grannyshagger edish
poo egg.
F
buying £5 worth of Africa tomorrow going to give the people living there some free butter sandwiches every month so they start to have 20 kids instead of 6in 200,000 years the amount of oil ill have from those dead blacks will be immense
Ortega sph edition
>Africa the only seriously Christian place left>Has a sustainable populationSo the rest of the world will die while the African races live on their ruins and wonder why they didn't just stop using contraception
>>202393352If somebody tells you, you cannot be fired, that's because they have taken control of your life and decided you were their serf for them to do with as they please.
a tripling of the population each generation is the minimum for sustainability
LIVERPOOL
>>202393415gonna suck for those Africans when theres no more white man to give them gibs could you imagine America was just all black people from the very start? wait they tried that could you imagine America had all half black people from the start? would be making 4/5ths an America >>202393440shut up. pol is posting their graphs
>>202393415they'll be too busy serving their chinese masters to wonder about anything
it's crazy how important is to get a partner/child by time you're 30. once you reach my age without them you lose all lust for life
if stars are bright lights then whys the sky dark
>>202393415them pacific islanders are mentally ill with how christian they area shitload of mormons amongst them too which is rather petrubing
>>202393476>fricans when theres no more white man to give them gibsYes Africa will collapse once it's farmers and tailors can work again
>>202393492You can still enjoy everything as a bachelor well into your 30s. The worst mistake is shacking up with the first mediocre bird you stumble upon out of desperation
window open for air flow purposesleccy blanket on for comfy purposes
>>202393492i’m in the midst of baby/marriage fever and i’m 25. i’ll marry some mid christian girl if i have to in the next years. i need to have children or i’ll genuinely kill myself
>>202393530>leccy blanket on for comfy purposesbro lives in Shetland
Was reading about a 23 year old gyppo woman who lives in a traveller caravan getting a £170 fine for a £250 dine and dash in wagamamas and she basically said she gets £600 UC, £500 in PIP for her mental health and an extra £500 for the 'kids' (yeah right) £1600 a month to pure scum so they can continue living like parasitesvery cool britain!
>>202393569tobes
>>202393528no you cant theres literally no point at that stagei have 6 figures and can't even bring myself to exit my house to get food
>if sound could travel in a vacuumwut
fat sister is here
>>202393588Grow out of that then. Go swim some laps at the pool you'll feel better
It must be sad being an African manWant to be a tailor? NATO sends endless amounts of cheap free clothing to your townWant to farm? NATO ships in animal feedAnd you want to stop this? NATO would embargo your country into destruction
fifteen dim sims in the air fryer
>>202393528the worst mistake is actually living in france
>>202393496it's not though is itcurrently very bright outside
>>202393604to be fair there’s no such thing as a perfect vacuum so even if there is one atom within said vacuum sound could technically travel
>>202393577I should migrate
Went to bed around midnight. Woke up and it’s 3pm.How’s that happened then? I wasn’t even tired.
>>202393456thats lovely, could do with some diversity though
times youve seen your dad's willy:times your dads seen yours:
>>202393577and how much tax do you pay?
if sound could travel it would fly Ryanair
might just give up on life and get into star trek
>>202393632if the couldnt werent so shit they could have an economy where people have money to spend on not hand-me-downs to buy nice clothes from tailors and pay them NATO isnt why the Africans arent farming
>>202393676alri Peggy Olson, this won't do it
>>202393630no point. no one to bother doing it for
>>202393604moronic leafutterly moronic leafprobably woke too given you're a leaffuck you
>>202393632nothing stopping them from joining nato jnr and helping on the frontlines of ukraine. good money that can be sent as remittances
>>202393669have a distinct recollection of kicking my dad in the face and calling him a bent pedo when he tried to change my diapers at 3 months old
>>202393648that name ive heard it before... in a dream....
upload my baby mommas chil craacka. sheee
>>202393703Get fit and go meet some younger birds (legal) then you runtoidIf you still have all your hair and you're not overweight you have no excuse
>>202393730toby you're a paedo
all my hair. yeh. haha
>>202393731still no point since clathrate gun 2026
right time to tune in to gaming
>>202393730you can’t post the children
call at half three then i think i'll finish toil on the settee
all objective conclusions are ultimately founded upon the subjective conditioning/worldview of its researchers and participants.
