I'm not going to make the editions I'm expected to make any more.
wagwan limmy is lynn ready
• Get the migrants fed• Get the migrants washed• Get the migrants medically checked• Get the migrants housed• Get the migrants shagged• Get the migrants paid
>Mom got ‘rush’ from repeatedly suffocating baby, MO cops say. ‘Last time he was blue
Do you lot enjoy your toil? What do you do and for whom (keeping salaryposting to a respectable minimum)?
Get the James O'Brien watched
always amazed at how much darker my william is than the rest of me
*zips down a rope dangling from a hovering blackhawk helicopter and enters the thread*
*loudly and drawn out, like a fog horn*BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG *inhales*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Find ritual posters very strange. Wonder why they do it.
This is the Mayor of Springfield, OH. Why do they all look the same? Is it the glasses?
drone warfare is much more scary than the pager explosive stuff
just found out i have a willy deformity that should've been fixed as a baby but no one told me about it
get your fucking willy out for the ira
>>202401332ehh its ok, the actual toil im mostly kind of fine with but i hate having to get up, leave the house (EVER) and not having as much free time as when i was a NEET. i do boring finance stuff for the government
Only the very best for my arsehole lads
>>202401408he has a toiler paper brand now?
This is the greatest miscarriage of justice in British legal history.
>>202401417new horizon game looking good
bob loblaw's law blog
>>202401372I use to do it to make it easier to find threads I was active in in the archive. Can go back to 2018 and identify posts I made way back then. I can always guarantee that at least one post in the thread was mine and usefully I can identify which one it was. I stopped doing it when I got a girlfriend and stopped posting here daily and haven't been arsed to continue since I was dumped.
>>202401384dont think they've invented a cure for having a teeny pink weeny
honeymoon periods don't exist after 25
feeling rapey, might rape
>>202401438elton's tapeworms
are paki pedo gangs still active?
>>202401417leftypol: there goes grandpa
>>202401304terrific post corr
>>202401438
>>202401439Not a fan of using that word in this context
I do NOT care about women's football
>>202401439anyone got that webm of the lad wearing gloves doing a cum tribute to this photo?
>>202401463what about actual honeymoonslot of shagging on holiday
>>202401486stick to your cuck posts and we'll do the banter x
>>202401453no its the one where the hole is in the wrong place
>>202401548Nh
>>202401438hes lost a lot of weight
>>202401403went to Ireland recently and was surprised at the sheer amount of flags adorning houses over there, often on poles in the gardens too. Usually the county flag. Was talking to a pikey the other day and he told me it was a way of showing support for the local chapter of the 'RAHe also said their most common method of punishment was tying you to the back of a pickup with your legs dangling over and blowing your kneecaps out
>>202401558sent that freak flying
>>202401515good post desu, given me a bit to think about for sure
work is offering to put me through the hgv licence for free. should i do it then fuck off and become a lorry driver?
>>202401502mate its not a miscarriage when theyre alive also she definitely did it though
>>202401558nun u cud do lil timmy
>>202401558
>>202401572fascinating thing to me is that he doesn't look like a deflated balloon
bloody sunday
>>202401619there we go mate, stay in your lane x
>>202401558sent him on a dinghy back to india
>>202401608might as welleven if you don't become an HGV driver you'll always have that option in the back pocket. Also it costs a few grand to learn on your own
>>202401608hairy gay virgin license?
Every single one of them. In.
poo bum willy
>>202401332i work at cadburys world and have done for a couple of months. use to work in Big Four audit but ditched them when I got qualified. now I work fewer hours for better pay and sometimes they'll give us free chocolate. I'm reasonably happy, but I hope one day to retrain since this life is getting a bit dull.
>>202401667this is britain under labour
>>202401582Pickups existed during the 60s?
>>202401608don't you'll become obese, it's inevitable
>>202401558splendid post
>>202401558absolutely fried that shrimp
>>202401312Fuck OFF gingernonce
>>202401558squashed that bug
>>202401689grandad had one like this til he died
>>202401688fuck off yank you unfunny boring bastard
>>202401558cleaved that fuckpig
>>202401659see i thought that but the problem is i like to get pissed every night so i dont know if ill ever be a suitable lorry driving candidate
>>202401650Holy DONE HIM Batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0__p7BApsfuckign tune
>>202401558>stick to your cuck posts and we'll do the banter xfucking dismantled that cunt
>>202401746been here at least 20 minutes and this is the first foy i've gottenwhat the hell happened to /brit/?
