pearson hardman edish
Roy "Chubby" Brown
thimble.
got a bit of an itchy ballbag if i be honest with you fellas
>>202410898split arse
>>202410935Lot to ponder
>Mom got ‘rush’ from repeatedly suffocating baby, MO cops say. ‘Last time he was blue
https://x.com/gentlmanbrown/status/1835856341476286674?s=46For some reason Americans want to keep these out, very strange.
my underwear smells
gf throwing a huge strop because i asked her to put her laptop away. might give her the old "dominique pélicot" treatment if you catch my drift.
>>202410935can bottom out my entire "cock" in one of these
>>202410935I'll be the racecar
Don't get all that twerking crazeJust seems gross and unappealing to me
>>202410978poo smells lol
going bed
>>202410989
What's the point of these threads.
fucks up with that kiwi cunt that only posts in /balt+ausnz/, why doesn't he post here where he can have an actual conversation with his kin
>>2024109384 yearsIt was realAll of it.
love australia me
>>202411023sewing club innitsee >>202410935
>>202411011:/
odds grapefruitevens banana
>>202411023We correlate gay thoughts and propagate them to other people
>>202411034stabby wabby over at tiddy widdy?
>>202411029Same with /cum/Its their personal chatroom where theyre the main character. They fear being absorbed and becoming just another poster.
The current global gender ratio is almost 50/50Business idea: make the world 60% female and 40% maleDating apps, on which men outnumber women 10-1, reflect that it's better to have more women than men. Maybe when sex becomes easier for every man to acquire, they will begin to more strongly value connections over casual sex
captchaberg ona madone this eveningdoing my solver script right inthat ain't a V lil bro!
anime
>>202411075good post
Join the /brit/ gay porn hivemind.Unfilter British flags.Unfilter /brit/You will be gay from now on and do gay porn dance when a new /brit/ is made
if your post doesnt contain the general gist of your idea in 20 words or less, im not reading it, sorry!
>Americans when someone uses a non-American termHaha nice man>Euros when someone uses an American termNO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE'RE IN AN EXISTENTIAL BATTLE TO MAINTAIN OUR IDENTITY
>It's the 90's>You pull up outside Golden Dragon takeaway in your Vauxhall Cavalier and go inside>You order some soup, a beef curry, and some egg fried rice>You hand the lady at the counter a fiver>You wait for your change*FLASH CUT*>It's 2024>You're sat in your childhood bedroom on your phone>You browse the app and order from Ahmet's Pizza, Kebab and Burger>You order a pizza>You aren't even sure what the toppings are made of>A notification pops up on your phone>"£19.00 has been deducted from your account"
>>202411073Oh you... don't have a pass?How quaint
when is the big tasty gonna fucking come back fucks sake literally fucking killing myself if it doesn't soon
>>202411075enjoying the gta?
>>202411154Bit racist mate
>>202411144>Australians spilling lies from their forked tongues inbetween piping off imaginary Americans
>>202411111
>>202411188Golden Dragon is a popular name for a chinese place. Not racist is it
any wretched recluse in
>>202411184call me nob Big Tasty cos it's big and tasty. lol just a bit of humour for you lads haha
>>202411187haven't seen any of itany banter?
>>202411184How’s THIS for a Big Tasty?*whips out my 5 inch hard extremely thin phimosis’d wilbert*Open up for the Big Tasty sauce!*furiously wanks and ejaculates half a teaspoon of watery cum*
>>202411213Wretched racist cnt fck off
>>202411226Youve been reported to trading standards before about that
>>202411213Wver visited the brown monkey in londonistan
>>202411197
>>202411226nah you say that cos it's got cheese on it! ahaha
>>202411224aye
Sad old memories from so long ago
>>202411184>fast food beef burgersOnly reason the grab fast food burgers is if they're fried chicken patties. Make your own beef burgers
big tasty sauce is beyond however
>>202411224Not me haha, I live with my gf
>>202411237Been alright, some good clips and some JP/EN interactions.
shit on my dick
>Further evidence at the trials of other Colt siblings attested that it was likely Martha's father Tim Colt, also was the father of his daughter Betty's 13 children.>He also likely fathered four of his daughter Rhonda's children and probably fathered his granddaughter, Raylene's child.real-life craster. mad lad actually did it. respect
>>202411279>beyond howeverso... it's thoughever? whyever?don't get it
>>202411229
Sick day for me today lads. Banging cold, snot flowing out my nose. Toilberg fuming
five chicken selects please maestro
>>202411290>I live with my gfSorry about that
>>202411301beyond peng
>>202411276As a long time burger enjoy I can enthusiastically agree with this
>>202411276not the same is it
thinking about it, the "Roman", "Carthaginian", "Babylonian" style of empire-naming is so underratedImagine that style with other empires The Londoner EmpireThe Parisian Empire The Karakorum EmpireThe Istanbul Empire The United States of Washington The People's Republic of BeijingNazi Berlin
>>202411239enjoyed this post
trannies are disgusting
FREE THE ZESTY MANDEM
I just want to live in a grungy old warehouse and ride my motorbike and be cool and mysterious. Is that too much to ask?
