owen jones edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUIdcrgW6M
>>202397791well said owen
you know he's not really gay, right?
>h-he's fast
you ever just type 'filetype:pdf' and then an interesting topic on google?
>really hard problem in excel
>>202397791Would go balls deep in Owen Jones and he'd like it. Would be nice to break down the right wing/woke-wing barrier.
I have been insulted numerous times in this general. I’ve been called stupid, a nonce, and worst of all, Irish. The last one is utterly untrue.
>>202397827'
they made, like, Tetris or someshit in excel back in the day maybe it was scratch>>202397791wah wah wah all the time or >yeah they blew up a bunch of people thats bad...
>>202397827why are you looking up pdf files mate?
There has been a third assassination attempt on Donald TrumpThis third cased involved explosives strapped to another car near his own
never understood the hype behind moving out of your parentspeople make a big deal out of it but literally nothing changesor is this shit just perpetuated by histrionics who have mental breakdowns every second?
>>202397835can guarantee there's a miliion things you have no idea how to do in excel
The 'dule for this evening:poowankpissdrink (alcohol)poo again
Up to 52kg on my benchpress lads
love having sex with women me, reckon it's my favorite thing to do
/brit/ freak-off
none of you cunts would have known how to do this in Excel if I told you so fuck off>post the problem hereNah, you will also look it up on ChatGPT and paste the solution here as if you knew the whole time, don't deny it
monster on film4 tonightgood film
>>202397831could also be asian desu ne
>>202397827based people will call you a nonce for this because theyre tech retarded but .pdf files when you look at government websites is a fun search, or company shareholder reports
>>202397870
>>202397866>people make a big deal out of it but literally nothing changesi mean obviously it doesyou immediately have infinitely more independence and responsibility and ability to live your life the way you want to
>>202397903yes exactly, books and reports tooits more efficient if you want to learn about a subject
give modified pagers to grey squirrels
>>202397791chat shit get banged
>>202397894not really
>>202397889>really hard problem in excelwhat was the problem?
Absolutely hate my job lads. I've been here nearly 9 months and I can't go on.Hate the environment, hate the culture, hate the people who are largely self absorbed middle class cunts, the work I do is tedious and frustrating, hate dealing with clients even by email when they're the most pedantic people around.I've got an interview for a new job on Monday. If I don't get that, I'm asking for a job back at my previous company. I left on good terms and I should be able to go back, although it'll be a bit pathetic.It's extremely frustrating because I hoped this job would be a good professional job but it's shit and I can't stand it.I've thought about learning a trade but I doubt I'll get into one at 28. I'm pathetic.
>>202397906>immediately have infinitely more independence and responsibilitySo instead of being influenced by your parents your controlled by a landlord and probably a woman who will divorce or cuckold you
solved a really hard problem amongst me and my brickie mates using chatgpti won't share the problem with you though
>>202397827nonce freak
>>202397959FOSYEG
>>202397962yeahsome people call it growing up
>>202397970how does searching for pdfs make me a noncefucking elaborate
best thing to type in on google if you want to solve a problem is "site:reddit.com" simple as. hate me all you want but you know its true, you've all done it
>self absorbed middle class cuntsktim>>202397959australia cries out for tradies
>>202397959shut up and kill yourself you insufferable spamming freak
Turns out Mr Beasts lunch snacks contain significantly higher levels of potassium than claimed, breaking laws for putting fake nutrition info on the packaging.Perhaps more alarming is the revelation that Prime energy drinks contain traces of lead in the packaging which then seeps into the drink itself.That said, given the type of person who drinks Prime I doubt they'll notice any difference from drinking lead.
if i die then my biggest regret was not having my bed in the corner of my room anymorei had it in the middle of my room for some reason. really stopped me being mobile and jumping around on all fours on it like in the good old days>>202397984they genuinely need to be locked up by MI-5
>>202397959What job do you do lad?
