keely hodge edition
love our keegs one of the few people who actually showed up at the olympics
>>202385408Are the rumours about her having a black boyfriend true?
Fuck sake man just found out it’s bad to be a khhv at 21
mark selby on in 10 minutes i believe
>>202385408>white women physically beat black women>white men can't against black menwhy is this happening?
You look fun to talk to
>>202385434Unfortunately for you continental inscriptions exist which are virtually identical with old Irish and your mad theory that Gaelic was somehow this different from continental Gaelic is absurd
>>202385450Sorry that you’re poor
Off for a shower, wank and shave lads Let me know if I miss anything, ta xx
heyt if you have any questions about christanity i'll try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>202385450190!
>>202385526How can I be expected to believe in something which has no physical proof proving that it exists
black history month incoming lads. what are YOU doing to be a supportive ally to the black community?
neighbours cat outside their house mewing to be let in but its not being let in
>>202385504yeah its called a language family
>>202385408Mmm shaved pubes
>>202385555Watching Blacked x
>god said women will experience pain of labour as punishment for disobeying his order>women simply stopped having a baby to avert that punishment for them while men still have to toil a lotnice plot god man
>>202385568>mewingBradley
>>202385568offer it to come in yoursit wont piss or shit if its an outdoor cat
>>202385572So Northern Gauls spoke a language identical to Irish but uh they didn't actually speak the same languageK Schizo
just heard a weird squawking outside my window
>>202385606they werent identical though
>>202385658roar
>>202385552same aspplies to your comment lol
I'm all ears
>>202385658screaming
Fucking howling at all the landlords crying in the right-wing media about how Labour are ruining their grifts and how its becoming harder to be a parasite because renters are getting more rights
>>202385658
>>202385637How do you know?
>>202385676howling how retarded tenants like you gona find higher rents due to squeze supply and demand lmao
>>202385686you first made the identical claim, i'd like for you to present all evidence
>>202385665What??
>>202385691Yeah if a landlord sells a property that means the house just vanishes into thin air :( if only it was possible for houses to exist without being owned by landlords!!!!
>>202385696So you don't actually know anythingI'm curious to why you're desperate to deny this and I suspect you yourself don't know why you're doing thishei len prosag geri uo me si polla na buliet onodieni indene liton
android chads stay winning
>>202385741Cheers mr almond
>>202385720no, if anything there should be moreyou think it's in a gay man's best interest to see britain flooded with pakis?
>>202385728dumping an inscription isn't proof of your claims and just makes you look like a pedantic tryhard
>>202385741didn't they intercept the manufacturing of the pagers and inject some shite into the batteries that made it possible though
>>202385760>provide a source>no not like that
>>202385770Yes mush
>>202385780a random inscription posted without comment or analysis is not helpful
>>202385703where's physical evidence of your response?
>>202385770Yeah. Have you ever looked inside your iPhone built by putin's ally China?
>>202385802on the screen
>>202385817damn. i suppose i haven't. it's over
>>202385819same applies to christanity thenthe claim is itself physical evidence lol
>David Coughlin has been a landlord for two decades, but now aged 54, he has decided it’s time to drastically downsize his portfolio and switch careers.>For him, the decision to downsize has been four years in the making. First it was the introduction of Section 24, which abolished mortgage tax relief, then high interest rates, and now the Renters’ Rights Bill – dubbed the biggest overhaul of rental law in over 30 >Once he has downsized his portfolio, the plan is to turn his skills to property development instead.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/property/buy-to-let/selling-35-rental-homes-labour-not-only-one/The last line had me hooting, I love how these parasites believe they have “skills” because they simply own property and overcharge people for living in them lol
>>202385849Sorry but that’s awful
i have the skills to pay the bills
>>202385857Painting over black mould before new tenants move in and then taking the money out of their deposit for it is a skill
>>202385873i agree your response was incoherent and awful
how can I best lend my support to hezbollah during these trying times
>>202385893I use at least 10 of these phrases regularly in work haha
>>202385857>The last line had me hooting, I love how these parasites believe they have “skills” because they simply own property and overcharge people for living in them lolYes, they do have skills, sorry if this makes you uncomfortable
>>202385798Ah right so you aren't fluent in Gaelic. I would have expected somebody who chooses to argue about Gaelic to be so.Yield! Come out sharply from me, may it not hurt much, Quickly, pain, flow!In old Irish something likeBi lian rosag gearr uam, nach buille olla, dian idu litan
>>202385932Could you name one?
