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>>202434435Based
i promise i wont waste another day on /cum/
>>202434622But you're here
>>202434705i look like that
>>202434718But what do you say
I have to stay 4 hours after work cuz my fucking boss can't hire dependable people. Now I can't drink today because by the time I get home I'm finna hafta just shower make dinner and go to fucking bed
>>202434785Where do you work? Back in college I worked at a restaurant and the dish guy they hired didn’t come back from his lunch break so I had to stay until midnight to finish the dishes A quick little 15 hour shift
>>202434848good post
>>202434833I do corporate security, loss prevention, access control, that kinda dhit
>>202434886Sounds like a security guard
>>202434740**bzzzzzzzzzzzzz**
I’m so tired
>>202434931Well yeah but I put that other shit in there to make me feel better. When I was a dishwasher I told people I was a flatware sanitation specialist
>>202434972same
>>202434962He MOVIN
>>202434989kek. dishwashing was a comfy job THO
>>202435043That was one of the only jobs Ive had where I could openly drink.
Are you guys seriously posting in this one because it wasn't made by a Mexican? Genuine racism isn't cool.
I just found out about glacier tours.
>>202435132Mexicans are part of /cum/ (unfortunately) so their OPs are valid, but he posted early and didn't link the ancien
>>202435132It’s goshpedo And it was early with no previous
>>202435132are you surprised
>>202435145I want to vacation in Antarctica
>>202435320same.
I don't ever buy pork but I'll eat it if offered
>>202435256evolution's perfect creature btw
>>202435132it was made by a chicano
>>202435374Maybe we can have a cum meet up in Antarctica
>>202435380How soThey're routinely eaten
Got banned, no reason given. Why are jannies so fucking lazy these days?
I’m an unemployed poorfag that has no skillWhat happens if I buy a one way ticket to the US and live there?My potentiality shouldn’t be limited to this small island
>>202435605you'll either become a millionaire or a homeless crack addict within 6 months
Here's the most perplexing riddle of all I've sown:Why do immigrants strengthen our country, but not their own??
good morning had some very crazy dreams if anyone wants to hear
>>202435605Just move back in with your parents in Wichita, David. Everyone knows you're not Japanese
>>202435688Go right ahead
>>202435678Because they don't it's all bullshit
>>202434848Based
>>202435678it strengthens the bank accounts of corporate billionaires
>>202435740there was a giant polar bear outside that the neighbor kids were messing with and i went outside and told them to knock it off and stop throwing rocks at him. and the bear didn't like that and chased me back to my house where i struggled to lock the door to keep him out, he got in my house and i barely barely managed to get upstairsi went through the gun cabinet and got a shotgun with some shells but i wasn't strong enough to do the pump thing (this is real i have to use both hands to do that) and i went back downstairs and set up and shot him and he ran away and i was able to lock everything up again and then i found a really big claw mark on my thigh and i got woozy and desperately tried to bandage it before i lost too much blood and i reached for the phone to call an ambulance and i woke upit was really scary fiddling with the lock while a giant bear is on the other side of the door trying to push it in and im still a bit shook up by it and looking down and seeing this horrible wound on me was very much . i don't want to shoot bears i love bears but i was so scared and i didn't want to get killed and nobody was there to help me im going to have some coffee i need to get my head straight after that it was very intense and i didn't like it
>>202435487All roads lead to crab
>bro why do poor people of underdeveloped countries with corrupt governments beyond belief can't fix their country?This is an actual riddle for people.around here
>>202435982I wish i was a crab (with human intelligence)
>>202435982Time for crab
https://youtu.be/Za7utxoYcnohttps://youtu.be/Za7utxoYcnohttps://youtu.be/Za7utxoYcno
>>202435964Sounds intense. Not being able to pump the shotgun makes you sound like a pussy, though. But dreams can be weird like that
>>202435678better food
>>202436053So why should we have to deal with people who can't remotely govern themselves? Why don't you take in the haitians; Mexico is better governed than they are. What are you, a racist?