BASED
Enjoying 2 pints then pulling an Irish goodbye and walking 3 miles home like a MAN
aussies be like>fucking hell long day on the JCB digging for opal, time to smoke meth and spaff inside the 5ft1 filipina sheila
girlfriend in a coma i know
getting raped by the captchas tonight
>>202411372God I wish I was an Aussie...
>>202411372the noble savages of the anglosphere
stop me oh ho ho stop mestop me if you think youve heard this one before
>>202411275don't post animal abuse webms
>>202411357why is it always food every timeliterally the only positive the left can come up with for rampant immigration is "more variety of takeaway"
>>202411372now thats the life
>>202411372>i suffer in australia
>>202411357>fish and chips might have been influenced by migrants 500 years ago so that's why you have to accept millions of africans and arabs in the current yearYeah naa fuck off with this vile manipulative pilpulBTW look how big Lineker's beak is, really makes you think
who else /godownpubtomeetpeoplebutinsteadsitinthecornerdrinkingthreepintsaloneandgoinghome/?
>throttled by ISP this should be illegal
>>202411422*stops you*
>>202411453stop that
nah fuck australia, those spiders are disgusting
>>202411357Fish and chips became popular in the mid 19th century, popularised by Jews who had been in London for centuries. Don't think it counts as a refugee dish if their last refugee ancestors were 200+ years ago
why are my bollocks so sore and itchy?
>>202411300need mr. colt to suck a colt .45 if im being poetic
>>202411307Quite a snotty nose myself these last few days, but alas I toil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5OSaCaqZegany techno man in
Mum just raged at me for pissing on the toilet seat even though it wasn’t fucking me
Was at a uni social and there was one guy who clearly had autism who was just a boring blackhole of fun who sat alone for most of the night. Mad how that's probably how normies see me.
>>202411357
>>202411503Nothing worse than being falsely accused of something
>>202411518how do people become this pedantic
>>202411428???
>>202411468not a fan of spiders myself however my encounters with them are thankfully rare
>>202411428
>>202411546MexARYANS
>>202411518frying up a full Sumerian Aztec Han Egyptian breakfast on the morrow
>>202411538The beak never lies
If your job can be replaced by an "AI" that just puts google search results into a sentence then you shouldn't have a job in the first place.There I said it.
Saw a girl in tesco today pushing one of those trollies around. she was in front of me, on her own barely able to see over the top where she was steering. I qas there thinking to myself, where's the little girls parents, bit dangerous this like. Minute or two later I saw her again, still on her own, then she turned around and realised she was like 40. Proper weirded me out, she wasn't a dwarf or anything, they're usually chubby little tuckers, she had the body of like a 10 year old little girl but the face of a 40 year old. Could not imagine dating this girl, despite her being of age, she looked like a child. Imagine walking down the road holding her hand or kissing, everyone's looking at you like you're some creepy paedo. Bet this girl has all the creepy as actual nonces after her trying to get her to do schoolgirl role play.Mental that no?
>>202411422Nothing’s changed, I still love you, oh I still love you Only slightly, only SLIGHTLY less, than I used to - my love
my job as a lovely and loved son cannot be replaced by AI!
:)
i never even knew what drugs wWw-ere
>>202411569ah yes the famously Hebraic Ashkenazi surname of....O'Brien
>>202411505mad how that was you and you had an out of body experience and were viewing yourself in the 3rd person all night
>>202411479I'm a doctor and that sounds like signs of early onset terminal monkeypox
>>202411593good lad >>202411600good lad
Mad how the people who want us to believe in man-made climate change are the same people who want us to believe that a man can change into a woman halfway through his life just but putting on a dress and a wig.
>>202411533Losing your hands and legs in a car accident is probably worse
>>202411614yeah?