>>202397866It's shilled by jews and normalgoydrones
>23 bmi is overweight nowwhat the hell
>>202397889I would have read the manual and figured it out myself like an intelligent human being and not asked the monstrous abomination that is ChatGPT like an insectoid subhuman I certainly wouldn't come here to brag about using a search engine to "solve" my work problems for me
>>202398012you can eat an insane amount of potassium and its fine
i've never had a person point out i'm overweight. in fact i have people point out that i'm underweightjust goes to show how well i carry my muscle
>>202397959how about you grow the fuck up and get on with itno one likes their job
>>202398023FONC
>>202398039fat cunt!!!
>go longer and longer without getting a job>CVs looking worse and worse>reek of desperation in job interviews which leads to getting rejected or ghosted>thinking about jobs I walked out on arrogantly when I was younger and how I'd love to have them nowtotally fucking arsed up the life as it were
put lithium-aluminium batteries in grey squirrels hearts detonate them while they are having the sex
currently weigh 21 stone, 6 poundsneed to lose a lot of weightbut the only way i'll lose 100 pounds is at a british casino
>>202398081blog on you boring bastard
>>202398048weird flex but ok
>>202397906lolnothing changed for me when I moved out apart from going to bed earlier because I could and I have less disposable income>independence and responsibilitydid your mum make all of your dinners and do all of your washing or something?
you could always tell he was a wrongun
>>202397894Sahara a 18:40belter of a film with Matthew McConnaughey
>>202398049True. It's unlikely it will harm anyone. But it's still illegal since they put false figures for how much potassium it contained.On the other hand Prime energy drinks probably have harmed people who drink them frequently given the lead content.
>>202398106hes not, though, you fucking retard
Do you have a moral compass
>>202398086shut up nigga
>>202398056>no one likes their jobi love mine desu
>>202398039Yea I think it's broken it's classifying me as obese for some reason https://www.nhs.uk/health-assessment-tools/calculate-your-body-mass-index/
mad how good avicii was
>>202398098
>>202398101i like that your idea of responsibility is cooking your tea
>>202398086Moussad
>>202398131yeah I am right, everyone else is wrong
>>202398056>no one likes their jobClearly not true.
incel stare
early teathen beers
nonceposters have never read a book in their lives all they ever read is the screenshot folder of every famous person + pedo shit
>>202398146KTWM, feels good being just an Overweight Chad now instead of a gross obese monster
>Your BMI is 21.3>Your BMI is in the healthy weight category.How are you all overweight?
>>202398189shut up nigga
>>202398023I work in Quality
>>202398174>>202398141I clearly meant no one prefers to be toiling rather than on a yatch in the med if given the optionof course some jobs are more tolerable than others, mind included
dont need to read books when i can be out shagging twenty two year olds
>>202397980>I do what an Indian says now instead of my mum I'm and adultI uh yeah
>>202398129Mental how it's obvious you're underaged given you're literally defending Mr BeastHe's not going to give you £1,000,000 if you suck his balls on 4chan bro
>>Your BMI is 21.3>>>Your BMI is in the healthy weight category.>>How are you all overweight?
>>202398209shut up
My BMI is 23.5Summer cut now over. Winter lifting recommencing.
>>202398159screaming
>>202398157I mean I can't think of any other real reason that people would make such a big deal out of it or are people amazed at setting up standing orders and go "wow I'm heckin adulting now!!"?
Favourite takeaway? Indian? Chinese? Thai? Fish & Chips?
nice try wanting me to call you lower middle class with the Mr. Beast spin
>>202398265indian and fish and chipshate chinese thai is ok
Russia-kun if you're here please explain what this is
PRIME ENERGY DRINK CONTAINS LEADAHAHAHAAA GET FUCKED YOU BRAIN DAMAGED ZOOMER FREAKSSLURPING ON YOUR YOUTUBER JUICE DESTROYED YOUR BRAIN AHAHAHAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hBRxwQXmCQ
>>202398252i understand muslims now (the stoning kind, not the raping kind)
>exploding walkie talkiesthe israelies are comically evil i love it obviously they should all be gassed but still imagine walking round thinking youre safe because you didnt have a pager and your fucking walkie talkie blows your cock off lmao
>>202398252black owned
Reckon BMI is some sort of psyop to make everyone small and weak.. I'm technically a healthy weight now and feel weak and tired all the time. Felt and looked much better when I was 15kg heavier and "overweight".
give poo
laptop takes an age to startup
>>202398334the other day I was literally talking about pagers being antiquated technology as I'm rewatching the wireand the israelis go and do that
Accumulation funds are Jewish Dividends are Aryan
>>202398345for an individual, body fat percentage is more important than bmibut for large populations, bmi is good because it's easy to measure and most people don't have a lot of muscle mass
>>202398208no idea what my BMI is and I'm not particularly arsed.
