thin crust edition
>>202395375would scran that in a heartbeat
i smoking that methamcrackcocainamine
Going to start one of those youtube channels where it's like "Real INCEL reacts to videos of couples".Reckon that'll do well
everyone has a plan until they get shagged in the face
>>202395375scran
Imagine del boy sold a load of dodgy pagers to a lebanese lad aha
>>202395443dude cody i'd totally frickin scrayn that shit bro
im smoking that methamethpropyldecaylfol
>>202395456oh my dayyyyyyys*starts doing a fortnite dance*
>>202395375Good edish
>>202395473in what fucking world is a crossposted /tv/ meme a good edtion
im smoking them opps i giving them that holocaust treatment to the opps
>>202395484from a jf as well
>>202395493my killy. bro on a mad ting
I’m a firm supporter of LGB rightsSide note - 6 character captcha wow
>Police "find explosives" in a car near Trump's rally site on Long Island ahead of his speech this evening
soon to become a wizard! gonna turn 30, experienceless
im smoking my mate stuart's cock
for me, it's beautiful slim naked women with round perky breasts and firm shapely arses
>>202395521I don't remember sitting in a car in long island after eating an indian curry.
>>202395521which British county is Long Island in again?
all he wanted was a carrot :(
>>202395505it's all good and well for humans to become vegetarian, but what about all the carnivorous animals? wittgenstein didn't think of that did he
>>>previous threadyeah i agree i think reality is that even if you wanted to underage drink in a pub at this point going on your lonesomes and having 6 quid + for a pint is just unrealistic when they can drink 4 in the park for the same money
>>202395532
looking at pictures of girls with big boobs
>>202395522and?
i smoking that kush haze from the homies mouth. brain neuron weed receptors going supercritical, nuclear fission underway inside my body from this bank pouch - shits so fire its got the ESL learners speaking in their home tounges at the civil center
>>202395558Multiple actually
>>202395581i need her or a woman like her
>>202395532Sounds pretty gay. Real men just like fighting.
>>202395517this but also LGBT rights *does a trans rights dance with my cock up my bum*
my pack so loud its got the jamacians speaking in ol Englishtell me who could of taught them that, other than those demons were talking to
she craves a man with that limpopo swag
nothin' like a nice pair of tits
pack so loud its got the black as coal, 1/36th Jamacian ancestry American black from the hood doing the fish flip dance around the boys
grim
pack so loud ive been selling it on Amazon as those 1000dB car horn mods, laundering money from the government via Amazon. my shit go global and on Amazon
>Reports of more electronic device explosions in Lebanon>local media is reporting explosions in the capital Beirut, as well as the coastal city of Tyre, with one incident apparently taking place at the funeral of a Hezbollah member.
Honestly feel kind of intimidated that my gf has more educational qualifications than me and might be about to get a good job while I'm stuck in retail
pack so loud the sound units have been converted to light years
breasts
>>202395650holy vaxoli
if you're drinking more than 4 pints in a night then you're low iq anyway
Atheism left an empty spaceSecular religion took its place But left the people in despair Childless hedonism sans careMaybe religion’s not so badTo keep you from being sad
>>202395650Why would 2 lads in their 20s and 1 man in his 50s be given covid-19 vaccination appointments on the same day?
>>202395698
pack so loud it started superconducting and turned the inside of my body into static, went into a trip wherein i could see my body and it was all static. i took a bite. had a game of "punch arms" with a lesbian and didnt want to hit her so she won
when a veluptuous 8ft tall woman's large, round breasts are suffocating my face as she bounces up and down on my willard
>>202395685I always watch this one because she's hot
>>202395801how can you ever accuse anyone else of spamming/flooding when you do this shit
>>202395521trump went from twitter to truth social now to pagers omd
>>202395685on her way to east croydon
pack so loud they thought it was a jet engine. i broke into the UK RAF airplane base and hid in plain sight smoking a joint because they all thought i was a jet plane or something
>loud pack>A strong smelling bag of marijuana.>I'm smoking on that that loud pack.
pack got me talking like walt jr
might stop paying into my pension not sure I want to be alive anyway in 30 years the way this country is going
weed. Marijuana, even.
tidied the garden, looks better now
bag so strong smelling bag that it needs its own catalytic converter my weed comes with its own chemical equation with cat. -> Pb. used
yeah drugs and that
>>2023956984.5% increase per year is actually larger than i expected
'bout to go crazy
what does a simple man like me need a vpn for? asking in an earnest way, what's the benefit, etc.
