>>202387241

horse

>>202387243
dreadful yank edish

>>202387243
Brian edition

not had a mountain dew in years
vile radioactive muck of course but it's always been a guilty pleasure of mine

heyt if you have any questions about christanity i'll try to answer them to the best of my ability

>>202387259
you sure?

Will my mums boyfriend dislike me if I buy her something really expensive for her 50th since I know he’s going to spend max £100. Don’t want things to get Awkward

>>202387241
look at how he chomps
fantastic

I think the more accurate description would be “Dog Shit Yank Edition”

>>202387274
mm yes. post more

>>202387269
tastes horrible over here

>>202387267
wrong
>>202387268
what? do you see brian epstein's ghost?

>>202387271
Hahaha

>>202387277
No mate you’re sound, she knows I’m only getting her a gift card and some wine. My real present for her will come when you go to bed ;)

A metric hour would last 2.4 hours assuming there were 10 metric hours in a day. A metric minute would last 14.4 minutes and a metric second would last 14.4 seconds.

JITTERBUG

>>202387337
horse

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>>202387310

>>202387347
Jfc

>>202387347
She’s so fucking fit it’s unreal

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cop?

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I FUCKING LOVE BATH

I MISS BATH

TOTAL BATH SUPREMACY

BATH FOR CAPITAL OF UK

>>202387357
hmm no

>>202387357
Dripstein

>>202387372
no way not even if it were 30 quid

been at current workplace so long i've witnessed cute coworkers completely age out of being attractive

love the relentless passage of time

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boomers are thriving

>>202387347
bet she's shit at blowies

>>202387397
what coat do you wear?

>>202387372
Looks offbrand

Never buy offbrand utility gear

hate "those" horse videos that stop loading halfway through

wind just blew the window shut

>>202387434
it is from a well known expensive brand

>>202387259
are you that underage polish girl from the druidcord

asking for a friend (warrington)

>>202387434

yank posters love assuming shit about a product (they know best about ALL products) then go on some shit using that assumed "knowledge" to talk down to you because they know everything about everything even though they dont even get real sugar in their country
but im sure HFCS is fine dining

>>202387447
Not sure then

For any of that I buy surplus, the best outdoors jacket I own is a goretex austrian alpine parka

At any rate just buy arcteryx

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remember this

back from shop

>>202387454
thats tobixander

>>202387331
You’re doing it wrong. They’d just come up with something insane like getting rid of all units of time other than seconds, and then express days as 3.6 kiloseconds, months as 2.6 megaseconds, etc

mandy wore off hours ago but i still can't sleep

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>>202387461
I know more about clothes than you you dumb cocksucker I don’t pay attention to little JD sports brands

If I want outdoor gear and I’m not buying surplus I’m buying arcteryx LEAF

dont know then
but let me keep talking on my pre-planned course for this discussion. heres some MORE advice you didnt ask for
also i lied before about not buying cheap shit for this specific purpose (its all purposes) - i do that. also i heard that it lasts longer and you dont even have to spend it, so without knowing about that i am going to parrot it to you

>>202387347
Mad how she’s going to look like the left in like 15 years

picking the plaque out of my teeth then smelling it and then eating it much to the horror of my colleagues

>>202387469
no

i could go for a barbecue bacon burger

>>202387473
what did you get?

>>202387502
me either

Might get out of bed

rorke gagging and crying on his therapist's futa BBC

>>202387500
Typical incel cope

>>202387496
>JD sports brands
lmfao

is ridgeline not known in the US?

>>202387509
prefer not to say

FOY

expert on fucking
outdoor coats and reaaaaaaaaal passionate about that too, like with all other things

got steve wilkos on

>>202387496
lol

>>202387405
Bet those are JIDF AI bots. They’ve been repeatedly caught using them in comment sections and shit since the war started

Austrian surplus goretex alpine parka

Arcteryx cargos

Danner tachyons

Goruck GR1

>>202387520
i'll assume it's a large cucumber and lubricant then

>>202387378
all bath is is chinese students, identikit piss-yellow "fancy" houses, "spa" that's just a disgusting farty puddle, exhausting fuck-off hills. horrible little town

>>202387531
am i having a fucking stroke

might make myself a fizzy raspberry ginger lemonade ok? fine

>>202387549
LOL

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>>202387519
Nope

Also forgot image >>202387531

>>202387417
https://www.manuelritz.com/en-gb/collections/men-coats-and-jackets
this for smart
https://www.censuredapparel.com/uk/men/jackets
this for casual/warmth

>>202387531
*headbutts you*

>>202387561
teeheehee

if you open up 4chan in splitscreen, and move the screen over so the other goes into mobile mode, you have to click "refresh" while it is in that view, to make it use auto update in the mobile mode which you will see after making it big again (and there will be no auto update there) then make it smaller

/brit/ - r/heckinmensfashionerino

just got thrown out of a greasy spoon for calling a sausage a "glizzy"

what the fuck is wrong with this country omdz

>>202387569
omd

>>202387600
?