>>202398353dont care nigga
>>202398353get the gnu/linux installed
>>202397827paedofile looks up the pdf files
>welcome to the store sir!>would you like to browse our new stock of pagers?
Did you know in Japan they still use Fax machines?Also Japan only stopped using floppy disks THIS YEAR, while in the West they were phased out in the early 2000s?
Wtf whys my pager going off
>>202398377Forgot your chin there mate
>>202398377
>Israel declares 'new phase' of war>The Israeli defense minister has declared the start of a "new phase" of war as the army turns its attention to the northern front with Lebanon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3enIeUeW0
>>202398334the actual impact is being overstated by western mediait's actually quite sad to see. all they can do is polish a turd. same in war as in the housing bubble
>>202398408doubt that's true
>>202398378cared enuff to reply
feels good being a tall chubby chadgymcels working out tirelessly for hours every day to get a nasty two-pack, meanwhile women are creaming themselves over my flabby hairy dadbod lol they just love the effortlessly masculine daddy DGAF attitude we give off, and you can't get that in the gym :)
>>202397845Youre the one Mike Tyson mesnt when he said: 'Ive been called a recluse and a rapist. Im not a recluse.'?
>I don't know no hezbollah
toberston screaming into chatgpt asking for excel instructions on how to calculate the boiling point of pissules! haha!
>>202398420good. bring our people home.
>>202398426so how many really dead/injured?
Because of the electronic attacks done by Israel France Germany and Britain have stopped all flights to IsraelOops
>>202398435pikey phenotype fyi
>>202398426You think they are done? Bait
>>202398390Chonker x
>>202398435where are all these women who are into dadbods? swear its a psyop
>>202398431you can literally just google it
>>202398106Sadly nothing will happen though because the main guy leading the "expose" against him is a retard who mixes in unsubstantiated allegations in his videos with genuine shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSuDwBR05Oghopefuly it isnt him drawing again
Is it worth having a diversified portfolio (stocks, bonds, gold etc) when you're young or should you just stick to stocks?
Iran just blew up Blacked raw studiosIsrael has taken this to be a direct declaration of war
>>202398265if the chinkers is good then chinese
>>202398460even in their own news reports it's just 8 deadim sorry but arent they supposed to be in a war. do they know what normal size of an army is. and they wasted this trick on 8 guys
If you are rich enough laws no longer apply to you
>>202398496I know a few women like that and they are all on the spectrum and/or are goths in their 30s
>>202398523there's tons of footage of hands and eyes blown off they've disabled thousands
>>202398533cor
>>202398466Dont think heballasgoneh being a bit frizzled has anything to do with that
no offense but im not watching the drawing stuff maybe i would watch whygena if it was in real life and 1 on 1, but its notand its sad that he started a YT channel for a reason and i dont want to see his drawings. but i just dont
>UN General Assembly ADOPTS resolution demanding that Israel “brings to an end without delay its unlawful presence” in the Occupied Palestinian Territory, and do so within 12 monthsabstentions shouldn't be allowed at the UN what even is the point
Israel has big fascist energy.
>>202397838saw him in a gay club with his top off (i was nearly naked too) tried to get some attention off him but he wasnt having it haha
The main problem with this attack by the Jews is if they explain it then their enemies can solve it but if they don't they lose a great amount of international trust
Ask a soldier working for the UN anything.
