next to such a large city in this country
>>202382539you shouldn't let that put you off having sex everjust wear a condom and be honest with your girlie friend and ask her
do any of you tech nerds know why clipping tool is washing out my screenshots so badly? font is all blurry too.fucking microsoft
>>202382584ask her if she has anything you need to know about* it cut off my post sorry
>>202382471uhh NO. but anyways there's a bunch of owls who live somewhere outside and I hear them some nights hooting away they get really loud
>>202382387>calming lavender with oatsthat sounds nice. I've been taking baths more often because of how relaxing they are. my skin seems much softer too
>>202382562dumbass, i'm never having gay sex.1. thats where people poop2. even more STD's because the average homo fucks 100+ people in their lifetime3. im not even gay4. can't have children5. family would be ashamedthere is literally no positive to homosexuality
>>202382610it's rather funny how the gayops the media runs aren't working anymore. black jobs was supposed to be some sort of crazy gotcha and it fizzled in days and nobody gave a shit
>>202382621what kind of noises do they make just loud hoots?>>202382624it is really nice i can link it if you'd likebaths are good for moisturizing your skin for sure just make sure you're exfoliating from time to time with something a bit abrasive so you don't clog your pores. a shower pouf is good enough for your body to do that
How are my racist friends doing homework is gay
>>202382657>black jobseh?
>>202382668>it is really nice i can link it if you'd likeyes plsI do exfoliate but not as often or as regular as I should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLPJlu0Ac7cbarn owl noises distinct lack of hoots here
one day i will make something beautifuli'll make the world beautiful again
>>202382633>can't have childrenwhats the obsession with having kidsyou are poor. you are not passing down any legacy to your kids. you are not Bill gates.
these are funny
crazy how one single place can cause so much seethe in someone.like what are you even mad at, a bunch of buildings? lmao. imagine living in fear.
>>202382732You mean weed?
>>202382698https://www.sheamoisture.com/lavender-and-wild-orchid-bath-body-and-massage-oil/764302213062/this brand is really cheap but i've been buying this forever it just works for me you should also be exfoliating your face with a gentle scrub pad they're only a few dollars so your face wash doesn't build up in your pores as well
>>202382746>jewish swarthoids depicted as smug elitists*tuba noises*
>>202382728i'm not pooralso, i dont want to have sex unless its strictly for having kidsim not even religous but for some reason that idea is stuck in my mind
>>202382746the dinosaurs in the top right made me laugh
>i want to deprive myself of fun and pleasuresad, really.
>>202382746they are but they kinda lose their charm. they're way too formulaic
>>202382668>just loud hoots?not even that loud but there's a bunch of them out in the field hooting so it's just a constant hoot owl party, and then they leave for like a week
>>202382802boohoo 4 gallons of artificial colors and high fructose corn syrup
>>202382802you just know it's genetic with them
>>202382771I buy my clothes from the thrift store all the time. It's based.
>>202382803its mostly out of spite to be completely honest.
>>202382823>boohoowoohoo*weird autocorrect but that applies too i guess
>>202382802>>202382833this is such a retarded thing to whine about.
>>202382816does it sound like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hG6465r0dQif you're on the east coast it's probably a barred owlone of these guys lives near my house he likes to pay me a visit sometimes and hoot loudly
>>202382843Proscribed in the UK
>>202382759thanks anon <3
>>202382835do you look like greta bumberg? I bet you do
>>202382811alright there Ben
>>202382867of course anon go live your best life with your soft moisturized and fragrant skin
what's the most luxurious grocery store where you live? dollar general? walmart?do they have whole foods or trader joes in the middle of nowhere
>>202382884i usually go to publix which is nearby but i will go to whole foods sometimes for specialties i do walmart grocery deliveries for basic household stuff
>>202382835I started voting communist because there isn’t a legal alternative.
>>202382861no I live in the west so whatever lives in the mountains. They're hard to see cause they only make noise at night
>>202382883have any tips for shaving legs and privates? It just feels better getting into a bed with clean sheets and shaved legs haha
>>202382923ayo nigga u ain't neva heard o google?
