think my favourite commiemong moment was when he was adamant that kant was an antimarxist reactionary despite kant dying before marx was even born
that was iconic

>>202408884
Takes two years and you'd get banteraped out of there.

its all fucked lads, the kids are retarded, race war on the horizon, we're poorer than ever

all fucked lads

Free to choose.
Free to live.
Live free or die.
Simple as.

>third from the left
is he half-aboriginal

Still laughing at the landlord in the last thread, owner of multiple houses, telling you not to buy a house and rent instead lmao. If it's so bad why do you own multiple houses lmao

Human size rabbits or rabbit size humans is the question

get the rabbits employed
get them walking on the streets
or else vote for the magpies

Get the pensioners frozen
Get the timmies euthanized
Get the migrants shagged

>>202408947
have not bought any new in close to a decade and am selling off but "ok"

>>202408913
can't be worse than the shit people say about me on here

>>202408937
Nigga looks like chief keef

not wanked for 5 days

Heathermong posting the same 20 images he posts every single night for the 156th night in a row

the rabbit party wants to put all the rabbits out to walk the streets
"they will stop walking into cars eventually"

sucking the marrow from my teeth

>>202409002
increases it up a notch when the mighty glasgow celtic win x

Arrogant programmers who get paid 80k to sit at home having Teams meeting smoking weed and tory voting pensioners are howling about train drivers who actually work long hard hours and are responsible for the safety of hundreds getting a pay rise after years of stagnation.
Run em over

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Irish jamaicans are the fastest growing minority in Irelamd

Heatherpaedo clocking in to post the same images over and over again for 12 hours straight

DADS GOOGLE HISTORY
ITS DADS BLOODY GOOGLE HISTORY
>download tor browser
>how to play mp4 files tails os
>cheap flights to Laos

>>202409016
you only made that post because i was thinking about bones
maybe tomorrow i will learn about the marrow, because mayeb they are just hormones. i know theyre the white blood cell factory of the body, but if they make platelets too, or something, because
it is just calcium and phoshate. both are involved in it

>>202408947
It's funny how these reactionaries always posture as friends of the people.

>>202408987
You should sell your main house too and rent instead

>>202409016
https://youtu.be/-9prpAv6kvo

Nigel "white Europeans out, browns in!" Farage

https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1836111885692993772

teeth aren't bones and they don't have marrow

>>202409059
if all i cared about was maximising my earnings i would do that yes

>>202409048
He posted about 4 and he just stopped

You ought to get your head checked Spaedophile

rorke. i want you to fuck me. FUCK me, rorke.

>>202409081
yes c: they have pulp
underneath the dentin

Australian women owe me sex

>>202409085
Lol ok mate shut up

>>202409053
>big milf tits

>>202409002
Bizarre shitposter projection
Besides we all love Heatherlad so nothing you say can turn us against him

>>202409109
sexo with gen z boss and a mini

goodnight ^^

>>202409078
A boomer can never solve Britain's problems

>votes for sixth formers
>taxing private schools
>crushing landlords
>closer relationship to the EU
>supporting based Israel
>20mph limit
>proper pay rises for workers
>pensioners crushed into dust


Left wing GODS are gonna run wild and change Britain beyond all recognition hahahaha

Are Keir was moderate in campaigning but in power he will be a radical.

Pave the tory shires.

>>202409134
never got what and a mini means
does she drive a mini cooper?

>>202409147
Dire gimmick

>>202409114
0% income from my main property -5% asset growth approximately since 2021
if i had 2 million freed up for stocks etc
i'd make shit ton more money
it's not all about maximising gains though
"getting on the ladder" with some piece of this property that is either heavily overpriced in the south or not going to move in the north instead of investing is just cucking yourself

>make train companies pay drivers a ridiculous amount
>train companies increase ticket prices to cover losses because they are a business and aren't just going to pay out of their profits
>less people take the train
>poor people who rely on the train to get to work or school suffer
Another great success for the working class!

>>202409170
Mini skirt you unbelievably stupid cunt

>>202409165
least genocidal lefitst

>>202409170
miniskirt

I'm so sick of hearing about the winter fuel allowance
Decades spent fucking the future of the young

>>202409173
It's a bot

>>202409053
Is your dad trying to buy drugs

>>202409203
>aren't just going to pay out of their profits
Yeah they are.
Cough up.