>>202393750is it a combo of anterior pelvic tilt and the cut of her underwear or just her atp that makes her look like that?
>>202393762Yes yes gas locked in ice, underwater methane, peak oil ... grow up
>>202393731>If you still have all your hairWell then that's tonight's uber booking to clifton suspension bridge sorted x
>>202393786On tbe last call now, its an hour longPray for mojo
>>202264029>our system thinks your post is spam1/?
>nothing stopping them joining NATOYes why don't the Kenyans join the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation
>>202393793all objective poos are ultimately founded upon the subjective poo/egg of its researchers and participants.
>>202393415pretty much
>>202393645not sound though>>202393704explain it to me if you're so smart
The Big Bang theory was invented by Edgar allen Poe in his very last work entitled "Eureka"
my chud glasses are falling apart. Tried super glueing them back together but it didn't work. need to get new glasses, had these ones about 6 years to be fair
>>202263743 2/?
s g l
>>202393863roar at this
>>202393828read the post again xx
>>202393808It's what I notice in guys I know. Bald heads settle for a woman in their age fork (early 30s, often pudgy and worn out like a cumsock) while full head of hair lads can still pick and choose. I'd say it's more important than height once yo ureach the late 20s
>>202263780 3/?
Toby hella fruity
>>202263785 4/?
>>202393863he says thats a parasite called adam pretending to be him. he does not claim responsibility for the attacks
when mn and spaino and diego and canada and heathermong arent here this place is heavenly i could post all day
>>202263790
tobes being a cuck is very concerning, made me lose a lot of respect for him
>>202393902alri, chloe
mental that women arouses us so much we're willing to suck on their toes, sniff their arse, inhale their fartsis there a woman on earth who is that aroused by men?I doubt it.
>>202263805
been holding in that wee so long it came spurting out like i was jizzing in finnsters bum hole
>>202393973sometimes i feel that the misso genuinely loves me. i don't understand it
>>202393973women who roid for sport / bodybuildingit's just testosterone after all
Why do you always take the piss out of me? Why not take the piss out of someone else for a change?
>>2023939535/5
>>202393962>cuckhe’s a lot more than that
>>202394021you're an easy targetone of life's victims
muslims threatening not to purchase western-manufactured pagers anymorewhite man perplexed they still were using something that became obsolete 30 years ago
>>202393588>i feel like a loser, therefore everyone else must do too!
>>202394021idk who you are but i know people with chan names are losers
my pastor said women look for stability above allsounds kind of incelish
adam loves his niggers doesnt me
>>202394021why are you picking me out a crowd says man with a bit sign above his head that says pick me
>>202393577She sounds based. You’re just mad that you’re a little wimp cuck who plays by the rules
why is training core so horrible
>Hillside is one of the largest undeveloped copper projects in Australia and currently contains a Mineral Resource of 1.9Mt of copper (Cu) and 1.5Moz of gold (Au)mad how some guy looks at some rock and works out its valuable and makes billions of dollars and employs people for years while for everyone else it's just another stupid rock getting in the way
>>202394083Right, once again, I am a WOMAN.
>>202394066oh
>>202394091if it was easy then everyone would have a 6 pack now wouldn't they?
>>202394101What's going to happen once we'll have mined all the rocks
>>202394106you're spaino
No-one cares about your little name dramas you fucking discord cretins
>>202394021bcos the trip innit
>>202394116shut up nigga
>>202394106women dont constantly say "mate"
got cocky with a ginger nut and it sank to the bottom of my sports direct mug
She did nothing wrong
>>202393808Haha x
>>202394150what creature?
>>202394150I heard racoons are all rabid and yanks shoot them on sight
Where are all the fucking jobs lads?