>>202398550>counting injurieslol cope
>>202398569thanks for sharing
BRIT MORE LIKE SHITHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>202398575literally none of that shit matters expect this one
>>202398575why do the french have more balls than ushow did it even get to this baka
Thinking about cashing in some of my Vanguard EFTs and purchasing some property in Europe. I'm thinking somewhere on the Med, maybe Sardinia or Southern Spain.
anyone up for a game of monopoly
walking around the house with no clothes on, willy just flopping about in the sunshine, it lovely
>>202398523Someone needs to tell the thirdies if you are going to try to spread terroristic shit against a country like Israel, you shouldn't have a fucking cellphone. For fucks sake even al Queda wasn't that stupid. Do they think the can do crazy shit online, try to recruit terrorist, grow their movement then put the phone away and their are civilians. Is that really their mentality?
its so fucking awful watching an artist drawand unless theyre your boyfriend/girlfriend. i bet it would get boring for them too. i bet it would be fun for a bit because they are so chill while doing it but then i bet even theyd be wanting you to fuck off because its good to have time alone you know? >>202398605Adam
got lower back pain
>>202398575This matches the quote of Saint Paul in 1 Thessalonians 2 14-15 where he describes the Jews as "enemies of the whole human race"Now we have emperical proof of it
trying to imagine the kind of person who would pay money to become a subscriber of jacob reese mogg's substack
>>202398515Stick to stocks as long as you feel psychologically secure and wouldnt panic sell in a 20% recession
>>202398603what use is a blind bloke with no hands? These are meant to be fighters
>>202398601It is true that one hand says dont fuck the natives and the other hand gives condoms away like candy
>>202398627toby
>>202398377imagine thinking that (being not completely fat but still >16% bf and capable of doing 20 pressups) was worth posting especially when you have the most awful jawline i.e. lack of one i've ever seenstate of you
i hate how fucked up the levant is. imagine how peng Lebanon and Syria could be.
>>202398651mousenonce would do this if his benefits werent being sanctioned atm
what the fuck is a substack
haven't left the bed all dayi'm ill you see
>>202398575yellow is the "we know its wrong but dont want to upset the great golem" option
I believe Lucy is guilty but there isn't enough evidence so she should be back in the job latest by Monday I think
>>202398682levant, egypt and north africa should be med tierunfortunatly muslims from arabia ruined it
how do i lower my iq enough to enjoy video games again?
substack is like a blog but you have to pay money to read it sometimes
>>202398657it's a question of raw numbers 20 deaths and 3k injuries is a tiny fraction of any fighting force
>>202398682>levant has no wars for 500 years >Jews go>total war for 79 years
>>202398682Heard Israel is great
>>202398719Copious cannabis
>>202398719play better games
>>202398693What if you have to poo?
>>202398577Israel is literally run by people much more fascist and racist than Mussolini and HitlerJust look up the history of people like Smotrich and Ben-Gvir.Ben-Gvir was caught on camera singing and dancing in celebration after a West Bank Palestinian was severely tortured and then burnt alive by settlers.He also kept as the main focal point in his home living room a photo of a Jewish-American terrorist who moved from Brooklyn to an illegal West Bank settlement and who then did a mass shooting on children at a mosque.
>>202398737toys for migrants
>>202398721Id have more fun in a proper whorehouse
>>202398737terrible arses, fucking woeful
>>202398615>Vanguard EFTsWhich ones
>>202398636lumbago
>>202398672Post physique
>>202398742i havent been eating anything so my poo schedule is slowed
>>202398613it's literally why we have indian ocean territory, because we let the yanks build a base on itthanks yanks :)>The United Nations general assembly has overwhelmingly backed a motion condemning Britain’s occupation of the remote Chagos Islands in the Indian Ocean.>The 116-6 vote left the UK diplomatically isolated and was also a measure of severely diminished US clout on the world stage. Washington had campaigned vigorously at the UN and directly in talks with national capitals around the world in defence of the UK’s continued control of the archipelago, where there is a US military base at Diego Garcia.
physique
Botched tit job, rank face lift.