>>202385942no i dont speak it but im a gael myself so i am learningim out of my depth in this discussion so i concede, i need to learn more
cock into my bum
gaylic lol
>>202385985that's us done
My landlord is a bloke in his 80s who paid off the mortgage on this place years ago and owns another (very big) house that he lives in and a property in France as wellYet he never fails to increase the rent on my place every single year.
no i dont speak it but im a gale myself
might rewatch game of thrones
>>202386010why
>>202385967Do better
if i can't get a ukrainian gf that looks like this whats the point in helping ukraine
burger time
>>202386012i shall try, any books or such that you recommend
>>202386011first two seasons are good
one biscuit goodtwenty four biscuits better
watching a movie in my mindit's a single seven-hour scene of longseason dancing to my tune
>>202386025amazing post
Back from the wank, wanked off to some messed up stuff Feel embarrassed aye
Ask not "how can I get a cute gf?", but rather "how would a cute gf get me?"
>>202386050'
>>202386037used to eat packets of maryland on the reg
Genuinely having a wank
>>202386043who is longseason
>>202386056She'd probably marry after a nuclear war when I trade a barrel of exotic food for her
think i'll cut the grass ttoday
got called a paki
ktim when i accidentally type si instead of is
>>202386088If you’re not in the Discord you wouldn’t know
not sure what happened but since turning 30 i've become a drunk poo your selfer, never woke up with soiled undies before but its happened at least 3 times this year fucking grim
>>202386111My wife si dead
>>202386088LMFAO HE ISN'T I THE DISCROD
>>202386127Have you considered taking steps to mitigate your alcoholism, such as reaching out to an alcoholics anonymous group or therapy?
>>202386127big poos or little poos?
>>202386127would shit myself occasionally when i was an alcy as eventually the booze had rotted my guts to the point where i was doing small diarrhoea poos exclusively
>>202386108in greggs?
>>202386155>>202386116link
>>202386127Happened to me as well. I even shit myself in a taxi a few months ago. Didn’t even know I was farting and by the time I realised my pants were filled with shit. Still have no idea how the driver didn’t kick me out.
>>202386171no in bosnia
>>202386163Some the size of your head!Plinkity plonk
>>202386172You'll have to ask Ulster
>>202386172No. If you haven’t been invited yet there’s probably a good reason.
>>202386174vax status?
>America spent two trillion on the Iraqi invasionJust imagine America if they spent that money at homeIt wold be the best country in the world by far
>>202386202>average rapejavik inhabitant
>>202386202that's your niece
erm
>>202386174Was in diarrhoea?
Haven't wanked in 4 days bollocks are ready to burst like a hezbollah pager
just had to drive home from work to have explosive diarrhea because i had dominos last night
>>202386198okDear Ulster,pass us a link to 'cord fellacheers
doctor trying to get me to eat salt free foods, to help with my risk of CVD. i said the only thing getting my blood pressure high ihs this zaza - straight from the underworld of thames, dug out at the cost of 5,000 scuba divers lives annually for me tos oak up 90% of the supply and corner the market. and they dont see a penny! my blood pressure so high than i spike drinks with it, got the most seasons veterans of adrenochrome taking one sip and having their dick fall off, the way my thyroid acting up
>>202386231Not properly liquid but it was like mushy pea consistency. Fucking reeked as well
>How long would it take the speed of sound to travel around the Earth33 hours>How long would it take the speed of light to travel around the Earth0.14 secondsmadness
>>202386236are you literally me except yesterday as i'm on 5 now?only doing it to enjoy my next wank more but now i've let it become a competition with myself and i'm not enjoying it much i must say
vaping making me kind of crazy LOL
>>202386201how could anyone be invited. there are no private messages here . the link would be disgoverable by everyone
on that vitamin E + pack
>>202386269Stop. Digging.
PM Keir Starmer to make Holocaust lessons mandatory for all UK students.