>>202401757if you're sober enough to drive to work in the mornings now then you're sober enough to drive the HGV
throw another shrimp on the ol barbie there would ye edwin
>>202401689he's talking about the present - the IRA are alive and well and basically operating like the Irish mafiaeveryone pays protection money and anyone doing illegal activity donates a portion of itif someone gets robbed they don't call the police, they tell the IRA and they just track them down and fucking shoot them
>>202401438fucking look at this wee runtsuch an ugly twisted little freak, he look sickbender and adopted ukrainian too just all round bad person the world would be better off without
>>202401650>>202401486
The Belgian cuckspam is going to come twice as hard now he just got owned, brace yourselves lads
>>202401797Maybe you've been making good posts for a change. Could happen I suppose.
>>202401558why is timmy so hell bent on replying to himself? even got his balkanoid vpn up and ready.
>>202401797notice yanks hardly get any (You)s everyone sensible has you lot filtered, perhaps I ought to do the same
Need sex with a yakuza bird
>>202401558turned him into a pie
>>202401582he was probably having you on and thought a gullible englishman would believe it the county flags will be for the GAA not the IRA, which hasn’t existed since the 90s outside of gangsters fighting drug dealers and sending the occasional bomb threat to an army or police headquarters
>>202401847imagine piping her from behind then giving that dragon on her back a facial
>>202401847oiiiyeee don't edwin
>he hasn't posted sincefucking scremaign
>>202401847grim
no dragonsno peters
>>202401847LOVE big massive tattoos on womenthe new trend of having loads of little random tattoos doesn't look even nearly as good
Pack so loud 14 killed and more than 450 injured according to the Lebanese health ministry
get the fucking red carpet fucking well rolled out on every single fucking beach in this bloody nation
>>202401835>everyone sensible
Opinion on lifetime ISAs?
you never see a shrimp frying rice
genuinely might kill myself if i can't have a dominos soon
IT'S A FUCKIN EMU MAN
>>202401908this dogshit reply is why people filter yanks
>>202401803this only happens in certain neighbourhoods of derry and belfast where they act like a local police force because the actual police have been forced outno one is paying them money in dublin or cork
Opinion on lifetime IRAs?
>>202401829*rapes your mum*
>>202401886mate it looks quality dunno what you're on about
it pie night
>>202401898>>202401900wonderful duet of posts, had me a good chuckleas you were gents
>>202401954so fucking mongy looking
Doing poo
oiiii edwinthey're regulating the gulf shrimp supplyput another shrimp on the ol barbie there would you cobber
what's for dinner?
Would honestly be kino if Belgium never posted again now after that lol
Columbo catches a guy sending guns to the IRA in this episode
>>202401926i'd just like to point out that that's a different yank and i fucked off when told*disappears again*
>>202401954love tattoos on women me but this is dreadful
whtt does the bible say about wanking
>>202401886agree ladlike full pieces but having loads of tiny jew ink scribbles over you is just weird
>>202401984her arse is that what you wanted me to say?
>>202401984i'm having pot noodle x3
>>202401862I'm pretty good at telling when people are bullshitting me and he seemed pretty sincere, he kept the conversation up about how the IRA operates for quite a while as well. Maybe it's not the true IRA any more but it's evolved into a powerful criminal enterprise?
>>202402020it lovely
>>202401954find a wife they said
Literally getting blackified
>>202402020something about not spilling your seedit's a no no
>>202402033three pot noodles jeremy? that's insane
>>202401984Tin of fish of some kindGrain of some kind
>>202402020shouldn't indulge in lust ennit
>>202402020bible scholars have found zero textual evidence jc even once pulled the hog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kIzYEY9IKs
>>2024020792 would just leave me hungry again later and i've only got pot noodles in so it would mean eating just before bed and they're bombay bad boys so it's a dreadful idea to eat one before trying to sleep
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Skyping the American gf soon got any good memes to share?