Just killed the mosquito that’s been haunting my smelly bedroom

>>202387561
w2c boots

I know it's probably a silly question to ask on this site, but do any of you have kids or are planning to have them? can't imagine bringing a child into a world in which brown people exist. child abuse is what it is

scranning a scrone

>>202387621
mate the state of that clobber

>>202387645
Me and my Mrs are planning to have them in the next few years

>>202387637
https://www.danner.com/tachyon-8-black-gtx.html

>>202387547
Incredibly accurate lol
good post

im planning to have kids one day :)
sort of wish that i had gotten a femboy to fuck, if i dont manage to

>>202387667
really? i get regular compliments
i think it looks very good
rarely i see someone out and about in a better coat than one of mine

>>202387645
would love to with the right woman but not desperate for it at all

>>202387645
>can't imagine bringing a child into a world in which brown people exist. child abuse is what it is
couldn't agree more
just the thought of my child having to walk past a smelly indian sends a shiver down my spine

>>202387686
You can’t impregnate one of those

i am a millenial

>>202387645
Yeh having one in the coming year and my me and my wife’s friends are all having them now

>>202387645
im planning to have kids one day :)
sort of wish that i had gotten a femboy to fuck, if i dont manage to

not really depressed
not happy either
sort of content just staring out my window
dunno what to do and no interest in trying to find out

>>202387703
Alri grandad time for bed

>>202387702
adam
tax class: disabled
>>202387719
>>202387719
...apathy
:(

>>202387719
you could get a job?

>>202387645
I wanted to more than anything but it's probably just over for me now

When mousenonce says he wants to “have kids”, the “have” means something a little different to what it would usually mean

>>202387561
State of this gimp man ahhaah

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>mousey
>have kids

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£550 for that

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>>202387741

after 5 odd years together and talking about kids all the time gfberg is now "not sure she wants them" but would "maybe consider adoption"
I don't know how to react. Don't think I'm handling it well

>>202387743
why?

all crabs in bucket
i shant be discussing this further with you freaks

>>202387775
swear most "models" look worse than people you see in a pub

>>202387783
You shouldn’t have taken so long to spaff one up her then

>>202387802
you dont get to decide who has kids and it would be incredibly sinful even for you to try. actually, a crime as well

>>202387795
something to do

>>202387806
I was ready 5 years ago she's been saying "2 more years" since

>>202387775
stunning peacoat

>>202387828
doesn't sound preferable to my current situation if I'm honest

>>202387783
mate she doesn't want to have kids with YOU
doesn't want your spastic genetics but you're capable of reliably paying for her lifestyle

>>202387337
so this can be posted but female breasts can't
janman is mental

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>>202387775
Looks like some allsaints trash

The only relatively “expensive” fast fashion you should ever buy is cos
>>202387768
Be silent you meaningless virgin

something wrong with a man over 30 without kids himself calling anyone who even dares mutter any word that means child a pedo nonce

>>202387832
She never wanted them mate. Sorry to break it to you. Best to bin her off now and find a woman who’s willing.

>>202387846
its not porn its just animals being weird

got the fan on
its fucking boiling
why couldn't we have this weather on friday

WARNING TO ALL CHILDREN ALL THE STREETS OF HAMILTON: be on the lookout for a man with no hair or teeth trying to kidnap you for experiments

>>202387843
That’s not a peacoat it’s just a double breasted coat

You’re all clueless

>>202387846
do you have a boner or something

>>202387850
nigga yo nose look like bert and ernie

>>202387874
God is a NEETchad

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3JjraaGgns

imagine looking like mouthyank and trying to talk fashion
dear lord

>>202387850
"meaningless" isnt a word that you can use there

>>202387866
binning her off probably means dying alone so shan't be doing that
imagining having to date again, finding a good foid, training her to be on the same wavelength as me ... nah too much effort that, not for me
I will just suffer.