>>202411607He's adopted.
life is very longwhen you're lonely
I was detained, I was restrained He broke my spleen he broke my knee And then he really lays into me
>>202411596
>>202411629true
Puppy is whining like fuck downstairs but the book says you must ignore it my neighbours must hate my guts
i am from havanaand do ya do ya wannabuh buh buh bananafrom my trousers, up your bum, a ha ha haa ha ha ha haa ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha
got brainberg up in a tizzy
You just haven’t earned it yet, baby You just haven’t earned it son
>>202411638well use your eyes then does this look like a Jewish face? it's ridiculously Anglo-Mick. just compare him to blatant heeb faces like Daniel Radcliffe, David Baddiel, Luciana Berger
>>202411665And the surname of this "book"'s author is what?
>>202411699Cat Berg
Really wish that mentally ill creepy loser would stop posting the same webms over and over and over every threadCan't imagine how unfathomably boring your life must be, to spend all your time posting the same coomer tiktok shite
oh when i woke up tonight i said ahhhhhhgonna make somebody love me
>>202411694Now post his side profile.
https://people.com/who-is-george-farmer-candace-owens-husband-8386561> Farmer is the son of Lord Michael Farmer, the founder of British trading conglomerate Metal & Commodity Company Ltd. Lord Farmer is also a member of the House of the Lords, the upper house of the United Kingdom’s Parliament.Imagine being able to marry literally any English/Asian/Slavic rose you want, and settling down for motherfucking Candace Owens.
any believer in woman made climate change in
They said, “there’s too much caffeine in your bloodstream, and a lack of real spice in your life.”I said, “leave me alone!”
been hearing more and more that those high-end fleshlights with the motors and the ribbing and detachable waste pouches are actually incredible. just a little infohazard for everyone here x
the might poosh
>>202411722what;s in it for me
>>202411699Victoria stillwell
Taking bets on how many attempts on trumps life there will be before november
>>202411717imagine being named lord farmer and starting a metallurgy company
>>202411717people are strange mate
>high-end fleshlights with the motors and the ribbing and detachable waste pouches
>>202411478>Jews who had been in London for centurieswrong. the jews were refugees from the Russian pogroms between 1903-1906.
>>202411717you just know daddy is so very embarrassed of him lately. the runtigal son
Back in my day fellas used to just dress up as women and go about town. They knew people would look at them weird. They didn't cut their cocks off or have special pronouns or think they could get pregnant. Just dressed up as women because they wanted to and went about their business.
>>202411714if you seriously think O'Brien is a kike you're schizophrenic genuine "all the weather reporter women are secret transsexuals" type schizohe has the most doughy pink Celtic physiognomy imaginable
a dreaded sunny dayso i meet you at the cemetery gates
>>202411709without filters, /brit/ is unusable
>>202411759Exploding pagers?What about exploding flashlights or exploding dildos
>>202411647>(YouSo many american women have this face.I know like 3 or 4 who are random actresses and shit. Latinx perfection
love a girl in uniformwaitress uniform, police uniform, high-viz, anythinggives me the horn
Morrissey's solo output far surpasses his work with The Smiths.
>>202411759Of course the Bradley poster just spaffs into a tissue and scrans it down
>>202411765His dad is lefty pol personified.
>>202411816For me it's the Tesco uniform
>>202411793
>>202411819johnny marrberg seething
i'm sorry i hurt you by jerking off to another dude
>>202411850corr yeah I've seen some fitties at the big tesco
>>2024117500
bigmouth la de da di dabigmouth la de da di dabigmouth strikes again
the only royal alive that seems like a debauched hedonistic royal of older times is the King of Thailand. proper smackhead energy that Henry VIII could be proud of
ktim
Fuck a rest day, might just go to the gym. Forcing rapid gains by sheer boredom
>>202411882Don't understand this post.Henry VIII wasn't a smackhead.
Desperate for a skilled job lads, what can i do
>>202411898I fucking hate autistic people so muchWhy do you read everything so literally
>>202411909Make upskirt videos to sell on the dark web
>>202411852don't like thisgives me the fear to be honest
whats this stance called?
>>202411909sucking dicks
>>202411922Maybe you should say what you mean and not speak in constant hyperbolic histrionics like a teenage girl
*slams the door to /brit/ wide open, producing gasps of trepidation* *inhales sharply*THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE
>>202411946the varsity athlete
>>202411909Do you have any skills?
The only thing i fear is "the knock"Anyone else relate?
