dog edition
hello if you have any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my abilities
dogshit cryptoyank edition
if evens, you will blog onif odds, you will bore off
>>202406446don't know who that is because i'm not British in the British general
>>202406425LOL
moaning faced git me
>oi do you have a loicense for that?
Based.
might do a wankeroo
>toil alarm will go off in 7 hours and 50 minutes
>>202406512*dog edition
>>202406580wonder does his bald head look like the head of his jungle bbc in any way
>>202406596
Rorke...it's over.
>>202406596why are you waking up at like 5am
think the half Swiss girl at work is flirting with meshe's pretty fit but shes a single mum so... ehh
Smoking rn
>Exploding walkie-talkies kill 14 and injure at least 450 in new attacks across Lebanon
>>202406702blog on you insufferably boring bastard
he wants a gf from the pacific northwest
the incelocracy means they make an example out of top shaggers one by one. first epstein, now diddy. it's the revenge of the nerds
love having a dishwasher. makes life much easier
Helped the alkie neighbour buy vodka today and I'm expecting payment back, in sexual favours (she is so addicted that she is shaking)
>>202406559>tf>tp
>>202406559these signs are aimed at your ilk btw
>>202406702is she french, italian, or german swiss?
>>202406559>don't pester and grope women on the streetThis baffles the small Indian mind
>>202406759one Scully gf please
>>202406729
>>202406702theres a new girl at toil who emailed me today saying shes looking forward to meeting me in person diego will NEVER have that. NEVER.
>>202406803
>>202406809>>202406824>>202406838worked
>>202406702Bet she has a half black baby... all blonde/continental women are massive coalburners nowadays :/
>>202406853NEED the belgian to type up a bbc aphorism about this one picture
just found out the beatles broke up? thought they were still going
gabriette sexo
>>202406913yeah ringo shot john lennend it was mental
got to the japanese restaraunt scene in Billionsdisappointed because now ive lost interest in watching any more
>>202406675Toil demands my presence and 6am sharp
>>202406939tranny face with a body of an inpatient
Does my trans gf Ruby Granger pass?
Any coke snorting Israel supporting Nietzschean Skyrim-playing fascists in?
what is going on now why am i see riddler type shit on the daily mail front page
>>202407048Skyrim fags hate israel because theyre LITERALLY the thalmor!!
>>202407048The tory party conference is in two weeks mate
>>202406501Your answering ability:>?>how so?
either i'm dead right or i'm crazy
Mental how Angel Youngs is just Angela Rayner if she was a yank pornstar
>>202407098Richard B Spencerist pilled
>>202406501who killed jesus
>>202406828French, speaks it fluently>>202406882she once told me she'd only been with a black guy once and he had an average willer, so he's not the father
how to turn my greentext pink? :)
I don't understand how people get into such high paying jobsI'm on 30k and I don't see how I'd even get to 40k
Polish man who jumped to death from cellular tower "seriously disturbed"
>>202407178uwu~
How long is a disposable vape supposed to last?Bought some to quit the fags but they seem to flash and die in under a day. Says "600 puffs". Don't know what that means. Sounds like a description of /brit/.
>>202407115not the case at all
>>202407231how could there be 600 puffs if the post limit is 310
>>202407204I am a NEET
>>202407208>seriously disturbedSyzwyzyslyz Dyzstyzbzyd actually
>>202407231>Says "600 puffs". Don't know what that means. Sounds like a description of /brit/.rude
wondering if mossad got their hands on my vape
NO! YOU HAVE SHAGGED ME UP MY ARSE!
>>202407259Most people of 4chan don't post surprisingly
get the neets employedget them educatedget them in training
>>202407208Disturbed by what, the force of his body hitting the ground?
I predicted a 6-1 Celtic win and it's 3-0 after 56 minuteshope I haven't fucked up here
>>202407300gravity isn't real, it was the 5g waves pushing him down into hell
>>202407296fuck off nonce
Flooding in Central Europe leaves 5 dead in Poland and 1 in Czech Republic
What if Israel hacks my vibrating butt plug and makes it blow up in my arse?
>>202407313How much did you put on it
>>202404723australian migration i think
>>202407208>>202407353must have made quite a splash
>>202407313going to be some proper farmers scores in the european competition groups this year with the new formatconference league looks kino
>>202407177i forgot why i asked and really dont care about you
Diplomatic crisis erupts between Poland and Israel following killing of Polish aid worker in Gaza
>>202407402how am i supposed to choose between my two greatest allies...
>>202407402>Diplomatic crisis erupts between American vassal and IsraelNot possible
>>202407204You have to climb the corporate ladder e.g. supervisor to area manager.More responsibility and decision making = more money
>>202407369nothing that's why I hope it doesn't finish 6-1 and cost me many, many hundreds of english pounds
>>202407296Why would you wish that on us? Why can’t you just let us be comfy?