>eggs >beef>milk>fruit>potatoesyou don't need anything more than this
>>202398742Call the dog over
>>202398756*Meant to say the person burnt alive by Israeli settlers was a literal toddler btw
M&S Chicken Kyivs in the air fryer for tea lads corrrrr cannot WAIT
>wtf who would be against?>United Kingdom: againstsheeee
reckon you could kill someone?
worried my gf is losing her lustre for memight need to purchase a present for her
always look forward to what quip the belgians has cooked up whenever a white lass is postedgets a chuckle out of me every time
the wokerati are trying to take your pints off you
>>202397791spot on owen
done prevent training but i can honestly say if i ever i saw someone getting radicalized or threatening something i wouldn't say shit
Toby do u use condoms
>>202398812alri millionaire
>>202398812M&S kievs are mogged brutally by Charlie Bighams
>>202398823hope she cheats on you with a bbc
the kebab
>>202398827pints are quite a large measurement
>>202398834faggot neek
>>202398756Honest question. I don't like Zionist but Let's say the Israelis blow up your phone after you get off posting Would you try to play victim? Would you play victim on social media? Do you think the world would not laugh at you?
>>202398769i think theyre lovely bums
>>202398834based accelerationist
>>202398792>Australia>NZ>USVGHHHHHHH>Canada...
s curved
>>202398841i'm on benefits lmao>>202398843yeah but (((charlie bigham))) charges like a tenner per pack :/
>>202398850not. my. problem.
>>202398847jealousy isnt a good look bossman
>>202398843utter tarqslop they are admittedly quite nice but you need to be a literal cryptomultigorillionaire to be able to afford them, like £6 a meal minimum, take the pissthey're tiny as well always want more afterwards
>>202398827>switches to US pint measurements>charges the same
why the fuck can Japan vote on whether or not Israel is punished? bizarre
it's Charlie Binghams and it has always been Charlie Binghams
a half pint or a bottle is more comfy any way
Mousenonce mousenonce crazy in the headPosts the mice with a head full of lice and will likely soon be dead
>>202398800>no onions, garlic, carrot, celery, herbs, spices, olives and olive products, etc. grim
>>202398910united nations mate not only vote if you're directly involved nations
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUIdcrgW6Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUIdcrgW6M
>>202398927>no inflammatory shitecorrect
...
my dick or pants smell like salt
Sir Beer Server
>>202398900they're three packs for 12 quid mate, so 2 quid per kyiv, pretty decent value desu if you have some chips and veggies with them, maybe a round of bread to mop up the garlic butter
never had a chicken kyiv
and the coloured girls gopoo poo-poo poo poo poo-poopoo poo-poo poo poo poo-poo poooooooooooooooo*sax solo*
for me its a chicago town slop circle for tea
i need my dick sucked
refuse to call them kyivskiev until I die
>>202398827retarded idea. People will just order more of the smaller measurements instead
>>202398987nobody cares what you think chud
sausage supper down the hatch
absolutely mad making dinner for me and mumberg my plate is thrice the size of herswomen are such puny creatures
>>202398945I would get more inflammation from the stress of constant boredom caused by that dreadful bland diet compared to just eating a Mediterranean diet and being happy.
it was a different time
Today: AI is ok but weird at timesTomorrow: AI is indistinguishable from reality
>>202398941Honestly think if you die and go to hell you don't go anywhere but get reincarnated and get sent to India
>>202398976squelching at this
>>202398985based
Sir Sneed Farmer
>>202399020poltards never did this even after talking shit about Jews for 20 years
Had a lot of caffeine and now I can't stop pooing My own fault really, isn't it?
>>202399009>sausage supperblud thinks its the 19th century
Investing in gold is based.
>>202399020why is he dressed like a 1940s newspaper boy
>>202399059Government should step in
>>202398785retard
>>202398769
>>202399027
what sort of 10 year old is having children, other than in the case of rape anyway? no but serious questiondoes it happen a lot or something? maybe thats a deeper issue than abortion
>>202399020was expecting his mangled corpse to appear at the end
dicken booty! dicken booty!
>>202399076wouldnt mind putting my dicken her booty aha
are you waiting for the Nothing Phone (3)?that's the British iPhone!
>>202399027the fabled sloppa burger...