>>202394166definitely a case of doctors finding the spacker on staff to blame all their issues on
>>202394188
>>202393492If you want children mate there are plenty of women on the market at that age.
u want to do surgery on babies as a job
>>202394195have you considered retraining in cyber
>>202394227dont want a down syndrome kid but thanks
>>202394195applied for mcdonalds assistant trainee cashier with my stem masters degree got turned down for poor communicative skills during interview
>>202394192
>>202394195>>202394235Yeah get into CS and there's fucking millions, recruiters are forever pestering me
i want to put the crying baby on some scales and test vitals best thing about doing a surgery on babies, they cant talk. so annoying peoplefigure it out myself
big plate of ethiopian poo scran for tea
nth for the baddiedem
>>202394256did you remember suit and tie/firm handshake/eye contact
Might buy some stockings to wank in
not sure what to rewatch, harry potter or twilight
>>202394235I’m amazing at cyber the girls go mad for me
>>202394324you mean like use them as a recepticle to wank into...?
this woman was talking to pharma about kidney meds one time and it was some shit i forgot what, but it was one of those common ways people can misread a label you knowthe pharmacist gave me a real stink eye the other day when he was outside on the phone and i was walking past i was reading about chromosomes that week so i attributed the problem to a hydroxytrypatmine receptor when it was non cooperation
>>202394324what over your cock you mean or over your legs
>>202394235>>202394263I did a fucking cybsec degree and then spent two years working in a data centre, then I went to Japan for a month after quitting my job and now no one fucking replies to me
>>202394344ITV will surely be starting their Harry Potter run soon, always show the films in the lead up to christmas so you'll get them thenbest go with twilight
>>202394274
>>202394106>I am a WOMAN.brookie...
scranning the aforementioned 15 dim sims
might get into cyber security myself. Infrastructure Engineer is a boring meme job
saw a Fin saying he swallows aristocratic cum. i swallow hobo cum and pay them for the privilege
>>202394369>>202394355cum on them and sell them to leftypol freaks as a hot trannies wankstained stockings
>>202394378nothing wrong with that
>>202394293be in al kamil w'al wafi, God willing
>>202394377good point so it is, twilight it shall be
Thinking of going on a one week berlin bender in october
>>202394127we will have to import them
>>202394400all jobs are boring
>>202394393you airfried SIM cards or dim sum?
>>202394377cannot for the life of me fathom watching a film on tv that has ad breaksutterly bizarre
>>202394355>>202394369To wear while i wank
>>202394400>Infrastructure Engineer is a boring meme jobif it is, then while you are working there just done tell her about shit on a date sounds like a job for getting PUSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>JUST IN - New wave of device explosions in Lebanon: reports
>>202394444aha x
>>202394411good business plot, expect a few surreptitious sales to rorke as well
rorke kicking his feet and giggling at videos such as this
>>202394441true but cyber security is a boring job that can pay double what I earn now
wish i worked for an energy company
>>202394469what spacker doesnt ditch his pager after that
>>202394448Ah right. Tights are sexier but harder to wank in. In a way that's part of the fun
big fan of attractive corporate womenhttps://www.crai.com/our-people/alexandra-knatchbull/
SCREECHINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUCQwFXgL_I&ab_channel=TheBublicGamer2
seriously though i dont know how to get a job doing what i want to do
>>202394445I can understand where you're coming from but there's something to be said for watching a film as it appears on TV naturally. A comfiness.You know that there will be hundreds, thousands of people up and down the nation also watching that film at the exact same time. And you get scheduled ad breaks to go and pee / boil the kettle / refill your glass. There's also none of the mental effort required in picking what to watch; you just have to watch whatever shite movie is on the telly.
>>202394533try doing what you dont want to do
>>202394533did you go to uni?do you have any trades?any work experience?when was your last job?
>>202394445Would be a welcome relief from Harry Potter or Twilight
>>202394089being a criminal parasite is not based
>>202394538you enjoy the ritual of the herd, do you?
>>202394533what do you want to do
>>202394533You need to get an education first. A degree is a good idea. Otherwise, you can only really work in retail, factories or call centres.