>>202386269Yeah you have to ask for permission to get in from one of the server mods when you receive the link
https://youtu.be/MIEVoulYZM0Are you lads excited for the Australian version of the American version of The Office?Looks like a ripper.
>>202386296ok give us a link and i'll jump through whatever hoops the mods ask
/brit/cord doing a gay porn night tonight x
dogshit toilet flag to make race bait posts as a whole country and then come here talking about our country
sir holocaust rememberer
smoked heroin with my ex once, was alri but not for me
>>202386127look man, all im saying is there’s a reason mohammed banned alcohol alright.
>>202386308We’re full sorry
>>202386300erm..... thats a woman :/
sir holocaust doer
vitamin c to stop the screaming
trump biden yaoi
>>202386327reckon it was all the gay sex the boys were having when pissed?
nothin but a slut, me. ess ell yoo tee, suLLAAAT!!!
>>202386308it's either not real (95% chance) or they're all trannies (5% chance)wouldn't dwell on it
>>202386330kek you can't produce a link because there is no discord
>>202386300There are no good australian tv shows. Never was, never will be.
Diego showing us what a big brain he is huh
limmy taunting me with images of columbo
>>202386358Lol
>>202386240TrolledUlster is dead
>>202386370Have you ever? Ever felt like this? Strange things happen when youre going round the twist
>>202386370blinky bill
>>202386330This you?
>>202386370Think you’re forgetting the soaps mate
im making my own beer with hydrogen peroxide. its going to be 85% hydrogen peroxide, 10% ethanol, and the rest is crack cocaine
It's a cool secret club. And you're not in it.
>>202386370aunty donna
>>202386336So much of British culture in the last 50 years is “[instert celebrity/politician here] arrested for being a nonce”.
mental how there genuinely did used to be a tranny discord that spammed the thread i made with this as the OP image to get it finished in an hour at 2:40am on a monday nighthttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/178784358/#178784358
Sir Cock Warmer
The discord is difficult to enterI left and they still refuse to allow me backMaybe one day...
>>202386410no longseason thats you, are you ok?
mixing jolly ranches with E numbers 102, 110, 129 and fentanyl
Sir Kid Harmer
>>202386370i like chris lilley haha that guy has some zainy antics
I want that tight pussy, ya get me
>>202386370Demi Lardner
>>202386427Hooting
I've always had the feeling that Spaincuck is Longseason
>>202386456still love it. dont care what the wokies think
>>202386427Mate literally every discord in existence has it's own tranny discord offshoot where the trannies from the core discord talk among themselves, arrange to meet up to take drugs and shag eachother. I am completely serious when I say I have never been in a group discord that has not had its own, separate tranny discord branch.
>>202386456Okay you got me on this one Second one I’d tentatively put forward is parralax
Mikey banned me from the ‘cord because I pretended to be 190 and wouldn’t let me back in kek
she's a slut and she knows itshe wants to root all the boys
I will fuck a woman (consensually) one day lads
>>202386456it's funny
Never used discord, me. Never will.Only wronguns use it.
>>202386503sex sex
>>202386490Lmao I vaguely remember thatThough mikey isn't here now
>>202386419The fabled Pan Galactic Gargagargarg
What was /brit/ like in 2020
im on that methivermectin
had one of those evening naps where you wake up all sweaty and confused and disoriented, reality feels very slippery as if i'm in a waking dream state
>>202386490Lol Mikey left a few weeks ago
discordyeahright
The original Aishacord was based, had a lot of fun posting on there back in the day
i'm on that good kush and alcohol ~
Anyone else's mood all over the fucking place? Some days I'll feel like I'm not far off kmsing, but the next day I could feel great. Is that 'pression?
>>202386567that lasted like 2 days
>>202386560did you eat 1000 mg of melatonin gummies
Everything has a lifespan Sometimes it's not so bad when something dies off
i yearn i more comfy night of pesto pasta and dead by daylight
>>202386581What are you on about? It was active for literally like six months
im smoking that 1000mg melatonin gummy pack
>>202386484Literally every general on 4chan needs moderation and a subject to keep posts relevant or else it eventually descends into people posting the most inflammatory shit for (you)s - often being BBC interracial relationships, pro-trans posts or just racebait in general.