Polish man dies mid-flight after liters of ‘blood erupts from his mouth and nose’
>>202407296Concerning post.
sweden doesn't have to use the euro, why?
>>202407485>GREEN>TEXT
i am the niggard.
>>202407526blessed
>>20240751969-year-old man dies after head-on car crash last week with rally great Ogier in Poland
You NEED a release.
sir pear farmer
>>202407353>central europe
>the city of spurs
>>202407591Instantly got a boner ngl
>>202407587>losing to KWABventryangeball mate mate mate
leftypol practicing his pronunciation of "Wa alaikum salaam" in case any brown fellas say assalamu alaikum to him not knowing that giving salam to a non-muslim is haram
>>202407493i'd imagine the same reason britain didn't use the euro when it was in the EU
>>202407585kek
>>202407641I thought traditional greeting for muslims was wagwan
doing a poo that's like a combo of liquid diarrhoea and hard rabbit pellets
>champions league on a thursday nightwoke
what /socialclass/ are we in /brit/? t. lower-upper-middle class
>>202407711Got to make room for the NFL
>>202407641just started asscreed mirage and i've heard it a few timesreckon by the end of the game i might be well on my way to fluency
let's get /brit/arded in here
Anyone ITT on benzos? Which do you take?
>>202407752King
>>202407752neet class
Learning arabic in secret just so I can eavesdrop on foreigners and check they're not up to no good
leftypol learning arabic and studying the quranrorke converting to islam
>>202407752I am classless
'opulation 'ensity
>>202407789ruined my life with xanax/whatever it really was off the dark netoff the muck for a few years now
Based Germans fuck Zelenkshit
>>202407834Ah yes the so called "full" country
>>202407834wonder who shags who in those remote places
>>202407860LOL
/brit/ has become a little stock
>>202407865it's a desert MATEY
>>202407844Like Chinese clone pills or stolen legit RX pills?
>>202407860>germanserm that's not written in german is it?
>>202407896HE FUCKING LEFT THE THREAD!
Desktop computersDesktop computers are notorious for consuming more energy than laptops, so remember to always turn them off completely.
>>202407752underclass
80% stocks15% bonds5% goldThe ideal investment portfolio.
>>202407902don't know mate they were sold as xanax but were probably something else. for about a year the pills i was getting were obvious fakes but i didn't care at all as they did the job. rest of the time they looked more real but were probs not. would be more surprised if they were real than not
>>202407951weird looking penis
>>202407951Where's her cock?
>>202407951Disgusting roastie
• Get the migrants fed• Get the migrants washed• Get the migrants medically checked• Get the migrants housed• Get the migrants shagged• Get the migrants paid
>>202407951POV: you are Robert Clive in 1750
>>202407951very bouncy labia majora on this one. great to see
>>202407844How'd they ruin your life
the poo tube will remove the need for bum-cleaning altogether
*surreptitiously googles Robert Clive in 1750*
if the chinese are really our mortal enemy like people say then why havent they inserted explosives into all the stuff we buy from them
what's the best international dating app
>>202408066Telegram
>>202408029i cba writing the long paragraph it would take but i've experienced the absolute depth of human mental illness, as well as embarrassment
smoking a fag out of my arsehole
>>202408053exprode phone today, kill some peopletrack phone for years, kill every people
https://americanriviera.com/our meghan did a thing
Wish I could scran that puss.
>>202408066tor
>>202408066Pubs
*tsst* deploying the pooload *tsst*
>>202408053Only people I hear calling the Chinese enemies is yanks
>>202408109BAZOOPLE
>>202408043Mad head w little we know about our own history in this evil age
GTA V is 11 years old
>>202408109Comoros
https://youtu.be/J1TEXYXAGio
ah... hello all
this whiskey sour has gone right to my head~
>>202408109SCREAMING
Is sir poo sharter one of the worst PMs we have ever had?
>>202408109haha class x
>>202408182uh oh, here comes trouble!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jyIoPbu4Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jyIoPbu4Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jyIoPbu4M
>>202408066resorts
these filters need banning this woman is only 27
>>202408202Bit early to be saying things like that, I'm sure he'll get much worse over the new few years
*turns to another anon*oh great, HE'S here...
>>202408213could be on to a winner with this one lad
>>202408081
>>202408250alri
Australia!