Canada should reinstate the death penalty. In fact all western nations should.
Japanese are so smart
>>202382923there's all kinds of moisturizing shaving lotions you can buy, and a lot of the nicer 3 blade razors have a moisturizing strip in them so you don't get bumpy and irritated by shaving so i'd start there. if you have a lot of work to do it might be better to try nair first, and maintain what the nair does by shaving with a razor afterwards. just make sure you put a little bit of the nair somewhere and wait a day or two to see if you have a skin reaction to it before you put a lot on yourself and follow the instructions on the bottle
>>202382988yes actually
>>202382991forgot to attach picture this stuff is cheap and available pretty much everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYiyxsWikBINotepad run as adminC:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc\hosts 127.0.0.1 boards.4chan.orgcome on anon. let's do this. you and me together. it's time
@202383021that's not gonna work, dingus.
>>202382912*satisfying legal alternative*i think it would be interesting and funny
all men suck dick
not exactly fajitas but close enough
>>202382988you guys kind of have it still, it's just for the sick and mentally ill rather than criminals
>>202382988sounds like you'd love living in a muslim third world country. you have a lot in common with them like hating people of a certain sexuality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpN_RjIaVw8
>>202383067hey
and yes i eat out of pans because i don't feel like washing dishes
>>202383039
>>202383080lmfao
I use this shit. It's great.
this is what real music sounds like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzHIZmPgpuA
>>202383132i say salve sometimes in chantsit means hail in latin (i think)
>>202383132i can picture a lumberjack using this or like a guy that works in a lighthouse or on a ship or something how do you like it
supposedly asian sunscreen is the best stuff around
salt, fat, acid, heat.all you need to make a good meal.
>>202383158It's the best moisturizer I've ever used. Highly recommended.
>>202383167no one wants to join you people
>>202383160i've heard this but i have no way of knowing i haven't tried do you have any brands you like
>>202383167You will never be a woman bro
BREAKING: MOSSAD REMOTELY DETONATES ALL APPLE VISION PROS, NO INJURIES REPORTED
>>202383172straight from soyjaks cookbook
>simply edit a file to redirect a website>freetard: NOOOO YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD A 2 PACKAGES AND CLONE 3 SUPPOSITORIES AND WRITE 4 BASH SCRIPTS AND AND AND ack
>>202383208yeah I will YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEEEEEE
>>202383225>good culinary skills is le soygo enjoy your unseasoned chicken, white boy
>>202383197not even remotely comparable
>>202383172now i want greek salad at 2am thanks
Honestly though, diddy should be sent to The Hague for Crimes Against Music
>>202383132That shit is EXPENSIVE. Fuck Kiehls
>hmm yes! chopping my dick off and blowing up my UPS driver will surely stop the spread of technology!
bro having a meltie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cgHEWG-BA
>>202383123It would solve a lot of problems like boredom and mass immigration while also serving the community. I think it will be neat.
not clicking anyone's links or reading anyone's screenshots
>>202382988>Canada kills unborn babies>Canada kills the sick and elderly>Canada doesn't kill criminalsIt's a backwards joke country. I already wrote my MP about this months ago. I never get a response.
>>202383347i love cruising for phallusin public spaces>>202383359>nooo not the hecking crotch goblins and boomers
those toilets that flush by pressing a button on top of the tank are weird and i don't like them
>>202383345I don't think that you are correct.
bully strangers on the internet and pressure them into unaliving themselves
>>202383407YES! YES YES YES!
semen has an umami flavor
>unaliving>pew pew>gRape
>>202383377>nooo not the hecking crotch goblins and boomersWe kill ~28% of our babies, instead of them being born. 100k aborted and only 350k born.Imagine defending the rights of criminals over the rights of the defenceless.
thoughts on BOOBAS
>>202383440If you want to be monetized on social media and not get your videos shadow banned, you have to work around the censors.Blame sites like tiktok and youtube.
>>202383452not my problem endless population growth isn't a good thing
japanese niggas really fooled the world into thinking umami is a thing
thoughts on men?