>>202436209Debunked
>>202436155my brother is the gun guy not methere is a reason im not strong enough to do the pump but it's not important
>>202436209That doesn't strengthen the country and we already have a billion Mexican restaurants. >>202436263LOL
>>202435377i looked like this about 30 minutes ago>>202435982crab supremacy snip snap
>>202436301Hey if you've got an injury or illness that's understandable. If you don't, it's a shamefur dispray
they're going to replace my broken SSD
>>202436263What the fuck is this image? I went to a New York style pizza restaurant in Tokyo and it was really good.
>>202436370whos they
>>202436437western digital.
>>202436424Yeah, that's the point. They didn't need to import millions of Americans to make a good ny style pizza. They just googled the recipe and didn't change national demographics
>>202436424it's just making fun of japan because they have restaurants like that but not a lot of non asian people
>>202436424>What the fuck is this image? I went to a New York style pizza restaurant in Tokyo and it was really good.Libtards love to pretend that only people who grew up in a specific country are capable of creating that countries food; ie only Italians can make pizza.Obviously this is stupid and retarded, but they badly want more immigration so that's their only argument.
>>202436493there would be no google if it werent for immigrants though
>>202436519>there would be no google if it weren't for immigrants though
>>202436564Sergey Brin.
>>202436503No, it's poking fun at the Japanese English accent for comedic effect, but it's actually pointing out that the Japanese are famous for being able to make 5star versions of other countries food without ruining their own country due to immigration.
>>202435688morning bud
>>202436616Yeah but he's white.
i live in immense pain because i don't have a PAWG gf
>guy subcontracts my company to replace a school’s roof>accidentally sent our estimate to the school >says he doesn’t want to do it anymore because he wanted to charge the school an extra $100,000This is why you don’t trust Mesicans
>>202436301>there is a reason im not strong enough to do the pump but it's not importantyou must be a skinlet. maybe try eating well and going to the gym?
I'm so glad I don't do construction anymore. It was great exercise but I was always sore
>>202436701Quintessential brown post
Google is bad actually, but pretending we wouldn't have search engines if not for Google is both hilariously wrong and stupid.
why can't we just have sensible immigration policy?why do we need to let in 450k+ TEMPORARY STUDENTS in every year?how the fuck does that improve our economy overall?
>>202436764I have soft hands now, I’m in an office or working from home all day
if liking PAWGs makes me brown then i'm the darkest charcoal nigga in kenya
>>202436814**cums on your hands**
>>202436814Me too. I couldn't beat up construction me, Id get flattened by construction me
>>202436471they are looking through everything on your computer
>>202436819lol
>>202436789>Google's motto for years was "Don't be evil">remove the motto in 2018
>>202436723Are you still gonna do the job
>>202436810*enrolls in the Toronto School of Technolojeet with a degree Tim Horton’s Cashierology*
>>202436819Being from Brazil is what makes you brown
>>202436789they used to be good but they have become a twisted dark version of their former selves
>>202436810>why can't we just have sensible immigration policy?that would be racist, plus these very expensive private (((consultants))) said it's really good to have unlimited unskilled immigration.
They had a potluck here at work yesterday and it's still hella hot dogs and fixins in the break room
>>202436913it is really like thatthe government ignored for YEARS that this was happening and now that it has become public they're scrambling to make it seem like they're doing something about it despite the cap being "reduced" to "only" 435k this yearwhat the FUCK>>202436943AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>202436903are you planning on pushing the button?
>>20243685221 year old me would absolutely kick my ass there’s no doubt about that If it were after a certain time of the day he would be too drunk to stand up though
>>202436913It's Singh Horton's now
>>202436903just bee yourself buzz buzz do you have any bunnies in bee costumes by chance
Bpd and ecstasy
reading literature
>>202436968It’s a good thing thoughWho else would work those jobs? Teenagers who then spend the money in the local economy? It’s much better that 27 year old smelly Indians work there then ship 90% of their pay chequecks to India
>>202436992Already did>>202436992This fella
>>202436220The point is governments in the 3rd world generally aren't legitimately elected
>>202437071oh he's cute thank you
>>202436988Do they have curry poutine and tandoori chicken wrap yet?