>>202399075Put up or shut up
well said aoc
>>202399076i want to scran her giant protein poos
>>202399105in the first world
>>202399027why would you put bread over bread, it serves utterly no purpose
bit fucked up innitthey should have found a way to only make them explode under certain conditions, like say X miles of the border or at certain military locations
>>202398941mad to think we all had a 1/6 chance of being born in india
>>202399105my son because he's a not a virgin like you
>>202399168thats actually really fucking harrowing
https://www.royalmint.com/shop/gold/gold-bullion-bars/
>it serves utterly no purpose*gets down on all fours*starts running around the room barking and howling KTIM KTIM KTIM KTIM!**trips and breaks my leg and has to be put down*
You never see a black ghost
>>202399199black people don't have souls
What will be the next to explode in libanon? This is why I didnt want to guess yesterday b c then I could be seen as complicitPagers walkie-talkies
>>202399221wow
live your myth in snowdonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmvUY_RgsG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmvUY_RgsG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmvUY_RgsG0we are so back
it pie night
>>202399196howling how there's more dedicated to star wars than christianity
gagging for some slop but im on a diet
what is more stable?American iOS or British Nothing OS?
>>202399140Hezbollah has been launching rockets indiscriminately into Israel every week, she didn’t say shit about it. FAFO paki
it poo night
>>202399252it's called eryri rorke
>>202399196>>202399259just ordered the 1400 quid ganesh bar lads
>>202399252climbed snowdon last year
>>202399230dumb phones
>>202399139utter retard
>>202399256the most overrated shite band ever
>>202399167Hezbollah discoverd the explosive pagers way before they were to meant to explode, therefor it was still in the home of the terrorist
Got the flu or something lads and its kicking my fucking arseLast 4 days have just been a mix of night sweats and bizarre fever dreams with periods of waking hell coughing up my lungs and a migraine that wont go away if im remotely uprightThe worst thing is I gave it to the misso though so despite getting no sympathy for having ‘man flu’ before I am now having to suffer through her making a huge deal out of the same symptoms. But I know how shitty she feels so I’ll let it slide
>>202399257what kind of pie? x
>>202399199this was my first ever post on /brit/
>>202399264I'm on a sea food diet, I see food and eat it
>>202399281does the US government fund hezbollah?
>>202399196that's fit
>>202398397deeks me a look at ur walkie talkies pls lass
>>202399303cream x
>>202399289>1 review>3 starslol
>>202399302if its any consolation i am suffering with a terrible flu type thing also, its fucking fucked mate i cannot get comfy with this headache
>>202399296u were too underage for themthey were the fucking wave at the end of the 00sif you weren't wiggling yourself with your mates and girls to their synth bass you weren't alive
israel can only hurt hezbollah not wipe them out since it would destroy their reason for being
>>202399294Think they binned those for the pagers. I'm thinking gas stoves
>>202399303steak
>>202399302https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgw_RD_1_5I&ab_channel=peppopb
for me, it's the Kaaba bar
>>202399344nah they were shit
reckon about 40% of all /brit/ posts are just copy pasted from somewhere else
wank it away wank it away wank it away wank it away now
>>202399363mmmm kaaba bar
mad how ugly a stunning white broad instantly becomes when you see their name is written in hebrew and they're doing a tik tok dance over dead babies
>>202399363lol at the jewish stars
>>202399353it can't wipe them out because most people there are sympathetic to them
Why are house price rises exempt from Capital Gains Tax?
>>202399363for me it's the kebab bar
>>202399370copebestival 2010 fucking PENG
get it made you cunts
>>202399418only your primary residence is
>>202399467>>202399467
>>202399167What about Israels past actions suggests they would ever attempt to do that lolThey literally just created thousands of small bombs, randomly distributed them around a foreign country that they are supposedly not at war with, and then detonated them killing a bunch of innocent people and little kids. Yet that isnt the worst thing theyve done this month cause they’ve flattened more nigbabies in Palestine than were killed by this honestly bizarre and obviously just malicious attackJews are shameless and simply trying to bait Lebanon into aggressing so that the US has no choice but to respond given its run by Jews
>>202399343get well soon ladamerican mate is also coincidentally headcahey and has a flulike thinghope it is just a coincidence and isnt a new strain of kung flu cant be arsed with the lockdowns desu rather feel like shit