>>202387907
If you’re a virgin your life is meaningless by default because you can’t reproduce

OwO would you look at the time
its amost 12:00 !!
its 12:00 and some time left to do a bit of cleaning

>>202387645
unironically have a hapa daughter and she is my world

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>>202387884

>fashion
high street fashion is for women
I get compliments fairly often and I haven't bought anything in years
just a few quality items that are timeless

>>202387913
this is the path to alcohol fueled domestic abuse
be careful

My gf has left it up to me whether we have kids or not. All I need to do is say the word and she will come off the pill and we can start.

>>202387783
did you try having kids or just talk?

>>202387933
how heckin' wholesome
is she fit?

>>202387941
Are you married?

>>202387944
lol (but also hmm...)
I will heed your words

>>202387941
no one here is talking about high street fashion whatever that is even meant to mean

>>202387884
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>202387959
to try having kids requires the parties involved are on the same page about wanting kids

>>202387941
>I get compliments fairly often
they're laughing at you you dullard

diddy prolly pulled a dildo lever on the wall and escaped through a secret tunnel when the cops showed up

>>202388010
yh?

>>202387966
engaged

>>202387979
whatever slop is being posted then idk

>>202387998
>not having sex in 5 years and just talking
That’s just your roommate

>>202387964
too young to be fit or unfit. i'll go for runs with her when she's older

Nobody compliments another persons' clothes sincerely, especially a mans'. They think you look like a freak

>>202388020
>manuel ritz
>slop
lol, lmao even
loro piana slop too? braindead child

>>202388033
mate....

Imagine finding out your dad talks about you on an anime incel forum and calls you a “hapa” basically shoehorning his fetish into the mention of his baby

Genuinely gives me the fucking shivers. Hope to God he’s larping

http://endccp.com

>>202388010
Did he?

>>202388053
gives me the fear to be honest

>>202388042
the state of this post

>>202388042
uhh yes this is completely masturbatory
£550 "wool jacket" that makes a nigga look like he's cut armholes into a cereal box
complete joke

>being in a relationship is the same as being roommates except you have sex

Feel sorry for people who think this. Either they’ve never even been in a relationship or they’ve never been loved.

>>202388053
This but it’s the miscegenation that’s giving me the shivers

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GB News Rorke slags

>>202388053
since when is hapa a fetish word? just means half white half asian

can't believe i'm almost 30. everyone else here is probably all roughly 20 i assume.

>>202388097
*farts on you*

>>202388053
he's almost certainly an obese virgin

>>202388053
Imagine believing anyone here has children

>>202388101
I'm campaigning against this phenotype and the dyed blonde hair

babies

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All my tranny sensors are telling me this is a man

Sometimes get the urge to browse /tv/ but give up after a minute because its just complaining about blacks and gays no one seems talk about things they enjoy unless its a woman they simp over

>>202388106
short for “half-inch penis”

>>202388146
would

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>>202388053
no sexualisation was involved. i think you've got porn brain desu

>>202388106
Because he’s inserting the irrelevant fact that he’s into Asian women into mention of his baby. It’s extremely creepy.

>>202388138
why

>>202388161
down bad are we

>>202388037
I get compliments all the time from both men and women but I actually hang out around people with friends and who have sex

>>202388168
see >>202388169

>>202388101
olivia utley makes me cream

rub my feet or else

mr inbetween was an absolute delight from start to finish they should have kept it going and let it get shit i would have watched another 3 seasons with gay abandon

>>202388113
I've got no data on it but I can only imagine the median "time since I started posting here" is >8 years because the UX is not zoomer friendly and younguns just have no need, they go to other social platforms,
so I'd say around 25.

>>202388169
It’s a self-deprecating remark about how he’s the kind of incel freak who can only pull low status foreign women. Hope this helps, x

>>202388086
calm down povvo
>>202388090
what? are you completely blind

>>202388186
I'm talking about here in the UK (in the BRITISH general) not in fucking yankland where they cheer and celebrate when you do a poo

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>>202388199

Zimbabwe looking peng

>>202388170
cos it's been the same fucking look for twenty years sick to the bastard death of it. hate it and all the carbon copy sophies and chloes

Wonder how Commiemong is coping today after all those brown lads got blown up with pagers

>>202388148
there's plenty of good threads. probably my second favourite board

>>202388213
At least he can pull instead of larp about his maladaptive daydreams

>?

cope

>>202388223
this nigga got to be baiting

>>202388200
I’ll do more than rub them

https://www.youtube.com/live/9s6imDGjy08?si=x8GuQc-_C7QepXRH

Let's get speed to 1 million concurrent views lads

>>202388037
you are just ugly mate sorry
I'm tall and handsome that's how I know it's sincere

>>202388253
project on

My BF claims one of his friends wore a condom during sex and when he took it off his penis turned blue and almost fell off.. is this story real or just a way for him to refuse wearing condoms?