>>202395875ktimI reached the minimum 10 years of national insurance payments to get the minimum state pension. If by some miracle I'm still alive and living in the UK by retirement age at least I'll have that
smoking on that shroud pack cause im shrouded in mystery
pack so loud the centrelink smelt it and redirected my path to the aboriginals
is it worth it trying to move out and get a job rn or are we going to be at war this time next year
1 day of nofap and already got a raise, a woman's phone number and joined a gym and did my workoutexplain this leftypol, you piece of shit
>>202395924soothes the schizophrenic voice in your head that tells you what you have to say is actually important
reckon i'd be a no hoper loser if i lived in england but instead i'm a well-adjusted happy shagger living in australia
pack i get from scanning a QR code at the telephone booth so loud the bag comes with its own RGB lights. ive no idea how they could afford that other than with slave labour on the farm
drunk 7 monsters in a day and pissed a hole through the toilet porcelain
>>202395951Me personally I am holding out for AI to make all jobs obsolete.I only have around 8 months worth of savings left though so I really need them to get on with it
The prime minister of this country gets paid LESS than £170k we are actually third world man hahahaha
israel did it again? oh no no no no
>>202395998he should be paid less frfr
pack so loud that when i smoked it i blacked out and woke up with the bag empty next to me, wrapped in tinfoil with a brain stain on it
>>202395992bit of a short runway that, my lad
FACT: Americans were cheered when they entered Basra and the people of Iraq toppled Hussein’s statue. The invasion of Iraq cannot be compared to the invasion of Ukraine
>>202395966
Feeling VERY curious.
>>202395999so women are more racist than men. it all makes sense now
>>202395966what a lack of vitamin bbc does to a clapmeat
pack so loud lsrael just destroyed it in a targeted explosion
>>202395966pretty weird
pack so loud it wont shut the fuck up. pack dont know when to quit
>>202395774EU4 muliplayer game is upcome join british
>>202395966she needs white man donations
>>202395966she wouldn't have ended up like this if she drank raw milk instead of oat milk
>>202396061you have severe autism
>>202396047FACT: america, basra, iraq, and Ukraine are not located within the United Kingdom
pack so loud its mixed with xylazine
>>202396061stop trolling outside of /b/ you child molester
>>202396059ladies don't make physical contact with strange men
shut the fuck up
if you have any questions about christanity i willl try to answer them to the best of my ability
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA0m69FPPpowow they did a video with explosions&fire they doin a lil science
>>202396109FACT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_involvement_in_the_Iraq_War
oat milk is shit but banana wave is pretty good
Fact into doubt won't go.
pack so loud it has the council on my back
weed so scientific they made it in a darkroom like in the photography club. others just growing it with UV light, im raising them in complete darkness just like my life nigga
>>202396170name?mad how blessed some women arelike average non fat female body is attractive anyway but some of them are unreal
where can i buy a pager?