This was Ulster gf
>>202386560That's me nearly every morning, my dreams are always very vivid and intense.
>>202386605minuscule in the /brit/ timeline
>>202386611Was it fuck, that fat cunt was an incel
>>202386560Look down, have you transformed into a hideous vermin?
/brit/ minecraft server
>>202386611Phwoar get the penis in her
rorke getting molested on club penguin
imagine maxmoefoe drunk as fuck leaning over you with his face close to yours >.<
>>202386610whats wrong with trans people
reckon it'll be time for skribbl.io again this sunday
>>202386639He left private school to become a welder at 24 stfu
>>202386646what's his problem
im smoking that freebase ammonia pack
>>202386677Gender dysmorphia for one
>>202385957Yes, several in fact
launching a poo
>>202386704I accept your concession
Rorke's on that good kush and alcohol ~~~
i got beat up and kicked out of the army for signing up for the Ukrainian military and yelling in Russian "WITNESS ME" in one of the meetings, they banned me from all international wars officially
>>202386688must have been held back a few years if he was still in school age 24
>>202386724>beat upFOY
>>202386692he was once a gamer who didnt observe ramadan and made no hajj so allah punished him
I've got gamer dysmorphia
mental how the estate agents i rang yesterday afternoon said they'd ring me first thing this morning as the person dealing with the property i was interested in wasn't in the office but they've actually not rang me
submitting a poo
Anyone else get generous as fuck when they’re pissed up?Looking through my Monzo now and when I went out with my mates I bought THREE rounds at Spoons just by myself (there were five of us), then £60 quid at Maccies so I must have paid for all of us and 30 quid on Uber so I must have paid for at least a few of us Fuming with myself desu don’t get paid again until Tuesday
im giving fruit flies safe spaces where they dont think i can beat them up in, to slide glasses over them and capture them without hurting and pretending theyre leftypol
/sp/ has you blokes caught by the sphincter
>>202386754As I recall, you said yourself that you were giving off meek, unassertive virgin energy and it was clear at the time you knew they were fobbing you off. So it should come as no surprise that it has come to pass.
>>202386770nope. i start stealing, actually
mousey man shut the fuck up. Get the windows open in that caravan, get it aired out, get a meal down you, get your arse washed and get to bed.
>>202386174grim
/cum/ is getting like 2 posts per hour, so I guess I’m in here now
im a rare breed of machine built completely differently in this industrial geneology machine so-called the British isles - every step of the way ive been calculated for this moment in history exactly. im manifesting a destiny, comitting a jihad on all sins and potential failures
she was what the kids would call a slut. which is a terrible thing to say about someone who's just died but apparently there's no denying she was one
>>202386794i didn;t say the part about knowing the were fobbing me off, i said i wouldn't be awake for it (though as it turns out i have been, but they've fobbed me off)
>>202386571>>202386715>>202386820didnt ask you mentally retarded fuck fake as fuck "nice" person when youre sitting there "chilling" posting whatever the fuck until you get a problem with anything and show your true colors
>>202386775How come the Finno-Ugric isn’t portrayed as yellow with slit eyes?
Getting a blowjob from Mousenonce and picking one of his brown rotten teeth out of your foreskin folds the morning after
>>202386849me on my incel walk pretending to be normal
might watch the grand tour finale
>>202386849so this is me
>>202386866
gf got me on that gilmore girls ting... ngl shit lowkey slaps... lorelai got man CREASING
going to cook myself 3 frozen sausage rolls and then eat them and if by the time i've finished those i still haven't been contacted by the estate agents, i will drink two shots of vodka and then ring them myself
Nigel Farage couldn't even bring himself to say that the native British people becoming a minority in Britain is a bad thing. Our entire political class is a hive of traitors.
mousey (me) doesnt want to suck your smeggy tiny little incel cock
>>202386849
>>202386848Fair enough. It was clear to me from having read your post that they were going to fob you off though. I hope this has been a lesson for you. For wageoids who answer phones, once that cunt customer on the other end of the line is gone, the goal is to NEVER speak to them again.