>>202408202unironically worse than trussat least truss' premiership was shortthis bastard's will be long and very painful
>>202408224thought this was going to be a song from the band talk talk, judging by the thumbnail
>>202408213zinger
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0r8g244zggoMassive W for the working classCackling at the seething tory boys and landlords in the comments
sir gear glommer
>>202408189Sours are my favourite cocktails. Try a Bennett. Old Tom gin, lime juice, syrup and bitters
>>202408267yeah massive win for you paying more tax so middle class people make more moneygood one
>>202408224This sounds nothing like Laughing Stock
>>202408264would have been better than the zesty brat shit
language is the greatest tool invented by human beings ever and will never be bested
Sir percocett lawnmower
>>202408255not really that was absolute shite
chinaa is the place to bea yellow face, that's what i want to seetell my folks i said bye, it's off to shanghai
>>202408267up the train drivers
>>202408213Bit vilgar and overly sexual
(8) ok here's the plan im going to fly you out to amsterdam i got a new hotel to fuck you in... (8)
sir fear imparter
the way dua lipa advertises her arse in music videos she is ASKING for some rwandan rectum resizer to sort her out
>>202408285Train drivers are working class and the privately owned railway owners will cough up x
*updates the filter*
>>202408326name on deegz
>>202408269appreciate the suggestion lad but I can't be arsed to get loads of little bottles of stuff just for drinks. This sour only required me to buy sugar syrup
>>202408213dated af it's walkie talkies now
tomboys
>>202408267chortling at some of those comments
>>202408339lol i doubt that very much
Sir Faggot Shafter
mad there's some people out there whose full time job is Twitch streamer with 200ish viewers. Barely scraping by and having to thank every penny that comes your way. Get a job nigga
cur flea harmer
Tory boys hate trains drivers for the same reason they hated miners in the 1970s, they're the most organised and conscious section of the British proletariat.Train drivers aren't overpaid, other workers are underpaid.
>>202408339>working class>on salaries higher than about 80% of the countryyeah, nah
>>202408339>privately owned railway owners will cough up*increases your ticket prices again*
sir barn stormer
Sir Rectum Resizer
Sir and Sir Jr Co
>>202408408utterly bizarre comment what on earth is it to mean everyone else is underpaidwhat are you on about you think someone should get 60k for cleaning a toliet or sitting in a call centre? you're derranged
george galloway has entered the chat
>Ordinary pensioners reading of people earning 6 or 7 times as much as their own pension incomeKWAB
sir car starter
>>202408202Not even 100 days in and he's had riots and locked up half the country and freed all the prisoners
Might move here
Pissed.Happy.In my zone.
Is it normal to feel regret in buying your first home? Isn't the whole point to work towards escaping landlordbergs boot?I think what I'm finding difficult is I was renting in a nice part of the city but I can only afford to buy a house in a less nice town
this is the one thing we did’nt want to happen
>>202408450arguing with yourself again, aye?
almost makes as much as me
Leather-clad Communists in assless chaps, secreting their proletarian seed into bourgeoisie bumholes.
>>202408339>privately owned railway ownersAren't they nationalising the trains
>>202408476hs?
>>202408474shieeeeed
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LSnpgKBkWA
sir cheer starter
>>202408415Nah, yeahThey're proletarians, they're just paid much closer to their actual labour value than most workers. >>202408450YepSlam your head on a girder
Noticing patterns
>>202408397I used to watch yogscast but now all they do is stream on twitch for about that amount of people. Don't understand how it's feasible
>>202408267>Aslef union members accepted an offer which included a 5% backdated pay rise for 2022-23, a 4.75% rise for 23-24, and a 4.5% increase for 24-25.actual madness
why do jews love that little hat
using my x-ray glasses to examine a poo making its way through my intestines
>>202408473chin up lad, in 50 years when you pay off the mortgage you'll be able to sell and get something bigger x
get the railways nationalised
>>202408502remember when him and giroud scored those goals in the same week that were both really really good
>>202408473Yeah pretty normal tbf
>>202408473lmao you're gona love it lad>cucked by bank instead of landlord>have full responsibility to fix and sort everything>almost certainly a downgrade in property when going rent->buy>strong possibility, if you've bought outside the south east or parts of the south west, that your property value will barely grow over the coming years despite all the money you sink into itit's a complete conhomeownership is a con
>>202408487Hopefully, and hopefully taxes will rise on the wealthy to fund expansion of the railway network and even more drivers.