>>202437070's the funny thing is many of them don't even work
>>202435132There's Mexicans on 4chan?
>>202437077Neither are ours arguably
A shit load of Haitians are actually choosing to hang out in mexico indefinitely. Tijuana has like half a million of them already
>>202437015yeah what of it
it's juiced up
>>202437166Grim when moving to Mexico is an upgrade
>>202437148Do they collect government benefits instead?>>202437166Every single country in this hemisphere is being flooded with Haitians and Venezuelans
>>202437197I unno
>>202437236no they just go to school and live in a 2 bedroom apartment with 8 other indians
>>202437307How are they living without a job or government gibs though Heard from some leafs they were getting gibs
>>202437293
>>202437236>flooded with Haitians and VenezuelansHaiti is only half of an island. How are there so many of them
>>202437334bizarre
>>202436620that's not what an accent is and you literally just said the same thing I said in a different way
>>202437077So why would it be smart to import these people into a democratic government where they will vote the same way they do in Haiti? That seems pretty stupid to me, right?
>>202437376There are more people in Haiti than Cuba
>>202437328How do you think they pay $40k+ a year in tuition? Their parents back home pay for it
business idea:
>>202437421Wooooooow I didn't know that
>>202437419By not voting?
>>202437451I'm listening
>>202437472Oops, by not having them here in the first place*
>>202437451go on then gryffindor pepe
>>202437476>>202437532I'm still pondering
>>202436810because students are basically just spending money to stay in the country, unlike working visas where foreigners usually just send the money outside of the country
>>202437549oh okay well let us know when you figure it out im gonna start on breakfast
>>202437434Except I’ve seen videos and photos of them lining up by the hundreds to work at subway and Tim Horton’s though and I’ve heard lots of complaints about them taking all the low wage jobs after enrolling in “fake” schools
A shit load of HAITIANS are ON 4CHAN RIGHT NOW. You may be talking to one in your thread.
Haitians are just Francophone Africans that live in the Caribbean. More than any other group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxQCel1I5rg
>>202437574what if im talking to one in my bed :)
>>202437574It genuinely bothers me that the person I'm talking to on 4chan might be a woman and unless they made it known, I would never know.
>>202437617there are no women on the interweeebz
>>202437585their french is worse than american french
>>202437549
>>202437617i fuckin hate women that wont have sex with me
>>202437568that's probably true I actually don't know hahait might also be because they used to be able to get work visas after school if they worked there but now they're removing hospitality from the approved work lists or something >>202437561true but my point was all that money goes into the blackhole of these fake universities that give bullshit degrees and in the long run fucks the whole country as we already can seethe liberals clearly knew they were importing a gorillion unskilled retards and did nothing about it so now we have a skilled-labour shortage and a zillion indians that won't integrate
>>202437661you hate your mom? grim
>>202437639Couillon soi, I guess that depends on who you ask. I know they love to say "Sac passè" alot
>>202437147soon...
curry poutine would be really good
>>202437697nah i dont hate the women i dont want to have sex with
>>202437498You make no sense.
Who's your favorite weatherman? Mine is Dallas Raines. Such a sick stage nameI wanna become a weatherman, my stage name would be Goldie Showers
>>202437585>kill all the whites>country is in perpetual chaos, poverty, starvation, and disease for centuries>2010 earthquake kills hundreds of thousands and they still haven't rebuilt everythingCurse of Ham isn't re-
when i was in high school the school district turned french class into climate change propaganda class en francais. Now i never see shit about globohomo warming or whatever because people are too concerned about mr potato head and donald flintstone or their scooby doo laughing ass wannabe blapipopoiopo lady friend
>>202437809black lives splatter
>>202437929Clever. Did you make that up yourself or steal it from Reddit
>>202437929I wonder if my tires would get slashed if I put "all lives splatter" on my car
>>202437809>non-white man stepfathers white bastard for a relationship with a White womanMany such cases. Yet the raceb8rs here ignore this but not the inverse. Curious...