Also it's largely London tarqs who use the trains.

>>202409211
fuck you

>>202409203
remember all those retards who were like
yay work from home
yay dont have to take the tube anymore
yay fuck overpriced coffee places/pubs/offices w.e.
and then
>fewer tubes
>increased fares
>dead city centres
these people are utterly retarded

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ktim

winter cock allowance

• Get the migrants fed
• Get the migrants washed
• Get the migrants medically checked
• Get the migrants housed
• Get the migrants shagged
• Get the migrants paid

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How-Ling

>>202409225
Should be axed completely and right wing pensioners rounded up to build houses until they drop.

>>202409078
Farage has always been like this.
He's a Thatcherite so he would happily welcome mass immigration so long as it brings benefits to the economy.
His whole campaign about Brexit was wanting to make it easier for Commonwealth citizens from India and Africa to come to Britain.
Don't forget just a couple months ago he made a random Muslim Goldman Sachs banker chairman of his party just because he happened to donate enough money.

>>202409228
>net migration
Worthless figure
A white british man leaving is just as bad as a brownie coming in, implying they counteract each other is ridiculous

>>202409270
This turned out to be bullshit I think

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Pengland

>>202409235
London tarqs take the train 1500m to the stop outside their office. People outside of London travel 10 times that to get to school if their parents don't have a car

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>An utter disgrace, pensioners freezing to death this winter whilst train drivers lord it up on £100k+ per year for a 4 day week. I know we all expected Labour to be in hock to the unions, its in their genes, but this is absolutely shocking.
Based train drivers

cut nurses wages

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Kamala will win. Joy will win. Labour won.

Rorke in tears

>>202409367
think you are underestimating that us based trumpchads have the power of kek

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First the pagers
Now the radios
I can already see tomorrow's news story
"12 dead and 500 wounded from exploding underwear"

>>202409380
Holy cringe

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> Based train drivers
>...
>Anonymous
>09/18/24(Wed)22:11:28 No.202409353
> cut nurses wages

> Get the small boats ON our shores
> Get the migrants IN our women
>...
>Anonymous
>09/18/24(Wed)22:12:00 No.202409367
> Kamala will win. Joy will win. Labour won.
> Rorke in tears

/brit/ boys kissing and hugging each other :)

>pensioners freezing to death
oh no the rich people with their expensive houses
why don't they just ask their relatives to help them out?
they DO have loving relatives who can help them out in a pinch, right?

>>202409406
looks like the fella off the pringles can

>>202409332
HAHAHA nobody uses the train to go to school, they get buses.

Get the pensioners frozen
Get the timmies euthanized
Get the migrants shagged

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the antifa phenotype, as it were

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What if I just applied to be a train driver and put on my application I'm not joining their union and will accept £40k a year?
Seems like an easy way to a well paying job. How hard is it to drive a train anyway? Probably just a lever and a couple buttons.

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>>202409408

I'll take a shagging if y'all are just handing them out

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>Holy cringe

>>pensioners freezing to death
>oh no the rich people with their expensive houses
>why don't they just ask their relatives to help them out?
>they DO have loving relatives who can help them out in a pinch, right?

wassup

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everything is different today

Train drivers are wealth creators who are being fairly compensated for their hard work.

Don't be jealous. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

>>202409437
my chemical romance lad end of second row

strip the pensioners of their assets and transfer them to the migrants x

anyone jealous of train drivers is just a retard who doesn't know the power of unions

>>202409471
The Wire is an old american tv show

>>202409430
There's school kids on the train every morning and afternoon. Have you ever been on a train before?

>>202409439
If you'll accept 40k you'll accept 20k.
If you think you can fully control a vehicle at 120mph with hundreds of passengers try it.

https://vocaroo.com/1o6LLrP7KCwA

still howling at this

>>202409500
Loads when I had a job near a train station, hardly saw any.

Schools use buses to get pupils there.

mental how there are probably deafs who have posted here but no blindies

I said wassup

spaffed on a mountain once, like on the mountain directly

>>202409519
what's going on here

i call the cops whenever mozilla firefox needs updating.my dick is bulb-shaped

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Pissing, shidding, and farting right now. Why did she fucking do it bros?