>>202383465Nothing of value really. Guess there's some ok stuff on jewtube
>>202383496loser
i should start eating a mediterranean diet
I ordered food.
>>202383555but HAMBURGERS
>>202383556this is the person who calls me fat
woah russia got nuked
>>202383471We're not even close to endless population growth, anon. Almost none of the world is. Certainly not the USA either. We're all below replacement rates.Only a few places like sub-Saharan Africa and a few parts of the Middle East are above replacement rates. Then some very traditional communities like the Amish, though even they're replacement rate is falling, just much slower.Conservatives have a higher replacement rate, but it's still below the necessary 2.1.You don't realize how bad it is, if you think we have an over-population problem, because most of the world has the exact opposite, and will have this under-population problem for generations.
boobas and science do not mix
>>202383576didn't readbreed bussy
>>202383496Social media is the best thing to happen. We no longer need the news to tell us what's happening in the world. Which is why all the countries are starting to put restrictions on the internet.
>>202383572Dang nigga thats nuts
>>202383566you do make a good pointi think i mostly just want a gyro im having some weird cravings tonight
i just know his feet stink real good
>>202383585hate it when this happens
>>202383590He has a really weird physique
>>202383576Based and truth-pilled.
>>202383605can you keep it to yourself please he's a good looking man but you don't need to share with everyone
>>202383593That's why the dems have been flat out lying about how the constitution "doesn't protect misinformation" of course misinformation being anything they dislike at that moment.
>>202383621weird responding to yourself >>202383624no
>>202383613it's one of those weird chemical reactions they teach you about in science
a sugar daddy could take you out of neetdom
>>202383599gyros are ok I suppose. The ones at costco aren't half bad I guess, not my favorite food ever but I'll eat em
>>202383700why do you have this image saved
>>202383700oh no this is giving me buttpoo flashbacks...
>>202383718Indians engaged in pederasty is hilarious.
can you smell the aroma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay7op32uyJcMy brain actually hurts from how dumb american tourists are
>>202383748what about engaging in foot lust? is that hilarious?
>>202383695there's a place near me i go to all the time that has the best gyro plate in the world it's kind of a run down hole in the wall but it's so goodbut im going to bed goodnight
>>202383770Fuck off fag.
>>202383773>but im going to bed goodnightgoodnight, I'm also going to bed.
>>202383767>Then when they wanted to censor true things, they invented the term malinformation, which is true things that hurts their narrative.yeah. Will be really interesting to see what they try to do to Musk/twitter if kamballo wins because it's a huge threat to their information control
>>202383778no. you like this but are in denial of it.
>>202383836They're forcing TikTok to sell or be banned. So if Musk doesn't bend the knee, the CIA will just fabricate some lies about Musk that the MSM will push. Then they arrest him, and charge him under the Espionage Act, like they did with Julian Assange.
I can't tell if you guys just did a really great job at ignoring the faggot in this thread, or if I've got my word filters tuned well enough that I barely saw any of his stupid posts.anyways, good work
>>202383903Wonder whatever happened to Telegram guy who was arrested in France. They seemed to make some anti-privacy changes to the app once he was arrested, but I haven't heard much about it.
>>202383391I want to believe
>>202383955that is the eternal hope of the gommunist, mr norgay
>>202383953He's still under investigation, last I heard. France bent the knee to the CIA, so telling pin something onto him, even if they have to bend French laws to do so.
>>202384004umm this is cultural appropriation
>>202383912hey
>>202383987I have all my local party leaders on facebook and I am going to start attending meetings.
yall smell sumn?
>>202384055do u loog liek dis?? :DDDD
>>202384112
/^tumblr_*$/;boards:int/^screenshot_*$/;boards:int
>>202384131
I assume the fag is spamming me with fag porn, getting lit up with hidden replies, but he doesn't know what recursive hiding is so lol. lmao.Glad he's seething that nobody likes him. Anyways, off to bed!
>>202384150X2doubt
>>2023841725d chess frentrust the plan
muh recursive hiding
one good thing about human beings is that when things seem difficult and hard, we can end our lives, a blessing that very few animals have.