>>202437956I came up with it years ago
>>202437890>Curse of Hamnever understood that story
>>202437985The fuck does he care, he's gonna take off in a month
>>202438005Shem, Ham and Japeth. How do you not know western (eastern) lore?
>>202437890They were absolute savages too (not a surprise of course), but they deserve their generations of suffering.
>>202438057>absolute savagesThe white people deserved what they got, but the Haitian blacks were too stupid to build in their sucess
https://voca.ro/1gLUhk1BmOlNthis is some shitty song I heard on a chinese amazon product
>>202438098No they didn't, you just don't know what went on then. But the absolute mind boggling poverty and terror the haitians endure daily does bring joy to my soul. There is justice in the world
>>202437985lets just admit it goes both ways and stop with the muh dick posting
If you’re a white guy just starting out, you might want to consider opening a small business and discovering that you’re a “latino.” Just say you have a great uncle from Chile or something. The government will begin giving you money. You don’t even have to have a real business
>>202438005It's not entirely clear from the original text, been debated for 2000 years for this reason.
Anyone want to play multiplayer terraria?
>>202438050I know the lore, I said I don't understand the story.Why was Ham and his descendants cursed because he saw his dad passed out drunk and naked? The fuck does that have to do with him?>>202438227Eternal word of God and all that eh
I should start buying cherry juice again.
Union workers are retarded motherfuckersThey genuinely think they’ll keep their pay and benefits of the unions dissolve and continue to vote for anti-union candidates despite their unions always endorsing the other candidateThe American public in general is retarded about unionsWe wouldn’t need all these shit government programs if we had stronger unions
The ideal America would have strong unions of all professionsWe’re falling behind because we have none and our industry died because corporations were free to fire everyone and fuck off to China and Mexico for manufacturing
>>202438488>be unions>be against immigration from inception of the movement>endorse candidates who bring in millions of people to undercut your employmentReally makes you think
It's good to see union workers finally voting for their own economic interests instead of bootlicking the billionaires they work for.
>>202438181>muh dickUHHH that's not what this is thoughbeit
Democrats are for the billionaires and republicans are for the working class which is why the worlds richest man supports the Democra- wait shit Elon became a Republican after he became massively wealthy
>>202438588American cops are megabased ngl
>>202438556libtards:>WE NEED A LIVING WAGE, UNIONS AND WE HATE SCABSAlso libtards:>if we don't import infinity Mexicans who the hell is going to pick our strawberries and clean our toilets for slave wages reeeee
>>202438612Why do people pretend both parties don't get millions from corporations and rich people?
>>202434406
>>202438588I wonder which race kills the most cops
Drink turpentine faggot
>>202438591>we fuck your women>No WE fuck YOUR women
>>202438612Neither of them are for the working class
>>202438706Because they’re retarded but I was specifically replying to the post pretending that voting for the democrats is what your boss wants to do when everyone’s bosses are most likely Right WingWhat we need is to bring back the Federalist Party
>>202438706because politics is just football and people will ignore all the bad things about their own football team and just say the other guys suck
>>202438747the whole point of the "my wifes son" meme is you don't wanna be fuckin' the woman, yfm? Idc if the kid is mulatto or a Yakubian spawn I am not doing that.
Sometimes I miss posting on 4chan, then I go back and the first thing I see is a cuck thread and i remember why I left
>>202438828Didn’t say they were just that Republicans are preferred by Billionaires
>>202438959cuck shit becoming mainstream was one of the worst things to ever happen tbqh
>>202438943me when I see a woman
>>202439112LOL because I literally go out of my way not to walk by women
>>202439027The worst offenders of it are Saudi flags
>>202439134same. I avoid them at all costs
Tweaking off the crystal picking at my skin trying to peel little pieces off
I like dark souls
America needs more political parties. Imagine if the Democrats and Republicans each split into 2 new parties.