>>202411909togolese todger servicer
>>202411962not particularly no, where would i get to get some skills.was thinking of coding but apparently thats dead now
>>202411953banjaxed that gimp
>>202411953this is how germanoids view the worldfucking robot brained mong
>>202411946man slipped his feet in some pita bread and called it creps :skull:
>>202411989Irish diaspora
>>202411982quiet you, shaggers are talking
i'd have sex with morrissey
>>202411725mate we don't need a play by play of stangeways as you listen to it
>>202411995HOWLINGNGNGNGNNGNGN YES YEE YES *CRIES WITH JOY*AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I NEEDED THAT
love this pic of henry because he specifically tailored his dress or whatever so that his codpiece is sticking out
>>202411995screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>202412017in his pooey hairy arsehole?
*exits /brip/*
>>202412042..yh
>>202412046rorke's proctologist
>>202411909sell bacon and egg barms roadside
Henry VIII's popular modern perception as a fat debauched hedonist is largely due to the fabrications of 20th Century Jewish movie director Alexander Koda.
>>202412009>he said "germanoid", did he mean that I'm speaking like a monotone unimaginative German?>no he must mean "Germanic", as in English is a "Germanic language" thus he must be Celtic I suppose, I will call him Irish diaspora.you are a fucking severe case aren't you
women owe me sex
>>202411978Coding isn't dead unless you're talking basic webdev shit.Pick anything. Go get an HGV license and drive trucks. Buy a cheap DSLR, take some photos in the park, make a "portfolio" and become a wedding photographer. Go do an evening AAT class and become a qualified accountant. Whatever you want really.
>>202412067ha, bit of the old rape, great stuff
dynamo mosqueva
just killed the biggest bastard spider you’ve ever seen in your entire life
Might get back on the ol' 'raft later.
I've done him badly.
>US Navy launches first gender neutral submarineNice
Dave is in this thread
genuinely terrified of becoming a minority, imagine everyone on the street, every doctor who treats you, every person who serves being an angry minority who hates you
Making a huge amount of curry and bolognese
>>202412078
>>202412133How very womanly of you.
>>202412166Women don’t kill spiders they run I am a man I handled the problem don’t worry about it
can't wait to get bullied into marrying the gf, toughing it out for 10 years, divorcing, being single and pathetic for 5+ years, and then giving up and flying in a not even that young thai bride who is annoying and smells weird
>A mixture of rock and roll music born in America and the sensibility of a Japanese girl of the 90's, that's Moritaka's world. Kusai...Mono...Futa...Ni Wa...Futa o Shiro. OH my God!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrHeGKeCapQ
mad how when we were all under lockdown and not allowed to go to the pub or the park or the shops the government quietly let in millions of africans and we're all just supposed to act like they were always here
>>202411971Shrek is Canadian
couldn't own a cat, meif i raise it from a kitten and shower it in toys and treats and it still claws me or bites me i'm kicking it up the guts. just fucking astounding anyone willingly puts up with that kind of shit. i don't play that and i honestly think less of people who dothis is why dogs are the superior animal. just unconditional love. never had to smack any of my dogs
Source: It came to me in a dream
>>202412190What mate? That was years agoAs a lad called Liam once said "dont look back in anger, chud"
open the fucking pubs
>>202411971shrek was propagandatelling white women they should abandon white anglo-saxon men for ogres
>>202412230>it still claws me or bites meretard
>>202412230t. psychopath
>>202411490Toilberg laughing
Just don't like brown people
Only 26% percent of people aged 0 - 6 are White Britishgrim grim grim
Source: I came in a dream
the moral of shrek is that women would rather fuck a smelly violent ogre that lives in the swamp than a 5'2" man
would smash your thick racist skull in you little rat
>>202412262thats a lie
mad how when we were all under reform neo fascist lockdown and not allowed to go to chinatown or the turkish barbers or the kebab shop the government quietly let out millions of africans and we're all just supposed to act like they were never here
I'd rather live next door to a family of conservative Nigerian Christians than a family of degenerate English chavs any day.
anime is the only thing i have to live for
>>202412262what about just WhiteI'll take the Polskis with Anglo accents as they grow up
"this is a buffet " lmao
>>202412286mad how nigel said he doesnt care about the demographics of britain and that deporting illegal migrants is a political impossibility. we cant vote our way out of this
going out with a girl tomorrow and half convinced it'll just be a super awkward silence
>>202412248Also she becomes an ogre permanently
>>202412287Move to Nigeria then, retard
>>202412287having had the former and now the latter i can firmly agree with this
>>202412133bro went full Saddam on that eight legged Kurd
Tory boys <3
Neighbour is drunk and playing sad music, should I go in there with my cock out lads
feel like SHIT
Might move to China.
rorke somehow thinking a children's film is actually about interracial sex and white genocide
*unzips*
>>202412385Do it you bastard
>>202412378You can get jailed for saying that mate.Watch your tongue you.