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>>202401942rude
Thou shalt not wank
>>202402038practically has only larpers in a new organisation they dubbed the “real IRA” wanted to carry on the paramilitary struggle in the north after the GFA but there’s hardly been any fighting and they have a small membership they shoot rival drug gangs and get up to mafia shady shit when their MI5 handlers let them. The IRA of the Troubles doesn’t exist anymore. It’s an Irish mafia gang with a paramilitary nationalist cause LARP attached
>>202401984CULO
>>202402127hope she cheats on you with a bbc
>>202402127
>>202401926The people here aren't anymore sensible you just relate to them easier because you've lived around them your entire life. Actual discussion happening on other threads like the German and Japanese general. Why don't you discuss something instead of thinking ragging on others is somehow helping improve thread discussion
your date, rorke
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
Gooned with 3 of my mates on separate occasions and we never discussed it againI wonder how common this is
>>202401954L O V E RLovelover prospers when a fault is forgivenenvelope with a love heartM U S E love is something something something a snakeFemale gender symbolCresent moon and a star birdsBelovedmassive arse bruise from spankings THE SKY IS THE LIMIT Crescent moon on finger
>>202402159why dont you head for the hills you fat waster
might do a massive poo in the boston harbour
>>202402160why is there tinfoil in her pasta
got about 3 stone to lose, me
>>202402038Like all paramilitaries in bogland theyre scum who sell drugs and live in dole estates and very rarely shoot or kill anyone, and when they do it's shooting each other for selling drugs. They make the italian mafia look like a real classy outfit. Yet the irish would have you believe they're on the same level as mexican cartels.
>>202402160>giant trough covered in goldbit on the nose mr garcon?
>>202402173Same although I am gay lol
>>202402160looks jewy
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
>>2024020201 Samuel 26:22
>>202402182I'm not fat. As for your other claim idc
>>202402173used to send porn to each other over msn messengerwere clearly all wanking together and reverted to normal convo after spaffing but never admitted it and never spoke about it again
literal mousenonce-tier mental illness
scared to use my prostate massager in case mossad blows it up
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>>202402235it's got to be a bot
>>202402159>>202402230fucking yanks just fuck off
>>202402201Do you get the gay porn on when you do that or just goon at each other gooning
>>202402253I'm british
>>202401673alri charlie
>>202402261Get the gay porn on
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
a recursive goon feedback loop
>>202401256Holy mother of BASED
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>>202402239good mate of mine lost his william to an exploding israeli abby shapiro sex arse he got off temu. stay safe out there lads.
>>202402083based tinned fish and rice knower
Pooteronomy 5:2Thou shalt not crack one off to Jada Stevens’ ample backside
What's the concensus, that they hacked the pagers to make the baterry explode or that they intercepted them and put little explosives inside?
Get the clappers posted
>>202402312Former
>Try to support local businesses>More expensive>Opening hours 9pm-3pm Mon to Fri (Closed 2 hours for lunch and also whenever they feel like it)>Worse service>Worse productsWhy do I have to support them again?
>>202402137>MI5 handlerssource?
>>202402312obviously the latter
Got the Kpop on
>>202402312assumed they made some sort of front company and sold them to the government through legitimate means and waited until they were in wide use before blowing them up
Uniberg building a great big brutalist "multi-faith building" in front of the best view of the city and valleySays it all
Got the gayporn Kpop on
>>202402339you don't just support the jews and paki billionaires instead
USA is a shithoke
>>202402312>hacked the pagers to make the baterry explodelolwut
>>202402261We were watching straight porn at the time but I was more turned on by looking at my mate’s wilbert (didn’t tell him that though)
>>202402358maybe you should get it off
>t. obese middle aged incel who posts about "Timmy" and "BBC" on 4chan from his childhood bedroom all day whilst normal people have jobs and families>spainpaki launching his mother's curry across the room and punching the walls upon reading this>unemployed obese incel sitting in his childhood bedroom with a pc, laptop and phone in front of him with VPNs and 4chan passes, whilst the lads who bullied him in school are out shagging and making money. LOL!Whoever made these posts, I hope you're happy. You've made him upset and now he's going to have an incel meltie until tomorrow morning.