my life is dark nigga. im edgyi wanna fucking kill myselfim gonna do it, and blame that on the government. nothing will change but im pushing a boulder. nothing in my life to by happy aboutso much sadness in my life that i smile at the bad shit by now
>>202396170those breasts need to be licked by someone attractive and wealthy
>>202396193iconic kendrick line that (8) if a flower bloomed ion a dark room would you trust it (8)
>>202396170violent hoodlums only
>>202396223lebanon
>>202396170suppose I should wank to this?sully another site, you coward
smoking on that South Zone pack
>>202396239Based Bex
fuck off diego
Getting the gay porn on
had a homosexual dream last night that i was kissing and cuddling with a ripped twink bit gay of me really
>>202396208conniehttps://www.instagram.com/conniethompson.x/
burritos for tea
buying banana to soak the peel in water. the nmixing it with my piss. then it has water (my piss)
>>202396293first and 1st of only 2 ever wet dreams i had was over a guy at schooli am 100% straight weird that isnt it
pack so loud got me feeling like goku
my haemorrhoids are thrombosed
>>202396293Sounds fucking hot desu
>>202396293only gay if it was a wet dream, i reckon
>>202396303thx face is a let down tbqh
pack so loud its got me worried about normies for if theyre secret agents searching for me. pack got me smiling at random single mothers and letting them on the bus before me so she can get her pram on. pack got the single mother staring at me the whole trip because that shits the highlight of her week, as obviously she isnt going to be doing so good
burrito wanker loves his burritos
>>202396373banger
pack so loud i got tinittus
>>202396410haha
>>202396373good post
my haemorrhoids are thrombased
only neocons and israelis seem to have a problem with hezbollah
bitch didnt know im unemployed thought i was a provider
https://files.catbox.moe/v7z1uz.mp4
Home solar energy systems exploded in several areas of Beirut
WOW YOU CAN MAKE CHLORINE GAS (IN A FLASK) AND DETONATE IT WITH CALCIUM CARBIDE
need a bf
>>202396488
>>202396488haha
need to get maxmoefoe drunk and lick his face and front teeth
Breaking Bad: Glasgow
>>202396571yo this is fucked
>>202395456>>202395469screaming
>>202396488Getting real slutty vibes from herLike you know she's gonna grow up to be a high school teacher who seduces her students
>>202396571haha
>>202396571
>>202396628you people are a fucking nightmare
proper terrorism tactics from israel
>>202396628
>>202396663
luv school teachers and future school teachers
i'm going to be honest with you lads. i didn't know that foetuses can sleep. i just thought they laid awake the whole time inside a woman (i guess, cause i'd never really thought about it).anyway, they sleep. and they develop sleeping patterns. and get woken up by what's going on outside. that's simply amazing
>>202396719almost like it's a living thing
>>202396719...did you learn that from the black science iron man interview
>>202396719This is the kind of interesting posts that toby should be making. Toby, you seeing this? Take notes son
>>202396719NOO HECKIN SCIENCE SAYS WE CAN KILL THEM AT WHIM
Who's your favourite Spice Girl?
>>202395685interesting how much of this video is focused on showcasing her tits and arse
what if israel intercepts the sex arse supply chain and implants small explosive devices inside the sex arses that detonate when you shag them and blow your cock off?
>>202396719going to scream at every pregnant woman i see now
>>202396780sportywhy?dat TUM
>>202396749 I'll believe it when I see it.
>>202396793I do this anyway lol
im smoking that server room CO2 fire extinguisher
>>202396793
>>202396639me simultaneously in the "should be raised" and "don't know" categories
>>202396780sporty because she looks like cat power
>The government and the union have refused to release an exact figure of what the average salary of a train driver will be following the pay rises. In 2023, the average wage was £60,055 per year, according to the Rail Delivery Group, which represents train companies. Based on the pay increases announced, the BBC has calculated an average salary is estimated to be about £69,000 in 2024/25. Aslef said that when compounded, the offer works out at 15%, is backdated, pensionable and includes drivers who retired or left the industry during the dispute.That's an awful lot of money for something that could have and should have been automated 20 years ago.
>>202396571Haha take that you bitch
>>202396780crab paste ye basterd yer
>>202396845lol by the way you should watch the YT video about automatic elevators its really close to this the elevator operator man strikes
>Israel bombs Gaza school; two children among 12 killed in Lebanon blastsLIVE 2 hours ago
Any bad man in
>>202396845but the train network isn't automated so it's a moot pointif they government wanted to invest in modernising the railways then perhaps they should have done so years ago
>>202396875
>>202396882leftypol finna freak on a stack fr
>>202396484what am I watching here?
feeling restless. loads of energy and nothing to do
>>202396882the world is relentlessly cruel. but it has normies in it so i dont care
The niggers on the bus go bruv blud phamBruv blud phamBruv blud phamThe niggers on the bus go bruv blud phamAll day long!