>>202412411oblivion ass peasant dialogue
>>202412390NTA but who do you think is going to inherit the country after you?
>>202412408New Labour moment :/
>>202412385>>202412391i dont get this gimmick
Just realised millennials say "adulting" because their boomer parents never taught them how to do normal adult tasks so they see them as difficult challenges and their own entity.
Might wank to Chyna
>>202412468Who? I need links, pics , webms. The lot
>>202412461mental how most women never grow past the mental age of 9
Its clever and funny in multiple ways.1. Lads who fetishize asia and think they will be happier there2. Wider critique of the state of western countries and we feel yearning for a place better and more fulfilling than here3. Short sentence, impactful4. Might move - indecision, not sure to commit5. China is in this late period of transition to modern developed superpower. We see this more every year.6. Possible sinister undertones - age of consent is 14 in China.
time for a nice oily wank
>>202412434donkey and dragon's kids
>>202412461Whew hitting a bit too close to home there pally.>>202412449I said i might move to China. Someone else evidently had a similar thought.>>202412485Meds!
>>202412320Mad how a Muslim Goldman Sachs banker who seemingly came out of nowhere and has no background in politics was suddenly appointed chairman of Reform by Farage because he donated thousands of pounds to the party, while people who had been working with the party from the beginning were unceremoniously sacked.
>>202412408No surprise with German but Indian is astonishing considering how many of them there are hereHindu parenting must be amazing
>>202412408BRICS bros
Hey, im the first lad on /brit/ to ever express the desire to move to ChinaThere is no meaning to it, i made it up, China was just the first country that popped into my head
will fucking take ANY of the stupid little runts in this thread - oral, up the arse, docking, bareback, diaper raceplay, you name it, i'll do it. you WILL come first and you WILL fucking enjoy it.
>>202412514So what?
>>202412530I'll fucking rape you
>>202412408Let's hear it for Libya, the most well behaved and law abiding people in the uk
>>202412530False. I said I might move to china once and everyone copied my idea.My dream is not a gimmick.
>>202412514Oh piss off you racist twat. Have some choccies
>>202412535*punches you in the head to protect my kids*
>>202412530you fucking lying cunt i started the might move to China
Jokes aside, I might move to China.
right that's iceland filtered then
While we're on /tv/pol/
>>202412514Also when he was made chairman Farage proudly said that he could lead the party one day, and considering Farage has complete control over party management it's pretty much certain he'll be taking over from him.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw0yxnpj2dgoWill be quite funny to watch them plummet when that happens, at least.>>202412542Do you think it's okay for unelected party donors to effectively buy influence and positions in political parties?
Ireland will lead the way in stopping migrants. It's just a matter of time until the paramilitaries turn on them.
might move to australia, its so big i can just move to the rural parts where ill only ever see jovial white australians, a thousand miles between me and the brownified cities
>>202412590Shrek 4 was released during Cameron's premiership.
>>202412408>>202412523Help me to move to england.
Just put 20p in the /brit/ China fund
There's a Shrek 4?
nah Aussies taking the piss now with these nameshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coober_Pedy
>>202412606Indians are flooding into the countryside unfortunately. Pre-covid there was barely any.
Might move to England, get a job on MI6 and drink some Madrís.
I'm moving to the /brit/ Jewish quarter in Chengdu
We should ALL move to China
>>202412588you're first
Moving to Taiwan
>>202412591>Do you think it's okay for unelected party donors to effectively buy influence and positions in political parties?No worse than letting women and mongs vote.
Mousey announced he has cancer last week so we've put together a fundraiser to get us all off to China by the end of the year.
>>202412514>>202412591his rise in the party was so fucking bizarre, i remember seeing his speech at the birmingham reform rally and he sounded like a nervous wreck who clearly didn't have much experience in public speaking, yet you had Farage and Tice posting videos of him and talking about him like he was the greatest orator since Churchill
filter neek loves his online safespace
Shanghai on the cards
>>202412620london is full of Brazilians for some reason
>>202412679Dont like tall buildings though.
apparently chinese women are very timid and won't complain if you 'court' them aggressively
all the BNP had to do was to not put fat mongs in charge in the 2000s and they would have been the party of opposition by now, Tories destroyed after the 2015 election, 27 years of horrible hated New Labour government that destroyed our economy after covid, still no referendum on the EU and growing bubbling nationalism is matching out on the streets every week for years now
>>202412702>>202412702
>>202412514seinfeld if he indian