>>202439167>Saudi flagshalf of these are jeets or some other kind of migrant worker. But gulfies are degenerate so maybe some of them are real
>>202439326no they're actual saudis
>>202439298cast that nigga into the furnace
Remember this?
>>202438943black bears are such fraidy cats>>202439298chicken in the background
Literally look up a list and see who has more billionaire supporters The only ones who support Harris are those who want brownie points
>>202439326I thought ayrabs were more into the poo based pleasures
>>202439274>he doesn't knowBloomberg already gave her $10,000,000 in August alone lol
>>202439112>>202439200why though
>>202439401Yeah I was there actuallyI was supposed to make sure everyone did it first and then drink the Kool Aid but I never really liked cherry flavored drinks
>>202439401>1970's no I don't
>>202439486lmfao
>>202439486>Kool Aid>Not flavor aid
My working definition of a Heritage American is you have to be able to eat a bacon cheeseburger. This rules out at least three demographic groups by my count, and possibly a fourth
>>202439401Jim Jones maxed out his charisma stats and got a shitload of people to an hero by force of rizz alone
sometimes I instinctively sage posts when I don't mean toI am a hater
Ayo dis nibba ain't even know what sage doooo lmaooooo
>>202439671Sage hasn't done anything since 2014. And yes, it does go in all fields.
My working definition of a Heritage Southwest American is you have to be able to eat a banana pepper without realizing it. This rules out at least three demographic groups by my count, and possibly a fourth
>>202439632>no hebrews>no mahometans>no hindoos (or any subcontinentals really)Who am I missing here?
I think /cum/ should make our own multinational centrist political party like the Baathists Then we can rule Canada, the US, and Mexico while fighting for the freedom of Cummites everywhere We could name it the Coalition of United Moderates.
>>202439705>Sage hasn't done anything since 2014.I literally JUST saged a thread and it stayed on page 7
You can’t be American if you get seasonal depression (too much melanin)
>>202439747That's a good list on it's own, imagine not having any of them. But I suspect the last bit is people who can't eat dairy
>>202439748am i allowed to joini don't have to be a big part of the party or anything i just wanna be included i look like this if it matters btw
>>202439705I was told this lie and believed it for years but it's not true. Sage still works
niggas with absolutely no conviction or personal morals be like "yeah I see both sides :)"
>>202439875I'm more moraly adjusted to society than you
>>202439799for you
I found a cucumber in the tank that I hadn't notice before. it's way smaller than the others, I think it's a juvenile. Not sure where it came from
>>202439935I'm going to orally readjust your face (break your jaw)
>>202439875It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
True, if you have any sense of working morals at all you can't side with the blatant corruption and law breaking of democrats
>>202439950he is really cutei want to name him squirt is that okay
W
>>202439799>>202439848Holy shit I thought people forgot about sage
>>202440027she can't function without a teleprompter or script, it's pretty obvious. she is fucking retarded. every single time she goes out in public her polls tank
>>202440027They are hoping people forget how useless she has been for the last 4 years. Seems to be working.
>>202440130What do you think it's supposed to do?
eating this atm
>>2024400292 something a gallon? Now bad. Cheapest I've found is $3.99 in socal
>>202440384I'm in New jersey, saw $2.89 today.
>>202440427>new jerseydid you pump your own gas?
>>202440427Rucky
>>202440327Not bump the thread fuck nigga, I be conducting research
Gm. Emptying my guts at the moment.
>>202440542ugh this is so cute they love each other they are both rescues so they’re cut from the same cloth and they understand each other :’)
>>202440645no they don't. they are stupid animals
>>202440730i know but i like anthropomorphizing and building cute narratives in my head is that a crime
>>202440542very qt
where are the messssssssicans?