>>202396875need this remade as a 4mb vp9 job
rorke describing things as degenerate in 2024
>>202396936>phamLmao
>>202396639in the 38%, me
100%ed Astro Bot and don't know what to do with myself now
Need a pooey fart done asap x
>>202396936
Canada and my DICK
>>202396936HA!
im smoking that loud quietlyim expressionless
>>202396990vile creature
need to be somewhere in 2 hoursnot enough time to do anything productivetoo much time to feel like I'm not pissing a load of time up the wall
>>202396990Looks like a bantu
>>202397042i could crack out three wanks in that time
neighbour dumping ammonia salts into the wall again
>>202396990so this is rorke
>>202396944leftypol defending the honour of gooning, furries, bronies, bug chasing, scat, findom, ball torture, gimp suits, anal prolapses, cuckolding, glory holes, piss play, autoerotic asphyxiation, autogynephilia, dogchains/costumes, drag queen story time etc in 2024
>>202396942>4mb vp9 jobthink this was the name of my last sex android
cheeky stocking filler
right get the cats posted
nothing wrong with furries
>>202397114vocaroo you saying thiswant to see how autistic and nasally you sound
What should I do this evening?It's nice and sunny out and 24c, and I feel we only have a handful of these days left remaining this year.I should go to a beer garden for one right?
>>202397114There are many ways to heaven
>>202397138Already got it preordered at weatherstones
>>202396780either of the Mels
>>202397151i for one will be playing video games and wanking
nobody signed my shirt on school leaving day back in the day.
>>202397167What so like mel gibson? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>202397150not gonna let a degenerate wrong'un like you wank off to my godly voice
A businesswoman who was arrested after sharing a fake name for the Southport attacker online will face no further action.Bernadette Spofforth, 55, from Chester was arrested on 8 August after reposting the fake name, commenting that if it were true there would be "hell to pay".She later deleted the post and apologised after realising the information was wrong.Cheshire Police did not name Ms Spofforth, but confirmed a 55-year-old woman from near Chester would face no further action.
>>202397175same
told mumberg she had a black clapper
>>202396821
>>202396990You know I'm working for the government, right Ton'?
breaking into nuclear reactor bases, finding the server room and smudging the books to rob the depleted uranium right from under the nose. anyways the government only had a problem with me making bullets this way when they found out it was for the squirrels - suddenly this is a bad thing im shooting them oops and not even aiming to kill. im causing long-term harm to these animals. exhibiting long and cruel punishments to these things
>>202397187spaffworth
rorke what's going on big buyyou just dropped nukebergstein
>>202397216screami
>>202397201what are you supposed to do if your lithium catches fire?
>>202397187Never wanna hear the police are too busy again
>>202397201>butane/methane >youre fucked m8"
>>202396961would have blown up if you lived in lebanon
julian lennon seems alrightsean lennon seems like a famewhoring talentless cunt
>>202397226You're not allowed to manufacture firearms or firearm ammunition.
>>202397142
>>202397268Let the berg onLet him travel
is she a mong?
Haven't seen the Irish autist obsessed with genetic diversity in a while
>>202397298potatoby
im manufacturing firearms or firearm ammunition. i sell death. i promote war between squirrels. i might kill a red squirrel for fun, just to cook it up and sell as rare meat. taking my share of the good for once
>>202397290ahahahah jeez mccheez
>>202397230they're gonna claim this was an ammo depot when we can all clearly see it was a nuke, based on nukes ive seen in movies and video games
im giving them grey squirrels the good mythical mornings. im advacing past the steel age back to bronze, and killing them with it. im using phosgene gas on them squirrels
got the proper peng gay poo peng pussy pervert peng poo porn on
mad how everyone in the UK is obsessed with calling themselves working class bet Prince Harry will start calling himself working class next
>>202397290don't think that's how it works love
>>202397298that was the greek schizo freak
The Asian Fannois
me in the 5%
Me? Working class but pretend to br middle class.
