giraffe edish
Might just do it, ya know. End it all. Say goodbye.
Asian bunda
thats a horse
sir ketamine snorter
>>202402984thank you!!
>>202403182Not even Iran wants to fight Israel, unless Israel blatantly instigates.>>202403184Not true. They just wouldn’t be able to win decisively. Would kill a shitload in Lebanon tho but would probably end up making Hezb stronger when they leave like they did last time.
Genuinely think Aussies are immune to making kino. Everything film or tv show they make is utter shite
would shag the australian david brent desu
*pulls my cock and balls out through my fly and sits down in the thread*
>>202403360Are you honestly implying Neighbours isn’t Kino?
>>202403371Sacked Tranny!!
>>202403363david bent
>>202403371*zips it up quick*
corrr
Made how 2 Americans set themselves aflame over the Gaza genocide and the media has completely memoryholed itWhen 1 Tunisian seld-immolated it kicked of the Arab springZionists have truly captured the public discourse on Israel
this, is what /brit/ boys dream of and desire
Ever play the rape game with your gf?
>>202403356Good post. Although I don't entirely agree with your last point. Although Hezbollah etc. are good at assemytical warfare they are weak generally speaking in comparison
>>202403371*zips it back up, mangling your cock and scrote in the zip in the process*
>>202403442rorke having his monthly shower
diego unmasked>>>/soc/33436547
farts smell like an animal has crawled into my boxers and died
imagine even having 1% of richard hammonds charisma dear god
>>202403467Noel Fielding on a mad one
>>202403467
>>202403467what on earth
>>202403490Imagine having 1% of his car crash ability. Rip
>>202403429If Israel invades Lebanon, I don’t think they’re capable of stamping Hezbollah out. I feel like it’s going to go the same way it happened last time, with loads of civilians dying, Israel allying with local parties and then retreating leaving a vacuum where Hezbollah only got stronger.
>>202403442didn't realise this was some normie internet meme until i just googled baby hippothis dire gimmick is somehow even worse than i thought
>>202403559*glomp*
>>202403559
>>202403412what the fucks going on in the windowlooks like its snowing inside shutters
what are the best videos for war footage now that liveleak is gone
>>202403559you forget the name of ur mumsy or something?
>>202403587>>202403593*puts you in an area with no open water*
s curved, oiled up, throbbing
Any remember Fiona the baby hippo?
why do cigarettes smell so good? not the smoke the cigarette itself smells beautiful
wanking a cock with my arse
>>202403467ah so thats what id look like if i transitioned very good
the hippo is cute
>>202403624e
:P
JOHN, Elton
>>202403644Cigarettes smell/taste DIRE when you've eaten but absolutely peng when you're fastingReckon that's why so many smokers are skinny
>>202403676l
>>202403644smells disgusting
>>202403690wonder how he'd react to an elton john farted on my... meme
>>202403700t
>>202403698cigarettes smell nicei still think of hte cigarette smell on the clothes of my ex gf
Elton Mess
>>202403624is this mayo over a sunday roast?
>>202403702don't care>>202403698don't care>>202403662don't care>>202403647don't care>>202403722don't care
doing some lengthened partials
>>202403698love a ciggy after a meal what are you on about
>>202403747cared enough to reply several times
you committed a crime so now the police get to lock you in a room and play tricks on you, steal from you. if you lose you go to prison
>>202403559I have this thing happen to me where I find out about normalfag memes when they’re at the height of popularity, find them cringe and forget about them for a year, then I find out about them again once all the normalfags have forgotten the meme and think it’s cringe, I find the memes to be hilarious and some of the funniest shit ever. It’s insane what being contrarian does to you
>>202403698alri opposite day man
>>202403797
sam sparroblack and goldchoon
>>202403797idea: dont commit a crime, like um, stealing energy drinks, that ones a crime
>>202403797Yeah this is pretty much it :/
>>202403818i don't care about all that really i'm just disappointed to find out the lad's gimmick isn't just shit it's also unoriginal and based on a viral meme
wiz khalifablack and yellowchoon
>>202403797I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY LAWYER BEING PRESENT
>>202403836fit as too
can't run any games on my shit gpu anymore
>very occasionally post on /brit/ over the last 13ish years>move to a new country in the meantime>drop back in to do a bit of posting>janny assumes i'm some nonce on a vpn and bans me for ban evasiontbf not a completely unreasonable deduction but i'm still steaming
>>202403836literally a gay porn song
>>202403897Fucked isn't itAnd usually it's not actually because it can't keep up it's because they've given up on their old engine and/or they've decided to fuck off Intel
what happened in the late 90s???