>>202441017he is literally just a boy makes me happy to know that at tigers and lions are still just cats and they like scrubbins and stuff i wouldn’t scrub on a tiger personally however
>>202439994Sure, his name is now Squirt.
>>202441045We only have that one mejican that seems to be always mad and asks rhetorical questions to himself
>>202441092Yeah, they act exactly the same as cats, which is cute at first until you remember that sometimes cats attack you for no reason. A swipe from house cat will draw blood at worst, a swipe from a tiger would be devastating
>>202441126maybe he needs a good spanking
>>202441126I made one post about my loud mexican neighbors like 6 months ago and he still brings it up sometimes
>>202441156I saw a video of a lion in Africa that jumped on a safari jeep and the clas of his back feet sliced through the metal effortlessly, he wasn't even trying
>>202441101nice he's kind of small and an underdog but he's got unmatched tenacity and determination that puts him on par with the other cucumbers
>>202441156yeah that's why i said i would never get that close to one cats are unpredictable and sometimes when they get carried away playing, teeth and claws get involvedi respect nature enough to know not to baby and anthropomorphize something capable of killing me i just had a nightmare about almost being killed by a polar bear
>>202441017they lay on their backs so it's easier to claw
>>202441337these are the type of posts that make me want to suffocate you with a plastic bag until you turn purple. shut up man
>>202441337He will rise to new heights when he's fully grown, I can feel it>>202441478Would you rather we all doompost and incelpost 24/7? Grow up.
>>202441337
Where's the anon who posts guinea pigs in bee costumes?
>>202434886stop whining, 90% of your job is browsing the internet.
>>202441478you kind of got btfo, pussy.....
>>202441478sorry
I'm taking a shit and looking down, I just noticed the skid mark in my underwearNot looking good, very yellow, I should wipe more and maybe shave
>>202440450No. About two years ago we had a vote that would allow people to pump their own gas if they wanted to and people voted no, even though we would still have attendants if you didn't want to do it yourself.
>>202441589Don't listen to him, he's unhappy about his own life so he tries to make others bitter like him.
>>202441547This seems to be a common thing
>>202441242he switches between chuddism and being hypersensitive. Quite odd
>>202441552Granted.
>>202441728Peruvians eat these lil guys, call em cuy. Or so I've read.
Wife said she doesn’t want guns around the kids Me? I want to start training them on trigger discipline when they hit 3
>>202441789Guns and kids don't mix
>>202441789Spirit of 1776 lives on
>>202441789my dad bought me a shotgun for my 12th birthday but i had to wear a shooting jacket with it because it kicked too hardjust make sure you lock them up good so they don't get into them
>>202441816I want my daughter to be able to shoot kidnapping pedos and raging pitbulls though
New op better be a piccolissima edie
>>202441842I’m supposed to inherit my grandfathers house and he has a massive gun safe built into the master closet so I’d put them in thereHopefully he’ll leave some of his guns to me too
>>202441886LMFAOAlso I was just thinking that
>>202441869you're a good father for thatmodern feminists just pay lip service and complain about video game characters boobies too big where if they had any sense and they actually cared they would be telling women to arm themselves and be comfortable with using a gun
>>202441886there's already a thread in the catalog what should we do
I'm a go-getter, a hard-hitter
Crashing this threadWith no survivors
This is for Polar bear dream bro
Reddit is down :(
>>202442223>The one bear does the "it's over" at the end and plops his head downLMFAO
>>202442223thanks for thinking of meit was quite scary in the moment and when i went to the natural history museum they had a taxidermy of a grizzly bear standing on it's hind legs and it was like 10 feet tall and it was terrifyingit's paw was the size of my head and it's double my height
>>202442270r/mildlyinfuriating
ok but seriously are we gonna use the other thread in the catalog or make a new one i really don't care it's up to you guys i just don't like splitting if we don't have to
>>202434367>>202434367>>202434367
>>202442327Just use the other one, fuck it
>>202442327>>202442327Let's recycle
>>202442353>>202442347ok sounds good
Aaaaand fin.