Sometimes I fantasize about jumping in front of a train that is very close to a beautiful river, it would be nice if that was the last thing I saw when it ceased to exist.
>>202383202no, sorry. I use LRP Anthelios Cooling
>>202384663Why not just try entering USA? Either you die along the way, the cartel kills you, or the Americans give you handouts.
>>202384766i have a visa and half of my family in usa, i don't want to live in usa, i want everything to be like when i was a kid i want to go to the park at night without fear, i want the people i love not to die of cancer or murdered, i don't want to go to a country where i know they will hate me and that applies to the whole world, no one fucking wants me in their country.
>>202384846No, you don't get it. Just farm the American loot drops, until the respawn timer is too long, then go back home.Can't help you with the murder or cancer problem. That part sucks.
I'm gonna say it.N
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Shalom
Jewboy ruined it.
A grim morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2bFcUEoFyI
sometimes I think about sliding my hands down a canadian twink's pants and groping his smooth buns
schizojeet and brain should set up another gooning server
September 18th wednesday 11am Ran out of booze
>>202385715sucking down a frosty IPA atm
India Poo Ale
>>202382310based
>>202386961>>202387543no one likes you go back to brit
>>202389059no blogs on /g/
alert: toby is looking for a gal, if any women want to be pregnantized by him, you know where to look
Lucky there's a family guy
>>202389566Someone DM Spinny for him
Woke up at 4am Not feeling very comfy right now
Mind broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8K90hX4PrE
>>202389710I feel like shit tooSlept 13 hours
>last thing i do before sleeping is post on /int/ >first thing i do after sleeping is post on /int/I have no control over my life
Why am I under the Impression that every single Canadian poster is either a foreigner or is from Quebec?
this data science portion of the course is mind numbing, i can't do any of the challenges so i've just been copying and pasting the solution and trying to understand it, i look at the comments of a random lesson the first thing i see is people saying look for other courses for data science because this one is poorly made and poorly explained
A certain woman running for a office is married to the previous attorney for israeli rightsNot stating any names
>>202389876he looks like a grownup version of one of those ugly ass mutt babies single moms post
>>202390041They dont care if you censor names they will still ban you
>>202390158Probably, despite the janny let some anon spam CP for an hour earlier
>>202390041so basically both sides sweat allegiance to israel and it's all just a big circus, what else is new?
>>202390201The good old Thurd Sandwich V.S the DoucheBag.
tummy ache from too much vinegar
I'm voting based on crime and immigration, my liberal friends are voting based on abortion rights and the prison system.neither care about foreign policy. just doesn't affect us.>but those tax dollarsBiden's govt spend $1.9 trillion on handouts to NGOs and corporations during covid, we have infinite money glitch until another country actually grows some balls
Just remembered that I talked about Arab women once. How did that one singular moment become my legacy. That should be illegal
Should I jerk off?
>>202390405Oye!!>>202390444on day 1 of nofap, join me
>>202390444Jerking off in the morning is a bad idea
>>202390476What are the proven benefits of nofap?
>>202390502Why
looking at india in google maps holy shit this place looks post apocalyptic
>>202390378Why doesn't Biden just go to Chase Bank and use the infinite money glitch there to pay off the federal debt?
>>202390542When i jerk off in the morning it leaves me tired and with no energy maybe you will be different
>>202390511The Vegan Effect of not being able to shut the fuck up about it.
>>202390612unc can't jerk off without expending all his energy for the day
>>202390579Play the India game.>choose random location in India>go to Street View>you win if it's garbageless
>>202390653im 24 im still young
>>202390511can't tell you yet as I'm on day 1
>>202390676good idea
i can't believe this course has like 300k almost perfect 4.7 rating with such obvious flaws, it must be botted or something, never buying a course from this bitch again, i should've known better than to trust women
>>202390604the federal debt is the source of the money. China has no interest in getting that money back because if they did we'd go bankrupt and have no way to continue buying $500B in funko pops from them every year, leading to their own economic collapse.doesn't everyone know this already
and imma rate it 0 stars just out of spite because it does not deserve the ratings it has
Oh my still no bump limit in sight
I'm a mad man
>>202390814Someone doesn't follow social media trends. There were a bunch of people commuting cheque fraud at Chase Bank, calling it an infinite money glitch. They were able to write themselves a cheque, deposit it, and before the Chase system could confirm it, the depositor would withdraw the full amount from the ATM.They were doing it for $10k-$30k. Then spending it immediately, so when the system was able to confirm the cheque, all their accounts were overdrawn.I can't remember what branches of the government are getting involved now, but they're all committed cheque fraud.Doesn't everyone know this already?