>>202394555yehyehyehprefer not to say
i want to do heart surgery on babies
my hungry ass could not be a brain surgeon
>>202394579big money in that if you leave britain and go to australia or the usno point being a doctor in britain unless you're an african trying to get citizenship for some reason
>>202394424qui asked
>>202394579
>>202394603Australia doctoring is good if you like slapping meth heads cause all you are basically ex-prisoners so
>>202394538I get this too, late night on halloween whatever is on BBC is also a good'un, was hellraiser last timeJust choosing anything you want is great when you need that but also quite soulless and isolating and makes it easy to not pay attention
>>202394571>yehdid you study in a highly specialized field?>yehwhat trades specifically? are you certified?>yehdid you apply your uni or tradie experience in this job>prefer not to saypussy
lot of work for brain surgery in Australia (not for me, for other anon) lots of car crashes
leftypols partner suffering from long covid brain fog
exploding pager just blew my bollocks off
>>202394518When I see people like this I often think "would this person be averse to schmoozing, flirting, cheating, shagging their coworkers / boss etc to climb the corporate ladder?" and I often assume they wouldn't say no to all that if it meant getting what they want.I dunno I just think I have very little faith in humanity and I feel like the veneer of success some people pride themselves in is hiding a sleazy, immoral side that reveals the ugliness of human nature. But who's to say people aren't simply more driven, smarter and more discplined than I am and that they earned everything they have by rights? Perhaps I am simply cynical, depressed and bitter.
>>202394680they shouldthey should cut out a part of the persons brain every time
emergencypaging dr beatemergencyemergencypaging d-
getting brain surgery from your mom if you know what i mean haha
>>202394533>>202394533could try Civil Service. They always got entry level shit going
>>202394569What career you eyeing up with your biology degree, Employed Woman?
ktsshhhh earth to rorke come in rorke
>>202394445people used to do this all the time and it was totally normalit still feels totally normal for those of us who didn't have on-demand stuff growing up
>>202394705do you think she's spending her evenings making vacuous posts on an anime forum or improving herself?
>>202394727no. if the fire service sets fire to a hosue ill run into it for like $200 though they get paid more than that i bet
>>202394765FOY
Sir £100,000 in tickets and gifts more than any other recent party leader Starmer
if i learned how to build a house and made a crude out out of cinder blocks, and when the fire service was on break i set it on fire for them, do you think they would come out to host the public and eat sausages while i set everything alight?
Watching Shadow of Israphel
>>202394801FOY
slurpin it, swallowin it, garglin it. that's me, your friendly neighborhood cum slurpin' fucken' whore
>>202394748That's a bit reductive. I didn't suggest it was either this or that.
>>202394745and I'm sure the penny farthing feels natural as well grandad but it's time to move on
>>202394800adam>>202394811Americans build their buildings out of wood, not cinder blocks
>>202394833FOY
>>202394705when i see her I think manjawwe are not the same
>>202394810you know the last episode of that shit was released about an hour or two before London 2012's opening ceremony?madness
>>202394765got 34k starting salary there last year, never worked a day in my life before. not necessarily quite as low paying as you might think
>>202394391>le pizza waffle!i say this
>>202394857FOY
>>202394800people like this unironically need to be arrested
born to die by Lana Del Reytune
starting to feel like it might be time to filter australians
>>202394889and what crime did they commit, rorkey?
what if peple with ACS problems were given morphine-glucose
Have an alkie neighbour next door who came round wanting to use my phone to order alcohol online. She reeks of cat piss but I think I can extort her for sex at some point, just so I'm no longer a virgin
>>202394906:(
>>202394820not attacking you mate, but you get my point yeh?1% improvement per day1.01^365=37.8you'll be 38 times better than you were a year ago somehow
>>202394906wtf? where did that come from lad
i'm wicked and i'm lazy
>>202393347stupid movie made me cry
new rule no posting peng tings unless im consistently having sex
Alexander Hamilton my name is Alexander Hamilton
Life was better before all this choice in contentYou'd watch your robot wars, your top gear, your simpsons, your scrapheap challenge, and whatever the film that was on at night was the one you'd watch, no need to endlessly browse constantly regenerating menus and scrolling through multiple apps for longer than you're actually going to sit and watchSimpler, gentler times
failing the Duolingo course because im too spastic to speak out loud properly. it not right
>>202394930Rofl rorke is a brown middle eastern woman with a hijab
>>202394964>You'd watch your robot warshypnodisc was the GOAT
>>202394962FOY
and theres a million things i havent donebut just you waitjust you waaaaaait
>>202394964many times I have scrolled Netflix then just closed the thing down without choosing anythingsomehow I would rather watch nothing than CHOOSE to watch something and it turns out crap.