Sir Commie Monger

>>202409510
>If you'll accept 40k you'll accept 20k.
No I won't. That's stupid. That's less than minimum wage.
>If you think you can fully control a vehicle at 120mph with hundreds of passengers try it.
It's on rails. Speed up, slow down, reading signals, communicating with the stations. Honestly doesn't seem that hard

my "vibe" has always been a "scares the hoes" vibe

even as a young lad I found the Requiem for a Dream theme and Sephiroth's Theme to be inspiring anthems to conduct galactic biblical level violence as I would rise to power

>>202409519
a dark day for tilde there, poor form for xir

>>202409553
Good lad, I respect al the people who climbed Ayers Rock and had a wank on top of it before it became illegal

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Bvsed.

>>202409553
jizzed in the woods onto a leaf, attached it to a stick, and tossed it off the trail once
your story is way cooler

>>202409565
She hates America and loves money

>>202409577
You're moaning about wages being high so you're a scab who'll work for pennies.
It takes two years to train so go for it.

>>202409537
*spits out my chewing tobacco*
You're one of them city slickers then are you?

>>202409580
rorke blud

very long veiny s curved carribean cervix punchers and slipping vigorously in and out of peng blonde clapmeats

>>202409606
That's the real kicker here. She's not even American

wonder what they could do in the future with technology

probably drug people and create hyperrealistic AI-VR chambers showing anything as interrogation/punishment
or alternatively make it available for commercial use and you can pay to take shrooms and walk around in a 1:1 simulated environment of ancient rome or the dinosaur era, complete with smells and ambient sound.

>>202408891
is that dad's google history?

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>>202409606
Based

wind your neck in
wind your neck in

Bald head and a flat cap
Bald head and a flat cap

>>202409640
any lad over 18 posting wojaks unironically gives me the fear

>>202409621
Spainmong

>>202409625
>>202409640
chinks gonna chink

>>202409651
31 meself

Why aren't you buying gold lads

https://www.royalmint.com/invest/

>>202409651
that's not a wojak

CIA broke my computer, my shower and now my washing machine.

>>202409608
>work for pennies
40k isn't pennies. It is more than 73% of all incomes in the UK.

Chest day is the best day.

>>202409651
Bore off you miserable jades bastard

>>202409664
Racist word brw :)

Turkey dinosaurs and smiley faces
Turkey dinosaurs and smiley faces

so this is christmas

>40k isn't pennies
Kek

>>202409694
Not racist if its true

The fuck?
Why am I on there?
Is that from the trial?
That's Bobby!

mental how i'm supposed to go to bed when you wake up

So I've been going to the gym for years and I'm bored of it. I'm lifting metal up and down for an hour like an ape. Can I stop now or will my muscles deflate?

Wish I was intimidating

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>>202408891
Which ones meant to be Tim and Dawn/Jim and Pam?

I’m guessing Tim/Jim is the tall guy at the back?

>>202409714
It’s not luxury but you can live a comfortable life with that sort of income. Find a cheap area to live and use as much public transport as you can and you’re sorted

>>202409726
She fucks white boys?

>>202409800
Everyone fucks white boys (not you though)

>>202409751
the choices are to appear intimidating or to appear intelligent
I don't know anyone I think of as a clever person who I also find intimidating. The vice versa is true as well

Just hope your peers don't think of you as soft AND stupid- a very exploitative place to be

>>202409738
Just go once a week, that can be enough to maintain if you satisfied with your current fitness.

fat ropes of jamaican style yoghurt splatting and gushing into katy’s spasming little slit

>>202409675
Imagine the bullying the kid must be facing. Because of him the "hot teacher" is never coming back.

>>202409738
>I'm lifting metal up and down for an hour like an ape.
we are the only ape that does this however

>>202409686
Mad how boomers would have massive mansions on that kind of money while we have to share or live with mummy and daddy. I cope by not giving a shit at work. Just did one email today

I’m in shock. All those years I was having the news read to me by a homosexual. I need to lie down

>>202409826
>soft AND stupid
Literally me also I have no peers

>watching the news
lol

I stopped working out for years and then did it again and all my muscles came back within a month. Thought I was some sort of genetic anomaly but then I found out that's just a thing that happens with everyone.
Still cool though.