>>202391078Yeah it was hilarious it was on tiktok all these retards ruined their lives
>>202391078but if you overdrawn doesn't that just mean now you're in debt?
>>202391119That's the best part. They not only committed fraud, but put themselves in debt.God Bless America.
*makes love to spinster* nothing personal
Anyways...
>>202391232Burn the witches.
piece of hair baked in to the cookie, and this aren't from the bakery or something, these are ultra processed factory made from the supermarket that come in a bag, it's like finding hair on your doritos bag
>>202391269Sue. Anon's gonna be rich.
>>202391269In your doritos bag, not on.
>>202390579It is the most unequal place in the word You have a space program in one place and then just a bit over literal cannibal tribes
>>202391078>blunder a conversation by taking banter seriously and being unaware of a current trendgood to know I'm the same person I was in high school
>>202390378If the left took reasonable and pragmatic stances on immigration and crime (controlling interstate gun trafficking and gang violence, severe enforcement of laws against human rights abuses, hiring more immigration judges, etc) they'd be golden for law and order.
I have a Developmental Biology exam tomorrowCan you guys quiz me on developmental biology? Specifically stuff that takes place within 12 hours after fertilization
>>202391387ChatGPT broken?
>>202391424That's boring, and unreliable.
>>202391387That's when the father convinces the mother to take Plan B, because he doesn't want her to fleece him for child support for 18 years.
>>202391387what happened in the -5 minutes of me fertilizing your mom?
>>202391366>party A would dominate if they just cherrypicked the good out of party B and left behind the badthey all know that's true and it used to happened every time. Reagan did it to the Democrats, then Clinton did it to the Republicans, then Bush, then Obama.They all just stole the policy that made the previous government popular.but if a candidate's personality is so unbelievably combative and incendiary, the other party will go into reactionary oppose him on every issue mode
>>202391354That's alright, fren. You're still cool in my books.
https://youtu.be/8u0NwtgkTpw?si=bUNPfMrehacu35wG
I'm a pussy repellent
>>202391754Is Goldeen's French name just "Fish"?lmao.
>>202391907Wait, I think it's "Fishy". The "I" at the end isn't part of it.
Has anyone actually been unsubscribed from YouTube channels without doing it themselves?I keep seeing YouTubers saying that their subscribers are getting unsubbed by YouTube.Sounds like bullshit, and people are just retarded and don't remember unsubbing themselves.
Ain't no party like a diddy party
>>202392307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZkgtgr7LhE
Hello
good morning cummy crew
simply see no point living as poorif my finances dry up I am going to kill myself
officially given up on data science, back to proper coding tomorrow
The power has gone out twice in the last 3 days.
>>202392712That's actually common during a recession/depression.
Just before 1 AM, the dude in the adjacent condo started listening to a REALLY loud audiobook. I had to sleep on the couch because it was too loud in my bedroom.
should i try picking up girls in museums
>>202392307NGL I would've wanted to attend at least one "Freak Off".Get pumped full of coke and extasy and forced to fuck bitches for days
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>>202393349Try it in parks. There's more room and nothing important breaks if you drop them
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we did it reddit
>>202394266
>>202394262*Puts you in a headlock*
>>202394405rude
Why does /cum/ hate black people so much
>>202394649There's 2-3 very devoted racist posters
Careful bros, the tranny jannies left their grooming discords, and are going through previous threads.
I love women
hassuenvasei jigen lifen shundt
bake new?
>>202394985I'll bake your head in the oven
>>202395356