im putting the grey squirrels in cages and making them breed until i find ones that can make white squirrels, and releasing those ones into the wild
>>202397230would this be counted as propaganda? surely watching this makes people want to go to war
flatberg is fucking roasting againit's supposed to be autumn
>>202397282IT’S OVER
>>202397402Global warming
>>202397412would love to hit this cunt with a batista bomb
>>202397388Mine own self in the 7%
>>202395381I'm tryingBut no one will hire me
>>202397432
>>202397386Where is he now He spammed this thread for ages then suddenly disappeared
hi mousey
a proper understanding of Mill's harm principle would include long term harms from degenerate lifestyles like homosexuality and transgenderisma true liberal society based on the harm principle would thus be socially conservative without aiming to be socially conservative at all
throwing grey squirrels into a katana bladeim doing a reverse katana vs milk bottle challenge where the milk bottles are greys
>>202397386No it wasn't
always careful to turn off the phone i use for telegram and store it in a hidden location before leaving the house
>>202397470What an ugly cunt
Thanks for the update. Keep us posted.
No offence but some of you are rather daft
>>202397502what about the computer you use to pst about your hidden telegram phone?
>>202397502why
>>202397502Wrongun
>>202397525due to woke
>>202397490Regency England is a good starting point I reckon
>>202397514Awesome pics. Great size.
Let's fuck some whores.
>>202397290> Although a British citizen and born in the UK, during her parliamentary maiden speech Badenoch stated that she was "to all intents and purposes a first-generation immigrant"yes
>>202397388Which 5%
rather have genital herpes or hiv?
*starts passive-aggressively hoovering the thread*
>>202397572the fuck kind of question is that. who is that targeted at
>>202397142:3
So, farewell then TGI FridaysYour freezer slop will be missed by many, with unrefined palattes
>>202397594to the sex havers of the thread
TGI 4pm
>>202397572Lmao sexhavers.
>>202397609do you think that guy got off to giving an 18 hour old HIV
>>202397607ex took me there oncedidn't really see the appeal
>>202397557i'll never tell
>>202397574*loudly bangs the hoover against the bottom of your closed door several times*
britain cries out for more open cut mines
>>202397624:/
fucking brilliant mate*starts doing a fortnite dance*
blows my mind how good chatgpt is lads, just solved a really hard problem in excel with it and made me look like an absolute genius to my colleagues
>>202397685wahey!!!!!!!!!!
>>202397685which fortnite dance?
Captchaberg keeps giving me the ones with the sliders and the circles and 6 characters. Sick of it.
>>202397695how do i learn chatgpt
>>202397595wtf does that little CUNT want now
>>202397677I'm such a fat bastard and i know it
>>202397708orange justice
>>202397695*suggests to your colleagues that they should replace you with chatgpt*
>>202397685corrr get in
i would still love whygena or reggie if he had HIV/AIDS im not fucking him anywayif anything its more of a mental wank
>>202397718dont know ask chatgpt he will tell you>>202397731will probably happen at some point
>really hard problem in excel lol
>>202397677you are so ill-informed
how much casual sex do you need to be having to get an STD lol
nah excel is deep the most boring problem imaginable though
>>202397754i don't get it
>>202397695what was the problem?
>>202397761once is all it takes
NEW >>202397791
Ah you seem to be calling me fat because of my high BMI but what you failed to consider is how it is an inaccurate description of my fatness when my heart failure is taken into account.
>>202397639Lol bet you never guess whodunit
>>202397795what sort of heart failure ;-;;;;;;;</3 is it left-sided and do you get hypocapnia
>>202397758yeah that lad could be a pregnant 18 year old Torres Strait Islander athlete with ascites for all we know