Cum in your bum.

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>>202409826
speak for yourself

>>202409848
The BBC's pov.

worldly power is gained through evil deeds

>>202408891
Is this real?

>>202409919
lil timmys decade of gymcelling paid off

>>202409919
Based Canadian

how do you get over an ex?

got cumstains on my bed sheet which literally will not come off washed it like 3 times in a row now
Probably have to bin them

>>202409826
jeremy paxman

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Reddit is full of users who have large parts of their brains missing

>>202409964
just a bit of cum mate

peng gay poo porn

>>202409919
Grim

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So this is Adam

Hairline being pushed back like the maginot line

>>202409916
Clever guys I know who lift also do not intimidate me

Intimidation is a factor that is so much stronger when you're low IQ. You don't even need to be strong or built. If you come across a bit thick, a bit unstable, not all there mentally, you're unpredictable, any sudden comment or movement could set you off into primal violence. You don't get this feeling with intelligent people. The underclasses are always unnerving for this reason.

fell down the stairs at work today and people laughed at me I left early and I’ve been crying and smoking in my kitchen since 2

Meeting the ex for a coffee
It would have been a more...intimate setting...but she didn't want to "confuse things"

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>>202409937
Yes

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1836390238102413612

>>202409726
probably got raped hence the switch to lesbianism and sudden anti white sentiment

>>202409190
>-5% asset growth approximately since 2021
Are you retarded?

>>202410000
The maginot line stayed put until france surrendered however

>>202409965
I could beat an old posh codger in a fight
Big fat Bazza Norf FC? Not taking the risk

just nutted my kitchen wall. Little piss taker had it coming x

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New t shirt

Get the zesty music on.
Do a zesty dance.
Do it.
Now.

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cheers will for this astute observation

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How do you even capture this?

ngl I want to shag my sister, I wish she was single

>>202410087
go around it lol

>>202410097
*Were

>>202409190
>Bridge seller offers financial advice

>>202409190
>getting on the ladder" with some piece of this property that is either heavily overpriced in the south or not going to move in the north instead of investing is just cucking yourself
Property, specifically mortgages, provide leverage for sometimes greater returns than you would have experienced through stocks alone

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>>202410005
>took a year off because look at my previous employers
>next job: ftx

another very long day done. my head is sore. my ankles hurt. but its over and im home in one piece. ready to start over tomorrow.

>>202410087
gas

>>202410084
Acting like he got killed or something

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Bvsed.

>>202410084
scousers should

>>202410084
Vaxxed?

>>202410084
>Never walk Al

Al the dog be like
:(

>>202410140
against the law

IT'S A FISHERY
https://youtu.be/1VClTDJjprk

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We used to be a proper country

>>202410084
LIZZYS IN A B-ack!

you will never wank alone grnda x LUFC

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>>202410140
Gas proof bunkers

>we would advise setting aside 1 hour and 45 minutes to complete the assessment.
nah y'all cool senpai

https://x.com/liz_churchill10/status/1836104734962254110?s=46

Sheeiiiiiiiit niggas be gay

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>>202410087
more importantly how do the people in these sentries leave

What kind of vibe you bringing to the office?

>>202410084
>people dying is bad
good one will

think there's pakis in the attic again. can hear them rustling around in the eaves

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>>202410171
the times they are a changin

>>202410171
Woke mob strikes again

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Me and the yank wife

So many of the kebab shops have "pizzas" listed on the sign. Don't they know the plural of pizza is pizza?

>>202410153
How horrible that Russia has a leader that people like, I'm so glad we live in a democracy where that sort of thing is guaranteed to never happen

>>202410246
People still like Boris

>>202410235
Are you stupid? Gonna go get a couple of pizza? No you’d say gonna go get a couple of pizzas

Sometimes life may stink but we can always smell good
https://youtu.be/pflv8Y7Zg98?si=Pe_do9UlpKL21IsC

>>202410234
>Dude is like 5'7
Every time.

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>>202410171
>£3 large chicken fried rice
Take me back...

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>>202410235
Thoughts on deep dish?

>>202410171
Yankified freak

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>>202410246
They are le brainwashed !