>>202403954bore off 190
nyopnh duh fughin puhbbs
My uvula is enlarged and swollen
>>202403973Bliar
>>202403973EU expansion, economic boom
>>202403973I don't think the 90s is the problem
>>202403977without wanting to protest-too-much who is this guy. fill me in boss
>>202403973THINGS
Alright!Who's ready to tune in to Concord with me lads?
>>202403973your mum lowered her prices
Celtic CL match starts in 10 mins. My body is ready https://x.com/celticway1888/status/1836476628572274799
Moon is freakin huge man
>>202403954>13ish years
he was a fag, elton john?
Get horny for muscle.
>>202404090t. Plastic paddy
>>202404090Fuck off nonce!
I'm not gonna lie, ridin dirty is an absolute banger and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
BJK
>>202404090imagine kaspers massive danish girthy pork sword obliterating one of those asian twink boyholes
your mum change her name to HS2? apparently it blew billions
>>202404092something like that. may have done my quick mafs wrong. 10 at least
hate clicking on a video and it's some disgusting eastern euro with his faggoty nasally turnip seller voice
>>202404091can't see the moon where I am
>>202404090Proper Celt names them
>>202404120>>202404126Seething as usual. Don’t you get tired bro?>>202404158Kasper is basically an Englishmen, have you heard him speak
A married police chief who breached Covid guidelines to have sex with a glamorous rookie police officer under his command resigned ahead of his misconduct hearing today.Chief Superintendent Daniel Greenwood, 41, abused his position by striking up an illicit relationship with student officer Caitlin Howarth.Greenwood, Bradford's district commander, swapped flirtatious texts and sexually explicit pictures with the university graduate, 17 years his junior.He yesterday resigned from his 20-year career ahead of his police misconduct hearing - on the same day criminal misconduct charges were dropped against Howarth.
>>202404192IT'S PAYNEGET HIM
>>202404192kek what a bogged bitch
best audio/video player is vlc
>>202404186Don’t like football, just hate """""Irish""""" Americans
>>202404192He made CSI at 41 years old?
>>202404250Based
>>202404173link
phone call with the old 'rents in a minute
>>202404192timmy promising her a higher rank for 1 minute of condom missionary LOL
Nico Robin sex arse
>>202404266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuZ5wlWa5x4
>>202403954why did you move to iceland?
parkhead is packed. Why don’t celtic upgrade it? 60,000 people in a stadium that old is dangerous
getting to have your way with nubile underlings has been a standard perk of management positions for millennia. what is even the point of all that stress and responsibility if youre not allowed fondle your secretary to take the edge off
It's time to hide stubs againafter clicking on many of them to see if they were ever worth reading it turns out they were in fact, not worth readingnot a single one
how do looms work
state of man city's kit tonight
>>202404448dread
>>202404309job. can't say more without immediately doxing myself. comfy country ngl. weather is dogshit though and the people are a bit weird and insular
>>202404402isn’t Iceland a hyper-feminist country
intense lustful gay thoughts flowing through me right now
>>202404448isnt that the question of the day
for me its 16
>>202404550>the writer's barely disguised fetish
ah the men are kicking the ball, thats why the threads dropped off
I can't post images
love sniffing my fingers after they've been up my arse
a computer is basically a super advanced calculator?
sex with women
>>202404639imageboard not imageboard
>X-Raided>Anerae Veshaughn Brown[1] (born July 30, 1974), better known by his stage name X-Raided, is an American rapper from Sacramento, California. In 1992, Brown was sentenced to 31 years in prison on murder charges, which Brown denied, maintaining his innocence. The lyrics of his debut album, Psycho Active, was submitted as evidence by the prosecutors.[2][6][7] Subsequently, Brown continued to record rap songs in prison, until being released on parole 26 years into his sentence. This is him today.Say something nice about him.