Sir Keir "Get the pensioners sent to Antarctica" Starmer
>>202408569i would live in antarctica i don't get cold
Sir. K. Harpoon
>>202408569only good thing he did so far, together with freeing the cronem
>>202408520how is any business meant to function at these levels? basic cafe worker on 60kso what how much do they now have to charge for a sandwich to get that backoh what about the guy stacking shelves in the supermarket everyone on 60k there now how much money is your milk gona beyou just want hyperinflationyou want venezuela or zimbabaweyou want the deaths of all non asset ownersyou're literally insane
I want to breed, I want to be bred
>>202408558Big Diego energy
>>202408527yogscast killed my boy fitzthistlewits
>>202408558Hello Landlord. Gonna raise my rent by 12% this year just like you did last year and the year before that?
sir bum sharter
remember that time India landed on the sun and then nothing happened?
sir leech embalmer
>>202408609>reee how dare you raise rents inline with inflation why wont you just get poorer by choice!!!!
They should be on 30k a year, not 70k, for a job a machine can do better - there’s far more skill involved in driving a bus. In other news, Rachel Reeves makes yet another political decision to increase her ‘budget black hole’ even further.
sir keir LARPer
>>202408595>how is any business meant to function at these levelsThey're not, they'll be expropriated and run by the working class as in the USSR.
Stopped caring about yogscast the moment they stopped doing Shadow of Israpheal
Hopefully we give another million billion billion to ukraine and israel
>>202408642Based
might replay postal 2
Sir Kenyan Rabbitfarmer
Yep. I'm thinking we are back.
want, nay, NEED an eastern european gf
>>202408648see>you just want hyperinflation>you want venezuela or zimbabawe>you want the deaths of all non asset owners>you're literally insane
lol
>>202408642How's that boot taste
going to be an absolutely kino moment when all the train drivers get replaced with AI
>>202408628Wasn't very impressive because they went at night
This government is speeding euthanasia legislation through parliament to save RNHS. “Hello Mr. Patient, you want die now? I help you die now. I pull di plug. Patient go to di sky."
>>202408502KTIMMMM>>202408527Remember just seeing them run old yt vids on twitch
Sir Butt Fucker
Don't feel human anymore
we are the NEETsyou know we can't be beatwe'll stomp you into meatwe'll stomp you with our feet
im gonna do a rabbit farm in Kenya and make all of the different flavors of adrenochrome like PRIME flavors
>>202408683howling commiemong about to blow a gasket
>>202408673Excellent post!For me its Balkan women
>>202408679I do indeed want the death of capitalists and other enemies of the working class.Communism isn't madness, it's the end of the madness of capitalist exploitation where the bourgeoisie prosper from the poverty of the working class.
>>202408648Working class people are too stupid to run a business , it is right and correct that they're ruled by their superiors
>>202408699lost
>>202408673why's that
Just had the absolute worst road rage of my life
>>202408699Get the pensioners frozenGet the timmies euthanized
>>202408668Lil' Irish diaspora zoomy is BUZZING.
Based on the pay increases announced, the BBC has calculated a train driver's average salary is estimated to be about £69,000 in 2024/25.
>>202408726>literal genocidist>thinks he's the good guyhistory is filled with the likes of you, we beat you then and we will beat you again. evil freaks.
there should be euthanasia for convicted hate speechers
>>202408694Arrogant programmers will be replaced before train drivers are. I remember a decade ago when people crowed about driving being automated by 2025. It will never happen.
>>202408757Unions work
>>202408749what happened
learning to drive a train brb x
get the rabbit paws stabbed with pins
>>202408754Get it up ye
The sweltering summer of 2025.
>>202408673Irish diaspora seething at this post and calling all eastern euro women gold digger witch whores while his obese black wife nags him to come give her a massage
i wish i was a youth in asia
>>202408524this picture is tragic lol
>>202407789Used to be a xanax guy when they were big back in the mid 2010s but I'd usually mix them with coke or meph at functions to stay up and to take the edge off the stim drugs. perfect combination to work a room and be a social machine
>>202408757crikey that's pretty good
>>202408683Britain leading the way in something good for once.Train drivers in other European Economic Zones should also be as aggressive and organised as British ones.
>>202408777Almost died
fraudiola exposed by based catenaccio
why would a train driver have ptsd after someone jumps in front of their trainnothing they can do to prevent it
>>202408831scary stuff, glad youre ok
>>202408699my neighbour is a careworker and looks exactly like this
>>202408839FOY
>>202408836you love to see it x
get the rabbits hugged get them swapped with girls and make rabbit people
>>202408730You don't need intelligence to run a business.Capitalists can't live without the working class, while we can live without you.>>202408757Bizzased
>>202408839still traumatic absolutely splattering a bloke that jumps out unexpectedly
>>202408779back x where's my 70k a year job then?
>>202408854Has to be a made up name
New>>202408891
Jamaican irish is the fastest growing minority in Ireland
get the people drunkget them into bed so they fall asleep before me and i can hug them
>>202408911are you the ripped twink i was cuddling and kissing with last night in my dream?
>>202408854she looks full
>>202408978no im neither of those things