>>202388264
>I'm tall and handsome
Post a pic

toil in 2 hours. not happy.

>>202388249
bizarre post

>>202388101
I think I'm a bit broken from being a loser in my teens but I cannot find this attractive
my mind just labels "shallow, bitch"

>>202388228
Why would I want compliments from a bunch of worthless virgin freaks who are too afraid to leave their homes?

>>202388204
loved it too but one thing what pissed me off a bit was the writers were obviously catering to the yank market, he says "sixth grade" instead of "grade six/year six" and i nearly vomited out of instinct. there's also a scene with what are apparently dim sims but they're just eating regular chinese dumplings, not on is it

>>202388169
no, it's celebrating the fact that what you think is a joke (someone on this board being in a relationship with an asian) has produced something that has created happiness while every other post in here, especially yours, are just seethe

be happy in life mate

>>202388289
Ktim, I can’t get turned on by conventionally attractive women. I only get horny for ugly/fat women because they’re more attainable

>>202388286
>switch vpn off
>go all lower case
nice one paedo boy

>>202388328
>>202388289
ktim
you are aware that she's 'hot' but you do not feel it

>>202388277
so you can rub off your little japseye to it? no thanks shan't be doing that

>>202388309
Trust the "Australian" to be getting annoyed that Chinese food isn't represented properly

>>202388310
Creepy cunt

>>202388330
bizarre post

>>202388351
dim sims are an australian invention you fucking lunatic

>>202388342
>you are aware that she's 'hot' but you do not feel it
yeah exactly
it's almost a bit gay tbqh

sorry it was all a larp i don't have kids let alone a daughter

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What a beautiful young woman
I bet she has 2,000 likes

seeing some spamming/flooding

>>202388309
>catering to the yank market, he says "sixth grade" instead of "grade six/year six" and i nearly vomited out of instinct.
stuff like this is actually enough to make me drop a show on the spot

>>202388404
a pretty thing like that doesn't stay single long!

embodying poo

chiko roll up the arse

>>202388395
what a time to be alive

computer seems to be having a bit of trouble uploading files

Whatever happened to Sara Davison?

>>202388404
too plain. doesn't do it for me. don't think she'd be an exciting life partner

>>202388470
got a wife an kids

>>202388472
Would you?

>>202388404
definition of mid

>>202388470
you havent heard the tale of the rebellious girl who fell into the bog?

>>202388309
ok the daughter taking ecstasy and the fight about the unicorn candle were a bit naff and ray letting freddie walk away was sort of strange but still cracking show a very nice change of pace from all the utter slop i watch

Estonian intelligence thinks the Russians are advancing with the goal of capturing Avdeevka

>>202388308
Who the fuck said they were going to compliment you? Get over yourself
>>202388345
Can't can you because you're not handsome and you know it deep down

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For me it’s Zhongguo princesses

its 12:00 !

>>202388485
would consider a date if I were a playboy shagger making big money in the city and just needed a place to park it for one night
otherwise no

>>202388540
thanks, keep me posted

never heard of this fabled "mr inbetween"

>>202388525
>Who the fuck said they were going to compliment you? Get over yourself
Nobody, I don’t want your compliments, if you’re complimenting me then I’m going to take it as a sign I’m doing something wrong because I don’t trust the judgement of some unmarried virgin faggot who can’t talk to women and lives with his parents

bit mental than we can't just heal like wolverine and that innit
can't grow back a limb or an organ
bit shit

>>202388543
Are you?

>>202388552
im going to now

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Dark episode this, didnt enjoy it.

mousenonce melty on /cum/ nonstop since 5am greenwich time last night.

somebody poison all the Yorkshire pudding in Scotland please

>>202388566
thats what we do with our nails on our fingers an toesies... they grow by cell divison

>>202388470
saggy sara?

>>202388559
Sort your life out mate go get some dimmies mate alright mate?