>>202402235lovely jubbly
>>202402398No
>>202402339I used a local computer repair place when my laptop an heroed and they were really good tbf, they are very hit and missthe trouble with big businesses is that you always get the same thing but it's seldom better than mediocre
>>202402411you are severely mentally ill and will never have sex
>>202402387the mutts of america never fail to amuse me
>>202402397did you ever clip each other off or just do diy wanks?
Love gay porn and lesbian porn but straight porn is just gay and vulgar
>>202402252It's just one severely autistic virgin who lives with his mother
>>202402358
Leaked image of the Belgian poster
>>202402173>>202402234>>202402201>>202402261>>202402397proper wronguns you lot are
the 'f
It's pretty evil if you think about it. Tiny explosives like that would only maim the vast majority of victims, it doesn't even do anything to neutralise hezbollah as a fighting force, just causes suffering.Not to mention the fact that these were detonated in civilian areas where they could easily injure bystanders.Israel cementing it's position as most deranged society on the planet.
>>202402173same with two of my mates and literally never got mentioned again. not gay but been having gay thoughts recently and I'm kind of curious and I really wish back then I'd offered one of them a blowie because they were so horny they'd probably have agreed and I'd know what it was like
>>202402462pint gfs desired
190 was like our version of Boogie2988
>>202402432Never got to touch his dick but I really wanted to, never had the guts to try
>>202402492Israel is a paki country what do you expect
open the fucking pubs
Got a free sample with the old nicotine pouch order. It's actually not shit either. Been a good day I'd say
Made a shit joke earlier which fell flatOne of the guys I was with said kinda sarcastically "oh yeah that's funny" and then continued with the conversationProper blackpilling stuff
>>202402532lil timmy when katy replies after 3 days
>>202402486she can blow my beeper any day
>>202402532your mum when a darkie whips out his bantu baton bbc
And the very latest from the Fucking Bitch???
>>202402431This except for idiotic /brit/izens
I am a billionaire
>>202402389Lithium ion batteries sometimes explode, not a stretch to suggest that malware could be used to make this happen
>>202401572nothing gets past you does it mate
>>202402565
>>202402541*wheels you to the top of a long, steep staircase and gives you a little push*
>>202402441pub opened!
cracks me up when Scotch wear a kilt lol got your skirt on mate have ya
sex with big tits women with big tits
>>202402492>it doesn't even do anything to neutralise hezbollah as a fighting forceyou fucking spaz, somebody being maimed is worse for an army than them being killed, because they take up medical resources. plus now they will be obscenely paranoid about their remaining communications tech and are probably ripping open all the computers and gadgets theyve purchased in the last 2 years looking for bombsalso, detonating explosives around civillians? yeah muslims would never do such a terrible thing
>>202402550I literally wouldn’t be able to face them again, that is fucking grim lad
Oh well. Another day on benefits tomorrow.
Lads what size of laptop is most ideal, 14" or 16" screen?the 16" has more real estate but it hardly fits into my backpack and is a bit cumbersome. Also seems a bit more virginous to have a laptop that big.
>>202402492if you cant trust your communication devices, then you can't communicate or organize
furiously rapping out a question to claude asking if the meal deals are going to be exploding next
>>202402565LOL
>>202402566
>>202402625
>>20240262114" plugged into 2 32" monitors and a 55" TV
>>202402621>laptopVirgin alert!
>>202402614when's giro day lad? you can pay your tick at the offy then get more booze after
>>202402579They planted explosives. Dont really see how its "evil". There have been reports of two civilian casualties, and thousands of hezbollah operators incapacitated. Not possible to achieve a better ratio
>>202402614chin up lad, keep the faith
>>202402621what are you using it for
will be very surprised if my nofap streak doesn't end today. looking at too many lustful images
monster on film4 tonightgood film
is it /brit/?I have some questions about Nothing Phones
>>202402633So what does she plan on doing with the rest of her life then? NEETing it up in her smelly childhood bedroom? Worked for me
>>202402677gay lustful images?
Well said.