>>202404519sort of but i'm not an icelander am iafaict the women are just very manic and good at bullying the lads, even more so than in the uk/us. icelandic men are often feckless dopes though so they deserve it
>>202404664Yeah pretty much
>>202404664anon learned about computers a bit from the CPU thing ill be waiting here for the posts about them :o
>>202403973what happened in 1879
>>202404474>and the people are a bit weird and insularpeople say the same about pommies, pot calling the kettle black
i'll kiss you...hug you...dote on you...shower you with my love and affection...then, we'll become lovers :)
seems mad to me a man in his 40s would cheat on his wife and throw away his whole career just to shag some 21 year old
not imageboard
>>202404795she looks 31grim
Got the 50 Cent on
>>202404795Grim reminds me of my cousin
enjoying a mental breakdown
>>202404795looks like this cunt
>>202404795Grim. Reminds me of some losers cousin I smashed.
>>202404753can't call it that lad, that's racistspend a few years with these inbred giants and you'll understand
>>202404795
>>202404795commence the project.
>>202404867:)
>>202404818MANY MEN
>>202404827
>>202404897that's a rough 21
many menhave skeeted on mecum in my eyes dawg and i can't see
>>202404954same thing rorke's mum said to me in the bedroom last night
charging the shaver
any paranoid catatonics in
thoughts?>>202404969
>>202405079piss off
>>202405079dire thread mate kys
hannibal lecterscrannable nectar
Canada
I thwink I want my pp swucked right about meow
Just found out life isn't as serious as I thought and I've been overthinking everything for the last 30 years worrying about consequences and what other people think of me.
>>202405069is that an energy drink
>>202405184lots of peng places there ngl
Got some cash saved up, might do a bit of solo travelling in South East Asia.Change of scenery and all that
>>202405199most people dont give a shit about you pal.
can we perhaps get the thread back to a quality which is at least tolerable?
>>202405199good realisation to make
>>202405211'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVyujBMnKq4
Irish lad Liam Scales scored and Rod Stewart goes crazy!!!
>>202405211
>>202405199still a bit serious though innitcould end up in jail
even through the darkest daysthis fire burnsalways~
>>202405219Yeah. Normally I'd be upset by that but after my recent epiphany I realise it doesn't matter and I can just get on with whatever it is I want to do
Free gear Starmer
Reading more of this story she went to him during their affair and said she met a drug dealer's brother on tinder and asked him what she should do. He told her to stop talking to the tinder lad because he was concerned the guy wanted to shag her lol
Sir Keir "Put out that fag or I'll harm ya" Starmer
>>202405319Eastern Europe tier corruption lmao
>>202405319
>>202405299>could end up in jailDoesn't really matter though. You go to jail, spend some of your life in jail. Lots of people go to jail. Not worth worrying about
rediscovering the joy of music and the benefits it brings to your mental
dudes...
>>202405374somebody gonna have to give up some booty
>>202405378t. listens to korn in his mother's bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kP9vJGUjyQ
watching star trek
LOVE advertisements
mental how you can get sent to prison for not wanking to gay porn these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8
russian hard bass is designed to enhance the room spinning effects of alcohol
hate advertsthere used to be a website adturds he hated adverts too
>>202405482it was based
>>202405442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YvgUouPio0seen this one?
got the 'ampions 'gue on
>>202405473:12 is me a couple of times everyday
Dont know what it is lads but ive completely fucked my dopamine, im not particuarly depressed but im finding it so hard to enjoy anything, i can feel the "happy chemicals" not working so to speak
>>202405515yes c:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRjEfTLiS_M
>>202405529energy drinks fix this
https://youtu.be/b2h9T7ejrFg
DON'T TEMPT ME FRODO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIIU2JvoMX4this is a good one
BELLY'S GONNA GET YA
people would be a lot happier if they all got methamphetamine
taking the snowdog challenge
>>202405529all i'll say is you really put the dope in dopamine
hello if you have any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my abilities
>>202403312King Arthur
>>202405529*signs you've got a friend in me*
if you were at war would you commit suicide if you were about to be captured by the enemy
>>202403272>find out i have cousins in cork ireland>all of them ira well who would have thought
you gents just dont understand the point i was making. smell your empty packet of b&h blue. it's a divine scent. i don't know if it's the tobacco or the chemicals or what but it is a lovely odour.
https://youtu.be/q1y709ZlO8Y
formula 1? noi'd rather watch mario kart 8 deluxe
>>202405716no, im terribly afraid of death and would play whatever card i had to stay alive
>>202405716Depends who we were fighting
oiled up yardie goonmeat slapping silly into pale blonde young katy LOL
Where do I find a woman who will let me suck on her boobs and fanny on the daily?