>>202386866It’s called a souvenir >.<
Sir cock shafter
>>202386898ok rape u next week
>>202386737Retard
Does /brit/ have any regular “personalities” who are female (non-troon)
dont want to "banter" with you because you are genuine cunts whether youre faking it or not at that moment you are just hateful and mean and want to drag others down to your own miserable level
>>202386936me>>202386938love you mate x
>>202386370Concerts you’re retarded
Mousenonce
>>202386938you're not wrong lad but just close the tab at this point
>>202386936Bucks/Josie, kentqt, the French Femcel/candice, AishaThese are the only known females to have ever posted here
>>202386938*gives you a hug*
>>202386938tantrum
Out for deliveryYour local courier will deliver your parcel between 18:30 and 20:30 today
just did a racism
>>202386948Benchod autocorrect I meant congrats
>>202386938I'M JUST UPSET RIGHT NOW
>War casualties reach 1 million as Russian ammunition depot town hit in drone strikeTwo more weeks
>arse end of september: 23C>middle of summer: 14Cright you are
>>202386954posted it again to get no replies at all again because not even the hateful people can put up with you to hate someone they are already hating (even though normally they all suck each others dicks over anything)
>>202386948>Mr Inbetween
Now that the dust has settled, how the fuck did they manage to blow up those pagers lads :/
>>202386972>18:30 and 20:30I don’t do metric time. What does that mean in normal time?
>>202386992adam
>>202386990adam
>>202386965miss are candy
>>202386992reckon they can do it to any electronic device, the bigger the better
>>202387015She has a bf now
lol no one gives a shit about the HLC
Business idea: weed lasagna
getting high and scared
Ladies and GentsThe Queen
(8) Look me inside of my eyes (8)
>>202387081Grim. Sara mogs her brutally nowadays
>>202386992>mssad interfered in the production process (right now it looks like it may have been a Hungarian company called BAC producing them under licence from a Taiwanese firm called Golden Apollo)>put potent explosives into the batteries>did a cyberattack to overheat them>overheating triggered the explosivesThey said they were planning to use it when the war actually started, but they noticed people starting to get suspicious, so they blew their load early, lest the whole plan get foiled
chicken wing, chicken wing,pizza and pepperonionly pizza and pizza and pepperoniketchup on my frisbeeketchup that is saltfree
>>202387081slimmed down a fair bit since her fattest
is it a coincidence that the jews heavily influenced rap music and the violent culture behind it while simultaneously pushing their private prisons
imagine waking up to headlines of tel aviv bathed in nuclear fire corrrrr
wtf you cant bomb hospitals in war, thats a warcrime or museums unless they are using them as soldiers holdings
remembering lost loves x
>>202387034C’est fini
>>202386995You’re a retard
>>202385408Hi, quick question: are brits naturally pessimistic cynics? Because every brit I've ever met IRL is one to some degree. It's kind of like how (white) Americans thinking they can "achieve anything" but immediately give up when it gets hard. Well brits seem to be the opposit, as in I've heard more then one say "you have to make due" (with some shitty situation or subpar product), I admire their ability to suck up shit situation, but sometimes they shouldn't. Oh and yall got some serious nerds, like otaku level crazy person nerd. I've met MORE THEN ONE brit (were I work) who would obsess over ships going by. Like stalker level, but for inanimate objects lol.
>>202387169?
>>202387130Oh yes because its all the jews isnt it
>>202386995Metric time is base 10 so you subtract to 8:30pm and 10:30pm
>>202387169cuteyank
>>202387169>(white) AmericansMyth, doesn’t exist
what /socialclass/ are we in /brit/? t. lower-middle-upper-middle class
>>202387169our class system is deeply embedded in our psyche and results in most people being told (not literally, but by life and society) that their place is their place and to strive for more is pointless
>>202387169It’s “make dew,” not “make due”
>>202387190adam tax class disabled
>>202387204Underclass meWhole family are on benefits and have never worked (except a period of like three months where my mum worked in a clothes warehouse)
going paki shop, want owt?
>>202387223You and your family are worse than any paki or wog
>>202387212Obsessed
chores to do and then watching Doctor Mike (Australian one) on YT :3
(8) i got too much money son it cant fit in my wallet (8)
>>202387243>>202387243>>202387243
>>202387232Shouldn’t you be working
>>202387232how so?