>>202402677you've already lost the mental battle
There is a almost a higher percentage of Serbs in the ethnically cleansed lands of Bosnia then there are English in London.Serbs in Bosnia: 31%English in London: 36%
>>202402550Was the joke that bad or did you just interrupt a roiling conversation to deliver some monotone quip and then snort to yourself
>>202402703one Russian fashion blogger has long hair, makeup but calls himself a man and is a patriot of Russia
>>202401439No that's Robert Maudsley.>>202401502kek
>>202402691don't know what that is
>>202402690>1.50AM Oh fuck off
>>202402715>Serbs in the ethnically cleansed lands of BosniaIt was Serbs who did the ethnic cleansing of Bosnia.
autumn vibes
>>202402662To me resorting to these sort of tactics when you are already the vastly more powerful actor is cowardly
>>202402690bizarre movie instead of casting an ugly woman they cast a hot one and make her ugly don't understand Hollywood
>>202402669shitposting, looking at stock charts, typing out notes, play a bit of runey, maybe go to a cafe and surf twitter
>>202402692her dad is a multimillionaire so her mum has never had to work, she owned her first home at 18 from youtube money that she's been renting out since and she runs multiple successful businesses. reckon even if all she does is the same videos prancing around her garden and bragging about how many books she's pretended to read she'll still be set for life
>>202402633Bet her farts honk.
>>202402759Nothing Phone is the British iPhone
Got the peng gay poo porn on
Every time I read about events like the pager situation I once again get demoralised and feel like the Jews should rule the West - as they have for centuries. They’re clearly so much smarter than everybody.
my boss
britain's problem is that you'll never have a woman like this in government
>>202402727Nah didn't do anything like that, joke just bombed was all
In bed. Farting.
>>202402800she's a really good actresswas merit I guess
actually I use Samsung Galaxy S and not gonna switch it, but Nothing Phones look nice
>>202402715NEMA VIŠE TURSKIH PITA OD POSAVSKOG ZLATNOG ŽITA
na nigggaa
are nell
GAY PORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*does a fortnite dance*
>>202402862thinking about getting that honor trifold phone
>>202402907it's Huawei
>>202402838What was the joke and context
Cum in your pants.Now.
doing a gay porn poo
>>202402891What show is this??
12th September 2024I am in love! Her name is Drusilla MacAvoy.18th September 2024Too hasty by far! The MacAvoy woman was not for me. I am planning to kill myself, and if the remainder of these pages are blank anyone who comes across this diary will know I succeeded.”
Phones for poors will have high fatality fragmentation cases while the newest iphone ultra + x will be explosive resistant
>>202402941the first omenmovie not show
DUNDUNDUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUNGAY PORN
im on that LCD liquid from the television ethanol pack
>>202402917yeah that one
>>202402660Mate I have enough saved up there’s no waiting for gyro day lmao>>202402666Faith for what? I don’t want a job lmao
Wank them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIEVoulYZM0thought bruces were meant to be funny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_AljubarrotaThe Battle of Aljbulabrajajaburrito, fought between King John I of Portugal and King John I of Castile. King John I was the victor.
Get the meat rubbed
>>202403068omds they're trying to cash in on the australia trend
>>202402937Kek
>>202403044posted it again award
The way I see it, is Israel doesn’t want a boots on ground invasion ala Gaza. This is their way of saying they want to destroy those who want to hurt us. The alternative would be a ground invasion as well as air force strikes which is not a quagmire that Israel wants to get into.
don't really follow the sport but wow that Man United win last night was amazing
Got the Village Green Preservation on
>>202403146hello Burger King CEO
mousenonce on a mad one in /cum/ nonstop since 5am greenwich time last night.somebody poison all the Yorkshire pudding in Scotland please
>>202403068didn't get halfway through the trailer what were they thinking
>>202403117israel wants to fight lebanon and iran down to the last american soldier
>>202403117yea, because they know they'd get their shit pushed in
Despise Israel, if I were driving and saw people on the street waving that wretched flag I would seriously consider throwing it all away and plowing straight into them at full speed
>>202403174are you the one they call fat? hes warned us about you
>>202403205alright rasheed
*listens to Switchfoot*
>Despise Israel, if I were driving and saw people on the street waving that wretched flag I would seriously consider throwing it all away and plowing straight into them at full speed
itszup>>202403272>>202403272
israel? i barely even know her!
rpg'd my teammates in hardcore search and destroy
listening to bach
pooed out my mouth again