chris packham spreading lie after lie on bbc2 about "our ancestors the primates" and other such nonsense
>>202405763f1 is tediousnot a fan of the turnleft stuff from the statesquite like touring cars, formula E, rally and the sports car endurance stuff
>>202405791anywhere if you are chad
>>202405716no, suicide is a sin
>>202405771congrats, you just got tortured to death and then beheaded on CNN
>>202405802don't like that autist
Why aren’t Englishmen proud of their Scottish and Irish Hertiage like Rod Stewart? I feel like many love to hide itFor example people like Harry Kane or Harry Maguire
>>202405802chris packham more like chris house'em chris packham more like chris feed'em chris packham more like chris wank'em
I loved F1 but it's all zoomer fangirls now I wish zoomers would stop liking autistic nerd shit
>>202405835fairly unlikely, I've thought about this before and i was kidnapped by Islamists I would feign some kind of reverence or conversion to Islam since I know quite a lot about the history and culture, would ask for a quran and always read it etc
dirty little bitch
dego no sex
OldStalePale
>>202405802your ancestors were tiny indonesian monkeysmine were roidmaxxing gorillas
What kind of tea do you guys like? I like Earl Grey.
BREAKING*** Jacob Rees-Mogg to appear on the "Talk Tuah" Podcast.
just showered
>>202405869yeah it went wokethey simp for mid drivers like leKWAB
>>202405864Could've just said Chris Pakiham
>>202405879gordon hoover
>>202405853How are they hiding it if their heritage is public knowledge?
>>202405879overrated hoovers
mrbeast is going to prison
Have produced an ungodly amount of bolognese sauce Probably won't need to make any more until next summer
>>202405898Another dead career desperate for relevance
>>202405939he should go to hell
>>202405939why
so.. thid is porlke
here we are thenall the lads
>>202405939He'll simply buy whatever prison he's sent to
uk beast
>>202405939remember a few months back when people thought he was going downnaive summer children
>>202405958exploited and abused people
>>202405939I read his leaked production guide it's a good guide into what megalomania and vast budgets can get you
caberge
>>202406015disgusting
the cronem are bashing their s curved bantu batons into tight young white slits
>>202406019fat fuck big arse cat
>>202405872they're used to infidel trickery like that, don't be naive
>>202406019
>>202406051
>>202406019FAT
off shop want owt?
>>202406051Takes after you *poke your belly**my entire forearm disappears from view*
>>202406070I wonder why I haven't filtered this image yet
How do I, a NEET virgin lard-arse who hardly leaves the house because muh social anxiety, hire an escort for 30 mins to come round to my house and allow my willard inside her?
fat cunt cat jail
>>202406114locked up
>>202406097exchange money for her time
>>202406019Big fella :)
>>202406097have a lot of money look on adultwork ones that do outcalls (basically none do)
>>202405728Shut the fuck up Emilio Ruiz Vazquez
>>202406086mint aero and a barr cream soda
>>202406114what did he do to get locked up?
>>202406156hooting
>>20240608630 gram amber leaf for me lad
wonder how much user over lap there is between /r/dogfree and /r/childfree
>>202406164ate too many cookies
>>202406114banged up abroad
>>202406114fat bastard locked up for good
Wonder what happened to all the benzo addicts who used to post here.Etizolamlad will be missed
>>202406114throw away the key
if you are overweight I'd send you to a at camp and you will not be released until you are not fat any more
CNN: >He bought a cruise ship on Craigslist and spent over $1 million restoring it. Then his dream sank
never mix the grape and the grain
*makes chimp noises in the thread library*
wood grain on the whip
>>202403272pretty sure thats a dog, not a giraffe
Lick my balls.
>>202406356yeah?*bends over and shows you my pooey hairy arsehole*
>Tiny tattoo like this one will cost you up to £90how can it possible cost that much
One poster I appreciate is Titchmarsh lad for continually posting Titchmarch at 10:04pm every single night for the past dozen years or so
ough
>>202405940Produced? Like from your body? That’d be cool kek
>>202406388never awake late enough to see this myselflike to be tucked up for 9.30
>>202393681>>202393681>>202393681
always have a giggle when i remember what an absolute moaning cunt bill oddie is
>>202406482>>202406482>>202406482