>>202388566
mental how we DO heal on a small level like with cuts and that
imagine if we could reverse aging

202388560
Nobody cares shut the fuck up already fucking yanks and their
>I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER I'M SO AMAZING
syndrome you're all fucking the same

>>202388559
that's how your mum calls my willy

>>202388588
wasnt even awake at that time you fat retard. go away

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....uuuurrrrp

>>202388567
absolutely not

>too plain
ah yes I also think that *checks notes* tattooed whores with piercings everywhere make better more stable life partners

>>202388595
you mean dim sims?

mouthyank
>posts his hideous fits and lifestyle here
>then larps about it
lol, lmao even

yawwwn bit sleepy am i

>>202388616
Will you ever be?

office work is fake and gay and makes me want to die
might get a physical job
what's a not grim physical job
is working in a bar bad?
fuck retail though

>>202388607
We ARE the main characters and you’re an irrelevant rainy North Atlantic backwater museum island and you’re being culturally replaced by us, suck my huge American cock nerd we own you, now host our military installations and shut the fuck up

>>202388613
oh you've gone and done it again haven't you lad

>>202388540
mousenonce you're late we already rung the bells you missed it

the beatles were the definition of mid

>>202388613
Havent eaten chocolate in many months

>>202388625
I mean dimmies champ

>>202388660
that is fine

>>202388648
mate I've done physical labour and worked in warehouses etc before, would stick with my office job any day of the week

quite like how the latest israel debacle is opening up normie eyes to the inherent evil of the jewish mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFKYMx92CDY&t=1s
Sums up every yank

>>202388650
then why aren't you on /cum/

>>202388607
>>202388611
oh my stars you're here too you mulatted faggot

yes you were awake and spamming, don't lie, >>202381194

>>202388680
AHH it's all so tiresome fuck me I'm useless

>>202388688
done his fatass

>>202388677
righto

Would like to do some shifts with evri, looks fun

>>202388625
dimmies is a real word people say irl why are you acting as if it's not

fat lying and trying to start shit not in /cum/ because its dead hours because hes an attentionwhore and needs attention when he melts down and causes problems

>>202388682
they booby trapped devices used by known terrorists I don't see how it is evil

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inflation doesn't seem fair why do I get poorer each month? where does the difference in the price of everything going up go? must end up somewhere

>>202388648
>physical toil
the body is enslaved but the mind is largely free (provided this isn't a technical role)
>office toil
the body is rested but the mind is trapped

>>202388716
being purposefully obtuse you see

Unironically how do i stop looking at cuckold porn? It’s just so fucking hot

is fat our new villain

>>202388686
imogen thomas, peng

>>202388690
you got your times wrong
now, fuck off back to /cum/ you fat retard. i shant be discussing this further with you, and without me, you get no replies

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they made a comic about mousenonce

>>202388686
rip

>>202388738
beautifully put. stealing this

>>202388682
Making hezbollohs shit blow up isnt evil.

>>202388661
More like the Buttholes

>>202388726
im not just talking about that i mean all the shite since last october
people are getting sicker and sicker of israel in general though i don't expect it to really go anywhere. nothing ever happens of course

>>202388734
Imagine just being a wealthy shareholder
All you do is stick generational wealth into companies, attend some calls, and do nothing else but rake in the profits generated by the work of others
This system is insanely broken

>>202388738
if it's in person in the office your body is trapped there too

>>202388716
>dimmies is a real word people say irl
maybe in smelbourne

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>>202388661

go on then i will see if that gets replies now

watching yanks try is so painful that it is almost like they are trying to make everyone who hasnt filtered them learned helplessness. just cringe over and over and over again

>>202388755
this is political commentary on usa letting zionists run amok

>>202388740
positively dastardly

>>202388775
>This system is insanely broken
got the answers then?

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LOVE Ringo Starr but in his capacity as narrator of the early seasons of Thomas the Tank Engine

>>202388725
you stayed up through the dead of night in your timezone just to spam /cum/ for 7 hours

might as well get /cum/ tattooed on your forehead

>>202388771
its true they really overreacted to that terrorist attack like just get over it you know?

>>202388803
return to monke

3rd time in a row now I’ve got a number off a girl on a dating app agreeing to meet up and then she never replies to my first message on whatsapp
So deflating

>>202388795
Yank responses are so devoid of wit, humour and joviality I don't even bother responding to them. It's always just an assertion of their supposed amazingness and nothing else.

>>202388823
1 shekel has been deposited into your account

>>202385408
>>202385408
>>202385408

Never cared too much for The Beatles meself. I mean, yeah... their music was pretty different for the time but it's not exactly earth-shattering stuff. Extremely Boomer-coded too.

>>202388830
crikey that must suck, sorry to hear lad

nobody still living should be mythologised. it's deeply unsettling that beatles have this aura while paul mccartney just out there walking around

>>202388848
You a bad man

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>>202388836
we yearn for the wit and originality of >>202388846

>>202388848
fuck off

>>202388621
>life partners
Doesn't exist