>>202410269
Maybe in that context, I'd probably just say: "Gonna go get some pizza." In the context of a sign "Pizzas" just looks weird.

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Mad how they could have just put a few forts in the Ardennes and on the border with Belgium and history would be completely different. Great Britain would still be a global superpower I reckon

>>202410234
*stomps on the ground causing them all to fire at once*

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>>202410235

>>202410300
peng 'za

drinking a cup of lentil soup right now

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Glasgow /brit/ be like

>>202410381
Drugmongs are so weird

i'd fuck a man

Why does 4chan talk about black cock so much

>>202410418
mental illness

>>202410252
doesnt even look human

feeling hungry

Might change my life starting tomorrow.

>>202410417
yeah?

and i would also let a man fuck me tbf

>>202410418
Yeah and I notice most it takes place within /brit/ funny that

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2019... home

can get a hotel room (travelodge) for 2 nights, sunday night till tuesday, for £100
really really considering a big hotel room ket sesh to get me out of the slump i've been in
keep thinking about it for a week or two now, might just fuckin do it lads
been ages since i did any. must have been 3 years now

if you want an australian office watch swift and shift

crazy how horny u lot are.

>>202410483
>mention hotel room

>its either an adult work or drugmong post

Fuck this shit thread

i'd eat you alive

Feeling blackpilled and furious.

>>202410483
reckon the world would be better if you died

DUUUUDE LIKE ALCOHOL AND SEX AND DRUGS AND POPULAR CULTURE DUUUUUUUDE

>>202410512
dunno mate try /r/casualUK over on reddit if things are too spicy here

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racism

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me at the club

/brit/poster, what’s new
/brit/poster,
someoooone still looooves you

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>>202410568
Reddit is way spicier than 4chin

>>202410570
you can make an insult to any country by literally putting homo erectus over their flag

>>202410489
>swift and shift couriers
a man of taste I see

HEY
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

It’s up.
>BBC pay 2023-2024: The full list of star salaries
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0w4xqlwr1ro

>>202410617
i've got spinal stenosis

>>202410598
This makes zero sense and you are just a retarded yank making a map based on preconceptions

>>202410614
corr he's fit
what's his name

>>202410617
depression, anxiety, adhd, fibromyalgia

>>202410614
>>202410639
Pathetic samespaedo

>>202410598
Those kyrgzniggers won't last long

>>202410639
Idris Elba

gyppos have set up shop on the green. playing their fiddles and butchering their goats. tobias says he saw one looking at the mayor's daughter. me and the other apprentices are going there tonight to teach them a lesson

>>202410252
Thug’s plaything

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>>202410661
nuh uh

so sick of this website

might make a reddit account

ffs i should have gotten maccies on the way home. thought i had more left over spag bol. not had enough and im still hungry.

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>>202410627
Isn't he the nonce that got outed recently?

>>202410690
Its well known HE posts on multiple devices now fuck off and kys.

>>202410695
have you tried posting in /eire/?

>>202410704
yeah and he gets to keep his public sector pension as well lol

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>>202410706
take your meds x

>>202410568
i got permabanned from /r/casualUK for sexism and mocking the janny

>>202410430
ye olde wojake

>202410682
>202410734
kys parasite

>>202410652
those seem like fake diseases to meeee

Are you really a 4chan poster if you haven't been banned from somewhere else?

>>202410756
gets you PIP tho

>>202410758
got permabanned on the RS forums when I was younger

cody bro reddit is so cool bro i was dude i was in this thread and this guy cody bro this guy was so cool bro he was saying cody he was saying how awesome it is being american cody hey cody listen bro and this dude cody

hate being a speccy bam

>>202410792
Reddit is less american and less cringe

>>202410789
no mice

>>202410806
get contacts it'll change your life

>>202410815
yeah less american than the british thread on 4chan
wind your fucking neck in
get the yanks fucking filtered for fuck sake

>>202410840
Can't get them in :/

>>202410859
get this in
*unzips dick*

>>202410859
Not the only thing you can't get in

>>202410872
Oh i knew that was comin!

ttttttttthe newwww
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4 co-op white chocolate cookies down the hatch

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Why do Brits complain about Asian grooming gangs?

>>202410713
its dead