>>202394930is this real
buying all of hezbollah's remaining pagers and stacking them up on my nads in anticipation
>>202394930screan
>>202395010
i love Reggie :3
>>202395027apparently the explosions today are from walkie talkies
well, rorke?
the simpsons followed by fresh princethose were the good old days
>>202395010pseudomouse pseudomouse pseudomouse
just got brutally raped up my bussy by an alien with a gigantic willy
>>202395051more like chatty splatties
>>202394854weird that they just abandoned it - wonder whythey recorded at least another two episodes after that and it was their most popular series just a bit strange
>>202395054moist, zesty, a little fruity
>>202394964we are in a crisis of overabundance of information
i miss reggie... cant have shit
>>202395066some nights it was just star trek though
>>202394150where is mama's babies? :(
>>202395066we have to go back
failing life because im too spastic to speak out loud properly. it not right
>>202395101not for mecouldnt stand that dry, boring tripe when i was younger and can't stand that dry, boring tripe now
>>202395103up my bum ;_;
>>202394869based gyaldem appreciator
post the Canadian guy in the bath you wont
Dozens of people have been wounded by the latest explosions in Lebanon, security sources say.Witnesses told Reuters that walkie-talkies used by Hezbollah have detonated in the country's south and in the southern suburbs of the capital, Beirut.
>>202395054in most gay relationships is there a constant top and bottom?
>>202395145???
>>202394970You can make grunting sounds that somewhat resemble the words and it'll pass
>>202394964*leans back in my rocking chair*Back in my day when there was nothing good on tv you would go do something else. Read a book, play with your toys, ride your bike in the streets.Problem with kids these days is that there is always something to watch so they never have to do anything else.
>>202395158usually yeah
>>202395155and hezbollah/iran will do nothing nothing ever happens
he wont
>>202395121yes probably a tad too intellectual for you i expect
imagine a /brit/ on /qst/
>>202395190It will be done my lord.
shoot me in the fucking face... with CUM!
>>202395169what kind of toys
>>202395169There is a hint of truth to this stuff desu
NEW>>>/qst/6106259>>>/qst/6106259>>>/qst/6106259
>>202395155>walkie talkies nowfucking hell
talk about medicine
I will be Tilde's bf
Never see blatantly underage lads trying to get served in places anymore do you
>>202395186there are plenty of logical inconsistencies in star trek, enough to render the program as intellectually bankrupt really despite its cult status as being a smart show for smart people
mad how indians made that whole fuss with apu on the simpsons being a negative stereotype but now that he's gone indian immigrants look like fucking animals in comparison kek
>>202395262why you pining for a time when you saw underage lads
not actually gay, just a quick disclaimer
>>202395262You do yeah
im on that ivermectinamine pack
>>202395262cheaper for them to drink at home or in the park on supermarket stuff innitif you're like 15/16 you're hardly able to afford 6 quid a pint
>>202395224One of those balls that went "whhhhheeeeeeeee" when you threw it
Sir Quick Disclaimer
>>202395299i'd forgotten about thathave teh trumpsters finally taken the vaxx?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrezsD2LkNkmmm, lick
>>202395268yeah? how interesting
unemploymentberg utterly doing me in
>>202395327its not about the vaccine its like xylazine but i wanted to say ivermectin
the noo>>>/qst/6106259>>>/qst/6106259>>>/qst/6106259
we're not going to your shit thread, fuck off
>>202395350you have all the time in the world
>>202395363spaedo will have a melty over this
>>202395350Get a job then you lazy scrote
New>>202395375
>>202395372what does he have to do with iti made the qst new
going to deactivate the trip now and go back to posting normally. i could be any one of the australian flags you see next. always remember that
huge poos everybum
